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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,081 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,283 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:18,286 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:24,525 AND SO LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE SAYS, "JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT! 5 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,661 "THE CROOKS ARE HEADED FOR THAT NICE MR. DEACON'S RANCH. 6 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,131 WE BETTER GO TELL THE CHIEF OF POLICE." 7 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,666 AND SANDY, HER DOG, SAYS, "ARF!" WHAT? 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,802 "ARF." YOU KNOW, WHAT HE SAYS WHEN SHE AGREES 9 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,770 WITH SOMETHING SHE SAYS, HE SAYS "ARF"? 10 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,539 OH. 11 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:42,110 PA? HOW OLD IS LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE? 12 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,078 OH, ABOUT 42, 43 ALREADY. 13 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,547 LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE? 14 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,116 NO, THE COMIC STRIP'S THAT OLD. 15 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,151 LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE'S ABOUT YOUR AGE, I GUESS. 16 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,353 OH. 17 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,288 SO, ANYWAY, THE DOG, SANDY, SAYS, "ARF!" 18 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,490 OPIE, YOU SHOULD BE GETTING DRESSED. 19 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,360 ANDY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIT THERE READING A PAPER. 20 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,594 WE SHOULD GET STARTED. 21 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,530 PREACHIN' DON'T START TILL 11:00. 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,433 IT'S BOUND TO BE CROWDED WITH THAT VISITING PREACHER. 23 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,301 JUST 'CAUSE HE'S FROM NEW YORK. 24 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:10,371 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S FAMOUS AND EVERYBODY'S READ HIS BOOK. 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,805 I AIN'T. 26 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,341 WELL, ALL YOU READ -- 27 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,510 I HOLD WITH REV. TUCKER. HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 28 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,113 WE'VE BEEN TAKIN' FROM REV. TUCKER 29 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:22,516 FOR A GOOD MANY YEARS NOW, AND I AIN'T ABOUT TO CHANGE. 30 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,419 ANDY, THEY'RE BOTH ON THE SAME SIDE! 31 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,156 REV. TUCKER INVITED HIM AND HE WANTS A BIG TURNOUT 32 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,823 SO HE'LL MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 33 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,260 GO ON, OPIE, GET DRESSED. YOU, TOO, ANDY. 34 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,695 I'LL CALL CLARA AND TELL HER WE'LL PICK HER UP, 35 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,431 AND I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE'S GOING TO WEAR. 36 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,433 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA WEAR. 37 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:43,804 I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO FIND OUT IF SHE'S GOING TO WEAR IT. 38 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,573 SHE DIDN'T! 39 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,275 HOW CAN SHE DENY IT? 40 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,678 EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE'S BEEN HENNA-RINSING FOR YEARS. 41 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,713 A NATURAL REDHEAD -- MY FOOT! 42 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:56,717 SHE'S BEEN RINSING SO LONG, HER TEMPLES ARE HENNA-COLORED! 43 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,686 YOU STILL ON WITH CLARA? 44 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,388 WHAT DID I CALL YOU ABOUT? 45 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,424 OH -- WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH AND WE'LL PICK YOU UP. 46 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,260 BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE WEARING? 47 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,495 COME ON, AUNT BEE. 48 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,563 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EARRINGS? 49 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,565 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE TOO MUCH? 50 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,201 YES, I KNOW IT IS SUNDAY, 51 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,669 BUT THIS PREACHER'S FROM NEW YORK. 52 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,271 AUNT BEE, COME ON. 53 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,672 I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE, EITHER, 54 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,841 BUT I'VE ALWAYS IMAGINED THEM WITH EARRINGS. 55 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,510 I'M READY, PA! 56 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:25,346 I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEM. 57 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,947 ME AND OPIE AIN'T WEARIN' ANY. 58 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,716 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 59 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,552 I KNOW REV. TUCKER WANTS US TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 60 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,488 PLAY IT SAFE AND JUST WEAR ONE. 61 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,889 IF THE OTHERS DON'T, 62 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,858 WE'LL GO BEHIND THE BUSHES AND TAKE THEM OFF. 63 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,627 HOW ABOUT PERFUME? 64 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,496 YOU CAN TALK IT OVER AT CHURCH, IF WE EVER GET THERE. 65 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,966 EXCUSE ME, CLARA, ANDY'S SHOUTING AT ME. 66 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,835 I'M GOIN' TO PREACHIN'. YOU COMIN'? 67 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:50,804 I HAVE TO GO, CLARA, CALL ME LATER IN THE WEEK. 68 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,906 OH, NO, I'LL BE SEEING YOU! 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,775 WE'LL BE COMING RIGHT OVER. 70 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,644 CAN WE GO NOW? 71 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,781 I'VE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE WAITING FOR YOU. 72 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:10,424 * HOLY SPIRIT, POWER DIVINE 73 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:17,431 * FILL AND NERVE THIS WILL OF MINE * 74 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:23,704 * BY THEE, MAY I STRONGLY LIVE 75 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:28,676 * GREATLY THERE 76 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:33,481 * AND ALWAYS THINE 77 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:40,788 * HOLY SPIRIT, RIGHT DIVINE 78 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:46,994 * KING WITHIN MY CONSCIENCE REIGN * 79 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:54,502 * BE MY LORD AND I SHALL BE 80 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:58,972 * FIRMLY BOUND 81 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:06,414 * FOREVER FREE 82 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:13,821 * AMEN 83 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,662 WE ARE GREATLY HONORED TODAY. 84 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:26,967 IT IS OUR HAPPY PRIVILEGE TO WELCOME TO OUR MIDST 85 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,969 A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE -- 86 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,906 DR. HARRISON EVERETT BREENE OF NEW YORK CITY. 87 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,777 DR. BREENE HAS INTERRUPTED HIS VACATION TO JOIN US 88 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:41,649 IN WORSHIP THIS MORNING AND TO BRING US, I KNOW, 89 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,817 AN INSPIRING MESSAGE. 90 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,553 DR. BREENE... 91 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,764 THANK YOU, DR. TUCKER. 92 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,933 AS I STOOD THERE DURING THE SINGING OF THE HYMN, 93 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,936 I ASKED MYSELF, "WHAT MESSAGE HAVE I TO BRING 94 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,539 TO THESE GOOD PEOPLE OF MAYBERRY?" 95 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:08,809 AND I WAS REMINDED OF AN INCIDENT. 96 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,779 A YOUNG MAN CAME TO ME RECENTLY 97 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,082 AND SAID HE, "DR. BREENE, 98 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:19,019 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF IT ALL?" 99 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:25,693 AND I SAID TO HIM, "YOUNG MAN, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED." 100 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:30,498 MY FRIENDS, I WISH MORE OF US FOUND THE TIME 101 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,800 TO ASK THAT QUESTION. 102 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:37,438 WHITHER, WHITHER ARE WE HEADED? 103 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,374 AND WHY... 104 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,443 ...WHY THE SENSELESS RUSH, 105 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:46,847 THIS MAD PURSUIT, THIS FRANTIC COMPETITION, 106 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,849 THIS PACE THAT KILLS? 107 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:52,486 WHY DO WE DRIVE OURSELVES AS WE DO? 108 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:57,625 IN OUR FURIOUS RACE THESE DAYS TO CONQUER OUTER SPACE, 109 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:02,863 ARE WE NOT, PERHAPS, FORGETTING INNER SPACE? 110 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,933 SHALL WE FIND THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE 111 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,001 BY FLEEING FROM IT? 112 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,584 CONSIDER, 113 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:26,587 CONSIDER HOW WE LIVE OUR LIVES TODAY. 114 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,722 EVERYTHING IS RUN, RUN, RUN. 115 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,858 WE BOLT OUR BREAKFAST, WE SCAN THE HEADLINES, 116 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,159 WE RACE TO THE OFFICE. 117 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,762 THE FULL SCHEDULE AND THE SPLIT SECOND -- 118 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,664 THESE ARE OUR GAUGES OF SUCCESS. 119 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:40,768 WE DRIVE OURSELVES FROM MORN TO NIGHT. 120 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:46,474 WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MEANING OF THE WORD "RELAXATION." 121 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:51,679 WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE OLD-FASHIONED WAYS, 122 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,482 THE SIMPLE PLEASURES? 123 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:58,919 WHO CAN FORGET, FOR EXAMPLE, THE OLD-FASHIONED BAND CONCERT 124 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,822 AT TWILIGHT ON THE VILLAGE GREEN? 125 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:08,195 THE JOY, THE SERENITY OF JUST SITTING AND LISTENING? 126 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,531 THIS IS LOST TO US, 127 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:15,035 AND THIS WE SHOULD STRIVE TO RECAPTURE -- 128 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:19,039 A SIMPLE, INNOCENT PLEASURE. 129 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:22,209 AND SO I SAY TO YOU, DEAR FRIENDS, 130 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,712 RELAX... 131 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,581 SLOW DOWN... 132 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:31,184 TAKE IT EASY. 133 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,121 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?! 134 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:40,928 WHAT INDEED, FRIENDS, IS YOUR HURRY? 135 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,974 LOVELY SERVICE, DR. TUCKER, JUST LOVELY. 136 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:57,010 AND THE SERMON WAS MAGNIFICENT. 137 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,946 SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT! 138 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,616 DR. BREENE, MAY I INTRODUCE SHERIFF TAYLOR? 139 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,986 AND HIS AUNT, MISS BEE, MISS JOHNSON, 140 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,121 AND THIS IS DEPUTY FIFE. 141 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,957 OH, DR. BREENE, 142 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,661 YOUR SERMON HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL LESSON FOR US. 143 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,697 YES, SIR, YOU REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD THERE. 144 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,566 YES, SIR, THAT'S ONE SUBJECT 145 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:21,034 YOU JUST CAN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT -- SIN. 146 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:25,238 YES, WELL, UM... 147 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,841 WE'D BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER. 148 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,977 I WISH I COULD, 149 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,112 BUT I DID PROMISE TO DRIVE OVER TO MOUNT PILOT 150 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,847 THIS AFTERNOON AND PREACH A SERMON. 151 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,549 BUT ON MY WAY BACK THIS EVENING, 152 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,585 I'LL STOP BY AND HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU. 153 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,286 OH, THAT WOULD BE MIGHTY NICE! 154 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,088 WE'LL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU. 155 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,323 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE MET YOU ALL. BYE-BYE. 156 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,194 HE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT SIN. 157 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,029 WE REALLY PACKED IT AWAY, DIDN'T WE? 158 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,297 WE REALLY DID. 159 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,999 I KNOW I DID. 160 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,201 YEAH, I ATE WAY ON TO TOO MUCH. 161 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,337 WAY TOO MUCH! MMM! 162 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,339 IT'S GOOD TO EAT, THOUGH. 163 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,742 YEAH. YEP. 164 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,011 YEAH, WE REALLY PACKED HER AWAY. 165 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,245 YEAH, BOY. 166 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,215 FORTUNATELY, NONE OF MINE GOES TO FAT. 167 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,050 IT ALL GOES TO MUSCLE. 168 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,019 OF US FIFES. THAT'S A MARK 169 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,287 EVERYTHING WE EAT GOES TO MUSCLE. 170 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,823 SEE THERE? 171 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,858 I SEE. 172 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,359 MY MOTHER WAS THE SAME WAY. 173 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,295 SHE COULD JUST EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. 174 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,831 NEVER WENT TO FAT, HUH? 175 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,232 MNH-MNH. 176 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,767 KNOW WHERE IT WENT? 177 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,001 MUSCLE. 178 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:31,104 YEAH. THAT WAS A MARK OF US FIFES. 179 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,741 GOOD. 180 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,782 YOU KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE I'LL DO? 181 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,383 RUN DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE 182 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,919 AND GET SOME ICE CREAM FOR LATER. 183 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,088 YOU WANT ME TO GO? I'LL GO. 184 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,790 NO, I'LL GO. 185 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,692 I DON'T MIND GOIN'. 186 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,994 I DON'T, EITHER. I'LL GO. 187 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:58,398 YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED. WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GO? 188 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,902 NO, I'M NOT TIRED. I'LL GO. 189 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,705 I SURE DON'T MIND GOIN'. 190 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,239 ARE YOU SURE? 191 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,975 MM-HMM. 192 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,878 WHY DON'T WE BOTH JUST GO? 193 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,681 OKAY. 194 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,149 ARE YOU READY? 195 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,886 Mm-hmm. 196 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,088 WELL, LET'S GO. 197 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,723 WHERE ARE WE GOIN'? 198 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,759 DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM FOR LATER. 199 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,361 OKAY. 200 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,231 COME ON. 201 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,701 ANDY? 202 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,102 WHERE ARE YOU BOYS GOING? 203 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,705 WE THOUGHT WE'D RUN DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE 204 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,807 AND GET SOME ICE CREAM FOR LATER. 205 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,175 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUN DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE 206 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,410 AS IF IT COULDN'T WAIT? 207 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,245 THAT'S JUST WHAT THE PREACHER 208 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,114 WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS MORNING. 209 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,849 IT SEEMS NOTHING CAN WAIT. 210 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,752 EVERYTHING IS RUSH, RUSH, RUSH. 211 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,858 HEY, ANDY. 212 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,727 HEY, GOMER. 213 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,094 HEY, AUNT BEE. HEY, GOMER. 214 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,696 HEY, BARNEY. HEY, GOMER. 215 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,097 WHERE ARE YOU HEADED? 216 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,233 I THOUGHT I'D RUN OVER TO MY COUSIN GOOBER'S 217 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,835 AND WATCH HIM WASH HIS CAR. 218 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,302 THERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE -- 219 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,971 RUN, RUN, RUN. 220 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,007 EXACTLY WHAT DR. BREENE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS MORNING. 221 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,744 PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO RELAX. 222 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,311 SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT? 223 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,412 SHE IS. 224 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,982 SIT DOWN, GOMER. 225 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:29,022 CRAZY, I GUESS I JUST WASN'T THINKIN'. 226 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,428 REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO HAVE THEM BAND CONCERTS 227 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,965 LIKE DR. BREENE WAS TALKING ABOUT? 228 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,002 OH, YES, THAT WAS RELAXING, WASN'T IT? 229 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:47,274 SITTING AROUND SUNDAY EVENING, LISTENING TO MUSIC. 230 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,944 I'M KINDA SORRY WE DON'T HAVE THE TOWN BAND ANYMORE. 231 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,113 I SURE WISH WE HAD IT AGAIN. 232 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,482 YEAH. 233 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,984 ANDY? 234 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,151 HMM? 235 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,920 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD? 236 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,254 COULD WHAT? 237 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,190 ORGANIZE THE BAND AGAIN? 238 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,893 I DON'T KNOW. 239 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,261 BET YOU COULD IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. 240 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,498 YOU KNOW, THE BOYS MIGHT ENJOY GETTIN' TOGETHER AGAIN. 241 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,000 OF COURSE THEY WOULD. 242 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,935 UNIFORMS NEED A BIT REPAIRIN', 243 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,138 BUT I COULD CALL CLARA AND SHE COULD HELP ME FIX 'EM UP. 244 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,107 WELL, I'D HAVE TO GET THE BOYS TOGETHER. 245 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,541 WELL, FINE. 246 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,344 THE BANDSTAND'S LAYIN' OVER THERE IN A JUNK HEAP. 247 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,079 IT'LL NEED SOME CARPENTERIN'. 248 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,881 I'LL LEND YOU A HAND. 249 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,118 WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT GETTIN' UP A BAND CONCERT BY TONIGHT! 250 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,986 WHY NOT IF WE ALL PITCH IN? 251 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,522 GOMER AND ME WILL GET STARTED ON THE STAND! 252 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,090 I'LL BORROW SOME TOOLS. 253 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,359 WE COULD GET STARTED ON THE UNIFORMS. 254 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,362 I'LL JUST GO OUT THE GARAGE AND GET MY HORN. 255 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,563 WELL, LET'S GO! 256 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,432 COME ON, LET'S GO SEE GOOBER. 257 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,168 WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A BAND CONCERT -- 258 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,803 TONIGHT! 259 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,260 BANDSTAND'S GONNA BE A LOT MORE WORK THAN WE THOUGHT. 260 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,462 IF WE STICK WITH IT, WE CAN GET IT DONE, 261 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,198 THEN WE'LL JUST HAUL HER OVER TO THE TOWN SQUARE. 262 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,566 WHAT YOU GOT? 263 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,569 THAT'S A POSTER I MADE UP TO PUT ON THE SQUAD CAR. 264 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,404 YOU KNOW, LET FOLKS KNOW. 265 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,139 YEAH! 266 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,009 "CONCERT TONIGHT -- RELAX TO MUSIC UNDER THE STARS." 267 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,078 YOU LIKE THAT? I MADE THAT UP. 268 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,512 GOOD, GOOD. 269 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,316 IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE CLOUDIN' UP, THOUGH. 270 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:41,421 WELL, I COULD CHANGE IT TO "MUSIC UNDER THE CLOUDS." 271 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,557 "MUSIC UNDER THE SKY"? 272 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,895 WELL, IT'S OUTDOORS, THAT'S OBVIOUS. 273 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:51,899 HOW ABOUT I JUST LEAVE THAT PART OUT ALTOGETHER? 274 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,034 WHAT DO YOU GOT LEFT HERE? 275 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,437 YOU GOT "CONCERT TONIGHT -- RELAX TO." 276 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,439 HOW ABOUT JUST "CONCERT TONIGHT"? 277 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,442 WHEN THEY HEAR THE MUSIC THEY'LL KNOW IT'S A CONCERT. 278 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,045 AND THEY'LL KNOW IT'S TONIGHT, TOO, RIGHT? 279 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,179 RIGHT. 280 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,480 FORGET THE POSTER? 281 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,450 I WOULD. 282 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,651 HEY, ANDY. 283 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,386 HEY, GOMER, DID YOU GET GOOBER? 284 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,056 GOOBER WOULDN'T COME, BUT HE BORROWED US THESE TOOLS. 285 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,657 I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN USE 'EM. 286 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,593 HE DON'T WANT NO STRANGERS USIN' 'EM, ONLY A RELATIVE. 287 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,162 OH, BROTHER. 288 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,463 NO, IT DON'T HAVE TO BE. 289 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,132 IT CAN BE A COUSIN LIKE ME. 290 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,433 I MEANT -- OH, SKIP IT. 291 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,035 WHY WOULDN'T GOOBER COME? 292 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,636 IS HE STILL WASHING HIS CAR? 293 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,171 UH-HUH. I BEGGED HIM TO, 294 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,106 BUT HIM AND HIS MA IS GONNA GO VISITING, 295 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,508 AND HE SAID HE WOULDN'T PUT HIS MA IN A DIRTY CAR. 296 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,044 JUST LIKE DR. BREENE SAID, 297 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,312 EVERYTHING'S RUSH, RUSH, RUSH, RUSH, RUSH. 298 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,580 GOOBER SAYS HEY, THOUGH. 299 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,015 HEY TO GOOBER. 300 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,516 GRAB AHOLD, GOMER. LEND US A HAND. 301 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,118 GRAB AHOLD OF WHAT? 302 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,987 WELL, WE GOT TO PROP UP THE TIMBERS 303 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,621 AND GET THE SAG OUT OF THE MIDDLE. 304 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,324 YEAH, IF SHE'S GONNA GO, THAT'S WHERE SHE'S GONNA GO. 305 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,193 WE GOT TO CRAWL UNDER THERE SOMEHOW 306 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,528 AND HEAVE UP ON THE TIMBERS AND WEDGE THIS IN. 307 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,697 WHY DON'T WE USE A JACK? WE GOT ONE IN THE CAR. 308 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,300 BARN, THAT'S AN INSPIRATION. 309 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,103 HERE, I GOT TO GO SEE 310 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,239 HOW AUNT BEE'S COMIN' WITH THE UNIFORMS. 311 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,241 TAKE CHARGE HERE. 312 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,477 OKAY, GOMER, YOU HEARD WHAT ANDY SAID. 313 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,479 I'M IN CHARGE. LET'S GET CUTTIN'. 314 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,382 YOU CRAWL IN UNDER THERE AND I'LL GO GET THE JACK. 315 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,484 RIGHT. 316 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,686 IT'S DAMP UNDER THERE. 317 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,621 COULD BE SPIDERS. 318 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,962 NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE'S SPIDERS UNDER THERE? 319 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,564 'CAUSE IF I WAS A SPIDER, THAT'S WHERE I'D GO. 320 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,034 GOMER, THERE'S NO SPIDERS UNDER THERE. 321 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,302 NOW LET'S GET MOVIN'. 322 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,004 I DON'T KNOW. 323 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,739 IT SURE LOOKS SPIDERY TO ME. 324 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,708 THERE'S NO SPIDERS UNDER THERE! 325 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,410 NOW WILL YOU STOP WORRYIN'?! 326 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,678 LOOK, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR AIN'T WE? 327 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,982 WE ALL AGREED WE WANTED TO HAVE A BAND CONCERT TONIGHT. 328 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,451 IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU JUST STAND AROUND. 329 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,286 BUT, BARNEY -- 330 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,591 GOMER, GET DOWN THERE WITH THEM SPIDERS AND START WORKIN'! 331 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,106 WELL, I'M BACK. 332 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,209 OH, ANDY. 333 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,345 SOMEBODY I KNOW UNDER THERE? 334 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,679 CAN I GO, PA? 335 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,548 I'M TIRED OF BEING THE TAILOR'S DUMMY. 336 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,251 IN A LITTLE WHILE. BE JUST A LITTLE PATIENT. 337 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,287 I GOT YOU ANOTHER SEWING MACHINE AT LOUISE PALMER'S. 338 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,389 GOOD, I HOPE IT WILL DO SOME GOOD. 339 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,657 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 340 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,725 THESE UNIFORMS ARE IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, 341 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,627 BUT WE'LL DO THE BEST WE CAN. 342 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,429 YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE? 343 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,598 I GOT TO GET BACK TO BAND PRACTICE. 344 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,666 NO, NO. GO ON. 345 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,301 CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME. 346 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,803 BEE, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO RESTITCH 347 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,605 EVERY ONE OF THESE SEAMS. 348 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,075 CHEAP THREAD, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 349 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,610 AND WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? MILDEW. 350 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,746 YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT MILDEW. 351 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,184 DON'T BLAME ME FOR THE CONDITION THE UNIFORMS ARE IN. 352 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,286 I DIDN'T STORE THEM, YOU KNOW. 353 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,553 WELL, NEITHER DID I. 354 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,821 I DIDN'T SAY YOU DID, 355 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,790 BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY WORK DONE 356 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,126 IF WE STAND AROUND ARGUING LIKE THIS. 357 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,627 I HAVE BEEN WORKING, 358 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,462 BUT I CAN'T PERFORM A MIRACLE! 359 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,298 CAN I GO NOW, AUNT BEE? 360 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,565 NO, YOU CANNOT! 361 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,766 NOW STAND STILL. 362 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,104 MILDEW! 363 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:21,274 [ PLAYING "THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ" OFF 364 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,451 HOLD IT, BOYS. 365 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,519 HOLD IT, FELLAS. 366 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,786 HOLD IT! 367 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,757 BOY, I KNEW WE WAS OUT OF PRACTICE, 368 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,693 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WE WAS THAT MUCH OUT OF PRACTICE. 369 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,396 LUTHER, YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE NOW AND THEN. 370 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,365 WHAT SAY? 371 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,534 I SAY YOU'RE LATE! 372 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,768 YOU'RE DRAGGIN'! 373 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,704 YEAH, IT SOUNDED REAL GOOD TO ME, TOO. 374 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,475 NO, LUTHER, IT WAS OFF. IT WAS WAY OFF. 375 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,776 HOW'S THAT? 376 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,844 IT WAS OFF! 377 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,712 YES. 378 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,650 NOW, LET'S TRY TO GET TOGETHER THIS TIME. 379 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,717 LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN, 380 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,286 AND LET'S DO IT BETTER. 381 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,654 WHAT'D YOU SAY, ANDY? 382 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,156 I SAID LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN, 383 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,857 AND THIS TIME, LET'S DO IT BETTER! 384 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,826 YES, IT SOUNDED REAL GOOD TO ME. 385 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,728 READY? 386 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,298 1, 2, 3, PLAY. 387 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:22,169 [ PLAYING "THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ" OFF 388 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,612 HOLD IT. 389 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,780 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 390 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,415 HOLD IT. 391 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,449 HOLD IT. 392 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,219 LUTHER, HOLD IT!! 393 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,253 HUH? 394 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,621 WHAT'D YOU SAY, ANDY? 395 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,256 WHAT'D YOU STOP US FOR? 396 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,525 WE WAS GOING REAL GOOD THAT TIME. 397 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,827 WE GOT THE SPIRIT, ALL RIGHT. 398 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,863 WE JUST GOT TO GET TOGETHER ON THE TUNE. 399 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,732 I'M TOGETHER. IT'S HIM. 400 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,268 DON'T TELL ME! I'M PLAYING WHAT'S WROTE HERE. 401 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,170 YOU READ THE NOTES! YOU READ 'EM! 402 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,739 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT, BOYS. 403 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,574 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT, BOYS. 404 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,310 HOLD IT. LOOK, BOYS, HOLD IT! 405 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,514 I TOLD YOU BEFORE WE STARTED THAT WE COULDN'T DO IT. 406 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,382 I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD ME, CLARA. 407 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,318 BUT IT DIDN'T HURT TO TRY, DID IT? 408 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,620 IF YOU ASK ME, IT WAS JUST A WASTE OF TIME. 409 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,854 WELL, I DON'T THINK SO. 410 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,956 LADIES, LADIES, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 411 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,592 IT'S NO USE, THESE UNIFORMS ARE TOO FAR GONE. 412 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,793 LOOK AT THIS. 413 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,329 AND THE OTHERS ARE EVEN WORSE. 414 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,331 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 415 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,233 I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD ME, CLARA! 416 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,968 WE WORKED AND WORKED, BUT WE JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 417 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,371 OH. WELL, THAT'S A SHAME, BOYS. 418 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,240 IT LOOKS LIKE NO UNIFORMS. 419 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,874 I WISH I'D HAVE KNOWN, ANDY. 420 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,876 I SURE CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT A UNIFORM. 421 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,878 YOU SURE CAN'T PLAY WITH ONE. 422 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,448 NOW HOLD IT. HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 423 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,983 PIPE DOWN, GOMER, JUST PIPE DOWN. 424 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,918 IT WAS YOU AND YOUR JACK. 425 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,620 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 426 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,290 DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT BAD NEWS, TOO. 427 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,259 OH, IT'S ABOUT THE BANDSTAND. 428 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,593 WHAT ABOUT IT? 429 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,228 YOU TELL HIM. YOU DID IT! 430 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,329 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! 431 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,597 YOU AND GOOBER'S HAMMER! 432 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,898 IT WAS YOU AND YOUR JACK. 433 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,833 I TOLD YOU I HEARD SOMETHING -- 434 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,669 WHAT HAPPENED? 435 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,004 WE WAS UNDER THERE, AND YOU KNOW HOW DARK IT IS? 436 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,606 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HIT, 437 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,908 BUT IT MUST'VE BEEN HOLDING UP THE WHOLE SHEBANG. 438 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,678 I DIDN'T GO TO HIT NOTHIN'. I TOOK A WHACK AT A SPIDER. 439 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,247 I TOLD YOU THERE WERE SPIDERS UNDER THERE. 440 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,584 ANYWAYS, IT BEGAN TO CREAK AND RUMBLE, AND THEN -- PBBHHT. 441 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,851 THE WHOLE THING? 442 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,724 ANY CHANCE OF PROPPIN' IT UP AGAIN? 443 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:28,461 IT'S A WHOLE DAY'S WORK, AND I'M TOO POOPED TO START. 444 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,463 WELL, I'M TOO POOPED, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 445 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,699 AND I DON'T SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAND CONCERT 446 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,933 WITHOUT A BANDSTAND. 447 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,935 Aunt Bee: AND THEY'LL HAVE NO UNIFORMS. 448 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,438 Clara: I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ANY UNIFORMS. 449 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,839 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 450 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,274 NOW HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 451 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,343 HOLD IT, EVERYBODY! HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 452 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,844 WE CAN STILL PRACTICE. 453 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,279 PRACTICE? 454 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,381 OH, READY TO GO AGAIN, ANDY? YEAH! 455 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,484 [ PLAYS "THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ" OFF 456 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,906 WELL, NOBODY CAN SAY 457 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,876 WE DIDN'T AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE A CONCERT. 458 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:21,648 NO, THEY SURE CAN'T SAY THAT. 459 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,416 SPIDER BITE. 460 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,984 I DON'T WANNA SEE NO SPIDER BITES! 461 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,520 NOW, DON'T YOU ALL START THAT AGAIN! 462 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,964 WELL, GOOD EVENING, FOLKS. 463 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,600 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T GET UP. 464 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,834 YOU LOOK SO COMFORTABLE. 465 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,770 I SAID I'D STOP BY ON MY WAY BACK 466 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,572 AND HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH YOU, 467 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,508 BUT NOW I'M AFRAID I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 468 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,942 OH, WHAT A SHAME! 469 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:54,113 IT LOOKS AS IF MY SERMON THIS MORNING HAD SOME EFFECT. 470 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,648 HOW'S THAT? 471 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,651 WELL, LOOK AT YOU ALL, SO NICE AND RELAXED -- 472 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,487 A PICTURE OF CONTENTMENT. 473 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,358 YES, YOU ALL LOOK AS SERENE AND RELAXED AS IF, 474 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,527 WELL, AS IF YOU'D JUST FINISHED LISTENING 475 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,961 TO A PLEASANT BAND CONCERT. 476 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,130 YES! WELL, GOOD, GOOD. 477 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,532 I'M HAPPY TO SEE IT. 478 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,100 IF YOU FOLKS WILL EXCUSE ME, 479 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,569 I HAVE TO RUSH BACK TO NEW YORK NOW. 480 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,670 GOODBYE AGAIN. 481 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,439 GOODBYE. BYE. BYE. 482 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,640 OH, REVEREND? 483 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:22,775 WE AIN'T RELAXED. 484 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,777 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE POOPED. 485 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,679 YOU SEE, WE TRIED TO ORGANIZE -- 486 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,947 GOMER! 487 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,616 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 488 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,551 OH, NOTHING, REVEREND. 489 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,054 GOMER WAS, UH, GOMER WAS JUST SAYIN', UH, 490 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,889 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? 491 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,491 OH. 492 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,427 YES, YES! 493 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,565 'BYE, REVEREND. 494 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,099 'BYE. GOODBYE. 495 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,568 WE'LL SEE YOU. 496 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,870 YES. 34716

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