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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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NOW, ANDY, OPIE SHOULD GET
A HAIRCUT ON FRIDAY.
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I TOLD FLOYD
THAT YOU'LL BRING HIM IN.
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NOW, CAN YOU
REMEMBER THAT?
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I'LL REMEMBER.
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AND TELL FLOYD
NOT TO CUT HIM SO NAKED
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UP THE BACK OF HIS NECK.
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LAST TIME HE LOOKED
LIKE A BABY BIRD.
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NO BIRD NECK. I GOTCHA.
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I BELIEVE THE DRIVER'S
READY TO LEAVE
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AUNT BEE.
I SEE HIM.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
I LOOKED LIKE A BIRD.
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NOW, YOU TELL FLOYD, ANDY?
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I WILL. NOW-NOW GET ABOARD.
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THERE.
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OOH, OOH, THE LIST!
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I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THE LIST.
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YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT.
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IT'S ON THE KITCHEN SIDEBOARD.
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AND IT GIVES YOU
COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS
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HOW TO HEAT UP
THE POT ROAST
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AND HOW TO
WARM THE CHICKEN...
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ALL ABOARD!
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DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
RIGHT IN MY EAR?
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OH, ANDY! MY EARRING.
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IT WENT UNDER
THE BUS, AUNT BEE.
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I'LL GET IT.
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MA'AM, I SAID
ALL ABOARD.
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IT WAS YOUR "ALL ABOARD"
THAT LOOSENED MY EARRING.
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OH, GOOD.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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OH, THANK YOU, DEAR.
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NOW, COME ON,
AUNT BEE, GET ABOARD.
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I'D APPRECIATE THAT.
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GOOD-BYE, DEAR.
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BYE.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
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BE GOOD, OPIE.
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TELL 'EM ALL HELLO.
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HERE'S YOUR SUITCASE.
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OH, MY... MY BAG.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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HI, ANDY.
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OH, HI, PEG.
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OOH, OOH.
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT THE CHICKEN.
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OH, PEGGY, THANK HEAVENS.
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WILL YOU LOOK IN
ON THESE TWO
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HELPLESS CREATURES
WHILE I'M GONE?
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BE GLAD TO, AUNT BEE.
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GOOD-BYE, DEAR.
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GOOD-BYE.
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Andy: BYE.
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OOH, OOH, ANDY,
I ALMOST FORGOT--
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YOUR CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
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UH, AUNT-AUNT BEE...
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I STACKED YOUR SHORTS
ON THE IRONING BOARD.
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THEY'RE ALL CLEAN.
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FINE, AUNT BEE.
THANK YOU.
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YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR
SOON AS YOU GET HOME?
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YEP.
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MAKE OPIE CHANGE.
HIS BOTTOM IS RIPPED.
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NOW YOU REMEMBER
ALL THOSE THINGS.
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BYE. HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
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I WANT YOU BOYS
TO BE CLEAN INSIDE AND OUT!
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SAY HELLO
TO EVERYBODY.
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BYE.
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PA, DID YOU GET
ALL THEM INSTRUCTIONS?
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IF I DIDN'T,
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I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN TOWN
THAT MISSED 'EM.
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COME ON.
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HOW LONG IS AUNT BEE
GONNA BE GONE?
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THREE OR FOUR DAYS.
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GONE TO SEE
HER AUNT LOUISE
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THEY AIN'T SEEN
IN A LONG TIME.
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I'D LOVE TO COME
HELP YOU BOYS OUT
WHILE SHE'S GONE.
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AW, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
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YOU GOT ENOUGH TO DO
WITH THE NURSING CALLS.
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WE CAN HANDLE IT.
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WE COULDN'T GO WRONG
IF WE WAS BLINDFOLDED.
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I KNOW, BUT
I'D ENJOY IT.
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I REALLY WOULD.
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IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, UH,
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JUST LET ME
KNOW, HEAR?
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I'LL DO IT.
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OKAY.
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BYE-BYE.
BYE.
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HI, FLOYD.
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HI, PEG.
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I'M GOING TO RIDE
MY BIKE, OKAY, PA?
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GO AHEAD.
I'LL SEE YA.
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HOW YOU DOING, FLOYD?
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FINE, FINE, FINE.
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BUT NOT AS FINE AS
YOU ARE, I'LL BET.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE
HOUSEKEEPER YOU HAVE THERE
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COMING IN TO TAKE OVER
FOR AUNT BEE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, MISS PEGGY.
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DIDN'T SHE SAY
THAT SHE WAS GOING
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TO COME OVER
TO HELP OUT. EH?
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IT SOUNDED TO ME
LIKE SHE WAS GOING
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TO KINDA MOVE IN
ON YOU TWO CHAPS...
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AND TAKE OVER. NICE.
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WELL,
IF SHE WAS TO COME OVER,
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IT'D BE JUST THE ONE TIME
AND THAT'S ALL.
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OH, SURE. SURE.
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YES, IT STARTS HERE AND THEN
IT ENDS WITH YOUR MAILBOX.
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MY MAILBOX?
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YEAH. THIS IS
HOW IT HAPPENS.
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UH, SHE'LL WANT TO COME
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
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TO MAKE SUPPER,
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AND THEN SHE'LL
TAKE OPIE UPSTAIRS
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AND TUCK HIM INTO BED...
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AND THEN SHE'LL OFFER
TO COME THE NEXT DAY...
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AND THE NEXT DAY
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AND THEN SHE'LL
KIND OF HINT AROUND
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THAT SHE WANTS TO
DO THIS ALL THE TIME...
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AND THEN IT HAPPENS.
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WHAT HAPPENS?
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YOU'LL BE OUT CHANGING
THE CARD ON YOUR MAILBOX
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TO READ,
"MR. AND MRS. ANDY TAYLOR."
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THAT'S WHAT I MEAN
WHEN I SAY...
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FLOYD, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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OH, NOT THAT I DON'T THINK
THAT PEG IS A FINE...
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OH, SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
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YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE.
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FLOYD, NOBODY'S GOT ANYTHING
LIKE THAT IN MIND,
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SO JUST FORGET IT.
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YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED
AT YOU, ANDY--
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ALL YOU KNOW
ABOUT FISHING.
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WHAT?
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YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE
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THAT SHE'S PLAYING YOU
LIKE A BARRACUDA.
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AND YOU COULD
GET CAUGHT, TOO.
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FLOYD...
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OH, NOT THAT MISS PEGGY
ISN'T A FINE GIRL--
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SHE'S JUST A LOVELY GIRL--
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BUT YOU DON'T REALIZE
WHAT'S GOING ON...
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OH, IT'S A CUSTOMER.
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SO, I, UH...
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, BARRACUDA.
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OH, OH... ANDY.
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HI, PA.
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HI, OPE.
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PA, WHAT ARE WE
HAVING FOR SUPPER?
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WELL, WE'VE GOT...
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PUT THAT UNDERWEAR
SOMEWHERE, WILL YA?
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SEE AUNT... AUNT BEE...
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YOUR AUNT BEE
GIVE US A CHOICE.
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WHAT'LL IT BE,
CHICKEN OR POT ROAST?
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HOW ABOUT IF WE JUST HAD
SOME CHOCOLATE COOKIES
AND MILK?
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OH, NO. YOUR AUNT BEE'D
SKIN ME ALIVE
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IF SHE THOUGHT I'D
GIVE YOU SOMETHING
LIKE THAT FOR SUPPER.
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BUT SHE AIN'T HERE.
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WELL, GOT TO BE
SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL.
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HOW ABOUT A
LICORICE WHIP?
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NO. YOU NEED SOMETHING
THAT BUILDS YOU UP.
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WE COULD CHEW TAR.
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JOHNNY PAUL JASON SAYS
TAR'S REAL GOOD FOR THE TEETH.
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THAT'S AN OLD
WIVES' TALE.
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JOHNNY PAUL AIN'T MARRIED.
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WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA
BE CHOCOLATE COOKIES
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AND MILK AND
LICORICE AND TAR.
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NOW WHAT'LL IT BE--
CHICKEN OR POT ROAST?
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PA, CAN I HAVE A NICKEL?
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IS THAT FOR SPENDING
OR DECIDING?
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DECIDING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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PA, IS HEADS
CHICKEN OR POT ROAST?
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POT ROAST.
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THEN WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN.
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NOW, LET'S SEE,
ACCORDING TO
AUNT BEE'S LIST...
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GIVE ME MY NICKEL.
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WE PREHEAT THE OVEN
AT 350 DEGREES.
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HERE YOU ARE, PA.
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MUCH OBLIGED.
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NOW...
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BE SURE YOU DON'T LICK
THE POINT.
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IT'S AN INDELIBLE
PENCIL.
I WON'T.
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IF YOU LICK INDELIBLE,
YOU DIE IN A MINUTE AND A HALF.
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WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
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JOHNNY PAUL JASON.
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BOY SURE IS A GOLD MINE
OF MADE
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HE READS IN BED
WITH A FLASHLIGHT.
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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I PUT EVERYTHING IN
AT 10 MINUTES TILL 6:00.
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PA, PA!
COME QUICK!
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SOMETHING'S BURNIN'
IN THE KITCHEN!
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OH, NO.
LOOK AT THAT.
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LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN.
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WHAT A MESS.
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THEY SAY EATIN'
BURNT FOOD
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WILL GIVE YOU A
GOOD SINGIN' VOICE.
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"THEY" BEING
JOHNNY PAUL JASON.
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OPEN A WINDOW AND LET
SOME OF THIS SMOKE OUT,
WILL YOU, OPE?
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ALL WE NEED'S
COMPANY RIGHT NOW.
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SEE WHO'S
AT THE DOOR, OPE.
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THE POTATOES AND...
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OH... HI, PEG.
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OH, ANDY.
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WELL, MY TIMING
WAS A LITTLE OFF.
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WELL, HERE, LET ME
FIX SOMETHING.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I STILL GOT A HALF-DONE
POT ROAST UP MY SLEEVE.
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I CAN MANAGE.
NOW YOU JUST
GO OUT ON THE PORCH
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AND GET THE CHICKEN SMOKE
OUT OF YOUR LUNGS
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AND I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN SUPPER'S READY.
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GIVE ME THAT APRON.
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WE WOULDN'T
WANT TO IMPOSE.
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YOU'RE NOT IMPOSING
ON ME.
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IT'D BE FUN FOR ME.
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LET MISS PEGGY
HAVE SOME FUN, PA.
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BESIDES, I'M STARVIN'.
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WELL, IT'S AWFUL
NICE OF YOU, BUT...
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NOW OUT! OUT!
OUT! OUT! OUT!
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OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
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SUPPER'S ON.
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GOLLY, PA.
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WOULD YA LOOK
AT THAT TABLE?
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PEGGY, THIS IS JUST
PURE GALA.
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CAN I MAKE A WISH
AND BLOW OUT THE CANDLES?
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OH, NO, NO.
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THESE AIN'T
WISHING CANDLES.
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THIS HERE IS WHAT YA CALL
GRACIOUS LIVIN'.
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THAT'S A VERY NICE
COMPLIMENT, ANDY.
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AND RIGHTLY SO.
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HERE.
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MM-MMM!
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THERE.
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YES, SIR!
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AIN'T YA GONNA
DO ME, PA?
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OH. ONLY LADIES.
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OH.
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OOP... WAIT
FOR MISS PEGGY.
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IS IT GOOD?
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MMM-MMM!
MMM-MMM!
240
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:36,704
* DOWN IN THE VALLEY
241
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:40,974
* VALLEY SO LOW
242
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:45,713
* HANG YOUR HEAD OVER
243
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:50,150
* HEAR THE WIND BLOW
244
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:54,922
* HEAR THE WIND BLOW, DEAR
245
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,959
* HEAR THE WIND BLOW
246
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:03,897
* HANG YOUR HEAD OVER
247
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:08,769
* HEAR THE WIND BLOW
248
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:13,373
* IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME
249
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,711
* LOVE WHOM YOU PLEASE
250
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:22,716
* THROW YOUR ARMS 'ROUND ME
251
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:27,087
* GIVE MY HEART EASE
252
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,892
Both: * GIVE MY HEART EASE,
DEAR *
253
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:36,329
* GIVE MY HEART EASE
254
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:41,034
* THROW YOUR ARMS
'ROUND ME *
255
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:45,238
* GIVE MY HEART EASE
256
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:50,343
* ROSES LOVE SUNSHINE
257
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:54,915
* VIOLETS LOVE DEW
258
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:59,753
* ANGELS IN HEAVEN
259
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:04,057
* KNOW I LOVE YOU
260
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:08,829
* KNOW I LOVE YOU,
DEAR *
261
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:13,166
* KNOW I LOVE YOU
262
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:18,105
* ANGELS IN HEAVEN
263
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:24,244
* KNOW I LOVE YOU
264
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,785
WELL, LOOKIT THERE--
265
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:35,522
OPE, ON BEHALF OF MY PARTNER
AND MYSELF, I THANK YOU.
266
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,790
SING ANOTHER'N, PA.
267
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,958
NO, NO, NO.
268
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,326
JUST ONE MORE.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.
269
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,861
NO, AND I'LL
TELL YOU WHY.
WHY?
270
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,196
'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR BED.
NOW GET ON UP THERE.
271
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,098
AW, COME ON, PA,
JUST SING ONE MORE.
272
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,167
ONE MORE! YOU'RE STALLING
AND YOU KNOW IT.
273
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,301
NOW GET ON UPSTAIRS.
274
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,103
THANK MISS PEGGY
FOR THE FINE SUPPER.
275
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,205
OKAY, PA.
MMM.
276
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,307
THANK YOU FOR
THE FINE SUPPER,
MISS PEGGY.
277
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,943
BEST I EVER HAD.
278
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,410
IT WAS MY PLEASURE,
OPIE.
279
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,079
GOOD. NOW HURRY UP.
280
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,213
BUZZARD.
281
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,448
PA?
282
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,950
WHAT?
283
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,218
CAN MISS PEGGY COME UP
AND TELL ME GOOD NIGHT?
284
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,219
OH, WELL...
285
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,254
I'D LOVE IT, ANDY.
286
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,856
NO. THAT'S
TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
287
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,123
CAN SHE, PA
288
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,125
LISTEN, I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT YOU DO--
289
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,227
YOU GO UPSTAIRS,
PUT ON YOUR PAJAMAS
290
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,396
AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT UP, OKAY?
291
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,331
OKAY.
292
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,600
PEGGY, YOU'RE, UH...
293
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,904
YOU'RE GOING TO WAY YONDER
TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR US.
294
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,906
OH, NONSENSE, ANDY.
I LOVE IT.
295
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,207
WELL...
296
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,976
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK
TOMORROW NIGHT
297
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,112
AND DO THE SAME
THING AGAIN.
298
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,413
I WOULD.
299
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,148
Opie:
YOU COMING, MISS PEGGY?
300
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,583
COMING, OPIE.
301
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,997
Floyd:
...YOU'RE OUT CHANGING
THE CARD ON YOUR MAILBOX
302
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,332
TO READ,
"MR. AND MRS. ANDY TAYLOR."
303
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,301
"MR. AND MRS. ANDY TAYLOR."
304
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,336
"MR. AND MRS. ANDY TAYLOR."
305
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,523
PA?
306
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,158
WHEN'S BARNEY COMIN' HOME?
307
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,626
SOON AS HIS VACATION
IN RALEIGH IS OVER,
308
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,194
ANOTHER WEEK.
309
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,563
WHAT DOES BARNEY DO
ON HIS VACATION, PA?
310
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,433
OH, SAME AS HE DID
LAST YEAR --
311
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,336
GETS HISSELF THAT CORNER ROOM
AT THE "Y,"
312
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,371
THEN HE'LL PUT ON
HIS PONGEE SHIRT,
313
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,107
GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A HAIRCUT
AND A SHOESHINE.
314
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,210
THEN HE'LL HANG AROUND THE LOBBY
THERE AT THE "Y,"
315
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,979
WATCH SOME PING-PONG GAMES.
316
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,248
BY NOW IT'S TIME
FOR SUPPER,
317
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,583
AND HE'LL GO IN THE COFFEESHOP
THERE AT THE "Y"
318
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,352
AND HAVE HISSELF
A SPECIAL.
319
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,920
WHAT'S A SPECIAL?
320
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:51,124
MORE THAN LIKELY, VIENNA SAUSAGE
WITH TOMATO SAUCE.
321
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:55,195
AND THEN AFTER SUPPER, HE'LL
STAY RIGHT THERE AT THE "Y,"
322
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,197
TAKE IN
ONE OF THEIR SHOWS --
323
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,698
MAYBE SEE A MOVIE
324
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,434
OR HEAR A LECTURE ON
SPORTSMANSHIP AND CLEANLINESS.
325
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,938
THEN AFTER THAT, HE'LL HAVE
A TAPIOCA AND HOT CHOCOLATE.
326
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,407
AND THEN IT'S TIME FOR BED.
327
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,077
BOY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
GREAT FUN.
328
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,380
YEAH. YEAH,
I JUST LOVE TAPIOCA PUDDING.
329
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,449
HI, ANDY.
330
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,550
WELL, MISS PEGGY.
331
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,618
HI, MISS PEGGY.
332
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,553
HI, PEG.
333
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,222
WHATCHA GOT
IN THE BASKET?
334
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,724
LUNCH-- A LITTLE
COLD CHICKEN, POTATO SALAD.
335
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,725
OH, BOY!
336
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,194
PEGGY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
337
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,228
TO DO ALL THAT.
338
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,529
YOU HAVEN'T
HAD LUNCH.
339
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,131
WELL, YEAH,
BUT...
340
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,466
NO BUTS,
JUST DIG IN.
341
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,268
PEGGY, YOU'RE
DOIN' TOO MUCH.
342
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,005
THAT-THAT WONDERFUL
SUPPER LAST NIGHT
343
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,174
AND CLEANIN' UP
AND TUCKIN' OPIE IN
344
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,542
AND NOW THIS AND...
345
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,345
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR BRAKES NOW.
346
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,613
YOU'VE SERVED
WAY ABOVE
347
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,315
AND BEYOND
THE CALL OF DUTY
348
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,183
AND YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO STOP.
349
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,319
WE JUST CAN'T
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YA ANYMORE.
350
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,521
ANDY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT TAKIN' ADVANTAGE.
351
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,522
I ENJOY IT.
352
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,357
I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
353
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,491
LOOK, PA, LOOK!
354
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,527
YOUR FAVORITE--
CHICKEN WITH CRUST.
355
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,995
OH, THAT'S NICE.
356
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,363
THAT'S VERY NICE.
357
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,665
WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO BE GOIN' NOW.
358
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,200
SO, I'LL SEE YA.
359
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,668
BYE-BYE.
360
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,438
RIGHT, UH... BYE.
361
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,034
BOY, THIS IS GOOD.
MM-MMM.
362
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,503
MISS PEGGY ENJOYS DOIN' IT
FOR US, DON'T SHE?
363
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,173
YEAH, I GUESS SHE DOES.
364
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,408
IT'S JUST LIKE
365
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,477
YOU AND SHE
BEIN' MARRIED.
366
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,811
WHAT?
367
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,647
I SAID IT'S JUST LIKE
YOU AND SHE BEIN' MARRIED.
368
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,583
YOU THINK THAT'S
WHY SHE'S DOIN' IT?
369
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,719
'CAUSE SHE'S PRACTICIN'
FOR WHEN YOU AND SHE
370
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,188
MIGHT GET MARRIED?
371
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,589
UH...
372
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,057
I, UH...
373
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,493
I DON'T, UH, DON'T KNOW, OPE.
374
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,269
THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD SMILE
AT SUCH GOOD FORTUNE
375
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,806
BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVELY GIRL
AND SHE'S A GOOD COOK
376
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,375
AND SHE'S GOT
THE FACE OF AN ANGEL.
377
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,743
SLIGHT OVERBITE,
378
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,080
BUT SHE IS... OH, SHE'S
GOT A LOVELY PERSONALITY.
379
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,448
YOU KNOW...
380
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,484
I'D SAY THAT YOU'D BE LUCKY
TO GET HER FOR A WIFE.
381
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,521
FLOYD, I'M NOT
LOOKIN' FOR A WIFE.
382
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,091
NO. A LOOKIN' MAN
IS NOT A MARRYIN' MAN.
383
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,627
YOU KNOW,
LOVE JUST HAPPENS.
384
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,430
TWO PEOPLE
JUST FALL TOGETHER.
385
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,865
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT LOVE?
386
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,767
WHAT DO I KNOW...
ABOUT LOVE?
387
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,836
WELL, YOU CAN'T CUT HAIR
FOR 30 YEARS
388
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,339
WITHOUT LEARNING SOMETHING.
389
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,310
WELL, FLOYD, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL BE THE ONE
390
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,113
TO SPREAD ANOTHER
RUMOR RIGHT NOW:
391
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,648
NOTHING'S STARTIN'.
392
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,517
YEAH, MAYBE NOT
FROM YOUR SIDE, IT AIN'T.
393
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,153
FROM HER SIDE,
IT SURE IS.
394
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,520
IF YOU ASK ME
395
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,657
SHE'S GOT HER CAP SET
FOR ONE SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
396
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,793
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
ALSO ADD, FLOYD,
397
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,796
THAT SHE AIN'T COOKIN'
SUPPER AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT
398
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,565
NOR ANY OTHER NIGHT.
399
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,534
W-W-WAIT, BUT I HAVEN'T
FINISHED WITH YOUR HAIR.
400
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,136
I OWE YOU A SIDEBURN.
401
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,139
NEXT TIME YOU CAN DO THREE.
402
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,413
UH, N-NO, PEGGY.
IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
403
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,683
IT'S JUST THAT OPIE AND ME
WANT TO SPEND AN EVENING ALONE,
404
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,351
YOU KNOW,
BY OURSELVES.
405
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,454
WE DON'T GET A CHANCE
TO DO THAT MUCH.
406
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,789
UH, GOOD.
407
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,791
GOOD, I-I'M GLAD
YOU UNDERSTAND.
408
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,193
RIGHT.
409
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,494
BYE, PEG.
410
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,865
WHAT'D MISS PEGGY
WANT, PA?
411
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,368
OH, WANTED TO KNOW
IF WE WAS MAD.
412
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,904
COME ON.
EAT EVERYTHING RIGHT UP.
413
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,407
MM-MMM.
414
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,941
GOOD OL' WIENIES
AND BEANS.
415
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,843
THAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE.
416
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,846
I'M EATIN', PA.
417
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,615
GREAT BEIN' BACHELORS,
ISN'T IT?
418
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,483
JUST WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO.
419
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,820
PA?
CAN WE LIGHT THE CANDLES?
420
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,393
FELLAS DON'T LIGHT CANDLES WHEN
THEY'RE EATIN' BY THEMSELVES.
421
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,462
MM.
422
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,631
I SURE LIKED THE FLICKERIN'.
423
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,280
PA?
424
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,314
HMM?
425
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,849
LET'S TALK.
426
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,453
YOU TOLD MISS PEGGY
WE WAS GONNA TALK.
427
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,855
YEAH, I GUESS I DID,
DIDN'T I?
428
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,923
WHATCHA WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
429
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,924
I DON'T KNOW.
430
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,860
ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO HEAR.
431
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,828
WELL, MAKES
NO NEVERMIND TO ME.
432
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,997
ME EITHER.
433
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,401
WELL, UH, HOW 'BOUT
WE TALK ABOUT SCHOOL?
434
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,703
THAT'S A GOOD
TALKIN' THING, PA.
435
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,238
YEP.
436
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,808
HOW'S SCHOOL?
437
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,010
OH, FINE.
438
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,320
PA?
HMM?
439
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,354
PLAY GUITAR.
440
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,756
WHATCHA WANT TO HEAR?
441
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,791
I DON'T KNOW.
442
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,660
ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO PLAY.
443
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,596
OH, WELL, I...
444
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,698
I DON'T FEEL
MUCH LIKE PLAYIN'.
445
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,733
OKAY, THEN LET'S TALK.
446
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,034
WHAT YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT?
447
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,035
I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,571
ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR.
449
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,706
OPE?
450
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,973
YEAH, PA?
451
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,410
SEEM LIKE
WE COVERED THIS GROUND BEFORE.
452
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,684
WELL...
453
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,686
GUESS I BETTER
GO IN THE HOUSE
454
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,987
AND WASH THEM DISHES.
455
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,296
ANYBODY HOME?
456
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,331
MISS PEGGY.
457
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,932
OH, UH, HI...
HI, PEG.
458
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,933
HI, ANDY.
459
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,601
ARE WE GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
460
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,736
YOU ARE?
461
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,938
YES, MA'AM. WE HAD
A TERRIBLE SUPPER.
462
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,939
YOU DID?
463
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,774
WELL,
LOOK AT THE TABLE.
464
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,776
CAN'T YOU TELL?
465
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,011
OH, IT, UH,
WASN'T THAT BAD.
466
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,580
WELL,
I'M STILL HUNGRY.
467
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,749
WHY DON'T I FIX YA
UP SOMETHIN' QUICK?
468
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,484
WOULD YA,
MISS PEGGY?
469
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,953
OH, NO, NO. WE DON'T
WANT TO BOTHER MISS PEGGY.
470
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,789
YOU'RE NOT BOTHERIN'
AND TROUBLIN' ME AT ALL.
471
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,059
I'LL JUST FIX
YOU UP SOMETHIN'
YOU'LL JUST LOVE.
472
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,927
PEGGY, UH...
473
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,829
WHY ARE YOU DOIN' ALL THIS?
474
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:37,830
WHAT?
475
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,366
I SAY, UH...
476
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,435
WHY ARE YOU
GOIN' TO ALL THIS FUSS OVER US?
477
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,804
I FEEL SORRY
FOR A COUPLE HELPLESS BACHELORS.
478
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,506
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY
CAN'T COOK.
479
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,575
OPIE'S GONNA STARVE
HIMSELF TO DEATH.
480
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,877
AND I ENJOY DOIN' IT.
481
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,545
WHY ELSE SHOULD I WANT TO?
482
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,681
OH, FOR, UH...
483
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,517
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
484
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,353
THAT'S RIGHT.
485
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,355
OPIE, YOU PUT THE
CANDLES ON THE TABLE
486
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,823
AND, ANDY, YOU
GET YOUR GUITAR.
487
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,124
MY GUITAR?
488
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,926
SURE. KEEP ME COMPANY
IN THE KITCHEN.
489
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,495
THERE MUST BE
LOADS OF SONGS
490
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,829
FOR KITCHEN SINGIN'.
491
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,499
COME ON, SNAP TO.
GET GOIN'.
492
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,766
COME ON.
493
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,804
PA?
494
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,572
YEAH?
495
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,875
WHAT HAPPENED?
496
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,145
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SING BEFORE,
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK
497
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,980
AND NOW, WELL...
WHAT HAPPENED?
498
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,949
THERE'S A WOMAN
IN THE HOUSE.
499
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,518
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
500
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,453
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
501
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,588
AND WE AIN'T WORRIED
SHE'S COMIN' HERE TOO MUCH?
502
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,691
NOT ONE BIT, AND I AIN'T GOIN'
TO LISTEN TO FLOYD EITHER.
503
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:39,792
FLOYD?
504
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,694
WELL, YA SEE...
505
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,530
NEVER MIND.
506
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:47,133
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE FUN,
AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
507
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,937
HMM.
508
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,906
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
509
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,910
I'LL HAVE TO TALK
TO JOHNNY PAUL JASON ABOUT THIS.
510
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,120
THAT'S THE WAY THESE RUMORS
START, ANDY.
511
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:11,991
IT JUST TAKES
ONE BLABBERMOUTH, YOU KNOW?
512
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,060
YEAH. WELL,
IT'S JUST PLAIN SILLY.
513
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,762
AH, SILLY.
SILLY -- THAT IS RIGHT.
514
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:16,929
THAT'S --
THAT'S RIGHT.
515
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,931
NOW, I MEAN,
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE
516
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,167
FOR ONE PERSON
TO BE NICE TO ANOTHER
517
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,571
WITHOUT SOMEBODY SAYING,
"GUESS WHO'S GETTING MARRIED"?
518
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:28,107
YEAH. BLABBERMOUTHS --
THEY'RE THE ONES THAT START IT.
519
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,142
HI, ANDY. FLOYD.
520
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,778
OH, HI, PEGGY.
YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
521
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,480
YEAH, I JUST DROPPED BY
TO TELL YOU
522
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,114
I LEFT A LUNCH BASKET
OFF AT YOUR OFFICE.
523
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,549
OHH.
524
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,817
SOME NICE ROAST-BEEF
SANDWICHES IN IT,
525
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,486
AND THE ONE ON RYE
IS FOR YOU.
526
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,554
THE ONE WITH PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY IS FOR OPIE.
527
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,055
OH, THAT'S NICE!
528
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,057
AND I'LL BE BY AT 5:30
TO FIX SUPPER FOR YOU.
529
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,859
NOW, I GOT A SPECIAL TREAT
FOR TONIGHT,
530
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,595
SO YOU BE SURE
AND BE ON TIME, YOU HEAR?
531
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,796
I'LL BE THERE.
532
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,664
BYE-BYE.
BYE.
533
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,200
OHH.
534
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,669
THAT'S THE NICEST GIRL.
535
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,605
ISN'T SHE THE SWEET--
536
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,979
OH, SHE IS...
537
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,815
FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP.
538
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:09,949
YEAH.
539
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,684
OLLIE? OH, HOW ARE YA,
OLLIE?
540
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:13,786
YEAH. 4:00?
541
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,155
THAT'LL BE FINE, OLLIE.
OH!
542
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:19,926
Ollie, have I ever got
some news for you.
543
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,762
GUESS WHO'S
GETTING MARRIED.
544
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,765
HE'S RIGHT HERE
IN MY SHO--
545
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,199
BLABBERMOUTH.
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