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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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Man: LATEST REPORTS
ON THE DARING HOLDUP
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INDICATE THAT
THE FOUR BANDITS HAVE SPLIT UP.
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STATE POLICE ARE MOVING
IN ON TWO OF THE GANG
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HOLED UP IN AN ABANDONED BARN
NEAR ROUTE 43,
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ABOUT FIVE MILES
FROM THE COUNTY LINE.
HOWDY, BARN.
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SHH!SHH!SHH!
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HERE IS A BULLETIN
JUST HANDED ME.
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TWO OF THE HOLDUP GANG
HAVE BEEN CAPTURED.
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HOORAY!
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POLICE CHIEF BENSON
HAS STATED
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THE PAIR WILL BE TAKEN
FOR TEMPORARY CUSTODY
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TO THE JAIL
OF THE MAYBERRY COURTHOUSE.
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AND NOW BACK TO...
WHAT WAS THAT?
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HE SAID MAYBERRY.
THEY'RE BRINGIN' 'EM HERE.
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DO YOU HEAR
THAT, ANDY?
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THEY'RE BRINGIN'
'EM HERE.
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I'M GOIN' OUT TO
THE FILLIN' STATION
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AND TELL WALLY.
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YOU BETTER RUN ON,
TOO.
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GEE, PA,
CAN'T I STAY?
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NO, YOU'LL JUST BE
UNDERFOOT. NOW, GO ON.
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Gomer:
OPIE, YOU CAN
GO WITH ME.
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Opie: OKAY.
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WELL, WELL, WELL!
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SO WE'RE GONNA
HAVE VISITORS.
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LOOKS LIKE.
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WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING--
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THOSE TWO HOODS ARE
IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE
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WHEN THEY GET HERE.
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THEY'RE GONNA COME IN
HERE EXPECTIN' TO FIND
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SOME SMALL-TOWN,
TWO-BIT LOCKUP --
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A RINKY-DINK CLUBHOUSE.
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WELL, THEY'RE GONNA
FIND OUT DIFFERENT.
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WHAT DO YOU
GOT IN MIND?
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I'M GONNA SHOW 'EM
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WE'RE ON OUR TOES OUT HERE,
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THAT THE MAYBERRY JAIL
MATCHES ANY BIG-TIME PEN
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THEY'VE EVER SERVED TIME IN.
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BARNEY, THERE'S
NO NEED...
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FIRST OF ALL,
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WE'RE GONNA GET RID
OF ALL THESE EXTRA FRILLS.
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WE GIVE 'EM JUST WHAT
THEY GET IN THE BIG HOUSE:
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ONE COT, ONE BLANKET,
ONE CRACKED MIRROR, PERIOD.
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WELL, I GUESS
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WE COULD TAKE SOME
OF THAT STUFF OUT--
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THE DOILIES
NEED WASHIN'.
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I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
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I SAID THIS BEFORE
AND I REPEAT IT NOW.
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WHAT WE REALLY NEED
AROUND HERE
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IS AN EXTRA DEPUTY.
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WELL...
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NOW, ANDY, THINGS
LIKE THIS COME UP
ALL THE TIME.
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WE NEED EXTRA HELP.
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WHO YOU GOT IN MIND?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'LL LOOK AROUND, FIND
A GOOD, SHARP CANDIDATE.
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BUT DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT IT, NOW.
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HE'S GONNA BE
MY ASSISTANT.
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YOU LET ME
WORRY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, THESE PRISONERS WILL
PROBABLY JUST BE HERE OVERNIGHT.
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ANDY, PLEASE.
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MY PROBLEM.
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HOWDY, BARN.
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ANDY.
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WHAT'S UP?
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NOTHING...
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EXCEPT OUR NUMBER THREE MAN
IS HERE TO REPORT FOR DUTY.
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YOU GOT SOMEBODY?
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WHO'D YOU GET?
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DEPUTY! FRONT AND CENTER!
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HUT!
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HUT... HUT...
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HALT, STOP THERE.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HEY, GOMER.
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PRETTY SHARP, HUH?
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YEAH.
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UH, GOMER, WOULD
YOU EXCUSE US
JUST A MINUTE?
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BARNEY?
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GOMER?
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WORKIN' 'ROUND
THE JAILHOUSE?
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NOT GOMER.
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OH, ANDY,
NOW, LOOK--
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I KNOW
HE'S GREEN
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AND HE'S RAW,
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BUT I CAN
BRING HIM ALONG.
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I'VE GOT HIM ON
A CRASH PROGRAM.
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HE'S LEARNED A LOT
FROM ME ALREADY.
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NOT GOMER.
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ANDY,
WATCH THIS,
JUST WATCH.
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DEPUTY, TEN-HUT!
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WHISTLE!
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TICKET BOOK!
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PEN-CIL!
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HUH?
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NICE, BARNEY,
VERY NICE.
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NICE, GOMER,
VERY NICE.
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SHERIFF?
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Andy: OH, MORNIN',
LIEUTENANT.
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GOT SOME
CUSTOMERS FOR YOU.
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GOOD.
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PLAINCLOTHES MEN
ARE COMIN' OVER
FROM MEMPHIS
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TO PICK 'EM UP.
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BE HERE
THIS AFTERNOON
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OR IN THE MORNIN'.
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FINE.
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I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE.
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THEY'RE
PRETTY BUSHED.
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BRING THEM IN.
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ALL RIGHT,
BRING 'EM IN.
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RIGHT OVER HERE.
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HEY THERE,
HOW ARE YE?
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DON'T FRATERNIZE
WITH THE PRISONERS!
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THEY'RE ALL YOURS, SHERIFF.
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THAT DOES IT.
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NOT QUITE,
SHERIFF.
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BARNEY...
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PLEASE, ANDY.
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NOW, MEN, THERE
ARE A FEW THINGS
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WE OUGHT TO GET
STRAIGHTENED OUT
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RIGHT AT THE START TO
AVOID ANY GRIEF LATER ON.
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NOW, HERE AT THE ROCK
WE HAVE TWO BASIC RULES.
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MEMORIZE THEM SO THAT YOU CAN
SAY THEM IN YOUR SLEEP.
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THE FIRST RULE IS:
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OBEY ALL RULES.
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SECONDLY, DO NOT WRITE
ON THE WALLS
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AS IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK
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TO ERASE WRITING OFF OF WALLS.
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AS WE TELL ALL MEN
WHEN THESE GATES
SHUT BEHIND 'EM
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YOU'RE STARTING
A NEW LIFE.
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IF YOU'RE WISE,
YOU'LL BEGIN REHABILITATION...
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BARNEY?
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NOW, BARNEY,
I GOT TO GO OUT
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AND LOOK FOR THE TWO
THAT'S STILL LOOSE.
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NOW, PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY
AWAY FROM THE PRISONERS.
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YOU GOT NOTHIN'
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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MAKE GOMER STAY
AWAY FROM 'EM, TOO.
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ANDY, I TOLD YOU
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THE MAYBERRY JAIL
IS GONNA BE RUN
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AS SECURE AS THE
BIG HOUSE ITSELF.
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HI, BARN, HOW'S EVERYTHIN'?
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SMOOTH AS CLOCKWORK.
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I FINALLY GOT
THROUGH TO 'EM
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THAT AROUND HERE
ORDERS IS ORDERS.
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OOPS, TIME
FOR MEALTIME FORMATION.
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO HANDLE 'EM--
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STRICT ROUTINE.
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OH.
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WHERE'S GOMER?
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I GOT HIM
STATIONED OUTSIDE.
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COME HERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
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YOU HAD HIM
STATIONED OUTSIDE.
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I DO...
YOU GIVE UP?
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YEAH.
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I GOT HIM UP THERE
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MANNIN' THE
BLOCKHOUSE LOOKOUT.
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LOOK.
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THAT'S YOUR
LOOKOUT, HUH?
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WHAT HE GOT:
EYES IN THE BOTTOM
OF HIS FEET?
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Barney: GOMER! GOMER,
ATTENTION UP THERE!
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FOR PETE'S
SAKE, GOMER!
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HEY, ANDY! HEY, BARN!
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I DROPPED MY GUN.
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GOMER, YOU GOT
TO BE MORE CAREFUL.
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DROPPIN' YOUR GUN LIKE THAT,
YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY.
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WELL, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO.
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WELL...
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LOOK AT ALL THIS
CHRISTMAS MESS, BARNEY.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO CLEAN THIS UP.
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I WILL!
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RIGHT NOW THERE'S
MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO DO.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE WATCHIN'.
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WHY, I'VE BEEN,
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AND I'VE SEEN
SOME REAL SIGHTS.
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PETE DOOLEY'S TRUCK
SPLASHED MUD
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ALL OVER
MISS FLETCHER,
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AND I SEEN
VIOLA McCONCKER
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SNEAK OUT
BY HER BARN
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AND HAVE A DIP
OF SNUFF
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AND SULA SOLLY AND
HER LITTLE BOY...
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THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE,
GOMER, THAT'S FINE.
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WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN UP
THESE LIGHT BULBS HERE?
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WE CAN USE 'EM
NEXT CHRISTMAS.
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AND TAKE THAT GUN
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
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I DON'T GET IT, DOC,
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YOU GOIN' ALONG
WITH THAT HICK DEPUTY
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AND THE MARCHING
AND THE WHISTLE
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AND ALL THAT
JERKY STUFF.
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JUST PLAYIN'
IT SMART, TINY.
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LET HIM THINK
HE'S A BIG SHOT.
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LEAD HIM ON
FAR ENOUGH,
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AND THAT HICK
DEPUTY'S GONNA BE
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OUR FREE PASS
OUT OF HERE.
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UH-HUH.
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YOU'RE SURE, NOW?
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OKAY, I'LL GET
RIGHT UP THERE.
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I GOT TO GO UP TO
CARTER FRENCH'S PLACE.
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SAID HE SAW TWO MEN.
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LOOK, BARNEY...
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DON'T GIVE IT
A THOUGHT, ANDY.
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EVERYTHING IS A-OKAY.
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YES, SIR, THEY SURE
RUN THIS PLACE
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TIGHTER THAN EVEN
THE STATE PEN.
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HUH?
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OH, OH,
SURE.
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EXCEPT
FOR ONE THING...
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WHAT?
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THE SHAKEDOWN.
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WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR HOURS --
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NOT ONE SHAKEDOWN.
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SHAKEDOWN?
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YOU KNOW--
ALL PRISONERS OUT
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WHILE THE SCREWS MAKE
A SURPRISE INSPECTION
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OF THE MATTRESSES
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FOR GUNS AND KNIVES
AND THINGS.
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OH, WELL, GUESS YOU
CAN'T EXPECT THEM
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TO KNOW THOSE THINGS
OUT HERE IN THE STICKS.
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CAN'T EXPECT THEM TO
KNOW ABOUT A SHAKEDOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, SHAKEDOWN!
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SHAKEDOWN.
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LET'S GO,
EVERYBODY OUT.
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COME ON, MOVE!
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LET'S GO.
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SHAKEDOWN TIME.
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IT'S SHAKEDOWN TIME
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FOR GUNS
AND KNIVES.
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NOT THAT I'D THINK
YOU BOYS WOULD BE
FOOLISH ENOUGH
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TO TRY ANYTHING HERE
AT THE ROCK
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BUT WE DON'T TAKE NO CHANCES.
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YES, SIR, YOU GOT TO GET UP
PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORN...
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DOC?
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TINY?
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00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,088
GUYS?
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GOMER!
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SARAH!
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SARAH, MAYDAY, MAYDAY.
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COME ON, SARAH.
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OH, UH, NOTHING, SARAH.
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NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT "PAYDAY."
244
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,201
HI, ANDY.
245
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,943
HOW'D THEY GET LOOSE?
246
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,612
UH, WHILE I WAS
CONDUCTING MY
SHAKEDOWN AND...
247
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,214
I TOLD THEM
NOT TO LEAVE.
248
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,382
IT WAS THEIR FAULT.
249
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,117
A CLEAR CASE
OF DISOBEDIENCE
250
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,586
AND IT OUGHT TO GO
RIGHT ON THEIR RECORDS.
251
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,455
BARNEY, WE CAN'T
HAVE THIS.
252
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,591
IT'S A GOOD THING
I WAS STILL OUT THERE.
253
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,359
THEY COULD HAVE GOT
CLEAN AWAY.
254
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,928
WELL, IT WON'T
HAPPEN AGAIN
255
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,429
I PROMISE YOU THAT.
256
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,932
YOU SEE THAT IT DON'T.
257
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,051
SO THAT'S THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE, HUH?
258
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:15,923
ALL RIGHT, JUST FOR THAT,
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
259
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081
WHAT'S GOING ON?
260
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,486
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO TOUCH THIS KEY!
261
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,588
ONLY AUTHORIZED
PERSONNEL.
262
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,590
SMART ALECKS.
263
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,200
THERE'S GOMER'S GUN.
264
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,271
NOW, BARNEY, I'M NOT
GOING TO HAVE TIME
265
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,739
TO GO AFTER THE OTHER TWO
266
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,275
IF I HAVE TO KEEP
CATCHING THESE SAME TWO
267
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,943
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
268
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,126
Andy:
WELL, GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS IT.
269
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,361
YOU KNOW, SHERIFF,
COMING DOWN HERE,
270
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,031
WE GOT THE IDEA THAT
IF THE MAYBERRY JAIL
271
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,566
LOOKED LIKE JUST ANOTHER
SMALL-TOWN LOCKUP,
272
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,401
THOSE OTHER TWO
MIGHT BE TEMPTED
273
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,569
TO COME INTO TOWN
274
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,504
TO TRY AND SPRING
THEIR BUDDIES LOOSE.
275
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,641
AND YOUR JAIL SURE DOES LOOK
LIKE AN EASY MARK, SHERIFF...
276
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,009
NO OFFENSE INTENDED.
277
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,078
YOU MEAN, YOU WANT
TO USE OUR PLACE
278
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,779
AS KIND OF A...
KIND OF A TRAP?
279
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,748
WELL, WE'D HAVE
THE EDGE ON THEM
280
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,583
BETWEEN US
AND YOUR DEPUTIES.
281
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,186
YOU DO HAVE
SOME HELP, DON'T YOU?
282
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,122
WELL, NOW,
ABOUT THAT...
283
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,760
WELL, WHAT
MAKES YOU THINK
THE OTHER TWO
284
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,628
WILL TRY TO
BUST THEIR
BUDDIES LOOSE?
285
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,397
BECAUSE IT'S THEIR WAY.
286
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,532
SEE, THEY TRIED IT
A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE.
287
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,234
THEY REALLY OPERATE
LIKE A TEAM.
288
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,170
OH, WELL.
289
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,105
WELL, LET'S
GIVE IT A TRY.
290
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,458
SEE-- THEY'RE
STILL THERE.
291
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,559
GOOD.
292
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,261
I TOLD YOU
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
293
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,696
NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT.
294
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,099
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
295
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,666
WE'RE WASTING YOU
DOWN HERE.
296
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,236
WHERE WE REALLY NEED YOU
IS UP ON THE ROOF.
297
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,771
ON THE ROOF?
GOMER'S ON THE ROOF.
298
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,740
I KNOW, BUT LIKE
YOU SAY, HE'S GREEN
299
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,575
AND HE COULD REALLY
LEARN A LOT
300
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,577
WITH A TRAINED MAN
UP THERE WITH HIM.
301
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,678
WELL, I KNOW...
302
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,515
AND WHEN I NEED YOU,
YOU BE READY.
303
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,594
YEAH,
THIS OUGHT TO DO.
304
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,296
MORLEY AND I CAN COVER
FROM HERE
305
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,365
IF YOU'LL TAKE
THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE STREET.
306
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,366
FINE.
307
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,767
EVERYTHING SET INSIDE?
308
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,801
ALL SET.
309
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,069
ALL RIGHT.
310
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,851
YOU SURE THE BOYS
ARE IN THERE, HUH?
311
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520
I WALKED BY ABOUT
AN HOUR AGO--
THEY'RE THERE.
312
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,821
THE JOINT'S A PUSHOVER.
313
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,723
JUST TWO RUBES
HANGING AROUND IT.
314
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,824
WELL, LET'S GO.
315
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,126
WAIT.
316
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,761
LET'S CASE IT.
317
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,596
ALL RIGHT.
318
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,271
I THINK THIS FINISHES UP
ALL THE LIGHT BULBS.
319
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,307
SOMETHING'S GOING ON,
I CAN JUST SMELL IT.
320
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,578
OH, THAT'S JUST WIND
BLOWING FROM THE DINER.
321
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,214
THEY GOT CORNED BEEF
AND CABBAGE ON TUESDAYS.
322
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947
That's them!
323
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,282
That's who?
324
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,583
The other two crooks.
325
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,885
They're trying to
bust out their buddies.
326
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,354
Shazam!
327
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,822
We better call
the police.
328
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,458
We ar the police,
you and me.
329
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,294
That's right,
we are, aren't we?
330
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,430
I'm going
to need my bullet.
331
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,400
This is our chance.
332
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,536
I'm going down
and take 'em.
333
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,903
You cover me.
334
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,777
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD
SPREAD OUT A LITTLE,
335
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,579
MOVE DOWN TO THE CORNER
DOWN THERE.
336
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,580
RIGHT.
337
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,681
HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE!
338
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,949
ALL RIGHT,
GET THEM UP.
339
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,585
NOW, GET YOUR ARTILLERY
ON THE CRATE THERE.
340
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320
DON'T TURN AROUND.
341
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,658
MARCH.
342
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,226
ON THE MOVE.
343
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,206
NOW, GET IN HERE.
344
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,542
COME ON, COME ON.
345
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,844
LOOK, CALL
THE SHERIFF.
346
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,246
HE'LL IDENTIFY US.
347
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,481
MOVE!
348
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,515
MOVE.
349
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,716
GET YOUR HANDS UP.
350
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,386
KEEP THOSE HANDS UP
AND GO ON IN THERE.
351
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,654
ALL RIGHT, SIT DOWN, YOU.
352
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,590
Barney:
YOU, BACK ON THE COT.
353
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,694
GO ON, MOVE, MOVE.
354
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,932
HE'S GOT YOU, PETE.
355
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,335
Doc: NO SENSE TRYING TO
TALK HIM OUT OF IT.
356
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,736
THIS BIRD IS SHARP.
357
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,272
FACE IT--
HE'S GOT US ALL.
358
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,040
FREEZE, OPEN
THE DOOR.
359
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,542
HUH?
360
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,810
INSIDE, YOU.
361
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,492
WELL, DEPUTY,
I HOPE YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
362
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,461
INSTEAD OF
CAPTURING TWO MORE,
363
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,330
YOU'VE NOW LOST
ALL FOUR.
364
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,902
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
365
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,970
GOMER!
366
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,008
RUN!
367
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,312
MACHINE GUN!
THEY GOT A MACHINE GUN!
368
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,847
DON'T SHOOT.
369
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,284
ALL RIGHT, HOLD YOUR FIRE
UP THERE AND COME ON DOWN.
370
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,693
WELL, I'LL BE.
371
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,707
WHAT HAPPENED?
372
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,344
GREAT WORK, BARN,
YOUR SCHEME WORKED.
373
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,112
DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
TO FIRE A SHOT.
374
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,947
THE LIGHT BULBS
DID THE TRICK.
375
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,082
LIGHT BULBS?
376
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,484
I'LL EXPLAIN
IT LATER.
377
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,752
FIRST WE BETTER NOTIFY
THE STATE POLICE.
378
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,820
GREAT WORK, BARN.
379
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:18,137
NOW, MEN, I HOPE THIS
HAS TAUGHT YOU A LESSON.
380
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:25,044
YOU OLD TIMERS KNOW THIS, SO
THIS IS FOR THE NEW ARRIVALS--
381
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:29,816
HERE AT THE ROCK,
WE HAVE TWO BASIC RULES...
382
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,490
SEE THAT?
383
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,094
THAT'S GOOD.
384
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,964
READY? MM!
385
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,099
OH, HI, ANDY.
386
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,868
WHATCHA DOIN'?
387
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,003
OH, JUST KEEPING OURSELVES
RAZOR-SHARP
388
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,773
SO WE'LL BE READY AND FIT
FOR THE NEXT EMERGENCY.
389
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,875
YOU WANT TO SHOW ANDY
WHAT I SHOWED YOU?
390
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,076
YEAH.
OKAY.
391
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,077
WATCH THIS,
ANDY.
392
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,446
GO AHEAD.
393
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,880
GO!
394
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,960
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE
ONE OF THESE THINGS,
395
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,995
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS
CARRYING ONE!
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