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AUNT BEE,
IT'S TOO SOON.
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WE'LL LET
YOUR FATHER DECIDE.
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AUNT BEE,
LET'S TALK
THIS THING OVER.
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NO, WE WON'T.
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WE'LL TALK
WITH YOUR FATHER.
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WHAT ARE YOU ALL
ARGUING ABOUT?
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HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT
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AND HE'S TRYING TO TALK
HIS WAY OUT OF IT.
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I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT, PAW.
HONESTLY, I DON'T.
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HOW CAN YOU TELL?
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I CAN STILL SEE.
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OH, YOU MEAN WHEN YOUR HAIR
GROWS DOWN OVER YOUR EYES...
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THAT'S WHEN
I CAN TELL
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I NEED A HAIRCUT.
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WELL, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD WAY.
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AND THERE'S ONE OTHER WAY, TOO.
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WHAT WAY
IS THAT?
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WHEN YOUR AUNT BEE TELLS YOU.
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THANK YOU,
ANDY.
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AND YOU
COME HOME
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RIGHT AFTER
THE BARBER SHOP, HEAR?
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PAW, I DON'T
WANT A HAIRCUT.
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THOSE LITTLE
HAIRS GET DOWN
INSIDE MY SHIRT
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AND THEY ITCH.
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TAKE A BATH
AND WASH 'EM OFF.
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A BATH!
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I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH, TOO?
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THAT'S
RIGHT.
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THIS IS TURNIN' OUT
WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
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OH, IT AIN'T SO BAD.
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COME ON, LET'S GO
OVER TO FLOYD'S.
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A HAIRCUT AND
A BATH IN ONE DAY.
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PAW.
HMM?
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WHAT AM I BEING
PUNISHED FOR?
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DON'T RUSH
IT, FLOYD,
DON'T RUSH IT.
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UH, WELL,
I'M SO
BUSY I...
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THEY'RE JUST
COMIN' IN
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AND, UH,
EVERYTHING.
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN "RUSH"?
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I DON'T WANT
THE FAST TREATMENT.
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THIS IS
JUST A HAIRCUT
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IT ISN'T A
BRAIN OPERATION.
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MY HEAD FEELS
LIKE ONE
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WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.
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DON'T YOU...
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OH, GORDON,
JUST TWO AHEAD OF YOU.
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SIT DOWN.
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HELLO, UH, ED, ED.
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NO, NO, DON'T
COME OVER NOW.
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JUST MAKE IT LATER
IN THE DAY, ED.
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YES, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, BARNEY,
YOU'RE DONE.
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NEXT!
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BOY, OH, BOY.
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JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO HAVE
THEM SIDEBURNS COME OUT EVEN.
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Floyd:
HMM?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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NOW, LOOK AT THAT.
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ONE INCH
FROM THE LOBE.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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ONE OF THEM
SIDEBURNS IS SHORT.
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WELL, MAYBE
THAT'S BECAUSE
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ONE OF YOUR
LOBES IS LONGER
THAN THE OTHER.
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Andy:
HI, FLOYD.
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HOWDY, BOYS.
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WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'S THIS BUSY.
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IT'S JUST
A MADHOUSE, ANDY.
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WELL, I CAN
COME BACK
SOME OTHER TIME.
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WHOA!
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COME BACK HERE.
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YOU GOT TIME
TO TAKE THE BOY?
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WELL, SURE, SURE,
IF YOU DON'T
MIND WAITING.
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REALLY
WORKIN'
YOU, HUH?
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OH, LISTEN, IF
I KEEP THIS UP
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I'M LIABLE TO
END UP WITH A
BARBER'S CLAW
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FROM HOLDING
THE SHEARS
ALL DAY.
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HERE, FLOYD,
GO BUY
YOURSELF
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A BOOK ON
SIDEBURNS,
WILL YOU?
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I'LL PICK
YOU UP LATER.
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OH, ALL RIGHT, OPIE.
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COME ON, OVER THERE.
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SIT DOWN, BOY.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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NOW, NEXT!
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OH.
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ANDY.
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HMM?
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LOOK AT THIS.
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LOOK AT WHAT?
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CAN'T YOU SEE?
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THEY AIN'T EVEN.
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I'LL BE DOGGED,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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DOGGONE, I KNEW IT.
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I TOLD HIM!
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ONE EAR IS LONGER
THAN THE OTHER.
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YOU'RE ALMOST AS FUNNY
AS FLOYD, YOU KNOW THAT?
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WHY DON'T YOU TWO TEAM UP--
CALL YOURSELVES FRICK AND FRACK?
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ALMOST DONE, MR. FLOYD?
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ALMOST.
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YOU DON'T LIKE
GETTING A HAIRCUT, DO YOU?
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SURE DON'T.
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YOU JUST WAIT
TILL THE WARM
WEATHER STARTS--
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A GOOD SCALPING.
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IT'LL LAST A LONG TIME.
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HOWDY.
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BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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I DON'T WANT A HAIRCUT.
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I'D JUST LIKE
TO TALK TO YOU.
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HI, SONNY.
HI.
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OH, YEAH?
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YEAH, I'D LIKE
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TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF.
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MY NAME
IS MEDWIN,
BILL MEDWIN.
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HOWDY DO,
MR. MEDWIN?
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I'M FLOYD LAWSON.
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OH, THIS IS
OPIE TAYLOR.
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WELL, OPIE,
THAT'S A NICE NAME.
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MR. LAWSON, I JUST GOT INTO TOWN
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AND I HAPPEN
TO BE A BARBER MYSELF
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AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED
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IN PUTTIN' ON ANOTHER MAN.
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PUTTIN' ON A MAN... YOU MEAN...
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RIGHT HERE,
I SUP...
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YEAH.
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WELL, I DON'T...
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WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD
ANYTHING LIKE...
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BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU DO...
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IT ISN'T THAT
I WOULDN'T WANT TO.
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FLOYD, IS OPIE READY?
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Floyd:
HI, ANDY.
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MR. MEDWIN,
THIS IS
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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HI, SHERIFF.
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MR. MEDWIN,
HOW ARE YOU?
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MR. MEDWIN'S
NEW IN TOWN.
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HE WANTS TO COME
WORK FOR ME.
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THAT RIGHT?
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YEAH, I WAS
TELLIN' HIM
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AS YOU COME IN,
I SAID...
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WELL, I NEVER...
HAD ANYTHING
LIKE THIS.
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YOU KNOW,
JUST... BUT...
THE BUSINESS...
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I'VE BEEN SO
BUSY ALL DAY
AND EVERYTHING.
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ISN'T THAT
WHAT I SAID?
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ROUGHLY.
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YOU SEE, UM, I'VE BEEN WORKIN'
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FOR MANY YEARS NOW
IN THE BIG CITY
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AND, WELL, NOW I'M
KINDA, LIKE, SEMI-RETIRED.
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AND I'VE BEEN
THINKIN' FOR
A LONG TIME
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THAT WHAT I'D
LIKE TO DO IS
SETTLE DOWN
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IN A NICE,
WARM, FRIENDLY
LITTLE TOWN
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WHERE THE
PACE IS EASY
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AND THERE'S
NO PRESSURE.
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AND I THOUGHT
I'D LET A FEW
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OF MY OLD
CUSTOMERS
KNOW WHERE I AM.
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I'M SURE THEY
WOULDN'T MIND
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DRIVIN' A
FEW MILES TO
PATRONIZE ME.
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SOMETHIN'
TO THINK
ABOUT, FLOYD.
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THE WAY THEY
BEEN WORKIN' YOU
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YOU COULD USE
ANOTHER MAN.
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I WOULDN'T
EVEN WANT
ANY SALARY.
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I'D JUST
WORK ON
COMMISSIONS
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AND FURNISH
MY OWN
CUSTOMERS.
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WELL, NOW, YOU COULDN'T
BE FAIRER THAN THAT.
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Medwin:
I'D EVEN
BRING IN
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MY OWN
EQUIPMENT
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AND YOU'D HAVE
A TWO-CHAIR SHOP.
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I'M SURE
THE TOWN
COULD USE IT.
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LOOK OUT, NOW,
A TWO-CHAIR SHOP.
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NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED, FLOYD.
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YEAH, A TWO-CHAIR...
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YEAH.
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YOU COULD
PUT A SIGN
IN THE WINDA
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SAYIN',
"TWO CHAIRS,
NO WAITIN'."
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YEAH, UH,
GEE...
TWO-CHAIR.
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AND I GOT THE MAGAZINES
TO SWING IT.
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MR. MEDWIN--
HE'LL BE BRINGIN' IN
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HIS OWN CUSTOMERS.
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THAT'S
RIGHT, I...
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YOU REALLY
GOT NOTHIN' TO LOSE.
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Andy:
SOUNDS LIKE
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A GOOD
DEAL, FLOYD.
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A TWO-CHAIR... YEAH...
ALL RIGHT.
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:
ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL DO IT!
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GOOD, GOOD,
GOOD, GOOD.
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I'LL JUST
GO CHECK
INTO THE HOTEL
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AND THEN
I'LL CALL THE
BARBER SUPPLY
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AND HAVE 'EM
BRING ANOTHER
CHAIR IN HERE
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AND THEN I'LL
GET BUSY ON
THE PHONE
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AND START
CALLIN' MY
OWN CUSTOMERS.
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FINE.
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OH, YOU WON'T
REGRET THIS,
MR. LAWSON.
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NICE TO MEET
YOU, SHERIFF.
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NICE TO MEET
YOU, MR. MEDWIN.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.
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GEE.
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WELL.
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FLOYD, YOU'RE
FINALLY EXPANDING.
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YEAH... G...
AT LAST.
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FLOYD LAWSON, PROPRIETOR
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OF A TWO-CHAIR BARBERSHOP.
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MY, I HAVE TO SIT...
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OH! OH! SORRY.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YOU WANT TO GET THAT
LITTLE PIKE'S PEAK BACK THERE?
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EXCUSE ME.
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WELCOME TO FLOYD'S
BARBERSHOP.
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IS BILL IN?
INSIDE.
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THANKS.
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WELL, FLOYD,
HOW'S THE NEW BARBER?
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FINE, FINE, FINE.
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FIRST MORNIN'
AND ALREADY,
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TWO OF
HIS CUSTOMERS CAME IN
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AND A THIRD
ONE'S ON THE WAY.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YEP.
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AND THEY AIN'T
ALL JUST HAIRCUTS.
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SHAMPOOS, TOO.
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SHAMPOOS?
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WHAT'S HE CHARGE
FOR THAT?
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80 CENTS.
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80 CENTS?
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JUST TO WASH YOUR HEAD?
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HATE TO HAVE HIM
GIVE ME A BATH.
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WELL, HIS CUSTOMERS
CAN AFFORD IT.
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UH, IF YOU THINK
THAT'S SOMETHING
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HE DOES SOMETHING
THAT THEY CALL A FACIAL.
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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO IMPROVE YOUR FACE.
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$1.50.
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$1.50?
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MM-HMM.
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EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
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FINE.
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THANK YOU.
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CALL AGAIN.
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THAT'S THE FACIAL.
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I'D HATE TO SEE
WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE
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WHEN HE WENT IN.
242
00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,302
HEAR THAT?
243
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,872
HE'S PLAYING MY SONG.
244
00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,922
SMART-LOOKING
CLIENTELE, HUH?
245
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,958
I THINK HE'S A DOCTOR.
246
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,293
YEAH.
247
00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,762
I'M GLAD YOU TALKED ME
INTO THIS, ANDY.
248
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,619
WAIT A MINUTE, BARN.
249
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:16,857
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
250
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,892
THEM FELLAS GOIN'
IN THE BARBERSHOP.
251
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:19,960
WHAT ABOUT 'EM?
252
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,629
AIN'T THEY THE
SAME THREE FELLAS
253
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,130
WE SAW GOIN'
IN THERE YESTERDAY
254
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,164
ABOUT THIS TIME?
255
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,638
YEAH, NOW THAT
YOU MENTION IT
256
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,739
THEY DO LOOK FAMILIAR.
257
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,806
YEAH.
258
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,307
DON'T THAT SEEM
STRANGE TO YOU--
259
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,376
A CUSTOMER GOIN' BACK
TO THE BARBERSHOP
260
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,377
THE VERY NEXT DAY?
261
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,146
NO.
NO?
262
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,347
NO, DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR
263
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,050
OF A PERSON WITH
A "COMPELSION" COMPLEX?
264
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,918
A WHAT?
265
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,319
A "COMPELSION" COMPLEX--
266
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,289
LIKE WHEN FOLKS GOTTA WARSH
THEIR HANDS ALL DAY--
267
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,625
THAT'S A HAND-WARSHIN'
"COMPELSION."
268
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,160
WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKIN' AT THERE--
269
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:57,765
THAT'S A CASE
OF HAIR-CUTTIN' "COMPELSION."
270
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,032
ALL THREE OF 'EM?
271
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,334
ALL THREE OF 'EM
GOT THE "COMPELSION."
272
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,870
LISTEN, YOU FIND
273
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:07,274
"COMPELSION"
NUTS ALL OVER.
274
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,098
OKAY, LET'S HAVE IT.
275
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,000
HERE YOU ARE:
THE BETTING SLIPS
276
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,167
AND THE
COMPLETE TAKE
277
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,303
FROM EVERY BOOKIE
IN MY DISTRICT.
278
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,371
GOOD, HOW
'BOUT YOU BOYS?
279
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,007
WE GOT 100% COLLECTION, TOO.
280
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,042
LADYBUG AT HIALEAH
DID REAL GOOD.
281
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,011
BILL, HOW LONG
YOU GONNA HIDE OUT?
282
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,312
WHY NOT BRING
THE OPERATION
283
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,446
BACK TO THE CITY?
284
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,447
YOU KIDDIN'?
285
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,916
AS LONG AS
THE HEAT'S ON
286
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:49,917
WE'RE GONNA STAY.
287
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,084
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
288
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,020
YOU CAN'T PLACE
HORSE BETS BACK HOME.
289
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,022
MIGHT'S WELL STAY
HOLED UP RIGHT HERE.
290
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,792
SURE, WHAT COULD BE SWEETER...
A DOPEY BARBER FOR A FRONT MAN
291
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,428
THE ONLY LAW IN TOWN
IS A COUNTRY-BOY SHERIFF
292
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,930
WHO'S THE BARBER'S PAL?
293
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,833
PRETTY HARD TO MATCH
A PARLAY LIKE THAT.
294
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,300
HEY, WATCH IT.
295
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,825
YOU GOT ANY FOOD
FOR AN EMPTY LAWMAN?
296
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,393
BE READY IN JUST A MINUTE.
297
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,128
GOOD.
BURN YOURSELF?
298
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,429
UNH-UNH.
299
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,831
OH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
300
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,233
I WALKED PAST
FLOYD'S BARBER SHOP TODAY.
301
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,902
IT CERTAINLY
IS A BUSY PLACE.
302
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,837
YEAH, THAT NEW BARBER'S
PRETTY GOOD.
303
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,305
HE OUGHT TO BE
PRETTY POPULAR
304
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,473
WITH THE MEN IN TOWN.
305
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,075
WELL, NOT JUST
WITH THE MEN.
306
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,076
HOW'S THAT?
307
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,210
SARAH TELLS ME
308
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,245
HE'S PRETTY POPULAR
WITH THE LADIES.
309
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,947
SARAH OVER AT
THE SWITCHBOARD?
310
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,817
UH-HUH, YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T
TALK MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE.
311
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,385
SHE JUST HAPPENED
TO OVERHEAR
312
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,953
SOME OF HIS PHONE CALLS.
313
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,855
DO YOU KNOW HE'S
GOT GIRLFRIENDS
314
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,157
ALL THE WAY FROM HERE
TO MOREHEAD CITY?
315
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,294
IS IT RIGHT FOR SARAH
TO LISTEN TO HIS CALLS?
316
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,129
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
317
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,898
AND BEFORE SHE SAID ONE WORD
318
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,500
I TOLD HER STRAIGHT OUT
SHE SHOULDN'T DO IT.
319
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,968
GOSSIPING IS VERY RUDE.
320
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,870
GOOD FOR YOU, AUNT BEE.
321
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,273
AND I'M NOT ONE TO CARRY TALES
ABOUT PEOPLE, EITHER.
322
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,783
WELL, DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR
WHAT SHE SAID?
323
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,485
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
WASN'T GOSSIPING WITH HER.
324
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,522
WELL, I WASN'T GOSSIPING.
SHE WAS GOSSIPING.
325
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,124
I WAS JUST LISTENING.
326
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,828
OH, OH, YOU WERE
JUST LISTENING, OH.
327
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,362
WELL, I COULDN'T
WALK AWAY.
328
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,430
THAT WOULD BE RUDE.
329
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,065
OH, I SEE,
IT WOULD BE RUDER
330
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,834
TO BE RUDE
THAN TO BE GOSSIPING.
331
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,069
WELL, SARAH KNOWS
THAT ANYTHING SHE TELLS ME
332
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,570
DOESN'T GO ONE BIT FURTHER.
333
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,940
GOOD FOR YOU AGAIN, AUNT BEE.
334
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,910
WELL, DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR
WHAT SHE SAID?
335
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,179
DON'T I WANT TO HEAR THE THING
THAT WOULDN'T GO ANY FURTHER?
336
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,885
UH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
337
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,353
I'M FIXIN' TO EAT.
338
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,196
GO AHEAD AND TELL ME
BEFORE YOU BUST.
339
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,932
WELL, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT KIND
OF GIRLS THEY ARE
340
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,100
BUT FROM THEIR NAMES
341
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,235
THEY SOUND LIKE
CHORUS GIRLS OR SUCH.
342
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:27,207
TIGER LIL, BROWN-EYED MARY,
LINDY LOU...
343
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,576
THEY ARE KIND OF STRANGE NAMES
FOR A FACT.
344
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,912
AND THEY STAY UP LATE, TOO.
345
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,547
SOMETHING SARAH SAID
ABOUT TIGER LIL
346
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,217
NOT COMING HOME
UNTIL TEN TO ONE.
347
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,221
AND BROWN-EYED MARY
NOT TILL EIGHT TO FIVE.
348
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,356
ODD TIME.
349
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,225
AND THAT'S
NOT THE WORST.
350
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,328
LINDY LOU DIDN'T SHOW AT ALL.
351
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:52,866
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO HIS
PLACE AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW.
352
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,104
SHE DIDN'T SHOW, HUH?
353
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,374
PLACE AND SHOW...
354
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,377
I BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH SARAH.
355
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,079
WELL, I DIDN'T
KNOW
356
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,447
YOU LIKED GOSSIP.
357
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:12,119
MAYBE JUST THIS ONCE.
358
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,388
HEY, SARAH, SHERIFF TAYLOR.
359
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,858
LISTEN, SARAH,
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME SOMETHING.
360
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:28,902
WHAT IS IT, ANDY?
361
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,337
I GOT YOUR CALL AT THE DINER
362
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,539
AND I CAME OVER AS
FAST AS I COULD MAKE IT.
363
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,241
WELL, IT AIN'T
ALL THAT URGENT
364
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,944
BUT WE DO HAVE A KIND
OF A NASTY SITUATION HERE.
365
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,246
WE DO? NASTY,
IN MAYBERRY?
366
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,248
SEE IF I GOT MY BULLET.
367
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,650
WELL, IT SEEMS THAT
FLOYD'S BARBER SHOP'S
368
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,652
BEING USED AS A FRONT
FOR GAMBLING.
369
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,154
GAMBLING?
370
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,488
THAT'S RIGHT.
371
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,424
BOOKMAKING, HORSE RACING
BETS AND EVERYTHING.
372
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,094
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
373
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,562
IN FLOYD'S BARBER SHOP?
374
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,230
THAT'S RIGHT.
375
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,199
HEY, DO YOU THINK IT'S...
376
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,034
THAT'S RIGHT--
HIS NEW PARTNER.
377
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,036
SHAMPOO KING, HUH?
378
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,072
EXPLAINS
EVERYTHING, TOO.
379
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,107
PHONE CALLS,
THE OUT-OF-TOWN CUSTOMERS,
380
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,142
THEM SAME THREE FELLAS
KEEP COMING IN.
381
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,510
THEY PROBABLY WORK FOR HIM
382
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,512
PICKING UP THE BETS
AND THE WINNINGS.
383
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,081
WE CAN'T
JUST STAND HERE.
384
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,548
LET'S GO GET HIM.
385
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,019
WE'LL ROPE OFF THE BLOCK,
GET SOME TEAR GAS...
386
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,453
NO, BARNEY, THAT WON'T WORK.
387
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,123
THEY'LL JUST HIDE THE EVIDENCE
AND PLAY INNOCENT.
388
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:27,294
OH... OH.
389
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,396
WELL, WHAT
DO YOU SUGGEST?
390
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,598
WELL, WE GOT TO CATCH
THEM AT IT RED-HANDED,
391
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,500
GET THE EVIDENCE
ON THEM, YOU KNOW.
392
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,568
CATCH THEM WITH THEM
LITTLE BLACK BAGS.
393
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,370
WELL, HOW'RE WE
GONNA DO THAT?
394
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,405
DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW.
395
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,706
WE COULD USE A PLANT.
396
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,975
YOU KNOW, SEND SOMEBODY
IN TO PLACE A BET.
397
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,411
THE MINUTE THEY TAKE
IT, WHY, WE'D GRAB THEM.
398
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:48,148
YEAH...
399
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,184
HOW ABOUT ME?
400
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,420
WELL, THEY NEVER
SEEN ME BEFORE.
401
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,022
A DEPUTY SHERIFF?
402
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,490
WELL, NOT IN THESE CLOTHES,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
403
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,292
OH, NO, BARNEY.
404
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,162
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY
THEY WOULDN'T SUSPECT AT ALL.
405
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,165
YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY THEY WOULDN'T
IN ANY WAY BE AFRAID OF.
406
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:09,602
YEAH, YEAH, A TYPICAL CITIZEN.
407
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,739
HEY, WHAT ABOUT EMMA WATSON?
408
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,041
EMMA WATSON?
409
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,508
SURE, I'M ALL
THE TIME READING
410
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,178
ABOUT THESE LITTLE OLD
LADIES THAT BET ON RACES.
411
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,413
THEY'D NEVER SUSPECT
SWEET OLD EMMA WATSON.
412
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,215
BARNEY, YOU CAN'T
ASK EMMA WATSON
413
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,516
TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.
414
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,318
WELL, WHY NOT?
415
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,289
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
ASK A PRIVATE CITIZEN
TO BE A POLICE SPY.
416
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,424
SOMETHING MIGHT GO WRONG,
MIGHT GET HURT.
417
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,060
WELL, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO--
418
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,761
JUST SIT AROUND
AND WATCH OUR TOWN
419
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,297
BECOME THE GAMBLING
CENTER OF THE COUNTRY?
420
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,367
COME TO MAYBERRY, FOLKS,
GATEWAY TO MONTE CARLO.
421
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,434
BARNEY...
422
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,802
WHY, ONCE
THE WORD GETS OUT
423
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,337
THEY'LL BE SWARMIN'
IN HERE
424
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,739
WITH THEIR HORN HONKIN'
AND THEIR JAYWALKIN'...
425
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,708
NOW, BARNEY, WE'LL
GET THEM FELLAS.
426
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,044
WE JUST GOT TO FIGURE
OUT THE BEST WAY.
427
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,745
NOW, I GOT TO GO
TO STUART SIMMONS'S
428
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,747
AND I'LL BE BACK
AFTER A WHILE
429
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,417
AND THEN WE'LL
FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.
430
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,220
WELL, I STILL THINK
EMMA WATSON'S A GOOD IDEA.
431
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,722
WE SEND HER INTO
THE BARBER SHOP...
432
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,092
NO, BARNEY, NO.
433
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,393
NOW, JUST,
JUST CALM DOWN
434
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,261
AND WHEN I GET BACK,
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
435
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,746
IT IS, TOO, JOEY.
436
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,415
IT IS NOT--
YOU'RE CRAZY.
437
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,184
I'LL BETCHA THAT'S BARNEY.
438
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,457
BARNEY?
439
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,759
IT IS BARNEY.
SEE, JOEY?
440
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,895
WHATCHA DOIN', BARNEY--
TRICK OR TREAT?
441
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,531
YOU SURE DO LOOK
FUNNY, BARNEY.
442
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,435
HE LOOKS LIKE MRS. COX
IN THE SECOND GRADE, DON'T HE?
443
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,570
BEAT IT, WILL YOU?
444
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,340
I'M PLAYING A TRICK ON SOMEBODY
AND I WANT TO SURPRISE THEM.
445
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,808
NOW, GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
446
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,444
GO ON!
447
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,745
HE SURE DOES
LOOK GOOFY.
448
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,146
DID YOU SEE
THAT HAT?
449
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,724
SAY, BILL,
WHERE'S THE DOPE
WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?
450
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,259
HE WENT HOME
FOR LUNCH,
451
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,827
BUT LET'S WORK
FAST, COME ON.
452
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,230
WATCH IT, HERE
COMES SOMEBODY.
453
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,969
:
HELLO, BOYS.
454
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,805
FLOYD ISN'T
HERE, IS HE?
455
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,243
UH, NO.
456
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:40,480
GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
GENTLEMAN I REALLY WANT TO SEE.
457
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,515
ME?
458
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,451
MM
459
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,619
BECAUSE I WANT TO PLACE A BET
ON A HORSE.
460
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,725
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT HERE?
461
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,894
OH, IT GETS AROUND,
BUT DON'T WORRY.
462
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,297
YOU BOYS ARE ABSOLUTELY
SAFE WITH ME.
463
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,831
NOW, WHAT I WANT TO DO
464
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,268
IS TO PUT THIS
RIGHT ON THE HORSEY'S NOSE.
465
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,735
NOW, WE HAVE TO DO THIS FAST
466
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,338
BECAUSE IF MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
SHOULD FIND OUT
467
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,773
SHE'D JUST HAVE A FIT.
468
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,476
I HAVE THIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW,
SHE'S JUST A BEAST.
469
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,943
A BEAST IS WHAT SHE IS.
470
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,746
SHE WON'T LET ME GAMBLE,
SHE WON'T LET ME DO ANYTHING.
471
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,716
YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO SNEAK
DOWN TO THE GAS STATION
472
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:21,588
TO TAKE A PINCH OF SNUFF?
473
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,624
IS THAT, UH, SO?
474
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,892
UH, YEAH...
YEAH, YES.
475
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,327
A BEAST IS
WHAT SHE IS.
476
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,595
SHE'S JUST A BEAST.
477
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,498
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE SHE MARRIED
LATE IN LIFE
478
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,467
AND THEN SHE HAD THIS
SKIN CONDITION, YOU KNOW
479
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,436
THAT LASTED WELL INTO HER 30s.
480
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,937
IT'S MADE HER BITTER.
481
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,308
BUT I SAY, LIVE AND
LET LIVE IS WHAT I SAY.
482
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,875
I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE HARM
483
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,644
IN PLACING
A LITTLE BET?
484
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,546
THAT'S WHAT
I ALWAYS SAY.
485
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,815
NOW, UH, HERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS.
486
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:53,686
NOW, UH, GIVE ME
ONE OF THEM LITTLE SLIPS.
487
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,764
OH, IS THAT WHERE YOU KEEP THE
NAMES OF THE HORSES AND THINGS?
488
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,968
STOP IT! STOP IT!
489
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:21,781
HE AIN'T HERE, JOEY.
490
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,383
WHERE DO YOU
THINK HE WENT?
491
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,551
I DON'T KNOW.
492
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,018
OH, HI, WHATCHA
DOIN', BOYS?
493
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,086
LOOKIN' FOR BARNEY.
494
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,755
WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH BARNEY?
495
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,357
WE WANT TO TEASE HIM.
496
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,724
HE SURE LOOKS FUNNY.
497
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,925
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
498
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,327
LIKE AN OLD LADY.
499
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,529
LIKE MRS. COX
IN THE SECOND GRADE.
500
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,764
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
501
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,932
BARNEY'S DRESSED
LIKE A LITTLE OLD LADY.
502
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,801
SAID HE WAS GONNA
FOOL SOMEBODY.
503
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,536
HEY, MAYBE YOU BETTER
WAIT IN THERE.
504
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:46,506
I'LL FIND BARNEY.
505
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,541
LET GO OF ME!
506
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:52,545
WHOA, WHOA, LADY...
507
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,080
ALL RIGHT, TURN HIM LOOSE.
508
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,094
BOY, TALK ABOUT CATCHIN'
THEM RED-HANDED.
509
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,563
YOU REALLY DID
A FINE JOB, BARN.
510
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,064
WELL...
511
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,768
:
DON'T TELL MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
512
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,810
I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT
MEDWIN AND HIS BOYS
513
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,845
EXTRADITED TO WHERE
THEY WAS WANTED.
514
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,080
YEAH, GOOD RIDDANCE,
I'D SAY.
515
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,649
GETTING RID OF HIM IN A HURRY,
516
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,018
AT LEAST FLOYD NEVER HAD
TO KNOW THE AWFUL TRUTH
517
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,920
THAT HE WAS TEAMED UP
WITH A BOOKMAKER.
518
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,723
YES, LET'S HOPE HE NEVER
HAS TO FIND OUT.
519
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,692
HI, FLOYD,
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
520
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,860
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
521
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,161
OH, BOY, HAVE I GOT
NEWS FOR YOU!
522
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,663
WHAT SORT OF NEWS?
523
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,465
MEDWIN, HE WAS
WORKING HERE FOR ME,
524
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,933
WELL, HE'S GONE!
HE'S OUT.
525
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,801
HE HASN'T CALLED IN.
HE HASN'T CHECKED IN.
526
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,770
HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.
IS THAT RIGHT?
527
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,572
YOU KNOW THOSE
PHONE CALLS OF HIS?
528
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,407
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING --
529
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:57,644
THEY WEREN'T JUST
ORDINARY PHONE CALLS.
THEY WEREN'T?
530
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,811
NO, OF COURSE!
531
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,747
OH, I MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND.
532
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,582
HOW COULD I BELIEVE
THAT THERE WERE
533
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,083
CUSTOMERS
MAKING RESERVATIONS?
534
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,818
HOW COULD I BE
SO STUPID?
535
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:09,622
WELL, FLOYD,
AS A MATTER OF FACT --
536
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,791
NO, OF COURSE THEY WEREN'T
ANYTHING OF THE SORT!
537
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,793
OH, I ADMIT THAT HE
HAD ME FOOLED.
538
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,796
BUT NOW I KNOW
WHAT HE WAS UP TO.
539
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:17,897
WELL...
540
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,966
THOSE PHONE CALLS
541
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,001
WERE FROM GIRLFRIENDS.
542
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,571
YES.
543
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:28,007
I'VE JUST HAD A MESSAGE
THAT APPLE DUMPLING
544
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,076
IS COMING IN AT 10 TO ONE.
545
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:33,145
OF COURSE, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT HE WON'T BE HERE,
546
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,582
SO I'M GOING TO
TAKE HER OUT MYSELF.
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