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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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OH, HI THERE, KAREN.
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HELLO.
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DID YOU GET THAT NOTE
I PASSED TO YOU IN SCHOOL TODAY?
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YES, I GOT IT.
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WHEN FLOYD GAVE ME A HAIRCUT
LAST WEEK,
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HE SAID IT WOULDN'T BE LONG
BEFORE I'D BE SHAVING.
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SAY, KAREN,
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
THE INSIDE OF A REAL JAIL?
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BET YOU'D BE THE ONLY GIRL
IN TOWN WHO EVER DID.
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NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,
EXCEPT ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS,
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BUT I CAN FIX IT
WITH MY PAW.
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WELL...
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COME ON!
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Opie:
HI, PAW.
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HI, SON.
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THIS IS
KAREN BURGESS.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU DO,
KAREN BURGESS?
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HOW DO YOU DO,
SHERIFF?
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SHE'S NEVER SEEN THE
INSIDE OF A REAL JAIL.
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OH, OH...
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SHOW HER AROUND?
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I 'SPECT YOU KNOW THE LAYOUT
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ABOUT AS GOOD
AS ANYBODY THERE IS.
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WELL, UH...
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LET'S SEE...
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IF YOU'LL JUST STEP
OVER HERE, KAREN.
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NOW, THIS IS
OUR FILE CABINET
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WHERE WE KEEP ALL
OF OUR SECRET PAPERS.
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IF YOU'LL JUST STEP
OVER HERE, PLEASE.
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AND THIS IS OUR GUN RACK
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WHERE WE KEEP ALL OF
OUR OFFENSIVE WEAPONS.
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IF YOU'D JUST
FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
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AND THESE ARE OUR CELLS
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WHERE WE KEEP ALL KINDS
OF DESPERATE CRIMINALS.
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AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
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I THINK WE HAVE
SOMETHING OVER HERE
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YOU MIGHT BE
INTERESTED IN.
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SEE THAT DOOR
BACK THERE?
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WELL, THAT'S THE DOOR
I GO THROUGH
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WHEN I EMPTY OUT
THE TRASH BASKETS.
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'COURSE, EMPTYIN' TRASH
IS ONLY PART OF IT.
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MOST OF THE TIME
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WE'RE BUSY HUNTIN' DOWN
DESPERATE CRIMINALS.
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WHAT'S ON
TODAY, PAW?
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ANY ROADBLOCKS OR STAKEOUTS
OR 3
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OH, ABOUT THE ONLY
ACTION SO FAR
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MISS PURVIS CALLED ME
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TO GET HER CAT
OFF THE ROOF.
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BUT THAT COULD CHANGE ANY TIME.
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YOU BEEN AROUND
THE LAW GAME
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LONG ENOUGH
TO KNOW THAT.
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THIS PHONE COULD RING
ANY SECOND
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AND WE'D BE OUT BLOCKIN' ROADS
AND STAKIN' OUT
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AND 3-8ing AND 4-2ing
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
SHE GOES.
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SOMETIMES THIS PLACE
IS REALLY JUMPIN'.
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YOU JUST CAUGHT US
ON A SLOW DAY.
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I THINK I'D BETTER BE
GETTING HOME NOW.
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IT'S TIME FOR
MY PIANO LESSON.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
COME BACK ANY TIME.
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ANY FRIEND OF OPIE'S
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
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THANK YOU.
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SEE YA
LATER, OPE.
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10-4.
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SEE YOU LATER, PAW.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
CARRY YOUR BOOKS, KAREN?
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NO, THANKS,
THEY'RE NOT HEAVY.
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BYE-BYE.
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PAW?
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HMM?
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WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE
A WHOLE LOT
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THAT MEANS YOU
LOVE 'EM, DON'T IT?
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IT DEPENDS.
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WELL, WHEN
I'M WITH KAREN
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I GET A LUMP IN MY
THROAT, MY EARS RING
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AND MY KNEES GET
ALL SWIGGLY.
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DOES THAT MEAN
I'M IN LOVE?
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EITHER THAT OR YOU
GOT A REAL BAD CASE
OF THE MEASLES.
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PAW?
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MM
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IF I MARRY KAREN SOMEDAY
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HER NAME BECOMES
KAREN TAYLOR, DON'T IT?
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YEAH.
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AND ALL YOUR CHILDREN
BECOME TAYLORS, TOO.
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CHILDREN?
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I DON'T THINK WE'D HAVE
ANY CHILDREN, PAW.
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WE ALREADY KNOW PLENTY
OF KIDS TO PLAY WITH.
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WELL, 'COURSE, THAT'S UP TO YOU.
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PAW...
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HMM?
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HOW CAN I GET KAREN TO LIKE ME?
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'PEARS TO ME,
SHE LIKES YOU FINE.
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SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME
CARRY HER BOOKS.
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HOW CAN I GET HER TO LIKE ME?
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WELL, I GUESS THE BEST THING
TO DO WOULD BE
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JUST TREAT HER
AS NICE AS YOU CAN
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AND THEN AFTER THAT
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IT'S UP TO THE LOVE BUG AS TO
WHETHER HE'S GONNA BITE OR NOT.
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BUT, NOW, IF YOU KEEP ON
LIKIN' HER
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AND SHE DON'T LIKE YOU BACK
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WHY, I 'SPECT
YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
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'BOUT BEDTIME,
AIN'T IT?
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UH-HUH.
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YOU GO ON AND GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
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AND PUT THEM THOUGHTS
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OUT OF YOUR HEAD
FOR TONIGHT, OKAY?
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OKAY, PAW.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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G'NIGHT, PAW.
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PAW?
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HMM?
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SHE SURE IS PRETTY,
AIN'T SHE?
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SHE SURE IS.
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NIGHT, PAW.
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G'NIGHT.
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HI, OPIE.
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HI.
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HOW YA DOIN', OPE?
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:
OKAY, I GUESS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK'S
WRONG WITH HIM?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
SO DOWN.
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WELL, YOU KNOW KIDS.
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YEAH.
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WELL, HERE WE ARE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, LOUIE,
DROP THE GUN!
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HI, BARN.
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DROP THE GUN.
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YOU HAD ME, TOO.
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YEAH.
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HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH OPIE?
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HE'S MOPIN' AROUND
OUT THERE
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LIKE HE DIDN'T HAVE
A FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
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I 'SPECT THAT'S ABOUT
THE WAY HE FEELS.
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HE'S HAVING HIS FIRST EXPERIENCE
FALLIN' IN LOVE
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AND SHE WON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
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OH, HIS FIRST TASTE
OF THE OLD AMOUR,
TOUJOURS AMOUR?
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YEAH.
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WHAT ADVICE
YOU GIVING HIM?
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WHAT ADVICE
CAN I GIVE HIM?
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TOLD HIM TO
BE NICE TO HER.
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BE NICE?
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OH, COME ON, ANDY.
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NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.
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WHAT?
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NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.
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I KNOW,
I WENT THROUGH IT.
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LITTLE VICKY HARMS.
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I WASN'T NO BIGGER
THAN OPIE.
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I MET HER OVER
BY THE ICE CREAM PARLOR.
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STEPPED OUTSIDE ONE DAY
WITH MY RASPBERRY SNO-CONE
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AND THERE SHE WAS.
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AND SHE JUST
STOPPED ME COLD.
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HEAD TO FOOT,
I WAS JUST CLAMMY ALL OVER.
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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE.
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ICY CHILLS JUST RUN ALL OVER ME.
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SOUNDS TO ME MORE LIKE
YOUR SNO-CONE WAS LEAKIN'.
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BOY, I SURE DID LIKE HER.
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SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU BACK?
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OH, WELL, NO, IT
WASN'T THAT SO MUCH.
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I DON'T KNOW-- IT WAS MOSTLY
HER STUCK-UP ATTITUDE.
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I MEAN, SHE USED TO WALK
AROUND IN LONG CURLS
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AND PRINT DRESSES
AND PATENT LEATHER SHOES
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AND HER NOSE
UP IN THE AIR.
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BOY, SHE REALLY THOUGHT
SHE WAS HOT STUFF.
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WHY?
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OH, HER DADDY WAS
IN CIVIL SERVICE.
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BOY, IF I KNEW THEN
WHAT I KNOW NOW.
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SHE USED TO DO ONE THING
THAT REALLY USED TO BURN ME UP.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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YOU KNOW
HOW I LIKE
SNO-CONES.
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RASPBERRY.
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RIGHT-- THERE WASN'T
A DAY WENT BY
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THAT I DIDN'T OFFER THAT GIRL
A BITE OF MY SNO-CONE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SHE USED TO DO
EVERY SINGLE TIME?
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WHAT?
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SHE USED TO BITE OFF THE END,
SIP OUT ALL THE SYRUP
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AND LEAVE ME WITH NOTHIN'
BUT THE ICE.
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YEAH, ICE.
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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YEAH.
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TODAY YOU KNOW DIFFERENT.
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OH, ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
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LISTEN, IF I HAD A DATE
WITH VICKY HARMS TODAY
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AND I GOT MYSELF ALL SHAVED
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AND I WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE
WITH MY SNO-CONE
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'D DO?
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WHAT?
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THE MINUTE SHE OPENED THAT DOOR
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I'D BITE OFF THE END OF THE CONE
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SIP OUT THE SYRUP
AND HAND HER THE ICE.
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WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, BARN.
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IF I WAS VICKY HARMS
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AND A 35-YEAR-OLD MAN
COME UP TO MY HOUSE
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WITH A SNO-CONE IN HIS HAND
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I WOULDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE DOOR.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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HI, KAREN.
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WATCH THIS.
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00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,808
CAN YOU DO THIS?
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00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,210
YES, BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S VERY LADYLIKE.
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HI, OPIE.
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HI.
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WELL, HOWDY,
THELMA LOU, OPE.
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OH, HI, ANDY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS JUST WISHIN'?
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THAT I COULD FIND
SOME BIG STRONG FELLA
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TO HELP CARRY
MY PACKAGES.
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OPIE'D DO THAT
FOR YOU.
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OH, GOOD.
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WHEN I GET HOME,
I'M GONNA MAKE SOME BROWNIES
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AND I SURE COULD USE
A TEST PILOT.
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YOU MEAN
FUDGE BROWNIES?
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MM-HMM, TO GO
WITH MY HOMEMADE
PEACH ICE CREAM.
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WELL, HOW
'BOUT THAT?
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OPIE'D BE GLAD
TO GO WITH YOU.
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WOULDN'T YOU,
OPE?
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FINE, MR. FOLEY HAS
MY PACKAGES ALL READY.
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HE'S SURE LOVESICK,
ISN'T HE?
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YEAH.
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I 'SPECT YOUR
FUDGE BROWNIES
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MIGHT JUST PROVIDE
THE ANTIDOTE THOUGH.
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WHAT'S SAYIN',
THELMA LOU?
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SHALL WE HAVE
COFFEE NOW?
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00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,095
I'M SORRY, BARNEY,
I WON'T BE ABLE TO.
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I MADE SOME PLANS
WITH OPIE.
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WITH OPIE?
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00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,935
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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YOU HAVEN'T TASTED MY HOMEMADE
PEACH ICE CREAM, HAVE YOU?
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MM-MM.
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OPIE'S FEELIN' SAD.
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00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,178
KAREN TURNED HIM
DOWN AGAIN.
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THELMA LOU'S JUST TRYIN'
TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS.
240
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,983
OH.
241
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,151
WHICH DO YOU LIKE?
242
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,219
OH, I LIKE 'EM WITH
WALNUTS AND PECANS
243
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,055
AND I JUST LIKE
'EM PLAIN, TOO.
244
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,422
ME, TOO.
245
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,959
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I GUESS I'LL MAKE SOME PLAIN.
246
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,773
HI, ANGE.
247
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:46,840
HI.
248
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,243
COMIN' ALONG GOOD.
249
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,979
MMM.
250
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,513
IS OPE BACK?
251
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,215
I AIN'T SEEN HIM.
252
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,450
YOU SUPPOSE
HE'S STILL OVER
THELMA LOU'S?
253
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,853
NO, I DON'T EXPECT
HE'S STILL OVER THERE.
254
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,521
HE'S PROBABLY OUT
PLAYIN' BY NOW.
255
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,490
YEAH, I GUESS.
256
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,294
WELL, I THINK I'LL
CALL THELMA LOU UP
257
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,462
INVITE HER TO GO
FOR A LITTLE RIDE TONIGHT.
258
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,231
GONNA BE A MOON.
259
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,468
MAYBE WE'LL JUST GO UP
TO THE DUCK POND AND PARK.
260
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,939
LITTLE SMOOCHIN'
PARTY, HUH?
261
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,240
QUE SERA, SERA.
262
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,343
AS SOON AS I GET
THESE CLEANED UP
263
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,778
WE'LL DIVIDE THE BATTER
264
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,079
AND WE'LL MAKE HALF
WITH WALNUTS
265
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,380
AND HALF
WITH PECANS, OKAY?
266
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,415
OKAY.
267
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,820
WOULD YOU ANSWER IT
PLEASE, OPIE?
268
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,921
OH, SURE.
269
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,359
HI, PUSSYCAT.
270
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,094
Oh, hi, Barney.
271
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,230
YOU STILL THERE, OPE?
272
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,065
Let me speak to Thelma Lou.
273
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,399
HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.
274
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,168
ASK HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
275
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,570
WHAT DO YOU
WANT, BARNEY?
276
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,806
WELL...
277
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,377
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GO
FOR A LITTLE RIDE TONIGHT.
278
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,979
YOU GOING' RIDIN' TONIGHT?
279
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,480
ASK HER, ASK HER!
280
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,117
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO FOR A RIDE TONIGHT?
281
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,318
MIGHT BE FUN--
WHERE TO?
282
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,821
WHERE TO, BARN?
283
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,558
WELL, NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR...
284
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,860
JUST AROUND.
285
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,561
YOU MEAN AROUND IN CIRCLES?
286
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,064
ANYWHERE-- THE DUCK POND.
287
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,999
WHY GO TO THE DUCK POND
AT NIGHT?
288
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,534
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO SEE THE DUCKS.
289
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,904
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING
THIS.
290
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,305
THIS IS A PERSON-TO-PERSON CALL.
291
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,941
IT'S AS BAD AS OPENIN'
SOMEBODY ELSE'S MAIL.
292
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,209
LET ME SPEAK TO THELMA LOU.
293
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,544
HE REALLY WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.
294
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,180
YOU'RE DOIN' FINE.
295
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,483
ASK HIM AGAIN WHY HE WANTS
TO GO TO THE DUCK POND.
296
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,288
BARNEY, WHY DO YOU WANT
TO GO THE DUCK POND?
297
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,890
OH, NEVER MIND.
298
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,259
WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
299
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,361
OH, OPE'S STILL THERE.
300
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,498
COULDN'T GET A WORD
IN WITH THELMA LOU.
301
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,599
THAT BOY SHOULDN'T
302
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,401
BE ALLOWED TO
ANSWER THE PHONE--
303
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,402
HE'S A MINOR.
304
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,170
TRYIN' TO KEEP
HIM BUSY.
305
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,139
WELL, I WISH YOU'D
EXPLAIN TO YOUR BOY
306
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,407
THAT YOUNGSTERS
SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED
307
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,509
TO INTERFERE
WITH GROWNUPS.
308
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,112
I'LL TRY, BUT I
MIGHT NOT HAVE TIME.
309
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,980
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
310
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,249
I MIGHT BE TOO BUSY
311
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,650
TRYIN' TO
EXPLAIN TO HIM
312
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,953
WHY YOU WANNA GO
TO THE DUCK POND.
313
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,299
OH, THERE'S OPIE.
314
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,367
YEAH.
315
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,435
PO' LITTLE FELLA--
316
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,303
PROBABLY WAITIN'
FOR KAREN AGAIN.
317
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,405
YA KNOW, ANDY,
THAT BOY NEEDS HELP
318
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,175
AND IF YOU AIN'T
GONNA GIVE IT
TO HIM, I AM.
319
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,576
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
GOT IN MIND?
320
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,079
I'LL GIVE HIM
A COUPLE OF
FAST TIPS
321
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,514
THAT'LL GET
HIS GIRL BACK
JUST LIKE THAT.
322
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,284
HMM.
323
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,600
HOW'S IT GOIN', OPE?
324
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,634
HI, BARNEY.
325
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,671
WAITIN' FOR
YOUR GIRL?
326
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,708
YOU KNOW, UH...
327
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,478
I GOT AN IDEA
FOR YOU.
328
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,651
THIS TIME
WHEN SHE COMES BY
329
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,055
YOU STEP RIGHT OUT
AND YOU SAY TO HER
330
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,025
"WELL, HERE I AM,
YOU LUCKY GIRL.
331
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,526
"IF YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT
332
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,628
MAYBE I'LL LET
YOU WALK WITH ME."
333
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,563
BUT SHE...
GO ON,
YOU TRY THAT.
334
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,065
NOW, IT NEVER MISSES.
335
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,166
IS SHE COMIN'?
336
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,972
:
GO ON, TRY IT,
GO ON.
337
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,244
Opie:
YOU'RE LUCKY.
338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,512
YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT
339
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,080
AND YOU GET TO
WALK WITH ME.
340
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,382
Thelma Lou:
WELL, I'LL TAKE
YOU UP ON THAT.
341
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,018
THANKS, BARNEY.
342
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,052
HI, BARNEY.
343
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,120
I WAS JUST
ON MY WAY
344
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,587
TO PICK YOU UP
FOR A SODA.
345
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,523
WANNA COME
ALONG, TOO,
BARNEY?
346
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,059
NO, THANKS.
347
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,532
WELL.
348
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,001
HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY, OPIE?
349
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,102
ABOUT THE SAME.
350
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,204
I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU, ANDY.
351
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,106
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
352
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,141
NOW, YOU KNOW
I LIKE OPIE.
353
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,276
I ALWAYS HAVE.
354
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,477
HE'S WELL MANNERED.
355
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,512
HE'S OBEDIENT,
WELL BROUGHT-UP.
356
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,547
HE'S A GOOD LITTLE
FELLA, HE REALLY IS
357
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,450
JUST ABOUT ONE OF
THE NICEST KIDS
IN THIS TOWN.
358
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,052
I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
359
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,653
BUT LATELY
HE'S GETTIN' TO BE
360
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,821
NOTHIN' BUT A PEST.
361
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,290
WHAT YOU
TALKIN' 'BOUT?
362
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,524
JUST THIS -- FOR DAYS NOW
I BEEN TRYIN'
363
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,126
TO GET A DATE
WITH THELMA LOU
364
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,160
BUT HE'S ALWAYS AROUND.
365
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,662
YOU SEE, THERE?
366
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,298
YOU NEVER SHOULDA LET HIM IN
367
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,533
ON ALL YOUR SECRETS
ON HOW TO HANDLE WOMEN.
368
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,835
SEE, HE STOLE YOUR GIRL
RIGHT AWAY FROM YOU.
369
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,237
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
370
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,671
HE HAS TO BE IN BED BY 8:30
371
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,308
SO THAT'LL GIVE YOU EVENINGS
TO CATCH UP TO HIM.
372
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,776
OKAY, ANDY, OKAY.
373
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,412
I'LL SAY ONE THING
374
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,781
RIGHT UP TO SUNSET,
THAT KID SURE IS DYNAMITE.
375
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:32,152
NOW LOOK, ANDY, FUN IS FUN,
BUT I AIN'T KIDDIN'.
376
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,353
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
377
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,155
TOMORROW'S SATURDAY--
AND SATURDAY,
378
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,357
HE'LL BE SO BUSY RUNNIN'
AND JUMPIN' AND YELLIN'
379
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,092
HE WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN
ALL ABOUT GIRLS AND THELMA LOU
380
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,127
AND EVERYTHING.
381
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,528
WELL, I HOPE SO.
382
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,714
OOH, THAT'S PRETTY
SNEAKY HAIR LOTION.
383
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,116
YOU MUST HAVE A DATE.
384
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,185
WELL, YEAH.
385
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,694
Opie:
HI, PAW.
386
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,164
HI, OPE.
387
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,431
REMEMBER WHAT
YOU TOLD ME
388
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,799
ABOUT HOW YOU
LIKE SOMEONE
389
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,134
THEN YOU GET OVER IT?
390
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,269
I REMEMBER EXACTLY.
391
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,436
YOU SURE WERE RIGHT.
392
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,571
YOU DO GET OVER IT.
393
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,772
GOOD, GLAD TO HEAR IT.
394
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,839
YUP.
395
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,541
I HARDLY THINK
OF KAREN ANYMORE
396
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,343
NOW THAT
THELMA LOU'S MY GIRL.
397
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,150
Andy:
SO THELMA LOU'S
YOUR GIRL, HUH?
398
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,751
MM-HMM,
AND GUESS WHAT?
399
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,521
TODAY'S SATURDAY
SO I GET TO SPEND
ALL DAY WITH HER.
400
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,391
I'LL GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE.
401
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,805
UH, SAY, UM...
402
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,708
SO YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE DAY
WITH THELMA LOU, ARE YOU?
403
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,809
MM-HMM.
404
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,778
WHATCHA GONNA DO?
405
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,180
I DON'T KNOW.
406
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,849
WHY DON'T YOU GO
BIKE RIDDIN'?
407
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,718
YEAH.
408
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,720
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT WOULDN'T WORK.
409
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,754
WHY?
410
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,323
THELMA LOU'S
A GROWN WOMAN
411
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,391
AND GROWN WOMEN
DON'T GO BIKE RIDIN'.
412
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,561
WELL, WE COULD, UH...
413
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,363
YOU COULD GO
TO McGUINESS'S
414
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,931
AND CLIMB
HIS APPLE TREES.
415
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,399
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
416
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,235
THAT WOULDN'T WORK
EITHER THOUGH.
417
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,336
HOW COME?
418
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,970
'CAUSE GROWN WOMEN
WEAR HIGH HEELS
419
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,339
AND IT'S HARD FOR 'EM
420
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,307
TO CLIMB APPLE TREES
IN HIGH HEELS.
421
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,742
BUT YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHIN'.
422
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,280
I GUESS WE COULD GO
TO THE MOVIES.
423
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,448
YEAH, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
424
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,519
AIN'T THAT A COWBOY PICTURE,
A SHOOT
425
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,920
SURE IS.
426
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,490
HMM, NO.
427
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,492
NOT FOR A GROWN WOMAN?
428
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,761
NO, THEY LIKE PICTURES
WITH KISSIN' IN 'EM
429
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,929
BUT YOU'LL THINK OF
SOMETHIN' ELSE THAT'S FUN TO DO.
430
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,533
PAW.
431
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,868
MM
432
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,304
JUST WHAT CAN YOU DO
WITH A GROWN WOMAN?
433
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,476
WELL...
434
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,613
LET'S SEE, UM...
435
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,684
UH, SOMETIMES, UH,
SOMETIMES THEY, UH,
436
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,852
THEY TAKE YOU
SHOPPIN' WITH 'EM.
437
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,521
AND YOU GO
OVER TO THE STORE
438
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,357
AND SET AROUND WHILE
SHE TRIES ON DRESSES
439
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,426
AND YOU TELL HER
WHETHER YOU LIKE
440
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,595
THE BROWN ONE WITH
THE GREEN STRIPE
441
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,663
OR THE RED ONE
WITH THE WHITE DOT
442
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,899
AND THEN AFTER YOU
GET DONE WITH THAT
443
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,934
WHY, YOU GO OVER TO
THE HAT DEPARTMENT
444
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,569
AND YOU SET
AROUND OVER THERE
445
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,407
FOR, OH, HOUR OR TWO
WHILE SHE TRIES ON HATS
446
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,575
AND YOU SAY, YOU SAY
447
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,744
"I LIKE THAT ONE,
AND I, UH..."
448
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,650
AND, UH, THEN AFTER THAT
449
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,487
WHY, YOU GET TO CARRY THE
DRESS BOXES AND THE HAT BOXES
450
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,655
ON OVER TO
HER HOUSE
451
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,590
AND THEN
YOU GET TO
SET AROUND THERE
452
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,991
FOR AWHILE WHILE
SHE GETS ALL
453
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,960
DRESSED UP AND FIXED UP
454
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,897
AND THEN YOU GO WITH HER
OVER TO VISIT HER MOTHER
455
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,533
AND YOU SET
AROUND THERE
456
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,301
TILL, OH
ABOUT DARK
457
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:13,406
AND THEN IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GO
HOME AND... AND IT'S A FUN DAY.
458
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,709
THERE'S NO QUESTION
ABOUT IT.
459
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,911
IT'S A FUN DAY
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
460
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,815
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST
GO ON OVER TO THELMA LOU'S
461
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,718
AND PICK HER UP AND
GO SHOPPIN' WITH HER
462
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,388
AND JUST START HAVIN'
FUN AND A GOOD TIME.
463
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,822
I'LL SEE YA.
464
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,396
OH, HI, KAREN.
465
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,430
HI, OPIE.
466
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,698
YOU GOING
TO THE MOVIES?
467
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,699
THE MOVIES?
468
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,700
SURE.
469
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,001
WHAT MOVIE
YOU GOIN' TO?
470
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,670
THE COWBOY MOVIE.
471
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,105
AND AFTER THAT, YOU WANNA GO
BIKE RIDIN' OVER TO WALKER'S
472
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,540
AND HAVE A SODA?
473
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,008
OKAY.
474
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,710
JUST A MINUTE.
475
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,584
PAW?
HMM?
476
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,919
I'M GOING' TO THE MOVIES
WITH KAREN.
477
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,054
OH?
478
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,023
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD...
479
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,093
WELL, KINDA EXPLAIN THINGS
TO THELMA LOU?
480
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,830
YOU DON'T MEAN...
481
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,935
GEE, I'LL TRY.
482
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:20,006
MIGHT BE KIND OF A SHOCK...
BUT I EXPECT SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
483
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,509
LIKE YOU SAY,
SHE IS A GROWN WOMAN.
484
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,945
THAT'S RIGHT, SHE IS.
485
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,930
HERE COMES THELMA LOU.
486
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,532
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
ANDY?
487
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,933
HMM?
488
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,068
I REALIZE THELMA LOU WAS
JUST TRYING TO HELP OPIE OUT
489
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,903
WHEN HE WAS HAVING HIS TROUBLE
WITH KAREN,
490
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,505
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING --
491
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,874
SHE COULD HAVE SAVED SOME TIME
FOR ME SOMEWHERES.
492
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,443
NOW, BARN, IT'S ALL OVER.
493
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,678
NO, SIR, I BELIEVE
I'M JUST GONNA LET HER THINK
494
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,748
I WASN'T EXACTLY SITTING AROUND,
WAITING FOR HER.
495
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,850
YOU'RE JUST ASKING
FOR TROUBLE.
496
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,385
NO, KEEP 'EM GUESSING.
497
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,188
OH, I'M SORRY, SALLY.
498
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,424
I REALLY CAN'T SAY
YES OR NO
499
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,693
ABOUT GOING
TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT.
500
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,795
YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD
TO WHAT?
501
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,531
WELL, I-I'M SORRY.
502
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,733
I REALLY CAN'T SAY
YES OR NO.
503
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,869
WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH
IT MEANS TO YOU, BUT --
504
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:31,711
YOU WANT TO GET THAT, BARN?
YOU'RE CLOSER.
505
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,482
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
506
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,684
SIGN FELL DOWN?
507
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,487
RIGHT. WE'LL GET IT.
508
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,623
SORRY YOU'RE GONNA BE BUSY
AT THE MOVIES, BARNEY.
509
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,593
I WAS HOPING WE COULD DRIVE
UP TO THE DUCK POND.
510
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,938
WELL,
THERE WENT THE DUCK POND.
511
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,775
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, TIGER.
YOU'LL GET HER BACK.
512
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,645
HEY, MAYBE OPIE COULD GIVE YOU
SOME TIPS.
513
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:09,015
HE ALWAYS GOT ALONG REAL FINE
WITH THELMA LOU.
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