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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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GENTLEMEN,
GENTLEMEN!
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GENTLEMEN.
ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
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MAYOR, ALL
I'M SAYIN' IS
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AIN'T THERE SOME
WAY TO STALL THIS?
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I JUST DON'T
EXACTLY ENJOY
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SERVIN' EVICTION
NOTICES, YOU KNOW.
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ANDY, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
THING TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
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NOW, FRANK MYERS IS
DELINQUENT IN HIS TAXES.
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THE MORTGAGE IS
TOO MUCH FOR HIM.
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HE'S GOT TO GO.
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HARLAN, HARLAN,
COULDN'T THE BANK
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HELP THE OLD FELLA
OUT WITH A LOAN?
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ANDY, I GOT A RESPONSIBILITY
TO MY DEPOSITORS.
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HE'S ALREADY BORROWED TO
THE HILT ON THAT PLACE.
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HE'D BE BETTER OFF
TO JUST GET OUT FROM UNDER.
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WHICH BRINGS US RIGHT BACK
TO WHERE WE STARTED.
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RIGHT, WELL,
THE TAX PAYMENT
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IS DUE TUESDAY,
AND MYERS CAN'T PAY IT.
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LIKE HE AIN'T BEEN ABLE TO
PAY THE LAST EIGHT QUARTERS.
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COUNCIL CAN'T
CARRY HIM ANY LONGER.
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OH, HE'S GONNA
HAVE TO BE EVICTED.
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NOW WHY FIGHT IT, ANDY?
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YOU'RE JUST WASTING
YOUR SYMPATHIES.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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FRANK'S A NICE OLD FELLA
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AND HE'S HAD
A TOUGH STRING O' LUCK.
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HE'S HAD A TOUGH STRING
FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.
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Harlan: I SAY WE GOTTA STOP
MOLLYCODDLIN' THIS MAN.
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IT'S TIME WE GOT
FRANK OUTTA THERE
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AND TORE DOWN
THAT PLACE.
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IT'S AN EYESORE.
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IT'S THE FIRST
PLACE PEOPLE SEE
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WHEN YOU DRIVE IN
FROM THE NORTH.
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THE MINUTE THEY
SEE THAT HOUSE
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO
HIGHTAIL THROUGH MAYBERRY
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AS FAST AS THEY CAN.
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THE MAYOR'S RIGHT.
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THAT PLACE
IS MAYBERRY'S SHAME.
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FRANK HAS GOT TO GO.
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NOW, GO AND SERVE
THAT NOTICE
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AND LET'S BE
DONE WITH IT.
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WELL...
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL TELL YA SOMETHIN', THOUGH--
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THIS IS ONE PART OF SHERIFFIN'
I CAN DO WITHOUT.
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WHO IS IT?
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IT'S ME, FRANK--
ANDY TAYLOR.
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WELL, HOWDY, ANDY.
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HOW ARE YOU, FRANK?
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NICE TO SEE YOU.
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COME ON IN.
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YOU DON'T COME AROUND
TO SEE ME OFTEN ENOUGH.
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WELL, I BEEN BUSY, FRANK.
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WELL, SIT DOWN, ANDY.
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SIT DOWN.
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I BELIEVE I'LL STAND.
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OH, GET OFF
OF THERE, HAZEL.
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HAZEL, GET OFF
OF THE COUCH.
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GO ON. NOW GO ON.
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YOU GET YOUR OWN CHAIR.
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WELL, WHAT'S UP, ANDY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP, FRANK.
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I Y...
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OH, YES.
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OH, I FORGOT THAT.
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THE EVICTION NOTICE, HUH?
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YOU FORGOT.
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FRANK, AIN'T
THERE SOMETHIN'
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YOU COULD
RAISE MONEY ON?
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OH, WELL, BUSINESS HAS BEEN
SO BAD LATELY, ANDY.
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DID YOU EVER THINK O'
CHANGIN' YOUR BUSINESS?
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WELL, WELL, NOW,
WHY WOULD I WANNA DO THAT?
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W-WELL, MAKIN' BERRIES
FOR WOMEN'S HATS
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JUST AIN'T
A HOT INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW.
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NO, BUT, ANDY
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WITH... WITH WOMEN'S STYLES
CHANGIN' EVERY YEAR
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OOH, YOU NEVER KNOW.
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IF BERRIES WAS
TO COME BACK IN AGAIN
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I'D BE SITTIN' PRETTY.
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THAT'S...
YOU KNOW WHY?
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MM-MM.
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I GOT A BACKLOG.
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COME HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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LOOK.
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THIS IS ONLY ONE
OF 50 BOXES, ANDY.
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SEE? I GOT ALL KINDS
OF BERRIES
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ANY KIND I WANT.
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I GOT, UH, I GOT LOGANBERRY,
AN-AND STRAWBERRY
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AND... AND BLACKBERRY
I KNOW SOME...
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AND BLUEBERRY,
AND HUCKLEBERRY SOMEWHERE.
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YEAH, WELL...
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I-I CAN SEE WHERE
YOU'LL BE SET, ALL RIGHT
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BUT TILL THAT
TIME, FRANK
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I'M AFRAID YOU
CAN'T STAY HERE.
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WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
GET ON BACK TO THE OFFICE.
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I, UH... I SURE HATE
TO DO THIS, FRANK,
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KNOWIN' YOU
ALL THESE YEARS
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AND HAVING TO BE THE ONE
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TO PUT YOU OUT
OF YOUR HOUSE.
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UH, THERE, THERE, ANDY.
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YOU'RE JUST
DOIN' YOUR JOB.
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I'LL GET OUT TOMORROW.
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YOU SEE, IT'S MY PROBLEM
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AND I JUST GOTTA
WORK IT OUT MYSELF.
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AND, UH, ANDY...
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I'M SURE GLAD IT WAS YOU
THAT SERVED NOTICE.
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KIND OF MADE IT EASIER.
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OH, I CAN IMAGINE
HOW YOU FELT, ANDY.
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I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING MORE UNPLEASANT
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THAN HAVING
TO EVICT ANYBODY
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ESPECIALLY POOR FRANK MYERS.
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YEAH.
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PA, WHAT'S EVICTING?
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HMM?
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WHAT'S EVICTING?
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OH, THAT MEANS TURNIN'
SOMEBODY OUTTA THEIR HOUSE.
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I TRIED TO GET THE
COUNCIL TO STALL, BUT...
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WHY?
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HMM? OH...
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WELL, FOR NOT PAYIN'
THEIR TAXES.
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THE LAW SAYS IF YOU
DON'T PAY YOUR TAXES
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WELL, YOU GOT TO GO.
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THAT MAYOR
AND THAT COUNCIL
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THEY SURE ARE SET
IN THEIR WAYS.
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WHERE?
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OH, YOU... WHERE?
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SURE. IF YOU MOVE
OUTTA YOUR HOUSE
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WHERE DO YOU MOVE TO?
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OH, YOU MOVE TO ANOTHER HOUSE.
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THAT MAYOR, HE GETS
SOMETHIN' UNDER HIS BONNET
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AND YOU CAN'T
BUDGE HIM.
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OH, THEN MR. MYERS HAS
ANOTHER HOUSE TO MOVE TO?
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NO. NOT EXACTLY.
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THEN WHERE'S HE
GONNA MOVE TO?
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WELL, HE'LL MOVE IN
WITH SOMEBODY
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WHO'S GOT ROOM FOR HIM.
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LIKE US?
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WELL, NO, NOT US.
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WHY NOT?
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WE GOT AN EXTRA ROOM.
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WELL, NOW, OPIE,
THAT EXTRA ROOM
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IS FOR A RELATIVE
WHO MIGHT COME TO VISIT US
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OR A FRIEND.
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MR. MYERS IS A FRIEND.
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HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
REAL NICE TO ME.
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WELL, YOU SEE, OPIE...
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IF YOU'RE THE ONE
TELLIN' HIM TO MOVE
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YOU OUGHT TO BE THE ONE
TO GIVE HIM A PLACE TO MOVE TO.
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WELL, NOW, I'M NOT SURE FRANK
WOULD WANT TO MOVE IN WITH US.
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WHY NOT ASK HIM?
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WELL, YOU SEE,
SON...
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WELL, NOW, OPIE,
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE
TO COME AND LIVE WITH YOU.
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YEAH, UH...
THAT'S RIGHT, OPE.
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UH...
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WELL, PEOPLE CAN'T...
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UM...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, AUNT BEE?
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WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.
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WE CAN AT LEAST
PUT HIM UP
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UNTIL HE CAN FIND
A PERMANENT PLACE TO STAY.
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WELL, SURE. WHY NOT?
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I'LL TELL HIM
FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN'.
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OPIE, YOU KNOW
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SOMETIMES YOU'RE A PRETTY
OUTSTANDIN' YOUNG FELLA?
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WE'VE HAD REAL GOOD LUCK
FISHIN' THAT STUMP OVER THERE.
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I ALWAYS DO MY
FISHIN' SOUTH SIDE.
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HI, PA.
HI, MR. MYERS.
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HI, OPE.
TAKE THE BOX THERE.
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HEY, AUNT BEE.
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FRANK, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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COME ON OVER
AND SIT DOWN.
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WE'VE GOT
EVERYTHING READY.
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IT'S SURE NICE OF YOU
TO TAKE ME IN.
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I'LL GET US
SOME COFFEE.
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HAVE OFF YOUR SWEATER,
FRANK, HERE IN THE HOUSE.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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HERE, PUT THE BOX THERE
AND GET IT OUT YOUR WAY.
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WHAT'S THAT, MR. MYERS?
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WHAT?
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THAT.
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OH, THAT'S MY
STRONGBOX, OPIE.
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WHERE I KEEP
MY VALUABLES.
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YOU MEAN
LIKE A TREASURE CHEST?
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WELL, YEAH, YEAH,
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
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IF YOU GOT SOME
VALUABLES IN THERE
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MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHIN'
YOU COULD SELL
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TO RAISE SOME MONEY ON.
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SELL MY VALUABLES?
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N-NO. I'D HATE
TO DO THAT, ANDY
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UNLESS IT WAS
A REAL BIG EMERGENCY.
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WELL, FRANK, YOU'VE JUST BEEN
THROWN OUTTA YOUR HOUSE.
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I'D CALL THAT AN EMERGENCY.
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WELL...
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YEAH, YOU GOT
A POINT THERE.
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WELL, MAYBE THERE IS
SOMETHIN' I COULD PART WITH.
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YEAH, LET'S, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S IN THERE.
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WELL...
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YEAH. UH-HUH.
WHAT'S
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OH, I WOULDN'T
WANNA GIVE THAT UP.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
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A MEDALLION
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FROM THE ST. LOUIS
WORLD'S FAIR OF 1906.
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THAT'S REAL BRASS,
THAT IS.
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YEAH, WELL, FRANK
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THIS IS ONE O' THEM
IRREPLACEABLE ITEMS
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THAT YOU REALLY
OUGHT NOT TO GIVE UP.
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YOU'RE RIGHT 100%.
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WHAT'S THIS SPOON
WITH THE FUNNY HANDLE?
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OH, THAT?
OH...
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THAT MIGHT
BRING SOMETHIN'.
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LOOK AT THE
CARVIN' ON IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
IT IS, ANDY?
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NO.
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THAT IS THE SKYLINE
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OF MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN.
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MY GRANDMA
LEFT IT TO ME.
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YEAH. WELL, WHAT ELSE
YOU GOT IN THERE, FRANK?
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WELL, LET ME SEE.
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OH...
A NAPKIN RING--
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GENUINE WHALEBONE
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AND, UH, OH, LOOK.
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LOOK AT THIS.
BUTTONHOOK.
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USED FOR BOOTS
WITH BUTTONS ON THEM.
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YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER THAT.
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NO.
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OH, THEY HAD 'EM.
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YEAH.
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LET ME SEE WHAT ELSE
I GOT HERE.
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OH...
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RED, WHITE AND BLUE
SLEEVE GUARD.
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I USED TO WEAR IT
ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW, FRANK.
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THESE ARE ALL FINE ITEMS
238
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,792
BUT THEY GOT
SUCH SENTIMENTAL VALUE
239
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,995
THAT, WELL, MAYBE YOU OUGHT
NOT TO TRY TO SELL 'EM.
240
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,429
THEY, UH...
241
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,000
AIN'T WORTH
A DIDDLY BOO?
242
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:39,306
WHAT'S THIS THING WITH ALL
THE FUNNY WRITIN' ON IT?
243
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,275
OH, NOW, THERE IS
A REAL SENTIMENTAL RELIC.
244
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,344
DID I EVER
SHOW YOU THIS, ANDY?
245
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,879
NO.
246
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:49,717
IT'S A BOND ISSUED
BY THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY
247
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,951
BACK IN 1861.
248
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,352
A HUNDRED YEARS OLD.
249
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,855
YEAH, AND MY GREAT-GRANDDADDY
BOUGHT IT.
250
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,857
YEAH, I USED TO HAVE IT
IN A FRAME
251
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,092
BUT THE GLASS BROKE
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
252
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,095
BUT, OH, ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'LL HANG IT UP AGAIN.
253
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,831
WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU CASH IT?
254
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,900
OH, I RECKON THE TIME
FOR CASHIN' IT IN
255
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,969
IS JUST LONG PAST.
256
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,972
WELL, IT JUST SAYS
IT'S, IT'S REDEEMABLE
257
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,709
AT A HUNDRED DOLLARS
PLUS 8 1/2 PERCENT INTEREST
258
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,245
AND I DON'T SEE
ANY DEADLINE DATE.
259
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,414
THEN, UH, MAYBE, MAYBE
I COULD CASH IT IN--
260
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,851
GET ME A WHOLE
HUNDRED DOLLARS?
261
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,920
SURE, PLUS 8h
PERCENT INTEREST.
262
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,321
WAIT A MINUTE--
263
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,926
A HUNDRED DOLLARS
AT 8 1/2 PERCENT INTEREST
264
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,264
COMPOUNDED ANNUALLY
OVER THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS?
265
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,104
SARAH? GET ME,
GET ME HARLAN FERGUS
266
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,406
OVER AT THE BANK, RIGHT AWAY.
267
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,345
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
268
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,981
THIS SPECIAL MEETING
WAS CALLED.
269
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,348
SHERIFF TAYLOR INSISTED...
270
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,084
HOWDY, GENTLEMEN.
HOWDY, MAYOR.
271
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,352
WELL, ANDY... WHAT'S
THIS MAN DOIN' HERE?
272
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,021
OH, FRANK?
273
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,090
OH, HE'S THE SUBJECT
OF THIS MEETIN'.
274
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,457
WE ALREADY PASSED
ON HIS CASE.
275
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,859
THE MATTER'S CLOSED.
276
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,227
YOU DID EVICT
HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
277
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,929
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I DID DO THAT.
278
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,798
THERE'S NOTHIN' MORE
TO TALK ABOUT.
279
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,132
ANDY, WE'RE BUSY MEN.
280
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,201
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO DISCUSS FRANK MYERS.
281
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,403
I THINK WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO FIND TIME
282
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,471
TO DISCUSS FRANK MYERS.
283
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,073
A LOT OF TIME.
284
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,074
WHAT?
285
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,976
MAYOR, YOU SEE THIS
RIGHT HERE?
286
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,144
YEAH.
287
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,447
THAT'S A BOND ISSUED
BY THE CITY OF MAYBERRY
288
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,481
BACK IN 1861.
289
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,950
SO, WHAT ABOUT IT?
290
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,485
WELL, I-IT'S IN THE AMOUNT
OF A HUNDRED DOLLARS.
291
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,388
IT'S OWNED BY FRANK MYERS
AND IT'S DUE AND PAYABLE
292
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,259
UPON PRESENTATION BY THE OWNER,
AND FRANK'S PRESENTIN' IT.
293
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,460
SO WHAT IS IT? IT'S $100.
294
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,295
YOU'RE THE TOWN TREASURER,
HARLAN.
295
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,431
GO ON AND PAY IT.
DON'T BOTHER US ABOUT IT.
296
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,399
I CAN'T.
297
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,968
WHY CAN'T YA?
298
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,137
YOU SEE, THIS IS
A BOND THAT PAYS
299
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,505
EIGHT AND ONE-HALF
PERCENT INTEREST...
300
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,874
YEAH?
301
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,042
COMPOUNDED
ANNUALLY...
302
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,076
YEAH?
303
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,111
FOR OVER 100 YEARS.
304
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,147
WELL, COME ON...
COME TO THE POINT, MAN!
305
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,549
ANDY...
306
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,251
WELL, MAYOR
307
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,318
THE POINT IS
308
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,587
ACCORDIN' TO
THE COMPUTATION MACHINES--
309
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,256
DOWN AT THE BANK
310
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,258
AND THEY'RE GOOD MACHINES--
311
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,561
WE, THAT IS
THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY--
312
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,864
WE OWE FRANK MYERS...
313
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:23,403
$349,119.27.
314
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,342
OVER A QUARTER OF
A MILLION DOLLARS!
315
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,378
I'LL TAKE IT IN CASH.
316
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,889
FRANK, BE REASONABLE.
317
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,957
REASONABLE?
OH, SURE. WHY NOT?
318
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,325
NOW, WHAT'S
MORE REASONABLE
319
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,095
THAN A MAN WITH A BOND
DECIDIN' TO CASH IT?
320
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,296
THAT'S REASONABLE.
321
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,331
FRANK, I'M SURE WE'LL
BE ABLE TO WORK OUT
322
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,133
A NICE, FRIENDLY
SETTLEMENT.
323
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,467
WE CAN?
324
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,169
OF COURSE WE CAN.
325
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,006
AFTER ALL, WE'RE OLD FRIENDS,
FRANK, YOU AND ME, RIGHT?
326
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,208
RIGHT. OH, I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU, MAYOR.
327
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,111
YOU'RE THE OLD FRIEND
WHO THREW ME OUT OF MY HOUSE.
328
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,179
YOU CAN GET BACK
IN IT NOW, FRANK.
329
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,314
AND WE'RE WILLING
330
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,649
TO FORGET ALL ABOUT
THOSE PAST-DUE TAXES.
331
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,319
AND HARLAN HERE WILL FIND
SOME KIND OF AN ADJUSTMENT
332
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,987
FOR THAT MORTGAGE.
333
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,588
WELL, I'D LIKE
TO SETTLE MY TAXES
334
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,490
AND GET THE MORTGAGE
PAID OFF AND ALL.
335
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,092
YOU WOULD?
336
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,294
OH, SURE, SURE,
AND I'LL DO IT
337
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,163
JUST AS SOON AS I CASH MY BOND.
338
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,965
THEN I'LL PAY OFF EVERYTHING.
339
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,067
BUT WHO'S GOING
TO CASH THAT BOND?
340
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,069
NO, NOT ME.
341
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,138
IT'S GOT TO COME
FROM THE TOWN TREASURY
342
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,340
AND WE ONLY GOT
A LITTLE OVER $10,000.
343
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,608
DON'T YOU GO APOLOGIZIN',
HARLAN.
344
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,945
THAT'LL MAKE
A VERY NICE DOWN PAYMENT.
345
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,479
COME, GENTLEMEN.
346
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,349
OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S NOTHING
FURTHER TO DISCUSS.
347
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353
UH...
348
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,392
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
349
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,294
IF YOU HADN'T
TURNED THAT MAN OUT,
350
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,263
THAT BOND MIGHT
NEVER COME TO LIGHT,
351
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,298
AT LEAST NOT DURING
MY TERM OF OFFICE.
352
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,267
YEAH, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT, MAYOR.
353
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,535
BUT I DIDN'T GIVE
THE ORDER FOR EVICTION.
354
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,972
AS I RECALL, THAT ORDER
WAS GIVEN BY YOU.
355
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,207
OH, LET'S NOT HASH
OVER ANCIENT HISTORY!
356
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,976
NEVER MIND
WHO GAVE THE ORDER.
357
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,643
THE POINT IS, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT NOW?
358
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,312
HARLAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
359
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,182
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT NONE OF US
360
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,051
CAN GET ANYWHERE WITH FRANK.
361
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,519
EXCEPT YOU, ANDY.
362
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,354
HE LIKES YOU.
363
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,623
MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE
A DEAL WITH HIM.
364
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,392
WHAT KIND OF DEAL?
365
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,262
SOMETHING REALISTIC.
SOMETHING WITHIN REASON.
366
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,499
OFFER HIM 25 A MONTH
OVER THE YEARS.
367
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,101
YOU'RE GONNA PAY OFF
368
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,069
A QUARTER OF
A MILLION DOLLARS
369
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,570
AT 25 A MONTH?!
370
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,672
IT'S THE ONLY THING
WE CAN DO, ANDY.
371
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,543
ANYTHING TO KEEP HIM
OUT OF OUR HAIR.
372
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,546
WELL, I'LL TRY.
373
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,520
YOU KNOW A FUNNY THING?
374
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,557
JUST A FEW DAYS AGO, WE WAS
READY TO GIVE FRANK THE BOOT.
375
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,426
AND NOW, FOR ALL WE KNOW,
376
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,561
HE MAY BE GIVING THE TOWN
24 HOURS TO GET OUT.
377
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,712
Frank: WHO IS IT?
378
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,215
IT'S ME, FRANK--
ANDY TAYLOR.
379
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,450
OH, COME ON IN.
380
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,018
THE DOOR'S OPEN.
381
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,288
HOWDY, FRANK.
382
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,556
HI, ANDY.
383
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,623
SIT DOWN.
384
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,059
OH, HAZEL
385
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,461
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I GOTTA TELL YOU
386
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,063
TO GET OFF OF PLACES?
387
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,599
GO ON. SHOO. SHOO.
388
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,068
SIT DOWN, ANDY.
389
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,802
I'LL GET YOU
A CUP OF COFFEE.
390
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,171
NO, THANK YOU.
391
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,172
NO?
392
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,208
I WAS JUST LOOKIN' OVER
THIS MAIL-ORDER CATALOG.
393
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,610
OH? THINKIN' OF ORDERIN'
SOME THINGS, ARE YA?
394
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,380
OH, I JUST AIN'T THINKIN', ANDY.
395
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,547
I'M ORDERIN'.
396
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:59,252
I ORDERED AN AIR-CONDITIONER,
A NEW STOVE, A COLOR TV SET
397
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,620
AND... OH...
398
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,224
I ORDERED A STEREO PHONOGRAPH.
399
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,760
PLAYS MUSIC ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
400
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,834
FRANK, YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE
TO PAY FOR ALL THEM THINGS.
401
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,804
OH, BUT I WILL
WHEN I CASH MY BOND.
402
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,340
THAT'S JUST IT.
THE TOWN CAN'T PAY.
403
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,643
HUH?
404
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,446
I WAS DELEGATED
TO TELL YOU.
405
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,784
ANDY...
406
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,188
I CAN'T CASH MY BOND?
407
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,129
FRANK, MAYBERRY
JUST AIN'T GOT THE MONEY.
408
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,264
THE TOWN COULDN'T PAY
IF IT WANTED TO.
409
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:04,251
I JUST WANTED TO BUY THEM THINGS
TO IMPROVE THE PLACE
410
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,554
YOU KNOW, SO THE WHOLE TOWN
WOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF IT.
411
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,556
I KNOW I ALWAYS SAY
412
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:15,828
THAT IT DON'T MATTER
WHAT PEOPLE SAY, BUT...
413
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,831
IT SURE AIN'T FUN BEING
KNOWN AS THE FELLA
414
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,302
WITH THE WORST
HOUSE IN TOWN.
415
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,777
WELL, FRANK...
416
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,912
MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE KNOWN
417
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,715
AS THE FELLA
WITH THE WORST HOUSE IN TOWN.
418
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,785
MAYBE SOMETHING
CAN BE DONE ABOUT THAT.
419
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,579
LOOK AT IT.
420
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,417
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
421
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,452
HIYA, FRANK.
HOW'S SHE LOOK?
422
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,355
HOW DO YOU
LIKE IT, FRANK?
423
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,257
WELL...
424
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,326
"FRANK MYERS."
GOT MY NAME.
425
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,793
YEAH, WATCH IT
OPEN AND CLOSE.
426
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,195
SHERIFF, SURE IS FANCY.
427
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,463
AIN'T IT, THOUGH?
428
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,798
COME OVER HERE AND
SEE THE REST OF IT.
429
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,866
HI.
430
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:27,900
WELL, LOOKIT THERE.
431
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,203
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS, FRANK?
432
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,305
WELL, HOW YA
LIKE HER, FRANK?
433
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,474
DON'T LOOK LIKE
THE SAME PLACE.
434
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,343
OH, IT'S
REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
435
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,411
OH, THAT'S
A NICE JOB, MAYOR.
436
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,880
WELL, I KINDA
THINK SO MYSELF, ANDY.
437
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,582
BUT YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
438
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,284
I PAINTED
THREE WINDOWS
439
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,419
AND HARLAN ONLY
PAINTED TWO OF THEM.
440
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,787
WAIT A MINUTE.
441
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,222
I KNOW WHAT
YOU DID.
442
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,990
WELL, NOW,
THAT'S NOT SURPRISIN'
443
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,393
CONSIDERIN' YOU'VE
ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN
444
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,694
AS THE KIND OF A MAN
445
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,929
THAT SPREADS IT ON A LOT MORE
THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
446
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,299
THANKS, ANDY.
I APPRECIATE WHAT --
447
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,568
YOU INSINUATIN'
SOMETHING?
448
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,270
OH, NO, NO, NO.
449
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,372
IT'S JUST THAT
YOU'VE WORKED REAL HARD
450
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,006
AND I'M SURE
FRANK APPRECIATES IT.
451
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,408
YOU BET, ANDY.
452
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,676
I SURE DO
APPRECIATE IT.
453
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,378
AND THANK YOU,
MR. MAYOR.
454
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,512
WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
455
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,747
WELL, LET'S GET THESE
BRUSHES CLEANED UP.
456
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,816
LET'S FINISH UP AND
CLEAN UP HERE NOW.
457
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,751
DON'T FORGET,
I GOT A TOWN TO RUN.
458
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,886
MR. MAYOR...
459
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,454
YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
460
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,256
IF YOU'VE
ANY LEFTOVER PAINT
461
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,325
MAYBE I COULD BORROW
YOUR BRUSH
462
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,726
TO TOUCH UP THE FRAME
463
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,895
OF MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY'S
PORTRAIT.
464
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,764
IT SHOWS HIM SHAKING HANDS
WITH GENERAL LEE.
465
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,600
YEAH, BUT BE SURE
AND CLEAN IT.
466
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,834
OH, SURE.
467
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,703
HEY, JUST A MINUTE.
468
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,406
DID YOU SAY
YOUR ANCESTOR POSED
469
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,741
WITH GENERAL
ROBERT E. LEE?
470
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,009
WELL, CERTAINLY.
471
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,812
WHO ELSE WOULD A
SOUTHERNER POSE WITH?
472
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,281
AND IT WAS THE SAME
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER
473
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,450
WHO BOUGHT THIS BOND
BACK IN THOSE DAYS?
474
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,984
HE'S THE ONE.
475
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,653
WELL, IN THAT CASE, GENTLEMEN
476
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,456
THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY
DOESN'T OWE THIS MAN A PENNY.
477
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,658
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
478
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,059
WELL, DON'T YOU SEE?
479
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,062
OH, WE WAS SO BLIND
NOT TO REALIZE IT BEFORE.
480
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,897
AT THE TIME
THIS BOND WAS BOUGHT
481
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,866
MAYBERRY WAS IN THE CONFEDERACY.
482
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,436
WHICH MEANS THAT
THAT BOND WAS BOUGHT
483
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,903
WITH CONFEDERATE MONEY.
484
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,640
IT CAN ONLY BE PAID BACK
IN CONFEDERATE MONEY.
485
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,809
WHICH MEANS
IT'S WORTHLESS.
486
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,448
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
487
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,850
DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.
488
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,652
IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
489
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,522
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK
RIGHT WHERE WE WERE AT FIRST.
490
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,823
IN OTHER WORDS, MYERS
491
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,459
YOU OWE THOSE
BACK TAXES
492
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,627
AND YOU'RE BORROWED
UP TO THE HILT
493
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,962
LIKE YOU ALWAYS WERE.
494
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,931
IN SHORT, SHERIFF,
EVICT THIS MAN.
495
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,501
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
EVICT HIM.
496
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,969
JUST A MINUTE.
497
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,071
NOW, EVERYTHIN'
AIN'T QUITE LIKE IT WAS.
498
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,639
WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?
499
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,609
YOU WAS ALL WILLIN'
TO HELP OUT A NEIGHBOR.
500
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,111
NOW YOU'RE TURNIN' ON HIM
LIKE WOLVES.
501
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,780
ANDY, THE FACT IS...
502
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,349
YOU'VE JUST DONE SOMETHING NICE
FOR A FELLA TOWNSMAN.
503
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,117
WHY NOT LET IT GO AT THAT?
504
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,519
AND BESIDES THAT
505
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,354
YOU'VE TURNED
FRANK'S HOUSE HERE
506
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,622
INTO A SHOWPLACE.
507
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,990
WHY, A NEWCOMER DRIVES BY
508
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,825
SPOTS FRANK'S HOUSE...
509
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,761
HE'S GOT TO SAY TO HIS SELF,
"MY, WHAT A CHARMIN' TOWN.
510
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,731
I GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS."
511
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,501
BANKER FERGUS, WOULDN'T YOU
CONSIDER IT GOOD BUSINESS
512
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,569
TO LOAN MONEY
ON A VALUABLE LANDMARK
513
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,538
LIKE FRANK'S HOUSE HERE
AND KEEP IT GOING?
514
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,373
WHY, I, I...
515
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,709
FRANK, STOP BY THE BANK
IN THE MORNING TO SEE HARLAN.
516
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,377
BUT I DIDN'T SAY...
517
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,546
MAYOR, YOU WOULDN'T
WANT TO EVICT THE OWNER
518
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,548
OF THE GARDEN SPOT OF MAYBERRY
519
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,949
AND LET IT GET RUN
520
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,150
WELL, I...
521
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,019
FINE. THEN
EVERYTHING'S SETTLED.
522
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,922
FRANK'S GOT ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY OFF ALL HIS DEBTS
523
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,090
AND MAYBERRY HAS GOT ITSELF
A SPANKIN' NEW HOUSE
524
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,992
TO BE PROUD OF.
525
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,729
PARDON ME.
526
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,597
IS THERE BY ANY
CHANCE A MOTEL
527
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,065
IN THIS CHARMING TOWN?
528
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,468
SEE? FRANK'S PLACE
IS PAYING OFF ALREADY.
529
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,936
YES, SIR.
530
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,938
STRAIGHT DOWN
THE STREET THERE
531
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,406
ABOUT SIX BLOCKS.
532
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,607
THANK YOU.
533
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,875
OH, BY THE WAY
534
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,744
DID YOU DECIDE
TO STOP HERE
535
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,813
BECAUSE OF THE IMPRESSION
CREATED BY THIS SHOWPLACE?
536
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:04,851
WELL, I-IT... IT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
537
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,853
WE'RE ALWAYS GLAD
TO HAVE VISITORS.
538
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,755
SO WHATEVER YOUR REASON
FOR STOPPIN'
539
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,122
WELCOME TO MAYBERRY.
540
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,825
MAYBERRY? WE THOUGHT
THIS WAS ELM CITY.
541
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,173
NOW, FRANK, WE GOT
TO SHOW THIS TO MAYOR.
542
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,442
HE'LL BE PLEASED.
SHOW ME?
SHOW ME WHAT?
543
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,811
FRANK MYERS IS THE MOST MODEST
MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN,
544
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,846
KEEPING THINGS TO
HIS SELF THE WAY HE DOES.
545
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,648
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
546
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,950
MAYOR, YOU TALK ABOUT FRANK'S
HOUSE BEING A SHOWPLACE.
547
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,919
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GOT
IN HIS POSSESSION?
548
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,754
NO.
A LETTER FROM
THE PRESIDENT.
549
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,623
WHAT?
THAT'S RIGHT.
550
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,492
IT'S -- IT'S AN ANSWER
TO AN INVITATION
551
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,993
TO COME AND VISIT
IN MAYBERRY.
552
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,595
NO, NO, REALLY?
THAT'S RIGHT.
553
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,563
NOW, COME ON, FRANK.
LET'S SEE THE LETTER.
554
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,064
NO, WE'VE GOT TO SHOW IT
TO THE MAYOR.
555
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,600
LOOK, LOOK.
NOW, LISTEN TO THIS.
556
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,636
SAYS -- SAYS,
"DEAR, MR. MYERS.
557
00:23:56,669 --> 00:24:00,039
"THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR KIND INVITATION
558
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,108
TO COME AND VISIT
WITH YOU IN MAYBERRY."
559
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,610
HUH?
WELL.
560
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,111
"AS YOU MAY WELL UNDERSTAND,
561
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,847
"CURRENT CRITICAL EVENTS
HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME
562
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,850
"CLOSE TO MY OFFICE,
HOWEVER, I MAY BE DOWN YOUR WAY
563
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,553
"BEFORE TOO LONG,
AND PERHAPS I SHALL BE ABLE
564
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,722
TO STOP FOR AT LEAST
A BRIEF VISIT."
565
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,089
HOW ABOUT THAT?
566
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,825
WELL, I'LL BE.
AND SIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT?
567
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,192
YEAH, LOOK RIGHT HERE.
568
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,028
"SINCERELY, JEFFERSON DAVIS,
569
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,864
PRESIDENT,
CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA."
570
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,638
SEE, FRANK, I TOLD YOU.
I TOLD YOU HE'LL BE INTERESTED.
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