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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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NOW, LISTEN, JOHNNY PAUL,
I WAS HERE FIRST.
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NO, I WAS HERE FIRST.
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OKAY, FAIR AND SQUARE.
ODDS OR EVENS?
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EVENS.
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I WIN.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
TWO OUT OF THREE.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
WE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A JAR OF...?
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HEY, HOW YOU
GUYS DOING?
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HOW MANY YOU
GOT LEFT, OPIE?
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TWENTY-TWO.
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I ONLY GOT 18 LEFT.
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HOW COME YOU SOLD SO MANY?
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I MAILED THEM TO
ALL MY RELATIVES
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BUT THEY DIDN'T
SEND ME ANY MONEY YET.
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TAKE IT EASY.
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HE WON'T BUY ANY.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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All:
SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY A JAR OF...?
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I DON'T SEE HOW ANYBODY'S
GONNA WIN THAT PONY.
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YEAH, WE'LL
NEVER WIN IT.
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I THINK I'M GONNA QUIT
AND SEND ALL MY SALVE BACK.
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NOT ME. I'M
GONNA TRY AND
SELL SOME MORE.
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ME, TOO.
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BUT WHERE?
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HI, SON.
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HI, PAW.
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HOW'S THE SALVE
BUSINESS COMING?
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IT AIN'T.
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PAW...
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NO.
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NOW, LOOK, I'VE ALREADY BOUGHT
THREE JARS OF THAT STUFF
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AND I AIN'T EVEN SUSCEPTIBLE
TO POISON IVY.
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BUT IT'S GOOD FOR A LOT
OF OTHER STUFF, TOO --
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"ATHLETE'S FOOT, PRICKLY RASH,
COMPLEXION, AND SPRING ITCH."
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WELL, I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING
ANY OF THAT STUFF EITHER.
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SON, I WARNED YOU
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THAT STUFF
WASN'T GONNA BE EASY TO SELL.
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YOU SURE WERE RIGHT, PAW.
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I WAS KINDA THINKIN'
I MIGHT SEND IT BACK.
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WELL, I TRIED TO TELL YOU
IT WASN'T GONNA BE EASY.
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HI.
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Andy: OH, HI.
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HAVE ANY LUCK
OVER AT MRS. FARLEY'S?
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NO. IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.
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SHE GOT OUT OF THAT TREE
ALL BY HERSELF.
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SHE WAS SITTING
ON THE FRONT PORCH
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WITH HER FAT FACE
IN A PAN OF MILK
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WHEN I DROVE UP.
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WHO, MRS. FARLEY?
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NO. HER CAT.
WHAT A QUESTION.
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MRS. FARLEY
AIN'T GOT A FAT FACE.
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SHE'S GOT A THIN FACE.
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UH, BARNEY...
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NO. I AIN'T BUYING
ANY MORE OF YOUR SALVE.
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BUT, BARNEY...
NO.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD
FOR CROW'S-FEET.
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I PUT IT ON MY CROW'S-FEET
A WEEK AGO
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AND THEY'RE STILL THERE.
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SEE THAT CREASE
IN MY CHEEK? NOTHING.
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SO DON'T TRY TO SELL ME
ANY MORE OF YOUR SALVE.
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DON'T BE TOO TOUGH
ON HIM, BARN.
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HE'S HAVING
A LITTLE DIFFICULTY
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MOVING THAT PRODUCT.
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IT JUST AIN'T EASY.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE NOT.
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DOOR-TO-DOOR
SELLING STUFF.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU AIN'T
USING SALESMANSHIP, OPE.
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A GOOD SALESMAN
CAN SELL ANYTHING.
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RIGHT, ANDY?
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RIGHT.
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HOW YOU BEEN GOING
ABOUT IT ANYWAYS?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU
COME UP TO SOMEBODY'S DOOR?
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LET'S SEE
YOUR TECHNIQUE.
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WELL, I JUST HOLD OUT
A JAR OF SALVE
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AND SAY, "PARDON ME, MA'AM.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A...?"
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WELL? GO ON.
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THAT'S AS FAR AS I GET. THEN
THEY SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
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Barney:
WELL, THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE.
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YOU CAN'T GIVE 'EM A CHANCE
TO CUT YOU OFF LIKE THAT.
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YOU GOT TO GET YOUR FOOT
IN THE DOOR
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AND START TALKING
AND NEVER STOP.
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RIGHT, ANG?
RIGHT.
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HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
GIVE ME THAT.
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THEY OPEN THE DOOR.
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THEN YOU SAY,
"HELLO, LITTLE GIRL.
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"MAY I SEE THE LADY
OF THE HOUSE?
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OH, YOU ARE THE LADY
OF THE HOUSE."
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A LITTLE FLATTERY
DON'T HURT NONE.
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"I HAVE HERE A LITTLE ITEM
KNOWN AS MIRACLE SALVE
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"GUARANTEED TO REMOVE BLEMISHES,
CROW'S-FEET
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"AND THOSE TELLTALE LINES
UNDER THE EYES --
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"NOT THAT YOU NEED IT, MADAM,
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BUT JUST TO HAVE AROUND
IN CASE."
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"EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.
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I GOT A PINEAPPLE
UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE IN THE OVEN."
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WELL, ANYWAY, OPE --
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SALESMANSHIP,
THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
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WHAT BARNEY'S TRYIN'
TO TELL YOU, SON
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IS MAKE YOUR PRODUCT
SOUND GOOD.
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MAKE IT SOUND
AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.
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EXACTLY.
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HEY, REMEMBER
THEM FLOWER SEEDS WE SOLD
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
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THE ONES GUARANTEED
TO BLOOM NIGHT AND DAY
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FOR SIX MONTHS LONG?
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WELL, PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM UP
LIKE HOTCAKES.
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JUST TECHNIQUE
AND SALESMANSHIP.
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WELL, I'LL KEEP TRYING.
THANKS, BARNEY.
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JUST DO THE BEST
YOU CAN, SON.
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THAT'S ALL ANYBODY
CAN EXPECT OF YOU.
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I WILL, PAW. BYE.
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BYE.
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OPIE'S FINDIN' OUT
HOW TOUGH IT IS
TO MAKE A DOLLAR.
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YEAH.
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SPEAKING OF THEM FLOWER SEEDS
WE USED TO SELL
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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH
SOME STUFF THE OTHER NIGHT
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AND GUESS WHAT.
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I STILL GOT
FIVE PACKS OF 'EM.
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NO KIDDING.
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THEY WEREN'T BAD-LOOKING
LITTLE FLOWERS AT THAT.
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NO. THEY WAS
KINDA PRETTY.
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'COURSE I AIN'T GOT
MUCH USE FOR 'EM
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LIVIN' IN ONE ROOM THAT WAY.
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BUT YOU LIVE
IN THAT BIG HOUSE.
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YOU GOT ALL THAT GARDEN SPACE.
ANG?
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NO.
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HI, YOU GUYS.
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HEY, OPE, YOU HEAR ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO TREY?
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TELL HIM, TREY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, I SENT BACK ALL THOSE JARS
OF SALVE I DIDN'T SELL,
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LIKE I SAID
I WAS GOING TO.
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WON'T THEY
TAKE 'EM BACK?
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THEY TOOK 'EM BACK,
ALL RIGHT, BUT THEY SAID
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THEY WERE REAL DISAPPOINTED
IN ME AS A SALESMAN
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AND THEY WERE PUTTING
ME ON A BLACKLIST.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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GEE, ISN'T THAT AWFUL?
WOW.
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WHAT'S A BLACKLIST?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT'S A BLACKLIST, TREY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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GEE, OPE, I BET
YOUR PAW WOULD KNOW.
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HEY, YEAH.
LET'S GO ASK HIM.
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I THINK HE'S ASLEEP.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
POLICE SLEPT.
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SURE THEY DO,
BUT THEY SLEEP LIGHT, SEE.
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THEY'RE ALERT
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE ASLEEP.
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HE'D WAKE UP JUST LIKE THAT
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED.
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WELL, IT WASN'T
A REAL EMERGENCY.
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BARNEY?
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BARNEY!
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OVER AND OUT.
TEN-FOUR.
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POLICE CALLS.
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WHAT, UH...
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WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU BOYS?
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BARNEY, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE PAW IS?
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WELL, I THINK
HE WENT OUT ON A CALL.
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WHY
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WE WANTED
TO ASK A QUESTION.
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BARNEY,
WHAT'S A BLACKLIST?
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WELL, A BLACKLIST IS WHERE
THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART
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WON'T HIRE THE PARTY
OF THE SECOND PART
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BECAUSE OF SOMETHING
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THAT THE PARTY
OF THE SECOND PART ONCE DID
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OR MIGHT HAVE DONE.
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IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU CAN'T GET A JOB. WHY?
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WHO'S ON A BLACKLIST?
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TREY.
SHOW HIM THE LETTER, TREY.
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BARNEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
JUST LEAVE IT TO BARNEY.
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WOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TREY?
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Opie:
TREY DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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AND WE'RE ALL AFRAID
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WE'RE GONNA GET
ON THE BLACKLIST, TOO
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'CAUSE WE CAN'T SELL
OUR SALVE.
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WE WERE HOPING
YOU COULD HELP US.
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WELL, UH...
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LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS
A MINUTE.
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE PARTY
AND THE SECOND PART?
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DON'T YOU SEE?
IT MEANS YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.
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CAN'T GET A JOB?
WOW.
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I GOT TO GET A JOB.
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I PROMISED MY MOTHER
I'D WORK FOR MY ALLOWANCE.
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BOYS, I GOT IT.
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All:
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE?
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WITH A HOSE?
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NO. WITH FIRE.
YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
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THEY SCARED YOU
WITH A LETTER.
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WE'LL SCARE THEM BACK
WITH A LETTER.
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WHAT KIND
OF LETTER?
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A LAWYER LETTER.
WHAT'S A LAWYER LETTER?
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SIT DOWN. I'LL SHOW YOU.
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COME ON. HERE.
WRITE WHAT I SAY.
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FROM THE OFFICE
OF BERNARD P. FIFE
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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ARE YOU AN ATTORNEY
AT LAW, BARNEY?
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NO, NO, NO, BUT THAT'LL
SCARE 'EM. GO ON, WRITE.
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GENTLEMEN, MY CLIENT,
MR. TREY BOWDEN
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HAS JUST SHOWED ME
YOUR LETTER
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OF THE 15th.
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GENTLEMEN, JUST WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO PULL OFF HERE ANYWAY?
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HOW DARE YOU THREATEN
A MAN LIKE MR. BOWDEN
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ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED,
ONE OF THE MOST REVERED
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ONE OF THE BEST CHURCH-GOING
CITIZENS OF OUR TOWN?
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IF YOU DON'T IMMEDIATELY CEASE,
DESIST, AND STOP ANNOYING HIM,
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WE WILL SEE YOU
IN A COURT OF LAW.
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YOURS TRULY...
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BERNARD P. FIFE...
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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I DON'T THINK
FIGHTING FIRE WITH
FIRE IS GONNA WORK.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT AIN'T GONNA WORK?
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Barney: THERE'S THE SHERIFF.
WE'LL ASK HIM.
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DON'T YOU FIGHT FIRE
WITH FIRE?
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WHAT?
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HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE?
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WITH A HOSE.
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I TOLD YOU, BARNEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU
ARGUING ABOUT?
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TREY'S BEEN BLACKLISTED.
WHAT?
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HE GOT THIS LETTER
FROM THE SALVE COMPANY.
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FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE, I SAY.
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OH, I SEE.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS, BOYS.
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THEY'RE JUST TRYIN'
TO INTIMIDATE YOU.
231
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,717
IT'S THEIR WAY
OF GETTIN' YOU
TO SELL MORE SALVE.
232
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,720
IF THEY SEND A LETTER TO ONE OF
YOU SAYING HE'S ON A BLACKLIST
233
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,355
THEY FIGURE THAT'LL
SCARE THE REST OF YOU
234
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,991
INTO SELLING MORE SALVE.
235
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,759
IT'S A METHOD THESE FELLAS
USE -- INTIMIDATION.
236
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,194
NOW, YOU RUN ON AND
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
237
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,395
GEE, THANKS, PAW.
238
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,097
THAT WAS
REALLY HELPFUL.
239
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,432
BYE.
240
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,803
I NEVER SAW SUCH
A CLEAR CASE OF INTIMIDATION.
241
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,237
AND WITH A YOUNGSTER.
242
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:40,340
INTIMIDATION -- PURE
AND SIMPLE INTIMIDATION.
243
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:44,377
WELL, THEY'RE JUST
TRYIN' TO GET 'EM
TO SELL MORE SALVE.
244
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,279
TRYIN' TO SCARE 'EM
AND WORRY 'EM
245
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,781
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
246
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,982
INTIMIDATION?
247
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,784
OF COURSE IT'S INTIMIDATION.
248
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,986
WE OUGHTA FIGURE A WAY
OF GETTING BACK AT THEM --
THE CROOKS.
249
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,055
WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL 'EM CROOKS.
250
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,323
THEY'RE FOXES MAYBE...
251
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,025
HIGH-PRESSURE
OPERATORS OF A SORT
252
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,359
BUT I WOULDN'T
CALL 'EM CROOKS.
253
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,228
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
WHAT?
254
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,763
YOU JUST GAVE ME THE IDEA.
255
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,098
FOXY, ARE THEY?
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A FOX?
256
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,967
SET THE DOGS ON 'EM?
NO.
257
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168
TRAP?
NO!
258
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,937
NO. YOU OUTFOX A FOX.
259
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,105
I NEVER TRIED THAT WAY.
OH,
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
260
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,107
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE DIDN'T
THINK OF IT SOONER.
WHAT?
261
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,977
THIS IDEA OF MINE.
NOW, LISTEN TO THIS.
262
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,213
YOU AND ME GO OVER TO MT. PILOT
WHERE THOSE GUYS ARE...
NO.
263
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,414
NOW, HEAR ME OUT.
NO.
264
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,950
WE GO OVER TO MT. PILOT --
NO.
265
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,151
HERE ME OUT.
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO MY IDEA.
266
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,786
I DON'T WANNA
HEAR YOUR IDEA.
267
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,955
BARNEY, I'M
NOT INTERESTED IN
GOING TO MT. PILOT.
268
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,123
OH, DON'T CLOSE YOUR MIND.
BOY, WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR MIND --
269
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,993
MY MIND'S CLOSED.
MY MIND'S CLOSED.
270
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,362
I'M GOING ON PATROL.
271
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,835
CLOSED MIND.
272
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:52,245
SARAH, GET ME
WILEY'S FILLING STATION.
273
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,514
HELLO.
274
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,050
HEY, GOME. BARN.
275
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,753
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE
A LITTLE DRIVE WITH ME
276
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,955
OVER TO MT. PILOT?
277
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,268
THAT'S IT.
278
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,804
OKAY.
279
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,806
NOW, GOMER, HAVE YOU GOT
EVERYTHING STRAIGHT?
280
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,974
I THINK SO.
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
281
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,976
YOU ALL SET?
282
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,145
WHAT?
ALL SET.
283
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,180
LET'S GO.
284
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:41,394
WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU GENTLEMEN?
285
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,097
WE'D LIKE TO SEE
THE MAN IN CHARGE.
286
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,400
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
287
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,436
WE'D LIKE TO BUY
SOME OF YOUR SALVE.
288
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:53,040
YOU WANT TO BUY
SOME OF OUR SALVE?
289
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,407
THAT'S RIGHT.
290
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,244
WELL, YOU GENTLEMEN
ARE A LITTLE TOO OLD
291
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,979
FOR A PONY, AREN'T YOU?
292
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,849
OH, NO.
YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS.
293
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,817
MY NAME IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR.
294
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:09,122
AND MY LITTLE BOY SENT AWAY
FOR SOME OF YOUR SALVE.
295
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,557
YEAH?
296
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,959
HE GOT TO EXPERIMENTIN'
WITH IT,
297
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,460
YOU KNOW,
LIKE KIDS DO SOMETIMES.
298
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,528
SO HE PUT SOME ON HIS DOG.
299
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,932
YOU SEE, JR'S DOG
HAD THE MANGE.
YEAH?
300
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,034
WELL, THAT MANGE
CURED UP OVER NIGHT.
301
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,469
DARNDEST THING I EVER SAW.
302
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,104
YEAH?
303
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,173
SO I TOOK SOME OF THE SALVE
OVER TO DR. PENDYKE HERE.
304
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,141
DR. PENDYKE'S
A VETERINARIAN.
305
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,010
THAT IS CORRECT.
306
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,512
U.T. PENDYKE, D.V.M.
307
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,215
PRACTICE LIMITED
TO SMALL ANIMALS --
308
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,886
DOGS, CATS,
BIRDS OF ALL KINDS,
AND SMALL SHEEP.
309
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,854
MR. TAYLOR, SR. HERE
310
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,256
BROUGHT ME SOME
OF YOUR OINTMENT,
311
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,493
AND I TRIED IT OUT ON
SIX OF MY MANGY ANIMALS.
312
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,396
IT CURED THEM WITHIN
A 24-HOUR PERIOD --
313
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,031
AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE.
314
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,900
BY THE WAY
THAT'S A FINE NAME
315
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,234
YOU'VE GOT FOR YOUR COMPANY,
YOUNG MAN --
316
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,036
THE MIRACLE SALVE COMPANY.
317
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,971
WELL, THANK YOU.
318
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,507
IT'S MUCH BETTER
THAN THE OINTMENT
I'VE BEEN USING --
319
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,009
MOLLY HARKINS MANGE CURE.
320
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,644
IT IS?
YES. MUCH BETTER.
321
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,447
SO WE THOUGHT WE'D
LIKE TO BUY IT FROM YOU
322
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,251
AND SELL IT TO
OTHER VETERINARIANS
OR EVEN DRUGSTORES.
323
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,621
N-N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
324
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,590
YOU WANNA BUY OUR SALVE
AND SELL IT TO...
325
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,426
EXCUSE ME.
326
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,894
LENNY!
327
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,330
I'M SURE THAT MANY
OF MY COLLEAGUES
328
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,066
WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN YOUR PRODUCT --
329
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,600
DR. WEBSTER, DR. NEELEY.
330
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,637
THEY GET A LOT OF MANGE
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
331
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,374
W-WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A MOMENT?
332
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,944
LENNY!
333
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,149
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR VOICE?
334
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,017
THAT'S A DISGUISE.
335
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,685
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
336
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,220
TAKES PRACTICE.
337
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,555
THAT'S GOOD.
338
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,658
I WISH I COULD DO
MY VOICE LIKE THAT.
339
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,326
A COUPLE OF
FELLAS OUT THERE.
340
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,195
THEY SAY THEY WANT
TO BUY OUR SALVE.
341
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,696
THEY SAY IT
CURES THE MANGE.
342
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,699
OUR SALVE?
YEAH.
343
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,970
LET'S GO.
344
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,939
LEONARD, THESE GENTLEMEN
WOULD LIKE TO BUY
345
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,207
SOME OF OUR SALVE.
346
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,109
HOWDY.
347
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,512
MY NAME IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR.,
AND THIS IS DR. PENDYKE.
348
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,347
Lenny:
HOW DO YOU DO?
349
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,583
THEY'D LIKE TO GET
SOME SALVE FROM US
350
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,351
AND SELL IT TO VETERINARIANS.
351
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,652
OH, VERY GOOD.
352
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,022
THAT'S RIGHT.
YES, WE FIGURE
353
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,691
WE COULD PAY YOUR
REGULAR 35 CENTS A JAR
354
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,626
AND THEN SELL IT
FOR A LITTLE MORE
355
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,595
AND MAKE SOME PROFIT
FOR OURSELVES.
356
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,664
SEE, YOU'D BE MAKING MONEY,
WE'D BE MAKING MONEY --
357
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,533
A GOOD DEAL
FOR BOTH OF US.
358
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,069
YES, THAT WOULD BE A FINE DEAL.
WOULDN'T IT, LENNY?
359
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,304
YEAH. YEAH.
360
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,505
UH, BY THE WAY
361
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,008
HOW MUCH OF IT DO
YOU HAVE ON HAND?
362
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,576
OH, ABOUT FOUR
OR FIVE GROSS.
363
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,379
WELL, UH, THAT'S
GOOD FOR A STARTER.
364
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,015
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
365
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,718
YOU CAN GET SOME MORE BACK
FROM THOSE BOYS IN MAYBERRY?
366
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,286
WHY, CERTAINLY,
CERTAINLY.
367
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,288
WE'LL SEE WHAT WE
CAN SCRAPE UP FOR YOU.
368
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,458
OH, THAT'D BE FINE.
YOU BE SURE AND DO THAT NOW.
369
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:02,462
WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME
TO GO, MR. TAYLOR, SR.
370
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,132
GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
GOOD DAY.
371
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,366
GOOD DAY.
372
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,008
CURES THE MANGE?
373
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:18,378
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
374
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,547
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN NOW?
375
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,748
I'LL TELL YA.
376
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,516
THEY'RE ON THE PHONE
RIGHT NOW
377
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,053
CALLING EVERY VETERINARIAN
AND DRUGSTORE IN THE COUNTY
378
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,055
TELLING THEM THEY GOT
A NEW MANGE CURE.
379
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,057
THEN THEY'RE GONNA
GO TO MAYBERRY
380
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,558
AND PICK UP EVERY
JAR OF SALVE.
381
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,260
HOW ABOUT THAT?
382
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:37,597
HOW'D YOU
DO THAT WITH YOUR VOICE?
383
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,132
COULD I HAVE SOME
PIPIN' HOT COFFEE?
384
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,800
AUNT BEE! AUNT BEE,
LOOK WHAT I GOT!
385
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,335
PAW, GUESS WHAT!
386
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,104
I GOT A LETTER
FROM THE MIRACLE SALVE COMPANY
387
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,106
AND THEY WANT
THEIR SALVE BACK.
YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
388
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,440
IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE,
PAW.
389
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,142
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE
ALL THE SALVE I GOT
390
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,643
DOWN TO THE POST OFFICE AT 1:00.
391
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,413
THEY'LL PICK IT UP AND GIVE ME
A DOLLAR FOR MY TROUBLE.
392
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,148
Andy:
I'LL BE DOGGED.
393
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,416
BOY, OH, BOY.
394
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,318
I DON'T HAVE TO SELL
ANY MORE OF THAT SALVE.
395
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,519
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
396
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,321
WHY WOULD THEY DO
A THING LIKE THAT?
397
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,524
BEATS ME. MAYBE THEY'RE
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
398
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,259
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT, PAW.
399
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,128
FIRST, THEY WERE
AFTER ME TO SELL IT
400
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,496
AND NOW,
THEY WANT IT BACK.
401
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,499
HOW COME, YOU S'POSE?
YOU GOT ME, BUDDY.
402
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,700
LEAST YOU'RE
OUT FROM UNDER, HUH?
403
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,235
YEAH.
404
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,104
SIT DOWN AND HAVE
YOUR BREAKFAST, OPIE.
405
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643
HOW MANY DID
YOU HAVE
406
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,844
HERE YOU ARE.
407
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,580
THERE YOU ARE, SON.
THERE'S YOUR DOLLAR.
408
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,450
DID I TELL YA?
DID I TELL YA?
409
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,154
YOU SURE DID, DR. PENDYKE.
DO THAT VOICE AGAIN.
410
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,289
NO.
411
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,159
HI, PAW!
LOOK, I GOT MY DOLLAR!
412
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,493
I GOT MY DOLLAR!
413
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,196
WELL. REAL, TOO.
LOOK AT THERE.
414
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,532
GREEN ON ONE SIDE AND GRAY
ON THE OTHER AND EVERYTHING.
415
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,534
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH IT?
416
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,437
I DON'T KNOW, PAW.
I'M GONNA CARRY IT FOR AWHILE.
417
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,205
WELL, DON'T SPEND IT ALL
IN ONE PLACE.
418
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,308
OH, I WON'T.
419
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,878
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT OUT
OF THAT THING PRETTY EASY.
420
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,280
I KNOW, PAW.
421
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,315
I DON'T THINK I COULDA
SOLD ONE MORE JAR.
422
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,551
WELL, I'M GLAD
IT TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT
423
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,587
BUT TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED
IN DEALS LIKE THAT AGAIN.
424
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,189
OKAY?
I WON'T, PAW.
425
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,259
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
GOOD.
426
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,595
Opie: HI, BARNEY.
YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED?
427
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,297
WHY, NO.
WHAT HAPPENED?
428
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,798
THOSE MIRACLE SALVE PEOPLE
JUST COME BY
429
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,168
AND PICKED UP
ALL THEIR SALVE.
430
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,369
YOU DON'T SAY?
431
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,537
YEAH. TOOK BACK
EVERY JAR
432
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,406
AND GIVE EACH ONE OF US
A DOLLAR BESIDES.
433
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,342
PAW THINKS THE COMPANY'S
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
434
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:34,147
YEAH? MAYBE THEY JUST
FOUND A NEW USE FOR IT.
435
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,415
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
436
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,484
WELL, MAYBE
THEY DISCOVERED
437
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,819
THAT IT COULD,
UH, CURE THE MANGE
438
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,521
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
439
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,657
AND THEY WANT TO SELL IT
TO VETERINARIANS.
440
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,360
RIGHT, GOME?
441
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,830
I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO THAT.
442
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,766
BARNEY, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
443
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,935
WELL, MAYBE I WOULD
444
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,271
AND THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE I WOULDN'T.
445
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,175
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
446
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,377
ANDY, HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE?
447
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,845
WHAT?
448
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,415
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A FOX?
BARNEY.
449
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,849
ALL RIGHT. YOU WANNA KNOW,
I'LL TELL YA.
450
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,551
TELL HIM, BARNEY.
TELL HIM.
YEAH, I WILL.
451
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,253
DO THAT VOICE
FOR HIM, TOO.
I WILL.
452
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,654
TELL HIM EVERYTHING, NOW.
DON'T LEAVE OUT NOTHING.
453
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,189
I'LL TELL HIM.
WAIT TILL YOU
HEAR THIS, ANDY.
454
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,857
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME?
TELL HIM.
455
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,760
SHUT UP, GOMER.
WHAT, BARNEY?
456
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,804
WELL...
457
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,674
WAIT A MINUTE.
458
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,676
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
459
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,611
OH, HEY, AUNT BEE.
460
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,213
I don't know,
but The least you can do...
461
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,815
A-AUNT BEE,
COULD YOU TALK A LITTLE SLOWER?
462
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,353
WELL, NOW,
JUST CALM DOWN, AUNT BEE.
463
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,690
WELL, AUNT BEE, WHEN YOU'RE
YELLING LIKE THAT, I CAN'T...
464
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,393
LISTEN, AUNT BEE,
JUST-JU-JUST TAKE IT EASY.
465
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,662
AND I'LL COME RIGHT HOME.
RIGHT.
466
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,697
COME ON, BARNEY,
LET'S GO OVER TO THE HOUSE.
467
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,499
SOMETHIN'S GOT AUNT BEE
AWFUL UPSET.
468
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,700
WELL, WHAT'S UP?
SHE DIDN'T SAY.
COME ON.
469
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,901
WELL, WHAT'S UP?
SHE DIDN'T SAY.
470
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,805
WHAT'S UP?
SHE DIDN'T SAY.
471
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,414
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
472
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,783
YOU COME INSIDE.
473
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,823
AUNT BEE, WHAT --
WHAT IN THE WORLD...?
474
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,359
WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS THIS?
475
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,796
946 JARS
OF MIRACLE SALVE
476
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,533
"PAYABLE IN SEVEN DAYS
AND BILLED TO OPIE TAYLOR, SR."
477
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,668
Andy:
OPIE TAYLOR, SR.?
478
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,804
I DIDN'T SEND AWAY
FOR IT, PAW, HONEST.
479
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,373
GOSH, I WAS GLAD TO
GET RID OF WHAT I HAD.
480
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,542
Bee:
WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD THEY SEND
481
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,444
ALL THIS SALVE HERE
OF ALL PLACES?
482
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,979
AND TO OPIE TAYLOR, SR.?
WHO IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR.?
483
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,349
IT DIDN'T WORK
484
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,683
LIKE YOU SAID IT
WAS GOING TO, BARNEY.
485
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,018
THEY SUPPOSED TO SELL
ALL THAT STUFF
486
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,520
TO VETERINARIANS.
487
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,588
YOU WAS TRYIN'
TO TELL ME SOMETHING
488
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,424
DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE, BARNEY.
489
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,760
YOU WANNA TELL ME NOW?
WELL, UH...
490
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,831
GO ON, BARNEY. TELL HIM.
MIGHT AS WELL TELL HIM NOW.
491
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,367
YEAH. TELL US --
TELL US A LOT OF THINGS,
492
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,338
LIKE HOW YOU FIGHT FIRE
AND HOW YOU OUTFOX A FOX
493
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,005
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
494
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,708
WELL, UH...
495
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,043
GO ON, BARN, TELL
HIM EVERYTHING.
496
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,412
TELL HIM HOW YOU
DISGUISED YOUR VOICE.
497
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,415
WE WENT OVER TO MT. PILOT
AND BARNEY DISGUISED HIS VOICE
498
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,917
AND HE TOLD 'EM
HE WAS DR. PENDYKE
499
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,655
AND THAT HE WAS A VETERINARIAN
AND HE EXAMINED...
500
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,792
WILL YOU LISTEN?
WILL YOU JUST LISTEN?
501
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,061
JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE.
IT'S ALL OVER EVERYWHERE.
502
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,063
NOW, YOU GOT YOURSELF
INTO THIS MESS.
503
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,766
YOU CAN JUST GET OUT OF IT,
DR. PENDYKE.
504
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,768
WILL YOU LISTEN?
I'M GONNA GET IT OUT.
505
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,470
DON'T WORRY.
I'M GONNA GET RID OF IT.
506
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,804
BUT I GOT A PLAN. YOU GOT TO
GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME.
507
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,339
YEAH, YOU GOT A PLAN.
508
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,408
I ROUNDED UP AS MANY
AS I COULD FIND, BARNEY.
509
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,710
COME ON IN, FELLERS.
510
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,046
YES, YES, COME ON IN,
BOYS. COME ON.
511
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,448
COME ON, OPE.
HAVE A SEAT.
512
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,783
EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.
HAVE A SEAT.
513
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,651
JUST TAKE A CHAIR.
GO ON, IN THE BACK THERE.
514
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,653
GO ON, SIT DOWN.
THERE WE GO.
515
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,957
NOW, BOYS,
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
516
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,660
WHY WE'VE ASKED YOU
TO COME HERE.
517
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:11,931
NOW, SHERIFF TAYLOR KNOWS,
AND I KNOW,
518
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,634
THAT FOR A LONG TIME NOW
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SELL
519
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,471
THIS THING
THEY CALL MIRACLE SALVE.
520
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,140
NOW, WE ALSO KNOW
THAT YOU'VE BEEN
521
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,976
UNDER CONSIDERABLE PRESSURE
TO SELL IT.
522
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:28,948
IN OTHER WORDS, YOUR FORMER
EMPLOYERS USED, UH...
523
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,484
INTIMIDATION.
UH, RIGHT -- INTIMIDATION.
524
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,819
NOW, HERE'S THE DEAL.
525
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,688
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
ANY MORE PRESSURE,
526
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,691
THERE'S NOT GONNA
BE ANY INTIMIDATION.
527
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:43,029
YOU JUST GO OUT THERE
AND SELL THAT MIRACLE SALVE.
528
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,497
AND WHO KNOWS?
529
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,768
YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE ONE
TO WIN THAT PONY!
530
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,670
HOW ABOUT IT?!
531
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,541
SALVE!
SALVE!
532
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,743
SALVE!
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