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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,746 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,183 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,186 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,564 WE NEED A MAN WITH SOME KNOW-HOW 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:34,168 TO FINISH SHERIFF MALONEY'S TERM-- 6 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,404 KIND OF A FELLA LIKE... 7 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:37,671 WELL, HERE. 8 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,442 HERE'S THE KIND OF SHERIFF WE NEED. 9 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,144 "ONCE AGAIN, SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR 10 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,713 "HAS BEEN COMMENDED FOR OUTSTANDING LAW ENFORCEMENT. 11 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,316 "MAYBERRY COUNTY, FOR THE THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR 12 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,384 "HAS THE LOWEST CRIME RATE IN THE STATE. 13 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,553 "IN ACCEPTING THE AWARD, SHERIFF TAYLOR SAID 14 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,388 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE 15 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:57,625 WITHOUT THE HELP OF HIS EFFICIENT DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE." 16 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,693 YOU SUGGESTING WE TRY TO GET TAYLOR? 17 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,496 OH, I'M SURE WE COULDN'T GET TAYLOR 18 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,099 BUT HOW ABOUT HIS DEPUTY, THIS, UH... 19 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,400 FIFE FELLA? 20 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,169 GENTLEMEN, I RECOMMEND THAT WE 21 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,537 MAKE HIM AN OFFER. 22 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,871 ALL IN FAVOR, SAY AYE. 23 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,506 Both: AYE. 24 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,509 BOYS, I HOPE AND TRUST THIS IS OUR NEXT SHERIFF-- 25 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,478 BARNEY FIFE-- 26 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:20,348 SO KEEN, ALERT, SHARP! 27 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,728 BARNEY? 28 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,868 WELL, LOCKED YOURSELF IN, DID YA? 29 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,703 LOCKED MYSELF IN. 30 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,739 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. 31 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,675 YEAH, IT'S THE THIRD TIME. 32 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,246 OH, I SEE. 33 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,482 WE'RE GONNA PLAY THAT FUNNY LITTLE GAME 34 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:57,785 WHERE THE SHERIFF KEEPS THE DEPUTY LOCKED IN, HUH? 35 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,421 HOW LONG YOU GONNA KEEP ME IN THIS TIME? 36 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,755 ALL RIGHT. 37 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,324 HAVE YOUR FUN. 38 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,893 IF IT AMUSES YOU, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 39 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,563 YEAH, THE SHERIFF NEEDS HIS LAUGH. 40 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,765 OH, I'LL BE GLAD TO OBLIGE HIM. 41 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,634 I'VE GOT A LOT OF TIME. 42 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,868 I... 43 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,604 YOU OPENED IT. 44 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,272 THAT'S RIGHT. 45 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,308 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA KEEP ME LOCKED IN 46 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,642 LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 47 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,911 I WOULD, BUT I AIN'T GOT TIME TO FOOL AROUND. 48 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,679 IMPORTANT POLICE WORK JUST COME UP. 49 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,449 YOU GET A LEAD ON THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE? 50 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,184 BIGGER'N THAT. BIGGER'N THAT? 51 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,220 WE BEEN AFTER HOLLISTER'S STILL FOR SIX MONTHS. 52 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,621 THIS MUST BE BIG. 53 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,589 IT IS. COME ON OVER TO THE DESK 54 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,325 AND WE'LL LAY IT OUT. 55 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,196 DRAW UP A CHAIR. 56 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,697 WHAT'S UP, ANDY? 57 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,965 NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY. 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,934 THIS HAS GOT TO BE DONE JUST RIGHT 59 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,669 SO THERE WON'T BE ANY SLIP-UPS. 60 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,670 OKAY? YEAH. 61 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,671 JUST A MINUTE AGO 62 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,573 I WAS OVER BY THE POST OFFICE. 63 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,707 YEAH? 64 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,809 THERE WAS A BIG SEDAN PARKED OUT THERE. 65 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,910 YEAH, A BIG SEDAN. 66 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,946 IN FRONT OF THE SEDAN, A STATION WAGON... 67 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,381 STATION WAGON. 68 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,316 ...AND IN FRONT OF THE STATION WAGON 69 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,317 A PICKUP TRUCK. 70 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,318 PICKUP TRUCK. 71 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,986 LET ME SEE IF I GOT MY BULLET. 72 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,987 YEAH, OKAY. 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:07,988 OKAY? 74 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,457 NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY. 75 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,858 YEAH. 76 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,594 I BELIEVE THAT THE SEDAN, THE STATION WAGON 77 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,864 AND THE PICKUP TRUCK ARE OVER-PARKED. 78 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,433 TAKE THIS CHALK AND MARK 'EM. 79 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,502 CHECK. 80 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,509 WHY DON'T WE GO UP TO THE HOSPITAL SOME NIGHT 81 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,478 AND TAKE THE BOLTS OFF THE WHEELCHAIRS? 82 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,246 THAT'D BE FUNNY, TOO. 83 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,953 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 84 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,855 YES? GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN. 85 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,457 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 86 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,825 SHERIFF TAYLOR 87 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,560 THIS IS MAYOR PURDY OF GREENDALE. 88 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,895 HELLO, MAYOR. 89 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,430 I'M COUNCILMAN DOBBS. 90 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,698 COUNCILMAN, HOW ARE YA? 91 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,633 WE READ ABOUT YOU IN THE PAPER. 92 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,035 WE WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU AND YOUR DEPUTY 93 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,470 FOR WINNING THE AWARD. 94 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,372 OH, WELL, MUCH OBLIGED. THANK YOU KINDLY. 95 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,773 SHERIFF, WE'VE COME HERE 96 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,509 TO MAKE YOUR DEPUTY FIFE AN OFFER. 97 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,011 YEAH 98 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,013 WELL, WE'D LIKE TO HAVE BARNEY FIFE 99 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,548 BE SHERIFF OF GREENDALE. 100 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,782 HUH? 101 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,751 Dobbs: GREENDALE NEEDS A NEW SHERIFF 102 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,286 TILL THE NEXT ELECTION 103 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,855 AND WE'RE HOPIN' YOU'LL LET US HAVE BARNEY FIFE. 104 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:18,292 Purdy: WE'LL GIVE YOU TIME TO BREAK IN A NEW DEPUTY. 105 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,428 OH... WELL, UH, UH... 106 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,496 I MEAN, YOU-YOU JU-- 107 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,465 YOU JUST CAN'T REPLACE BARNEY FIFE 108 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,899 JUST LIKE THAT. 109 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,001 I KNOW WE'RE ASKIN' AN AWFUL LOT, SHERIFF 110 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,538 BUT WE NEED A MAN LIKE FIFE. 111 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,707 UH, WELL, UH, I, UH... 112 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:38,779 I UNDERSTAND YOUR PROBLEM, UH, MAYOR 113 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:43,484 BUT, UH, BARNEY'S, UH, UH, UH... 114 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,653 WELL, BARNEY'S TOO LOYAL. 115 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:49,657 HE'S-HE'S TOO LOYAL, AND I'M, UH, I'M NOT SURE 116 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:53,361 THAT HE'D WANT TO GIVE UP THIS JOB AND... 117 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,663 W-WELL, I'LL, UH, I'LL TALK TO HIM FOR YOU 118 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,431 AND LET HIM MAKE UP HIS OWN MIND. 119 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:58,799 THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 120 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,468 GOOD-BYE. THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 121 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,769 MAYOR. COUNCILMAN. 122 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,303 THANK YOU KINDLY. 123 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,818 ME? THE HIGH SHERIFF OF GREENDALE? 124 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,587 UH-HUH. 125 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,455 WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 126 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,457 TH-THAT'S A REAL STEP UP. 127 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,759 THAT'S A REAL OPPORTUNITY. 128 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,528 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 129 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,899 WELL, BARNEY, I, UH I JUST THINK YOU 130 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,035 OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT IT PRETTY CAREFULLY. 131 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,970 WELL, WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT? 132 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,940 WELL, SURE, I-I DON'T LIKE LEAVING YOU AND MAYBERRY 133 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,909 BUT THIS IS A REAL CHANCE FOR ME. 134 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,778 DON'T YOU THINK I OUGHT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT? 135 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,381 WELL, UH... 136 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,782 NO. 137 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,384 HUH? 138 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,485 BARNEY, SHERIFFIN'S 139 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,953 A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DEPUTYING 140 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,755 AND WHILE YOU MAKE A FINE DEPUTY 141 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,924 I-I THINK YOU JUST NEED MORE EXPERIENCE-- 142 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,660 EXPERIENCE IN DEALIN' WITH PROBLEMS DIFFERENT WAYS. 143 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,530 SURE. YOU THINK ALL I'M GOOD FOR IS CHALKIN' TIRES 144 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,665 AND HELPIN' SCHOOL KIDS ACROSS THE STREET. 145 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,567 NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL, BARNEY. 146 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,902 IT'S JUST THAT I NEED YOU AROUND HERE. 147 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,004 THEY'S A WHOLE LOT TO DO AROUND HERE. 148 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,607 WE AIN'T FOUND RAFE HOLLISTER'S STILL YET. 149 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,942 YEAH, YOU SAY THAT. 150 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,910 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN BE A SHERIFF. 151 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,179 THE FACT IS YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN A SHERIFF 152 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,849 AND I'M JUST TRYIN' TO TELL YOU THAT SHERIFFIN'S 153 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,651 A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DEPUTYING. 154 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,119 WELL, WE ALL GOTTA START SOMEPLACE, PAL, 155 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:28,121 AND FATE HAS PICKED GREENDALE FOR ME. 156 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,524 IT'S A CASE OF THE OFFICE SEEKIN' THE MAN. 157 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,992 NOW, IF I HAPPEN TO BE THE MAN 158 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,694 THEN I GOT TO ANSWER THE CALL. 159 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,195 BARNEY, THE FACT IS... 160 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,931 THE FACT IS I GOT A RENDEZVOUS WITH DESTINY. 161 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,567 HELLO, SARAH? 162 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,969 GET ME THE MAYOR OF GREENDALE. 163 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:51,779 * YA TI YA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA * 164 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,047 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 165 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,083 HAPPY? 166 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,486 WELL, I GUESS YOU'D BE HAPPY, TOO, 167 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,088 IF YOU'D JUST BEEN OFFERED AN IMPORTANT JOB. 168 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,791 YOU WERE OFFERED A JOB? WHAT IS IT? 169 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,493 WELL, CHAPS, 170 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,227 THEY'VE JUST ASKED ME TO BE 171 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,096 SHERIFF OF GREENDALE. 172 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,198 SHERIFF OF GREENDALE! 173 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,233 IS THAT TRUE, BARNEY? 174 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,937 YEAH, WELL, WHEN DUTY CALLS, A MAN'S GOT TO ANSWER IT. 175 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,039 GOOD! SHERIFF OF GREENDALE. 176 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,074 YEAH, I KNOW I'M WALKING INTO 177 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,511 A CESSPOOL OF VIOLENCE AND CRIME, 178 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:26,079 BUT, WELL, A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO. 179 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,881 OH, COME ON, BARNEY. 180 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,250 GREENDALE IS JUST A QUIET LITTLE TOWN. 181 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,053 YEAH. IT'S QUIET ON THE OUTSIDE. 182 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,122 UNDERNEATH, IT'S ANOTHER DODGE CITY. 183 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,257 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE DOING, 184 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,594 BUT I'M GOING TO BRING LAW AND ORDER TO THAT TOWN. 185 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,663 WELL, BARNEY, THIS IS KIND OF SUDDEN-LIKE. 186 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,131 H 187 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,634 WELL, HE'S SHOOK UP, NATURALLY, BUT WHAT THE HECK, 188 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,502 I'LL JUST BE OVER IN THE NEXT COUNTY. 189 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,937 I CAN ALWAYS RUSH BACK 190 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,972 ANY TIME ANDY GETS HIMSELF IN A BIND. 191 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,541 YEAH. 192 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,809 YEAH, WELL, WELL, THE SHERIFF OF GREENDALE. 193 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,716 WELL, DON'T THANK ME, MAYOR PURDY. 194 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:06,119 IT WAS BARNEY'S DECISION TO MAKE, AND HE MADE IT. 195 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,056 YEAH, I EXPECT YOU'LL BE SEEING HIM IN A FEW DAYS. 196 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,924 RIGHT. BYE. 197 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,026 HIDEY-HO. 198 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,995 HI, PAW. 199 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,296 PAW? 200 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,798 HMM? 201 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,833 THE KIDS ARE SURE GONNA MISS BARNEY 202 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,068 DOWN AT THE SCHOOL. 203 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,871 HE'S THE BEST CROSSING GUARD WE EVER HAD. 204 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,238 YEAH, HE IS THAT. 205 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,941 WHY DOES BARNEY WANT TO GO TO GREENDALE, ANYWAY? 206 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,077 WELL, IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY, SON. 207 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,079 HE'LL BE SHERIFF OVER THERE. 208 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,247 YOU THINK BARNEY WOULD STAY IN MAYBERRY 209 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,949 IF HE COULD BE SHERIFF HERE? 210 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,918 I'M THE SHERIFF HERE. 211 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,853 COULDN'T YOU TAKE TURNS? 212 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,955 WELL, YOU SEE, IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY. 213 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,958 COULDN'T YOU LET HIM BE SHERIFF ONCE IN A WHILE? 214 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,828 NO, IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY EITHER. 215 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,030 YOU SEE... 216 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,032 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE HERE. 217 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,135 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA YOU COME UP WITH. 218 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,305 I DID? 219 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,173 WHAT WAS THE IDEA I COME UP WITH? 220 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,176 WELL, IF WE LET BARNEY BE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY 221 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,579 FOR JUST ONE DAY, HE MIGHT FIND OUT 222 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,181 IT'S A LOT MORE DIFFICULT THAN HE REALIZES 223 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,183 IN WHICH CASE, HE MIGHT FORFEIT 224 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,185 THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT 225 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,688 AND BE SATISFIED WITH THE STATUS QUO. 226 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,324 IS THAT THE IDEA I COME UP WITH, PAW? 227 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,192 THAT'S IT. 228 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,262 THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA I COME UP WITH, HUH? 229 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,665 YOU BETTER KNOW IT WAS, YOU LITTLE BUZZARD. 230 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,706 YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME 231 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,274 TO BE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY FOR A DAY? 232 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,744 WHY NOT? A PITCHER GETS A CHANCE TO WARM UP 233 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,311 BEFORE HE GOES INTO A BALL GAME. 234 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,680 WALKING INTO A NEW JOB 235 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,281 WHY, YOU COULD USE THE EXPERIENCE. 236 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,016 YEAH, BUT SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY? 237 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,384 THAT'S RIGHT. NOW, COME ON. 238 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,754 I'LL SWEAR YOU IN. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND. 239 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,889 DO YOU, BARNEY FIFE, SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY 240 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,658 SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO UPHOLD THE LAW 241 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,092 TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY? 242 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,326 I DO. 243 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,195 OKAY, LET ME HAVE YOUR BADGE 244 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,697 AND HERE'S MINE. 245 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,699 ALL RIGHT, NOW, PUT THEM ON. 246 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,367 THERE. 247 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,236 NOW, HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE SHERIFF? 248 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,706 FINE. 249 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,109 HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE THE DEPUTY? 250 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,844 OH, FINE, FINE. 251 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,884 WELL, WHAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR FIRST ACT AS SHERIFF? 252 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,656 WELL... 253 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,134 THERE! 254 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,938 THERE'S THE FIRST ASSIGNMENT FOR THE NEW SHERIFF. 255 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,240 I'M GOING TO CRACK THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE. 256 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,809 I'M GOING TO FIND OUT 257 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,677 WHERE THAT STILL IS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 258 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,945 HOW? 259 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,214 WELL, YOU SEE, ANDY, WHEN YOU WAS SHERIFF 260 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,416 YOU APPROACHED THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE 261 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,152 WITH YOUR USUAL CRACKER-BARREL POLICE METHODS. 262 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,054 NOW THAT I'M SHERIFF, I'LL USE 263 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,389 SOME HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC POLICE TECHNIQUES 264 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,159 AND I'M GOING TO WRAP UP THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE. 265 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,096 OBSERVE. 266 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233 UM, WHAT, UH... 267 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,101 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BARNEY? 268 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,903 I'M GOING TO GET OUR TOWN DRUNK 269 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,371 TO GIVE US THE INFORMATION. 270 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,940 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? 271 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,942 WELL, THE SUBCONSCIOUS TELLS THE TRUTH 272 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,443 WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP, YOU SEE. 273 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,911 OH, OH, UH-HUH. 274 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,180 I'M GOING TO PROBE HIS SUBCONSCIOUS. 275 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,082 OH, I SEE. 276 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:34,427 OTIS... 277 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,197 OTIS CAMPBELL... 278 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,734 YOU PICKED UP SOME BOOTLEG LIQUOR. 279 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,471 WHERE DID YOU GET THE LIQUOR? 280 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,975 WHERE DID YOU GET THE LIQUOR? 281 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,280 OH, DARN. 282 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,883 YOU GOT A PENCIL? MM-HMM. 283 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,761 WHERE IS THE RAFE HOLLISTER STILL? 284 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:13,300 OTIS. OTIS CAMPBELL. 285 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,804 THIS IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS. 286 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,139 COME IN, PLEASE. 287 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,541 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 288 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,244 WHERE'S THE STILL?! I MEAN... 289 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,114 WHERE IS THE STILL? 290 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,251 YOU GO OUT ROUTE 22 291 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,921 PAST WAYNESBOROUGH 292 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,557 MEDVILLE, THORNDYKE, UPSON... 293 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,428 A LITTLE SLOWER, PLEASE. 294 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:46,900 ...THROUGH VIRGINIA, PENNSYLVANIA, OHIO... 295 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,468 HE'S MAKING FOR CANADA. 296 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,105 Otis: THEN BACK THROUGH WEST VIRGINIA 297 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:59,779 KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE, INTO MAYBERRY ON ROUTE 10. 298 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,051 WHERE THEN? 299 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,920 TO ELM STREET. 300 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:11,291 4-1-1 ELM STREET. 301 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,827 I GOT IT. I GOT IT! 302 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,863 COME ON, LET'S GO! LET'S GET THE AXES! 303 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197 GO WHERE? 304 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,499 WELL, WHERE HE SAID, TO 411 ELM STREET. 305 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,537 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 306 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,339 HEY, BARNEY, DON'T THAT ADDRESS 307 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,075 SOUND A LITTLE FAMILIAR TO YOU? 308 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,077 FAMILIAR?! HOW CAN IT SOUND FAMILIAR? 309 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,945 HE JUST NOW TOLD IT TO ME THIS SECOND. 310 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,280 WHAT DO...? 311 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,049 WAIT A MINUTE. 411 ELM STREET? 312 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,951 THAT'S WHERE I LIVE! 313 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,552 MAYBE HIS SUBCONSCIOUS 314 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,889 TOOK A WRONG TURN IN OHIO. 315 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:47,394 THE OWNER OF THE STILL IS BARNEY FIFE. 316 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,963 GET BARNEY FIFE. 317 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,631 NOW, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, OTIS! 318 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,467 HEY, THAT'S A FINE SYSTEM YOU GOT THERE, BARNEY. 319 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,569 YOU OUGHT TO WRITE A BOOK ON IT. 320 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,472 CALL IT "THE BARNEY FIFE SUBCONSCIOUS PROBER PRIMER." 321 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,244 ALL RIGHT, OTIS! OUT! 322 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,645 OH, BARNEY. 323 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,447 OUT! OUT! OUT! 324 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,649 COME ON! 325 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,618 "BARNEY FIFE'S PROBER PRIMER." 326 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,186 OUT, OUT, OUT. 327 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,654 OUT, OUT, OUT. 328 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,057 OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT! 329 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,559 AND AS FOR YOU, DEPUTY, 330 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,561 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE THIS CHALK 331 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,430 AND GO OUT AND MARK SOME CARS! 332 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,165 OH, COME ON, NOW, BARNEY. 333 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,501 COME ON, OUT! OUT! 334 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,470 OUT! 335 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,275 WHERE'S THE SHERIFF? 336 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,643 WHERE'S ANDY? WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 337 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,378 THIS IS A MATTER FOR THE SHERIFF. 338 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,547 WE WANT TO SEE THE SHERIFF. YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM. 339 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,949 HUH? YOU? 340 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,116 THAT'S RIGHT. 341 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,152 I BEEN TEMPORARILY INSTALLED AS SHERIFF, 342 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,553 AND I'M IN POWER TO ACT AS ONE! 343 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,121 DOES THAT CONVINCE YOU? 344 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,190 NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GO FIRST. 345 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,959 WELL, DO KNOW WHAT THIS LOW 346 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,193 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, 347 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128 YOU MISERABLE, TROUBLEMAKIN' HYENA. 348 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,629 ALL RIGHT, OSGOOD. HOLD IT! 349 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,298 YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. 350 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,367 I CHARGE THIS NO-GOOD SCUM WITH BREAKIN' THE LAW! 351 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,435 HE JUST BUILT A SPIKE FENCE ON THE PROPERTY LINE! 352 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,171 OH, YEAH? 353 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,173 YEAH! AND MY CHICKENS AIN'T GETTIN' ANY SUNLIGHT! 354 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,241 WELL, THAT'S WHY I PUT UP THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE! 355 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,576 HIS HENS KEPT HOPPIN' INTO MY YARD 356 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078 AND SCRATCHIN' UP MY GARDEN! 357 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,280 HOLD IT. HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 358 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,082 YOU JUST TRY IT! 359 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384 YOU THINK I WON'T, HUH? 360 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685 YOU TRY IT! 361 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,653 THAT'S IT! 362 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,523 INTO JAIL YOU GO! 363 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,099 QUIET! 364 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,442 BARN. 365 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,277 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE, ANDY! 366 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,712 WE'RE SUING YOU, ANDY TAYLOR. 367 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,547 YEAH, AND WHATEVER HE'S SUING YOU FOR 368 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,982 I'M DOUBLING! 369 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,583 WE GOT LOCKED UP ON FALSE CHARGES! 370 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,419 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HO-HO-HOLD IT. 371 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,121 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 372 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,755 IT'S A COMPLICATED CASE. 373 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,191 IT'S LIABLE TO DRAG OUT IN THE COURTS FOR YEARS. 374 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,194 I FOUND A SIMILAR ONE IN WILLOUGHBY v. PERKINS. 375 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,562 LISTEN TO THIS. 376 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,198 "PRESIDING JUDGE DECIDED ON DEFACTO MISDEMEANOR. 377 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,733 "DISMISSED THE PLAINTIFF'S GUILT 378 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,302 PRO QUO ARGUMENT AND RULED SINE NE MARA." 379 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,104 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 380 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,639 I THINK YOU'RE A NUT! 381 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,543 HEY, WAIT. NOW, WAIT. WAIT. NOW, HOLD IT. 382 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,511 NOW, SUPPOSE YOU JUST TELL ME 383 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,047 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 384 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,116 HE BUILT AN ILLEGAL FENCE ON THE PROPERTY LINE 385 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,452 BLOCKING THE SUNLIGHT FROM MY LAYING HENS. 386 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,354 HIS DARN HENS KEPT SCRATCHING UP MY YARD 387 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,222 AND I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP FOR IT. 388 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,790 THEY AIN'T HURTIN' HIS YARD! 389 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,259 NOW, HOLD IT! 390 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,793 YOU SAY HE BUILT THE FENCE 391 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,762 AND IT'S BLOCKING THE SUNLIGHT? 392 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,730 THAT'S RIGHT, AND THE LAW SAYS... 393 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,100 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NOW, THERE'S... 394 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,534 THERE'S ALL KINDS OF FENCES. 395 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,802 NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME 396 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,737 IF THAT FENCE WAS MADE OUT OF CHICKEN WIRE 397 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,140 WHY, THEM HENS WOULD STILL BE GETTING SUNLIGHT 398 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,109 AND EVERYBODY'D BE HAPPY, RIGHT? 399 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,643 CHICKEN WIRE, HUH? 400 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,179 YEAH. 401 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,713 NOW, HUEY, YOU DON'T OBJECT 402 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,648 TO A CHICKEN WIRE FENCE, DO YOU? 403 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,484 WELL... NO. 404 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,187 GOOD. THEN THE PROBLEM'S SETTLED, AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 405 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,554 I KNEW IF YOU GOT BACK 406 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,190 EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. 407 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,757 YOU GET MY VOTE BACK. 408 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,759 WHEN ANDY GOT HERE EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. 409 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,195 GOOD DECISION, SHERIFF. 410 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,063 I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID. 411 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,398 CHICKEN WIRE. 412 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266 NOW, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 413 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,567 YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU? 414 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,136 BYE, ANDY. THANKS AGAIN. 415 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,571 I'LL SEE YOU. 416 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,107 SHERIFF. 417 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441 HA! 418 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,776 SEE YOU, ANDY. ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 419 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,113 THANK YOU AGAIN. ACT NICE. 420 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,648 TRY TO GET ALONG WITH ONE ANOTHER. 421 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,220 THERE YOU ARE, BARNEY. 422 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,854 RIGHT THERE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE 423 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,756 OF WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. 424 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,393 AS A SHERIFF, YOU'VE GOT TO USE DIFFERENT TACTICS 425 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,762 AND THAT TAKES EXPERIENCE. 426 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,368 NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU, BARNEY? 427 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,838 SHERIFFING'S JUST A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DEPUTYING. 428 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,773 NOW... NOW, NOW 429 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,243 DON'T TAKE ON LIKE THAT, BARNEY. 430 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,511 YOU'RE STILL THE BEST DEPUTY THAT EVER WAS. 431 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,247 YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU, BARN? 432 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,116 I NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE. 433 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,385 NOW, BARNEY, DON'T LET A SILLY LITTLE THING 434 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:10,190 LIKE WHAT HAPPENED DESTROY YOUR CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF. 435 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,459 BARNEY! 436 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,354 RAFE HOLLISTER. 437 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,356 YUP. SHERIFF, COME TO GIVE MYSELF UP. 438 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,824 WELL, THAT SAVES US BOTH 439 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,227 A LITTLE WEAR 'N' TEAR, DON'T IT? 440 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,729 WHAT HAPPENED? YOU FORGET WHERE YOU MOVED YOUR STILL? 441 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,498 NO, IT'S THE OLD WOMAN. 442 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,334 SHE GOT TIRED OF MOVING AROUND BACK UP THERE IN THE MOUNTAINS 443 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,370 AND SHE WANTS ME TO SETTLE DOWN AND START FARMING AGAIN. 444 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,806 WHEN YOU COME DOWN TO IT, I GUESS PLANTIN' CORN 445 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,808 DOES MAKE MORE SENSE THAN BOTTLING IT. 446 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,243 IT DOES, IT DOES. 447 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,677 HOW IS MRS. HOLLISTER? 448 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279 MIDDLIN', MIDDLIN'. 449 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,215 SHE STOMPED HER TOE AND COMPLAINS ABOUT IT A LOT 450 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,616 BUT OTHERWISE, SHE'S FINE. 451 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,485 UH-HUH. WELL, YOU GIVE HER MY VERY BEST. 452 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,820 GLAD YOU COME ON IN. 453 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389 I FIGURED IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME 454 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,957 'FORE EITHER YOU OR YOUR DEPUTY 455 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,427 CAUGHT UP TO ME ANYWAY, SO I COME ON IN. 456 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,330 I GUESS YOU GOT IT FIGURED ABOUT RIGHT. 457 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,436 UH... 458 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,970 RAFE? I, UH... 459 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,839 I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 460 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,374 HMM? 461 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,343 I WANT YOU TO GO OUT AND FIND 462 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,345 MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE AND GIVE YOURSELF UP TO HIM. 463 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,779 YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? 464 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,514 I WANT YOU TO FIND BARNEY FIFE. 465 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,815 I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW HIM 466 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,884 BUT YOU'LL RECOGNIZE HIM BY HIS UNIFORM 467 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,287 AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE YOURSELF UP TO HIM. 468 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,888 WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT FOR? 469 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,790 IF YOU'LL DO THAT 470 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,992 I'LL MAKE IT JUST AS COMFORTABLE AS I CAN WHILE YOU'RE HERE. 471 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,527 HUH? 472 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,862 YES, AND AUNT BEE 473 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,830 SHE'LL BRING YOU SOME CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS 474 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,499 AND SWEET TATER PIE FOR SUPPER... 475 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,800 SHE WILL? SHE WILL. 476 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,602 I'LL DO IT. GOOD. 477 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,704 NOW, LIKE I SAY YOU'LL RECOGNIZE HIM BY HIS UNIFORM 478 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,939 AND BE SURE, BE SURE AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING 479 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,541 ABOUT COMING BY HERE FIRST. 480 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543 ALL RIGHT. 481 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,878 CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS? 482 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,746 AND SWEET TATER PIE. 483 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,882 I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MYSELF UP YEARS AGO. 484 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,258 BARNEY FIFE? 485 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,026 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU A MINUTE. 486 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,396 I AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR TALKIN' TODAY. 487 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,431 WELL, THIS IS IMPORTANT. YOU SEE... 488 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,833 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR HARD-LUCK STORIES. 489 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,504 HEY, THERE! 490 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,905 DON'T YOU KNOW ANY BETTER 491 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,408 THAN TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE ON THE SIDEWALK, SON? 492 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,776 MY MOTHER WON'T LET ME RIDE IT ON THE STREET. 493 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,312 LOOK, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 494 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,613 IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY 495 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,815 I'M GOING TO LOCK YOU UP AS A PUBLIC NUISANCE. 496 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,418 NOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYBODY RODE THEIR BICYCLES 497 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,852 ON THE SIDEWALK? 498 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,754 THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY ROOM TO WALK. 499 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,890 NOW, YOU GO PICK A QUIET STREET LIKE WILLOW OR WOODS WAY. 500 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,859 OKAY. 501 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,029 ARE YOU STILL HERE? 502 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,432 I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER. 503 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,534 WHY DON'T YOU GO PESTER SOMEBODY ELSE? 504 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,736 OH, I SHOULD HAVE STAYED UP IN THE HILLS. 505 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,672 HEY! 506 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,274 YOU COME BACK HERE. 507 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,812 WE GOT LAWS IN THIS TOWN AGAINST JAYWALKIN'. 508 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,848 YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT THIS TIME. 509 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,683 LET ME SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION. 510 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,787 THINK YOU CAN FLAUNT THE LAWS IN THIS TOWN. 511 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,689 WHAT'S THAT LAST NAME THERE? 512 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,560 MOVE IT, MOVE IT! 513 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,662 BOY, ANDY, I GOT US A HOT ONE THIS TIME. 514 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,464 KNOW WHO THIS IS? 515 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,832 WHO? RAFE HOLLISTER. 516 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,568 RAFE HOLLISTER? 517 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,336 GREAT WORK, BARNEY. 518 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,338 YOU BROUGHT IN RAFE HOLLISTER? 519 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,107 YEAH, BROUGHT HIM IN WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT. 520 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,777 ALL RIGHT, HOLLISTER, COME ON, MOVE IT! 521 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,479 COME ON, PICK 'EM UP! 522 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,846 THAT CELL OVER THERE! 523 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,716 COME ON, STEP LIVELY! GET IN THERE! 524 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,619 I DECLARE, BARNEY, THERE YOU ARE 525 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,722 AS COOL AS THE CENTER SEED OF A CUCUMBER 526 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,491 AND YOU JUST BROUGHT IN 527 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,659 THE MOST WANTED MAN IN THE WHOLE COUNTY. 528 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,595 WELL, IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 529 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,863 NO, BOY, THAT THERE IS REAL SHERIFFIN' 530 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,433 BUT I MEAN REAL SHERIFFIN'. 531 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,468 WELL... 532 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,871 YEAH, AND SPEAKIN' OF THAT, I... 533 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,442 I GUESS WE'LL BE LOSING YOU TO GREENDALE NOW. 534 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,116 HELLO, SARAH? 535 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,084 GET ME MAYOR PURDY. 536 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,655 I MEAN, NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD A TASTE OF SHERIFFIN' 537 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,923 AND YOU LIKE IT... 538 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,825 HELLO? MAYOR PURDY? 539 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,460 BARNEY FIFE. 540 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,962 UH, UH, LISTEN, MAYOR, I'M AFRAID I'M NOT GOING 541 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,832 TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT SHERIFFIN' JOB AFTER ALL. 542 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,400 WELL, YOU SEE, WE'RE HAVING 543 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,402 TROUBLE WITH BOOTLEGGERS OVER HERE 544 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,938 AND I GOT TO GO OUT AND HUNT THEM DOWN. 545 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:56,576 WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE SHERIFF TAYLOR HUNG UP, YOU SEE. 546 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,612 AND... WELL, YOU SEE 547 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:04,717 THE TRUTH IS, MAYOR... MAYBERRY NEEDS ME. 548 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,830 I SURE AM GLAD YOU DECIDED TO STAY, BARNEY. 549 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,466 I TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 550 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,167 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DONE IF YOU'D HAVE LEFT ME. 551 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,735 OH, FORGET IT. 552 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,037 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE. 553 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,140 I MEAN, YOU BROUGHT IN RAFE HOLLISTER SINGLE-HANDED, 554 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,977 AND I BET YOU'RE THE BEST DEPUTY THERE IS IN THE WHOLE STATE. 555 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,579 OH, WELL. 556 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,113 IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 557 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,148 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S GOOD. 558 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,917 I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 559 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,586 YEAH. 560 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,961 LOCKED YOURSELF IN, DID YOU? 561 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,897 UH, YEAH, I LOCKED MYSELF IN. 562 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,566 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 563 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,103 THE HIGH SHERIFF LOCKING HIMSELF IN. 564 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,972 ALL RIGHT, BARNEY, HOW ABOUT LETTING ME OUT? 565 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,508 THE KEYS -- 566 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,042 I KNOW WHERE THE KEY IS. 567 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,678 I'LL LET YOU OUT, ANDY. 568 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:09,081 YEAH, BUT FIRST, I GOT SOME WORK TO DO. 569 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,017 OH, I GOT TO PUT THIS OVER THERE. 570 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:15,121 AND THEN I GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE AND SOME FILING TO DO. 571 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,056 YEAH, I'LL LET YOU OUT. 572 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,926 LET'S SEE NOW. WHAT DAY IS THIS, ANDY? 573 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,260 OH, YES. 574 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,229 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL JUST -- 39779

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