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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,546 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:15,149 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:19,087 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,277 HENRY, DO YOU HAVE TO STAND 5 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,446 LOOKING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER LIKE THAT? 6 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,315 HUH? IT'S BAD LUCK LOOKING OVER 7 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,482 A PLAYER'S LEFT SHOULDER. 8 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,550 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 9 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,285 STAND SOMEWHERES ELSE, WILL YA? 10 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,786 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? 11 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,123 NO, I AIN'T KIDDIN'. 12 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,724 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 13 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,726 GO, BARNEY. IT'S YOUR MOVE. 14 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,561 OH, NO, NO, WAI-- NO, NO. 15 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,231 NO, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE RUSHED. 16 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,567 THAT'S RIGHT, DON'T RUSH ME, JUST DON'T RUSH ME. 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,504 LET ME TAKE MY OWN SWEET TIME. 18 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,281 OH! SAY, THAT WAS NICE. 19 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,882 NICE MOVE THERE. 20 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,785 I'LL JUST TAKE MY OWN SWEET TIME, 21 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,589 TOO, AND I'LL JUST JUMP YOU HERE. 22 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,458 AND HERE... AND HERE. 23 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,628 IT'S EASY TO SEE WHY I LOST THAT ONE. 24 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,531 IT'S BECAUSE YOU WAS STANDING BEHIND ME 25 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,899 AND YOU JINXED ME, THAT'S WHY. 26 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,368 COULD IT BE THAT 27 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:42,336 MAYBE YOU WAS GETTING CARELESS? 28 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,705 YEAH? AND WHAT MADE ME CARELESS? 29 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,307 ANSWER ME THAT ONE. 30 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,610 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME OUT LIKE A JINX OR SOMETHING? 31 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,712 WELL, MAYBE YOU ARE A JINX. 32 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:52,713 HUH? 33 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,382 YOU REMEMBER LAST LABOR DAY? 34 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,250 THE HORSESHOE PITCHING CONTEST? 35 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,586 VIRGIL HODGE WAS PITCHING A BEAUTIFUL GAME. 36 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,853 JUST BEAUTIFUL. 37 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,322 THEN AT ONE POINT 38 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,524 HE WENT TO GET HISSELF A DRINK OF WATER 39 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,393 AND YOU PATTED HIM ON THE BACK 40 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,660 AND KA-BOOM! 41 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,396 VIRGIL LOST THE CONTEST. 42 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,797 NOW, AIN'T THAT RIGHT? 43 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,265 THAT IS RIGHT. 44 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,533 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 45 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,935 IT WOULDN'T BE THAT VIRGIL WAS OVERCONFIDENT? 46 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,237 NO. 47 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,871 FACTS IS FACTS, HENRY. 48 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,808 VIRGIL WAS WINNING UNTIL YOU TOUCHED HIM 49 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,210 AND HEXED HIM. 50 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,844 NOW, LISTEN... LISTEN TO ME. 51 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,413 THIS IS JUST NONSENSE. 52 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,847 A LOT OF JUST NONSENSE. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,582 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 54 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,584 WHAT'S GOING ON? 55 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,186 OH, HENRY HERE JUST HEXED ME 56 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,587 INTO LOSING A CHECKER GAME. 57 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:34,855 AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING 58 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,424 TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE A JINX. 59 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,526 WELL, LIKE BARNEY SAID, FACTS IS FACTS. 60 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,528 I JUST HAPPEN TO REMEMBER SOMETHING. 61 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,830 IT WAS THE OPENING DAY AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE. 62 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,898 YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER THIS, BARNEY. 63 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,367 UH, WHAT HAPPENED? 64 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,402 WELL, A FOUL BALL WENT IN THE STANDS 65 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,504 AND HENRY CAUGHT IT AND THREW IT BACK. 66 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,740 WELL, THE VERY NEXT BATTER THAT COMES UP 67 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,375 HE KNOCKS A FLY OUT TO MY SON 68 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,410 AND IT GOES THROUGH HIS FINGERS. 69 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,546 UH, FLOYD, COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED 70 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,449 BECAUSE YOUR BOY AIN'T A VERY GOOD BALLPLAYER? 71 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,783 IT WAS THE ONLY FLY 72 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,719 THAT MY NORMAN DROPPED IN THE WHOLE GAME. 73 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,987 WELL, I DON'T KNOW 74 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,523 BUT I BELIEVE IT WAS THE ONLY FLY 75 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,526 THAT COME TO YOUR NORMAN IN THE WHOLE GAME. 76 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,730 IT HAPPENED AFTER HENRY PATTED VIRGIL ON THE BACK 77 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,300 JUST LIKE IT HAPPENED AFTER HE STOOD BEHIND ME. 78 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,269 THE PLAIN FACT IS, YOU'RE A JINX. 79 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,903 I DON'T HAVE TO STAND AROUND HERE 80 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,672 AND LISTEN TO ALL THIS BALONEY. 81 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,275 BARNEY FIFE, YOU'RE A SAP! 82 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,810 JUST A GREAT BIG SAP! 83 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,713 AND THAT GOES FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU, TOO. 84 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:44,992 WHO YOU CALLIN' A SAP?! 85 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,528 WELL, I CAN'T SAY AS HOW I BLAME HIM. 86 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,829 HUH? 87 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,298 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, 88 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,865 CARRYING ON, CALLING HIM A JINX? 89 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,567 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 90 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,637 WELL, ANDY, HE WAS THERE WHEN ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENED. 91 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,772 SO HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR THAT, HUH? 92 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,441 FACTS IS FACTS, ANDY. 93 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,311 FACT NUMBER ONE, I WAS PLAYING CHECKERS... 94 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,345 I KNOW, I KNOW. 95 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,813 YOU WERE PLAYING CHECKERS 96 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,582 AND YOU CONVENIENTLY BLAME THE CHECKER GAME 97 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,319 AND THE BALL GAME AND EVERYTHING ON HENRY. 98 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,722 YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF SUPERSTITIOUS YOUNG'UNS. 99 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,358 I BELIEVE I'LL JUST GO TELL HIM SO. 100 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:20,060 YOU AIN'T PLANNING ON A GAME OF CARDS OR CHECKERS? 101 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,795 WHY? 102 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,464 IF YOU GET CLOSE TO HENRY 103 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,433 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY'S PIGEON. 104 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:34,007 HE'S GOING TO BE SOMEBODY'S PIGEON. 105 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,644 HEY, HENRY! 106 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,513 SHERIFF, AIN'T YOU AFRAID OF GETTING YOURSELF HEXED? 107 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,716 YOU AIN'T GOING TO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU? 108 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,017 WELL, DAD-BURN IT, ANDY, 109 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,654 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY WAS TO MAKE OUT 110 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,021 YOU WAS THE TOWN JINX? 111 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,590 BUT THEY WAS JUST JOKING. 112 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,858 YEAH? 113 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,360 OH, SURE. 114 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,595 YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A JINX. 115 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,731 THEY WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A BIG JOKE OFF ON YOU. 116 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,733 WELL, IT AIN'T FUNNY TO ME. 117 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,868 WELL, LISTEN-- 118 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,371 WE'LL JUST GET A BIGGER JOKE BACK AT THEM. 119 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,538 YEAH 120 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,474 DAY AFTER TOMORROW'S THE OPENING DAY 121 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,808 OF FISHING SEASON, RIGHT? 122 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,943 YOU COME WITH BARNEY AND ME IN MY BOAT. 123 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:10,944 ME? 124 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,079 THAT'S RIGHT. 125 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,648 WE ALWAYS DO EXTRA GOOD BECAUSE WE GOT 126 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,917 A SPECIAL FISHING HOLE WE KNOW ABOUT. 127 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,454 THEY'LL BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACES. 128 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,524 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, ANDY. 129 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,958 YEAH, THAT WILL SHOW THEM. 130 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,360 IT SURELY WILL. 131 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,462 BUT, UH, WHAT'S YOUR DEPUTY 132 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,731 GOING TO THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA? 133 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,766 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 134 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,702 ONCE I EXPLAIN IT TO HIM 135 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,437 HE'LL BE ALL FOR IT. 136 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,439 THAT'S ONE THING ABOUT BARNEY. 137 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,741 ONCE YOU EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO HIM, 138 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,410 HE GETS REAL SENSIBLE. 139 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,545 HENRY BENNETT IN OUR BOAT? 140 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:48,015 YOU ACTUALLY INVITED HIM TO BE IN OUR BOAT? 141 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,483 HENRY BENNETT? 142 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,751 IN OUR BOAT? 143 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,553 THAT'S RIGHT, BARNEY. 144 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,821 OH, BROTHER! 145 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,423 I THOUGHT I'D HEARD EVERYTHING. 146 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,724 BUT I DIDN'T HEAR EVERYTHING, 147 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,158 BUT I SURE AM HEARING IT NOW. 148 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,427 SPEAK RIGHT UP 149 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,761 IF YOU GOT ANY OBJECTIONS. 150 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,029 OBJECTIONS? 151 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,898 OH, WHAT POSSIBLE OBJECTIONS COULD I HAVE? 152 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,066 OUTSIDE OF THE FACT 153 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,868 THAT FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS RUNNING 154 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,037 YOU AND I HAVE WON THE OPENING DAY SWEEPSTAKES 155 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,439 FOR THE BEST CATCH. 156 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,873 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT 157 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,409 THELMA LOU AND I WERE PLANNING TO CELEBRATE 158 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,010 BY HAVING AN INTIMATE DINNER. 159 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,178 OH, YOU WERE? 160 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,647 THAT'S RIGHT. 161 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,048 JUST HER AND ME. 162 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,950 WE WERE GOING TO HAVE 163 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,819 A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT AND WINE. 164 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,921 THEN WE WAS GOING TO LISTEN 165 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,624 TO SOME OF THEM COLE PORTER RECORDS 166 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,427 THAT HAS THAT CERTAIN EFFECT ON HER. 167 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,063 OUTSIDE OF THE FACT THAT THAT'S ALL DOWN THE DRAIN 168 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,531 I DON'T OBJECT. 169 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,667 WHY SHOULD HENRY MAKE A DIFFERENCE? 170 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,435 HE'S A JINX! 171 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,737 IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT, ANDY. 172 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,005 OH, COME ON, BARNEY. 173 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,940 YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT STUFF. 174 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,442 I DO! 175 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:49,843 AND WITH HIM IN THE BOAT 176 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,045 HOW ARE WE GOING TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES? 177 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,548 WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE TO CATCH ONE TROUT? 178 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,984 AND WITHOUT ANY TROUT, HOW'S THELMA LOU AND ME 179 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,119 GOING TO HAVE AN INTIMATE DINNER? 180 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,121 AND WITHOUT AN INTIMATE DINNER 181 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,857 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET TO COLE PORTER? 182 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,125 YOU SEE, ANDY 183 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,995 IT JUST UNRAVELS THE WHOLE EVENING. 184 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,630 OH, AIN'T THAT AWFUL? 185 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,898 AIN'T THAT AWFUL? 186 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,733 A WHOLE EVENING SPOILED. 187 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,602 NOW, DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE 188 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,605 OR I'LL BE STANDING HERE UP TO MY ANKLES 189 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,139 IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS. 190 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,041 OH, YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU ARE. 191 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,011 WHY DON'T YOU PUT A FLOWER IN YOUR LAPEL 192 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,079 AND SQUIRT WATER? 193 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,153 PAW! 194 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,188 Barney: BACK ROOM, OPE. 195 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,491 HI, BARNEY. 196 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:38,892 HI, OPE. 197 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,928 WHAT YOU DOING? 198 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,697 OH, GETTING READY TO GO FISHING TOMORROW. 199 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,932 BY READIN' A BOOK? 200 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,568 YEAH, I'M STUDYING TO FIND SOMETHING 201 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,936 TO GIVE US GOOD LUCK. 202 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,539 THIS IS AN OLD BOOK OF MY GRANDMA'S. 203 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,207 IT'S JUST FULL OF VALUABLE INFORMATION. 204 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,644 HEY, HERE'S SOMETHING. 205 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,045 LISTEN TO THIS. 206 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,281 "TO INSURE GOOD LUCK BEFORE A COMING EVENT, 207 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,084 "RUB THE HEAD OF A REDHEADED MAN. 208 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:08,088 "IF A MAN WITH RED HAIR CANNOT BE OBTAINED 209 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,823 A BOY WILL DO." 210 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:13,661 WELL, NOW. 211 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,663 I DON'T RECKON YOU COULD FIND 212 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,599 ANY HAIR REDDER THAN THAT CARROT TOP OF YOURS. 213 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,768 IF YOU DON'T MIND... 214 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,937 THAT OUGHT TO DO SOME GOOD. 215 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,540 WE NEED ALL THE LUCK WE CAN GET. 216 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,841 AT FISHING? 217 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,109 WHY? 218 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,245 GOLLY, YOU AND PAW ALWAYS WIN ON THE OPENING DAY. 219 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,215 WELL, HENRY BENNETT IS GOING IN OUR BOAT, OPE 220 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,284 AND HENRY BENNETT IS A JINX. 221 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,752 HE IS? 222 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,120 HE IS, AND YOU GOT TO TAKE 223 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,822 ALL THE PRECAUTIONS YOU CAN 224 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,056 AGAINST A JINX. 225 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,893 BARNEY? 226 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,695 COMING, ANDY. 227 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:48,829 HI, PAW! 228 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,263 OH, HI, OPE. HI, BARN. 229 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,732 HOW IS EVERYBODY? 230 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,966 OH, FINE. 231 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,068 YOU WANT TO RUB MY HEAD? 232 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,570 I WANT TO WHAT? 233 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,871 GO ON-- I'M A REDHEAD. 234 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,973 WHY DON'T YOU RUN OUT AND PLAY, OPE? 235 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,675 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 236 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,877 I'M JUST HELPING TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS 237 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,345 AGAINST A JINX. 238 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:09,316 WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT? 239 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,652 OH, HE PROBABLY PICKED IT UP SOMEWHERES. 240 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,820 YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE. 241 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,688 THEY'RE ALWAYS PICKING THINGS UP. 242 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,989 THAT'S THE WAY THEY ARE. 243 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,758 I'LL SEE YOU. 244 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,260 COULD IT BE HE PICKED UP THIS PARTICULAR GEM 245 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,896 RIGHT HERE FROM YOU MAYBE? 246 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,131 FROM ME? 247 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,266 WHAT YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK THERE? 248 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,267 WHAT? 249 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,269 BEHIND YOUR BACK, RIGHT HERE. 250 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,971 WHAT'S THIS? 251 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,942 I JUST... CATCHING UP ON A LITTLE READING. 252 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,278 "SIGNS, OMENS, PORTENTS AND CHARMS 253 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,681 TO WARD OFF BAD LUCK." 254 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,282 CATCHY LITTLE TITLE, AIN'T IT? 255 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,851 NOW, BARNEY, I WANT YOU 256 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,152 TO STOP THIS NONSENSE. 257 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,254 NOW, THAT'S WHY I ASKED HENRY BENNETT 258 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,690 TO COME FISHING WITH US IN THE FIRST PLACE 259 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,258 WAS TO STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS 260 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,793 ABOUT HIM BEING A JINX. 261 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,195 WE'RE GOING TO CATCH JUST AS MANY FISH 262 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,630 AS WE EVER DID. 263 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,265 I WANT YOU TO STOP FRETTING. 264 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,200 AND QUIT RUBBING OPIE'S HEAD. 265 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,869 PAT. 266 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,019 I AIN'T EVEN HAD A NIBBLE YET, ANDY. 267 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,121 OH, WE'RE GOING TO DO JUST FINE. 268 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,190 WE AIN'T BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH. 269 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 270 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,359 RIGHT, BARNEY? 271 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,131 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 272 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,399 YOU STOP THAT. 273 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,835 WE AIN'T CAUGHT A FISH. HE'S JINXIN' US. 274 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,403 BARNEY, QUIT! 275 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,971 IT AIN'T GOING TO HURT 276 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,239 TO TRY A FEW SAYINGS. 277 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,741 TOUCH THIS RABBIT FOOT. 278 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,541 BARNEY... 279 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,944 COME, FISH, COME. COME, FISH, COME. 280 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,413 SAM'S AT THE GATE WITH A FROSTED CAKE. 281 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,415 COME, FISH, COME. 282 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,250 SILLIEST THING I EVER HEARD. 283 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,152 SHHH! HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 284 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,420 FLY AWAY, BUZZARD. 285 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,922 FLY AWAY, CROW. 286 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,024 WAY DOWN SOUTH WHERE THE WINDS DON'T BLOW. 287 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,226 RUB YOUR NOSE AND GIVE TWO WINKS 288 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,862 AND SAVE US FROM THIS AWFUL JINX. 289 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,463 YOU PUT THAT THING AWAY... 290 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,698 Henry: ANDY! 291 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,234 LOOK AT YOUR LINE! QUICK! 292 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,136 LOOK AT THAT POLE BEND! 293 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,771 YOU GOT A BIG ONE! 294 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,172 ANDY, LOOK! 295 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,807 I CAN'T LOOK! I'M BUSY. 296 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,808 BUT, ANDY... 297 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,309 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM. 298 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,779 HE IS A BIG ONE. 299 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,047 BOY, HE SURE IS. 300 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,115 THE BIGGEST I'VE SEEN OUT OF THIS POND. 301 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,185 BOY, YOU RECKON FOLKS WILL STILL CALL YOU A JINX? 302 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,020 I RECKON NOT. 303 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,724 ANDY, WILL YOU HAND ME AN OAR? 304 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,392 WE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 305 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,427 WELL, WE'D BETTER. WE'RE SINKIN'. 306 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,294 NOW, HERE'S THE MAN THAT CAN TELL US 307 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,230 JUST WHAT HE HAD IN MIND WHEN HE ASKED HENRY BENNETT 308 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,265 TO FISH IN THE SAME BOAT WITH HIM. 309 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,836 UH, WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO THERE, ANDY? 310 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,905 THROW THE FISHING CONTEST? 311 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,275 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A BIT FUNNY, FLOYD. 312 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,345 OH, YOU MEAN YOU STILL DON'T THINK HE'S A JINX? 313 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,947 WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT. 314 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,349 YOU SAW THE WHOLE THING FIRSTHAND. 315 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,351 BIGGEST CATCH IN YEARS IN YOUR FINGERTIPS 316 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,485 AND YOU LOSE IT. 317 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,288 WELL, I CAN'T LAY ALL THAT AT HENRY'S DOOR. 318 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,957 WELL, WHERE DO YOU LAY IT? 319 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,558 AT A LOT OF DOORS. 320 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,461 NOW, I DROPPED MY POLE BECAUSE OUR BOAT WAS SINKING. 321 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,363 WELL, WHY WAS THAT? 322 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,498 BECAUSE EARL GILLEY WAS TOO BLAMED CHEAP 323 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,335 AND TRIED TO SAVE MONEY ON THE CAULKING, THAT'S WHY. 324 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,037 BOY, YOU INSIST ON FLYING 325 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,173 RIGHT IN THE FACE OF SCIENTIFIC FACT, DON'T YOU? 326 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,242 SCIENTIFIC FACT? 327 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,378 THERE ARE ATMOSPHERIC RAYS WHICH CONTROL BODILY MOTIONS. 328 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,481 NOW, IF A PERSON CONTAINING NEGATIVE OR HEXING QUALITIES 329 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,250 GETS BETWEEN YOU AND THEM RAYS 330 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,353 WHY, HE CREATES A STATIC THAT JARS ANY SUCCESSFUL MOTION 331 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,056 INTO AN UNSUCCESSFUL MOTION AND JINXES YOU. 332 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,191 AND THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT. 333 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,860 AND THAT IS ALSO 334 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,528 THE BIGGEST CROCK OF NOTHING I EVER HEARD. 335 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,331 IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU THAT LAUGHED AT EDISON, 336 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,968 THE WRIGHT BROTHERS, BUZZ FLUHEART. 337 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,469 BUZZ FLUHEART? 338 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,839 HE DISCOVERED THE SCIENTIFIC FACT I JUST WAS TELLING YOU. 339 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, BARNEY. 340 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276 HELLO, BOYS. 341 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,543 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 342 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,246 TICKETS FOR THE CHURCH SOCIAL SATURDAY NIGHT, 343 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,515 AND NOBODY LEAVES WITHOUT BUYING ONE. 344 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,017 I'LL TAKE ONE, AUNT BEE. 345 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,386 WHAT'S THE DOOR PRIZE THIS YEAR, AUNT BEE? 346 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,354 A PORTABLE TV. 347 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,556 OH, STEPPING UP IN CLASS, HUH? 348 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,327 REMEMBER BUT LAST YEAR IT WAS JUST A TRANSISTOR RADIO. 349 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,329 WITHOUT AN EARPLUG. 350 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,032 WELL, THE BIGGER THE PRIZE, THE MORE TICKETS WE SELL. 351 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,501 SAY, THAT'S CUTE. "BIGGER THE PRIZE..." 352 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,271 HEY, HERE COMES HENRY BENNETT. 353 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,873 QUICK, EVERYBODY. 354 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,942 TOUCH THIS RABBIT'S FOOT. 355 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,543 TOUCH IT. TOUCH IT. TOUCH IT. 356 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,012 TOUCH IT, ANDY. 357 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,313 TURN THE MIRROR FACE DOWN. 358 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,148 EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR RIGHT HAND 359 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,884 PUT IT OVER YOUR HEAD, TOUCH YOUR LEFT EARLOBE. 360 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,485 BARNEY. 361 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,488 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO THIS: 362 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525 WINK 'EM, THINK 'EM, 'NONYMOUS REX. 363 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,294 PROTECT US ALL FROM THE MAN WITH THE HEX. 364 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430 WINK 'EM, THINK 'EM, 'NONYMOUS REX... 365 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,932 HELLO, HENRY. 366 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,199 HI, HENRY. 367 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:30,437 HELLO, SHERIFF, AUNT BEE. 368 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,643 WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS DOING? 369 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,112 UH... 370 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,682 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE DOING, HENRY. 371 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,985 OUTSIDE OF BEHAVING LIKE A BUNCH OF NUTS, 372 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,154 THEY'RE PROTECTING THEMSELVES FROM A JINX. 373 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,355 THEY SAW YOU A-COMING. 374 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,023 I KNOW, I KNOW. 375 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,492 AND THAT'S THE REASON I'M, UH... 376 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,094 WELL, I'M LEAVING. 377 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395 YOU'RE WHAT? 378 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,064 I'M LEAVING MAYBERRY. 379 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,099 I COME OVER TO TELL YOU THAT. 380 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,201 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 381 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,502 OH, YES, I AM. 382 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,271 AIN'T NO FUN LIVING IN A TOWN 383 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,606 WHERE FOLKS ARE STARTING TO AVOID YOU. 384 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,376 FOLKS THAT USED TO BE YOUR FRIENDS. 385 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,378 FROM NOW ON, 386 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,014 EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN 387 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,016 IS GOING TO BE BLAMED ON ME. 388 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,418 AND AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT THE FISHING, 389 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,154 I AIN'T SO SURE BUT WHAT THEY'D BE RIGHT. 390 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,589 WELL, UH... 391 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,560 MAYBE I'LL BE SEEING YOU. 392 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,275 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL SATISFIED 393 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,576 WITH YOUR PICKING AT HIM 394 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,645 AND YOUR SCIENTIFIC FACTS AND ALL. 395 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,348 WELL, ANDY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM. 396 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,251 YOU HURT HIM BAD ENOUGH THAT HE'S LEAVING TOWN. 397 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,120 BARNEY, SOMETIMES YOU BEAT EVERYTHING. 398 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,621 GOLLY, ANDY, WE WAS ONLY HAVING 399 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,089 A LITTLE JOKE. 400 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,390 YOUR JOKE WENT TOO FAR. 401 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,559 YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE HENRY'S A JINX? 402 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,560 NO. 403 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,029 HOW ABOUT YOU FELLAS? 404 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,296 HOW ABOUT YOU, BARNEY? 405 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,698 YOU BELIEVE HENRY'S GOT THE POWER TO HEX SOMEBODY? 406 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,500 WELL... SEE? NONE OF YOU BELIEVE IT, 407 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,069 BUT YOU GOT HENRY TO BELIEVE IT, 408 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:09,902 AND HE'S LEAVING TOWN 409 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,404 AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT, TOO. 410 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173 HENRY'S A GOOD MAN AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 411 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,607 OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 412 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,077 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO DO ABOUT IT? 413 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,411 I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING. 414 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,447 Floyd: LIKE WHAT? HOW DO I KNOW? 415 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,582 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT UP TO HIM. 416 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,384 YEAH, MAYBE WE COULD SHOW HIM 417 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,053 THAT HIS LUCK HAS CHANGED. 418 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,054 YEAH? 419 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,621 WELL, MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE, 420 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,024 YOU KNOW, IF HE JUST WON THAT TV 421 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,293 SATURDAY AT THE SOCIAL, YOU KNOW. 422 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,695 YOU EXPECT HENRY TO WIN? ARE YOU KIDDING? 423 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,465 THERE'LL BE 100 PEOPLE WITH CHANCES AT THAT DOOR PRIZE. 424 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,700 JUST HOW DO YOU THINK HENRY BENNETT WILL WIN? 425 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,735 WAIT A MINUTE. 426 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,771 THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS HENRY MIGHT WIN. 427 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,606 ONE WAY, OF COURSE, BY PURE CHANCE, 428 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,308 AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT 429 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,777 THAT HENRY'S OVERDO FOR SOME GOOD LUCK. 430 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,445 AND THERE'S ONE MORE WAY, 431 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,382 AND I BELIEVE THAT'S THE WAY THAT I PREFER. 432 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,583 WHAT'S THAT? 433 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,051 CHEATING. 434 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,053 YOU MEAN, RIG IT SO'S HE'D WIN? 435 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,454 THAT'S RIGHT. 436 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,323 ANDY, HOW CAN A RESPECTABLE SHERIFF 437 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,592 AND AN UPSTANDING GROUP OF CITIZENS LIKE US 438 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,260 PERPETRATE SUCH A THING? 439 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,596 WELL, IF THE UPSTANDING GROUP OF CITIZENS 440 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,232 WILL LISTEN JUST A MINUTE, I'LL TELL YOU. 441 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,833 AUNT BEE, THERE'LL BE A HAT 442 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,702 FULL OF NUMBERS THERE, RIGHT? 443 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,571 UH-HUH. AND CORRESPONDING NUMBERS IN A FISH BOWL. 444 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,673 NOW, SUPPOSE WE HAD ALL THE NUMBERS 445 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,243 IN THE HAT AND THE FISHBOWL THE SAME. 446 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,512 WELL, THAT WOULD MEAN EVERYBODY'D BE A WINNER. 447 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,613 IT WOULD, IT WOULD. 448 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,481 SUPPOSING WE GOT EVERYBODY TO AGREE 449 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,517 NOT TO ANSWER WHEN THE NUMBER'S CALLED. 450 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,419 HENRY'D BE THE ONLY ONE TO SPEAK UP. 451 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,820 HE'D HAVE TO BE THE WINNER. 452 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,123 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 453 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,091 I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 454 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,359 JUST A MINUTE, ANDY. 455 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,628 HOW YOU GETTING HENRY TO THE CHURCH SOCIAL? 456 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,096 I'LL GET HIM THERE. 457 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,698 SHERIFF TAYLOR, I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU. 458 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,167 FOR A FELLA SWORN 459 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,436 TO UPHOLD LAW AND ORDER AND DECENT LIVING, 460 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,539 YOU SURE ARE A GOOD SNEAK. 461 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,566 ALL RIGHT, NOW, THERE YOU ARE. 462 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,134 THERE'S A HAT FULL OF LUCKY NUMBERS, 463 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,136 AND EACH ONE OF THEM JUST HAPPENS TO BE NUMBER 44. 464 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,104 SHH! HE'S OVER THERE. 465 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,676 NOW, EVERYBODY GOT IT STRAIGHT? 466 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,777 WE ALL GOT IT STRAIGHT? 467 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,146 YES, YES, I KNOW. NOW, NOBODY'S TO SAY ANYTHING 468 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,415 WHEN THE WINNING NUMBER'S CALLED EXCEPT, HENRY, OKAY? 469 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,416 I KNOW. OKAY, GO. 470 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,772 OH, THAT WAS EXTRA GOOD. 471 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,475 GOOD. COME ON UP HERE, AUNT BEE. 472 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,544 GOOD, SANDY. DON'T YOUR VOICE EVER GET TIRED? 473 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ALL RIGHT, NOW, 474 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,848 QUIT DANCING, QUIET DOWN, AND COME ON UP HERE 475 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,184 AND LET'S MAKE A REAL CLOSE GROUP UP HERE 476 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185 AROUND THE STAGE HERE. 477 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,887 Aunt Bee: NOW, FOLKS, GET YOUR NUMBERS READY 478 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,423 FOR THE BIG DRAWING 479 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,458 FOR THE BEAUTIFUL PORTABLE TV SET. 480 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,726 COME ON, HENRY. 481 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,429 I THINK I'LL STEP OUT FOR A BREATH OF AIR. 482 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,730 NO. WAIT A MINUTE. 483 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,765 IT'S THE DRAWING. YOU MIGHT WIN. 484 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,967 YOU GOT AS GOOD A CHANCE AS ANYBODY ELSE. 485 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,836 YOU TOOK A NUMBER, DIDN'T YOU? 486 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,837 YEAH. 487 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872 WELL, THEN, COME ON THEN. 488 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,741 NOW, EVERYBODY SET? 489 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,343 Andy: GO AHEAD, AUNT BEE. 490 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,845 ANDY, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS? 491 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,214 WELL, I'D BE PROUD TO SERVE. 492 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,482 EVERYBODY READY? 493 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,983 THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE. 494 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,452 THERE THEY ARE. 495 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,719 WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP. 496 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,255 I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE, YOU READY? 497 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,191 THE WINNING NUMBER IS NUMBER 44. 498 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,298 AND THE WINNER IS... 499 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,335 THE LUCKY NUMBER'S NUMBER 44, 500 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305 AND THE WINNER IS STEPPING FORWARD RIGHT NOW, 501 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,608 AND WE SEE THAT IT IS, UH... 502 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,444 NO NUMBER 44, HUH? 503 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,681 EVERYBODY WANT TO CHECK YOUR CARDS? 504 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,649 WELL, IT AIN'T MY NUMBER. 505 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,586 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT YOUR NUMBER? 506 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,355 YOU DID GET A NUMBER, DIDN'T YOU? 507 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,726 GOOD. FOLKS, HENRY BENNETT'S GOING TO SHOW US 508 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,595 WHAT NUMBER HE PULLED OUT OF THE HAT. 509 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,563 WHAT'D YOU GET, HENRY, NUMBER 44? 510 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,833 NO. SIX AND SEVEN-EIGHTHS. 511 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,404 ...SEVEN 512 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,005 LET ME SEE THAT. 513 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,442 OH, ANDY, HE PULLED OUT THE HAT SIZE. 514 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,877 I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? 515 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,615 NOW I'VE EVEN JINXED MYSELF. 516 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,883 UH, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE, HENRY. 517 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,352 WAIT A MINUTE. 518 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,687 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. 519 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,023 THIS, UH, THIS DRAWING WAS RIGGED. 520 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,024 RIGGED? 521 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,025 THAT'S RIGHT. 522 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,861 FOLKS, WOULD YOU SHOW HENRY WHAT NUMBER YOU GOT? 523 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,764 WELL, THEY'VE ALL GOT 44. 524 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,433 THAT'S RIGHT. 525 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,768 ONLY THEY WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING. 526 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,837 THAT WAY YOU WOULD HAVE TO WIN. 527 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,305 AND I STILL LOST. 528 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,006 WELL, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. 529 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,542 WHAT 530 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,910 WELL, HENRY, LOOK WHAT EVERYONE'S TRYING TO DO 531 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,712 TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT BAD LUCK. 532 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,681 WHAT AUNT BEE'S TRYING TO SAY 533 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,651 IS THAT YOU GOT TO BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE A JINX 534 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,919 AND FULL OF BAD LUCK AND EVERYTHING. 535 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,589 AND, WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIGURE IT, 536 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,690 BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, 537 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,427 WHY, THE LUCKIEST THING A MAN CAN HAVE IS FRIENDSHIP. 538 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,762 KIND OF FRIENDSHIP 539 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,431 THESE FOLKS HERE TRIED TO SHOW YOU TONIGHT. 540 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,899 WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT, 541 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,969 I DON'T HARDLY SEE HOW YOU CAN BE A LOSER. 542 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,037 SPEAKING OF WHICH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, 543 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,540 SINCE HENRY WAS GOING TO WIN THE TV ANYWAY, 544 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,576 LET'S AWARD IT TO HIM UNANIMOUSLY. 545 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,450 ALL RIGHT, LET ME THROUGH. 546 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,386 WHAT SAY WE JUST PUT THE TV SET 547 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,820 IN THE SQUAD CAR RIGHT NOW, 548 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,822 AND, BARNEY, YOU CAN DRIVE HENRY HOME. 549 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891 COME ON, HENRY, FLOYD, LET'S GO. 550 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,626 HEY, ANDY! 551 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,760 HUH? 552 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:08,961 YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE HIM HOME? 553 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,730 SURE. IN OUR SQUAD CAR? 554 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:15,101 THAT'S RIGHT. 555 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,537 WELL, COME ON, BARNEY, WHAT YOU DOING? 556 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,038 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 557 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,741 IF I'M DRIVING HIM HOME, I BETTER TAKE A PRECAUTION. 558 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,910 BARNEY! 559 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,947 HI, RED! 560 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,758 WHEN ARE WE GOING FISHING, PAW? 561 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,959 WE'LL GO IN A FEW MINUTES, 562 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,761 SOON AS BARNEY GETS HERE. GO ON, MOVE. 563 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,096 I GOT YOU CORNERED AND I'M GOING TO LOWER THE BOOM ON YOU. 564 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,965 MOVE. 565 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,167 WELL, I GUESS THERE AIN'T MUCH I CAN DO. 566 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,036 OH, NO... 567 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,805 OH, THAT'S A GOOD, OUTSTANDING MOVE. 568 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:53,573 NOW, WATCH THIS. 569 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,141 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK... 570 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,009 MM-MMM. 571 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,745 LOOK AT THAT. 572 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,815 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 573 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,017 WHA-- 574 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,919 I WON! I WON! I BEAT PAW! 575 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,821 DID YOU SEE THAT, BARNEY? 576 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,724 I SURE DID! HOW LONG YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? 577 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,626 LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU PULL THAT BOO-BOO. 578 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,895 THAT WAS A DILLY. 579 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,196 WELL, NO WONDER I LOST. 580 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065 HUH? 581 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,900 YOU HEXED ME. 582 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,835 WHAT? WELL, HOW ELSE YOU EXPLAIN ME 583 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,637 GETTING SO CARELESS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 584 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,205 YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME. 585 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,140 AW, COME ON, ANDY! 586 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,609 WISH I'D KNOWN YOU'S STANDING THERE. 587 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,643 I'D HAVE RUBBED OPIE'S HEAD. 588 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,645 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING FISHING, LET'S GO FISHING. 589 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,081 I DON'T KNOW WE WANT YOU IN THE SAME BOAT WITH US, 590 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,616 YOU BEING A JINX AND ALL. 591 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,918 CUT THAT OUT! LET'S GO. 592 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,223 HOLY COW! IT'S BEGINNING TO STORM! 593 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,193 STORM'S COMING UP! 594 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,596 YEAH? 595 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,564 HUH. 596 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,502 WELL, BAD LUCK BARNEY, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 597 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,504 COME HERE, OPIE. 598 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,038 YOU'RE A RIOT, YOU KNOW THAT? 599 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,474 WHY DON'T YOU GO SOME PLACE AND HAPPEN? 41220

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