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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,513 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,648 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:18,119 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,798 I GET SO TIRED COUNTING CALORIES. 5 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,500 HELLO, OTIS. 6 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,135 HI, LADIES. 7 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,269 IS MR. GOSS HERE? 8 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,770 HE'S OUT FETCHIN' MY SUIT. 9 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,372 GOT THE SPOTS OFF, OTIS. 10 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,841 IT MIGHT SAVE US ALL A LOT OF TROUBLE 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,278 IF YOU'D JUST GET YOURSELF A WHISKEY-COLORED SUIT. 12 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,580 WELL, MISS BEE. AND MISS JOHNSON. 13 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,082 HOW NICE YOU LOOK. 14 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,684 GOT YOUR BLUE PRINT ON TODAY, HAVEN'T YOU? 15 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,721 SAY, THAT CHOCOLATE STAIN COME OFF THE COLLAR 16 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,289 REAL GOOD, DIDN'T IT? 17 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,657 WELL, LIKE I SAY... 18 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:01,195 IT ALWAYS PAYS TO LOOK YOUR BEST. 19 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,363 ANDY'S SUIT READY? 20 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,697 OH, SURE, SURE, SURE. 21 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,100 ANDY GOIN' TO THAT DANCE TONIGHT? 22 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,501 WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY. 23 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,639 I WOULDN'T MIND TAKIN' IN THAT DANCE MYSELF. 24 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,475 THAT IS, OF COURSE, IF I HAD A NICE LADY PARTNER 25 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:15,676 TO GO ALONG WITH ME. 26 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,411 FRED, IF I COULD JUST -- 27 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,647 YOU COULD WEAR YOUR GREEN PILE. 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,782 I COULD PICK YOU UP AT 8:00. 29 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,485 WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, MR. GOSS, 30 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,155 BUT I WASN'T REALLY PLANNING ON GOING. 31 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,690 AW. EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE. 32 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,592 WHAT IS IT, OTIS? 33 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,826 MY SUIT! 34 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,629 HUH? OH. OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 35 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,465 IT NEEDS CLEANIN' BAD. 36 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,733 I JUST HAD IT CLEANED! I'M PICKIN' IT UP. 37 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,703 OH. OH! WELL...YES. SURE. 38 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,539 THERE YOU ARE. PERFECT. 39 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:49,210 ALWAYS PAYS TO LOOK YOUR BEST. 40 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,278 ANDY'S SUIT. 41 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,412 HUH 42 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,746 ANDY'S BLUE SUIT. 43 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,582 OH, THE SUIT. 44 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:58,186 THE SUIT, YES. SURE, SURE. 45 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:01,455 ANYTHING FOR YOU, MISS BEE. 46 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,656 WELL, BEE. 47 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,793 CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER. 48 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:09,330 OH, CLARA, PLEASE. YOU KNOW HOW MEN ARE. 49 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,564 YES. 50 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:14,468 TERRIBLE, AREN'T THEY? 51 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,271 I GOT THE FRONT ALL SWEPT. 52 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,639 ALREADY? 53 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,574 BOY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR BARNEY TO GET BACK 54 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,910 TO TELL HIM WHAT AN OUTSTANDIN' DEPUTY YOU BEEN. 55 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,879 WHAT'LL I DO NOW? CAN I GO ARREST SOMEBODY? 56 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,581 WELL, THERE AIN'T ACTUALLY 57 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,318 ANY HEAVY-DUTY ARRESTIN' TO DO RIGHT NOW. 58 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,720 WHAT THE DEPUTY USUALLY DOES IS, UH... 59 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,921 EMPTY THE TRASH. 60 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,856 OKAY. 61 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,694 PA... 62 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:44,198 SINCE I AM A DEPUTY AND I'M DOIN' DEPUTY WORK, 63 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,200 COULD I WEAR THE DEPUTY HAT? 64 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,569 WELL, THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE ENOUGH. 65 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,570 COME ON. 66 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,373 COME OVER HERE. 67 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,310 NOW, LET'S SEE. 68 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,611 HOW'S IT LOOK? 69 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,347 IT LOOKS FINE. I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 70 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,915 YOU WON'T BE BOTHERED WITH GETTIN' SUN IN YOUR EYES. 71 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,219 HEY. HEY. WAIT A MINUTE, DEPUTY. 72 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,521 HOW'D YOU LOSE YOUR TEETH? 73 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,423 WELL, IT WAS LIKE THIS, SHERIFF. 74 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,492 IT HAPPENED AT THE BIG BANK ROBBERY. 75 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,893 I NAILED TWO OF THE ROBBERS, 76 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,263 AND THE OTHER GUY SHOT MY TEETH OUT. 77 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,499 NOW, YOU KNOW I HANDLE ALL THE ROBBERIES AROUND HERE. 78 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,402 YOU COME OVER HERE 79 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,272 AND GET THAT TRASH OUT. 80 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,717 I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY, OTIS, BUT AIN'T YOU A LITTLE EARLY? 81 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,653 I'M DEAD SOBER, ANDY, BUT I EXPECT I'LL GET OVER IT. 82 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,523 SINCE I'LL PROBABLY END UP HERE OVER THE WEEKEND, 83 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,326 I THOUGHT I'D BRING MY GOOD SUIT AND LEAVE IT 84 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,760 SO'S I CAN CHANGE 85 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,263 IN CASE I GET OUT IN TIME FOR CHURCH SUNDAY. 86 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,498 NOW, ONE THING. 87 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,400 I'M SHORT-HANDED WITH BARNEY AWAY. 88 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,735 WON'T BE ANYBODY TO LOCK YOU UP. 89 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,338 I BETTER SEE IF I GOT MY OWN KEY. 90 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,572 THERE SHE IS. 91 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,375 THAT'S FINE, PROVIDIN' YOU FIND THE LOCK. 92 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,776 OH, THE LOCK'S EASY. 93 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,679 THE REAL PROBLEM'S FINDIN' THE DOOR. 94 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,715 YOU, UH, GOIN' TO THE DANCE TONIGHT? 95 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,418 NO, I'M TOO GIVE OUT FROM A WEEK OF DOUBLE DUTY. 96 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,786 I'LL JUST GO HOME AND ANCHOR DOWN THAT COUCH. 97 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,022 FRED GOSS IS TRYIN' TO TALK YOUR AUNT BEE 98 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,457 INTO GOIN' WITH HIM. 99 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,792 FRED GOSS OVER AT THE CLEANERS? 100 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,929 MM-HMM. OH, HE WAS SWEET-TALKIN' UP A STORM. 101 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,664 FRED GOSS AND AUNT BEE. 102 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,834 THERE'S AN UNLIKELY COMBINATION, AIN'T IT? 103 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,836 I'LL HAVE TO GET AFTER HER ABOUT THAT. 104 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,038 YEAH, DO THAT. I'LL BE SEEIN' YOU, ANDY. 105 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,807 OKAY. 106 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:37,545 FRED GOSS AND AUNT BEE? 107 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,080 I THINK I GOT A GOOD PRICE ON THESE TOMATOES, 108 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,715 DON'T YOU, CLARA? 109 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,984 MM-HMM. WHO'S ANDY TAKING TO THE DANCE TONIGHT? 110 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,052 THE DANCE? 111 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,320 MM-HMM. WHO'S HE TAKING? 112 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,755 I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING. 113 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,492 PROBABLY WILL SIT HERE WITH YOU, WON'T HE? 114 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,726 OH, PROBABLY. 115 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,695 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 116 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,698 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, CLARA? 117 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,966 JUST THIS. 118 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,935 MAYBE YOU OUGHTN'T TO BE SO QUICK 119 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,004 TO TURN DOWN MR. GOSS. 120 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,005 WHAT? 121 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,507 WELL... 122 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,042 MAYBE IT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA 123 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:13,113 IF YOU CONSIDERED MR. GOSS AS A POSSIBLE MATCH? 124 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,649 MR. GOSS AND ME?! 125 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,352 FOR TWO REASONS -- ANDY AND OPIE. 126 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,621 WHAT DOES ANDY AND OPIE GOT TO DO WITH IT? 127 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,356 WELL, THE PLAIN FACT 128 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,925 IS THAT ANDY'S STILL A YOUNG MAN. 129 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,396 HE NEEDS A WIFE. AND OPIE NEEDS A MOTHER. 130 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,063 WELL, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? 131 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,566 ANDY CAN'T BRING A WIFE HOME WHILE YOU'RE STILL HERE. 132 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,001 WHY, THAT'D BE TURNING YOU OUT, 133 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,836 AND HE'D NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 134 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,406 WELL, I'D NEVER STAND IN THE WAY 135 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,040 OF ANDY GETTING MARRIED. 136 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:44,044 DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOUR BEING HERE IS PREVENTING IT? 137 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,747 WHY, ANDY HAS TO CLOSE HIS EYES 138 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,582 TO HIS OWN HAPPINESS. 139 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,819 HE CAN'T GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED 140 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,887 AND SETTLE SOMEWHERE FIRST. 141 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,956 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 142 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,491 ANDY'S NOT GETTING A WIFE 143 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,793 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE LONELY. 144 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,795 WHY, HE SEES LOTS OF GIRLS! 145 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,797 HE GOES TO THE DANCES! I -- 146 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,599 AUNT BEE. HI, MISS JOHNSON. 147 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,801 HAVE YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO EAT 148 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,571 FOR A HUNGRY SHERIFF AND HIS NUMBER 149 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,407 HE MEANS ME. I WORE BARNEY'S HAT AND EVERYTHING. 150 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:16,109 I'M JUST STARTING IT. YOU GO AND GET WASHED UP. 151 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,546 I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING. 152 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,081 NO, WE WERE JUST CHATTING... ABOUT THE DANCE. 153 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,683 OUGHT TO BE A RIPSNORTER. 154 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,085 WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE DANCE, ANDY? 155 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,054 ALICE STAPLETON? SISSY WAINWRIGHT? 156 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,489 ESTELLE PARSONS? 157 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,157 FACT IS, I AIN'T TAKIN' ANYBODY. 158 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,625 OH, YOU'RE GOING ALONE 159 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,594 SO YOU CAN DANCE WITH ALL OF THEM. 160 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,430 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE DANCE AT ALL. 161 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,031 I THOUGHT I'D JUST SPEND 162 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,834 A NICE, QUIET EVENING HERE WITH YOU. 163 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,103 WELL? 164 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,139 WELL, MAYBE HE HASN'T MET THE RIGHT GIRL YET. 165 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,709 OH, BEE, NOW, YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT HE'S -- 166 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,944 THANKS FOR GETTIN' MY SUIT CLEANED, AUNT BEE. 167 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,013 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT NEEDED IT OR NOT, 168 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,882 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WORTH THE DOLLAR 169 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,551 FOR YOU AND YOU-KNOW-WHO TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 170 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,619 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 171 00:06:58,652 --> 00:06:59,787 COME ON, AUNT BEE. 172 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,555 IT'S NO SECRET 173 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,557 ABOUT YOU AND FRED GOSS -- CAN'T EXPECT TO KEEP 174 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,493 A FLAMING ROMANCE LIKE THAT SECRET FOR LONG. 175 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,960 I'M SCARED TO LEAVE MY PAINT LADDER OUTSIDE 176 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,896 FOR FEAR HE'LL COME BY 177 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,032 AND TAKE YOU OFF ELOPIN' WITH HIM. 178 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:17,505 IT WAS A LITTLE JOKE, THAT'S ALL. 179 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,473 IT WAS JUST A JOKE! 180 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,875 MANY A TRUTH IS SAID IN JEST. 181 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,777 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 182 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:27,515 BEE, I'M SPEAKING TO YOU AS A FRIEND WHEN I SAY 183 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,684 IT MAY BE TIME THAT YOU OPENED YOUR EYES 184 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,621 AND THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING MARRIED -- 185 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,489 FOR EVERYBODY'S SAKE. 186 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,925 BUT MR. GOSS ISN'T MY TYPE. 187 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,861 OH, HE'S NOT AS BAD AS ALL THAT. 188 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,764 BESIDES, WHEN YOU REACH OUR AGE, 189 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,799 WE CAN'T BE TOO CHOOSY. 190 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,736 WELL, ANDY MIGHT NOT EVEN APPROVE OF HIM. 191 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:52,205 ON THE OTHER HAND, HE MIGHT APPROVE OF HIM VERY MUCH. 192 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,775 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU SETTLE THINGS? 193 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,045 INVITE MR. GOSS TO DINNER AND FIND OUT. 194 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,693 HEY, I BELIEVE I'VE GOT AN OUTSTANDING IDEA 195 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,161 FOR THIS EVENING, DEPUTY. 196 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,664 WHAT IS IT, PA? I MEAN, SHERIFF. 197 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,999 WELL, HOW WOULD IT BE IF YOU AND ME AND AUNT BEE 198 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,268 ALL GOT IN THE CAR AND WENT OVER TO MOUNT PILOT 199 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,571 AND HAD SUPPER IN THAT CHINESE RESTAURANT? 200 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,772 YOU MEAN WHERE THEY STICK 201 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,574 THE LITTLE PARASOLS IN THE RICE? 202 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,875 THE VERY PLACE. 203 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,544 THAT'D BE NIFTY, PA. I MEAN, SHERIFF. 204 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,246 THEN IT'S A DEAL, SON. I MEAN, DEPUTY. 205 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,017 OH. HELLO, EVERYBODY. HERE'S LUNCH. 206 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,920 HOWDY, AUNT BEE. WE WAS JUST TALKIN' ABOUT YOU. 207 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,956 ANDY, YOU WON'T BE WORKING LATE TONIGHT, WILL YOU? 208 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,992 WELL, NO, I DON'T EXPECT SO. 209 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,861 WELL, I THOUGHT I'D ASK MR. GOSS OVER FOR DINNER. 210 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,730 MR. GOSS? 211 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,032 UNLESS YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS, THAT IS. 212 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,134 OH, NO, NO. I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER PLANS. 213 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,770 BUT, PA, WE WERE GOING TO GO OVER TO MOUNT PILOT 214 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,906 FOR THAT CHINESE SUPPER. 215 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,575 IF YOU'D RATHER GO OVER TO MOUNT PILOT, I CAN -- 216 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,776 OH, NO, NO, NO. 217 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,112 IF YOU WANT TO HAVE MR. GOSS FOR SUPPER, 218 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:08,015 THAT'S AN OUTSTANDING IDEA -- JUST OUTSTANDING. 219 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:13,186 WELL. 220 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,622 WELL... 221 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,890 I'LL GO ASK HIM. 222 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,730 BUT, PA, WHAT ABOUT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT? 223 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,832 OH, WE'LL MAKE THE TRIP ANOTHER TIME. 224 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,200 IF AUNT BEE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME COMPANY, 225 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,070 IT'S ONLY FAIR SHE HAS HER SAY ONCE IN A WHILE. 226 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,605 NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY. 227 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,841 WE'LL GET PARASOLS STUCK IN YOUR RICE REAL SOON. 228 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,243 SEE IF YOU CAN SET UP LUNCH LIKE BARNEY DOES. 229 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,778 OKAY. 230 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,212 OKAY. 231 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,919 AUNT BEE AND FRED GOSS. 232 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,587 HMM. 233 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,893 PASS ME THAT GRAVY, WILL YOU, MISS BEE? 234 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,796 I THINK I'LL MAKE MYSELF A GRAVY SANDWICH. 235 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,631 OH, BE CAREFUL! CAREFUL. 236 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,332 OH, MAKES AWFUL SPOTS. 237 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,034 I GUESS YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FELLA 238 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,003 THAT PUT THE CLEANING FLUID RIGHT IN WITH THE GRAVY. 239 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,805 THAT WAY, WHEN HE GOT A SPOT ON HIS TIE, 240 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,674 IT TOOK CARE OF ITSELF AUTOMATICALLY. 241 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,212 MIXING THOSE CHEMICALS WITH FOOD 242 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,214 COULD BE MIGHTY DANGEROUS. 243 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,683 WELL, IT... 244 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,886 IT WAS JUST A LITTLE JOKE ABOUT GRAVY. 245 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:22,155 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, GRAVY IS NO JOKE. 246 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,157 NO, SIRREE. 247 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,728 TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO GET IT CLEANED OFF PROPER. 248 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,129 LOT OF GOOD SPOTTIN'. 249 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,031 PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALIZE. 250 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,967 YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, I DIDN'T, UH -- 251 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,068 I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- 252 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,403 WINE STAINS ALMOST AS BAD. 253 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,771 YOU KNOW WHO BRINGS IN 254 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,339 A LOT OF CLOTHES WITH WINE STAINS? 255 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,075 MRS. DOUG PALMER. 256 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,678 SHE BRINGS IN DOUG'S SUITS. 257 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,180 AND THEY GOT SPOTS ON 'EM MADE FROM ELDERBERRY WINE. 258 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,917 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE KNOWS IT. 259 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,119 AND FAR BE IT FOR ME TO GOSSIP. 260 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,721 BUT THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 261 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,989 DOUG'S HITTIN' THE OLD ELDERBERRY WINE. 262 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,125 IS THAT RIGHT? 263 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,127 MRS. RICK JACKSON BROUGHT IN A SUIT THE OTHER DAY. 264 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,195 IT HAD BLOND HAIRS ON IT. 265 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:06,033 WHAT COLOR IS RICK JACKSON'S WIFE'S HAIR? 266 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,735 BRUNET. 267 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,771 'NOUGH SAID. 268 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,307 KNOW WHAT KIND OF CLEANING IS TROUBLE CASES? DRESSES. 269 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,444 AND FLOCKIN' -- IT COMES APART. I GET BLAMED. 270 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:21,181 AND THAT PAPER TAFFETA -- CAN'T EVEN BE TUMBLE DRIED. 271 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,383 OUGHT TO BE A LAW AGAINST IT. 272 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,054 YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 273 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,222 AND BUTTONS -- 274 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,191 PLASTIC BUTTONS THAT MELT. 275 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,126 RHINESTONE BUTTONS THAT -- 276 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,230 THEY GOT TO BE ALL TOOK OFF AND SEWED BACK AGAIN BY HAND. 277 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,899 WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? 278 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,102 LAST WEEK, SOMEONE BROUGHT IN A BLUE PRINT. 279 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,137 HAD 23 RHINESTONE BUTTONS. 280 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,073 23 RHINESTONE BUTTONS! 281 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,843 WOMAN LIKE THAT OUGHT TO BE RUN OUT OF TOWN. 282 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,845 I'LL GET SOME COFFEE. 283 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,749 LAST WEEK, A FELLA LEFT 284 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,118 A FOUNTAIN PEN IN HIS POCKET. 285 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,922 I HAD 30 POUNDS OF CLOTHES BEIN' CLEANED IN INK. 286 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,123 WHY, I, UH -- 287 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,826 I BELIEVE I'LL HELP AUNT BEE. 288 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,394 AND, YOUNG MAN, 289 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,198 THERE'S A MATTER OF GRASS STAINS. 290 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,301 CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND, AUNT BEE? 291 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,437 UH...WELL, UH, THE SUGAR, MAYBE. 292 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,506 OKAY. 293 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,210 BOY, MR. GOSS CERTAINLY KNOWS HIS BUSINESS, DOESN'T HE? 294 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,978 YES, HE DOES, DOESN'T HE? 295 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,514 HE'S A FINE MAN. GOT HIS OWN BUSINESS. 296 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,117 DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF -- HARD WORK. 297 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,953 YES, SIR, HE'S A CREDIT TO THE TOWN. 298 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,922 YOU REALLY LIKE HIM? 299 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,458 YEAH. DON'T YOU? 300 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:42,029 YES. YES, HE'S VERY NICE. 301 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,231 YEAH, HE MAKES GOOD COMPANY. 302 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,334 HE'S A GOOD TALKER, LIKES A GOOD JOKE. 303 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,237 HE'S NEVER BEEN MARRIED, HAS HE? 304 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,372 I DON'T THINK SO. 305 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,473 WHY? 306 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,042 OH, NOTHING. 307 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:59,212 'CEPT HE'D PROBABLY MAKE A GOOD CATCH FOR SOMEBODY. 308 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:04,051 YES, SIR, THERE'S WONDERFUL HUSBAND MATERIAL THERE. 309 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:09,022 OR AM I TELLIN' YOU SOMETHIN' YOU ALREADY KNOW? 310 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,971 I LEFT SOME BERRY PIE IN THE ICEBOX 311 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,505 IF YOU GET HUNGRY LATER. 312 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,977 WHERE ARE YOU AND MR. GOSS GOIN' TONIGHT, PICTURE SHOW? 313 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,244 I EXPECT SO. 314 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,346 WELL, YOU STAY OUT OF THAT BALCONY. 315 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,848 OH, ANDY, PLEASE. 316 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,250 WELL, HE'S A PRETTY FAST WORKER, AIN'T HE? 317 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,853 HE'S MOVIN' THIS THING RIGHT ALONG. 318 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,554 YES, HE IS, ISN'T HE? 319 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:45,525 I GUESS 'FORE LONG HE'LL BE ASKIN' YOU TO SET THE DATE. 320 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,861 HMM? OH, YES, I GUESS SO. 321 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,431 WELL, THE WAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS BEEN CARRYIN' ON, 322 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,467 A THING LIKE THAT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN. 323 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,336 I WISH YOU EVERY HAPPINESS. 324 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,138 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY. 325 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,640 AND I WISH YOU MUCH HAPPINESS, TOO. 326 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,477 WELL, THERE'S ROMEO NOW. 327 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,280 HOWDY, FRED. COME ON IN HERE. 328 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,449 HI, ANDY. HELLO, BEE. 329 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,252 WELL, THEY KEEPIN' YOU BUSY? 330 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,056 OH, I'LL SAY. YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHIN'? 331 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,926 GILLY PARKER'S WIFE BROUGHT IN A PAIR OF PANTS TODAY. 332 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,194 YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN ONE OF THE POCKETS? 333 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,195 A POKER CHIP. 334 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,464 NO! 335 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,333 YEAH. AND WHAT'S FUNNY IS -- 336 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,268 THIS IS THE FUNNY PART, BEE -- 337 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,138 MRS. PARKER, SHE SAYS TO ME, "I WONDER HOW GILLY 338 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,941 GETS HIS PANTS SO WRINKLED AT CHOIR PRACTICE." 339 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,209 WE COULD SURE TELL HER, COULDN'T WE? 340 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,277 YEAH. 341 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,146 YOU READY TO GO? 342 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,115 I THINK I'LL SEE IF OPIE'S TUCKED IN. 343 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,383 I'LL LOOK AFTER THE YOUNG'UN. 344 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,954 YOU ALL GO AHEAD AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 345 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,957 OH, YOU SHOULD SEE THE STUFF I FIND IN POCKETS. 346 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,491 YOU KNOW WAYNE DEVEREAUX? 347 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,127 WELL, I FOUND A PICTURE IN HIS POCKET, 348 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,296 AND IT WASN'T OF MRS. DEVEREAUX. 349 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,965 IT WAS OF MYRNA LOY. 350 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,379 'BOUT READY FOR BED? 351 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,480 YEAH, PA. 352 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,148 BRUSH YOUR TEETH? 353 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,485 JUST FEEL HOW WET THE TOOTHBRUSH IS. 354 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,653 I WANT TO TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. 355 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,124 ONE TIME A LONG TIME AGO, THERE WAS THIS LITTLE FELLA, 356 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,193 AND HE NEVER BRUSHED HIS TEETH. 357 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,228 NOW, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, 358 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,998 BUT ALL HE'D DO WAS WET HIS TOOTHBRUSH. 359 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,465 HMM. 360 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,734 YEAH, YEAH. TO HIM, IT WAS A RIGHT FUNNY JOKE. 361 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,404 EVERY TIME HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, HE SMILED. 362 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,140 AND THEN ONE DAY, HE QUIT SMILIN'. 363 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,143 NEVER SMILED AGAIN THE REST OF HIS DAYS. 364 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,345 WHY DIDN'T HE SMILE ANYMORE? 365 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,116 HE WAS TOO EMBARRASSED. HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY TEETH. 366 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,318 OH. 367 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 WHERE YOU GOIN'? 368 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:59,292 GUESS I'LL GO BRUSH MY TEETH AGAIN. 369 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,562 I GOT ANOTHER LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO TELL YOU. 370 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,766 LOOKS LIKE AUNT BEE MIGHT BE GETTIN' MARRIED PRETTY SOON. 371 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,568 WHO'S SHE GONNA MARRY? 372 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,736 MR. GOSS. 373 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,571 IS HE GONNA MARRY HER, TOO? 374 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,407 MM-HMM. THAT'S GENERALLY THE WAY IT'S HANDLED. 375 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,043 WHEN SOMEBODY MARRIES YOU, 376 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,046 THE POLITE THING TO DO IS MARRY THEM RIGHT BACK. 377 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,648 WHY DO PEOPLE GET MARRIED, PA? 378 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,483 OH, A LOT OF REASONS. 379 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,419 HAVE A HOME, FAMILY, BE TOGETHER. 380 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,223 I GUESS MAINLY 'CAUSE THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER. 381 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,625 DOES AUNT BEE LOVE MR. GOSS? 382 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,261 YES, SHE DOES. 383 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,597 DOES THAT MEAN THAT SHE DON'T LOVE US NO MORE? 384 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,432 NO, SHE LOVES US, TOO. 385 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,501 KINDA CONFUSIN', AIN'T IT? 386 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,239 WELL, SEE, YOU CAN LOVE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE. 387 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,774 THE MORE, THE BETTER. 388 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,743 SEE, THAT'S THE REGULAR KIND OF LOVE. 389 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,246 AND IT'S A FINE, FINE THING. 390 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,449 BUT THEN YOU MEET THAT SPECIAL PERSON, 391 00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:00,087 AND YOU GOT A SPECIAL LOVE ALL SAVED UP FOR THEM. 392 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,522 THAT'S THE MARRYIN' KIND OF LOVE, 393 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,758 AND THAT'S THE VERY BEST KIND 'CAUSE IT COMES 394 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,062 FROM WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE OF YOUR HEART. 395 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,099 DID YOU AND MOM HAVE THAT DEEP 396 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,135 YES, SON, WE DID. 397 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,505 AND DOES AUNT BEE HAVE THAT KIND NOW? 398 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,073 YES, SHE DOES. 399 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:23,110 THEN IT'S ALL RIGHT, AIN'T IT? 400 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:27,114 YEAH, SON, I EXPECT IT'S ALL RIGHT. 401 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,683 MMM! 402 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,485 NOW, YOU GO TO SLEEP. 403 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:36,189 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 404 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,624 ALL RIGHT. 405 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,868 THANK YOU FOR A VERY NICE EVENING, FRED. 406 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,838 IF THE POPCORN BUTTER DRIPPED ON YOUR DRESS, 407 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,274 BRING IT IN FIRST THING TOMORROW. 408 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,508 DON'T PUT IT OFF. 409 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,110 I'LL BRING IT IN THE FIRST THING. 410 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,646 DON'T FORGET -- YOU AND THE FAMILY GET A DISCOUNT. 411 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,848 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU, FRED. 412 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,317 GOOD NIGHT, BEE. 413 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,153 GOOD NIGHT. 414 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,131 OH, HI, ANDY. 415 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,599 OH, HOWDY, AUNT BEE. 416 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,369 I GUESS I KINDA LOST TRACK OF TIME. 417 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,704 DID YOU SAMPLE THAT BERRY PIE? 418 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,740 WELL, LET'S TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW. 419 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,377 NOT FOR ME. TOO MUCH POPCORN. 420 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,911 OH, TOO MUCH POPCORN, HUH? 421 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,215 I BELIEVE I'LL TAKE A PIECE OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH 422 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,584 AND EAT IT, IT'S SUCH A FINE NIGHT. 423 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,651 OPIE! 424 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,622 HASN'T HE BEEN ASLEEP? 425 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,291 FELL ASLEEP THE MINUTE YOU LEFT. 426 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,825 IS THERE SOMETHING THE MATTER, OPIE? 427 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,628 NO, I JUST FELL AWAKE. 428 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,231 ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "BERRY PIE," 429 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,900 AND CUSTOMERS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK. 430 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,170 WELL, I'LL GET TWO FORKS SINCE YOU'RE UP. 431 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,406 PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE MAKIN' PIES 432 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,174 FOR MR. GOSS, WON'T YOU? 433 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,277 WELL, I'LL ALWAYS MAKE AN EXTRA ONE FOR YOU, OPIE. 434 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,514 YEAH, I THINK IT'LL WORK OUT JUST FINE, AUNT BEE. 435 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,948 YEAH. 436 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,485 GETTIN' MARRIED WILL GIVE YOU A HOME OF YOUR OWN. 437 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,655 IT'LL MEAN COMPANIONSHIP FOR A WOMAN MY AGE. 438 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,956 YES. YES, IT WILL. 439 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,625 IT'S IMPORTANT -- COMPANIONSHIP. 440 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,727 GIVE YOU SOMEBODY TO LOOK AFTER YOU. 441 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,596 GIVE SOMEONE FOR ME TO LOOK AFTER, TOO. 442 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,931 THAT'S IMPORTANT. 443 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433 THAT IS IMPORTANT. 444 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,436 HE'LL BE FINE COMPANY FOR YOU. JUST FINE. 445 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,871 WE CAN GO PLACES AND DO THINGS. 446 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,441 YEAH, YEAH. THAT MEANS A WHOLE LOT, TOO. 447 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,576 HE'S BASICALLY A VERY FINE PERSON. 448 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,611 THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT HE IS. 449 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,348 YEAH. 450 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,316 YEAH, ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY 451 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,286 THERE'S JUST EVERY REASON IN THE WORLD 452 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,920 FOR YOU TO GET MARRIED. 453 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,856 WELL, IT'S GETTIN' LATE. 454 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,324 PA? 455 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,393 YOU LEFT OUT ONE OF THE REASONS. 456 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,661 WHAT REASON IS THAT? 457 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,563 THAT AUNT BEE'S GETTIN' MARRIED 458 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,832 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT THAT SPECIAL, DEEP-DOWN KIND OF FEELING. 459 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,836 OH. I WAS TRYIN' TO EXPLAIN ABOUT LOVE TO THE BOY. 460 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,373 AND AUNT BEE HAS IT FOR MR. GOSS, DON'T SHE? 461 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,342 SHE SURE DOES, SHE'S GOT THAT EXTRA-SPECIAL LOVE 462 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,478 FOR HIM -- THE KIND I WAS TELLIN' YOU ABOUT 463 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,780 THAT COMES FROM WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE OF YOU. 464 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,716 DON'T YOU, AUNT BEE? 465 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,318 COME ON. 466 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,297 DON'T YOU, AUNT BEE? 467 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,843 I-I-IT'LL BE FINE, ANDY. 468 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512 IT'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE 469 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,448 TO FIND YOURSELF A WIFE AND A MOTHER FOR OPIE. 470 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:52,419 IT'S HOW I WANT IT, ANDY. I REALLY DO. 471 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:58,558 REALLY. 472 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,832 WELL... 473 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,402 SEEMS LIKE WE BEEN GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES. 474 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,839 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHIN', AUNT BEE. 475 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,875 AMONG FOLKS THAT LOVE EACH OTHER, 476 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,044 LIKE WE DO, 477 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:23,015 NOTHIN' CAN BE BEST FOR US UNLESS IT'S BEST FOR YOU. 478 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,287 OH, ANDY. 479 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,693 NOW... 480 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,596 THE RULE AROUND HERE HAS GOT TO BE 481 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,531 NO MARRYIN' OFF 482 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,068 UNLESS IT'S OF THE ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMIN' NATURE. 483 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,472 OH, ANDY. 484 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,906 GOSH, PA. 485 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,342 DID I SAY THE WRONG THING? 486 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,943 NO, OPE, YOU WAS THE ONLY ONE 487 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,512 WHO SAID THE RIGHT THING. 488 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,830 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THE NEWS TO MR. GOSS. 489 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,032 JUST LEAVE IT TO ME. 490 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,910 MR. GOSS, AUNT BEE BEEN IN HERE? 491 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,412 NO, HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 492 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,946 SHE WANTED ME TO FETCH HER PATTERN BOOK. 493 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,815 DRESS SHE'S MAKING TO WEAR TO CHURCH SOCIAL. 494 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,816 THAT RIGHT? 495 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,083 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 496 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,420 YARDS AND YARDS OF PAPER TAFFETA. 497 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,688 PAPER TAFFETA? 498 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,624 AND THE UPPER PART IS ALL FLOCKING. 499 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,925 FLOCKING? 500 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,092 AND DOWN THE FRONT IS 501 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,828 A DOUBLE ROW OF PLASTIC BUTTONS. 502 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,763 BUTTONS? NO, SHE COULDN'T! 503 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,532 SHE WOULDN'T! NOT A DOUBLE ROW! 504 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,568 AND DOWN THE BACK IS RHINESTONE BUTTONS, 36 OF 'EM. 505 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,970 36 RHINESTONE BUTTONS! 506 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,139 WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF EVERY WOMAN IN TOWN 507 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,741 WANTS ONE, ONCE THEY SEE AUNT BEE'S. 508 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,646 WHAT KIND OF DRESS YOU WEARIN' TO THE SOCIAL, MISS JOHNSON? 509 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,615 OH, MINE'S JUST PLAIN COTTON. 510 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,484 COTTON? 511 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,753 GOOD, GOOD. 512 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,020 NO BUTTONS? 513 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,188 NO BUTTONS AT ALL. 514 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,157 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 515 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,092 'COURSE, AUNT BEE PROBABLY OUGHT NOT 516 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,561 TO GO TO THE SOCIAL AT ALL. 517 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,429 SHE IS TAKEN COLD. 518 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,731 COLD? FINE. 519 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,167 TOO BAD YOU ALREADY GOT THE TICKETS. 520 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,936 'COURSE, YOU COULD TAKE MISS JOHNSON HERE. 521 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:27,474 YES! I COULD! 522 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,777 YES, I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. 523 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,979 WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO AUNT BEE. 524 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,816 JUST PLAIN COTTON, HUH? 525 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,586 CLEANS FINE. 526 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,757 WELL? HOW'D IT GO? 527 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,925 PERFECT. 528 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,127 OH, OH, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 529 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,996 NOW, WHERE WILL WE GO FOR DINNER? 530 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,831 LET'S GO GET OPIE AND HAVE A CHINESE SUPPER. 531 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:52,932 GOOD! 532 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,166 NOW, ONE THING -- 533 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,968 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY SPILLIN' ANYTHING. 534 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,237 I GOT A FEELING WE JUST LOST OUR DISCOUNT 535 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,672 AT THE CLEANING STORE. 37708

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