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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,413 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,715 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:19,420 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,558 I DON'T CARE, HARLEY. 5 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,760 I'VE TOLD YOU THREE TIMES NOT TO DAM UP SNAKESKIN CREEK. 6 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,629 IT'S NOT YOURS. IT'S THE COUNTY'S. 7 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,631 NOW PULL THEM BRANCHES AND STONES OUT OF THERE. 8 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,366 Barney: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. COME ON. 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,103 LET'S GO! MOVE IT RIGHT IN HERE! STAND RIGHT OVER THERE! 10 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:37,738 HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT! 11 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,373 I DON'T CARE, HARLEY. 12 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,442 I'M GIVING YOU ONE HOUR TO KNOCK THAT THING DOWN. 13 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,311 DANG NEAR CAUGHT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE. 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,346 IT'S NOT YOURS, HARLEY. IT'S THE COUNTY'S! 15 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,148 COMING HOME LATE, REEKING OF THAT TOWN -- 16 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,382 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 17 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,084 WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?! KNOCK IT OFF! 18 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,319 CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MAN'S -- 19 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,087 SHUT UP, BARNEY! 20 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,455 ONE HOUR, HARLEY, 21 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,125 OR I COME OUT THERE WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE. 22 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,228 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET THINGS QUIET. 23 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,262 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL. 24 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,363 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 25 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,864 MAUDIE THREW A LIVE CHICKEN AT ME. 26 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,299 THE CLAWS CUT MY SHOULDER, 27 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,700 AND I DANG NEAR CAUGHT THE BEAK -- 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,769 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT, NAILER! HOLD IT! 29 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,472 I'M THE ARRESTING OFFICER. I'LL GIVE THE REPORT. 30 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,308 NOW, THEY BOTH COMMITTED A 302, AND MAUDIE COMMITTED A 710. 31 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,444 BARNEY, I'M TOO TIRED TO LOOK UP THE NUMBERS. 32 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,878 WHAT WERE THEY DOING? 33 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,614 WELL, THE 302, DISTURBING THE PEACE, FOR BOTH, 34 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,651 AND FOR MAUDIE, THE 710, ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. 35 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,253 SHE THREW A CHICKEN AT HIM. 36 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:30,824 MAUDIE, MAUDIE, MAUDIE, MAUDIE, MAUDIE. 37 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,562 NAILER, NAILER, NAILER, NAILER -- 38 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,763 BARN. 39 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,301 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU? 40 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,836 WON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN? 41 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,505 THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH 42 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,674 YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR BEATING UP ON ONE ANOTHER. 43 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,675 I HAD A RIGHT. 44 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,909 I SAT THERE FOR THREE HOURS 45 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,411 WATCHING MY HOGBACK GO COLD. 46 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,445 HOGBACK, HOGBACK. 47 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,147 ALL YOU EVER COOK IS HOGBACK. 48 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,615 I'M GIVING YOU WHATEVER I -- 49 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,184 NOW, DON'T START UP AGAIN. 50 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,552 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING ABOUT. 51 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,588 THERE'S LAWS AGAINST HUSBANDS AND WIVES 52 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,822 BEATIN' UP ON ONE ANOTHER 53 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,891 AND I'M NOT GONNA WASTE ANY TIME ON YOU. 54 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,594 IN MY CAPACITY AS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, 55 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,297 I'M FINING YOU $10 OR TEN DAYS IN JAIL. 56 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,298 $10? THAT'S RIGHT. 57 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,832 I AIN'T GOT $10. 58 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,435 YOU GOT ONE WEEK TO GET IT, OR YOU BOTH GO TO JAIL. 59 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,271 IF YOU GOT CHICKENS TO THROW, YOU GOT CHICKENS TO SELL. 60 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:20,208 CASE IS CLOSED. GET OUT OF HERE. 61 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,544 WELL, SEE WHAT YOU DONE NOW? 62 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:26,547 $10? 63 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,748 YOU HEARD ME. 64 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,417 I'M TIRED OF CODDLING THESE PEOPLE. 65 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,353 WHEN THEY BREAK THE LAW, WE EITHER FINE 'EM OR JAIL 'EM. 66 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:35,556 TIME WE MADE THINGS EASY ON OURSELVES AROUND HERE. 67 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,769 ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT? 68 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,304 WHAT'S WHAT? 69 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,505 I'M NOT BLIND, FELLA. 70 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,607 IT'S PRETTY DEEP-ROOTED AND SUBTLE, 71 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:56,577 BUT I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN SOMETHING'S BOTHERING YOU. 72 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,846 THERE'S NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IT AT ALL. 73 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,314 I'VE JUST HAD IT! 74 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,483 I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE SINCE 4:00 THIS MORNING 75 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,652 WHEN THE WIND BLEW DOWN WALLY'S SIGN, 76 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,320 AND ALL DAY LONG 77 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,422 IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT ONE CRISIS AFTER ANOTHER. 78 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,558 I'VE HAD IT. I'M SICK OF SHERIFFIN'. 79 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,926 I'M SICK OF THIS ROOM. I'M SICK OF THIS TOWN. 80 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,631 ARE YOU SICK OF ME? 81 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,468 WELL... 82 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,271 IN A FRIENDLY, SORTA-HOPIN'- YOU'LL-UNDERSTAND WAY, 83 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,305 YES, I AM. 84 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,312 I'M SORRY, BARN, I'M -- I'M JUST -- 85 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,847 I'M JUST BEAT TO THE SOCKS, THAT'S ALL. 86 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,617 WELL, I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? 87 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,352 WHO TOLD YOU IF I DIDN'T? 88 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,753 "TAKE YOUR VACATION." 89 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,290 YOU HAD THE MIDDLE TWO WEEKS OF JUNE COMING WITH PAY, 90 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,657 BUT, OH, NO, NOT YOU. 91 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,993 "SUMMER TOURISTS COMIN'. I BETTER STAY ON THE JOB." 92 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,262 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK I OUGHT TO LEAVE. 93 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,897 WELL, NOW YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR IT. 94 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,332 WHAT YOU NEED IS A REST. 95 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,434 YOU OUGHT TO TAKE AT LEAST A WEEK OFF. 96 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,635 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 97 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,604 THERE'S NOTHING TO KEEP YOU HERE, ANDY. 98 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,339 I CAN GET GOMER AS A DEPUTY. 99 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,308 HE'S STILL SWORN IN FROM THE FLOOD. 100 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,009 NOW, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON 101 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,413 WHY YOU CAN'T TAKE A WEEK OFF. 102 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,349 THAT MIGHT BE NICE, YOU KNOW THAT? 103 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,284 LAY AROUND HOME FOR A WEEK, 104 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:13,787 READ THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS, KINDA DO A LITTLE GARDENING. 105 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,823 GARDEN -- 106 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,491 ANDY, THAT'S NO VACATION. 107 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:20,594 WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO IS GET YOUR BLUE SUIT CLEANED, 108 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,296 PACK YOUR SWIMMIN' TRUNKS, 109 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,032 CATCH THE SUNBURST SPECIAL TO THAT MIAMI BEACH. 110 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,336 GET YOURSELF A ROOM IN ONE OF THEM BEACH COTTAGES 111 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,071 AND THEN ALL DAY LONG YOU LIE OUT UNDER THE SUN, 112 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,440 EATING SALTWATER TAFFY 113 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,375 WITH ONE OF THEM CUTE, BLONDE MIAMIANS. 114 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,577 THEN, AT NIGHT, YOU CRANK OUT THE DARK BLUE, 115 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,912 PUT A LITTLE WINDSOR KNOT IN THE OLD STRIPED TIE, 116 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,014 AND TAKE IN ONE OF THEM RABBIT GIRL CLUBS. 117 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,952 VA-VA-VA-VOOM! 118 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,454 I'M GONNA DO IT. 119 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,455 ATTABOY! 120 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,824 YES, SIR, I'M GONNA LAY AROUND HOME, 121 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,395 READ THE GEOGRAPHICS, AND JUST TAKE IT EASY. 122 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,767 DEPUTY TEN-HUT! 123 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,935 MM-HMM. 124 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,575 MM... 125 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,043 AM I POLICE 126 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,980 YOU'RE AT ATTENTION, FELLA. 127 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,615 GOMER, ABOUT THEM SHOES... 128 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,816 WELL, I POLISHED 'EM 129 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,851 TILL I WAS BLUE IN THE KNUCKLES. 130 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,488 OH, SURE, THE TOES AND THE SIDES ARE FINE, 131 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,423 BUT LOOK AT THE BACKS OF 'EM. 132 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,624 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 133 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,793 NOW, AN OLD GERMAN SOLDIER ONCE TOLD ME, 134 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,061 "ALWAYS POLISH THE BACKS OF YOUR SHOES 135 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,597 "'CAUSE THAT'S THE LAST 136 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,632 PEOPLE SEE OF YOU AND REMEMBER." 137 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,568 WELL, I AIN'T MARCHIN' OFF TO WAR. 138 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:37,705 TEN-HUT! 139 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,107 WHAT'D YOU CALL ME FOR? 140 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,709 BEFORE YOU START YOUR VACATION, 141 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,711 SO'S YOU WON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE, 142 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,045 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO COME DOWN 143 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,715 AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT. 144 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,584 YOU CALLED ME DOWN HERE FROM MY VACATION FOR THAT? 145 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,520 YEAH. INSPECT US. GO AHEAD. 146 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,754 BARNEY, I'M ON VACATION. 147 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,456 I DON'T WANT TO COME DOWN... 148 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,625 I SPENT A HALF AN HOUR GETTING HIM READY. 149 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,460 COME ON, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIM 150 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,028 AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 151 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,898 WELL... 152 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:08,902 YOUR DEPUTY'S GONNA HAVE A TOUGH TIME MAKING AN ARREST. 153 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,438 W 154 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,072 GOMER'S NOT WEARING A BADGE. 155 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,073 OH, YEAH. 156 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,675 GOMER, A BADGE 157 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,578 IS A POLICEMAN'S MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 158 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,646 VERY MOST IMPORTANT. 159 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,980 I'LL TELL HIM THAT, ANDY. 160 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,449 GUN, UNIFORM, HANDCUFFS 161 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,916 DON'T MEAN A THING WITHOUT THE BADGE. 162 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,552 NOT A THING. I'LL TELL HIM. 163 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,820 AND BE SURE YOU CARRY IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES, GOMER. 164 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,821 RIGHT, EVEN... 165 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,122 EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN CITIES. 166 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,791 A POLICEMAN'S ON DUTY 24 HOURS... 167 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,859 24 HOUR A DAY, 168 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,926 A POLICEMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE! 169 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,994 I'LL TELL HIM THAT. 170 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,430 GOOD. THAT'S BETTER, GOMER. 171 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:39,433 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BACKS OF MY SHOES. 172 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,468 WHAT? 173 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,569 I DIDN'T SHINE 'EM. 174 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,871 WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 175 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,072 BUT BARNEY SAID THAT... 176 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:47,841 EXCUSE US, GOMER, UH... 177 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,511 ANDY, WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, 178 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,845 IT'S BAD FOR MORALE. 179 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,846 WHAT? 180 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,047 THE BACKS OF THE SHOES 181 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,083 WAS PART OF MY DISCIPLINARY METHOD. 182 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,719 IF YOU COME IN HERE AND START UNDERMININ' ME, 183 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,854 THEN MY...MY TAUT SHIP GETS ALL LOOSE. 184 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,624 A MAN OF AUTHORITY DON'T SIT TOO WELL WITH GOMER. 185 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,460 I GOT TO INSPIRE HIM WITH MY POWER AND STRENGTH. 186 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:09,196 YOU BEEN TALKING TO THAT OLD GERMAN SOLDIER AGAIN? 187 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,765 NOW LOOK, ANDY, OLD HUGO HOPFLEISCH 188 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,802 MIGHT HAVE BEEN ON THE WRONG TEAM BACK IN '18, 189 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,203 BUT HE WAS A HECK OF A SOLDIER. 190 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,771 ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE INSPECTED US 191 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,206 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON HOME 192 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,710 AND LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME, OKAY? 193 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,778 OKAY. 194 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:27,648 Aunt Bee: ANDY. 195 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:28,849 ANDY, EDGAR COLEMAN JUST CALLED. 196 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,651 HE HEARD SOME YELLING AT THE COURTHOUSE. 197 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,953 YOU'D BETTER GET RIGHT BACK THERE. 198 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,657 I NEVER SAID NO SUCH THING! 199 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,191 I DID NOT! I DID NOT! 200 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,961 I SAID THE KEYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HUNG 201 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,230 ON THE PEG OUTSIDE THE CELL DOOR. 202 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,265 YOU DIDN'T SAY "DOOR," YOU SAID "DRAWER." 203 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,601 AH, WHOEVER HEARD OF A PEG OUTSIDE A DRAWER? 204 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,202 I SAID "DOOR." 205 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,505 YOU SAID "DRAWER"! 206 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,974 I NEVER SAID NOTHIN' -- 207 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,643 WHERE ARE THE KEYS? 208 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,578 UH...IN THE DRAWER. 209 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,948 YOU SAID DRAWER. SEE? I WAS RIGHT. 210 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,150 OH, SHUT UP, GOMER. WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP? 211 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,118 YOU BEAT EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW THAT? 212 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,687 YOU DON'T LISTEN! 213 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,522 ANDY, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAD TO COME DOWN 214 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,857 AND OPEN THE CELL DOOR. 215 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,959 I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME RELAXING 216 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,595 AND ENJOYING YOUR VACATION. 217 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,629 SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT. 218 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,964 WELL, WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT. 219 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,198 I MEAN, SOONER OR LATER, 220 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,700 SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE HEARD US YELL, 221 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,068 AND THEY WOULD HAVE LET US OUT. 222 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,536 AIN'T SO. 223 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,104 WE YELLED OUT THE WINDER AT FIVE PEOPLE, 224 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,539 AND THEY JUST LAUGHED. 225 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,307 WANNA STAY OUT OF THIS, GOMER? 226 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,010 WANNA JUST STAY OUT OF THIS? 227 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,945 GO ON HOME, ANDY. STAY THERE. 228 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,547 IN A MINUTE. 229 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:34,682 GOMER... 230 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,618 THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP THE KEYS-- 231 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,588 ON THE PEG OUTSIDE THE CELL DOOR. 232 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,690 CELL DOOR. RIGHT. 233 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:43,891 SEE? 234 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,226 IF BARNEY FORGETS AGAIN, I'LL REMIND HIM. 235 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,862 NOW, YOU GET ON HOME AND GET TO VACATIONIN'. 236 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,097 WE GONNA BE FINE HERE. 237 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,198 Andy: ALL RIGHT. 238 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,867 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 239 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,269 WELL, BARNEY AND GOMER, THEY'LL CHECK YOUR DOORKNOBS 240 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,938 EVERY NIGHT AS USUAL. 241 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,607 RIGHT. 242 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,275 THANKS, ARTHUR. I'LL TRY TO ENJOY IT. BYE. 243 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,045 ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT I SUGGESTED? 244 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,347 PACK A SATCHEL AND GET OUT OF TOWN FOR A WEEK. 245 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,649 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 246 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,250 WELL, I'M GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING. 247 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,920 IF PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE HOME, THEY'LL BE CALLING UP, 248 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,822 ASKING FOR THINGS, AND STOPPING BY. 249 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,157 I THINK WORD WILL GET AROUND THAT I'M OFF DUTY. 250 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,191 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 251 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,128 AH-AH-AH! 252 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,863 I'LL ANSWER IT. 253 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,166 YOU'RE ON VACATION, YOU KNOW. 254 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,202 HELLO? 255 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,904 OH, HELLO, BUNNY. 256 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,708 WHAT? 257 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:38,278 UH, WELL, Y-YES, HE IS. 258 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,613 JUST A MINUTE. 259 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:40,614 BUNNY CALDWELL. 260 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,715 MM. 261 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,387 HELLO, MISS CALDWELL. 262 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,291 NO, I'M FINE, JUST TAKING A WEEK OFF. 263 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,662 YES, MA'AM, HE'S COMPLETELY AUTHORIZED. 264 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,229 GOMER GAVE HER A PARKING TICKET. 265 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,299 WELL, THAT'S BEEN ILLEGAL PARKING 266 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,834 FOR SOME TIME NOW. 267 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:04,237 THE LAW SAYS, NO PARKING BETWEEN 9:30 AND 11:00 268 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,106 ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS 269 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,743 SO MR. MARTINELLI CAN SWEEP OUT HIS MEAT MARKET. 270 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,344 THE PUBLIC VOTED ON IT. 271 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,413 SHE KNOWS THAT. SHE'S JUST BICKERING. 272 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,416 NO, NO, NO, NO, MA'AM, D-DON'T BRING THE FINE OUT HERE. 273 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,652 JUST PAY BARNEY AT THE COURTHOUSE. 274 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,653 THAT'S RIGHT. 275 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,654 BYE. 276 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,189 OH, THAT BUNNY CALDWELL. 277 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,292 SHE KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL THAT LAW WAS PASSED. 278 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,927 IF SHE'D SPEND MORE... 279 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,629 AUNT BEE, AUNT BEE, I'M ON VACATION. 280 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,716 HI, ANDY. 281 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,684 WELL, HI, BARN. 282 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,685 WHAT'S UP? 283 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:52,720 NO PROBLEMS. 284 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,421 NOW, THIS WON'T TAKE A MINUTE. 285 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,424 I-I JUST NEED, UH, AN EXTRA SET OF HANDCUFF KEYS. 286 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,992 YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE. 287 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,695 OH, I THINK I GOT A SET HERE IN MY POCKET. 288 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,797 HEY, ANDY. 289 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,165 HEY, GOMER. 290 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,834 TAKE BOTH OF YOU TO COME OUT FOR SOME KEYS? 291 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,969 YOU GOT THE KEYS THERE, ANDY? YEAH. 292 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,070 CAN I HAVE AN APPLE? 293 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,471 OH, SURE. HELP YOURSELF. 294 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,973 GOMER! 295 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:24,284 JUST HAD TO HAVE AN APPLE, HUH? 296 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,853 NOW, LOOK, ANDY, 297 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,788 IT AIN'T AS IF WE RUINED YOUR VACATION OR ANYTHING. 298 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,323 I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. 299 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,826 ALL IT AMOUNTS TO IS HAVING A LITTLE CONVERSATION 300 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,028 WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS ON YOUR FRONT PORCH. 301 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,364 OKAY, JUST, UH, KIND OF TRY TO WATCH IT, WILL YA? 302 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,498 SURE. 303 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,033 HAD TO PRACTICE CUFF 304 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,401 NEXT TIME, LET ME KNOW... 305 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,171 BARN, YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR DISCIPLINARY ACTION 306 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,438 DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE? 307 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,307 THIS FRONT-PORCH CONVERSATION 308 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,042 IS GIVING ME KIND OF A HEADACHE. 309 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,043 YES, SIR. 310 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,412 COME ON, HOUDINI. 311 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,923 HELLO? 312 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,927 OH, HELLO, MRS. CRUTECK. 313 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,129 YOUR WHAT? 314 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,164 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE COURTHOUSE, 315 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,300 AND BARNEY WILL COME AND GET YOUR CAT DOWN 316 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,002 OUT OF THE TREE. 317 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,805 YES, MA'AM, BARNEY WILL BRING THE LADDER RIGHT OVER THERE 318 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,173 AND GET QUEENIE DOWN FOR YOU. 319 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,876 OH-OH, H-HE'S VERY GOOD AT THAT. 320 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,914 WELL, N-NO, MA'AM, I'M-I'M NOT SICK. NO, MA'AM. 321 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:32,052 WELL -- WELL, YOU SEE, I CAN'T BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE LADDER. 322 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,286 THAT'S RIGHT. 323 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,255 BARNEY HAS THE LADDER. 324 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,826 YES, MA'AM. 325 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,460 YES, MA'AM. BYE. 326 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,440 AUNT BEE, WILL YOU TOSS SOME CANNED GOODS 327 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,875 IN MY KNAPSACK? 328 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,009 MAYBE A LITTLE BACON, MY SKILLET. 329 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,310 GOOD. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 330 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,212 I'M GOING TO THE MOUNTAINS FOR A WEEK. 331 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,214 IF I GET ANY MORE OF THIS RESTING AT HOME, 332 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,350 I'LL GO CRAZY -- I GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE. 333 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,385 WELL, I TOLD YOU. NOW YOU'RE TALKING SENSE. 334 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,354 NOW, DON'T TELL ANYBODY WHERE I'VE GONE. 335 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,156 SILENCE IS MY GAME, MUM'S MY NAME-- 336 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,390 TICK A LOCK! 337 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,186 GET THE CELLS 338 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,321 WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH OUT HERE, GOMER. 339 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,956 RIGHT, CHIEF. 340 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,194 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 341 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,896 UH, NO, I'M DEPUTY FIFE, 342 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,398 ACTING SHERIFF IN SHERIFF TAYLOR'S ABSENCE. 343 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,900 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 344 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,167 WE NAILED AN ESCAPED CONVICT 345 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,502 FROM LENTWOOD FEDERAL PRISON. 346 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,570 WAY OVER HERE? THAT'S OVER 400 MILES AWAY. 347 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,940 WE PICKED HIM UP 20 MILES OUTSIDE OF TOWN. 348 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,975 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE HIM IN YOUR CUSTODY. 349 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,176 OH, SURE. SURE. 350 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,978 I'VE NOTIFIED THE FEDERAL MARSHALS. 351 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,880 THEY'LL PICK HIM UP TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 352 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,382 WELL, YOU JUST BRING HIM IN. WE'LL GIVE MAXIMUM SECURITY. 353 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,351 WHAT'S MAXIMUM SECURITY? 354 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,553 THAT'S KEYS IN THE DRAWER. 355 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,458 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. MOVE IT, FELLA. 356 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,393 COME ON, WE'LL GET YOU IN CELL TWO HERE. 357 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,062 ALL RIGHT. MOVE ALONG. IN THERE. 358 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,431 COME ON. THAT'S IT. THERE WE GO. 359 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,268 SIGN THIS RECEIPT, SHERIFF, AND HE'S OFFICIALLY YOURS. 360 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,371 OKAY. 361 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,906 THERE YOU GO. 362 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,941 SEE YOU, BOYS. 363 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,608 ALL RIGHT. 364 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,447 BOO! 365 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,552 I THINK WE BETTER GET AHOLD OF ANDY. 366 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,054 THIS FELLER'S A MEAN ONE. 367 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,022 ARE YOU KIDDING? I CAN HANDLE HIM. 368 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,190 WELL, BARNEY, THIS IS BIG. 369 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,491 I THINK WE BETTER GET ANDY. 370 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,492 NO! 371 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,194 I'M GONNA CALL HIM. 372 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,395 PUT THAT PHONE DOWN! 373 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,530 I'LL MAKE THE DECISIONS AROUND HERE. 374 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,531 BUT, BARNEY... 375 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,033 WILL YOU FORGET ANDY? 376 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,703 RIGHT NOW, THERE IS NO ANDY, AND I'M IN CHARGE. 377 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,672 TALK ABOUT A GUY FOLDIN' UP IN COMBAT. 378 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,374 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ANYWAY? 379 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,541 IT'S NOT THAT I'M AFRAID. 380 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,243 IT'S JUST THAT I'D FEEL BETTER 381 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,079 IF SOMEBODY OF A MORE OFFICIAL NATURE THAN YOU 382 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,313 WAS IN CHARGE. 383 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,249 NOW, LOOK, I'VE HAD 10 YEARS ON THIS BEAT. 384 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,452 I'VE LOGGED 10 SOLID YEARS OF HANDLING PRISONERS 385 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,055 OF EVERY FORM, SHAPE AND PARCEL. 386 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,157 NOW, THAT MAN IS IN THERE. 387 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,226 HE'S GONNA STAY IN THERE. 388 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,628 SO STOP WORRYING! 389 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,475 HOWDY. 390 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,476 HOWDY. 391 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,378 I WAS DOWNWIND OF YOUR BACON. 392 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,680 I COULDN'T HELP FOLLOWING IT UP. 393 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,716 OH, YOU'RE HUNGRY? 394 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,018 YEAH, I SURE AM. 395 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,352 I WAS OUT AFTER QUAIL. 396 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,154 I GOT CAUGHT IN A ROCKSLIDE, 397 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,456 LOST MY GUN, MY WHOLE CAMP. 398 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,525 WELL, NOW, THAT'S A SHAME. 399 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,293 HERE. 400 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,995 HELP YOURSELF TO COFFEE. 401 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,296 THANKS. 402 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,065 AUNT BEE SAYS ANDY'S UP IN THE MOUNTAINS. 403 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,599 WHAT PART OF THE MOUNTAINS? I KNOW WHAT PART. 404 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,136 THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO KNOW WHAT PART IS THE DRIVER. 405 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,737 WHO'S DRIVING? JUST GET IN THE CAR! 406 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,241 HEY, SHERIFF, JUST TELL ME ONE THING, HUH? 407 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,508 WHAT DID I SAY? 408 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,345 WHAT DID I SAY THAT GAVE ME AWAY? 409 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,147 OH, DIFFERENT THINGS. 410 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,581 SAYS YOU WAS HUNTIN' QUAIL. 411 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,017 EVERYBODY KNOWS QUAIL'S OUT OF SEASON. 412 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,352 AND FOR ANOTHER THING 413 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,454 THEM SHOES KINDA GIVE YOU AWAY. 414 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,788 THEY'RE PRISON SHOES. 415 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,190 DIFFERENT THINGS. 416 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,624 THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOU. 417 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,127 HOW LONG YOU GONNA LEAVE ME HERE? 418 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,396 WELL, I GOT TO GO ACROSS THE LAKE 419 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,099 TO THE RANGER'S STATION FOR SOME HELP. 420 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,068 WELL, I'LL FREEZE TO DEATH. 421 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,470 HM. 422 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,672 HERE. 423 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,641 THIS IS PRETTY WARM. 424 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,510 THERE. 425 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,312 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 426 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,182 I'LL BE BACK AS QUICK AS I CAN. 427 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,303 HEY, BARN, 428 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,638 DON'T YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO MAKE UP SOME ANIMAL NOISES 429 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,240 IN CASE WE GET SEPARATED? 430 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,475 I COULD BE AN OWL AND GO "HOO, HOO." 431 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,677 AND YOU COULD GO, "CHIC-ACHEE, CHIC-ACHEE," 432 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,147 LIKE A SQUIRREL -- THAT WAY I'D KNOW IT'S YOU. 433 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,249 LOOK, GOMER, YOU JUST YELL, "HEY, BARN," 434 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,118 AND I'LL YELL, "HEY, GOMER," OKAY? 435 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,620 THAT MIGHT WORK. 436 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,463 CAN I TAKE A PEEK? 437 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,731 HANDS OFF. 438 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,300 YOU NEVER DO LET ME LOOK. 439 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,735 HERE. 440 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,839 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. 441 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,207 SEE ANYTHING? 442 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,743 A MAN TIED TO A TREE. 443 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,724 HEY, MISTER, YOU'RE ALL TIED UP TO A TREE. 444 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,725 HE KNOWS THAT. 445 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,261 WHAT HAPPENED, FELLA? 446 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,663 I WAS OUT HUNTING 447 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,798 WHEN THIS ESCAPED CONVICT JUMPED ME 448 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,400 AND TOOK MY GEAR. 449 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,335 GET ME LOOSE, WILL YOU? 450 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,503 SURE THING. 451 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,505 WAS IT A BIG FELLA WITH A DENIM JACKET? 452 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,506 THAT'S THE GUY. 453 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,874 WHICH WAY DID HE GO? 454 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,310 HE HEADED NORTH ALONG THE LAKESHORE. 455 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,711 THERE YOU GO, MISTER. 456 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,712 THANKS A LOT. 457 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,514 NORTH ALONG THE SHORE, HUH?! 458 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,748 HEY, MISTER! 459 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,749 POOR DEVIL. 460 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,418 IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME 461 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,919 A CIVILIAN COMES UP AGAINST A HARDENED CRIMINAL. 462 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,588 LET'S GO, GOMER. NORTH? 463 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,490 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHERE THE CONVICT WENT. 464 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,857 AIN'T WE GONNA LOOK FOR ANDY? 465 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,659 NOT IF WE CAN GET THE PRISONER FIRST. 466 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,295 YOU THINK I WANNA LET ANDY KNOW 467 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,230 WE LET HIM GET AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE? 468 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:04,511 There he is! 469 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,913 BIG CUSS, AIN'T HE? 470 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,948 NOT VERY. 471 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,584 ANXIETY MAGNIFIES FEARSOME OBJECTS. 472 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,585 HUH? 473 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,786 NOTHING. 474 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,854 HERE. 475 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,789 YOU COVER ME. 476 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,858 I'M GONNA TAKE HIM ALIVE. 477 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,629 YOU READY? 478 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,696 READY. 479 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,669 YOU READY? 480 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,703 READY. 481 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,310 ARE YOU READY? 482 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,345 READY. 483 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,816 YOU GOT HIM! YOU GOT HIM, BARNEY! 484 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,917 YOU GOT HIM! 485 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,388 ANDY! 486 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,789 BARNEY, YOU GOT ANDY. 487 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,292 WANNA JUST LET ME UP, ANGE? 488 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,429 WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOIN'? 489 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,631 WELL, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A CONVICT. 490 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,634 THIS FELLER THAT WAS TIED UP TO THE TREE TOLD US... 491 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,968 YOU DIDN'T LET HIM GO?! 492 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,737 SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- 493 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,872 COME ON! 494 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,978 HOLD IT. 495 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,647 WE AIN'T GETTIN' ANYWHERE THIS WAY. 496 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,582 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPLIT UP. 497 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,883 SEE, BARN, I TOLD YOU. 498 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,019 I CAN BE AN OWL AND GO "HOO, HOO." 499 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,821 HOLD IT, GOMER. YOU GO THAT WAY. 500 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,424 BARNEY, YOU GO THAT WAY, AND I'LL TAKE THE CENTER. 501 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,825 WAIT A MINUTE. 502 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,727 YOU GUYS DIDN'T GIVE HIM A GUN OR ANYTHING, DID YOU? 503 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,696 WHAT DO YOU TAKE US FOR, A COUPLE OF IDIOTS?! 504 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,766 HOLD IT! AAH! 505 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,002 I GOT HIM, ANDY! I GOT HIM! 506 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,937 I GOT HIM! OVER HERE, ANDY! 507 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,442 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 508 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,944 I GOT HIM OVER HERE! I GOT HIM, ANDY! 509 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,379 ANDY, I GOT HIM! 510 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,815 GOMER! GOMER, TURN BARNEY LOOSE. 511 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,551 GOMER -- GOMER, TURN BARNEY LOOSE. 512 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,586 I GOT THE PRISONER HERE. 513 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,389 YOU BEAT EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW THAT? 514 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,526 GO ON. 515 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:40,860 HOW'D I KNOW IT WAS YOU? 516 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,895 FROM THE BACK, IT COULDA BEEN ANYBODY. 517 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,764 OH, SHUT UP, GOMER! JUST SHUT UP! 518 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,670 "THE PURSUIT LED THROUGH 519 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,572 "THICK WOODS AND HEAVY UNDERBRUSH. 520 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,141 "EVEN THOUGH DARKNESS WAS FALLING 521 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,144 "AND VISION WAS REDUCED TO A MINIMUM, 522 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:03,716 "SHERIFF TAYLOR AND HIS DEPUTIES, PYLE AND FIKE..." 523 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,917 FIKE. 524 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:08,488 HE ALWAYS SPELLS MY NAME WRONG. 525 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:12,925 "PYLE AND FIKE MADE THE CAPTURE AND SUBSEQUENT ARREST. 526 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,929 'HE WAS A TOUGH CUSTOMER,' FIKE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING, 527 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,532 'BUT WE GOT HIM.'" 528 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,505 WELL, THAT WAS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST DAYS 529 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:26,806 I EVER SPENT ON THE FORCE. 530 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:27,874 YOU KNOW THAT, ANGE? 531 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,977 YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS. 532 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,879 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, BARN. 533 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,114 SEEING AS HOW IT WAS SO TOUGH, 534 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,217 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A WEEK OFF? 535 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,786 HUH? 536 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,454 I MEAN IT -- GO UP TO RALEIGH, 537 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,656 GET YOURSELF A CORNER ROOM AT THE Y, REALLY LIVE IT UP. 538 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,792 DO YOU MEAN THAT? 539 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,126 SURE, I MEAN IT. 540 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,895 STARTING RIGHT NOW, YOU GOT A WEEK OFF. 541 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,764 WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. STARTING RIGHT NOW? 542 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,232 RIGHT NOW. 543 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,635 NOW, YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE 'FORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 544 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,069 I'M GONNA DO IT. I'LL SEE YOU. 545 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,005 I'LL SEE YOU. 37498

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