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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I JUST MIGHT DO TONIGHT?
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WHAT?
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GO HOME...
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CHANGE...
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DROP BY THELMA LOU'S...
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[ TRAIN WHISTLE
BLOWING IN DISTANCE ]
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...WATCH THAT GEORGE RAFT MOVIE
ON THE TV.
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GOOD.
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MM, YES, SIR,
THAT'S JUST WHAT I MIGHT DO.
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GO HOME...CHANGE...
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DROP BY THELMA LOU'S...
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WATCH THE GEORGE RAFT MOVIE
ON THE TV.
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I MIGHT DROP OVER
THE CHOIR MEETING.
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THEY'RE VOTING ON THE NEW ROBES
FOR NEXT YEAR.
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THEY GONNA CHANGE THEM,
ARE THEY?
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YEAH.
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SISSY NOONAN WANTS ALL WHITE
WITH BLACK COLLARS.
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FRED HENRY -- HE WANTS
BLACK WITH WHITE COLLARS.
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I RECKON THEY'LL BE FIGHTING
ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT.
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THAT WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO,
THEN, CHOIR MEETING?
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I MIGHT.
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NOT ME.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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GO HOME...CHANGE...
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GO OVER TO THELMA LOU'S,
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AND WATCH
THAT GEORGE RAFT MOVIE ON TV?
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YEAH.
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HMM.
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TELEPHONE. AH.
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I'LL GET IT.
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SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
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I SEE.
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OH.
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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.
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RIGHT. OKAY.
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STATE POLICE.
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THEY WANT TO PARK A PRISONER
HERE OVER NIGHT.
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WHY DON'T THEY USE
THEIR OWN PLACE?
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SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO
GET BACK ON A STAKEOUT.
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WELL, I GUESS THIS MEANS
ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO STAY.
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UH, YEAH, WELL, I EXPECT
YOU'RE THE ONE THEY'LL WANT HERE
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TO SIGN IN
AND EVERYTHING.
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I MEAN, YOU BEING THE
HIGH SHERIFF, IT'S ONLY PROPER.
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WELL, I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
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THEN AGAIN,
IT'S AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY
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FOR A DEPUTY
TO LEARN SOMETHING,
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AND YOU'RE ALWAYS SO ANXIOUS
TO LEARN.
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Y
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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NO, NO.
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YOU GO AHEAD.
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BESIDES, I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT
HAVING THELMA LOU
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SPEND A WHOLE EVENING ALONE
IN A DARK ROOM WITH GEORGE RAFT.
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WELL, SHE IS PROBABLY
EXPECTING ME, YOU KNOW.
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I MEAN,
SHE'S MORE THAN LIKELY
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MADE UP A WHOLE PAN
OF CASHEW FUDGE.
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OF COURSE, IF YOU
REALLY WANT ME TO STAY,
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NOW, WELL, HECK, I --
OH, NO, NO.
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NO, I MEAN IT.
BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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OH, WELL,
SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...
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OF COURSE,
SHEEXPECTING ME.
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OKAY.
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JUST STAY LONG ENOUGH FOR ME
TO RUN OVER TO THE DRUGSTORE
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AND GET A MAGAZINE,
OKAY?
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OKAY.
DON'T BE LONG.
ALL RIGHT.
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OH, HERE COMES SOMEBODY NOW.
BE RIGHT BACK.
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OKAY.
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GOOD EVENING, DEPUTY.
HOW ARE YOU?
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APPRECIATE
YOUR HELPING US OUT.
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WELL,
CELL'S ALL READY FOR YOU.
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I'LL NEED YOUR JOHN HANCOCK
ON THE CUSTODY RECEIPT.
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IT'LL JUST BE
FOR TONIGHT.
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SUSPECTED OF GRAND LARCENY --
JEWEL THIEF.
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AND IF OUR STAKEOUT WORKS,
BY MORNING,
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WE'LL HAVE HER PARTNER,
TOO.
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AND MAYBE
I'LL BE ABLE TO GET SOME SLEEP.
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THERE YOU ARE.
RIGHT HERE.
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SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
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HELLO.
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HI.
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UH...
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ARE YOU THE PRISONER?
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WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO BE,
AND IT'S NOT YOU, IS IT?
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NO, IT'S NOT ME.
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WELL,
THEN IT MUST BE ME.
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SINCE THERE ARE ONLY
THE TWO OF US HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU --
SERGEANT OR LIEUTENANT?
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NO.
NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
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NO, Y-YOU CAN JUST, UH...
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...CALL ME...BY MY NAME.
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HOW NICE.
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AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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IT'S, UH...
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I-IT'S -- IT'S FIFE.
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BERNARD P. FIFE.
WELL, BERNARD FIFE.
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D-DEPUTY FIFE.
B-BARNEY FIFE.
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T-THAT'S IT.
BARNEY FIFE IS MY NAME.
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BARNEY.
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HAS A NICE SOUND TO IT.
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YOU R
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AND YOU'RE A DEPUTY.
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I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED
FROM YOUR STAR.
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STAR?
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YOUR BADGE.
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BADGE?
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OH, UH, BADGE.
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YEAH, WELL, WHAT YOU SAY,
IT IS SHAPED LIKE A STAR.
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IT'S JUST EXACTLY LIKE A --
A STAR.
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AND YOU WEAR IT RIGHT OVER
YOUR HEART, DON'T YOU?
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MM-HMM.
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HAVE YOU GOT A MATCH?
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HMM?
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MATCH?
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DO YOU WANT A LIGHT?
MM-HMM.
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I'LL GET YOU
AN ASHTRAY.
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ANDY, GUESS WHAT.
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I REALLY DON'T MIND
STAYING HERE, AFTER ALL.
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OH, NOW,
DON'T START THAT AGAIN.
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NO, I REALLY MEAN IT.
I DON'T MIND.
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NO, NOW, YOU GO ON
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
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AND KEEP THINGS
HERE AT THE JAIL
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THE FURTHEST THING
FROM YOUR MIND.
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YEAH, WELL,
UH, UH, WELL...
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CHARACTER.
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OH, BOY.
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EVENING.
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EVENING.
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ARE YOU THE PRISONER?
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THAT'S WHAT
THEY TELL ME.
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AM I BEING A PROBLEM?
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OH, NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT BEING A PROBLEM.
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IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
WELL, WE EXPECTED A MAN.
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I'M SORRY
TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
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OH, NO, NO.
I-I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.
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IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
SERGEANT JACOBS
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NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
YOU BEING A -- A FEMALE.
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MAYBE HE DIDN'T NOTICE.
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I EXPECT HE NOTICED.
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I MEAN, YOU DON'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE A BOY.
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WELL, UH, IF, UH --
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
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I'LL, UH --
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
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AND I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
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YEAH.
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WELL...
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HEY, ANDY, I CHECKED
IN THE PAPER ON THAT MOVIE.
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AND GUESS WHAT.
IT'S ONE I'VE ALREADY SEEN.
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OH, WELL...
SO I MIGHT AS
WELL TAKE THE DUTY.
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THERE'S NO SENSE
IN SEEING IT TWICE.
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OH, WELL,
I APPRECIATE THAT, BARN.
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BUT, AFTER ALL, I DID PROMISE,
AND A DEAL'S A DEAL.
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WELL,
IT WASN'T A REAL DEAL.
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I MEAN, WE DIDN'T SHAKE ON IT
OR NOTHING.
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AND BESIDES, THIS IS NOTHING
BUT A DEPUTY'S JOB.
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IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT TO TROUBLE
THE HIGH SHERIFF WITH IT.
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YEAH, BUT A SHERIFF SHOULD NOT
ASK A DEPUTY TO TAKE ON A JOB
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HE WOULDN'T
HANDLE HIMSELF,
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SO YOU JUST RUN ON
AND -- AND SEE THELMA LOU.
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N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
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NOW,
THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR!
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I'VE BEEN PUSHING JOBS
OFF ON YOU!
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NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
EXCUSE ME.
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IT'S NOT
WHAT WE AGREED ON.
WHAT IS IT?
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I HATE TO BE
A BOTHER.
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NO BOTHER AT ALL.
NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
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I'LL HANDLE THING, ANGE.
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WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE TROUBLE?
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OH, THIS IS MY DEPUTY.
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OH, I KNOW.
HI, BARNEY.
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OH?
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YOU KNOW ONE ANOTHER.
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OH, WELL, NO.
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I-I JUST WAS HERE WHEN SHE WAS
SIGNED IN AND EVERYTHING.
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER.
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I MEAN,
I COULDN'T TELL HER FROM ADAM.
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REALLY, BARNEY?
YOU COULDN'T TELL ME FROM ADAM?
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HOW DID YOU GET TO BE A DEPUTY
WITH EYESIGHT LIKE THAT?
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YEAH.
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WHAT -- WHAT WAS IT
YOU WANTED?
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WELL, I COULD I POSSIBLY
HAVE ANOTHER PILLOW?
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PILLOW?!
GOT ONE RIGHT IN HERE!
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IT'S LOCKED.
I'LL GET IT.
I'LL GET IT.
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I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.
I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.
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I'LL GET IT!
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HE'LL GET THE PILLOW.
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EXCUSE ME.
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THANK YOU.
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SHE'S GOT THE PILLOW NOW.
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YEAH.
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THERE.
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THAT OUGHT TO SCREEN YOU OFF
PRETTY WELL.
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THANK YOU.
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NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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NIGHT.
NIGHT.
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WELL, I GUESS SHE'S ALL
SETTLED DOWN FOR BEDDY-BYE.
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YEAH.
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THE LIGHT'S A LITTLE BRIGHT
FOR SLEEPING.
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YEAH.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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THE DOC WAS RIGHT.
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HE SAID THAT STUFF WOULD
BLIND ME SOONER OR LATER.
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Otis,
get out of here!
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OH, THANK HEAVENS,
I CAN SEE ALL FOUR OF YOU NOW.
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GOOD NIGHT. OHH.
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HEY!
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?!
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WHERE IS EVERYTHING?!
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THERE'S BEEN A CROOK
IN THIS JAIL!
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POLICE! POLICE!
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OTIS, OTIS,
shh, shh, shh.
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OTIS,
WE CAN'T TAKE YOU TONIGHT.
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CAN'T TAKE ME?!
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I AM ENTITLED
TO BE IN THERE!
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Shh!
I AM DRUNK
AND DISORDERLY.
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I AM HERE
ON A LEGITIMATE 411.
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NOW, GET OUT OF HERE.
I'LL CALL MY ATTORNEY.
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HE'LL HAVE ME IN THERE
JUST LIKE THAT!
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OTIS, shh!
WE'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
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HOME?!
TO MY WIFE?!
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00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,445
OH, THAT'S POLICE BRUTALITY!
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LET ME GO!
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00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,317
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THIS.
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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,086
NOW, OTIS,
COME OUT OF THE CELL.
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NO, NO, NO! NO!
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NO!!
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IF YOU DON'T GO HOME, I'M NOT
GONNA LET YOU COME BACK.
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MY WIFE WON'T TAKE ME!
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GET THE DOOR! GET THE DOOR!
GET THE DOOR!
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I CAN'T GO HOME!
OTIS, GET OUT!
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LET ME IN!
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00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,139
HE'S GONNA WAKE UP
THE WHOLE TOWN!
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WELL, ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE HIM HOME.
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BUT HE LIVES SO FAR!
ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL FLIP FOR IT.
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WELL, I --
CALL IT.
237
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HEADS.
NO, TAILS, TAILS!
238
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,448
HEADS.
TWO OUT OF THREE.
239
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,316
NO! YOU READY?
240
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,652
GO AHEAD.
241
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,535
WELL...
242
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,005
I GUESS ALL THE EXCITEMENT'S
OVER WITH.
243
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,273
MY.
244
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,408
IT'S KIND OF A KOOKY JAIL,
BUT IT'S FUN.
245
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,609
I'M ENJOYING IT.
246
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,716
WELL, IF, UH...
247
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,319
IF THERE'S NOT ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT...
248
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,323
BUT THERE IS.
I MEAN...
249
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,460
WELL, IF IT, UH,
AIN'T AGIN REGULATIONS...
250
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,530
I SUPPOSE
IT SOUNDS SILLY,
251
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,533
BUT DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD...
252
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,236
WELL, MAYBE, UH,
253
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,140
PULL UP A CHAIR AND, UH,
TALK WITH ME A LITTLE?
254
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,343
OH. SURE.
255
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,180
WELL, SURE.
256
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,052
WELL, ANYWAY, HENRY GILLEY
257
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,454
WAS JUST THE SHIEST THING
THAT EVER LIVED.
258
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,024
HE JUST COULDN'T
SEEM TO GET UP THE NERVE
259
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,192
TO ASK TYLA LEE VERNON
TO MARRY HIM,
260
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:03,030
TILL ONE SATURDAY NIGHT,
OUT ON HER FRONT-PORCH SWING,
261
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,033
HE TURNED TO HER,
AND HE SAYS, "TYLA LEE,
262
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,668
"16 YEARS I'VE BEEN
SITTING OUT HERE WITH YOU
263
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,404
"EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT,
WEATHER PERMITTING.
264
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:15,142
"AND 16 YEARS, I'VE BEEN WALKING
YOU HOME FROM PRAYER MEETING.
265
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,045
"AND ALL THAT TIME,
I'VE BEEN BRINGING YOU CANDY
266
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,147
"AND FLOWERS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
267
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,315
"NOW, TYLA LEE,
LET ME ASK YOU NOW,
268
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,517
AIN'T YOU BEGINNING
TO SMELL A RAT?"
269
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,689
OH. AND THEY DID
GET MARRIED?
270
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,324
YEAH.
271
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,494
LIVE IN A LITTLE YELLOW HOUSE
TWO UP FROM THE CORNER.
272
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,531
SHERIFF...
273
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,067
HMM?
274
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,335
THANK YOU.
275
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,804
WHAT DID I DO?
276
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,442
WELL,
IT'S WHAT YOU DIDN'T DO.
277
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,046
YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
WHY AND HOW COME I'M HERE.
278
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,282
YOU'VE GIVEN ME
AN EVENING
279
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,186
IN WHICH THE ONLY ONE
ASKING QUESTIONS WAS MYSELF,
280
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,554
AND THAT'S VERY NICE.
281
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,528
WELL, I, UH...
282
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,064
GUESS I BETTER DO
A LITTLE WORK.
283
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,111
UGH, DARN THIS THING!
284
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,578
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
285
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,115
IT GETS STUCK
ALL THE TIME.
286
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,783
WELL, HERE.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
287
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,625
IT DOES SEEM TO BE STUCK,
DOESN'T IT?
288
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,427
OH, IT'S THIS ONE.
289
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,351
PROBABLY...
290
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,553
PROBABLY BARNEY.
291
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,577
WELL, I'M BACK.
292
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,447
SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.
I...
293
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,783
OLD OTIS --
HE GOT AWAY THREE TIMES.
294
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,485
OH.
295
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,653
THAT'S -- THAT'S --
THAT'S OKAY, BARN.
296
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,357
YOU WANT SOME RELIEF NOW?
297
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,227
UM, YEAH.
298
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,230
YEAH, I-I BELIEVE I WILL
GO GET SOME -- SOME AIR.
299
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,898
MAYBE I'LL --
MAYBE I'LL GO HOME.
300
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,901
YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?
YEAH.
301
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,310
IS SHE, UH,
GETTING TO YOU?
302
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,313
UM...NO, NO, NO.
303
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,815
IT'S JUST THAT, UM,
I'M KIND OF TIRED.
304
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,350
MM-HMM.
305
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,320
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
CALL IT A NIGHT,
306
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,787
AND I'LL TAKE OVER?
307
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,190
YEAH, MAYBE I WILL.
YEAH.
308
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:21,194
I'LL PROBABLY READ A LITTLE BIT
TURN IN.
309
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,532
YEAH, OKAY.
310
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,867
DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT A THING HERE, NOW.
311
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,272
WHAT IS IT, ANDY?
312
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,673
HMM? NOTHING.
313
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,342
YOU'RE SO RESTLESS TONIGHT.
IS ANYTHING THE MATTER?
314
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,710
IS THERE ANY TROUBLE?
315
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,413
NO.
WHAT COULD BE THE TROUBLE?
316
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,249
WELL, THEN COME ON OVER
AND SIT DOWN, RELAX.
317
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,918
COME ON.
READ THE EVENING PAPER.
318
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,788
OH, OKAY.
319
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,992
OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
320
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,227
SMELLS LIKE PERFUME.
321
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,531
OH.
322
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,533
OH, THAT'S, UH,
PROBABLY AFTERSHAVE LOTION.
323
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,704
OH, I WISH THEY MADE WOMEN'S
PERFUME AS NICE AS THAT.
324
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,873
YEAH.
325
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:45,578
WELL
I THINK I'M OFF TO BED.
326
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,779
GOOD NIGHT, ANDY.
327
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,681
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
328
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,862
DON'T YOU WORRY.
329
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,697
LOCKS ARE PRACTICALLY
MY MIDDLE NAME.
330
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,899
I CAN OPEN ANY LOCK EVER MADE
QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY IT.
331
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,535
NEVER SAW ONE YET
I COULDN'T.
332
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,038
I CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW IT HAPPENED.
333
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,040
UH, WELL, NOW,
YOU JUST HOLD TIGHT.
334
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,975
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
335
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,658
YOU SHERIFF,
ME PRISONER?
336
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,962
I RECKON.
337
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,533
WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME A GIRL
FOR TRYING.
338
00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,846
WELL, LET ME MAKE
A PHONE CALL,
339
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,014
AND WE'LL TAKE HER
OFF YOUR HANDS.
340
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,418
LET ME HAVE
STATE POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
341
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,000
I GUESS IT WASN'T
VERY NICE OF ME
342
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,469
TO TRY AND RUN AWAY.
343
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,938
I HATE TO THINK
HOW WE'D HAVE TO GO ABOUT
344
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,474
EXPLAINING IT
TO ANYBODY.
345
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,177
ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ANGRY WITH ME.
346
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,780
OH, NO.
NO, I'M NOT ANGRY.
347
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,114
YOU ANGRY, ANGE?
348
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,816
NO, I'M NOT ANGRY.
349
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,486
OH, I'M GLAD,
BECAUSE, WELL,
350
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:43,155
YOU'RE BOTH SUCH KIND OF
ESPECIALLY NICE GUYS.
351
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,057
I REALLY MEAN THAT.
352
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,761
AND IF THINGS
WERE DIFFERENT, WELL...
353
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,068
ALL SET?
354
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,604
UH-HUH.
355
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,973
UH, TAKE HER OUT TO THE CAR,
WILL YOU, FRED?
356
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,912
OH, I'LL BE WITH YOU, THEN,
ALL THE WAY TO THE CAPITAL.
357
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,785
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
358
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,255
THAT'S MY CASE.
359
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,091
I'VE BEEN HAVING SUCH TROUBLE
WITH THE LOCK ON IT.
360
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,494
DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THOSE THINGS?
361
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,807
WELL...
362
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:38,811
YOU CAN'T BLAME A GIRL
FOR TRYING.
363
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,146
NO.
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