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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HENRY, DO YOU
HAVE TO STAND
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LOOKING OVER MY LEFT
SHOULDER LIKE THAT?
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HUH?
IT'S BAD LUCK
LOOKING OVER
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A PLAYER'S
LEFT SHOULDER.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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STAND SOMEWHERES ELSE,
WILL YA?
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ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
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NO, I AIN'T
KIDDIN'.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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GO, BARNEY.
IT'S YOUR MOVE.
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OH, NO, NO,
WAI-- NO, NO.
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NO, HE DOESN'T
LIKE TO BE RUSHED.
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THAT'S RIGHT, DON'T RUSH ME,
JUST DON'T RUSH ME.
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LET ME TAKE
MY OWN SWEET TIME.
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OH! SAY,
THAT WAS NICE.
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NICE MOVE THERE.
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I'LL JUST TAKE
MY OWN SWEET TIME,
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TOO, AND I'LL JUST
JUMP YOU HERE.
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AND HERE...
AND HERE.
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IT'S EASY TO SEE
WHY I LOST THAT ONE.
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IT'S BECAUSE YOU
WAS STANDING BEHIND ME
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AND YOU JINXED ME,
THAT'S WHY.
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COULD IT BE THAT
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MAYBE YOU WAS GETTING
CARELESS?
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YEAH?
AND WHAT MADE ME CARELESS?
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ANSWER ME THAT ONE.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME OUT
LIKE A JINX OR SOMETHING?
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WELL, MAYBE YOU ARE A JINX.
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HUH?
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YOU REMEMBER
LAST LABOR DAY?
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THE HORSESHOE PITCHING
CONTEST?
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VIRGIL HODGE WAS PITCHING
A BEAUTIFUL GAME.
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JUST BEAUTIFUL.
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THEN AT ONE POINT
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HE WENT TO GET HISSELF
A DRINK OF WATER
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AND YOU PATTED HIM
ON THE BACK
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AND KA-BOOM!
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VIRGIL LOST
THE CONTEST.
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NOW, AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
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THAT IS RIGHT.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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IT WOULDN'T BE THAT
VIRGIL WAS OVERCONFIDENT?
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NO.
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FACTS IS FACTS,
HENRY.
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VIRGIL WAS WINNING
UNTIL YOU TOUCHED HIM
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AND HEXED HIM.
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NOW, LISTEN...
LISTEN TO ME.
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THIS IS JUST
NONSENSE.
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A LOT OF JUST
NONSENSE.
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I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, HENRY HERE
JUST HEXED ME
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INTO LOSING
A CHECKER GAME.
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AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING
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TO MAKE ME OUT
TO BE A JINX.
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WELL, LIKE BARNEY SAID,
FACTS IS FACTS.
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I JUST HAPPEN
TO REMEMBER SOMETHING.
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IT WAS THE OPENING DAY
AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE.
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YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER
THIS, BARNEY.
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UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, A FOUL BALL
WENT IN THE STANDS
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AND HENRY CAUGHT IT
AND THREW IT BACK.
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WELL, THE VERY NEXT BATTER
THAT COMES UP
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HE KNOCKS A FLY OUT TO MY SON
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AND IT GOES
THROUGH HIS FINGERS.
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UH, FLOYD, COULD
THAT HAVE HAPPENED
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BECAUSE YOUR BOY AIN'T
A VERY GOOD BALLPLAYER?
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IT WAS THE ONLY FLY
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THAT MY NORMAN DROPPED
IN THE WHOLE GAME.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
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BUT I BELIEVE IT
WAS THE ONLY FLY
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THAT COME TO YOUR NORMAN
IN THE WHOLE GAME.
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IT HAPPENED AFTER HENRY
PATTED VIRGIL ON THE BACK
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JUST LIKE IT HAPPENED
AFTER HE STOOD BEHIND ME.
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THE PLAIN FACT IS,
YOU'RE A JINX.
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I DON'T HAVE
TO STAND AROUND HERE
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AND LISTEN TO ALL
THIS BALONEY.
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BARNEY FIFE,
YOU'RE A SAP!
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JUST A GREAT BIG SAP!
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AND THAT GOES FOR ALL
THE REST OF YOU, TOO.
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WHO YOU CALLIN'
A SAP?!
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WELL, I CAN'T SAY
AS HOW I BLAME HIM.
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HUH?
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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT,
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CARRYING ON,
CALLING HIM A JINX?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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WELL, ANDY, HE WAS THERE
WHEN ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENED.
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SO HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT
FOR THAT, HUH?
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FACTS IS FACTS,
ANDY.
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FACT NUMBER ONE,
I WAS PLAYING CHECKERS...
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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YOU WERE PLAYING CHECKERS
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AND YOU CONVENIENTLY BLAME
THE CHECKER GAME
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AND THE BALL GAME AND EVERYTHING
ON HENRY.
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YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE A BUNCH
OF SUPERSTITIOUS YOUNG'UNS.
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I BELIEVE I'LL JUST GO
TELL HIM SO.
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YOU AIN'T PLANNING ON A GAME
OF CARDS OR CHECKERS?
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WHY?
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IF YOU GET CLOSE TO HENRY
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SOMEBODY'S PIGEON.
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HE'S GOING TO BE
SOMEBODY'S PIGEON.
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HEY, HENRY!
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SHERIFF, AIN'T YOU AFRAID
OF GETTING YOURSELF HEXED?
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YOU AIN'T GOING TO TAKE
THEM SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU?
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WELL, DAD-BURN IT, ANDY,
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF THEY WAS TO MAKE OUT
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YOU WAS THE TOWN JINX?
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BUT THEY WAS JUST JOKING.
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YEAH?
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OH, SURE.
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YOU KNOW THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS A JINX.
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THEY WAS JUST TRYING TO
GET A BIG JOKE OFF ON YOU.
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WELL, IT AIN'T FUNNY
TO ME.
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WELL, LISTEN--
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WE'LL JUST GET A BIGGER JOKE
BACK AT THEM.
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YEAH
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DAY AFTER TOMORROW'S
THE OPENING DAY
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OF FISHING SEASON,
RIGHT?
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YOU COME WITH BARNEY
AND ME IN MY BOAT.
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ME?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE ALWAYS DO EXTRA
GOOD BECAUSE WE GOT
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A SPECIAL FISHING
HOLE WE KNOW ABOUT.
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THEY'LL BE LAUGHING OUT THE
OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACES.
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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
ANDY.
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YEAH, THAT WILL
SHOW THEM.
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IT SURELY WILL.
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BUT, UH,
WHAT'S YOUR DEPUTY
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GOING TO THINK
ABOUT THAT IDEA?
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OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HIM.
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ONCE I EXPLAIN IT
TO HIM
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HE'LL BE ALL FOR IT.
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THAT'S ONE THING ABOUT BARNEY.
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ONCE YOU EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO HIM,
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HE GETS REAL SENSIBLE.
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HENRY BENNETT IN OUR BOAT?
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YOU ACTUALLY INVITED HIM
TO BE IN OUR BOAT?
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HENRY BENNETT?
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IN OUR BOAT?
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THAT'S RIGHT,
BARNEY.
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OH, BROTHER!
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I THOUGHT
I'D HEARD EVERYTHING.
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BUT I DIDN'T
HEAR EVERYTHING,
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BUT I SURE AM
HEARING IT NOW.
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SPEAK RIGHT UP
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IF YOU GOT
ANY OBJECTIONS.
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OBJECTIONS?
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OH, WHAT POSSIBLE
OBJECTIONS COULD I HAVE?
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OUTSIDE OF THE FACT
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THAT FOR THE PAST
THREE YEARS RUNNING
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YOU AND I HAVE WON
THE OPENING DAY SWEEPSTAKES
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FOR THE BEST CATCH.
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BUT THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT
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THELMA LOU AND I WERE
PLANNING TO CELEBRATE
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BY HAVING AN
INTIMATE DINNER.
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OH, YOU WERE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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JUST HER AND ME.
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WE WERE GOING TO HAVE
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A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT
AND WINE.
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THEN WE WAS GOING
TO LISTEN
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TO SOME OF THEM
COLE PORTER RECORDS
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THAT HAS
THAT CERTAIN EFFECT ON HER.
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OUTSIDE OF THE FACT THAT
THAT'S ALL DOWN THE DRAIN
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I DON'T OBJECT.
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WHY SHOULD HENRY
MAKE A DIFFERENCE?
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HE'S A JINX!
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IT'S AS SIMPLE
AS THAT, ANDY.
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OH, COME ON, BARNEY.
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YOU DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE THAT STUFF.
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I DO!
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AND WITH HIM
IN THE BOAT
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HOW ARE WE GOING
TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES?
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WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE
TO CATCH ONE TROUT?
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AND WITHOUT ANY TROUT,
HOW'S THELMA LOU AND ME
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GOING TO HAVE
AN INTIMATE DINNER?
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AND WITHOUT
AN INTIMATE DINNER
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HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET TO COLE PORTER?
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YOU SEE, ANDY
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IT JUST UNRAVELS
THE WHOLE EVENING.
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OH, AIN'T THAT AWFUL?
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AIN'T THAT AWFUL?
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A WHOLE EVENING SPOILED.
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NOW, DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE
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OR I'LL BE STANDING HERE
UP TO MY ANKLES
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IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS.
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OH, YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU ARE.
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT
A FLOWER IN YOUR LAPEL
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AND SQUIRT WATER?
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PAW!
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Barney: BACK ROOM, OPE.
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HI, BARNEY.
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HI, OPE.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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OH, GETTING READY
TO GO FISHING TOMORROW.
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BY READIN' A BOOK?
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YEAH, I'M STUDYING
TO FIND SOMETHING
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TO GIVE US GOOD LUCK.
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THIS IS AN OLD BOOK
OF MY GRANDMA'S.
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IT'S JUST FULL
OF VALUABLE INFORMATION.
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HEY, HERE'S SOMETHING.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
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"TO INSURE GOOD LUCK
BEFORE A COMING EVENT,
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"RUB THE HEAD OF
A REDHEADED MAN.
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"IF A MAN WITH RED HAIR
CANNOT BE OBTAINED
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A BOY WILL DO."
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WELL, NOW.
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I DON'T RECKON
YOU COULD FIND
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ANY HAIR REDDER THAN
THAT CARROT TOP OF YOURS.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND...
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THAT OUGHT TO DO
SOME GOOD.
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WE NEED ALL THE LUCK
WE CAN GET.
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AT FISHING?
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WHY?
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GOLLY, YOU AND PAW ALWAYS
WIN ON THE OPENING DAY.
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WELL, HENRY BENNETT IS
GOING IN OUR BOAT, OPE
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AND HENRY BENNETT
IS A JINX.
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HE IS?
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HE IS, AND YOU
GOT TO TAKE
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ALL THE PRECAUTIONS
YOU CAN
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AGAINST A JINX.
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BARNEY?
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COMING, ANDY.
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HI, PAW!
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OH, HI, OPE.
HI, BARN.
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HOW IS EVERYBODY?
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OH, FINE.
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YOU WANT
TO RUB MY HEAD?
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I WANT TO WHAT?
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GO ON--
I'M A REDHEAD.
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WHY DON'T YOU
RUN OUT AND PLAY, OPE?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M JUST HELPING
TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS
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AGAINST A JINX.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT?
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00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,652
OH, HE PROBABLY PICKED IT UP
SOMEWHERES.
240
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,820
YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE.
241
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,688
THEY'RE ALWAYS PICKING
THINGS UP.
242
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,989
THAT'S THE WAY THEY ARE.
243
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,758
I'LL SEE YOU.
244
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,260
COULD IT BE HE PICKED UP
THIS PARTICULAR GEM
245
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,896
RIGHT HERE FROM YOU MAYBE?
246
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,131
FROM ME?
247
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,266
WHAT YOU GOT BEHIND
YOUR BACK THERE?
248
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,267
WHAT?
249
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,269
BEHIND YOUR BACK,
RIGHT HERE.
250
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,971
WHAT'S THIS?
251
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,942
I JUST... CATCHING UP ON
A LITTLE READING.
252
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,278
"SIGNS, OMENS,
PORTENTS AND CHARMS
253
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,681
TO WARD OFF BAD LUCK."
254
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,282
CATCHY LITTLE TITLE,
AIN'T IT?
255
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,851
NOW, BARNEY,
I WANT YOU
256
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,152
TO STOP
THIS NONSENSE.
257
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,254
NOW, THAT'S WHY
I ASKED HENRY BENNETT
258
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,690
TO COME FISHING WITH US
IN THE FIRST PLACE
259
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,258
WAS TO STOP
THIS FOOLISHNESS
260
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,793
ABOUT HIM BEING
A JINX.
261
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,195
WE'RE GOING TO CATCH
JUST AS MANY FISH
262
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,630
AS WE EVER DID.
263
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,265
I WANT YOU
TO STOP FRETTING.
264
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,200
AND QUIT RUBBING
OPIE'S HEAD.
265
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,869
PAT.
266
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,019
I AIN'T EVEN HAD
A NIBBLE YET, ANDY.
267
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,121
OH, WE'RE GOING
TO DO JUST FINE.
268
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,190
WE AIN'T BEEN HERE
LONG ENOUGH.
269
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
270
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,359
RIGHT, BARNEY?
271
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,131
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
272
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,399
YOU STOP THAT.
273
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,835
WE AIN'T CAUGHT A FISH.
HE'S JINXIN' US.
274
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,403
BARNEY, QUIT!
275
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,971
IT AIN'T GOING
TO HURT
276
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,239
TO TRY A FEW SAYINGS.
277
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,741
TOUCH THIS RABBIT FOOT.
278
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,541
BARNEY...
279
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,944
COME, FISH, COME.
COME, FISH, COME.
280
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,413
SAM'S AT THE GATE
WITH A FROSTED CAKE.
281
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,415
COME, FISH, COME.
282
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,250
SILLIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
283
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,152
SHHH! HERE'S
ANOTHER ONE.
284
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,420
FLY AWAY, BUZZARD.
285
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,922
FLY AWAY, CROW.
286
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,024
WAY DOWN SOUTH
WHERE THE WINDS DON'T BLOW.
287
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,226
RUB YOUR NOSE
AND GIVE TWO WINKS
288
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,862
AND SAVE US
FROM THIS AWFUL JINX.
289
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,463
YOU PUT THAT THING AWAY...
290
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,698
Henry: ANDY!
291
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,234
LOOK AT YOUR LINE!
QUICK!
292
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,136
LOOK AT THAT
POLE BEND!
293
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,771
YOU GOT A BIG ONE!
294
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,172
ANDY, LOOK!
295
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,807
I CAN'T LOOK!
I'M BUSY.
296
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,808
BUT, ANDY...
297
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,309
LOOK AT
THE SIZE OF HIM.
298
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,779
HE IS A BIG ONE.
299
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,047
BOY, HE SURE IS.
300
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,115
THE BIGGEST I'VE SEEN
OUT OF THIS POND.
301
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,185
BOY, YOU RECKON FOLKS
WILL STILL CALL YOU A JINX?
302
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,020
I RECKON NOT.
303
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,724
ANDY, WILL YOU
HAND ME AN OAR?
304
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,392
WE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
305
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,427
WELL, WE'D BETTER.
WE'RE SINKIN'.
306
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,294
NOW, HERE'S THE MAN
THAT CAN TELL US
307
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,230
JUST WHAT HE HAD IN MIND
WHEN HE ASKED HENRY BENNETT
308
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,265
TO FISH IN
THE SAME BOAT WITH HIM.
309
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,836
UH, WHAT WERE YOU TRYING
TO DO THERE, ANDY?
310
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,905
THROW THE FISHING CONTEST?
311
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,275
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A BIT FUNNY, FLOYD.
312
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,345
OH, YOU MEAN YOU STILL
DON'T THINK HE'S A JINX?
313
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,947
WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
314
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,349
YOU SAW THE WHOLE THING
FIRSTHAND.
315
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,351
BIGGEST CATCH IN YEARS
IN YOUR FINGERTIPS
316
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,485
AND YOU LOSE IT.
317
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,288
WELL, I CAN'T LAY ALL THAT
AT HENRY'S DOOR.
318
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,957
WELL, WHERE DO YOU LAY IT?
319
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,558
AT A LOT OF DOORS.
320
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,461
NOW, I DROPPED MY POLE
BECAUSE OUR BOAT WAS SINKING.
321
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,363
WELL, WHY WAS THAT?
322
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,498
BECAUSE EARL GILLEY
WAS TOO BLAMED CHEAP
323
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,335
AND TRIED TO SAVE MONEY
ON THE CAULKING, THAT'S WHY.
324
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,037
BOY, YOU INSIST ON FLYING
325
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,173
RIGHT IN THE FACE
OF SCIENTIFIC FACT, DON'T YOU?
326
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,242
SCIENTIFIC FACT?
327
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,378
THERE ARE ATMOSPHERIC RAYS
WHICH CONTROL BODILY MOTIONS.
328
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,481
NOW, IF A PERSON CONTAINING
NEGATIVE OR HEXING QUALITIES
329
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,250
GETS BETWEEN YOU AND THEM RAYS
330
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,353
WHY, HE CREATES A STATIC
THAT JARS ANY SUCCESSFUL MOTION
331
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,056
INTO AN UNSUCCESSFUL MOTION
AND JINXES YOU.
332
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,191
AND THAT IS
A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
333
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,860
AND THAT IS ALSO
334
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,528
THE BIGGEST CROCK OF
NOTHING I EVER HEARD.
335
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,331
IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU
THAT LAUGHED AT EDISON,
336
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,968
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS,
BUZZ FLUHEART.
337
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,469
BUZZ FLUHEART?
338
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,839
HE DISCOVERED THE SCIENTIFIC
FACT I JUST WAS TELLING YOU.
339
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, BARNEY.
340
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276
HELLO, BOYS.
341
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,543
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
342
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,246
TICKETS FOR THE CHURCH
SOCIAL SATURDAY NIGHT,
343
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,515
AND NOBODY LEAVES
WITHOUT BUYING ONE.
344
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,017
I'LL TAKE ONE, AUNT BEE.
345
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,386
WHAT'S THE DOOR PRIZE
THIS YEAR, AUNT BEE?
346
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,354
A PORTABLE TV.
347
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,556
OH, STEPPING UP
IN CLASS, HUH?
348
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,327
REMEMBER BUT LAST YEAR
IT WAS JUST A TRANSISTOR RADIO.
349
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,329
WITHOUT AN EARPLUG.
350
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,032
WELL, THE BIGGER THE PRIZE,
THE MORE TICKETS WE SELL.
351
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,501
SAY, THAT'S CUTE.
"BIGGER THE PRIZE..."
352
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,271
HEY, HERE COMES HENRY BENNETT.
353
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,873
QUICK, EVERYBODY.
354
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,942
TOUCH THIS RABBIT'S FOOT.
355
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,543
TOUCH IT. TOUCH IT.
TOUCH IT.
356
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,012
TOUCH IT, ANDY.
357
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,313
TURN THE MIRROR FACE DOWN.
358
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,148
EVERYBODY
TAKE YOUR RIGHT HAND
359
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,884
PUT IT OVER YOUR HEAD,
TOUCH YOUR LEFT EARLOBE.
360
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,485
BARNEY.
361
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,488
CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND LISTEN TO THIS:
362
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525
WINK 'EM, THINK 'EM,
'NONYMOUS REX.
363
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,294
PROTECT US ALL
FROM THE MAN WITH THE HEX.
364
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430
WINK 'EM, THINK 'EM,
'NONYMOUS REX...
365
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,932
HELLO, HENRY.
366
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,199
HI, HENRY.
367
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:30,437
HELLO, SHERIFF, AUNT BEE.
368
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,643
WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS DOING?
369
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,112
UH...
370
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,682
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THEY'RE DOING, HENRY.
371
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,985
OUTSIDE OF BEHAVING LIKE
A BUNCH OF NUTS,
372
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,154
THEY'RE PROTECTING THEMSELVES
FROM A JINX.
373
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,355
THEY SAW YOU A-COMING.
374
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,023
I KNOW, I KNOW.
375
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,492
AND THAT'S THE REASON
I'M, UH...
376
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,094
WELL, I'M LEAVING.
377
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395
YOU'RE WHAT?
378
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,064
I'M LEAVING MAYBERRY.
379
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,099
I COME OVER TO TELL YOU THAT.
380
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,201
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
381
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,502
OH, YES, I AM.
382
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,271
AIN'T NO FUN LIVING IN A TOWN
383
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,606
WHERE FOLKS ARE STARTING
TO AVOID YOU.
384
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,376
FOLKS THAT USED TO BE
YOUR FRIENDS.
385
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,378
FROM NOW ON,
386
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,014
EVERYTHING BAD THAT
HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN
387
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,016
IS GOING TO BE
BLAMED ON ME.
388
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,418
AND AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE FISHING,
389
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,154
I AIN'T SO SURE
BUT WHAT THEY'D BE RIGHT.
390
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,589
WELL, UH...
391
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,560
MAYBE I'LL BE SEEING YOU.
392
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,275
WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE ALL SATISFIED
393
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,576
WITH YOUR PICKING AT HIM
394
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,645
AND YOUR SCIENTIFIC FACTS
AND ALL.
395
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,348
WELL, ANDY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT HIM.
396
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,251
YOU HURT HIM BAD ENOUGH
THAT HE'S LEAVING TOWN.
397
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,120
BARNEY, SOMETIMES
YOU BEAT EVERYTHING.
398
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,621
GOLLY, ANDY, WE
WAS ONLY HAVING
399
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,089
A LITTLE JOKE.
400
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,390
YOUR JOKE
WENT TOO FAR.
401
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,559
YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
HENRY'S A JINX?
402
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,560
NO.
403
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,029
HOW ABOUT YOU FELLAS?
404
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,296
HOW ABOUT YOU, BARNEY?
405
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,698
YOU BELIEVE HENRY'S GOT
THE POWER TO HEX SOMEBODY?
406
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,500
WELL...
SEE? NONE OF YOU
BELIEVE IT,
407
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,069
BUT YOU GOT HENRY
TO BELIEVE IT,
408
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:09,902
AND HE'S LEAVING TOWN
409
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,404
AND THERE'S NO REASON
FOR IT, TOO.
410
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173
HENRY'S A GOOD MAN
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
411
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,607
OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.
412
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,077
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE OUGHT TO DO ABOUT IT?
413
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,411
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU
BETTER DO SOMETHING.
414
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,447
Floyd: LIKE WHAT?
HOW DO I KNOW?
415
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,582
WELL, MAYBE WE
COULD MAKE IT UP TO HIM.
416
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,384
YEAH, MAYBE WE
COULD SHOW HIM
417
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,053
THAT HIS LUCK HAS CHANGED.
418
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,054
YEAH?
419
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,621
WELL, MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE,
420
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,024
YOU KNOW, IF HE
JUST WON THAT TV
421
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,293
SATURDAY AT THE
SOCIAL, YOU KNOW.
422
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,695
YOU EXPECT HENRY TO WIN?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
423
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,465
THERE'LL BE 100 PEOPLE
WITH CHANCES AT THAT DOOR PRIZE.
424
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,700
JUST HOW DO YOU THINK
HENRY BENNETT WILL WIN?
425
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,735
WAIT A MINUTE.
426
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,771
THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
HENRY MIGHT WIN.
427
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,606
ONE WAY, OF COURSE,
BY PURE CHANCE,
428
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,308
AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT
429
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,777
THAT HENRY'S OVERDO
FOR SOME GOOD LUCK.
430
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,445
AND THERE'S ONE MORE WAY,
431
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,382
AND I BELIEVE THAT'S
THE WAY THAT I PREFER.
432
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,583
WHAT'S THAT?
433
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,051
CHEATING.
434
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,053
YOU MEAN, RIG IT
SO'S HE'D WIN?
435
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,454
THAT'S RIGHT.
436
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,323
ANDY, HOW CAN
A RESPECTABLE SHERIFF
437
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,592
AND AN UPSTANDING GROUP
OF CITIZENS LIKE US
438
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,260
PERPETRATE
SUCH A THING?
439
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,596
WELL, IF THE UPSTANDING GROUP
OF CITIZENS
440
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,232
WILL LISTEN JUST A MINUTE,
I'LL TELL YOU.
441
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,833
AUNT BEE,
THERE'LL BE A HAT
442
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,702
FULL OF NUMBERS THERE,
RIGHT?
443
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,571
UH-HUH. AND CORRESPONDING
NUMBERS IN A FISH BOWL.
444
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,673
NOW, SUPPOSE WE HAD
ALL THE NUMBERS
445
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,243
IN THE HAT
AND THE FISHBOWL THE SAME.
446
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,512
WELL, THAT WOULD MEAN
EVERYBODY'D BE A WINNER.
447
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,613
IT WOULD,
IT WOULD.
448
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,481
SUPPOSING WE GOT
EVERYBODY TO AGREE
449
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,517
NOT TO ANSWER
WHEN THE NUMBER'S CALLED.
450
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,419
HENRY'D BE THE ONLY ONE
TO SPEAK UP.
451
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,820
HE'D HAVE TO BE
THE WINNER.
452
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,123
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
453
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,091
I THINK THAT'S
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
454
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,359
JUST A MINUTE, ANDY.
455
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,628
HOW YOU GETTING HENRY
TO THE CHURCH SOCIAL?
456
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,096
I'LL GET
HIM THERE.
457
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,698
SHERIFF TAYLOR, I GOT
TO HAND IT TO YOU.
458
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,167
FOR A FELLA SWORN
459
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,436
TO UPHOLD LAW AND ORDER
AND DECENT LIVING,
460
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,539
YOU SURE ARE A GOOD SNEAK.
461
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,566
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THERE YOU ARE.
462
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,134
THERE'S A HAT FULL
OF LUCKY NUMBERS,
463
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,136
AND EACH ONE OF THEM JUST
HAPPENS TO BE NUMBER 44.
464
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,104
SHH! HE'S OVER THERE.
465
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,676
NOW, EVERYBODY
GOT IT STRAIGHT?
466
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,777
WE ALL GOT IT STRAIGHT?
467
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,146
YES, YES, I KNOW.
NOW, NOBODY'S
TO SAY ANYTHING
468
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,415
WHEN THE WINNING NUMBER'S
CALLED EXCEPT, HENRY, OKAY?
469
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,416
I KNOW.
OKAY, GO.
470
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,772
OH, THAT WAS EXTRA GOOD.
471
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,475
GOOD. COME ON UP HERE,
AUNT BEE.
472
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,544
GOOD, SANDY.
DON'T YOUR VOICE EVER GET TIRED?
473
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
474
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,848
QUIT DANCING, QUIET DOWN,
AND COME ON UP HERE
475
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,184
AND LET'S MAKE
A REAL CLOSE GROUP UP HERE
476
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185
AROUND THE STAGE HERE.
477
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,887
Aunt Bee: NOW, FOLKS,
GET YOUR NUMBERS READY
478
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,423
FOR THE BIG DRAWING
479
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,458
FOR THE BEAUTIFUL
PORTABLE TV SET.
480
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,726
COME ON, HENRY.
481
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,429
I THINK I'LL STEP OUT
FOR A BREATH OF AIR.
482
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,730
NO. WAIT A MINUTE.
483
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,765
IT'S THE DRAWING.
YOU MIGHT WIN.
484
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,967
YOU GOT AS GOOD A CHANCE
AS ANYBODY ELSE.
485
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,836
YOU TOOK A NUMBER,
DIDN'T YOU?
486
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,837
YEAH.
487
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872
WELL, THEN, COME ON THEN.
488
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,741
NOW, EVERYBODY SET?
489
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,343
Andy: GO AHEAD,
AUNT BEE.
490
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,845
ANDY, WOULD YOU
DO THE HONORS?
491
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,214
WELL, I'D BE PROUD TO SERVE.
492
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,482
EVERYBODY READY?
493
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,983
THERE THEY ARE.
THERE THEY ARE.
494
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,452
THERE THEY ARE.
495
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,719
WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.
496
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,255
I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE,
YOU READY?
497
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,191
THE WINNING NUMBER
IS NUMBER 44.
498
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,298
AND THE WINNER IS...
499
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,335
THE LUCKY NUMBER'S
NUMBER 44,
500
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
AND THE WINNER
IS STEPPING FORWARD RIGHT NOW,
501
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,608
AND WE SEE
THAT IT IS, UH...
502
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,444
NO NUMBER 44, HUH?
503
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,681
EVERYBODY WANT TO CHECK
YOUR CARDS?
504
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,649
WELL, IT AIN'T MY NUMBER.
505
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,586
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
AT YOUR NUMBER?
506
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,355
YOU DID GET A NUMBER,
DIDN'T YOU?
507
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,726
GOOD. FOLKS, HENRY BENNETT'S
GOING TO SHOW US
508
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,595
WHAT NUMBER HE
PULLED OUT OF THE HAT.
509
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,563
WHAT'D YOU GET,
HENRY, NUMBER 44?
510
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,833
NO. SIX AND SEVEN-EIGHTHS.
511
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,404
...SEVEN
512
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,005
LET ME SEE THAT.
513
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,442
OH, ANDY, HE PULLED OUT
THE HAT SIZE.
514
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,877
I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?
515
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,615
NOW I'VE EVEN
JINXED MYSELF.
516
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,883
UH, WAIT, WAIT
A MINUTE, HENRY.
517
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,352
WAIT A MINUTE.
518
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,687
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
519
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,023
THIS, UH, THIS DRAWING
WAS RIGGED.
520
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,024
RIGGED?
521
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,025
THAT'S RIGHT.
522
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,861
FOLKS, WOULD YOU SHOW HENRY
WHAT NUMBER YOU GOT?
523
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,764
WELL, THEY'VE
ALL GOT 44.
524
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,433
THAT'S RIGHT.
525
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,768
ONLY THEY WASN'T GOING
TO SAY ANYTHING.
526
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,837
THAT WAY
YOU WOULD HAVE TO WIN.
527
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,305
AND I STILL LOST.
528
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,006
WELL, I WOULDN'T
BE SO SURE.
529
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,542
WHAT
530
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,910
WELL, HENRY, LOOK WHAT
EVERYONE'S TRYING TO DO
531
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,712
TO PROVE YOU'RE
NOT BAD LUCK.
532
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,681
WHAT AUNT BEE'S
TRYING TO SAY
533
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,651
IS THAT YOU GOT TO BELIEVING
THAT YOU'RE A JINX
534
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,919
AND FULL OF BAD LUCK
AND EVERYTHING.
535
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,589
AND, WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU FIGURE IT,
536
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,690
BUT THE WAY I SEE IT,
537
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,427
WHY, THE LUCKIEST THING
A MAN CAN HAVE IS FRIENDSHIP.
538
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,762
KIND OF FRIENDSHIP
539
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,431
THESE FOLKS HERE
TRIED TO SHOW YOU TONIGHT.
540
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,899
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT,
541
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,969
I DON'T HARDLY SEE
HOW YOU CAN BE A LOSER.
542
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,037
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
543
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,540
SINCE HENRY WAS GOING TO WIN
THE TV ANYWAY,
544
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,576
LET'S AWARD IT
TO HIM UNANIMOUSLY.
545
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,450
ALL RIGHT, LET ME THROUGH.
546
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,386
WHAT SAY
WE JUST PUT THE TV SET
547
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,820
IN THE SQUAD CAR RIGHT NOW,
548
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822
AND, BARNEY,
YOU CAN DRIVE HENRY HOME.
549
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891
COME ON, HENRY,
FLOYD, LET'S GO.
550
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,626
HEY, ANDY!
551
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,760
HUH?
552
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:08,961
YOU WANT ME
TO DRIVE HIM HOME?
553
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,730
SURE.
IN OUR SQUAD CAR?
554
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:15,101
THAT'S RIGHT.
555
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,537
WELL, COME ON, BARNEY,
WHAT YOU DOING?
556
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,038
I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING.
557
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,741
IF I'M DRIVING HIM HOME,
I BETTER TAKE A PRECAUTION.
558
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,910
BARNEY!
559
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,947
HI, RED!
560
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,758
WHEN ARE WE GOING
FISHING, PAW?
561
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,959
WE'LL GO IN
A FEW MINUTES,
562
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,761
SOON AS BARNEY GETS HERE.
GO ON, MOVE.
563
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,096
I GOT YOU CORNERED AND I'M
GOING TO LOWER THE BOOM ON YOU.
564
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,965
MOVE.
565
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,167
WELL, I GUESS THERE
AIN'T MUCH I CAN DO.
566
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,036
OH, NO...
567
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,805
OH, THAT'S A GOOD,
OUTSTANDING MOVE.
568
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:53,573
NOW, WATCH THIS.
569
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,141
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK...
570
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,009
MM-MMM.
571
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,745
LOOK AT THAT.
572
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,815
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
573
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,017
WHA--
574
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,919
I WON! I WON!
I BEAT PAW!
575
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,821
DID YOU SEE THAT,
BARNEY?
576
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,724
I SURE DID!
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
STANDING THERE?
577
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,626
LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU
PULL THAT BOO-BOO.
578
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,895
THAT WAS A DILLY.
579
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,196
WELL, NO WONDER I LOST.
580
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065
HUH?
581
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,900
YOU HEXED ME.
582
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,835
WHAT?
WELL, HOW ELSE
YOU EXPLAIN ME
583
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,637
GETTING SO CARELESS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
584
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,205
YOU WERE STANDING
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
585
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,140
AW, COME ON, ANDY!
586
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,609
WISH I'D KNOWN
YOU'S STANDING THERE.
587
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,643
I'D HAVE RUBBED
OPIE'S HEAD.
588
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,645
WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING FISHING,
LET'S GO FISHING.
589
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,081
I DON'T KNOW WE WANT YOU
IN THE SAME BOAT WITH US,
590
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,616
YOU BEING
A JINX AND ALL.
591
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,918
CUT THAT OUT!
LET'S GO.
592
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,223
HOLY COW!
IT'S BEGINNING TO STORM!
593
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,193
STORM'S COMING UP!
594
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,596
YEAH?
595
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,564
HUH.
596
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,502
WELL, BAD LUCK BARNEY,
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
597
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,504
COME HERE, OPIE.
598
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,038
YOU'RE A RIOT,
YOU KNOW THAT?
599
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,474
WHY DON'T YOU GO
SOME PLACE AND HAPPEN?
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