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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:13,114 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,416 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,486 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,633 ANY LUCK? 5 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,235 I CAN'T BUDGE HER. 6 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,503 DOGGONE IT, THELMA LOU, 7 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,505 IF YOUR COUSIN JUST MET ANDY ONCE, 8 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,806 I KNOW SHE'D LIKE HIM. 9 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,508 I KNOW IT. 10 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,343 BUT KAREN SAYS 11 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,278 THAT SHE DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY FROM ARKANSAS 12 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,546 FOR MAN-HUNTING. 13 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,116 SHE'S HERE ON A VACATION AND THAT'S THAT. 14 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,650 HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO ANDY? 15 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,818 WELL, NO. 16 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,287 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M AFRAID TO. 17 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,555 AFRAID TO 18 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,090 WELL, ANDY SAYS 19 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,692 HE'S BEEN BURNED BY ME AND THEM BLIND DATES. 20 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,793 WHEN WAS THAT? 21 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,662 OH, ONCE I GOT HIM TO GO OUT 22 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:05,266 WITH THIS GIRL VISITING FROM DETROIT-- MELINDA KIEFER. 23 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:08,136 SO WHAT IF SHE HAD FAT KNEES AND TALKED A LOT. 24 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,470 IT WAS JUST A DATE. 25 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,871 THAT WAS JUST ONCE? 26 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,807 WELL, NO-- ANOTHER TIME I ARRANGED A DATE WITH A GIRL 27 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,610 THAT HE CLAIMS LOOKED JUST LIKE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 28 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,148 HE'S KIND OF LOST FAITH IN ME AND BLIND DATES 29 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,383 AND I KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I BRING IT UP. 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,785 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT KAREN LOOKS LIKE. 31 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,555 BARNEY, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THIS 32 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,158 AND THAT'S JUST THROW 'EM TOGETHER. 33 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,359 WELL, HOW'LL WE DO THAT? 34 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,594 WELL, I'LL JUST HAPPEN TO GET KAREN 35 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,863 OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP AROUND 3:00 36 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:39,633 AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO GET ANDY OVER THERE AROUND 3:00. 37 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:42,136 A-AND LET NATURE DO THE REST, HUH? 38 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,237 THAT'S RIGHT. 39 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,139 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. LET'S DO THAT. 40 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,307 BUT BARNEY, BE CAREFUL 41 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,142 HOW YOU MANEUVER ANDY OVER THERE. 42 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,478 DON'T EVEN HINT THAT IT'S TO MEET MY COUSIN. 43 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,247 ARE YOU KIDDING? I KNOW JUST HOW I'LL WORK IT. 44 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,749 I'LL SAY, "ANDY..." YOU KNOW, REAL CASUAL-LIKE... 45 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,386 "HOW ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING A CUP OF COFFEE?" 46 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,587 HE'LL SAY, "WHAT FOR?" 47 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,589 AND I'LL SAY, "JUST TO RELAX AND TALK." 48 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,425 THEN HE'LL PROBABLY SAY "WHY CAN'T WE DO THAT HERE?" 49 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,361 AND I'LL SAY, "LET'S GET AWAY FROM THE OFFICE FOR A WHILE." 50 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,829 AND HE'LL KEEP THINKING UP EXCUSES 51 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,431 AND I'LL KEEP GIVING HIM REASONS. 52 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,932 BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, HE'LL BE THERE. 53 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,000 GOOD. 54 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,936 DON'T WORRY-- YOU'RE TALKING TO "SUBTLE" BARNEY FIFE. 55 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,172 HE WON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM. 56 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,784 HEY, AND? 57 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,253 HMM? 58 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,921 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MOSEY OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP 59 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,889 AND HAVE A LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE, HUH? 60 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:36,924 WHAT FOR? 61 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:40,361 OH, JUST TO... RELAX AND TALK. 62 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,529 WE CAN DO THAT HERE. 63 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,331 YEAH, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW 64 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:47,301 SORT OF GET AWAY FROM THE OFFICE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 65 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,602 WELL, WHAT FOR? 66 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,840 WELL, UH... 67 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,644 ANDY... LET'S GO OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP 68 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,412 AND HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE. 69 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:00,581 WHY? 70 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,619 TO MEET THELMA LOU'S COUSIN FROM ARKANSAS! 71 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,721 WHAT? 72 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,757 THELMA LOU'S COUSIN IS IN TOWN FROM ARKANSAS. 73 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,925 I PROMISED I'D GET YOU TO THE COFFEE SHOP AT 3:00 74 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,827 AND IF I DON'T, THELMA LOU'LL BE MAD AT ME. 75 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,263 OKAY. 76 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,431 IT AIN'T OFTEN I ASK YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, 77 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,799 BUT THE ONE TIME I DO 78 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,934 YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE A LITTLE MORE COOPERATIVE. 79 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,670 ALL I ASK IS A SIMPLE THING... 80 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,372 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 81 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,674 OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP TO MEET THELMA LOU'S COUSIN. 82 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,442 YOU COMING? 83 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,810 YOU SON OF A GUN. 84 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,746 YOU WAS GOIN' TO DO IT ALL THE TIME, WASN'T YOU? 85 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,582 GIVE ME THE SUGAR, WILL YA, ANDY? 86 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,583 HELP YOURSELF. 87 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,351 NO KIDDING. WAIT'LL YOU SEE HER. 88 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,652 SHE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE. 89 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,788 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT BENJIE. 90 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,922 BENJIE? 91 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,392 THE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 92 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,927 OH, NO, NO, REALLY, THIS ONE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE. 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,630 OOH-OOH-OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 94 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,500 IT'S THELMA LOU AND HER ATTRACTIVE COUSIN. 95 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,602 WELL, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, LOOK WHO'S HERE-- 96 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:55,936 BARNEY AND ANDY! 97 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,738 IMAGINE RUNNING INTO YOU TWO. 98 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,773 YEAH, THIS IS A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT? 99 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,375 WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS. 100 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,946 OH, I'M SORRY. 101 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,416 YOU TWO HAVEN'T MET, HAVE YOU? 102 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,683 KAREN, 103 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,851 THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR. 104 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,786 ANDY, MEET MY COUSIN-- KAREN WORTH. 105 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,455 HELLO. 106 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,923 HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 107 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,758 THANK YOU. 108 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,561 SAY, AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER, 109 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,496 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BOOTH? 110 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,798 HEY, THAT'S A PEACH OF AN IDEA, THELMA LOU. 111 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,367 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THAT. 112 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,701 COME ON, KAREN. 113 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,347 WELL, OBVIOUSLY THESE TWO HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, 114 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,814 SO LET'S, UH, GO OUTSIDE. 115 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:41,815 BARNEY... 116 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,050 I'VE GOT SHOPPING TO DO. 117 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,518 WELL, I'LL DRIVE YOU. 118 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,086 BARNEY... THELMA LOU... 119 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,322 DO YOU GET THE FLEETIN' FEELIN' 120 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,424 THAT WE'RE BEING THROWN TOGETHER? 121 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,826 WELL, THE THOUGHT DID SORT OF ENTER MY HEAD. 122 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,795 YEAH. BARNEY'S ABOUT AS SUBTLE 123 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,797 AS A PIG SQUEALING FOR HIS SUPPER. 124 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,466 IF YOU'D RATHER NOT... 125 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,767 OH, NO... 126 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,635 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I RATHER WOULD. 127 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,604 BESIDES, YOU KNOW, THEY'VE GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE 128 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,805 TO GET US TOGETHER, 129 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,640 I'M AFRAID IT'D BREAK THEIR HEARTS 130 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,108 IF THEY THOUGHT THEY'D FAILED. 131 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,443 YEAH. 132 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,111 DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO GET MARRIED 133 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,746 BEFORE OR AFTER THE COFFEE? 134 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,982 WELL, I BELIEVE IN LONG ENGAGEMENTS MYSELF, 135 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,417 SO LET'S MAKE IT AFTER. 136 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,551 AFTER. 137 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,393 WELL HUH? 138 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,727 WELL? 139 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,629 WELL YEAH? 140 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,797 WELL? 141 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,864 WELL, WHAT? 142 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:31,965 WHAT HAPPENED? 143 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,066 WHAT HAPPENED? 144 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,134 WHAT HAPPENED? 145 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,669 WHAT HAPPENED WHEN? 146 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,004 AT THE COFFEE SHOP. 147 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,539 AT THE COFFEE SHOP? 148 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,007 BETWEEN YOU AND KAREN. 149 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,843 OH, OH, OH... WE HAD COFFEE. 150 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,478 AND AND 151 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,813 AND WHAT? 152 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,981 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOU HAD THE COFFEE? 153 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,450 WE GOT MARRIED. 154 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,884 OH, GOOD! I KNEW YOU TWO'D-- 155 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,153 YOU GOT MARRIED? AW, COME ON, ANDY. 156 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,755 BOY, YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU ARE. 157 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,390 YOU OUGHT TO GO ON THE RADIO 158 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,991 AND BE AN ALL-NIGHT DISC JOCKEY. 159 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,960 AT LEAST THEN I COULD TURN YOU OFF. 160 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,462 NOW, SIMMER DOWN, BARNEY. 161 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,131 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT WE HIT IT OFF JUST FINE 162 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,866 AND WE GOT A DATE FOR TOMORROW. 163 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,868 NO KIDDING! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 164 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,670 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE HER? 165 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,439 PICTURE SHOW? A DANCE? 166 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,574 MAYBE YOU'LL GO FOR A NICE, LONG DRIVE, HUH? 167 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,108 AS A MATTER OF FACT 168 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,177 I FIGURE ON TAKING HER OUT TO FINNEGAN FLATS 169 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,513 AND DO A LITTLE CROW-SHOOTING. 170 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,515 YEAH, FINNEGAN FLATS... CROW! 171 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,484 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ANDY! 172 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,885 NOW, BARNEY... 173 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,887 YOU CALL THAT A PLACE TO TAKE A WOMAN? 174 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,155 BOY, YOU'RE SOME LOVER. 175 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,624 WELL, IT HAPPENS THAT I HAD IT ALL PLANNED 176 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,159 TO GO DO A LITTLE CROW-SHOOTING 177 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,628 AND I ASKED HER IF SHE'D LIKE TO COME ALONG 178 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,063 AND SHE SAID FINE. 179 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,798 COURSE, IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG 180 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,567 I CAN CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 181 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,970 NO, NO, NO, I GUESS THAT'S ALL RIGHT FOR A STARTER. 182 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,005 JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD AS PLANNED. 183 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,507 GO AHEAD AS PLANNED? 184 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,208 YEAH. WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT. 185 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,077 WELL, SINCE YOU APPROVE, THEN, 186 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,146 I GUESS I'LL GO OUT AND GET SOME SHOTGUN SHELLS. 187 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,015 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? 188 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:04,091 LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GUIDE THE KID ALL THE WAY. 189 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,726 YOU LIKE HIM, HUH? 190 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,960 MM-HMM. 191 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,729 AND YOU ALREADY MADE A DATE? 192 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,930 MM-HMM. 193 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,465 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 194 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,567 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? MOVIES 195 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,169 OR JUST A DRIVE IN THE MOONLIGHT? 196 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,205 WE'RE GOING OUT TO SHOOT CROWS. 197 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,807 SHOOT CROWS?! 198 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,909 WHY NOT? YOU KNOW ME WHEN IT COMES TO SHOOTING. 199 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,711 I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED. 200 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,879 THEN YOU TOLD HIM YOU'RE A SKEET CHAMPION? 201 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,248 NO, DEAR. IT DIDN'T COME UP. 202 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,484 BUT IT PROBABLY WILL TOMORROW. 203 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,521 BUT CROW 204 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,891 WELL, WE'LL JUST GET EVERYTHING HERE. 205 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,760 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH SOME OF THESE THINGS. 206 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,962 OH, NO, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU COMING WAY OFF UP HERE 207 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,164 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY CARRYING ANYTHING. 208 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,999 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I CAN CARRY SOMETHING. 209 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,635 LET ME TAKE THE BASKET. 210 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,603 WELL, NOW, THAT THERMOS IS LEAKING A LITTLE. 211 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,271 DON'T GET ANYTHING ON THAT PRETTY DRESS. 212 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,173 NO, I WON'T. RIGHT OVER HERE. 213 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,742 YOU KNOW, ANDY, THIS IS SOME 214 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,710 OF THE PRETTIEST COUNTRY I'VE EVER SEEN. 215 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,546 YEAH. 216 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,814 SEE THAT ROCK RIGHT OVER THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EAGLE? 217 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,049 OH, MM-HMM. 218 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,084 YEAH, WE CALL THAT EAGLE ROCK. 219 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,019 OH, I SEE. 220 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,555 COME ON OVER HERE. 221 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,057 ALL RIGHT. 222 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,192 NOW, THIS IS A GOOD PLACE RIGHT HERE. 223 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,661 OH, THIS IS FINE. 224 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,796 YEAH. 225 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,865 AND YOU... SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE 226 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,000 ON THAT STOOL RIGHT THERE. 227 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,870 ANDY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUSS OVER ME LIKE THAT. 228 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,304 WELL... THERE'S USUALLY 229 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,306 SOME PRETTY GOOD CROW-SHOOTING AROUND HERE. 230 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,775 OH, REALLY? 231 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,577 YEAH. 232 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,979 I SURE AM GLAD YOU COULD COME ALONG. 233 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,314 I SURE AM GLAD YOU ASKED ME. 234 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,550 YOU LIKE TO WATCH SHOOTIN', DO YA? 235 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,751 I LOVE IT. 236 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,153 MOST WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO BE AROUND SHOOTIN'. 237 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,756 WELL, THAT SURE ISN'T TRUE OF ME. 238 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,593 ANDY, YOU SEE -- 239 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,627 COVER YOUR EARS. 240 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,128 ANDY, I... 241 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,233 HUH. 242 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,870 I MISSED HIM JUST THE LEAST LITTLE BIT THERE. 243 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,039 YES, YOU SURE DID. 244 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,642 I GUESS I WASN'T LEADING HIM ENOUGH. 245 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,711 WELL, I'LL GET THE NEXT 'UN. 246 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,145 SURE, YOU WILL. 247 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,315 COVER YOUR EARS. 248 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,989 I HAD THE GUN RIGHT ON HIM. 249 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,261 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET ME SOME NEW SIGHTS. 250 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,797 MM. 251 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,867 I HOPE THIS NOISE DIDN'T BOTHER YOU. 252 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,070 NO. 253 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739 I'M GETTING USED TO IT. 254 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,941 YOU SURE DO GET USED TO THINGS FAST 255 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:34,842 DON'T YOU? 256 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,611 YOU KNOW, I-I ALWAYS DID THINK THIS WAS... 257 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,946 THIS WAS PRETTY COUNTRY 258 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,214 BUT... IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A-SAYING IT 259 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,051 YOU SURE DO MAKE IT LOOK A WHOLE LOT PRETTIER. 260 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,020 THANK YOU, ANDY. 261 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,261 YOU, AN EXPERT WITH A GUN, DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SHOOT? 262 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,196 DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM? 263 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,298 I TRIED TO TWO OR THREE TIMES, 264 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,801 BUT I JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT. 265 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,235 BESIDES, IT DIDN'T MATTER. 266 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,671 NO? 267 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,305 NO, IT WASN'T NECESSARY. 268 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,375 I LIKED THE DAY JUST AS IT WAS. 269 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,945 HE DIDN'T TREAT ME LIKE A CRACK SHOT. 270 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,281 HE TREATED ME LIKE A LADY. 271 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,116 AND I LIKED IT. 272 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,851 REALLY? 273 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:21,321 WHAT'S MORE, I'M GOING TO HIS HOUSE FOR SUPPER TONIGHT. 274 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,223 WONDERFUL! 275 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,695 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 276 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,297 I'M GOING TO CALL BARNEY AND GIVE HIM A PROGRESS REPORT. 277 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,210 WELL WELL? 278 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,211 WELL, WHAT? 279 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,079 WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND KAREN? 280 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,348 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME AND KAREN. 281 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,883 I TOOK HER CROW-SHOOTIN'. 282 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,118 I KNOW YOU DID. AND...? 283 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,219 WE HAD A GOOD TIME. 284 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,687 YOU DID? 285 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,723 VERY NICE. VERY, VERY, VERY NICE. 286 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,958 I KNEW YOU WOULD, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD. 287 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,227 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU AND KAREN MIGHT, UH... 288 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,997 WHOA, NO, NO. 289 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,700 NOW, NO, IT'S A LITTLE TOO EARLY FOR THAT. 290 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,935 WELL... 291 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,970 I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO HER A LITTLE BIT. 292 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,905 FIND OUT A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HER. 293 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,974 OH, I TALKED TO HER A LITTLE. 294 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,076 FOUND OUT A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HER. 295 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,146 AND THEN TONIGHT WHEN I HAVE HER OVER FOR SUPPER... 296 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,814 SUPPER, GOOD, GOOD. 297 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,116 AFTER SUPPER WE'LL GO IN THE LIVIN' ROOM. 298 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,119 ME AND AUNT BEE WILL TALK TO HER A LITTLE BIT MORE. 299 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,921 SEE HOW SHE MEASURES UP. 300 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,724 BUT SO FAR SHE MEASURES UP PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 301 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,960 OH, YOU BETTER KNOW IT. 302 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,767 MORE COFFEE, MISS KAREN? 303 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,034 NO, THANK YOU, AUNT BEE. 304 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,170 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GET UP FROM THE TABLE 305 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,404 AND GO IN YONDER? 306 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,973 THAT'D BE FINE. 307 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,474 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, OP. 308 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,877 WELL, THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. 309 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,444 OPIE, MAYBE YOU BETTER GO UP 310 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,280 AND GET READY TO GO TO BED, HUH? 311 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,447 OKAY. 312 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,183 ALL RIGHT. 313 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,952 SIT DOWN HERE. 314 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,287 PAW? 315 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,822 HUH? 316 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757 CAN MISS KAREN READ ME A STORY? 317 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,358 OPIE, I'D LOVE TO. 318 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,494 OPIE, YOUR PAW AND I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH MISS KAREN. 319 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,296 SHE'LL DO IT ANOTHER TIME. 320 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,898 MAYBE SHE'LL COME AGAIN. 321 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,966 SURE HOPE SO. SHE'S NICE. 322 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068 THANK YOU, OPIE. 323 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,137 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, PAW. 324 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,772 SLEEP TIGHT. OKAY. 325 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,040 GOOD NIGHT, AUNT BEE. 326 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,975 GOOD NIGHT. SEE YOU IN THE MORNIN'. 327 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,878 OKAY. 328 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,014 GOOD NIGHT, OPIE, AND PLEASANT DREAMS. 329 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,481 OKAY. 330 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,086 HE SURE IS A CUTE LITTLE GUY, ISN'T HE? 331 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,487 OH, WE'RE PROUD OF HIM. 332 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,956 UH... 333 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,925 DO YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS? 334 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,359 OH, I LOVE 'EM, 335 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,462 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE AS CUTE AS THAT ONE. 336 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,364 OH, WELL, MUCH OBLIGED. 337 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,500 AUNT BEE, THAT WAS AS GOOD A GOOSEBERRY PIE 338 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,402 AS I EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH. 339 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938 KAREN, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE 340 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,205 ANOTHER PIECE OF PIE? 341 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,074 OH, NO. NO, I COULDN'T, REALLY. 342 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843 I JUST ATE TOO MUCH DINNER. 343 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,312 DO YOU BAKE PIES YOURSELF? 344 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,413 YES, I DO. 345 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,481 NOT GOOSEBERRY? 346 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,984 OH, YES. NOT AS GOOD AS AUNT BEE'S. 347 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,953 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ANDY'S FAVORITE. 348 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,120 OH, REALLY? 349 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,822 THAT'S A MYSTERY I'M READIN'. 350 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,023 OH, REALLY? 351 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,258 YOU LIKE 'EM? 352 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,193 I LOVE 'EM-- THE SCARIER, THE BETTER. 353 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,394 OH, AIN'T IT A SIGHT? 354 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,963 UH... DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? 355 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,997 YES, I DO. 356 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,832 ANDY, PLAY US A LITTLE SOMETHING. 357 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,033 OH, AUNT BEE... 358 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,534 I'M SURE KAREN WOULD LOVE IT. 359 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,036 OH, WELL... 360 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,271 OH, NOW, GO ON. 361 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,605 OH, AUNT BEE, 362 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,075 SHE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS OLD COUNTRY GUITAR. 363 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,977 HE PLAYS AND HE SINGS WELL, TOO. 364 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879 WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT IT'S LOUD. 365 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,947 I'D REALLY LOVE TO HEAR SOMETHING. 366 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,516 WELL, LET ME SIT OVER HERE, CLOSE TO THE CROWD. 367 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,951 ALL RIGHT. 368 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,987 WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE. WHAT'LL I PLAY? 369 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,388 PLAY SOMETHING LIVELY. 370 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523 PICK A LITTLE OF "SOURWOOD MOUNTAIN." 371 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,958 I KNOW THAT ONE. 372 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,159 YOU DO? 373 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,861 YEAH, WELL, PARTS OF IT. 374 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,997 * CHICKENS GROW ON OLD SOURWOOD MOUNTAIN * 375 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,564 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY * 376 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,799 * SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS, I CAN'T COUNT 'EM * 377 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,534 * SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS, I CAN'T COUNT 'EM * 378 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,403 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY * 379 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,872 * OLD MAN, OLD MAN, I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER * 380 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,340 * OLD MAN, OLD MAN, I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER * 381 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,474 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY * 382 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,575 * BAKE ME BREAD AND TOTE ME WATER * 383 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,945 * BAKE ME BREAD AND TOTE ME WATER * 384 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,246 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY * 385 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,915 * MY TRUE LOVE'S A BLUE-EYED DAISY * 386 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,416 * MY TRUE LOVE'S A BLUE-EYED DAISY * 387 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,018 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY * 388 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,552 * IF I DON'T GET HER, I'LL GO CRAZY * 389 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387 * IF I DON'T GET HER, I'LL GO CRAZY * 390 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,357 * HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY... * 391 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,996 BARNEY! 392 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,898 OH, THELMA, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 393 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,233 WHAT? 394 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,935 BABY, YOU AND I HAVE DONE IT. 395 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,402 WHAT? 396 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,604 WE HAVE JUST SENT A ROMANTIC SPACESHIP INTO ORBIT. 397 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,640 YOU MEAN ANDY AND KAREN? 398 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,142 HOW WONDERFUL. 399 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,410 YEAH. I JUST HAD A LONG TALK WITH THE BOY 400 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,279 AND HE IS PLEASED, VERY PLEASED. 401 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,480 ISN'T THAT NICE? 402 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,149 HI, BARNEY. 403 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,151 WHAT ARE YOU TWO GOIN' ON ABOUT? 404 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,954 WELL, MA'AM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT 405 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,089 BUT YOU HAVE HOOKED A MIGHTY BIG FISH. 406 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,390 I WHAT? 407 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,692 I GUESS IT'S NO SECRET, SO I'LL TELL YA-- 408 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,229 KAREN, YOU HAVE PASSED MUSTER. 409 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,631 BARNEY, DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO? 410 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,033 NO, I AIN'T IN NO RUSH. 411 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,434 PASSED MUSTER? 412 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,070 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 413 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,571 WELL... 414 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,306 KAREN AND I HAVE THINGS TO DO. 415 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,707 WHY DON'T WE MEET YOU LATER? 416 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,943 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. GO AHEAD, BARNEY. 417 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,145 WELL, ANDY LIKES YOU. HE LIKES YOU A LOT. 418 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,713 TOLD ME SO THIS MORNIN'. 419 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,317 TOLD ME ALL ABOUT LAST NIGHT AND HOW WELL YOU TWO HIT IT OFF 420 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,685 WHAT ALL YOU HAD IN COMMON-- 421 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,053 YOU LIKE SINGIN' 422 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,721 AND BEING ABLE TO MAKE GOOSEBERRY PIE 423 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,090 AND LIKIN' CHILDREN. 424 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,492 YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION JUST RIGHT. 425 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195 I DID? YOU MEAN, I WAS BEING AUDITIONED? 426 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,197 YEAH. 427 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,299 BARNEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO ON PATROL? 428 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,667 I WANT TO TELL KAREN EVERYTHING. NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 429 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,303 KAREN, 430 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,438 ANDY WANTED TO FIND OUT ALL ABOUT YOU 431 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,739 AND HE SURE DID. 432 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,009 AND HE LIKES WHAT HE FOUND OUT. 433 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510 YOU'RE A LUCKY GIRL. 434 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,145 OH, I KNOW. 435 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,584 HELLO? 436 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,386 WHY, HELLO, ANDY. 437 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,089 KAREN? SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 438 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,591 ANDY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 439 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,560 LUCKY ME. 440 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,231 HELLO? 441 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,598 TOMORROW AFTERNOON? 442 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,500 WELL, I'M JUST THRILLED TO PIECES 443 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,502 THAT YOU'D ASK ME FOR A DATE, ANDY, 444 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,638 BUT I JUST WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 445 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,673 WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO. 446 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,109 JUST A MINUTE. WHAT IS IT? 447 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,677 I KNOW WHAT HE'S INVITIN' YOU TO, 448 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,312 AND YOU CAN'T TURN HIM DOWN. 449 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,513 OH, I CAN'T? 450 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,749 NO, NO. HE WANTS YOU TO COME TO THE SKEET SHOOT 451 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,284 AND YOU GOTTA COME. 452 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,418 TO THE WHAT? 453 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,287 THE SKEET SHOOT. DON'T YOU SEE? 454 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,655 HE WANTS YOU TO BE THERE 455 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,092 SO'S HE CAN SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF YOU WITH HIS SHOOTIN'. 456 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,162 THAT'S AS GOOD AS SAYIN' YOU'RE NUMBER ONE WITH HIM. 457 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,397 OH, I SEE. 458 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,731 I'M SORRY, ANDY. 459 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,135 UH, WHERE WAS IT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TAKE ME? 460 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:47,674 OH... WELL, OF COURSE, I JUST LOVE SHOOTING. 461 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,577 I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 462 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,182 Man: PULL. 463 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,650 PULL. 464 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,487 MISSED THEM BOTH, ANDY. 465 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,655 YEAH, HE'S SHOOTIN' BEHIND THEM. 466 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691 THIS CONTEST IS GOING TO BE A SHOO-IN FOR YOU. 467 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,293 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 468 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,527 ARE YOU KIDDING? 469 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,162 YOU SEEN THAT MISERABLE SHOOTIN'. 470 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,730 AIN'T NO WAY FOR YOU TO LOSE. 471 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,732 YOU'RE GONNA WIN THAT BIG CUP EASY, PAW. 472 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,167 WELL... 473 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,735 Man: PULL. 474 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,373 PULL. 475 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,111 MISSED AGAIN. THAT WRAPS THEM UP. 476 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,680 ON THE FIRIN' LINE NEXT: SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 477 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,083 WISH ME LUCK. 478 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,751 WHERE'S KAREN? 479 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,353 HUH? 480 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557 SHOOTIN' AGAINST SHERIFF TAYLOR 481 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,859 IS MISS KAREN MOORE. 482 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,838 KAREN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 483 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,341 THEY TOLD ME THAT ANYONE COULD ENTER THE CONTEST 484 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,109 SO I ENTERED. 485 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,877 BUT THIS IS A SKEET SHOOT. 486 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,812 WHY, YOU'LL HURT YOUR EARS. 487 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,714 WHAT'S YOUR COUSIN TRYIN' TO DO? 488 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,716 WHY DON'T WE JUST WATCH AND SEE? 489 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,453 Announcer: LEAD-OFF MAN WILL BE SHERIFF TAYLOR. 490 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,122 ALL RIGHT, ANDY, STEP UP. LET'S GO. 491 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,758 Man 2: COME ON, ANDY, YOU CAN DO IT. 492 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,560 Man 3: YOU SHOW 'EM, SHERIFF. 493 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,664 PULL. 494 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603 PULL. 495 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,808 MISS MOORE. NEXT, PLEASE. 496 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,378 IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO BACK OUT, KAREN. 497 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,580 AIN'T NO USE TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF. 498 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,624 PULL. 499 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,361 Woman 1: GOOD ONE, KAREN. 500 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,567 PULL. 501 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,938 SHE GOT 'EM BOTH. SHE ACTUALLY HIT 'EM. 502 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,608 MY GOODNESS, THAT GIRL CAN DO EVERYTHING. 503 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,476 YEAH, SHE CAN DO EVERYTHING. 504 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,515 PULL. 505 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,287 PULL. 506 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,458 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 507 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,727 THE OTHER DAY WHEN WE WAS SHOOTIN' CROWS 508 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,629 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE GUN. 509 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831 WELL, YOU DIDN'T OFFER, REMEMBER? 510 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,600 I BELIEVE IT'S YOUR TURN, SHERIFF. 511 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,845 PULL. 512 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,656 PULL. 513 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,560 Man: MISS. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH PAW? HE USUALLY DON'T MISS. 514 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,462 I'LL TELL YA WHAT'S THE MATTER -- 515 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,729 IT-IT'S A TRICK. 516 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,465 ANDY'S JUST THROWIN' THE CONTEST 517 00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,799 SO'S NOT TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD. 518 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,335 WHY, ANDY WOULDN'T DELIBERATELY LOSE. 519 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, BARNEY. 520 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,308 LOSIN' TO A WOMAN... JIMINY. 521 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,278 IT'S THE END OF AN ERA. 522 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,779 ANDY, PLEASE. 523 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:17,517 FOLKS, THIS IS THE FINAL PAIR OF DOUBLES. 524 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,587 PULL. 525 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,523 MISS. 526 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724 MISS MOORE, PLEASE. 527 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,028 Woman 2: SHE'S WONDERFUL, ISN'T SHE? 528 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597 Man 4: SHE'S GOOD. 529 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,269 PULL. 530 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,906 FINAL SCORE: 531 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,309 23 HITS FOR SHERIFF TAYLOR 532 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,312 25 FOR MISS MOORE-- A PERFECT SCORE. 533 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,052 QUIET! QUIET! 534 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288 QUIET! SETTLE DOWN! 535 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,056 HERE YOU ARE, MISS MOORE... 536 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,858 AND CONGRATULATIONS. 537 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,461 THAT WAS MIGHTY GOOD SHOOTIN'. 538 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,999 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ANDY. 539 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,502 CONGRATULATIONS. CARRY THAT FOR YA? 540 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870 I'LL TAKE THAT. 541 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,639 YOU BEEN HUMILIATED ENOUGH. 542 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,973 NOW, BARNEY... 543 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,008 I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED, MISS CITY SLICKER. 544 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,910 TRYIN' TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ANDY 545 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,512 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TOWN. 546 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,947 I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO SHOW ANDY 547 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,549 HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON. 548 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,717 YOU DID WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT ME, 549 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,719 DIDN'T YOU? NOW YOU KNOW. 550 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,488 BUT DO YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'? 551 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,391 I DON'T THINK I TRULY KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. 552 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,360 LET'S SEE, NOW-- YOULIKE MUSIC. 553 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,594 WELL, I... 554 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,496 DO YOU LIKE OPERA, MODERN, CLASSICAL? 555 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,565 I COULDN'T... AND BOOKS-- 556 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,099 DO YOU LIKE FICTION OR NONFICTION? 557 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,034 WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AMERICAN AUTHOR? 558 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,471 I, UH... OH, AND PLEASE 559 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,872 JUST TELL ME ONE THING: 560 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,074 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD EVER MAKE A LIVIN' 561 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,742 AT ANYTHING BESIDES SHERIFFIN'? 562 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,679 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKIN' YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS, 563 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,747 BUT THESE ARE THINGS I REALLY HAVE TO KNOW 564 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449 SO I CAN EVALUATE YOU PROPERLY. 565 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,784 YOU KNOW, PASS MUSTER. 566 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,886 WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO DO HERE? 567 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,421 IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE. 568 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,856 WHEN MR. TAYLOR GAVE ME THE THRILL AND HONOR 569 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,359 OF OKAYING ME AS WORTHY OF HIS ATTENTIONS, 570 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,127 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWFULLY NICE 571 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,463 IF I COULD AWARD HIM THE SAME THRILL. 572 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,798 I'LL TELL YOU, MR. TAYLOR, 573 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,766 I'LL CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR QUALITIES 574 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,335 AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF YOU MADE THE GRADE. 575 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,073 WELL, OF ALL THE UNMITIGATED GALL. 576 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,775 YEP. 577 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,777 I SURE HAD IT. 578 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,413 YOU? 579 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,115 EVERYTHING THAT SHE DISHED OUT, I HAD COMIN'. 580 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:32,051 WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE. 581 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,821 WELL, BARNEY, LET'S JUST PUT IT LIKE THIS: 582 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,857 I JUST COME IN SECOND IN ANOTHER CONTEST-- 583 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,993 THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES. 584 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,829 MAYBE SECOND AIN'T SO BAD. 585 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,764 HEY, KAREN, WAIT UP! 586 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,778 I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT. 587 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,747 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WAS 588 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,749 THE WOMAN SKEET SHOOTING CHAMPION OF ARKANSAS? 589 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,452 SHE WANTED TO, BUT YOU NEVER LET HER GET AROUND TO IT. 590 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,887 WELL, SHE SURE TOLD ME GOOD WHEN SHE DID. 591 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,889 I HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO ANGRY, ANDY. 592 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758 OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU 593 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,626 TO COME OUT AND DO A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE WITH US. 594 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,194 I LIKE TO WATCH A CHAMPION AT WORK. 595 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,729 DON'T YOU, BARN? 596 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,030 YEAH, SURE. 597 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,032 I KNOW HOW YOU ARE WITH A SHOTGUN, 598 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901 BUT HOW ARE YOU WITH A PISTOL? 599 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,471 PRETTY GOOD. 600 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,714 WOW! 601 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,684 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL SOME KIND OF FINE SHOOTIN'! 602 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,952 WELL, THANK YOU, ANDY. HOW ABOUT THAT, BARN? 603 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,054 YEAH. OF COURSE, IT AIN'T TOO DIFFICULT 604 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,157 WHEN YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE TAKING CAREFUL AIM LIKE THAT. 605 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,826 OF COURSE, IT'S ANOTHER STORY 606 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,695 WHEN YOU GOT TO MAKE A QUICK DRAW. 607 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,563 SHOW IT TO US, BARNEY. SHOW US A QUICK DRAW. 608 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,964 PLEASE, BARNEY. YEAH! 609 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,566 YOU OUGHT TO SEE. YEAH. 610 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,535 REAL GOOD? YEAH. 41530

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