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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,580 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,516 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,486 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,474 BRISCO DARLING. 5 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,076 WELL, HOWDY, SHERIFF. 6 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,344 WHAT'S GOING ON? 7 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,713 I GOT A CALL THERE'S TROUBLE DOWN HERE. 8 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,115 NOT OF MY MAKIN'. 9 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,449 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 10 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,851 HE REFUSED TO SERVE ME AND MY BOYS. 11 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,254 WHAT DID YOU DO? CAUSE TROUBLE? 12 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,256 JUST TAKING NORMAL SAFEGUARDS 13 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,525 FOR EATIN' IN A STRANGE PLACE. 14 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,193 THE BOYS HERE'LL BEAR ME OUT. 15 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,728 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS? 16 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,232 THERE'S A LOT IN WHAT THEY SAY, 17 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,700 BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 18 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:11,339 WELL, I... I WANTED TO SIT IN THE KITCHEN 19 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,242 AND WATCH 'EM COOK MY MEAL. 20 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:18,379 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN OVER THE DOOR THAT SAYS "HELP ONLY"? 21 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,748 WELL, THAT'S ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO. 22 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,616 NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND THE BOYS 23 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,618 ARE GONNA HAVE TO GO WITHOUT SUPPER. 24 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,854 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 25 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,723 YOU CAN COME OVER TO THE HOUSE AND HAVE SUPPER WITH ME. 26 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,194 WILL THAT AUNT OF YOURN LET ME SIT IN THE KITCHEN 27 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,728 AND WATCH HER COOK? 28 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,697 SHE'D BE HONORED. 29 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,167 YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', SHERIFF? 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,703 THAT HAIRCUT OF YOURS MAY BE CITY STYLE, 31 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:46,474 BUT YOUR HEART WAS SHAPED IN A BOWL. 32 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:09,897 [ MANDOLIN PLAYS "YANKEE DOODLE" ] 33 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:25,946 I DECLARE! 34 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,748 HOW DO YOU MOVE YOUR FINGERS THAT FAST? 35 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,550 WELL, MR. DARLING, HOW WAS IT? 36 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,652 EVERYTHING TO YOUR SATISFACTION? 37 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,755 OH, THAT'S AS CLEAN A COOKING WOMAN AS I EVER DID SEE. 38 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,224 AUNT BEE BELIEVES THAT 39 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,292 CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS. 40 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,560 NEAT AND REVERENT -- 41 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,595 THAT'S A COMBINATION HARD TO COME BY. 42 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,830 IT IS! WHERE'S MY JUG? 43 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:43,864 Aunt Bee: COME ON, BOYS! 44 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,333 SIT AT THE TABLE. 45 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,767 OH, COME ON, BOYS. 46 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,669 COME RIGHT ON OVER HERE AND SET RIGHT DOWN 47 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,571 AND LET'S GO TO EATIN' SOME OF THIS SUPPER. 48 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,306 YOU ALL JUST FILL RIGHT IN OVER THERE 49 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,641 WHERE YOU CAN ALL STAY TOGETHER. 50 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,642 COME ON OVER. 51 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,709 LET'S SIT DOWN. 52 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,745 OH, AUNT BEE, THOSE POTATOES ARE 53 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,448 A PICTURE NO ARTIST COULD PAINT. 54 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,749 OH, FLIBBERTY-GIBBET! 55 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,452 SHE CAN'T STAND TO BE BRAGGED ON. 56 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,619 A FINE QUALITY. 57 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,555 I LIKE MODESTY IN A HUMAN FEMALE BEING. 58 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,423 OPE, PASS THE BREAD TO THE BOYS. 59 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,458 OKAY, PAW. 60 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,625 HAVE SOME PICKLES. 61 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,527 Brisco: THANKY. 62 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,564 Andy: AND SOME TOMATO HERE... 63 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,466 MMM... SALT HERE. 64 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,800 BREAD! 65 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,905 WHAT HAPPENED? 66 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,807 MR. DARLING PUT IN A REQUEST 67 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,809 FOR ADDITIONAL BREAD, AUNT BEE. 68 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,811 OH, DIDN'T I YELL LOUD ENOUGH? 69 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,580 OH, YOU MUST BE BIG EATERS. 70 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,982 OH, WE'RE KNOWN AS A FAMILY OF HEARTY-EATIN' MEN 71 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,385 AND BEAUTIFUL, DELICATE WOMEN, MA'AM. 72 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,290 HERE, HELP YOURSELF TO POTATOES, BOYS. 73 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,657 AH, GOOD. 74 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:51,999 'TATERS! 75 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,605 UH, HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, 76 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:01,041 JUST TELL ME AND -- AND I'LL TELL AUNT BEE. 77 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,311 OH, OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 78 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,347 AUNT BEE, WE NEED MORE POTATOES. 79 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,652 SURE DOES LOOK GOOD, DON'T IT? 80 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,387 IT DOES. 81 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,533 MEAT! 82 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,068 OPE! 83 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,570 AUNT BEE'LL SEE 84 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,373 WHAT WE NEED WHEN SHE COMES IN. 85 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,041 I DON'T LIKE FOR THE BOY 86 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,510 TO RAISE HIS VOICE AT THE TABLE. 87 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,446 OH, YOU GOT TO WATCH THAT. 88 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,814 YOU HEAR THAT, BOYS? 89 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,717 NO YELLIN' AT THE TABLE. 90 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,587 IT'LL TAKE A WHILE, BUT I'LL LEARN 'EM. 91 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,857 HAVE A POTATO. 92 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,660 THINK YOU CAN EAT ALL THAT? 93 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,994 YOU GET SOME MEAT? 94 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,896 OH, YEAH, WE GOT MEAT. 95 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,571 SOMETHIN' RESTIN' UNEASY ON YOUR MIND, MA'AM? 96 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:06,540 NO, NO, I WAS JUST ADMIRING YOUR HEARTY APPETITE. 97 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:09,743 BET IT DOES YOUR HEART GOOD TO SEE A REAL EATER AT WORK. 98 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,413 WELL, ANDY AND OPIE ARE PRETTY GOOD EATERS. 99 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:16,550 OH, HERE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUTTER ON YOUR BAKED POTATO. 100 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,920 OH, THANK YOU, MA'AM FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION. 101 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,523 THERE. 102 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,124 YOU ALL COOKIN' FOR YOURSELVES 103 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,427 NOW THAT CHARLENE'S MARRIED, ARE YOU? 104 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,762 OH, THE BOYS, THERE, THEY BEEN TAKIN' TURNS. 105 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,098 BUT THEY'RE JUST ABOUT THE WORST COOKS THEY IS. 106 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,101 JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, THEY COOKED UP ABOUT 107 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,937 THE WORST MESS OF GRUB I EVER DID SEE. 108 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:41,509 OH? HOOT OWL PIE. 109 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:46,013 PERFECTLY GOOD HOOT OWLS JUST PLUM WASTED. 110 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,984 THAT'S A SHAME. 111 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,553 OH, YOU POOR MAN. 112 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:56,824 HERE, HAVE SOME MORE OF MY POT ROAST. 113 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,058 THANK YOU, MA'AM. 114 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,127 NOW, DO YOU LIKE PEARLY ONIONS? 115 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,029 OH, THEY TWANG MY BUDS. 116 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,831 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. 117 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,832 THERE. 118 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,833 THANK YOU. 119 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,636 THANK YOU. 120 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,840 YOU KNOW, IT 'PEARS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE SPECIALIZING ON ME. 121 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,775 WHAT ABOUT THE SHERIFF AND THE BOY HERE? 122 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,945 THEY AIN'T EAT ENOUGH TO KEEP A JUNE BUG ALIVE. 123 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,681 WELL, THEY HAVE MEALS LIKE THIS EVERY DAY. 124 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,983 YOU'RE A SPECIAL GUEST, MR. DARLING. 125 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,618 Andy: THAT'S RIGHT, MR. DARLING. 126 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,620 DON'T WORRY ABOUT US, YOU JUST DIG IN THERE 127 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,656 AND ENJOY YOURSELF. 128 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,074 Andy: COME ON, MR. DARLING, LET'S PLAY OFF OUR SUPPER. 129 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,175 BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 130 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,077 SOME MORE PIE, MR. DARLING? 131 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,779 AH, I'M AMPLE, MA'AM. 132 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,748 THREE CUTS OF PIE IS MY HIGHWATER MARK. 133 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,617 THAT WOMAN'S PANTIN' AFTER ME. 134 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,852 THAT'S JUST THE WAY THEY ACT 135 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,089 WHEN THEY GOT THEIR CAP SET FOR YOU. 136 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,791 Andy: COME ON, MR. DARLING. 137 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,028 WHAT'LL IT BE? 138 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,964 HEY, YOU PICK IT AND I'LL JUG IT. 139 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,633 WELL, HOW ABOUT... HOW ABOUT 140 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,703 "DIRTY ME, DIRTY ME, I'M DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF"? 141 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,038 THAT MAKES ME CRY. 142 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,507 WELL, HOW ABOUT "DOUG'S TUNE"? 143 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,674 THAT'S A GOOD 'UN. 144 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,976 ONE, TWO, AND A-ONE, TWO... 145 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,699 OH, I ENJOYED THAT. 146 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,901 I DECLARE, THESE BOYS PLAY BETTER NOW THAN THEY EVER DID. 147 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,136 GEE, THAT WAS SWELL, PAW. HOW ABOUT PLAYIN' ANOTHER? 148 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,639 "GEE, THAT WAS SWELL, PAW. HOW ABOUT PLAYIN' ANOTHER?" 149 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,841 THAT'S WHAT I SAID! THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 150 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,810 HOW ABOUT YOU DOIN' SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE? 151 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,812 ME? YEAH, GET UP ON THIS FOOTSTOOL HERE. 152 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,980 AW, GEE, PAW. COME ON, NOW, I'LL DO IT WITH YOU. 153 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,249 DO "DAN TUCKER," YOU DO THAT REAL WELL. 154 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,855 * WENT TO TOWN THE OTHER NIGHT * 155 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,357 * TO HEAR A NOISE AND TO SEE A FIGHT * 156 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,860 * ALL THE PEOPLE WAS JUMPIN' AROUND, SAYIN'* 157 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,862 * "OLD DAN TUCKER'S COME TO TOWN" * 158 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,131 * HEY, GET OUT THE WAY FOR OLD DAN TUCKER * 159 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,133 * HE'S TOO LATE TO GET HIS SUPPER * 160 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,235 * SUPPER'S OVER AND DINNER'S COOKIN' * 161 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,638 * OLD DAN TUCKER JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN' * 162 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,674 * OLD DAN TUCKER COME TO TOWN * 163 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,909 * RIDIN' A BILLY GOAT, LEADING A HOUND * 164 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,245 * HOUND DOG BARKED AND THE BILLY GOAT JUMPED * 165 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,881 * THROWED DAN TUCKER RIGHT STRADDLE OF A STUMP * 166 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,116 * HEY, GET OUT THE WAY FOR OLD DAN TUCKER * 167 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,085 * HE'S TOO LATE TO GET HIS SUPPER * 168 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,120 * SUPPER'S OVER AND DINNER'S COOKIN' * 169 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,389 * OLD DAN TUCKER JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN' * 170 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,625 * GET OUT THE WAY FOR OLD DAN TUCKER * 171 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,393 * HE'S TOO LATE TO GET HIS SUPPER * 172 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,395 * SUPPER'S OVER AND DINNER'S COOKIN'* 173 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,898 * OLD DAN TUCKER JUST STAND THERE LOOKING' * 174 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,869 GOOD. THAT WASN'T NEAR AS BAD 175 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,370 AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 176 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,272 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING FROM MISS BEE? 177 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,875 GOOD IDEA. COME ON, AUNT BEE! 178 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,210 OH, YOU SILLIES, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING! 179 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,079 WAIT A MINUTE, DIDN'T YOU AND AUNT FLORENCE 180 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,413 USED TO DO A RECITATION IN DUET? 181 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,282 OH, I KNOW, BUT THAT WAS FAMILY. 182 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,750 WE'RE A FAMILY. 183 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,686 Andy: WE WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 184 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,887 COME ON, AUNT BEE! 185 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,921 OH, ALL RIGHT. 186 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,289 NOW, YOU COME RIGHT OVER 187 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,324 AND STAND RIGHT THERE AND DO IT FOR US. 188 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,759 ALL RIGHT. 189 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,360 WELL... 190 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,798 THIS IS "A FADING FLOWER OF FORGOTTEN LOVE" 191 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,399 BY AGNES ELLICOT STROM. 192 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,968 A ROSE I GIVE TO YOU. 193 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:39,372 THIS ROSE SO FRESH WITH FRAGRANCE RARE. 194 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,111 ITS PETALS BRINGING JOY TO YOU, 195 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,980 THE FAIREST TO THE FAIR. 196 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:52,853 OH, ROSES ARE LIKE MEMORIES -- THEY FADE AND PASS ABOVE. 197 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,822 BUT YOU, DEAR HEART, 198 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,190 WILL E'ER REMAIN 199 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:02,262 MY FADING FLOWER OF FORGOTTEN LOVE. 200 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,396 AW! 201 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,198 AGNES ELLICOT STROM. 202 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,467 GOOD, GOOD, EXTRY GOOD. 203 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,436 I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN IT. 204 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,271 MISS BEE... 205 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,106 I NEVER DREAMED 206 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:17,010 THAT ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL COULD BE SAID TO ME. 207 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,846 WHAT? 208 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:22,382 IT WAS YOUR HEART TALKIN' TO MY HEART. 209 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,985 NOW MY HEART IS ANSWERIN'. 210 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,921 MISS BEE... 211 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,390 I'M DECLARIN' FOR YOU. 212 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,362 Andy: WAIT A MINUTE. 213 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,164 I WANT YOU TO BE MY BRIDE. 214 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,732 OOH. 215 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,935 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. 216 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,508 I DID NO SUCH THING! I DID NOT SET MY CAP FOR YOU! 217 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,011 NOW, THERE YOU GO, LETTIN' YOUR HEAD 218 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,512 TALK FOR YOUR HEART. 219 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,049 MR. DARLING, AUNT BEE IS A VERY HOSPITABLE WOMAN. 220 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,786 SHE TREATS ALL OUR GUESTS LIKE SHE TREATED YOU. 221 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,288 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 222 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,924 ANDY! OH -- 223 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:08,195 I'M JUST PLUCKIN' A PETAL FROM THE ROSE OF YOUR CHEEK. 224 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,097 LOOK, MR. -- 225 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,432 OPE, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME STUDYING TO DO? 226 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,533 OKAY, PAW. 227 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,868 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 228 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:15,969 GOOD NIGHT. 229 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,104 Aunt Bee: GOOD NIGHT, OPE. 230 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,239 NOW, LOOK, MR. DARLING -- 231 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,776 OPE! 232 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,979 MR. DARLING, YOU'RE TAKIN' THIS THING ALL WRONG. 233 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,049 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT EXTRA BUTTER? 234 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,552 AND ALL THAT FUSSIN' ABOUT ME GETTIN' PLENTIFUL? 235 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,123 SHE AIMED THAT SUPPER RIGHT AT ME AND THEN... 236 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:40,427 SHOT ME IN THE HEART WITH THAT ROSE POETRY. 237 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,996 I DID NO SUCH THING! 238 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,364 YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 239 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,400 YOU DO ALL THE PROTESTIN' THAT'S EXPECTED OF YOU. 240 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,870 BUT MY DECLARATION FOR YOU STANDS. 241 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,104 WHAT WITH CHARLENE 242 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,273 GETTIN' MARRIED AND ALL, I'M... 243 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,242 PLANNIN' ON TAKIN' A WOMAN. 244 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,410 MA'AM... 245 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,881 THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 246 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,082 OH, BOY. 247 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,417 GLAD TO SEE YOU APPROVE, SHERIFF. 248 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,854 MISS BEE, YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES 249 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,021 AND YOUR SEWIN' 250 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,357 AND YOUR POTHOLDERS PACKED AND... 251 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,825 I'LL BE BY FOR YOU 252 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,861 FIRST THANG IN THE MORNIN'. 253 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,396 YOU WILL NOT! OF ALL THE NERVE! 254 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,598 LOOK, MR. DARLING, AUNT BEE JUST FIXED 255 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,433 A NICE SUPPER FOR YOU IS ALL. 256 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,102 SHE DIDN'T EXPECT A PROPOSAL. 257 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,536 NOW, SHE'S RIGHT UPSET. 258 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,106 THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS JUST SAY GOOD NIGHT. 259 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,242 OH... 260 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,178 MOVIN' TOO FAST FOR HER, HUH? 261 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,314 WELL, I FIGURE THAT SINCE SHE QUICK-COURTED ME, 262 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,450 SHE EXPECTED ME TO QUICK-COURT HER RIGHT BACK! 263 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,092 I'LL PUT ON MY SQUARE WHEELS 264 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,095 SO AS THINGS WON'T GET TO ROLLIN' TOO FAST. 265 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,629 GOOD NIGHT... 266 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,098 MA'AM. 267 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,100 EVERYBODY ON THE TRUCK. 268 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,635 GOOD NIGHT, SHERIFF. 269 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,039 Andy: GOOD NIGHT, MR. DARLING. 270 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,607 GOOD NIGHT, BOYS. 271 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,451 Darling: * LOW AND LONELY... 272 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,054 * SAD AND TRUE 273 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,456 * THINKIN' ONLY 274 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,459 * OF LITTLE YOU 275 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,930 * ALWAYS TRYIN' 276 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,632 * TO KEEP FROM CRYIN' 277 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:31,471 * I'M LOW AND LONELY OVER YOU * 278 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,406 * LOW AND LONELY 279 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,477 * SAD AND TRUE 280 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,012 * THINKIN' ONLY 281 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,116 * OF LITTLE YOU 282 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,217 * ALWAYS TRYIN' 283 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:48,321 * TO KEEP FROM CRYIN' 284 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:53,961 * I'M LOW AND LONELY OVER YOU * 285 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,063 MR. DARLING, YOU'LL WAKE UP THE WHOLE TOWN 286 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,330 WITH THIS CATERWAULING! 287 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,332 CATERWAULIN', MA'AM? 288 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,001 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 289 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,336 THAT THIS COURTIN' CHIVALRY 290 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,306 IS A LIFELONG CUSTOM OF MY PEOPLE. 291 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,475 WELL, TO US, IT'S DISTURBING THE PEACE. 292 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,077 GOOD NIGHT! 293 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,216 WELL, SHE'S.... 294 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,218 PLAYIN' AWFUL HARD TO GET, BOYS. 295 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,488 I'M GONNA HAVE TO THINK THIS THING OUT. 296 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,623 PAW! SHE'S GONE, PAW, SHE'S GONE! 297 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,458 WAIT A MINUTE, WHO'S GONE? 298 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,527 AUNT BEE. I WENT HOME FOR LUNCH 299 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,029 AND SHE WASN'T THERE! 300 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,231 NOTHIN' BUT THIS NOTE ON THE TABLE. 301 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,601 "SHE'S WITH ME, BRISCO DARLING." 302 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,668 THAT OLD BUZZARD! 303 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,437 YOU THINK HE KIDNAPPED HER, PAW? 304 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,472 WELL, I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T GO UP THERE 305 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,607 OF HER OWN FREE WILL. 306 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,075 WHAT YOU GOIN' TO DO, PAW? 307 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,710 I'M GOIN' UP THERE AND GET HER. 308 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,178 YOU GO OVER TO MISS MODLER'S 309 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,014 AND ASK HER TO FIX YOU LUNCH. 310 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,516 AW, GEE, PAW. NOW, OPE, I AIN'T GOT TIME TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 311 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,618 BUT SHE'LL FEED ME GRITS AND PRUNES. 312 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,354 IN NORWAY, YOUNG'UNS EAT HARD TACK AND RAW FISH. 313 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,123 I'LL TAKE GRITS AND PRUNES. 314 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,008 I BET YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD JUGGIN' LIKE THAT. 315 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,310 YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU DID THIS TO ME, MR. DARLING. 316 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,680 ANDY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE AND YOU'LL ALL WIND UP IN JAIL! 317 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,716 YOU MEAN HE'S AGIN YOU BEIN' THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD? 318 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,452 OH! REALLY. 319 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,289 THANK HEAVENS, HE'S HERE. 320 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,592 OH... I HOPE HE BROUGHT HIS MARRYIN' BOOK. 321 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,463 SHERIFF. AUNT BEE, YOU ALL RIGHT? 322 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,531 YES. HE AIN'T HARMED YOU, HAS HE? 323 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,300 NO, NO. ME, HARM MY BELOVED? 324 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,402 ANDY, TAKE ME HOME NOW. ALL RIGHT. 325 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,804 MR. DARLING, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 326 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,406 YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. 327 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,408 DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S AGAINST THE LAW 328 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,742 TO KIDNAP SOMEBODY? 329 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,379 COME ON, AUNT BEE. 330 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,047 NOW HOLD ON, SHERIFF. 331 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,483 UH, MISS BEE? 332 00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:00,053 I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT I'M OFFERIN'. 333 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,822 FOR ONE, THE LOVE OF BRISCO DARLING, 334 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,725 TILLER OF SOIL AND FELLER OF TREES. 335 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,096 THE CONSTANT DEVOTION OF MY FUN-LOVIN', 336 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,364 WARM, AND AMUSING SONS. 337 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,766 THIS STURDY, HAND-BUILT CABIN, 338 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,070 WITH ALL ITS FURNISHINGS AND PURE IRON NAILS. 339 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:20,107 ALL THIS WOULD BE HERS TO DO WITH AS SHE SEES FIT. 340 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,341 AND I SAID NO! 341 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,376 NOW, ISN'T THAT CLEAR ENOUGH? 342 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,345 COME ON, AUNT BEE. SORRY. 343 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,646 I AIN'T GIVIN' UP. 344 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,082 I'M GONNA KEEP PLIGHTIN' MY TROTH 345 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,084 TILL SHE FINALLY ACCEPTS ME. 346 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,752 NOW, LOOK, MR. DARLING... 347 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,254 NO USE TALKIN'! 348 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,523 I'M GONNA PLIGHT FROM NOW TILL DOOMSDAY 349 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,824 IF I GOTTA! 350 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,298 UH, MR. DARLING, 351 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,300 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME AND AUNT BEE 352 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,369 STEP OUTSIDE AND TALK ABOUT THIS A FEW MINUTES? 353 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,470 YOU DO THAT. 354 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,638 COME ON, AUNT BEE. 355 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,306 ANDY, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS! 356 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,674 WE'LL JUST TALK A BIT. 357 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,225 OH, ANDY, I DON'T SEE 358 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,261 WHY YOU DON'T JUST ARREST HIM! 359 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,763 PLEASE, AUNT BEE, JUST TRY IT THIS WAY. 360 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,499 WELL? 361 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,868 WELL, ANDY AND I HAD A LITTLE TALK, 362 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,604 AND I EXPECT I WAS A BIT HASTY, SO... 363 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,406 WE ACCEPT. 364 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,874 DID YOU HEAR THAT, BOYS? 365 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,209 YAHOO! 366 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,410 OH, BRISCO! 367 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,678 E-EASY, MR. DARLING. 368 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,213 YOU MIGHT BREAK HER. 369 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,881 YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG, YOU KNOW. 370 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,349 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 371 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,251 AIN'T HE STRONG, AUNT BEE? 372 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,519 YES, HE IS. 373 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820 HERE, HERE. 374 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,391 LOOKY THERE! 375 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,226 LORD... OOH... 376 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,495 DID YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 377 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,763 A MUSCULAR SIGHT TO BEHOLD. 378 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,500 IT REALLY BUGS WHEN I LIFT SOMETHING. 379 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,901 UH, WATCH THIS. 380 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,669 GET OFF'N THERE! 381 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,572 THERE YOU ARE! 382 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,840 SHE'S A-BUGGIN'! 383 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,309 CAN YOU SEE IT? 384 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,844 WELL, THE LIGHT IN HERE ISN'T VERY GOOD. 385 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,416 WELL, THEN, UH, JUST TAKE MY ARM OUTSIDE. 386 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,251 YOU'LL NEED THE BED. 387 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,253 OH, OH... SO I WILL. 388 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,255 GRAB A HOLD HERE, BOYS. 389 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,156 JUST THROW IT ON THE FLOOR. 390 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,961 SO IT WAS MY MUSCULAR, PHYSICAL QUALITIES 391 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,630 FINALLY GOT TO YOU, HUH? 392 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,468 RAISE IT UP THERE! WE NEED TO SWING IT AROUND! 393 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,470 DON'T SCRATCH THE FURNITURE. 394 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,479 WAIT A MINUTE. 395 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,750 DON'T LOOK AT HER YET, LET THE LIGHT GET ON IT GOOD. 396 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,520 THERE SHE IS. 397 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,790 WONDERFUL, JUST WONDERFUL! 398 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,659 LONG AS I GOT IT THERE, 399 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,895 YOU MIGHT AS WELL POKE IT WITH YOUR FINGER. 400 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,897 OH! OOH, YES, OH... 401 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,766 YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN IDEA. 402 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,933 WHAT'S THAT? 403 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,935 AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE BED OUT HERE, 404 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,372 WHY DON'T WE CLEAN THAT PART OF THE FLOOR? 405 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,640 CLEAN THE FLOOR? 406 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,942 WELL, WE MIGHT WANT TO DANCE LATER. 407 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,444 OH... YEAH. 408 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:15,448 BOYS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. 409 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,385 NOW, GET ON YOUR OLD CLOTHES. 410 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,958 COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHIN', MISS BEE? 411 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,261 OF COURSE. 412 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,697 THREE HOURS AGO, I SHOWED YOU MY MUSCLE. 413 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,031 THEN I LIFTED THE BED. 414 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,634 NEXT THING I KNOW, ALL THE APPOINTMENTS 415 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,002 HAVE BEEN MOVED OUTSIDE 416 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,670 AND WE'RE SCRUBBIN' THE HOUSE DOWN. 417 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,771 NOW, HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? 418 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,773 WELL, I MADE A REQUEST OF YOU, 419 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,376 AND OUT OF YOUR DEEP AFFECTION FOR ME, 420 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,677 YOU FULFILLED IT. 421 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,414 THAT WHAT I DID, SHERIFF? 422 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,617 I'D SAY SO. 423 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,019 MAY I SEE THAT MUSCLE AGAIN? 424 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,554 NO, YOU DON'T. 425 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,391 I'D END UP WHITEWASHIN' THE WHOLE HOUSE. 426 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,497 BE PATIENT, BOYS, WAIT YOUR TURN. 427 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,547 OOH, BOY. 428 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,549 ONE AT A TIME, EACH IN HIS TURN. 429 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,417 SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE. 430 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,986 YOU GO FIRST, BRISCO, AS HEAD OF THE FAMILY. 431 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,356 TAKE ONE AND PASS TO THE LEFT. 432 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,594 NO, NO, NO, NO, PUT ONE ON THE PLATE 433 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,564 AND PASS THE BOWL TO THE LEFT. 434 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,500 WE DON'T DO IT THAT WAY HERE. 435 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,936 WE DO NOW, DON'T WE? 436 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,506 A LOT -- A LOT WARMER TODAY 437 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,074 THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY, AIN'T IT? 438 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,077 WARMER AND MORE PAINFUL. 439 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,679 OOH! THAT'S MY CRAZY BONE! 440 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,481 NO ELBOWS ON THE TABLE. 441 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,582 IT AIN'T FAIR. 442 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,049 WHAT ISN'T? YOU HITTIN' FIRST 443 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,985 AND EXPLAININ' THE RULES LATER. 444 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,820 NAPKINS WILL GO ON THE LAPS! 445 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,858 I SPILL ON MY SHIRT, I DON'T SPILL ON MY PANTS. 446 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,761 WELL, NICE PEOPLE DON'T SPILL AT ALL. 447 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,703 WELL, FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE, 448 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,438 EACH MUST GIVE A LITTLE. 449 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,806 OW! OW! 450 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,808 FOR A PRETTY WOMAN THAT READS ROSE POETRY, 451 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,643 YOU SURE PACK A MEAN SPOON! 452 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,379 DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT THE TABLE! 453 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,748 I'LL RAISE MY VOICE, I'LL RAISE HOGS, 454 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,983 I'LL RAISE WHATEVER I WANT TO RAISE. 455 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,519 THIS IS MY TABLE! 456 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,388 THAT TEARS IT! 457 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,723 THAT JUST TEARS IT! 458 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,758 COME ON, COME ON, TAKE ME AWAY. 459 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,760 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 460 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,496 CLAP THEM HANDCUFFS ON ME, I'M BREACHIN' PROMISE! 461 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,797 YOU'RE NOT! YES, I AM! 462 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,766 THIS HAS GONE JUST FAR ENOUGH. 463 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,601 I CAN TAKE SOME MANNERS 464 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,703 AND I CAN TAKE SOME CLEANIN' UP 465 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,839 AND I CAN TAKE A BOSSY MOUTH, 466 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,776 BUT I AIN'T ABOUT TO BE BEAT TO DEATH WITH NO SPOON! 467 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,885 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MR. DARLING. 468 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,420 IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT 469 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,556 THE BREACH OF PROMISE, I WON'T. 470 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,524 YOU'RE A FAIR MAN, SHERIFF. 471 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,560 OH, SHERIFF... 472 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,729 PIECE OF ADVICE -- 473 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,765 IF YOU EVER DO WANT TO GET HER A MAN, 474 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,100 GIVE HER A GOOD TALKIN' TO FIRST. 475 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,570 SHE'S BEEN AROUND YOU TOO LONG. 476 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,638 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 477 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,641 SHE'S GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF SHERIFF IN HER. 478 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,610 Aunt Bee: BRISCO! 479 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,712 COME HERE JUST A MINUTE. 480 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,214 SHE GOT A SPOON IN THERE WITH HER? 481 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,819 I DON'T THINK SO. 482 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,093 MA'AM? Aunt Bee: JUST ONE THING. 483 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,465 THANK YOU FOR WANTING ME. 484 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:56,168 WELL, MISS BEE, YOUR KISSES ARE AWFUL NICE 485 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,638 AND HIGHLY VALUABLE, 486 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,873 BUT TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU, 487 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,075 THEY JUST AIN'T WORTH THE PAIN. 33622

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