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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,612 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,282 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,486 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:28,096 OH, OPIE, DO YOU HAVE TO DRAW ON EVERYTHING? 5 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,630 NOW, REMEMBER, FIRST YOU EAT THE SANDWICH 6 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,399 AND TH YOU EAT THE APPLE PIE 7 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,634 NOT THE APPLE PIE AND THEN THE SANDWICH. 8 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,469 YOU UNDERSTAND? 9 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,704 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND 10 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,739 EVEN IF IT DON'T SEEM RIGHT. 11 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,308 WHY DOESN'T IT SEEM RIGHT? 12 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,543 WELL, IF YOU GET FULL BEFORE YOU FINISH 13 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,679 I'D SURE RATHER LEAVE OVER THE SANDWICH THAN THE PIE. 14 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,549 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I WANT YOU TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY 15 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,817 AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. 16 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:50,818 OKAY, AUNT BEE. 17 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,553 CAN I HAVE MY NICKEL FOR MILK? 18 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,455 MM-HMM. 19 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,391 NOW, REMEMBER 20 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,859 THIS IS FOR MILK 21 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,195 NOT ANOTHER PIECE OF APPLE PIE. 22 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,731 YOU NE THAT MILK TO MAKE YOUR BONES HARD. 23 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,333 YES, MA'AM. 24 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,768 NOW, GOOD-BYE, NOW. 25 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,603 BYE, AUNT BEE. 26 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:10,738 NOW, REMEMBER 27 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,207 THE SANDWICH FIRST AND THEN THE APPLE PIE? 28 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,608 YES, MA'AM. 29 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,544 GOOD. 30 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:26,754 PAW? 31 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:27,888 HMM? 32 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,491 YEAH, SON? 33 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,493 COULD I HAVE A NICKEL FOR MILK? 34 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,628 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO 35 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,498 IF I CAN GET A HOLD OF ONE HERE. 36 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,599 HERE. THERE YOU ARE. 37 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:39,600 THANKS, PAW. 38 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,868 OKAY. BE A GOOD BOY, NOW. 39 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,170 I WILL. 40 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,372 AND SHOW THE TEACHER YOU GOT SOME SMARTS. 41 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,373 OKAY. 42 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,374 OKAY. 43 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,375 BYE. 44 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,443 BYE, SON. 45 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:52,546 THAT BOY... I DECLARE 46 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,648 HE'S GOT THE SWEETEST TOOTH I EVER SAW. 47 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,285 YOU KNOW, IF HE HAD HIS WAY 48 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,552 WHAT HE'D WANT FOR LUNCH? 49 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,787 TWO SLICES OF APPLE PIE 50 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,589 BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF APPLE PIE 51 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,691 AND A SLAB OF APPLE PIE FOR DESSERT. 52 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,859 WELL, NOW, THAT'S NOT SURPRISING, AUNT BEE 53 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,428 CONSIDERING THE GREEN THUMB 54 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,729 YOU GOT FOR APPLE PIES. 55 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,465 NONSENSE. HE'S JUST APPLE PIE CRAZY. 56 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,202 YOU KNOW, WHEN I GAVE HIM HIS NICKEL FOR MILK 57 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,204 I HAD TO REMIND HIM IT WAS FOR MILK 58 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,838 NOT ANOTHER PIECE OF APPLE PIE. 59 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,640 OH, THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE LEFT 60 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,741 IF YOU'D LIKE IT. 61 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,177 OF COURSE, IT DIDN'T TURN OUT QUITE RIGHT 62 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,212 THIS TIME, DID IT? 63 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,614 MM? 64 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,350 A LITTLE TOO MUCH CINNAMON 65 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,619 WELL, I'D SAY THERE MAYBE WAS 66 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,687 JUST THE LEAST LITTLE BIT 67 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,889 OF TOO MUCH CINNAMON, YEAH. 68 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,758 OH 69 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,894 WELL, MAYBE YOUR APPLES WAS TOO RIPE. 70 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,430 ANDY TAYLOR, THAT WAS ONE 71 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,365 OF THE BEST APPLE PIES I EVER MADE! 72 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,734 WELL, NOW, I'LL TELL YA, SINCE IT WAS SO BAD 73 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,202 MAYBE WE BETTER EAT IT UP 74 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,470 AND GET IT OUT OF THE WAY 75 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,339 SO WE'LL MAKE WAY FOR ANOTHER PIE. 76 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,374 AUNT BEE, YOU'RE BURIED IN THIS WORLD. 77 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,776 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE BRAGGING, DON'T YOU? 78 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,411 OH, ANDY, STOP IT. 79 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:58,479 HERE WE ARE. 80 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,613 ONE PIECE LEFT. 81 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,349 I'D BETTER GET A PLATE. 82 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,484 WHAT IS IT, YOU'RE A LITTLE FLUSTERED? 83 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,219 OH, STOP IT. 84 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,588 HERE WE ARE. 85 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,457 WONDER WHY HE WANTED TWO NICKELS. 86 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,624 MM? 87 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,227 OPIE. YOU SAY YOU GIVE HIM A NICKEL FOR MILK? 88 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,262 YES. 89 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,963 HUH. HE ASKED ME FOR A NICKEL, TOO. 90 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,498 HE DID? 91 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,499 YEAH. 92 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,901 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE HE DID THAT? 93 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,537 MIGHTY GOOD QUESTION, AUNT BEE. 94 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,638 I'LL HAVE TO SEE 95 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,707 IF I CAN'T GET US A MIGHTY GOOD ANSWER. 96 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,385 HI, OPIE. 97 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,686 HI. 98 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,288 SHELDON? 99 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,455 YEAH? 100 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,391 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO SORT OF LET ME 101 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,526 PASS BY YOUR STREET FOR FREE, WOULD YA? 102 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,660 WHY SHOULD I? 103 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,429 WELL, THEN I COULD GIVE PAW BACK 104 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,897 THE NICKEL I SORT OF OWE HIM. 105 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,532 WHO'S STOPPING YA? 106 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,302 WELL, IF I GIVE HIM BACK HIS NICKEL 107 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,836 AND I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A NICKEL 108 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,371 FOR PASSING BY YOUR STREET 109 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,340 I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO NICKEL FOR MILK 110 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,842 AND BOY, SHELDON, IT AIN'T EASY GETTING 111 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,878 A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH DOWN DRY. 112 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,780 YESTERDAY, I ALMOST CHOKED. 113 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,416 DRINK WATER. 114 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,885 BUT IF I DON'T DRINK MILK, I'LL GET SOFT BONES. 115 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,488 I SURE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE PAW BACK HIS NICKEL, SHELDON. 116 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,994 WHAT IF I SAY I WON'T GIVE YOU THE NICKEL? 117 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,431 A KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 118 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,800 YEAH. 119 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,736 YOU WANT TO TRY IT? 120 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,572 NO. 121 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:41,715 YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU IF YOU TELL ANYONE. 122 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,384 UH-HUH. YOU'LL PULVERIZE ME 123 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,952 THEN YOU'LL KNOCK MY BLOCK OFF 124 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,954 THEN YOU'LL GIVE ME THE OLD ONE-TWO 125 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,557 THEN YOU'LL JUMP ON ME. 126 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,892 SEE YA TOMORROW, OPIE. 127 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,853 HOWDY, SON. 128 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:20,854 HI, PAW. 129 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:21,989 SAID YOUR PRAYERS? 130 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:22,990 YES, SIR. 131 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,057 GOOD. 132 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,861 THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME MIGHT HAVE US A LITTLE TALK. 133 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,597 OH. 134 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,864 WHAT ABOUT? 135 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,601 MM... FIRST ONE THING, THEN ANOTHER. 136 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,936 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM SUBJECTS. 137 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,438 WELL, SUPPOSE WE TALK 138 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,773 ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DO KNOW ABOUT, THEN 139 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,974 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, UH 140 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,577 ASKING ME FOR A NICKEL FOR MILK THIS MORNING 141 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:46,113 RIGHT AFTER AUNT BEE ALREADY GIVE YOU A NICKEL. 142 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,549 OH. 143 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:49,550 WHAT ABOUT IT? 144 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,884 WELL, I FIGURED THAT WAY 145 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,019 IF I LOST ONE NICKEL 146 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,921 I'D STILL HAVE ONE LEFT FOR MILK. 147 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,889 OH, I SEE. 148 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,626 YOU WOULDN'T WANT MY BONES TO GET SOFT, WOULD YA? 149 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,060 COURSE NOT. 150 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,395 BUT, UH... 151 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:04,097 WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT LOSE ONE? 152 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,934 OH, YOU KNOW HOW CARELESS SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOYS ARE. 153 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,936 YOU KNOW WHAT AUNT BEE SAYS. 154 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,405 IF OUR HEADS WASN'T FASTENED TO OUR SHOULDERS 155 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,406 WE'D LOSE 'EM. 156 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,008 YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT. 157 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,478 DID YOU, UH... DID YOU LOSE ONE? 158 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,079 SORTA. 159 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,949 SORTA? HOW CAN YOU SORTA LOSE A NICKEL? 160 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,718 WELL, FIRST YOU GOT IT, THEN YOU AIN'T. 161 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,119 WELL, WHY? 162 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:28,088 I... 163 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,760 I SURE AM SLEEPY, PAW. 164 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:33,894 FINE, FINE. 165 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,063 TELL ME NOW HOW YOU SORTA LOST THAT NICKEL 166 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,466 AND YOU CAN QUIET UP AND GO RIGHT TO SLEEP. 167 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,737 GOLLY, PAW. 168 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,939 A GROWING BOY'S GOT TO HAVE HIS SLEEP. 169 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:46,974 OPIE... 170 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,009 I MUST BE GROWING AWFUL FAST. 171 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,479 I CAN'T HARDLY KEEP MY EYES OPEN. 172 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,147 OPIE... 173 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,854 OPE... 174 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,508 NIGHT, SON. 175 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,064 Barney: MAYBE HE DID LOSE THE NICKEL, ANDY. 176 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:46,867 YOU KNOW HOW CARELESS SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOYS ARE. 177 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,868 COURSE I KNOW. 178 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,002 OPIE TOLD ME. 179 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,839 ONLY HOW'D HE KNOW HE WAS GONNA LOSE IT? 180 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,842 WELL, MAYBE HE HAD ONE OF THEM, UH... 181 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,943 YOU KNOW, THOSE FLASHES 182 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,879 WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BEFORE IT HAPPENS. 183 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,213 PREMONITION? 184 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,949 YEAH, THAT'S IT. PREMONITION. 185 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,251 I DON'T THINK SO. 186 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,753 YEAH? 187 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:09,022 WELL... ME NEITHER. 188 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,758 MM 189 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,626 SO WHAT'D YOU MENTION IT FOR? 190 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,294 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 191 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,228 MAYBE I FIGURED 192 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,164 I COULD CONVINCE MYSELF, TOO. 193 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,199 BARNEY, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 194 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,268 WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO SAY NOTHING 195 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,736 BUT I GUESS I BETTER. 196 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,638 HE STOPPED IN HERE THIS MORNING 197 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,873 BEFORE YOU GOT HERE. 198 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,974 OPIE DID? 199 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,209 YEAH. WANTED TO KNOW DID I HAVE A NICKEL 200 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,243 I WASN'T USING. 201 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,614 HE DID? WHY, I SAW AUNT BEE GIVE... 202 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,583 HE SAY WHAT HE WANTED IT FOR? 203 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,617 NO. I ASKED HIM 204 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,318 BUT HE JUST HEMMED AND HAWED AROUND 205 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,621 AND SHIFTED FROM ONE FOOT TO THE OTHER 206 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,822 AND I DIDN'T PRESS IT. 207 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,890 YEAH. 208 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:46,026 THAT'S THE REASON I DIDN'T PUSH IT HARDER LAST NIGHT. 209 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,228 SO HE'S HOLDING SOMETHING BACK, AIN'T HE? 210 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,229 MM-HMM. 211 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,297 HMM. 212 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,332 YOU AIN'T GOT NO IDEA WHAT IT IS, HUH? 213 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,602 NOT THE FIRST. MYSTERY TO ME. 214 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,004 A MYSTERY, HUH? 215 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,344 BARNEY, ARE YOU SURE? 216 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,246 IT WAS AS PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE. 217 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,948 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NOTHING ELSE! 218 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,983 IT'S JUST PLAIN EXTORTION'S WHAT IT IS! 219 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,785 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT, WOULDN'T IT? 220 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,987 HE'S TOO SCARED NOT TO GIVE HIM THE NICKEL 221 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,989 AND TOO ASHAMED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT. 222 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,325 WHY DON'T I GO TO THAT BOY'S HOME AND TELL HIS DADDY. 223 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,060 NO, NO. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL 224 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,029 AND THAT WOULD SETTLE IT FOR NOW 225 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,864 BUT WHAT HAPPENS THE NEXT TIME 226 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,933 SOMEBODY GOES PUSHING OPIE AROUND? 227 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,435 DO YOU AND ME RUN IN AND SOLVE IT FOR HIM? 228 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,704 WELL, ANDY, HE'S SCARED. 229 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,841 WELL, I MEAN THE OTHER BOY IS SO MUCH TOUGHER. 230 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,043 WHY DON'T I GIVE OPIE SOME LESSONS? 231 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,045 LOOK-- JAB, JAB, CHOP AND SMACK! 232 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,714 NO, NO, BARNEY. 233 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,716 IT'S NOT LESSONS IN FIGHTING HE NEEDS. 234 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,384 I JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO BE AFRAID. 235 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,386 I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE THE KIND OF BOY 236 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,388 THAT GOES AROUND LOOKING FOR FIGHTS 237 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,290 BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO RUN FROM ONE 238 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,725 WHEN HE'S IN THE RIGHT. 239 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,860 YEAH. 240 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,895 WELL, HOW YOU GOING TO DO IT, ANDY? 241 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,797 YOU CAN'T LET HIM KNOW YOU KNOW. 242 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,331 HE FEELS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS. 243 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,867 HE'LL FEEL JUST TERRIBLE 244 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,135 IF HE THINKS YOU KNOW HE'S... 245 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,271 WELL, SCARED. 246 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,007 YEAH. HMM. 247 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,441 YEAH. 248 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,010 HMM. 249 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,745 WELL, I RECKON I'LL JUST HAVE 250 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,213 TO FIGURE A WAY, WON'T I? 251 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,082 YEAH. 252 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,161 OH, BOY, I GOT ANOTHER ONE! 253 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,397 REEL HIM IN, REEL HIM IN RIGHT QUICK. 254 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:15,869 OH, BOY, AIN'T HE A WHOPPER! 255 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,106 WOW, IS HE PRETTY! MM-MM! 256 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,841 BOY, AIN'T HE A WHOPPER? 257 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,342 HE REALLY IS A WHOPPER. 258 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,877 JUMPIN' AROUND THERE 259 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,179 WHERE I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM. 260 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,516 FIGHTIN' LIKE THAT, HE'LL BE GOOD TO EAT, WON'T HE? 261 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,084 YEAH, I BET HE WILL. 262 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,453 YEAH, LOOKA THERE, LOOKA THERE. 263 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,155 WELL, WE 'BOUT GOT OUR LIMIT. 264 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,990 WE BETTER BE A-HEADIN' ON BACK. 265 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,392 AUNT BEE'LL WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO US. 266 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,828 PUT ON YOUR SNEAKERS. 267 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,761 OKAY, PAW. 268 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,265 BOY, PAW, YOU SURE DO KNOW THE BEST PLACES. 269 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,567 HOW'D YOU EVER FIND THIS SPOT? 270 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,969 AW... 271 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,104 AW, I JUST... 272 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,343 WELL, NOW, THAT'S A RIGHT INTERESTIN' STORY, OPE. 273 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,845 IT IS, PAW? 274 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,846 IT SURELY IS. 275 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,814 SEE, I FIRST COME UP ON THIS SPOT 276 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,984 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FELLER, NOT MUCH BIGGER'N YOU. 277 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:04,985 REALLY, PAW? 278 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,019 YEAH. 279 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,355 COME ON HER ACCIDENTAL-LIKE ONE DAY 280 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,123 DECIDED I'D GIVE HER A TRY. 281 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,591 THREW IN MY LINE-- WHAM. 282 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,928 GOT ONE ALMOST AS BIG AS THAT'N YOU GOT THERE. 283 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,196 THREW HER IN AGAIN. 284 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,364 WHAM! 285 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,933 SEE-SEEM LIKE I'D STUMBLED RIGHT ON THE SPOT 286 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,935 WHERE ALL THE FISH IN THE RIVER COME 287 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,336 TO SORTA TALK THINGS OVER. 288 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,605 A FISHES COMMUNITY CENTER, YOU MIGHT SAY. 289 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,606 BOY! 290 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,841 YEAH. 291 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,609 WELL, KNOWIN' I HAD ME A GOOD THING 292 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,978 I KEPT HER A SECRET. 293 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,980 THE OTHER FELLAS WOULD GO FISHIN'-- 294 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,382 I'D-I'D SORTA SNEAK AWAY AND WE'D MEET LATER 295 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,185 AND THEY'D HAVE TWO OR THREE LITTLE BITTY THINGS 296 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,020 AND I'D HAVE A STRING OF WHALES. 297 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,355 TH-THEY WAS SO JEALOUS YOU COULD SMELL IT. 298 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,556 YEAH, I BET THEY WAS. 299 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,625 YOU'D BET RIGHT, TOO. 300 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,626 YEAH. 301 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,428 WELL, ONE DAY, ONE DAY 302 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,031 I SNUCK AWAY TO MY SECRET SPOT. 303 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,034 I HADN'T NO MORE'N GOTTEN MY LINE IN 304 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,369 WHEN WHAT DO YOU RECKON I SAW? 305 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,370 WHAT? 306 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,973 HODIE SNITCH WAS STANDIN' THERE. 307 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,975 HODIE SNITCH 308 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,176 TOUGH LITTLE FELLA 309 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,213 THAT USED TO LIVE IN THIS TOWN A LONG TIME AGO. 310 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,316 SEEMS HE SNUCK RIGHT AFTER ME WHEN I SNUCK AWAY. 311 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,317 DIRTY SNEAK. 312 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,886 YEAH. 313 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,887 YEAH. 314 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,222 HE WAS SNEAKY 315 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,525 BUT THAT AIN'T THE WORST OF IT. 316 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,260 HE SAYS TO ME-- 317 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,029 HO-HODIE SAYS-- 318 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,398 HE SAYS-HE SAYS, "BEAT IT, BOY." 319 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:30,337 HE SAYS, "FROM NOW ON, THIS HERE IS MY SPOT." 320 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,206 SAYS, "IF-IF I CATCH YOU FISHIN' HERE AGAIN 321 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,076 "I'M GONNA TEAR YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES 322 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,477 AND USE YOU FOR BAIT." 323 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,947 WHAT'D YOU DO, PAW? WHAT'D YOU DO? 324 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,948 I LEFT. 325 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,449 IT SHAMES ME TO SAY IT, SON 326 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,951 BUT I PICKED MYSELF UP 327 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,954 AND I CRAWLED OUTTA THERE LIKE I WAS A WHIPPED PUP 328 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,955 WHICH I WAS. 329 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:48,956 HOW COME, PAW? 330 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,223 WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM 331 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,359 CRAWL OUTTA THERE LIKE A WHIPPED PUP? 332 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,495 'CAUSE HE ACTED TOUGH AND I WAS SCARED OF HIM. 333 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,230 BUT IT WAS... 334 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,598 OH. 335 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,505 SOME FELLERS SURE TALK TOUGH, DON'T THEY, PAW? 336 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,606 THEY SURELY DO 337 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,109 ONLY YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT? 338 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,210 WHAT? 339 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,512 I FOUND OUT THAT TOUGH TALK'S JUST TALK. 340 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,949 SIT DOWN ON THAT LOG THERE, AND LET ME FIX YOUR SHOE. 341 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,185 YOU DID? 342 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,252 DID WHAT? 343 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,089 FOUND OUT THAT TOUGH TALK'S JUST TALK. 344 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,623 I SURELY DID. 345 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,225 HOW? 346 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,494 WELL, I GOT TO FEELIN' BAD 347 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,561 MIGHTY BAD. 348 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,729 YOU KNOW WHY? 349 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,265 'CAUSE HE TOOK AWAY YOUR MILK MONEY. 350 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,002 I MEAN, YOUR FISHIN' SPOT. 351 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,006 YEAH, THAT WAS IT-- AT FIRST-- 352 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,674 AND THEN, IT GOT TO BE FOR A DIFFERENT REASON. 353 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,676 I GOT TO FEELIN' MIGHTY ASHAMED 354 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,278 BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED 355 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,480 TO PROTECT WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE. 356 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716 MIGHTY ASHAMED. 357 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,717 YEAH. 358 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,520 YEAH. I'M TELLIN' YOU, 359 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,123 YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A FELLA THAT FELT LOWER 360 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,491 THAN A TWO-FACED, SNIVELING, CRAWLING -- 361 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,693 LILY 362 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,430 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 363 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,333 I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IMAGINATION. 364 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,502 WELL, YOU IMAGINE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 365 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,704 I FELT SO LOW THAT A LITTLE, BITTY ANT 366 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,606 COULDN'T HAVE WALKED UNDER ME. 367 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,343 AND I TRIED, AND I TRIED EVERY WAY I KNEW 368 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,145 TO GET SHUT OF THAT FEELING 369 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,580 BUT I JUST KEPT FEELIN' LOWER AND LOWER 370 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,748 AND THEN ONE DAY, 371 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,051 ONE DAY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL 372 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,586 THE TEACHER WAS TELLIN' US YOUNG'UNS 373 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,322 ABOUT HOW THIS COUNTRY OF OURS BEGUN 374 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,624 AND SHE TOLD US ABOUT THIS FELLA 375 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,394 THAT SAYS-SAYS, "MILLIONS FOR CHARITY 376 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,629 BUT NOT ONE PENNY FOR TRIBUTE" 377 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,632 AND THEN SHE EXPLAINED TO US WHAT THAT MEANT. 378 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,301 WHAT DOES IT MEAN, PAW? 379 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,502 WELL, THAT-THAT MEANS 380 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,604 THAT-THAT IT'S-IT'S FINE AND DANDY 381 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,274 TO GIVE AWAY SOMETHIN' BECAUSE YOU WANT TO 382 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,109 BUT N BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED 383 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,111 THE OTHER FELLA'S GONNA GIVE YOU 384 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,146 A PUNCH IN THE NOSE IF YOU DON'T. 385 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,148 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 386 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,350 I GOT MY FISHIN' GEAR 387 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:01,154 AND I MARCHED MYSELF RIGHT DOWN TO MY OLD FISHIN' HOLE. 388 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,655 YOU DID? I DID. 389 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691 AND THERE WAS HODIE... 390 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,359 TOUGH GUY HODIE-- 391 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,761 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 392 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,563 HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY. 393 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,099 NOPE. 394 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,335 HE DID JUST EXACTLY LIKE HE PROMISED HE WOULD. 395 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,170 A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? 396 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,339 RIGHT ON THE NOSE. 397 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,373 OH. 398 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,310 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 399 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,178 I LAUGHED. 400 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,147 YOU DID 401 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,650 BECAUSE IT COME TO ME THAT WHAT I'D BEEN SO SCARED OF 402 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,620 WASN'T REALLY WORTH BEIN' SCARED OF AT ALL. 403 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,589 I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THAT KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 404 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,590 YOU DIDN'T? 405 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,825 NOT A BIT 406 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:43,096 AND I LIT INTO HIM LIKE A WINDMILL IN A TORNADO. 407 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,197 WHAT HAPPENED? 408 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,400 ME AND YOU FISHED THAT SPOT, DIDN'T WE? 409 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,735 YEAH. 410 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,503 YEAH. 411 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,772 OKAY, COME ON. 412 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,712 PAW, YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT? 413 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,281 NOPE. 414 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,717 PAW? 415 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,718 YES, SON? 416 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,819 YOU LAUGHED? 417 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,655 YOU REALLY LAUGHED? 418 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,273 PAW? 419 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,407 YES, SON? 420 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,509 DID IT BLEED MUCH? 421 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,924 PAW? 422 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,393 HMM? 423 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,794 GOOD MORNIN', SON. 424 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,861 PAW? 425 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,430 UH 426 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,232 COULD YOU TAKE THIS DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE 427 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,533 AND HOLD IT THERE FOR ME? 428 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,701 WELL, I GUESS I COULD. 429 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,670 WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT FOR? 430 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,672 WELL, IF SOMETHIN' WAS TO HAPPEN 431 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,841 THAT GOT MY CLOTHES TORE AND MESSY 432 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,412 I FIGURED I COULD GO OVER TO THE COURTHOUSE AND CHANGE 433 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,580 SO'S AUNT BEE WON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. 434 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,581 OH, I SEE. 435 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,549 YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS 436 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,352 WHEN A FELLA GETS HIS CLOTHES TORE AND MESSY. 437 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,522 SHE SURE DOES KICK UP A FUSS, DON'T SHE? 438 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,956 SHE SURE DOES. 439 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,527 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD REASON. 440 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,529 THEY'LL BE AT THE COURTHOUSE, WAITIN' FOR YA. 441 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,930 THANKS, PAW. 442 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,210 YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT? 443 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,249 DO YOU THINK IT'S HAPPENED YET? 444 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,388 NO. HE'S LEAVIN' THE HOUSE ABOUT NOW. 445 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,792 POOR LITTLE FELLER. 446 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,328 YEAH. 447 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,829 WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE 448 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,598 RUNNIN' ALONG. 449 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,732 BARNEY? 450 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,733 HUH? 451 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,668 JUST STAY RIGHT HERE. 452 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,540 OKAY, ANDY. 453 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,819 I EXPECT HE IS JUST ABOUT TURNIN' THE CORNER 454 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,621 AT FIFTH AND ELM NOW. 455 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,623 YEAH. 456 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,359 THREE MORE BLOCKS. 457 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,760 YEAH. 458 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,829 YEAH. 459 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,632 THREE MORE BLOCKS. 460 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,301 WELL, I GUESS I'LL DO A LITTLE PATROLLIN'... 461 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,636 BARNEY! 462 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,803 I WANNA WATCH, ANDY. 463 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,005 YOU'LL SPOIL EVERYTHING IF YOU WATCH. 464 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,308 YEAH, I... 465 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,843 I GUESS SO. 466 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:59,552 DID YOU EVER DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WONDERED 467 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,021 IF YOU WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING? 468 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,624 YEAH. 469 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,560 COME ON, OPIE, HAND IT OVER. 470 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,698 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 471 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,570 ARE YA OR AIN'T YA? 472 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,842 I HOPE YOU WAS TELLIN' ME THE TRUTH, PAW. 473 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,415 OPIE! 474 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,483 OPIE, SON, YOU ALL RIGHT? 475 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,484 YEAH, PAW. 476 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,153 AIN'T IT A BEAUT? 477 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:36,756 IT SURE IS. 478 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:37,824 TELL THE TRUTH, BARNEY 479 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,827 DID YOU EVER SEE A PURTIER ONE IN ALL YOUR BORN DAYS? 480 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,995 NO, ANDY, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A PURTIER ONE 481 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,130 IN ALL MY BORN DAYS. 482 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,566 AND YOU WERE RIGHT-- I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT. 483 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,567 YOU DIDN'T? 484 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,968 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, BARNEY? 485 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:49,969 WHAT? 486 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,404 I LAUGHED. DID YOU? 487 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,839 YEAH, JUST LIKE YOU, PAW. 488 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,674 I LAUGHED AND SAILED INTO HIM 489 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,509 LIKE A WINDMILL IN A TORNADO. 490 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,145 SOUNDS LIKE YOU AIN'T STOPPED BLOWIN' EITHER. 491 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,146 YEAH. 492 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,881 AND HERE'S YOUR NICKEL, BARNEY. 493 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:02,882 OH, THANKS, OPE. 494 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,016 AND HERE'S YOURS, PAW. 495 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,051 WHY THANK YOU, SON. 496 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,052 YOU'RE WELCOME. 497 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,620 WANNA KNOW SOMETHIN', PAW? 498 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:08,621 WHAT? 499 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:09,856 A SANDWICH SURE 500 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,824 TASTES BETTER WITH MILK. 501 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,834 YOU THINK MAYBE IT'LL SPREAD OVER TO THE OTHER EYE, PAW? 502 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,471 AND MAYBE MY NOSE WILL SWELL UP SOME, HUH, PAW, HUH? 503 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,072 WELL... 504 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,807 HERE IT IS, ANDY. 505 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,710 OH, GOOD. MUCH OBLIGED, BARN. 506 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,812 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL LAST, PAW? 507 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,683 I MEAN, IF I TAKE CARE OF IT AND DON'T WASH IT. 508 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:42,555 YOU AIN'T GONNA PUT THAT ON MY EYE, ARE YOU, PAW? 509 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,591 SURE, IT'LL TAKE THE STING OUT. 510 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:45,658 THE COLOR, TOO? 511 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,726 WELL... 512 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,927 AND THE SWELLING? 513 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,161 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 514 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,731 OH. 515 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,904 UH, THE SOONER YOU PUT THAT ON, THE QUICKER SHE WORKS. 516 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:02,108 YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO. 517 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,048 I-I DON'T KNOW, BARNEY. 518 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:10,650 IF A FELLA GETS A MEDAL, 519 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,652 IT AIN'T RIGHT TO ASK HIM TO HIDE IT. 520 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,555 SON, IF YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT, 521 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,591 IT COULD BE THAT IT'LL LAST A WEEK OR TWO. 522 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,727 GEE, THANKS, PAW. 34113

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