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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,793 OHH, LOOK AT OUR DEPUTY SHERIFF, 2 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,561 SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. 3 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,163 LET HIM BE. 4 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:32,100 I WOULDN'T THINK OF DISTURBING HIM. 5 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,701 OH, AUNT BEE, HAVE YOU GOT 6 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,337 ANY LIPSTICK IN YOUR PURSE? 7 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,705 YES, WHY? 8 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,340 OH, COULD I BORROW IT? 9 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,708 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT IT FOR? 10 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,777 OH, NOTHING, JUST LET ME BORROW IT. 11 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,313 TSK. 12 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,268 HEY, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY. 13 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,769 HUH, WHAT, WHAT? 14 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,637 I BELIEVE JOE WATERS HAS GOT HIS TRUCK PARKED 15 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,406 A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THAT FIRE HYDRANT. 16 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,777 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM TO MOVE? 17 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,413 OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM. 18 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,885 HEY, JOE. 19 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,824 YOU GOT YOUR TRUCK RIGHT HERE TO THAT FIRE HYDRANT. 20 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,426 MOVE IT OUT OF HERE. 21 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,563 SURE, BARNEY, SURE. 22 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,903 HEY, BARNEY! 23 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:19,207 MWAH! 24 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,286 WHAT'S WITH THAT JOE WATERS? 25 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,521 WHY? 26 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,423 HE JUST THREW ME A KISS. 27 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:38,259 WELL, I DON'T BLAME HIM, BARNEY -- 28 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,760 WITH THAT LIPSTICK ALL OVER YOUR FACE, 29 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,495 YOU DO LOOK KIND OF SWEET. 30 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,668 OH, BOY, YOU'RE JUST FULL OF FUN TODAY, 31 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,370 AREN'T YOU? 32 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,871 WHY DON'T WE GO UP TO THE OLD PEOPLE'S HOME 33 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,473 AND WAX THE STEPS? 34 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:59,580 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. HOWDY, BERT! 35 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,948 HI, ANDY. 36 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,716 BERT, I AIN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 37 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,252 HOW YOU BEEN? 38 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:07,288 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M MIDDLIN', MIDDLIN. 39 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,789 YEAH, MY FEET HAVE BEEN TROUBLING ME A LOT LATELY 40 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,424 AND I GOT THE BURSITIS IN MY SHOULDER 41 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,293 FROM CARRYING THAT SUITCASE AROUND. 42 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:15,563 GOT SO I CAN'T STAND THE SOUND OF THEM DOORBELLS. 43 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,997 BUT I'M MIDDLIN', MIDDLIN'. 44 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,799 THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO BE, MIDDLIN'. 45 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:22,570 YOU KNOW, ANDY -- HI, BERT! HOW ARE YOU? 46 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,971 MIDDLIN'. 47 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,673 HE'S MIDDLIN'. HE'S MIDDLIN'. 48 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,974 WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, THESE DAYS, BERT, 49 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,442 ANYTHING? 50 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,877 OH, THIS AND THAT. 51 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,379 LIKE WHAT? 52 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,880 WELL, FIRST, ONE THING, THEN ANOTHER. 53 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,348 WELL, WHAT'S IN THE SUITCASE? 54 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,983 DIFFERENT THINGS. 55 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,618 FOR PETE'S SAKE, BERT, OPEN IT UP! 56 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,753 WE MIGHT BUY SOMETHING OFF OF YOU. 57 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,355 OH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T NEED NOTHING, NO WAY, 58 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,990 AND I DON'T WANT TO APPEAR PUSHY. 59 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,926 NOBODY WILL EVER ACCUSE YOU OF THAT, BERT. 60 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,728 NOW, WHAT'S IN THE SUITCASE? 61 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,929 SHOW US. 62 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,332 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. AH! SEE? 63 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,966 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THAT BURSITIS IN MY SHOULDER. 64 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,304 TELLING ANDY -- FROM LIFTING THIS SUITCASE. 65 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,938 SHAME. 66 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,341 MY FEET BEEN TROUBLING ME A LOT LATELY, TOO. 67 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,842 TELL HIM ABOUT THE DOORBELLS, BERT. 68 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,446 RINGING THOSE DOORBELLS, DRIVING ME CRAZY. 69 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,947 WELL, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, FELLAS -- 70 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,782 A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT 71 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,318 AND THE NEXT THING, 72 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,819 AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WHILE KIT 'N' KABOODLE. 73 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,955 WELL, LET US LOOK IN THERE ONE TIME, BERT. 74 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,824 YOU GOT ANY RAZOR BLADES? 75 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,393 RAZOR BLADES? YEAH. WHY? 76 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,061 WELL, I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME. 77 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,930 ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, DON'T BUY THEM UNLESS'N YOU NEED THEM. 78 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,698 I'M SURE, I'M SURE. 79 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,334 WELL, NOW, LOOK, ANDY, 80 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,701 IF IT'S A SHAVE YOU WANT, I'LL LEND YOU MY RAZOR. 81 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,337 NO, BERT. 82 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,804 WELL, IT DON'T LOOK TO ME LIKE YOU NEED A SHAVE. 83 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,940 BERT, I'D LIKE TO GET SOME BLADES. 84 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,675 WELL, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 85 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,611 JUST DON'T WANT TO PUSH MYSELF ON YOU. 86 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,979 YOU GOT ANY SOCKS, BERT? 87 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,514 SOCKS? 88 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,949 SIZE 10 1/2. 89 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,917 YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SIZE 11. 90 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,620 THEY'RE JUST AS CHEAP AND THEY WEAR A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 91 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:47,921 IT COULD BE YOU'RE STILL GROWING. 92 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,625 THAT'S GOOD, BERT. 93 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,462 YEAH, I HEARD THAT FROM A FELLER IN RALEIGH. 94 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,930 WELL, HELLO, THERE, BERT. 95 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,032 OH. OH, HI, AUNT BEE. 96 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,868 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BY OUR HOUSE LATELY. 97 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,636 WELL, NO, MA'AM -- I WAS TELLING 98 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:03,971 THE FELLAS HERE, I HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY FEET LATELY. 99 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,374 TELL HER ABOUT YOUR BURSITIS. 100 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:07,775 YEAH, AND THE DOORBELLS BOTHER HIM, TOO. 101 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,076 THOSE DOORBELLS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 102 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,611 OH, WELL, I'M SORRY. 103 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,012 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR SUITCASE? 104 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,681 FIRST, ONE THING, AND THEN ANOTHER. 105 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,983 WHAT ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS? 106 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,419 I FORGOT. AND A WHOLE LOT OF THIS 'N' THAT. 107 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,987 OH,I DON'T KNOW, I THINK AUNT BEE 108 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,722 WOULD LIKE ONE THING AND ANOTHER. 109 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,358 HARD TO TELL -- EITHER THAT OR DIFFERENT THINGS. 110 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,527 YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 111 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,895 NOW, LOOK HERE, AUNT BEE, IT'S EITHER 112 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,363 GOING TO BE SOCKS, RAZOR BLADES, 113 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,764 OR FIRST, ONE THING, AND THEN ANOTHER. 114 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,400 NOW, WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO STAND AROUND HERE 115 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,834 WHILE YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND -- WE'RE BUSY. 116 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,369 I WANT AN APRON. 117 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,770 YOU WANT AN APRON, YOU GET AN APRON. 118 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,071 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEAK UP. 119 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,607 WHERE ARE THEY? UNDER THE SPOONS. 120 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,543 THERE'S YOUR APRON. AND HERE'S A PAIR OF SOCKS. 121 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,011 SOCKS? WHAT DOES SHE WANT WITH SOCKS? 122 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,380 SHE'S GOT SOME REAL LONG GARTERS. 123 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:49,950 OH, STOP IT! 124 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,752 87 CENTS. 125 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,854 WELL, YOU PAY FOR IT, ANDY. 126 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,889 YOU SEE TO IT THAT YOU COME BY OUR HOUSE. 127 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,991 BYE, BOYS! BYE, AUNT BEE. 128 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,627 OOH! WATCH THE HAT. 129 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,994 DON'T WANT TO SQUASH THE HAT. 130 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,863 NO, WITH THE BURSITIS AND THE SORE FEET, 131 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,532 WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM A HEAD COLD. 132 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,839 Ben: IS THAT ALL THE HIGH SHERIFF GOT TO DO, JUST SET? 133 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,674 WELL, HOWDY, BEN. IS THERE SOMETHING I OUGHT TO BE DOING? 134 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,109 YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO BE TENDING TO YOUR JOB, IS WHAT. 135 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,878 HUH? COME ON OVER HERE. 136 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,152 YOU KNOW THEY DON'T ALLOW PEDDLING 137 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,787 ON THE STREETS OF MAYBERRY, WHY DON'T YOU STOP HIM? 138 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,823 BERT? OH, HE AIN'T REALLY PEDDLING. 139 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,191 WELL, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT TO ME. 140 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,660 WHAT IF HE IS, BEN? 141 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:33,961 NOW, LOOK, 142 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,929 I'M A LEGITIMATE, TAXPAYING MERCHANT 143 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,498 AND I SAY GET HIM OFF THE STREET. 144 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,033 OH, HE'LL BE MOVING ALONG PRETTY SOON. 145 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,168 ANYTHING ELSE? 146 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,471 NO, THERE'S NOTHING MORE. 147 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,639 JUST STOP HIM SELLING ON THE STREET. 148 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,841 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ON BEING SHERIFF, 149 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,177 GET HIM OFF THE STREET. 150 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,947 WELL, OF ALL THE GALL! 151 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,785 WHY'D YOU LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT, ANDY? 152 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,186 I SURE WOULDN'T. 153 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,721 YOU WOULDN'T? 154 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,523 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID, 155 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,891 IF HE'D HAVE JUMPED ON ME LIKE THAT? 156 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,493 WHAT? 157 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,994 I WOULD'VE SAID, "WHO DIED AND LEFT YOU THE BOSS? 158 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,630 "WHY DON'T YOU GO SET IN THE GROCERY STORE, 159 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,165 SO WE CAN ALL KNOW YOU'RE THE BIG CHEESE?" 160 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,136 "KNOW YOU'RE THE BIG CHEESE," HUH? 161 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:21,842 THAT'S GOOD. 162 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,744 HEY, UH -- HEY, BARN? 163 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,579 WE AIN'T GOT MUCH TO DO, 164 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,949 RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK, HAVE WE? 165 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:29,950 NO. 166 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,552 WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN? 167 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:32,886 HOW? 168 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,588 LET'S PICK AT OLD BEN A LITTLE BIT. 169 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,757 HE SAYS HE DON'T WANT BERT SELLING ON THE STREET. 170 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,158 LET'S MOVE THAT BENCH OVER HERE 171 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,694 IN THE VACANT LOT AND PUT BERT'S SUITCASE ON IT 172 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,663 AND SET HIM UP A LITTLE TEMPORARY STORE, HUH? 173 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,632 YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. 174 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:48,802 HEY, BERT? SAY, YOUR FEET BEEN BOTHERING YOU? 175 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,638 AND YOUR SHOULDERS ARE HURTING YOU. 176 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,506 AND THE DOORBELLS BOTHER YOU. 177 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,274 OH, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T STAND THEM DOORBELLS. 178 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,043 WELL, I BELIEVE WE GOT A CURE FOR THAT. 179 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,611 HUH? 180 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,813 WHY DON'T YOU MOVE YOUR SUITCASE OVER HERE 181 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,282 TO CROWLEY'S VACANT LOT AND SET YOU UP A LITTLE TEMPORARY STORE? 182 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,851 OH, NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT. 183 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,285 Andy: WELL, WHY NOT? 184 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,155 WELL, FOLKS MIGHT GET THE IDEA I WAS BEING PUSHY. 185 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,690 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? 186 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,191 ALL YOU'D BE DOING WOULD BE SETTIN' AND SELLIN'. 187 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,893 NO WALKING, NO CARRYING THE SUITCASE, 188 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,728 NO RINGING DOORBELLS -- DON'T THAT SOUND GOOD? 189 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,163 YEAH, IT DOES. 190 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,831 WELL, DO IT, THEN! 191 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,267 WELL, NOW, ARE YOU SURE THAT THEY WON'T SUSPECT 192 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,270 I WAS BEING PUSHY? I'M SURE. 193 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,105 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE, IT'S A PUSHY SALESMAN. 194 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,140 I KNOW. COME ON. 195 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,844 GET THE END THERE. OKAY, GOT IT? 196 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:35,048 * YOU GET A LINE AND I'LL GET A POLE, MY HONEY * 197 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,218 * YOU GET A LINE AND I'LL GET A POLE, MY BABE * 198 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,887 * YOU GET A LINE AND I'LL GET A POLE * 199 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,288 * AND WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE CRAWDAD HOLE * 200 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,558 * HONEY, BABY, MINE 201 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:47,695 * WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE WELL RUNS DRY, MY HONEY? * 202 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,964 * WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE WELL RUNS DRY, MY BABE? * 203 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,332 * WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE WELL RUNS DRY * 204 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,234 * SET ON THE BANK AND CRY, CRY, CRY * 205 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,704 * HONEY, BABY, MINE? * YEAH, YEAH? 206 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,306 ANDY, HERE COMES BEN. I THINK WE GOT TO HIM. 207 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,008 OH, GOOD. HEY, LET'S BE SINGING. 208 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,710 "SUNSHINE." 209 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,613 * SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE EVERY DAY * 210 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,081 * SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE EVERY DAY * 211 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,282 * HELP SOMEONE ALONG -- 212 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,884 SHERIFF, I WANT -- WAIT. 213 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:15,689 * HELP SOMEONE ALONG LIFE'S WAY * 214 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,926 * SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE EVERY DAY ** 215 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,093 AIN'T THAT PURDY? 216 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,329 I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR A CONCERT. 217 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,965 I COME HERE WITH A COMPLAINT, SHERIFF. 218 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,867 WELL, WHAT WOULD THAT BE, BEN? 219 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,769 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. 220 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,939 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT THAT DRUMMER PEDDLING IN THE STREET. 221 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:35,075 OH, BERT? OH, BERT AIN'T ON THE STREET. 222 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,277 HE'S ON CROWLEY'S VACANT LOT -- I'D SAY THAT'S A GOOD 223 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,312 7, 8 FEET OFF THE STREET, WOULDN'T YOU, BARN? 224 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,749 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 225 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,184 BESIDES, THE LAW SAYS THAT A BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT 226 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,854 IS NOT A BUSINESS UNLESS IT'S GOT A ROOF OVER. 227 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,222 NOW, WHAT BERT MILLER'S DOING IS AGAINST THE LAW. 228 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,924 HE'S PEDDLING IN THE STREET. 229 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,893 NOW, YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 230 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,928 NOW, BEN, YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF ALL WORKED UP 231 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,164 OVER NOTHING -- NOW, JUST LISTEN TO THIS SONG. 232 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,766 LIKE THEY SAY, 233 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,902 "MUSIC HATH CHARMS TO SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST." 234 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,807 * HELP SOMEONE ALONG LIFE'S WAY * 235 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,109 * SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE EVERY DAY * 236 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,343 AIN'T THAT PRETTY? 237 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,980 AHH! 238 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,115 WE GOT HIM GOING GOOD. 239 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,851 HEY, YOU KNOW, BEN'S RIGHT, THOUGH. 240 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,720 YOU MEAN ABOUT GETTING BERT OFF THE STREET? 241 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,122 NO, ABOUT A ROOF -- A BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT 242 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,357 AIN'T A BUSINESS UNLESS IT'S GOT A ROOF. 243 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,059 YOU GOT AN IDEA? 244 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,028 YEAH, AND IT'LL MAKE BEN SO HAPPY. COME ON. 245 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,339 SHERIFF! 246 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,408 OH, HOWDY, BEN. WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 247 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,911 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A SPELL. 248 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,679 YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, DON'T YOU, SHERIFF? 249 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,447 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BEN? 250 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,083 YOU KNOW DOGGONE WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 251 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,985 BERT MILLER, SELLING ON THE STREET. 252 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,420 HE'S STILL AT IT! 253 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,355 BEN, YOU SAID A BUSINESS AIN'T A BUSINESS 254 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,757 UNLESS IT'S GOT A ROOF ON IT. 255 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,726 WELL, HE'S GOT ONE. 256 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,762 I'D SAY THAT'S A ROOF. WOULDN'T YOU, BARNEY? 257 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,163 WELL, YEAH, I'D SAY THAT. 258 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,698 I DIDN'T ASK YOU! 259 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,166 NOW, BEN, IF THAT'S A ROOF, 260 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,168 THE MAN'S GOT A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. 261 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,803 I'LL SEE YOU. 262 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:13,140 YEAH, BUT -- 263 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,075 NOW, LOOK HERE, SHERIFF -- 264 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,044 THAT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE ROOF. 265 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,312 JUST A MINUTE, SHERIFF. 266 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,982 OH, HOWDY, BEN. YOU LOOKING FOR US? 267 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,717 BY "ROOF," I MEAN A PROPER STRUCTURE. 268 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,286 A BENCH AND AN UMBRELLA IS NOT A PROPER STRUCTURE. 269 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,021 WELL, I'D SAY A BENCH AND UMBRELLA 270 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,389 IS A PROPER STRUCTURE, WOULDN'T YOU, BARN? 271 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,991 IT CERTAINLY LOOKS TO ME -- 272 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,359 I AM TALKING TO THE SHERIFF. 273 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,795 NOW, LOOK HERE, SHERIFF, 274 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,229 I'VE BEEN RUNNING A STORE IN THIS TOWN 275 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,965 FOR GOING ON 25 YEARS 276 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,134 AND I AIN'T ABOUT TO LET ANY FLY-BY-NIGHT PEDDLER 277 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,503 TAKE THE PLAY AWAY FROM THAT STORE, YOU UNDERSTAND? 278 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,172 NOW, BEN, YOU DON'T HONESTLY BELIEVE 279 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,407 THAT BERT MILLER IS ANY COMPETITION TO YOU? 280 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,009 ALL HE'S SELLING -- 281 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,343 I'M TALKING TO THE SHERIFF! 282 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,312 HEY, YOU SEEM TO BE MIGHTY INTERESTED 283 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,481 IN TRYING TO HELP THIS FELLOW OUT 284 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,050 WELL, BECAUSE OF A SAYING YOU MIGHT'VE HEARD OF, BEN -- 285 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,786 "LIVE AND LET LIVE." 286 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,287 NOW, THE MAN IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING 287 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,855 AND HE AIN'T TAKING NARY A BIT OF BUSINESS AWAY 288 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,356 FROM YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT. 289 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,992 THAT'S CERTAINLY THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THE WHOLE -- 290 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,894 YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! 291 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,229 JUST THE SAME, I'M TELLING YOU, FOR THE LAST TIME -- 292 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,365 YOU GET THAT MAN OFF THE STREET! YOU HEAR? 293 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,836 I'M GIVING YOU A WARNING! I WANT IT STOPPED. 294 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,905 AND YOU BETTER SEE TO IT 295 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,309 BECAUSE I CAN GET IT DONE AND YOU KNOW IT. 296 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147 [ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ] 297 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,352 YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BEN GOING? 298 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,021 YEAH. HOW? 299 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,522 LET'S BUILD HIM A STRUCTURE. 300 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,224 I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME LUMBER 301 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,558 AND I'LL CALL RALEIGH AND GET SOME MERCHANDISE 302 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,293 SENT DOWN ON CONSIGNMENT. 303 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,495 OH, WE'LL BUILD BERT ONE OUTSTANDING SELLING PLACE. 304 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,064 WE'LL BUILD HIM A SELLING PLACE 305 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,833 THAT LOOKS LIKE A SELLING PLACE, HUH? 306 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,267 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 307 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,536 YOU DON'T THINK I'M GETTING TOO PUSHY, DO YOU? 308 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,204 IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND, IT'S A PUSHY SHERIFF. 309 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,440 YOU CHARACTER. COME ON. 310 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,018 THAT OUGHT TO MAKE BEN HAPPY. 311 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,920 HE SAID HE NEEDED A PROPER STRUCTURE. 312 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,256 BERT'S GOT A PROPER STRUCTURE. 313 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,227 OH, HI, THERE, MISS PALMER. HOW'S DOUG? 314 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,096 OH, HE'S FINE, BERT, FINE. 315 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,866 THIS IS A REAL NICE SCARF, BERT 316 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,367 WELL, I TELL YOU, MRS. PALMER, I'D BE 317 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,469 RIGHT GLAD TO SELL IT TO YOU IF YOU THINK YOU NEED IT. 318 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,304 OF COURSE I NEED IT. 319 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,273 WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO FORCE NOTHING ON YOU, 320 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,474 YOU KNOW -- IF YOU THINK YOU REALLY NEED IT -- 321 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,608 I NEED IT. 322 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,310 YEAH. AND REALLY LIKE IT. 323 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,080 I LIKE IT. I LOVE IT, BERT. 324 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,414 YEAH, WELL, 325 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,449 IF YOU GET IT HOME AND START HATING IT, 326 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951 YOU BRING IT BACK, YOU HEAR? 327 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,419 I WILL. 328 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,587 YOU DO THAT. 329 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,189 I DON'T CARE FOR IT MUCH, MYSELF. 330 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,458 I'LL GET YOU A FANCY BOX. 331 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,195 WELL, HOWDY, BERT. 332 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,865 HOWDY, MRS. MASON. HOW'S IT GOING? 333 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,934 OH, EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE, ANDY, JUST FINE. 334 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,502 THANKS TO YOU. 335 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,204 OH, DON'T YOU MENTION IT. 336 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,571 I TELL YOU, IT BEATS TRAMPING AROUND, 337 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,140 LUGGING A SUITCASE AND RINGING THEM DOORBELLS. 338 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,209 GOOD. 339 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,576 YEAH, OH, THIS IS ALL RIGHT. 340 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,345 I WANT THESE CUPS, BERT 341 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,247 SIX OF THEM? 342 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,548 UH-HUH. HOW MUCH ARE THEY? 343 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,083 OH, YOU DON'T NEED SIX OF THEM. 344 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,584 OH, YES, I DO. I CAN USE THEM. 345 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,553 ALL SIX OF THEM? 346 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,488 WELL, THE CHILDREN KEEP BREAKING THEM. 347 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,357 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THREE OF THEM 348 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,926 AND A TUBE OF GLUE? 349 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,262 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THAT BERT 350 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,032 AIN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A CRACKERJACK SALESMAN? 351 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,134 YEAH. IT DON'T MATTER, THOUGH. 352 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,902 FOLKS WILL BUY FROM BERT BECAUSE THEY LIKE HIM. 353 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,503 THAT'S AS GOOD AS BEING A CRACKERJACK, AIN'T IT? 354 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,638 YEAH. 355 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,440 I WANT ALL SIX. 356 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,975 WELL, ALL RIGHT -- I JUST DON'T WANT 357 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,076 TO PUSH NOTHING ON NOBODY. 358 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,377 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 359 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,380 HERE HE COMES. HERE HE COMES. 360 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,453 WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS -- 361 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,488 WHAT IS THIS?! 362 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,024 WELL, BEN, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT NOW? 363 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,326 YOU SAID THE MAN NEEDED A ROOF, HE GOT A ROOF. 364 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,694 YOU SAID HE NEEDED A PROPER STRUCTURE, 365 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,363 HE'S GOT HISSELF A PROPER STRUCTURE. 366 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,131 WHAT ELSE, BEN? 367 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,101 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 368 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,535 I TRIED TO GET YOU TO STOP HIM, 369 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,104 I GAVE YOU THE PROPER REASONS 370 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,605 AND I TRIED T BE NICE ABOUT IT -- 371 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,975 OH, YOU'VE BEEN NICE. YOU'VE BEEN NICE. 372 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,542 HASN'T HE BEEN NICE, BARNEY? 373 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,944 OH, HE'S BEEN A REAL SWEETHEART. 374 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,445 HE SURE HAS. 375 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,314 WOULD YOU SAY HE WAS NICER 376 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,016 ABOUT THE STAND THAN THE UMBRELLA 377 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,218 OR WAS HE NICER ABOUT THE UMBRELLA THAN THE STAND? 378 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,652 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,388 I'D SAY HE WAS NICER ABOUT THE STAND. 380 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,723 BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER. 381 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,592 BEN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE SMART, YOU'RE SMART 382 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,227 TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE 383 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,529 THAT YOU'RE A SKINFLINT AND A MEAN, OLD TIGHTWAD. 384 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,598 BECAUSE IF THEY EVER FOUND OUT 385 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,134 HOW SWEET AND KIND YOU REALLY ARE, 386 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,269 THEY'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 387 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,672 YOU'LL BE SORRY. 388 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,113 HI, PA. 389 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,414 OH, HI, OPE. 390 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,416 YOU SURE ARE UPTOWN LATE. HOW COME? 391 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,019 I'VE BEEN OVER AT WEAVER'S, SHOPPING. 392 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,255 WHAT, AT WHERE? 393 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,589 AT WEAVER'S. 394 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,226 WELL, I GOT TWO QUESTIONS. 395 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,660 NOW, THAT'S THE SECOND ONE FIRST. 396 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,329 WHAT'D YOU USE FOR MONEY? 397 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,232 I DIDN'T NEED ANY MONEY. HE'S GIVING STUFF AWAY. 398 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,134 THAT TAKES CARE OF MY FIRST QUESTION, TOO. 399 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,302 NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT WEAVER GIVING STUFF AWAY? 400 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004 IT AIN'T JUST STUFF, PA. 401 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,672 IT'S VALUABLE. 402 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,109 I'LL SHOW YOU. 403 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,579 SEE? BALLOONS. 404 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,314 AND GUM. 405 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,383 EVERY KID IN TOWN'S OVER THERE. 406 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,585 MR. WEAVER'S SURE DOING A LOT OF BUSINESS. 407 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,220 WITH YOUNG'UNS? 408 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,290 MNH-MNH, WITH THEIR FOLKS. 409 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,160 HE'S GIVING STUFF TO THEIR FOLKS? 410 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,661 NOT EXACTLY, BUT I HEARD THEM SAY 411 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,463 MR. WEAVER SURE IS SELLING THINGS CHEAP. 412 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,531 SELLING THINGS CHEAP, HUH? 413 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,500 DID YOU NOTICE IF ANYBODY WAS 414 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402 OVER AT BERT MILLER'S STAND? 415 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,504 I COULDN'T SAY I'M SURE. 416 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,374 NEVER MIND. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 417 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,764 HOWDY, BERT. 418 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,534 OH, HI, ANDY. THINGS ARE A LITTLE QUIET TODAY. 419 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,269 YEAH, I EXPECT SO. 420 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:20,440 YEAH, WELL, FOLKS BOUGHT A LOT OF STUFF YESTERDAY. 421 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,111 OUGHT TO LAST THEM FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE. 422 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:28,248 THAT'S WHY I FIGURE IT'S KIND OF SLOW TODAY. 423 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,649 DON'T YOU RECKON? 424 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,651 WELL, BERT, THE FACT IS, 425 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,554 YOU'RE BEING SQUEEZED OUT OF BUSINESS. 426 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,658 WHAT, ANDY? 427 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,661 BEN WEAVER IS SELLING STUFF A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER 428 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,730 OVER AT HIS STORE THAN YOU CAN, 429 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,566 SO FOLKS ARE BUYING FROM HIM. 430 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,501 OH. 431 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:58,511 UH -- BERT, UH -- 432 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:01,581 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. 433 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,851 SEE, THIS -- 434 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,654 THIS WHOLE THING STARTED AS A JOKE. 435 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,357 I WAS TRYING TO IRRITATE BEN A LITTLE BIT 436 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:15,728 AND, WELL, I GUESS IT GOT OUT OF HAND. 437 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,731 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 438 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,802 OH, GEE, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, ANDY. 439 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,238 IT DON'T MATTER AT ALL, SEE, I NEVER EXPECTED 440 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,773 TO STAY IN THIS SPOT TOO LONG, NO HOW, 441 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,177 JUST LONG ENOUGH TO KIND OF REST MY FEET FOR A WHILE, 442 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744 GET OVER THE BURSITIS IN MY SHOULDER, 443 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,346 AND, YOU KNOW, GET AWAY FROM 444 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,717 THEM RINGING DOORBELLS FOR A WHILE. 445 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,888 AHEM, WELL, WE -- 446 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,891 WE DID GET ONE THING DONE, THOUGH. 447 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,559 WE GOT OLD BEN WEAVER TO SELL THINGS 448 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,361 A LITTLE BIT CHEAPER. 449 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,430 WE DID THAT. 450 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:01,208 WELL, I'LL GET JIM STEVENS. 451 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,477 HE RUNS THE DEPARTMENT STORE OVER AT MOUNT PILOT 452 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,179 AND HE OWES ME A FAVOR. 453 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,349 I'LL GET HIM TO LOAN ME ONE OF HIS TRUCKS 454 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,452 AND WE'LL GET THIS STUFF BACK TO RALEIGH. 455 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,823 OH, YEAH, ANDY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, 456 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,892 GET THE TRUCKS, SEE, AND I'LL GET THIS STUFF 457 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,694 ALL PACKED UP HERE, HUH? 458 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,463 YEAH, YEAH. 459 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,406 MEAN OLD BUZZARD. 460 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,644 WHAT DID IT HURT HIM, HAVING BERT RUN 461 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,978 HIS LITTLE OLD STAND THERE? 462 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:44,484 WELL, WE'VE BEEN ALL THROUGH THAT. 463 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,553 UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY. 464 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,887 HERE COMES BEN. 465 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,656 HE PROBABLY WANTS TO CROW A LITTLE. 466 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,697 WHAT THIS STEVENS TRUCK DOING HERE? 467 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,333 WELL, BEN, IF YOU HAVE TO KNOW -- 468 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,569 JIM STEVENS HAS JUST BEEN ITCHING TO OPEN A STORE 469 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,571 IN MAYBERRY -- NOW WHAT'S GOING ON, ANDY? 470 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,005 WELL -- 471 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,575 DID STEVENS MAKE SOME KIND OF A DEAL WITH BERT? 472 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,378 IT AIN'T FAIR, ANDY. IT JUST AIN'T FAIR! 473 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,513 WHAT? 474 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,316 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GO THIS FAR, ANDY. 475 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,618 I'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS HERE IN MAYBERRY FOR 25 YEARS. 476 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,020 NOW, YOU'RE LETTING AN OUTSIDER IN. 477 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,655 NO, MR. WEAVER! 478 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,891 BEN, WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS THAT INTERESTED. 479 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,893 COME ON, BARNEY, WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 480 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,661 LET'S GET THIS SHIPMENT UNLOADED. 481 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,862 ANDY, WE JUST -- 482 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,799 LET'S GET THE SHIPMENT UNLOADED. 483 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,468 OH. OH, YEAH! 484 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,603 YEAH, LET'S GET IT UNLOADED. 485 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,272 NOW, LOOK HERE -- 486 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,740 ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND BY 487 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,942 AND LET STEVENS GET A TOEHOLD ON MAYBERRY? 488 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,678 WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE'S YOUR LOYALTY 489 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,447 TO THE CITIZENS OF YOUR OWN HOMETOWN? 490 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,417 WELL, BEN, YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING. 491 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,819 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO BUILD ANOTHER STORE HERE. 492 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,322 I DON'T WANT TO START ANOTHER STORE HERE. 493 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,923 I JUST DON'T WANT STEVENS IN. 494 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,758 NOW, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 495 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,295 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS I COULD, 496 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,797 BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO BERT? 497 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,500 WELL, IF STEVENS CAN SET HIM UP, 498 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,968 I RECKON I CAN, TOO. 499 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,670 HE CAN GO TO WORK IN MY STORE. 500 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,839 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM. 501 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,746 BERT, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO TO WORK FOR BEN WEAVER? 502 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,080 WHAT? 503 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,949 NO MORE WALKING, NO CARRYING A SUITCASE, 504 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,852 NO RINGING DOORBELLS, JUST A NICE JOB IN A STORE. 505 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,420 YOU SAID YOU LIKED IT. 506 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,989 YEAH. WELL, IT SOUNDS FINE AND ALL AND -- 507 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,326 WELL, YEAH, I'D BE GLAD TO, IF YOU THINK HE NEEDS ME. 508 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,094 I MEAN, IF HE REALLY NEEDS ME. 509 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,931 OH, JUST A MINUTE. 510 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,501 UH -- 511 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,838 HE SAID THAT HE MIGHT GO TO WORK FOR YOU, 512 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,540 BUT HE IS WONDERING SOMETHING -- 513 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:50,009 HE IS WONDERING WHO NEEDED HIM MORE, 514 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,978 STEVENS OR...? 515 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,613 OH, FOR -- 516 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,649 I'LL PAY HIM AS MUCH AS STEVENS WOULD GIVE HIM, 517 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,485 AND MORE THAN THAT. 518 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,653 JUST A MINUTE. 519 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,592 HE NEEDS YOU, BERT. HE NEEDS YOU. 520 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,727 OH! THAT'S FINE -- I CAN START ANYTIME, 521 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,996 AS SOON AS I GET THIS MERCHANDISE RETURNED 522 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,432 AND KIND OF CLEAN UP AROUND HERE A LITTLE. 523 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,636 UH, WAIT. WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 524 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,742 UH, HE'LL COME TO WORK FOR YOU, ON ONE CONDITION. 525 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,444 WHAT'S THAT? 526 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,379 THAT YOU BUY OUT HIS STAND, LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL, 527 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,880 AND MOVE IT OFF THE LOT. 528 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,949 I'VE GOT NO USE FOR THAT STAND. 529 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,985 WELL, SOMEBODY ELSE MIGHT HAVE. 530 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:39,492 I GUESS I JUST BOUGHT MYSELF A STAND -- OKAY. 531 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,432 WHEN CAN YOU GO TO WORK? 532 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,866 TOMORROW MORNING, MR. WEAVER. 533 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,835 I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY I DO MY JOB. 534 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,737 I CAN SELL, 535 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,573 BUT I JUST DON'T PUSH MYSELF ON ANYBODY. 536 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,542 Barney: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING -- 537 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,510 YOU'RE GETTING THE BEST SALESMAN IN MAYBERRY. 538 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,846 UNH-UNH, SECOND-BEST. 539 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,881 HUH? WHO'S THE BEST? 540 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,617 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW -- YOU'RE WORKING FOR HIM. 541 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,434 OH, HOWDY, BEN. HOW IS EVERYTHING? 542 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,135 HOW'S BERT WORKING OUT AT THE OLD STORE? 543 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,837 OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 544 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,206 YOU KNOW, THE MAIN THING I WAS INTERESTED IN WAS 545 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,208 SEEING THAT LOT GET CLEANED UP. 546 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,077 KEEPING A NEW BUSINESS FROM STARTING UP IN THERE. 547 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,912 IT WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD, YOU KNOW. 548 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,547 OH, ABOUT THAT, BEN, 549 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,882 I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 550 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,450 HUH? 551 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,985 DID YOU PASS THE LOT ON THE WAY OVER HERE? 552 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,553 WELL, YOU OUGHT TO SEEN IT. 553 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,054 I'M AFRAID THERE A NEW BUSINESS OVER THERE. 554 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,456 WHAT?! 555 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,691 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, BEN. 556 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,058 NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE! 557 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,027 YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU'D KEEP THAT LOT CLEAN. 558 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,062 NOW, YOU'RE GOING BACK ON YOUR PROMISE. 559 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,864 YOU AIN'T DEALING FAIR, SHERIFF. 560 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,733 NOW, BEN, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS 561 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,134 TO GO TALK WITH THE FELLA. 562 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,236 HAVE A LOOK AT HIS PLACE AND TALK TO HIM. 563 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,772 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYBODY! 564 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,842 NOW, BEN, THIS NEW FELLA JUST STARTED HIS BUSINESS 565 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,044 THIS MORNING -- HE'S A NICE FELLA. 566 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,179 NOW, IF YOU WON'T TALK TO HIM -- 567 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,716 I'M NOT BUYING OUT ANY MORE BUSINESSES 568 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,184 AND I QUIT HIRING ANY MORE SALESMEN! 569 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,953 YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE, ANDY, DO YOU HEAR? 570 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,655 NOW, BEN, JUST -- 571 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,824 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 572 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,592 YOU AND ME MADE A DEAL. 573 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,760 NOW, YOU WANT TO DOUBLE-CROSS ME 574 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,829 BY SETTING UP ANOTHER BUSINESS! 575 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,498 I TELL YOU, I W-- I -- 41427

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