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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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SANDWICH SURE
HIT THE SPOT.
DIDN'T IT, THOUGH?
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I WAS ABOUT TO STARVE
TO DEATH.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
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GOOD FISHIN' HOLE,
THOUGH.
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WE OUGHT TO TRY
TO SLIP OVER THERE AGAIN.
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LET ME SEE THEM PRETTY THINGS
ONE MORE TIME.
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BOY, YOU DID DO
ALL RIGHT.
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SURE, THREE TROUT
AND TWO PERCH.
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YEAH, TOGETHER WITH
WHAT ME OPIE GOT,
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WE CAN HAVE
A FINE FISH FRY.
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AND DON'T FORGET WHAT
BARNEY WILL BE BRINGING IN.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE IS THAT BOY?
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HEY, BARNEY!
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BARNEY!
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Barney: WHAT?
COME ON!
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HIM AND THAT
SECRET HOLE OF HIS.
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
YOU LEAVING SO SOON?
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
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WE'VE BEEN HERE
THREE AND A HALF HOURS.
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YOU DO ALL RIGHT
AT THAT SECRET PLACE?
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YEAH.
SEEMS AWFUL LIGHT.
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I DONE ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
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I SAID I DONE ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, WHAT DID YOU CATCH,
PERCH OR TROUT? OH!
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THE TROUBLE WITH YOU
BARBERS IS YOU'RE ALWAYS
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STICKING YOUR NOSE
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.
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BARNEY, YOU KNOW WE AGREED
TO POOL OUR CATCHES
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FOR THE FISH FRY --
NOW, LET US SEE IT.
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WE'LL SEE IT
SOONER OR LATER.
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OH, BOY, I BET YOUR POLE
WAS JUST A-BENDIN'
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AND A-QUIVERIN'
OVER THAT.
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A REAL MONSTER
OF THE DEEP!
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ARE WE GOING?
LET'S GO.
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OLD FROG MAN.
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OO-WEE,
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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SPEED LIMIT
ALONG HERE IS 45.
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THAT CAR WAS DOING 70!
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Andy: COME ON!
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GET IN!
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SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
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YES, MA'AM.
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MAY I SEE YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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"SOMETHING
THE MATTER"?
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THAT'S
A GOOD ONE.
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"ELIZABETH CROWLEY,
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WASHINGTON, D.C."
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YOU DON'T SET
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE
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FOR SOMEBODY THAT LIVES
RIGHT IN THE CAPITAL OF
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THE UNITED STATES, DO YOU?
YOU WERE SPEEDING.
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I WAS?
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YES, MA'AM.
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I'M SO SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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IT'S THESE NEW CARS.
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THEY MAKE THE ENGINES
SO POWERFUL.
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ONE LITTLE TOUCH
AND THEY JUST... ZOOM!
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I GUESS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT, ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU.
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IN THE FUTURE,
I'LL BE MUCH MORE CAREFUL.
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YEAH.
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WAIT, HOLD ON NOW.
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO BE
MORE CAREFUL IN THE FUTURE,
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BUT I GOT TO GIVE YOU
THIS TICKET FOR THE PRESENT.
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BUT THIS SAYS TO APPEAR
NEXT WEEK.
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SORRY, MA'AM.
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OFFICER, I'M IN A GREAT HURRY.
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I JUST FINISHED A JOB
FOR MY MAGAZINE
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AND I'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE.
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COULDN'T WE JUST FORGET IT
THIS TIME, OFFICER?
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HMM?
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I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
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OH, I SEE.
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I'VE RUN INTO ONE OF THOSE
SMALL-TOWN SPEEDTRAPS.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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OH, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THEM.
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YOU JUST LIE IN WAIT
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FOR THE FIRST OUT-OF-STATE CAR
YOU CAN BLEED.
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WE DON'T HAVE SPEEDTRAPS
IN MAYBERRY.
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WE DON'T OPERATE THAT WAY.
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YOU HAVE A JUSTICE
OF THE PEACE IN MAYBERRY?
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YES, MA'AM.
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THEN I'D RATHER
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DISCUSS THIS WITH HIM.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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I DON'T MIND.
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COURT'S IN SESSION.
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YOU?
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DEPUTY FIFE, WHAT'S
THE CHARGE HERE?
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DOING 70
IN A 45-MILE ZONE.
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WELL, THE FINE
FOR THAT IS, OH...
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TEN DOLLARS
OUGHT TO DO IT.
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TEN DOLLARS?
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THAT'S THE USUAL FINE.
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OH, I'M NOT
FIGHTING IT.
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I'M JUST SURPRISED
IT'S SO LOW.
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AFTER ALL, WHEN YOU HAVE
A FOOL-PROOF SYSTEM...
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"FOOL
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OH, COME ON, NOW.
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WHEN THE ARRESTING OFFICER
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IS ALSO THE MAN
WHO TRIES THE CASE,
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I HAVE A FEELING
YOU DON'T LOSE TOO OFTEN.
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WHOA, NOW, HOLD ON THERE,
JUST A MINUTE.
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YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
BE INSINUATING
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THAT THIS COURT IS PREJUDICED
IN ANY WAY, WOULD YOU?
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I'M NOT A CHILD, SHERIFF.
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THEN YOU ARE INSINUATING.
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THAT'LL BE TEN DOLLARS MORE
FOR CONTEMPT.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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THAT FIRST TEN DOLLARS
WAS JUST A STARTER.
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YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS
OF LETTING ME GO
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UNTIL YOU DRAIN ME DRY,
HAVE YOU?
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YOU'RE CONTEMPTED
AGAIN.
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ANOTHER TEN DOLLARS.
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ANOTHER TEN DOLLARS,
ANOTHER TEN DOLLARS.
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WHY STOP THERE?
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WHY NOT SEE
HOW MUCH I'VE GOT
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AND TAKE IT ALL?
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JESSE JAMES WOULD.
WHY NOT YOU?
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LADY, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY CALLING
JUSTICE TAYLOR A THIEF!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND YOU'VE INSULTED
THE DIGNITY OF MY ROBES.
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NOW, YOU GOT ANY IDEA
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WHAT THE FINE IS
FOR ROBE
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DON'T TELL ME.
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ANOTHER TEN DOLLARS.
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NO, THAT'S A BIGGIE.
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THAT 'UNS $30.
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AND THAT BRINGS US UP
TO THE GRAND TOTAL OF, UM...
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DEPUTY, YOU BEEN
KEEPING TRACK?
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UM... WELL, LET'S SEE.
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30 AND TEN AND TEN
AND TEN IS, UM...
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60.
60.
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Andy: SEE HOW IT MOUNTS UP?
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BUT IN VIEW OF THE FACT
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THAT YOU UNDOUBTEDLY SPOKE
WITHOUT THINKING,
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WE CAN SETTLE THE WHOLE THING
FOR, OH...
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$25 OUGHT TO DO IT.
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JUST PAY
THE DEPUTY.
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I WILL NOT.
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HOW'S THAT?
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I REFUSE TO BE RAILROADED.
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I WON'T PAY A CENT.
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YOU MEAN YOU'RE PLEADING
"NOT GUILTY"?
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I PLEAD.
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AND I DEMAND A TRIAL BEFORE
AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS JUDGE.
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WELL, WE DO HAVE MAYOR'S COURT.
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FINE, MAYOR'S COURT.
I'LL APPEAR THERE.
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ALL RIGHT,
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AND YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO LEGAL COUNSEL
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OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING.
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WE GOT SOME FINE ATTORNEYS
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
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BARNEY, IS RAFE PETERSON
AVAILABLE?
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I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.
THINGS IS KIND OF SLOW.
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LAST I HEARD,
HE WAS SELLING ALUMINUM SIDING.
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Andy: THAT'S RIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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SHE MIGHT GET
CLARENCE POLK, THOUGH.
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HE DON'T START UMPIRING
BALL GAMES TILL JUNE.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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I'LL PASS UP THESE
BRILLIANT BARRISTERS OF YOURS
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AND BE MY OWN COUNSEL.
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FINE, FINE.
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UH, THERE'S ONE THING
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THAT I DID FORGET
TO MENTION.
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MAYOR'S COURT
DON'T TAKE UP
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TILL, UH...
TOMORROW.
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I'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOU
IN JAIL.
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VERY WELL.
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MA'AM, WE'RE NOT PREPARED
FOR LADY CUSTOMERS HERE.
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THEN YOU'RE LETTING ME GO.
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WELL, NO...
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BUT YOU SURE WOULD SAVE US
A HEAP OF TROUBLE
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ALL THE WAY AROUND
IF YOU'D JUST PAY THE FINE.
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SHERIFF, I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF PAYING ONE RED CENT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BE A STUBBORN FEMALE.
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I CAN BE JUST AS STUBBORN.
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WE'LL MAKE
ACCOMMODATIONS.
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BARNEY, LOCK HER UP
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AND BUY SOME
PINK TOWELS.
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IT'S LOCKED!
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AUNT BEE, OPEN UP!
IT'S US!
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Aunt Bee:
JUST A MINUTE.
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YOU CAN'T COME IN NOW,
WE'RE NOT DECENT.
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CAN'T EVEN GET IN
OUR OWN OFFICE.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT,
YOU CAN COME IN NOW.
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WELL, THANKS A WHOLE LOT.
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AUNT BEE,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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WELL, LIZ IS JUST
DRYING OUT A FEW THINGS.
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OH, BOY.
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NOW, WHAT DID I DO
WITH THAT LIST?
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OH, IT'S IN YOUR PURSE,
AUNT BEE.
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OH... YES,
HERE WE ARE.
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BARNEY, WE WANT
THESE THINGS RIGHT AWAY.
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PLEASE?
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NAIL POLISH?
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O
AW, COME ON.
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AUNT BEE, IT AIN'T PART
OF OUR SERVICE
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TO RUN ERRANDS
FOR PRISONERS.
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WELL, YOU'VE NEVER HAD
A FEMALE PRISONER BEFORE.
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COME ALONG, BARNEY.
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DROP ME OFF HOME.
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I HAVE
TO GET RUNNING.
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WELL...
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YOU SURE GOT AUNT BEE
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EATING OUT OF YOUR HANDS,
AIN'TCHA?
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OH, PLEASE
BELIEVE ME.
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I WOULDN'T TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF HER.
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IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S A VERY
SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL PERSON.
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MM. SHE'S THAT, ALL RIGHT.
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I THINK IT WAS VERY SWEET
AND THOUGHTFUL OF YOU
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TO SEND HER OVER
TO TAKE CARE OF ME.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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A FEMALE PRISONER
HAS TO HAVE A MATRON.
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THAT'S THE LAW.
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WELL... ALL THE SAME,
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I DO APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M AFRAID I'VE KIND OF
UPSET THINGS AROUND HERE.
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I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT.
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HONESTLY, I WISH THIS WHOLE
THING HAD NEVER HAPPENED.
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DO YOU MEAN THAT?
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WELL, THAT MAKES
TWO OF US.
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I WISH IT HADN'T
HAPPENED MYSELF.
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I GUESS IT'S JUST A CASE
OF TOO MUCH BULL-HEADEDNESS.
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IT WOULD SEEM SO.
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LOOK, COULDN'T WE
ACT LIKE GROWN-UPS
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AND START ALL OVER AGAIN?
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I'M FOR THAT.
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OH, GOOD.
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THEN YOU LET ME OUT,
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I'LL PAY THE FINE
AND BE ON MY WAY.
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING
LIKE REAL FOLKS.
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OLD AUNT BEE AND BARNEY
WILL BE SURPRISED
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00:10:20,506 --> 00:10:22,745
WHEN THEY COME BACK AND FIND
EVERYTHING'S SETTLED.
238
00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:23,879
I SHOULD THINK SO.
239
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,350
SHOULDN'T TAKE ME
LONG TO PACK.
240
00:10:25,382 --> 00:10:27,287
I KNOW YOU'LL BE GLAD
TO GET ON THE WAY.
241
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,990
YEAH, THIS IS THE WAY
TO HANDLE THINGS.
242
00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:31,930
AS I RECALL,
THE FINE WAS $10.
243
00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,065
THERE YOU ARE.
244
00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:36,472
WELL, THAT WAS
THE ORIGINAL FINE,
245
00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:39,645
BUT AS YOU RECALL,
THE FINE IS NOW $25.
246
00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:42,785
OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
HOLD ME TO THAT.
247
00:10:42,818 --> 00:10:44,856
WELL, AS A SERVANT
OF THE PEOPLE,
248
00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,860
I HAVE TO,
AND THE FINE IS $25.
249
00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:50,767
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
ABOUT BULL
250
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:53,874
I WAS REFERRING TO YOUR
BULL-HEADEDNESS, NOT MINE.
251
00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,911
MY--
252
00:10:55,944 --> 00:10:57,747
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
SHERIFF.
253
00:10:57,781 --> 00:10:59,718
I AM GOING TO WIN THIS CASE.
254
00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:02,624
IF NOT HERE,
I'LL APPEAL TO A HIGHER COURT.
255
00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:05,496
IF NECESSARY, I'LL...TAKE IT
TO THE SUPREME COURT!
256
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:08,102
SUIT YOURSELF, LADY,
BUT YOU SURE ARE
257
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,007
TAKING THE HARD WAY
BACK TO WASHINGTON.
258
00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:30,011
OH, BARNEY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
259
00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:31,682
TAKE OVER HERE,
WILL YOU?
260
00:11:31,715 --> 00:11:33,118
I WANT TO GO SEE FLOYD.
261
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,523
I WANT TO ALERT HIM
TO STAND BY AS A WITNESS.
262
00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:36,926
OKAY.
263
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,932
OH, YOU'LL BE CALLED ON
TO TESTIFY, TOO,
264
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,168
ALONG WITH OPIE.
265
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,174
THAT OUGHT TO SHUT THE LID
PRETTY TIGHT.
266
00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:53,859
HE'S GOT THE CARDS ALL NEATLY
STACKED AGAINST ME, HASN'T HE?
267
00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:55,196
JUST DOING A JOB,
MA'AM, THAT'S ALL.
268
00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:56,565
THANK YOU.
269
00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:57,701
UH, TELL ME...
270
00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,571
DID YOU ACTUALLY
SEE ME SPEEDING?
271
00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:02,611
OH, MA'AM, A WITNESS AIN'T
ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THE CASE
272
00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:05,016
WITH THE PRISONER
HE'S WITNESSIN' AGAINST.
273
00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:07,620
WELL, THANK YOU...
SHERIFF.
274
00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:09,691
OH, I'M NOT THE SHERIFF.
275
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,160
THAT OTHER MAN IS?
276
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:13,131
YES, MA'AM,
HE'S THE HIGH SHERIFF.
277
00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,634
I'M THE DEPUTY.
278
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,838
BUT THAT'S AMAZING.
279
00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,807
I CERTAINLY
WOULD HAVE GUESSED
280
00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,545
YOU TO BE
THE TOP MAN.
281
00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:21,783
OH, REALLY?
282
00:12:21,815 --> 00:12:23,719
UH, SAY...
283
00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:26,190
WOULD YOU MIND?
284
00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:30,299
OH, GOODNESS,
NOT ONLY ATTRACTIVE,
285
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:31,835
BUT SO STRONG.
286
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,573
UH, BUT I GUESS
287
00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:36,278
YOU HAVE
TO KEEP IN SHAPE.
288
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,184
YOU MUST FACE PLENTY OF RISKS
BEING A POLICE OFFICER.
289
00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:41,855
YEAH, WELL...
290
00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:44,595
EVERY TIME YOU WALK
OUT THAT DOOR,
291
00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:47,734
DON'T YOU WONDER
IF YOU'RE EVER COMING BACK?
292
00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:53,145
WELL, WE CAN LEARN
TO LIVE WITH DANGER.
293
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:58,656
WELL, YOUR WIFE MUST SUFFER
SOME ANXIOUS MOMENTS.
294
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:01,293
I DON'T HAVE A WIFE.
295
00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:03,966
YOU'RE NOT MARRIED?
296
00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:08,709
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
A MAN LIKE YOU
297
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:10,948
HASN'T BEEN
SNAPPED UP BY NOW.
298
00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:13,284
WELL, I HAVE A GIRL,
THELMA LOU.
299
00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:14,989
JUST, UH, ONE GIRL?
300
00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:16,158
THAT'S ALL.
301
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,763
OH, COME ON, NOW,
A MAN LIKE YOU?
302
00:13:18,795 --> 00:13:21,134
THERE MUST BE
MORE THAN ONE.
303
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,235
WELL...
304
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,875
THERE IS JUANITA
DOWN AT THE DINER.
305
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,344
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.
306
00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:30,219
AND PLENTY MORE WHO'D LIKE
TO BE YOUR GIRL, I'LL BET.
307
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:31,288
PLENTY MORE.
308
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,093
NOT SO MANY AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
309
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,665
I... TRY TO DISCOURAGE 'EM.
310
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,839
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM
TO BE HURT.
311
00:13:39,871 --> 00:13:42,109
THAT'S RIGHT -- IF THERE'S ONE
THING I DON'T WANT TO DO,
312
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,312
IT'S HURT
A LOT OF WOMEN.
313
00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,353
SAY... DO YOU SING?
314
00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:48,355
HMM?
315
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,760
WELL, IT JUST
STRUCK ME...
316
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,232
YOU BEAR AN AMAZING
RESEMBLANCE
317
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,801
TO FRANK SINATRA.
318
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:58,709
THE SAME MAGNETISM,
THE SAME APPEAL.
319
00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:00,948
NOTICED THAT, DID YOU?
320
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,681
YOU'VE BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE?
321
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:05,056
NO, BUT...
I'VE NOTICED IT MYSELF.
322
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:09,230
FRANKIE AND ME ARE SORT OF BIRDS
OF A FEATHER, YOU MIGHT SAY.
323
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,235
WELL, I'D LIKE TO STAY
324
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,109
AND CHAT WITH YOU
SOME MORE, MA'AM,
325
00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:16,879
BUT I GOT WORK TO DO.
326
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:23,525
* IT'S A QUARTER TO THREE
327
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,398
* THERE'S NO ONE IN THE PLACE
328
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,868
* EXCEPT YOU AND ME...
329
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:34,179
AUNT BEE? I JUST HAD
A FEW MINUTES.
330
00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,483
I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY
JUST TO SEE
331
00:14:36,518 --> 00:14:38,856
HOW THE CASE
WAS COMING ALONG.
332
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,426
OH, GOOD.
333
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:45,938
HELLO, THERE.
334
00:14:47,239 --> 00:14:48,944
AUNT BEE, TELL HER
SHE CAN'T TALK TO ME.
335
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:50,412
I'M A WITNESS
AGAINST HER.
336
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:53,251
HE CAN'T TALK TO YOU BECAUSE
HE'S A WITNESS AGAINST YOU.
337
00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:56,090
OH, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THE CASE.
338
00:14:56,123 --> 00:14:58,428
I'M, UH, INTERESTED
IN HIS PROFESSION.
339
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,412
YOU'RE A BARBER?
340
00:15:07,446 --> 00:15:10,418
UH-HUH. FLOYD'S
TONSORIAL PARLOR.
341
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,957
FLOYD LAWSON,
PROPRIETOR.
342
00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,426
I'M FLOYD LAWSON.
343
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,298
HOW FORTUNATE FOR ME.
344
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,566
NOW, I WONDER...
345
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:20,339
WOULD YOU MIND
COMBING OUT MY HAIR?
346
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:23,445
NO-NO-NO,
I COULDN'T...REALLY...
347
00:15:23,477 --> 00:15:24,580
WELL, WHY NOT?
348
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,283
WELL, I'M
A MAN BARBER.
349
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,554
I'VE NEVER COMBED OUT
A WOMAN'S HAIR IN ALL MY LIFE.
350
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:29,891
NO, I COULDN'T.
351
00:15:29,925 --> 00:15:31,461
OH, OF COURSE YOU COULD.
352
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:35,036
WHY, MEN MAKE THE BEST
HAIRDRESSERS IN THE WORLD.
353
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,603
IF THEY HAVE THE TOUCH.
354
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,276
AND I'M SURE YOU DO.
355
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:40,981
I CAN TELL.
356
00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:44,420
SUCH ARTISTIC HANDS.
357
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,929
PLEASE?
358
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:51,633
OH, NO, NO, NO...
359
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:54,174
I-I... WELL...
360
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:56,377
WELL...
361
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,672
OH, HE DOES HAVE THE TOUCH.
362
00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:13,077
Floyd: THAT'S GOOD,
HUH?
AN ARTIST.
363
00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:17,485
A REAL ARTIST.
364
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,589
THE COURT CALLS
THE FIRST WITNESS,
365
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,427
FLOYD LAWSON,
TO THE STAND.
366
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,008
UH, MISS CROWLEY,
367
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,644
WOULD YOU LIKE TO START
THE QUESTIONING?
368
00:16:29,676 --> 00:16:32,150
YES, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
369
00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:36,158
MR. LAWSON,
370
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,030
WOULD YOU TELL US,
IN YOUR OWN WORDS,
371
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,465
WHAT HAPPENED?
372
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,469
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN?
373
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,375
WHEN THE PRISONER WAS GIVEN
A CITATION FOR SPEEDING.
374
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:47,312
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW,
YOU WAS THERE.
375
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:49,084
IT'S NOT YOUR TURN YET,
ANDY!
376
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:50,418
UH, PROCEED, MISS CROWLEY.
377
00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:52,255
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
378
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,694
NOT AT ALL.
NOW, JUST TELL US
379
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:56,298
EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAW.
380
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,767
WELL, NOW, THAT'S GOING
TO BE KIND OF TOUGH,
381
00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:01,273
'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO SAY
EXACTLY WHAT I SAW,
382
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:04,446
BUT, YOU SEE, MY GLASSES HAVE
JUST BEEN GIVING ME SO MUCH...
383
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,584
I REALLY SHOULD
HAVE THEM CHECKED.
384
00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:08,287
HAVEN'T THEY,
AUNT BEE?
385
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,628
NO, FLOYD,
SHE'S OVER THERE.
386
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,731
OH, COME ON, FLOYD!
387
00:17:13,764 --> 00:17:15,735
ANDY, PLEASE!
388
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,407
IN OTHER WORDS,
MR. LAWSON,
389
00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:21,314
YOU ARE A MAN
OF INTEGRITY WHO,
390
00:17:21,347 --> 00:17:23,284
IF HE'S NOT SURE
OF WHAT HE SAW,
391
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:26,423
REFUSES TO BEAR WITNESS
AGAINST A PERSON
392
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,861
WHO MAY BE...
TOTALLY INNOCENT.
393
00:17:28,895 --> 00:17:30,332
OH, Y-YEAH.
394
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:33,205
OH, I'VE GOT A LOT
OF INTEGRITY THAT WAY.
395
00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:36,378
NO MORE QUESTIONS.
396
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,847
YOUR WITNESS, SHERIFF.
397
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,485
NEVER MIND.
398
00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:44,794
QUIET, QUIET.
399
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,463
QUIET, QUIET!
400
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,601
UH, NEXT WITNESS--
BARNEY FIFE.
401
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:51,440
MAYOR, I'D LIKE TO QUESTION
402
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:53,645
THIS WITNESS FIRST,
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT.
403
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:56,718
UH, IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU,
MISS CROWLEY?
404
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,598
BARNEY...
405
00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:07,373
YOU'RE, UH, DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE,
THAT RIGHT?
406
00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:09,210
THAT'S RIGHT.
407
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,681
WOULD YOU TELL THE COURT
IN YOUR OWN WORDS
408
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:13,284
WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
409
00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:16,591
WELL, YOU AND ME AND FLOYD
AND OPIE WENT FISHING.
410
00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:18,995
DID YOU SEE A CONVERTIBLE
ON THE ROAD?
411
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,667
UH, YEAH.
412
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,274
WAS THE DEFENDANT
DRIVING THAT CONVERTIBLE?
413
00:18:27,612 --> 00:18:28,582
YEAH.
414
00:18:28,614 --> 00:18:29,950
HOW FAST WAS IT GOING?
415
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,987
UH, WHEN IT WAS
GOING BY US?
416
00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:33,292
THAT'S RIGHT.
417
00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:35,996
WELL, ANDY,
YOU KNOW, UH,
418
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:38,634
WHEN A CAR'S GOING BY YOU
AND YOU'RE STANDING STILL,
419
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,772
IT'S AWFUL HARD TO TELL
HOW FAST IT'S GOING.
420
00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:43,345
YOU KNOW, YOU AND ME HAVE
TALKED ABOUT THAT A LOT.
421
00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:46,418
HOW FAST WAS THE CAR GOING
WHEN WE OVERTOOK IT?
422
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:48,355
WELL, ANDY, BY THE TIME
WE GOT TO IT,
423
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,489
IT WAS STOPPED.
424
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:51,493
BARNEY, HOW FAST
WAS THE CAR GOING
425
00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,965
WHEN WE WAS IN FULL PURSUIT
AND YOU WAS LOOKIN'
426
00:18:53,997 --> 00:18:56,371
AT THE SPEEDOMETER,
CLOCKING HER SPEED?
427
00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,817
ANDY,
DON'T YOU THINK
428
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,590
WE'RE MAKING A LITTLE BIT
TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS?
429
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:07,826
WHAT WAS THAT?
430
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,896
WE'RE MAKING
TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS.
431
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,034
YES, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING
TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS.
432
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,372
STEP DOWN.
433
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:15,006
CALL THE NEXT WITNESS.
434
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,743
THIS 'UN I'M SURE OF.
435
00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:19,884
ALL RIGHT, OPIE TAYLOR,
TAKE THE STAND.
436
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,054
OH, BOY,
THERE GOES OPIE.
437
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:23,392
QUIET, QUIET.
438
00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:24,659
HI, SON.
439
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:25,761
HI.
440
00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,633
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
441
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:29,637
MISS CROWLEY
GAVE IT TO ME.
442
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,443
IT'S AUTOGRAPHED
BY THE NEW YORK YANKEES.
443
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,477
ALL OF 'EM.
444
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,616
SHE GAVE IT TO ME
FOR NOTHIN'!
445
00:19:35,648 --> 00:19:37,420
AIN'T SHE
A NICE LADY?
446
00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:47,004
YEAH.
447
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:49,075
I KNOW WHEN I'M LICKED.
448
00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:50,479
WILL, UH...
449
00:19:50,512 --> 00:19:53,885
WILL THE PRISONER
STEP FORWARD, PLEASE?
450
00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:57,158
QUIET. QUIET, FOLKS.
451
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,127
WELL, IT SEEMS THE COURT
CAN'T COME UP WITH
452
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:00,899
A WITNESS AGAINST YOU,
MISS CROWLEY,
453
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,402
SO THEREFORE
THE CASE IS DISMISSED.
454
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,905
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
455
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:07,178
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
456
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,649
THANK YOU, ALL.
457
00:20:09,684 --> 00:20:12,020
DOES MY HAIR...
458
00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:13,591
WELL...
459
00:20:13,624 --> 00:20:16,095
FINE DAY'S WORK.
460
00:20:16,128 --> 00:20:17,800
YOU'VE OUTSMARTED JUSTICE
461
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,506
AND YOU'VE MADE A MOCKERY
OF THIS COURT.
462
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:22,909
AND YOU'VE TURNED THREE PEOPLE
AGAINST ME
463
00:20:22,943 --> 00:20:25,816
THAT I WOULD'VE SWORN
WOULD NEVER LEAVE MY SIDE.
464
00:20:25,848 --> 00:20:28,887
OH, I CAN UNDERSTAND
A SHINY AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL
465
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:30,658
TURNING A LITTLE BOY'S HEAD,
466
00:20:30,692 --> 00:20:33,264
BUT I AM A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED IN FLOYD...
467
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,901
AND I'M REAL DISAPPOINTED
IN MY DEPUTY.
468
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,677
HE'S A LAW OFFICER
AND HE OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER.
469
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,548
CONGRATULATIONS, MA'AM.
470
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,817
BEEN QUITE A DAY'S WORK.
471
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,048
YOU'RE ALL SET,
MA'AM.
472
00:20:59,082 --> 00:21:01,119
OH, THANK YOU, DEPUTY.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
473
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:06,697
I GUESS THE SHERIFF
IS PRETTY ANGRY, ISN'T HE?
474
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,735
YEAH, I'D SAY HE IS.
475
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,872
I SUPPOSE
YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM.
476
00:21:10,906 --> 00:21:13,110
NO, MA'AM, YOU CAN'T.
477
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:17,819
LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I CAUSED
A RIFT BETWEEN YOU TWO.
478
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:19,222
I DIDN'T MEAN...
479
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:22,193
MA'AM, IF YOU'RE GOING,
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST... GO?
480
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,354
ANDY! SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
481
00:21:52,389 --> 00:21:54,660
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU NOTICED.
482
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,977
YOUNG WOMAN --
483
00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:06,249
I KNOW, I WAS SPEEDING
AND I MUST PAY THE PENALTY.
484
00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:08,722
I GUESS YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE CAUGHT DEAD TO RIGHTS.
485
00:22:08,754 --> 00:22:10,323
YOU AIN'T FOOLIN'
WITH KIDS, YOU KNOW.
486
00:22:10,358 --> 00:22:11,827
LET'S RUN HER IN,
ANDY.
487
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,734
WELL, NOW, THAT MAY NOT
BE NECESSARY, BARNEY.
488
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,301
ANDY, DON'T
YOU GO SOFT.
489
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,340
Andy: NO, I JUST BELIEVE
I KNOW A WAY
490
00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:21,279
THAT WE CAN SAVE US SOME TIME
ALL THE WAY AROUND.
491
00:22:21,311 --> 00:22:22,750
SEE, I HAPPEN TO KNOW
492
00:22:22,783 --> 00:22:24,953
THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
PERSONALLY,
493
00:22:24,987 --> 00:22:27,825
AND I BELIEVE I KNOW THE FINE
THAT HE'D IMPOSE,
494
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:31,266
AND I BELIEVE THAT IT WOULD BE
THE USUAL FINE FOR SPEEDING,
495
00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:33,403
TEN DOLLARS.
496
00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:38,179
HERE YOU ARE, SHERIFF.
497
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,416
TEN DOLLARS.
498
00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:42,187
AND 25 MORE.
499
00:22:42,221 --> 00:22:44,292
25 MORE?
500
00:22:44,325 --> 00:22:45,829
FOR THE OTHER CASE.
501
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,199
BUT THE DEFENDANT
WON THAT CASE.
502
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,339
BY HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE METHODS.
503
00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:53,411
PLEASE?
504
00:22:53,444 --> 00:22:56,048
I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER
ABOUT MYSELF.
505
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,223
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
A-SAYIN' SO,
506
00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,361
I FEEL A LOT BETTER
ABOUT YOU, TOO,
507
00:23:02,395 --> 00:23:04,297
AND I'D BE MIGHTY PLEASED
IF YOU'D
508
00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:06,403
COME THROUGH MAYBERRY
AGAIN SOMETIME.
509
00:23:06,436 --> 00:23:07,973
A LITTLE SLOWER, OF COURSE.
510
00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,376
I'LL TRY TO DO THAT.
511
00:23:10,411 --> 00:23:11,980
REAL SOON.
512
00:23:14,452 --> 00:23:16,990
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DEPUTY?
513
00:23:17,024 --> 00:23:22,267
I STILL SAY YOU BEAR AN AMAZING
RESEMBLANCE TO FRANK SINATRA.
514
00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,454
YOU KNOW, ANDY,
515
00:23:32,489 --> 00:23:35,560
THERE'S ONE THING YOU'VE GOT TO
SAY ABOUT THIS CASE --
516
00:23:35,595 --> 00:23:38,501
IT WAS A GAS.
517
00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:54,231
WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?
518
00:23:54,264 --> 00:23:56,002
OH, SOMETHING
MISS CROWLEY SAID.
519
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:57,038
WHAT?
520
00:23:57,071 --> 00:23:59,107
OH, NOTHING.
521
00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:03,951
WELL...SEE IF
YOU CAN GUESS.
522
00:24:09,095 --> 00:24:12,067
* QUARTER TO 3:00
523
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,704
* THERE'S NO ONE
IN THE PLACE *
524
00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:16,108
* EXCEPT YOU AND ME
525
00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:19,984
OH, OH, YEAH,
THAT'S, UH, UH, UH...
526
00:24:20,017 --> 00:24:23,524
UH, OH, WAIT A SEC,
OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH,
527
00:24:23,556 --> 00:24:26,061
UH, OH, OH, UH,
I DON'T KNOW THE SONG.
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