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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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* WHEN JOHN HENRY
WAS A LITTLE BABY *
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* SITTIN' ON
HIS MAMMY'S KNEE *
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* GIVE ONE LONG AND LOUD
AND LONESOME WAIL *
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* SAYS, THE HAMMER'LL BE
THE DEATH OF ME, LORD, LORD *
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* THE HAMMER'LL BE
THE DEATH OF ME *
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* JOHN HENRY SAYS
TO HIS SHAKER *
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* WELL, SHAKER,
WHY DON'T YOU PRAY? *
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* IF MY HAMMER MISS
THIS LITTLE PIECE OF STEEL *
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* TOMORROW'LL BE YOUR
BURYIN' DAY, LORD, LORD *
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* TOMORROW'LL
BE YOUR BURYIN' DAY *
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NOW, THAT OUGHT TO MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER, OTIS.
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OH, THAT WAS JUST FINE, ANDY.
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THANKS.
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OH, MORNIN', BARN.
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ANDY'S SINGING NOW.
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BARNEY, PLAY ONE
ON YOUR HARMONICA.
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WHAT IS THIS,
A JAIL OR A NIGHTCLUB?
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IS HE SOBER
ENOUGH TO LEAVE?
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I DON'T KNOW -- OTIS, YOU FEEL
UP TO FACING THE WORLD?
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YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF THE WORLD'S UP TO FACING ME.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT
CLEARING OUT, HUH?
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SURE. SURE, BARNEY, SURE.
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DON'T GO AWAY MAD, OTIS.
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WANT ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE?
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OH, BETTER NOT, ANDY.
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME
SLEEP IT OFF, THOUGH.
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THAT'S OKAY.
BEHAVE YOURSELF, NOW.
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OH, I WILL. I WILL.
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I'LL SEE YOU, OTIS.
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BYE-BYE.
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BARNEY, YOU WAS
A MIGHT SHARP TO OL' OTIS.
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SOMETHING AILING YOU
THIS MORNING?
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NO, NOTHING'S
AILING ME THIS MORNING.
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OHH, YOU'RE AS TOUCHY
AS A OLD SETTIN' HEN.
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I KNOW
WHAT'LL PERK YOU UP.
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GET A CUP OF COFFEE.
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I'LL SING "THE WRECK
OF THE OLD 97" FOR YOU.
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LIKE THE FELLA SAYS,
"MUSIC HATH CHARMS."
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YOU CALL THEM
DIPPY SONGS MUSIC?
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WELL, THEY'RE FOLK MUSIC.
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KINDA LIKE TRUE STORIES
SET TO TUNES IS WHAT THEY ARE.
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IF SOMEBODY
DOES SOMETHING BRAVE
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WHY NOT SING ABOUT IT?
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BESIDES, YOU ALWAYS
LIKED THEM BEFORE.
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WELL, I DON'T
LIKE THEM NOW.
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THEY'RE HICK SONGS
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AND THIS
IS A HICK TOWN
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AND I'M A HICK DEPUTY
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DOING A HICK JOB
IN A HICK JAIL!
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BARNEY,
SET DOWN RIGHT THERE.
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NOW, SUPPOSE YOU TELL ME
WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?
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HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW
STATE POLICE BUILDING
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OVER AT MOUNT PILOT?
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NO, NOT YET.
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ANDY, WE ARE SO FAR
BEHIND THE TIMES
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IT IS PITIFUL!
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WHY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
A RADIO DISPATCHER
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NOR A CRIME LAB
NOR A FINGERPRINT FILE
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OR A TELETYPE MACHINE
OR A RADAR.
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
A HEE-LEE-O-COPTER.
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WELL, WE AIN'T GOT
GUIDED MISSILES EITHER
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BUT I DOUBT
IF WE NEED THEM.
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NOW, BARNEY, YOU GET
THIS WAY EVERY NOW AND THEN.
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IT -- IT'S JUST...
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OH, UH... OH, ANDY?
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MORNIN', MAYOR.
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MEET OUR SHERIFF--
ANDY TAYLOR.
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ANDY, THIS IS
MR. FRED JENKINS OF THE F.B.I.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.
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MY PLEASURE,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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THIS IS MY DEPUTY,
BARNEY FIFE.
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BARNEY.
F.B.I.
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YES, SIR, THESE ARE
THE TWO MEN RESPONSIBLE.
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WHAT'D WE DO?
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YEAH, RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT?
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THE RATE OF CRIME
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
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AND, I TOLD YOU WE
NEEDED NEW EQUIPMENT!
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SIR, WE'RE WORKING HERE UNDER
VERY PRIMITIVE CONDITIONS.
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WHY, WE AIN'T EVEN
GOT A RADIO THAT --
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BARNEY, JUST A SECOND.
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WHAT ABOUT
OUR RATE OF CRIME?
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IT'S THE LOWEST
IN THE WHOLE
DAD-BLAMED COUNTRY.
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THAT'S RIGHT -- THE F.B.I.'s
LATEST SURVEY SHOWS MAYBERRY
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TO BE THE MOST CRIME-FREE
COMMUNITY IN THE UNITED STATES.
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ON BEHALF OF MR. HOOVER
AND THE ENTIRE BUREAU
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED
AND FROM MR. HOOVER.
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OLD J. EDGAR HIMSELF.
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WE BETTER COME OVER HERE
AND TALK ABOUT THIS.
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THAT'S QUITE AN HONOR,
YOU KNOW THAT, BARNEY?
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THE CHIEF HAS
SENT ME DOWN HERE
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TO OBSERVE FIRSTHAND
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JUST HOW YOU ACHIEVED
THIS WONDERFUL RECORD.
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WELL, FIRST OFF,
I THINK THE CREDIT
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OUGHT TO GO WHERE
IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS.
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NOW, ANDY,
YOU HAD JUST AS MUCH
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TO DO WITH IT AS I DID.
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WELL, I APPRECIATE
THAT, BARNEY
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BUT WHAT I HAD IN MIND
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WAS THE FOLKS
THAT LIVE HERE.
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I THINK BARNEY AND ME
IS JUST LUCKY
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TO BE PEACE OFFICERS
IN A COMMUNITY
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OF LAW-ABIDIN',
GOD-FEARIN' CITIZENS.
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WHY, ABOUT THE MOST WE
HAVE TO DO...
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ANDY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
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FOR YOUR BARBERSHOP
APPOINTMENT.
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I AIN'T GOT NO
BARBERSHOP APPOINTMENT.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, ANDY.
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YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD
FOR THE PRESS PHOTOGRAPHERS.
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I'M AFRAID A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF PUBLICITY
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IS INEVITABLE,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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WELL, MR. JENKINS, I WOULDN'T
MAKE TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS.
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OUR SHERIFF'S
A VERY MODEST MAN.
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THAT'S ONE
OF YOUR TROUBLES, ANDY.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO MODEST.
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YOU SHOULDN'T
BE THAT WAY AT ALL.
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TAKE A LITTLE CREDIT
FOR THE THINGS YOU DO.
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YEAH, I GUESS
THAT'S THE WORD
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THAT DESCRIBES
US BEST -- MODEST.
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AS YOU CAN SEE
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WE DON'T GO IN FOR FANCY
TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT HERE.
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WE'RE JUST PLAIN, SIMPLE MEN
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FIGHTING ORGANIZED CRIME
WITH RAW COURAGE.
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STRONG, DETERMINED,
RUGGED, FEARLESS...
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AND MODEST.
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I THINK THAT'S THE WORD
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THAT DESCRIBES US BEST, YES.
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WELL, SO JUST ABOUT THEN,
THERE COME
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A JERK ON MY LINE THAT
LIKE TO SNATCHED ME
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RIGHT OVER THE SIDE
OF THAT BOAT.
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I SAYS, "HOLD ON, BARNEY,
WE HAVE DONE HOOKED US A WHALE."
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I'LL BET
HE WAS A CATFISH.
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NO, SIR.
HE WAS A CARP.
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BIGGEST THING I EVER
DID LAY EYES ON.
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AND DON'T YOU THINK I DIDN'T
HAVE A FIGHT ON MY HANDS.
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A CARP?
OH, THEY ARE FIGHTERS.
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FIGHTING FISH.
OH, I'LL SAY.
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YEP, HE'S STILL IN THERE.
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AND YOU'LL BE
THE FIRST TO INTERVIEW HIM.
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OH, I'M SO THRILLED
I'M GETTING A SCOOP.
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AND MEETING A REAL HERO.
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THE LOWEST CRIME RATE
IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES
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AND HE RESPONSIBLE.
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I'M TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH, FLOYD.
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THAT THERE WAS
THE FIGHTIN'EST CRITTER
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I EVER DID TANGLE WITH.
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HE WASN'T ABOUT
TO BE CAUGHT.
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THEY'RE STRONG,
THOSE CARPS... AND MEAN!
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"WELL," I SAYS
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"MR. CARP, YOU
HAVE MET YOUR MATCH."
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AND THEN... OH, HOW DO?
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WELL,
MAYOR PIKE.
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MISS WILLIAMSON
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THIS IS SHERIFF
ANDY TAYLOR
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AND OUR BARBER,
FLOYD LAWSON.
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HOW DO?
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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MISS WILLIAMSON WRITES
FOR THE NEWSPAPER
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OVER AT THE
STATE CAPITAL.
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PERHAPS YOU'VE
READ MY COLUMN
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"MEANDERING
WITH MARGARET"?
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A SECOND.
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO CHECK UP ON.
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WELL, PLEASE DO GO ON
WITH THAT THRILLING EXPLOIT
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YOU WERE TELLING
MR. LAWSON.
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OH, WELL, UH, UH...
WHERE WAS I?
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WELL, YOU WERE
JUST SAYING
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"MR. CARP,
YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH."
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OH, YES.
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WELL, OLD CARP--
HE DIDN'T THINK SO.
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NO?
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NO. THE CLOSER
I COME TO
PULLING HIM IN
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THE SCRAPPIER
HE GOT.
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FINALLY, I JUST
REACHED DOWN
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AND PICKED UP A AX
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AND, WHAM, RIGHT
BETWEEN THE EYES.
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YOU STRUCK HIM WITH AN AX?
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THE BLUNT SIDE
TO STUN HIM.
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OH, THEY'RE TOUGH,
THOSE CARPS!
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OH, I TELL YOU!
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WHAT DID YOU DO THEN?
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I STRUNG HIM UP AND HAD MY
PICTURE TOOK WITH HIM.
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YOU STRUNG HIM UP
RIGHT THEN AND THERE?
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WELL, YES, MA'AM.
THERE WAS A BIG OAK TREE
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WITH A GOOD STOUT LIMB --
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OH, I RECKON SEVEN,
EIGHT FEET OFF THE GROUND.
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I THROWED A ROPE
ACROSS IT
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AND PULLED HIM UP.
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AND BARNEY --
THAT'S MY DEPUTY --
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HE TOOK MY PICTURE
STANDING BESIDE OF HIM
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GRINNING
FROM EAR TO EAR.
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IT TOOK ME ABOUT
ALL MY STRENGTH I HAD
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TO PULL THAT CARP UP
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WHERE HE CLEARED
THE GROUND.
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THEY'RE BIG,
THOSE CARPS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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WELL, I GOT
A PICTURE HERE...
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OH, NO, NO. PLEASE.
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YOU KILLED HIM?
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WELL, YES, MA'AM.
ROUND THESE PARTS
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WE FIGURE WE'RE
DOING FOLKS A FAVOR
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WHEN WE KILL A CARP.
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THEY'RE A AWFUL NUISANCE.
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PUSHY. THEY'RE AWFUL PUSHY.
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OH, NOBODY LIKES A CARP.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEY MAY BE
AN UNDESIRABLE ELEMENT
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BUT GOOD HEAVENS.
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YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
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KILLING THEM.
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HOW YOU GETTING ALONG,
MISS WILLIAMSON?
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MAYOR PIKE,
DO YOU KNOW
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THAT MAN KILLED A CARP
IN COLD BLOOD?
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OH, I EXPECT ANDY'S
KILLED MANY A CARP.
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I HOPE HE GETS RID
OF A LOT MORE OF THEM.
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WE JUST DON'T
LIKE THEM AROUND HERE.
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WELL! I'M GOING HOME
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WHERE THIS SORT OF THING
COULD NEVER HAPPEN.
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YOU MEAN YOU
WOULDN'T KILL A CARP
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WHERE YOU COME FROM?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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ANY MORE THAN
WE'D KILL A PIKE.
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OOH!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
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HUH! WELL, THAT'S
CITY FOLKS FOR YOU.
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IF THEY WAS TO STUDY,
THEY COULDN'T PICK
230
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TWO ORNERIER FISH
TO PROTECT.
231
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WELL, WE GOT MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.
232
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NOW, MR. JENKINS THINKS
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WE OUGHT TO HOLD THAT
CELEBRATION TOMORROW NIGHT.
234
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WHAT CELEBRATION?
235
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,076
WHEN WE GIVE YOU
AND BARNEY THE MEDALS!
236
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MEDALS? NOW WAIT
A MINUTE, MAYOR.
237
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,079
YOU'RE BLOWING
THIS THING
238
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,547
WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.
239
00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,549
YOU'RE GETTING FOLKS
ALL STIRRED UP
240
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,685
OVER SOMETHING THAT
AIN'T THAT IMPORTANT.
241
00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,953
WELL, I'D CALL IT IMPORTANT--
WOULDN'T YOU, FLOYD?
242
00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,822
WELL, I SURE WOULD --
I'M STIRRED UP
243
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,091
AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT IT IS.
244
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,325
PAW, I JUST HEARD.
245
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,326
HEARD WHAT?
246
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,061
GEE, PAW, YOU'RE A REAL HERO.
247
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,130
EVERY KID IN SCHOOL
SAYS TO THANK YOU.
248
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,665
THANK ME
249
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,567
THE PRINCIPAL
DECLARED A HOLIDAY
250
00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,968
'CAUSE YOU AND BARNEY
ARE BEING HONORED.
251
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,203
YOU GETTIN' A MEDAL, PAW?
252
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,105
NO, SON, I'M NOT.
253
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,673
YES, YOU ARE, ANDY.
254
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,209
I'VE ALREADY TOLD RAY WATSON
TO GET STARTED WITH THEM.
255
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,844
WELL, YOU JUST TELL HIM
TO GET UNSTARTED.
256
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,846
THERE AIN'T NOBODY GONNA
PIN A MEDAL ON ME
257
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,114
FOR SOMETHING
I DIDN'T DO.
258
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,349
BUT YOU DID DO IT.
259
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,851
DID WHAT?
260
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,119
WHAT DID HE DO?
261
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,622
NOW, MAYOR, I'M GONNA
TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME.
262
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323
BARNEY AND ME
IS JUST LUCKY.
263
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,091
AND WE DON'T WANT
ANY FUSSIN'.
264
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,661
NOW, I KNOW I SPEAK
FOR BARNEY WHEN I SAY
265
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,295
WE DON'T
WANT ANY MEDALS.
266
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,633
AIN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING
BIGGER THAN THESE?
267
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,802
WELL, I CAN MAKE UP
ANYTHING YOU WANT, BARNEY.
268
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,939
THESE ARE JUST SAMPLES
OF OTHER MEDALS.
269
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,775
SAY, WHY DON'T
I SKETCH OUT AN IDEA
270
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,310
AND SEE HOW YOU
AND ANDY LIKE IT?
271
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,912
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, RAY.
272
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,048
REMEMBER, NOW, NOTHING GAUDY.
273
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,283
JUST PLAIN, SIMPLE SOLID GOLD.
274
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,852
NO DIAMONDS.
275
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,854
NOT FOR ME.
276
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,256
COURSE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO WORK
SOMETHING OUT IN RUBIES
277
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,791
THAT'S MY BIRTHSTONE.
278
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,259
OKAY, BARNEY.
279
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,861
I'LL SEE YOU, RAY.
280
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,395
SAY HELLO
TO YOUR MOTHER.
281
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,997
THANK YOU. I WILL.
282
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,398
OH, WHERE WAS I?
283
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,868
YOU WERE JUST
ABOUT TO SUM UP.
284
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,135
OH, YEAH. UH-HUH.
285
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,404
WELL, I GUESS,
TO SUM IT UP
286
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,406
YOU COULD SAY
THERE'S THREE REASONS
287
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,142
WHY THERE'S SO LITTLE
CRIME IN MAYBERRY.
288
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,144
THERE'S ANDY...
289
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,146
AND THERE'S ME...
290
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,148
AND BABY MAKES THREE.
291
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,417
SAY, THAT'S KIND
OF A GOOD PHRASE
292
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,887
IF YOU'D LIKE
TO WRITE THAT DOWN.
293
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,354
I'LL REMEMBER IT.
294
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,024
SHERIFF TAYLOR?
295
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,425
UH, UH... NO.
296
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,427
DEPUTY SHERIFF FIFE.
297
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,030
"BARNEY" TO YOU
GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS.
298
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,965
JOE LAYTON,
INTERCONTINENTAL NEWS.
299
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,034
HOW SOON WILL
SHERIFF TAYLOR BE BACK?
300
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,435
OH, ANY MINUTE NOW.
301
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,039
MEANTIME, IS THAT
A PRETTY GOOD CAMERA?
302
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,440
YEAH. WHY?
303
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,910
WELL, IT'S JUST
THAT MY FAST DRAW
304
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,045
HAS NEVER BEEN
SUCCESSFULLY PHOTOGRAPHED.
305
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,781
ALL THEY BEEN ABLE
TO GET SO FAR
306
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,783
IS A SORT OF A BLUR.
307
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,051
DEPUTY?
308
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,319
OH, I'M SORRY.
309
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,055
THIS IS MR. JENKINS
OF THE F.B.I.
310
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,457
MR. JOE LAYTON,
INTERCONTINENTAL NEWS SERVICE.
311
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,059
MR. LAYTON.
312
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,128
WHY DON'T YOU RUN OVER
TO THE BARBERSHOP
313
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,096
AND SEE WHAT'S
KEEPING SHERIFF TAYLOR?
314
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,464
I'LL LOOK
AFTER THINGS HERE.
315
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,833
OH, OKAY.
316
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,468
I GUESS I CAN TRUST
THE F.B.I.
317
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,904
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
318
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,344
I THOUGHT THAT CLOWN
WOULD TALK MY ARM OFF.
319
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,946
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
320
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,081
CASING THE ROADS
IN AND OUT OF TOWN.
321
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,083
THEY GO FOR
THE F.B.I. BIT?
322
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,352
DIDN'T EVEN ASK
TO SEE MY IDENTIFICATION.
323
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,954
UH-HUH. WHAT'S
THE SCHEDULE?
324
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,989
BIG HERO CELEBRATION
TOMORROW NIGHT.
325
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,859
EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE
HONORING THEIR TWO LAWMEN.
326
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,361
WE CAN WALK AWAY
WITH EVERY DIME IN THIS TOWN.
327
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,963
THEY REALLY
BOUGHT IT, HUH?
328
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,965
WELL, THEY THINK
THEY'VE STRUCK OIL.
329
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,833
THIS IS JUST TOO EASY.
330
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,177
ANDY! ANDY, THEY'VE DONE IT!
THEY'VE DONE IT!
331
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,880
DONE WHAT?
THEY'VE MADE A LEGEND
OUT OF US IN OUR OWN TIME!
332
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,882
THEY'VE WRITTEN
A FOLK SONG ABOUT US!
333
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,250
"THE BALLAD OF
ANDY AND BARNEY,
334
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,219
OR THE GANGSTERS' MISTAKE."
335
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,488
IF THAT AIN'T THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING I --
336
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,990
OH, NO, NO, WAIT
A MINUTE NOW,
337
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,758
IT'S NOT TOO BAD --
TRY IT FROM THE TOP.
338
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393
THE TUNE IS LIKE
"FRANKIE AND JOHNNY."
339
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,361
WHAT FOOLISHNESS
WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
340
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097
GO 'HEAD.
341
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,066
* ANDY AND BARNEY
WERE LAWMEN *
342
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,103
* BRAVEST YOU EVER
DID SEE *
343
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,305
* WARNED EVERY CROOK
IN THE RECORD BOOK *
344
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,008
* TO STAY OUT OF
MAYBERRY *
345
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,442
* THEY WERE
THE LAW *
346
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,844
* YES, THEY WERE
THE LAW *
347
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,512
* AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW FEAR
348
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,880
THROW THAT THING
IN THE TRASH.
349
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,281
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
ANDY, IT GETS BETTER
350
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,883
IN THE SECOND VERSE --
LISTEN TO THIS --
351
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,385
* PRETTY BOY FLOYD
COME A-RIDING *
352
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,223
* DILLINGER, TOO,
BIG AS LIFE *
353
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,392
* THEY WEREN'T ALONE --
THERE WAS AL CAPONE *
354
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,029
* AND IN BACK OF
MACK THE KNIFE *
355
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,097
* THEY RODE --
356
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,900
BARNEY, BARNEY,
BARNEY, BARNEY, HOLD IT!
357
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,068
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
358
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,937
WHO EVER WROTE THAT
DID IT FOR A JOKE!
359
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,806
I DID NOT!
360
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,241
YOU WROTE IT?
361
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,043
WELL, ANDY, THE WAY
I FIGURE,
362
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,211
WHY TAKE A CHANCE ON
BECOMING A LEGEND?
363
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,546
THIS WAY WE'RE SURE!
364
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,150
BARNEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
EVEN LIKE FOLK SONGS.
365
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,052
OH, ANDY, LIKE YOU
SAID YOURSELF,
366
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,987
IF SOMEBODY DOES
SOMETHING BRAVE,
367
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,155
WHY NOT SING ABOUT IT?
368
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,057
WE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING!
369
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,324
OH, NO?
370
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,127
WE'RE ONLY BEING HONORED
BY THE FBI IS ALL.
371
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,363
BARNEY, THAT'S FOR
THE TOWN!
372
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,299
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW TO WEAR
373
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,068
THE MANTLE OF POPULARITY,
DO YOU?
374
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,602
BARNEY.
375
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,137
RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS,
THAT'S IT,
376
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,006
TRY TO KEEP TOGETHER THERE,
THAT'S IT, FINE --
377
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,575
YES, NO STRAGGLERS, NOW --
JUST COME AROUND HERE.
378
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,177
THAT'S IT.
379
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,979
FLOYD, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
380
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,214
FOLKS, ARE YOU EVER IN LUCK.
381
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,951
BOTH OF OUR FAMOUS
PEACE OFFICERS ARE ON DUTY.
382
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,621
NOW, THIS BIG FELLA HERE
IS SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
383
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,525
HE'S BETTER KNOWN
AS "DEADEYE" ANDY.
384
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,528
HE IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST
LAWMAN SINCE WYATT EARP
385
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,198
AND THAT LITTLE WIRY FELLA
WEARING THAT BIG...
386
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,534
THAT IS DEPUTY
BARNEY FIFE.
387
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,204
FLOYD, COULD I SEE YOU
OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE?
388
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,107
UH-OH. WHEN SHERIFF TAYLOR
ASKS YOU TO STEP OUTSIDE
389
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,408
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?
390
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,376
THAT USUALLY A GUN DUEL
ON MAIN STREET.
391
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,412
HOWEVER, HE DOESN'T
SHOOT HIS FRIENDS--
392
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,582
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE UNARMED.
393
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,286
SO, I... I GUESS MAYBE
I'LL BE, UH... COMING BACK.
394
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,388
EXCUSE US.
395
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,224
EXCUSE US.
396
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,997
WELL, FRIENDS,
AS MR. LAWSON TOLD YOU
397
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,299
I'M DEPUTY SHERIFF
BARNEY FIFE --
398
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,468
ALTHOUGH I DO
HAVE A NICKNAME
399
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,005
I'VE BEEN STUCK WITH
AND CAN'T SEEM TO LOSE.
400
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,540
IT'S "FAST GUN" FIFE.
401
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,310
I NOTICED SOME OF YOU
WERE STARING AT THIS GUN.
402
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,579
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT THEM
OFF THE NEW ORLEANS BUS?
403
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,713
IT MADE A REST STOP.
404
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,583
ALL I DID WAS ASK IF THEY WANTED
TO SEE A FAMOUS LANDMARK
405
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,652
AND A COUPLE
OF LEGENDARY CHARACTERS.
406
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,188
FLOYD, YOU DRUG THOSE FOLKS
IN THERE FOR NOTHING.
407
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,323
I DID NOT. I CHARGED THEM
408
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,925
TWO BITS APIECE.
409
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,460
NOW, THAT'S
DOWNRIGHT DISHONEST.
410
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,062
WELL, THEY'RE GETTING
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH.
411
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,565
FLOYD, YOU ALL ARE LETTING
THIS THING GET WAY OUT OF HAND.
412
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,201
BESIDES, ANDY, THIS HAS ALL
BEEN OFFICIALLY APPROVED
413
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,205
BY THE GREATER MAYBERRY
HISTORICAL SOCIETY
AND TOURIST BUREAU.
414
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,507
THEY'RE HAVING A MEETING RIGHT
NOW IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
415
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,142
AND YOUR AUNT BEE
IS THE CHAIRWOMAN.
416
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:13,480
THE GREATER MAYBERRY HISTORICAL
SOCIETY AND TOURIST BUREAU?
417
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:17,617
LIMITED.
IT WILL BE WHEN
I GET THROUGH WITH THEM.
418
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,152
All: AYE.
419
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,354
THEN THE MOTION HAS BEEN
MADE AND CARRIED.
420
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,223
OUR SOUVENIR BOOKLETS
WILL FEATURE
421
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,025
THE LIFE STORY
OF ANDY AND BARNEY
422
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,426
COMPLETE WITH PICTURES.
423
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,161
GOOD, THAT WILL BRING
IN REVENUE.
424
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,429
AND I TOOK THE LIBERTY
425
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,431
OF BRINGING ALONG
THE FAMILY ALBUM.
426
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,166
THERE'S SOME
DARLING PICTURES
427
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,434
OF ANDY GROWING UP.
428
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,570
OH, LET'S SEE.
429
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,507
WELL, NATURALLY,
WE WON'T USE THAT ONE.
430
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311
CAREFUL. DON'T TEAR IT.
431
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,580
I'LL NEVER GET HIM
TO POSE LIKE THAT AGAIN.
432
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,649
LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE
YOU GOT THERE.
433
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,418
OH, NOW THERE'S
A GOOD ONE.
434
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,653
OH, THAT'S A DANDY.
435
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,188
SO LIFELIKE.
436
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,589
IT'S WONDERFUL.
437
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,191
OH, ANDY,
YOU'RE HERE.
438
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,593
YES, MA'AM. NOW,
JUST WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
439
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,662
OH, NOW, ANDY, YOU JUST GET
BACK TO WIPING OUT CRIME
440
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,264
AND MAKING
MAYBERRY FAMOUS
441
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,598
AND LEAVE
THE REST TO US.
442
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,334
WE'LL GET A LOT
OF BUSINESS
443
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,668
FROM THE TOURISTS.
444
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,669
WELL, RIGHT NOW,
445
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,039
THE TOURISTS ARE GETTING
THE BUSINESS FROM US.
446
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,274
THERE'S A WHOLE COVEY
OF THEM DOWNSTAIRS
447
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,409
PAID TWO BITS A HEAD
TO SEE OUR JAIL.
448
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,211
ONLY THERE AIN'T
NOTHING TO SEE
449
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,479
BUT SOME EMPTY CELLS.
450
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,148
NOW, THIS IS
DOWNRIGHT SILLY.
451
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,250
WHAT IN THE WORLD
CAN BARNEY TELL THEM
452
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,484
ABOUT TWO EMPTY CELLS?
453
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,155
NOW, THESE ARE OUR
MAXIMUM SECURITY CELLS.
454
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,057
FOLKS, THIS IS
WHERE WE KEEP
455
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,193
OUR MOST INCORRIGIBLE
PRISONERS.
456
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,563
THESE CELLS ARE
ABSOLUTELY ESCAPE-PROOF.
457
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,798
NOW, I HAVE
SOME COPIES HERE
458
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,500
I PRINTED UP MYSELF
459
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,037
THAT TELL THE STORY
OF HOW WE STRUCK FEAR
460
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:48,641
INTO THE HEARTS OF SOME
OF OUR MOST DANGEROUS GANGSTERS.
461
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,829
UH-UH. DO YOU SEE
HOW WE'VE GOT THE CRIMINALS
462
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132
AROUND HERE INTIMIDATED?
463
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666
THE MINUTE
THEY COMMIT A CRIME
464
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,468
THEY KNOW THAT
CAPTURE IS INEVITABLE.
465
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,604
AND THEY JUST COME IN
AND LOCK THEMSELVES UP.
466
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,739
BACK, YOU SAVAGE
KILLER! BACK!
467
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,474
YOU'RE RIGHT.
468
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,076
I AM A KILLER.
469
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,312
I JUST KILLED
A WHOLE PINT.
470
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,050
THAT'S THE END
OF THE TOUR, FOLKS.
471
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,424
HOW'D IT GO?
472
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:41,228
FABULOUS. THE ONLY THING,
I ALMOST BROKE UP
473
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,829
WHEN I GOT A LOOK
AT THAT BANK VAULT.
474
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,297
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
475
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,832
OLD? I'LL BET
SHERMAN CRACKED IT
476
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,567
ON HIS MARCH TO THE SEA.
477
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,569
YOU MAY NOT HAVE
TO USE A TORCH.
478
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,838
FRED, I'VE HAD BEER CANS
GIVE ME MORE TROUBLE
479
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,706
THAN THAT THING WILL --
FIVE MINUTES...
480
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,708
WELL, SHERIFF TAYLOR,
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
481
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,310
MR. LAYTON,
MR. JENKINS.
482
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,179
EVERYBODY TREATIN'
YOU ALL RIGHT?
483
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,580
YEAH.
YOU BET.
484
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,215
I GUESS
THE TOWN'S ALL READY
485
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,850
FOR THE BIG
CELEBRATION TONIGHT.
486
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,653
SURE DO WISH YOU FELLAS
HADN'T PICKED ON MAYBERRY.
487
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,288
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
488
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,557
AS THE MOST
CRIME-FREE COMMUNITY.
489
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626
OH, YEAH.
YOU DESERVE IT.
WELL...
490
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,727
SAY, HOW ABOUT A PICTURE
OF YOU TWO?
491
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,397
YOU KNOW, THE F.B.I. SHAKING
HANDS WITH THE SHERIFF?
492
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,533
WELL, I'D BE PROUD
IF MR. JENKINS DON'T MIND.
493
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,135
NO, NOT AT ALL.
494
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,670
WOULD YOU STEP
OVER THERE, PLEASE?
495
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,138
IS RIGHT HERE
ALL RIGHT?
496
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,140
YOU SURE IT'S NOT
PUTTIN' YOU OUT?
497
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,408
NOT A BIT.
498
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,809
SHAKE HANDS, PLEASE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
499
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,279
WAIT WHILE I GET
A LITTLE FOCUS HERE.
500
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,680
LET'S HAVE A SMILE.
501
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,148
READY? GO.
502
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,416
THERE WE ARE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
503
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,817
WELL, MUCH OBLIGED.
504
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286
I ENJOYED THAT.
505
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
506
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,522
I GOT LITTLE DUTIES
TO ATTEND TO.
507
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,890
YOU GO
RIGHT AHEAD.
508
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,593
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
509
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,362
HERE'S THE TIMETABLE
FOR TONIGHT.
510
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,798
SOON AS I START
MY SPEECH, YOU
CAN SLIP AWAY.
511
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,566
I'LL SPEAK
FOR 15 MINUTES.
512
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,468
THEN I'LL MAKE MY
PRESENTATION TO THE MAYOR.
513
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,305
AND THEN I'LL GIVE THE MEDALS
TO OUR TWO HEROES...
514
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,309
WELL, THANK YOU,
515
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,212
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF OUR FAIR CITY.
516
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,947
THIS IS INDEED
A MEMORABLE DAY FOR MAYBERRY.
517
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,617
AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY
HEARD BY NOW
518
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,886
WE ARE ACCREDITED WITH HAVING
THE LEAST CRIME ACTIVITY
519
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,889
OF ANY CITY OUR SIZE IN AMERICA.
520
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,395
THANK YOU.
521
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,732
NOW, NATURALLY, WE'RE
JUSTLY PROUD OF THIS RECORD
522
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,701
AND TO SPEAK TO US
FURTHER ON THIS SUBJECT
523
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,272
IS A VERY DISTINGUISHED
GENTLEMAN FROM THE F.B.I.
524
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,806
MR. FRED JENKINS!
525
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,444
MR. JENKINS.
526
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,816
MAYOR PIKE,
DISTINGUISHED GUESTS
527
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,852
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
528
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,722
ORGANIZED CRIME
FEARS THE BRAVE, THE HONEST,
529
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,724
THE INCORRUPTIBLE LAWMAN.
530
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,826
AND THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE HERE
531
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,396
IN YOUR FAIR COMMUNITY
OF MAYBERRY.
532
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,570
YES, MY FRIENDS
533
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,705
YOU HAVE MUCH
TO BE PROUD OF
534
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,974
IN THOSE TWO
SPLENDID EXAMPLES
535
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,976
OF AMERICAN MANHOOD.
536
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,470
AND I SAY TO YOU
THAT NO CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION
537
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,740
NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL,
NO MATTER HOW RUTHLESS
538
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,875
NO MATTER HOW FAR IT MAY REACH
539
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378
CAN STAND UP
AGAINST THE FEARLESS
540
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,348
THE DEVOTED,
THE DEDICATED PEACE OFFICER.
541
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,916
WE DEFY THE MAFIA!
542
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,530
WELL, COME IN,
MR. LAYTON.
543
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,332
COME ON IN.
544
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,600
AND CONGRATULATIONS.
545
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,669
YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO
IN 15 MINUTES
546
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,003
WHAT THIS TOWN'S BEEN TRYING
547
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,673
TO DO FOR
THE PAST 15 YEARS.
548
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,940
WHAT'S THAT?
549
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,709
OPEN THE DOOR TO THIS VAULT.
550
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,043
SEE, THE COMBINATION
WAS LOST
551
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812
AND THE COMPANY
THAT BUILT IT
552
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,080
WENT OUT OF BUSINESS.
553
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,815
AND WE'D JUST ABOUT
GIVE UP HOPE
554
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,417
OF EVER
GETTIN' HER OPEN.
555
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,419
BUT IF... IF...
556
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,421
HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
557
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,690
OH, I COME IN
THE BACK DOOR.
558
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,426
SEE, WE CUT THAT IN
WHEN WE FOUND OUT
559
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,661
WE COULDN'T COME IN
ANY OTHER WAY.
560
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,564
COME ON.
561
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,900
OH, NOW,
CHEER UP, BARNEY.
562
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,702
I WAS JUST LUCKY,
IS ALL.
563
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,737
IF YOU'D HAVE
BEEN IN MY SHOES
564
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,706
YOU'D HAVE
SEEN THROUGH 'EM
565
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,441
JUST THE SAME AS I DID.
566
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,842
YOU THINK SO?
567
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,844
WELL, SURE! YOU KNOW
AS WELL AS I DO
568
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,979
THAT SPECIAL AGENTS
FOR THE F.B.I.
569
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,582
DON'T ALLOW THEIR
PICTURES TO BE TOOK.
570
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,685
WELL, YEAH. SURE.
571
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,587
RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS.
572
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,055
HEY, SHAPE UP, BARNEY.
573
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,757
HERE COMES
ANOTHER TOUR.
574
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,126
STEP RIGHT IN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
575
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,828
I'M DEPUTY SHERIFF FIFE
576
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,131
AND THIS IS
SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
577
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,033
NOW, THESE OVER HERE
578
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,135
ARE OUR MAXIMUM SECURITY CELLS.
579
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,638
IN THESE CELLS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
580
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,173
WE KEEP OUR MOST
INCORRIGIBLE PRISONERS.
581
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,643
THEY WERE CAPTURED
ONLY LAST NIGHT
582
00:22:56,676 --> 00:23:00,580
AFTER ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT
PIECES OF DETECTIVE WORK
583
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,682
IN THE HISTORY
OF CRIME DETECTION.
584
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,666
* IN A JAILHOUSE,
DOWN IN DIXIE *
585
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,635
* FIGHTIN' CRIME
AND RISKIN' LIFE *
586
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,472
* DWELLED A SHERIFF
AND HIS BUDDY *
587
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,441
* PISTOL-PACKING
BARNEY FIFE *
588
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,478
* OH, MY DARIN',
OH, MY DARIN' *
589
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,213
* OH, MY DARIN' BARNEY FIFE
590
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,116
* HE'S A DEADLY
CRIMESTOPPER *
591
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,086
* WHAT A COPPER,
BARNEY FIFE *
592
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,490
* THEN ONE DAY
THERE COME A RIDING *
593
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,125
* TWO BAD MEN
TO ROB A BANK *
594
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:49,696
* BUT FIFE WAS TRICKY,
A DEAD-EYE DICKY *
595
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:52,532
* NOW THEY'RE LOCKED-UP
IN THE TANK *
596
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,635
* OH, MY BARNEY,
OH, MY BARNEY *
597
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,638
* HAD A JAIL
AND COULDN'T LOCK IT *
598
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,608
* HAD ONE BULLET
FOR HIS PISTOL *
599
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,677
* HAD TO KEEP IT
IN HIS POCKET **
42753
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