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(whistling sprightly tune)
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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also sfam‘ng Don Knotrs.
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ALL:
I I was seeing Nellie home I
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J' l was seeing
Nellie home J‘
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I It was from Aunt Dinah's
quilting party I
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J' l was seeing Nellie home I
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J' In the sky‘
the bright stars glittered J‘
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J‘ On the banks,
the pale moon shone I
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I It was from Aunt Dinah's
quilting party I
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J' l was seeing Nellie home I
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J' l was seeing
Nellie home J‘
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J' l was seeing Nellie home I
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I It was from Aunt Dinah's
quilting party I
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I l was seeing I
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I Nellie home. I
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(laughter)
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Oh, that was extra good,
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We ought to sing together
more often,
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| tell you the truth.
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Would you mind settin' it
over there, Ellie?
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I love to sing
alongside Barney,
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You‘re just sayin’ that.
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Oh, I think you got a
real fan there, Eamey.
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BARN EY:
Think so?
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Yeah, boy.
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How about
some more cake, Andy?
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No, thank you.
I've had enough.
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How about you two?
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Well, I believe I could...
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Oh, I think they've
had enough, too.
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Right, uh, right, gang?
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Oh. right.
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(laughing)
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(talking quietly)
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(giggling)
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What's that?
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Power tailure.
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Been happening
a lot lately.
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It only lasts
about a minute.
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It's all right by me.
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I think it’s more romantic.
don’t you, Ellie?
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(giggling):
Andy.
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Nice goin'. Casanova.
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So, they put this
powder on, see,
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and that raises
the fingerprint.
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Well‘ once you
got a fingerprint.
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why‘ you just send her along
to the good ol' FBI
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and that criminal‘s
as good as a goner.
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Well, uh, here we are.
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It‘s been a very...
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educational walk home.
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Oh, I'm glad
you enjoyed it.
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Well...
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Well, what?
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Well, uh...
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Good night, Thelma Lou.
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Good night.
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Thelma Lou?
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Yes, Barney?
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Next time, I’ll tell you
all about the assembly
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and the oiling of a
(SB-caliber revolver, okay?
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Okay.
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|-|‘|| see ya.
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Your move, Paw.
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I know it is.
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I'm just formulatin'
my plan of attack...
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and I believe
I've got her.
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Sure you wanna move there, Paw?
I can jump ya.
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Go right ahead.
You'll fall in with my plans.
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Okay. |jump.,, here.
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Now watch this.
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I ain't finished, Paw.
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I also jump here, here,
here, here, and here.
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Got any plans now, Paw?
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Yeah, I got plans to quit
playin' with you.
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You‘re a riverboat sharpie
is what you are.
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ANDY: Well, good mornin’
to ya, Deputy Fife.
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You look mighty bright
and bushy-tailed.
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Uh, did you, uh,
do all right last night?
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What are you
talkin' about,
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did I do all right?
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Well, you know,
when you walked, uh,
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Thelma Lou home, uh...
what happened?
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Well, what do you
mean, "What happened?"
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We got there.
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Yeah, but alter you got there
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and you said good night
at the door... did you, uh,..?
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(kissing)
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Andy, the boy.
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Huh?
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Um, Opie, why don't you
run on out and plajfl
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You tryin‘
to get rid of me, Paw?
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Well, uh...
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yeah, lguess
that's about the size of it.
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Okay. I'll go.
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Gee whiz, you'd think
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I never heard
about kissin' before.
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(door closes)
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Now-now tell,
now tell me.
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Did-did you get
a little kissy?
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(clears throat)
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No, I didn‘t.
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You didn't?
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No, I didn‘t.
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Didn't? Well, why not?
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Well, Idon't know, Andy.
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Well, I can't help it.
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When I'm alone with her,
l-l just freeze up,
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I don't know what
to say or what to do.
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Well, haven’t you seen
enough Rock Hudson movies
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to know how
to sweet-talk a girl?
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You better tell that girl
how you feel about her.
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If you don't,
you're gonna lose her.
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Girls like to hear
things like that.
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Well, I know.
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Well, there's plenty
of things I can think of
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to say when I'm alone--
things she‘d like to hear.
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-Oh, you can?
-Sure.
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Like what?
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Well, Andy, see...
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that‘s where
it gets tough,
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Now, I usually think
of these things
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when I'm shavin‘ or
soakin' my feet at night.
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Yeah. Well-well, play like
you're soakin' your feet now
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and tell me some
of the things you say.
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Come on.
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Well, uh... lsay, uh
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I say, Thelma Lou...
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uh, I like you,
Thelma Lou.
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I like ya a lot.
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You‘re the cat's.
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|-| never said
them three words
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to a girl before,
Thelma Lou, but...
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but I mean it.
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You‘re the cat's.
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|-| think about
ya all the time.
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Sometimes at breakfast,
I stare down at my eggs
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and | see your face
right in there.
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Well, there's.,. there's
nothin' I'd like better
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than to have you as my
steady girl, Thelma Lou
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because.,. well...
like I said...
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you're the cat‘s.
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Well, that's beautiful, Barney,
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I mean it.
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There‘s not a girl
in the world
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that wouldn't
like to hear
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things like that
said to her.
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And do you know why?
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Because you‘re sincere.
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Well...
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Now, I mean it.
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Now, why can‘t you say
them things to Thelma Lou?
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Oh, I just can't.
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Well, what do you want,
somebody to say ’em for ya?
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That wouldn’t
be a bad idea.
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Barney, I declare,
ljust don't understand you.
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You said 'em all fine
right there.
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How come you can‘t say
the same thing to Thelma Lou?
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Well, I guess the trouble is
I can...
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I can only say 'em
to a fade like yours,
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Character.
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Barney said that...
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about me?
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He sure did.
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He said,
"You're the cat's."
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Now that‘s a direct quote.
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Well, why can't
he tell me himself?
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Oh, well, Barney just can't
bring himself to.
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Golly, some fellas can speak
right up to their girls
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and some can‘t.
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So he sent you over
here to talk for him.
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So you'd play John Alden.
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Ooh, nooo!
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If he had any idea
I was over here,
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he‘d be madder
than a homet.
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| just thought
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that you ought to know
how he feels about you.
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Well, that‘s nice
of you, Andy,
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but I‘d still like to hear it
from the horse's mouth.
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Well, you ain‘t exactly
got a talking horse here.
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You do like Barney,
don't you?
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Oh, of course I do.
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There‘s no one else.
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Well, he sure does like you.
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Oh, I wish I could hear it
from his own thin lips.
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Well...
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I don't know how you'll ever
get it out of that boy.
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Well, I don't, either, Andy
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but there ought
to be some way
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to provoke him
into speaking up,
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You just remember
one thing.
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He thinks
you're the cat's.
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I'll see you.
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Sarah?
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4-3-1, please.
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Barnejfl This is Thelma Lou.
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Barney, guess who just came
calling on me.
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All right. Put 'em up.
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What?
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You heard me.
Put 'em up.
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What's the matter
with you?
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What‘s the matter
with me?
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Do you deny calling
on my girl?
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Oh. Well, uh,
Barney, uh...
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Well, come on.
Out with R!
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Do you deny it?
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Well, uh, yeah, I
called on Thelma Lou.
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0h!
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How could you do it?!
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How could you try
to steal my girl?
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How?
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Well, well,
now, Barney,
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this may be hard
for you to believe,
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Now, lcalled
on Thelma Lou
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but I called on her
in your behalf.
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00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,299
Oh, sure.
220
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,141
Well, I did! lthought
that she ought to hear
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some of the things that you
can‘t bring yourself to say.
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and l was just
trying to help.
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00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:08,805
Now, you’ve got
to believe me.
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I didn‘t try to
steal your girl.
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00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:10,890
Oh, no?
226
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,642
Well, then how come
when | asked her
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for Saturday night,
she turned me down
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and she said
the same thing
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for the next
Saturday night
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and the Saturday after that
and the Saturday after that!
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She said she was holding them
all open for youl
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She did?
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Yes, she did.
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Well, uh...
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0h. .
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(laughs)
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Don't you get it?
238
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,459
Oh, no, no, Andy.
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Don't try to laugh
your way out of this.
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That's where
you cheapen yourself.
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00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,668
Well, Barney...
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00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,342
How would you like it if I tried
to steal Ellie away from you?
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00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,759
Well...
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00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,553
Oh, you don't think
I can, do you?
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Well, that's not
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the point.
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Pointl Well, lcan,
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and the funny part is, you're
the one that showed me how.
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All I got to do
is sweet-talk her,
250
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,353
and I‘ve seen just enough
Rock Hudson pictures
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-to know how to do that.
-Barney..,
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Oh, this is the oldest game
in the world—
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stealing your
best friend‘s girl.
254
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,904
Well, four can play
at this game, buddy.
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00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,530
You just watch me.
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00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,577
Hello, Sarah?
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00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,204
Get me Floyd's barber shop.
258
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,251
You won't listen, will you?
259
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,920
I'm just trying...
260
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,088
(humming "Beautiful Dreamer")
261
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,087
(humming continues)
262
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,429
Hello, Floyd?
263
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,764
This is Barney Fife.
264
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,052
Who's in the chair?
265
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,470
Well, get rid of 'em.
266
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,810
I‘m coming over
and I‘m ready for action.
267
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,725
That's right.
I want the works:
268
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,975
shave, haircut, witch hazel,
eau de cologne, toilet water...
269
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,899
If it smells, I want it.
270
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,039
(bell jangles)
271
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,908
I‘ll be right outl
I'm in the back!
272
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,060
Hello, there.
273
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,403
Oh, hi, Barney,
274
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,816
(laughing)
275
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,735
What did you do
to your hair?
276
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,233
What do you mean?
277
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,657
Well, I've never seen it
quite that way before.
278
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,744
Like it?
279
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,956
What have you got on you?
280
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,249
Kinda... gets
to you, don't it?
281
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,247
Okay, Barney,
what'll it be?
282
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,294
Does it have to...
283
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,791
be anything?
284
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,134
Well, no. No.
285
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,923
You can sit down
ifyou like.
286
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,047
I just have this
prescription to finish.
287
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,923
You know the light in here
288
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,426
does crazy things
to your hair,
289
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,927
What?
290
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,429
Oh, why pretend?
291
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,271
I like you, Ellie.
292
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,437
You're my kind
of woman.
293
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,729
What?!
294
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:04,322
Let‘s not try to
fight it... baby.
295
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,941
Barney Fife,
have you been drinking?
296
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,113
Oh, baby...
297
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,281
Oh, now, stop.
298
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,154
I haven't time
for this nonsense.
299
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,996
Now, stop acting
like a juvenile.
300
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,866
| feel sorry for you, baby.
301
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,959
You had your chance
to fly with me
302
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,999
but you wasn't
woman enough.
303
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,339
Now the balloon's
gone up without you.
304
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,887
I knew I should've called
you and warned you,
305
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,731
but I just didn't think
he'd go through with it.
306
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,566
Well, it looks
like we got us
307
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,731
the eternal quadrangle,
don't it?
308
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,354
You certainly
helped matters
309
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,026
with that call
on Thelma Lou.
310
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,194
Well, dad-burn it,
311
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,487
I still think l was
doing the right thing.
312
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,907
She's just using that
to make Barney jealous.
313
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,074
Uh-oh.
314
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,242
What's the matter?
315
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,206
Here comes Thelma Lou.
316
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,826
You better have
a talk with her.
317
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,044
I figure to.
318
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,756
Hi, Andy.
319
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,751
Hello, Ellie.
320
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,753
AN DY:
Thelma Lou.
321
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,551
Thelma Lcu, I want
to ask you something,
322
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,425
How come you told Barney
I called on you?
323
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,926
Well, you
didn't want
324
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,973
to keep it a
secret, did you?
325
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,437
How would that look?
326
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,057
Well, itjust seems like
Barney‘s misunderstood
327
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,650
the nature
of that visit
328
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,235
and it also seems like
that you might be the one
329
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,275
encouraging
that misunderstanding.
330
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,614
Now, am I right?
331
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,233
Why. Andy.
all I did was...
332
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,575
(door opening)
333
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,908
Uh, well...
334
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,410
I'd better be going.
335
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,208
Bye, all.
336
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,753
Bye, Andy.
337
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,921
Did you hear that?
"Bye, Andy. "
338
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,593
That was
for your benefit.
339
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,261
Can't you see
what she‘s doing?
340
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,633
Oh, no, no, don't.
341
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,885
There‘s no point
342
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,352
in playing out
this farce any longer.
343
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,096
What?!
344
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,224
Oh, I think you betterjust
get yourself another deputy.
345
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,442
I'll just step out
of the picture.
346
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,744
That poor, sorrowful fella.
347
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:19,616
He actually believes
you've stolen her away from him.
348
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,619
Lord, Iwished I hadn't
have never got into this.
349
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,461
Oh, I was just amazed
350
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,626
when he walked in
playing Casanova,
351
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,124
Oh, Barney's different.
352
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,467
You just call his bluff
353
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,301
maybe wink at him
a couple of times
354
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,795
and I guarantee you
355
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,638
he‘d run like
a scared rabbit.
356
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,885
Say, that's not
a bad idea.
357
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,386
What?
358
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,559
Supposing I do
make the rabbit run.
359
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,728
Maybe you could work
the same trick
360
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,441
on your little bunny.
361
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,777
Thelma Lou?
362
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,441
Oh, you mean maybe
363
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,065
if we get both
our rabbits to run
364
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,409
why, maybe theyd run
right into one another.
365
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,028
Mightjust.
366
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,655
Well, Ellie, may I say,
behind that pretty face,
367
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,749
you got a awful
handsome brain.
368
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,083
Why, Andy.
369
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,425
Hello, Thelma Lou.
370
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,920
Could I, uh, talk
with you for a spell?
371
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,341
Of course you can.
Come on in.
372
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,260
Wouldn‘t the porch swing
373
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,931
be a little more,
uh... com
374
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,929
Yes, I guess it would.
375
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,270
Say, lovely day,
isn't it?
376
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,768
Mm-hmm.
377
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:38,703
Uh... what was it you
wanted to say, Andy?
378
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,290
Can't you... guess?
379
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,325
No.
380
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,703
It's about yesterday.
381
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,705
I‘ve been doing
a lot of thinking
382
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,048
and you know what?
383
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,215
We can no more
stop the fates
384
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,305
than we can
the ocean's tide
385
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,844
or the sun
and the moon.
386
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,011
What?
387
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,350
Oh, I know
388
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,969
when I came
to call yesterday
389
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,891
I came to speak
for someone else.
390
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,389
Yes?
391
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,810
And then
392
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,730
fickle fate
took over.
393
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,023
What do you mean?
394
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,316
Oh, I've tried.
395
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,316
I've tried...
but I can't fight it.
396
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,069
Thelma Lou...
397
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,911
you and me
are star»crossed.
398
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,405
Andy!
399
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,249
Oh, I know I said a lot
about speaking for Barney
400
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,914
but that was a pretense.
401
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,584
I wanted to speak for me,
but I didn't dare.
402
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,422
Well, now, I do dare.
403
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,042
I am speaking for me.
404
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:40,890
Thelma Lou,
I want you for my own.
405
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,758
You call for me, Ellie?
406
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,010
Oh, that's right, Barney.
407
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,477
This is probably
my last official act
408
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,267
as peace officer
in Mayberry.
409
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,641
What's the trouble: Vandalism?
Disturbing the peace?
410
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,483
Being my last,
I hope it's a goody.
411
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,899
Come on in the back.
412
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,077
It's not
an official call, Barney.
413
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,072
Huh?
414
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,948
You can put that away.
415
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,669
I just wanted to see you
about, uh, yesterday--
416
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,208
the things you said.
417
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,957
Oh... them.
418
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,458
Well, I‘m sorry.
419
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,460
Oh, don't be. Say them again.
420
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,211
Huh?
421
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,429
Please?
422
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,472
Uh, well, yeah...
423
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,936
but when I said
'em yesterday,
424
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,931
you said I was
being juvenile.
425
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,307
Oh, I was wrong.
426
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,435
It was I
who was a juvenile;
427
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,437
a frightened
little girl.
428
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,109
Uh... frightened?
429
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,358
Afraid to accept the dream
that was offered to me.
430
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,859
But now it‘s
different?
431
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,953
As different
as night and day.
432
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,197
Yesterday,
you were Barney Fife,
433
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,870
just a good friend.
434
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,870
But today, I realize
you're not just a friend.
435
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,371
N-n-n-not a friend?
436
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,498
No.
437
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,046
You're the man I want
438
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,546
and with your hair the way
't was yesterday.
439
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:08,019
N—n-now, now, now,
now, now, now, now...
440
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,388
Andy, why don't you
think this over?
441
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,515
Take a little time.
442
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,017
Love don't hold
a stopwatch.
443
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,774
Somewhere, somehow,
444
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,569
someone wanted us
to be together.
445
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,565
What for?
446
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,403
You did?!
447
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,405
Yes, and I‘ll
do it again.
448
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,826
Andy Taylor!
449
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,790
Ellie Walker!
450
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,705
Oh!
451
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,424
Really, Ellie? He did?
452
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,717
(laughs)
Huh?
453
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,434
Oh, I wish you could've seen her
get up off of that swing
454
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,099
and mn in that house
and slam that door!
455
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,393
Uh, yeah...
456
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,062
(quietly): I'll, uh...
I'll talk to you later.
457
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,401
Here comes Barney.
458
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,738
0h, howdy.
Howdy there, Barney.
459
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,232
Golly. You look
all shook up.
460
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,734
Where you been?
461
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,076
Andy?
462
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,570
Huh?
463
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,540
Uh, I don‘t know how
to tell you this, but...
464
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,409
well, you're my friend
465
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,254
and... you've got
a right to know.
466
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,793
Know about what?
467
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,587
It's about Ellie.
468
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,755
Ellie?
469
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,004
You better
sit back, pal.
470
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,802
This could be ajolt.
471
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,347
(clears throat):
Well, now, uh...
472
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,811
I guess that you...
you figure that
473
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,682
Ellie's kind of...
kind of sweet on you.
474
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,729
But, uh... well, uh...
475
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,273
I got to tell you
476
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,771
that it-it-it
just ain't so.
477
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,318
No?
478
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,067
I'vejust come from her arms.
479
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,078
You...?
480
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,446
I'm sorry, Andy,
481
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,120
but you just
got to face the fact that...
482
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,460
well. I‘m the one
she's sweet on.
483
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,376
Oh, l-l know I
ought to be happy.
484
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,964
I got back at you
485
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,960
and stole your girl
away from you
486
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,304
but, well, somehow
it just don't make me happy.
487
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,219
It‘s a hollow victory.
488
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,394
I'm sorry, buddy.
489
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,810
I‘m sorry
for this whole ugly mess.
490
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,074
Barney.. .
491
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,492
He‘s in there.
492
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,992
I don't want to see him.
493
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,164
It‘s you I want.
494
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,083
Y—you want me?
495
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,211
(quiet laugh)
496
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,552
Well, you're-you're
the second one today.
497
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,171
Barney, something
happened a while ago
498
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,549
that»that brought me
to my senses.
499
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,925
Yeah?
500
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:56,054
Barney, now...
now don't be angry,
501
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,021
but I made up that
whole thing with Andy
502
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,435
just to get you jealous.
503
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,818
You-you did?
504
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:07,111
Whether you sweet-talk
me or not, Barney,
505
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,823
it's you I want.
506
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,534
(quiet laugh)
507
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,200
(clears throat):
Well, you know...
508
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,370
it's, uh, it's funny
that you should say that.
509
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,742
It is?
510
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,459
Yeah. Because, well...
511
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:23,331
something happened to me, too,
a little while ago. ..
512
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,379
something that I...
I thought I wanted to happen,
513
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:29,629
but, well,
when it happened, why...
514
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,255
nothing happened.
515
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,882
Nothing?
516
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:37,057
No. lt-it come to me
then that. ..
517
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,727
Well, you're... you're
the only gin for me.
518
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,476
Oh, Barney...
519
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,021
Poor old Andy.
520
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,696
Well... some of us got it,
some of us ain't.
521
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,994
Ellie?
522
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,837
Looks like we did it.
523
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:07,709
Yeah. Romeo and Juliet
just walked off arm in arm.
524
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,345
I Oh, little Liza,
little Liza Jane I
525
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:18,139
I Oh,
little Liza, little Liza Jane I
526
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,389
I Well, oh, little Liza,
little Liza Jane I
527
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,268
I Oh, I'fitle Liza,
little Liza Jane. I
528
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,941
Extra good! I love them
fast 'un's like that.
529
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,688
I think I'm going
to get us a snack.
530
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,190
Oh! Good idea!
531
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,532
Good idea, Ellie!
532
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,902
Yeah, a little snack
would do us good right now.
533
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,121
A little snack
never hurt nobody.
534
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:42,460
Whoo, yeah, boy! Mm!
535
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,670
Uh... don‘t you think
536
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,459
you better help Ellie
in the kitchen?
537
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,300
Naw, she does very well
by herself.
538
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,634
(laughing)
539
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,128
(clears throat)
540
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:56,257
(sighing):
Ah, boy...
541
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,974
(smacks lips, sniffs)
542
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,516
Hmm?
543
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,443
Oh, uh...
544
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,733
let me, uh, let me
give you a hand, Eleanor.
545
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,825
(clears throat)
546
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,820
Well, Thelma Lou,
looks like you and me
547
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,196
are alone together
at last.
548
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,994
(nervous laugh)
549
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:25,707
Hey, Barney,
you want some pie?
550
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,830
Yeah. Pie's fine.
I'll have pie.
551
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,172
(both laugh nervously)
552
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,507
(clears throat)
553
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,001
Well, where were we?
554
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,013
You want some cheese
on your pie?
555
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,224
Uh, cheese is fine.
A l'ttle cheese.
556
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,731
You want cream and sugar
in your coffee?
557
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,145
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
558
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,984
Cream and sugar
and pie and cheese
559
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,399
and I'll get it myself!
560
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,571
(whistling sprightly tune)
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