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( theme music playing )
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Hi, Tony.
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Hi, Latka.
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How you doing?
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Oh... ( speakingnative language )
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Well, I got a little problem.
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Oh...
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( speaking native language )
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Well, there's
this girl...
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( speakingnative language )
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Well, I met her
a couple of weeks ago.
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She's a cab driver, too.
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Works out of the Bronx.
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We were both
in the line at Kennedy
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and we got to talking
and we went for breakfast...
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( speaking native language )
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Right-- one thing
led to another.
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So, I've been seeing her
for a couple of weeks
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and I'm not so sure I want
to go on seeing her.
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( asks question )
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Can I just tell her?
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I mean, I think she likes me.
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I don't want to hurt the girl.
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( speaking native language )
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You're right, the longer I wait
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the tougher it's
going to get, but...
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You're right. I just got
to take care of it today.
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( speakingnative language )
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I will, Latka,
I will, all right.
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Hey, Latka, tell me something.
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How come I never understand
a single word you say,
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yet I always know
what you're talking about?
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Oh...
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( speakingnative language )
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Uh... uh...
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( speakingnative language )
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Yeah, that must be it.
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Hey, Alex.
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Louie, I just had
an accident in 723.
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What? Are you
okay, man?
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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One thing at a time.
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Where's the cab?
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It's upstairs.
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Latka, go on up and
check out the damage.
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I want a complete report.
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Was anybody hurt?
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No, no.
It's no big deal.
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I just dented my fender
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and knocked in the side
of a parked car.
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It shouldn't be more
than $700-800.
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A parked car?
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Yeah.
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Alex Rieger, 180,000 miles
without an accident,
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voted "New York Cabbie
of the Month" August 1977,
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just rams into
a parked car?
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Louie, I just couldn't help it!
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I was going
down 72nd street
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and as I was approaching
Third Avenue,
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this dog runs out
in front of my cab.
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Either I hit the dog
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or swerve and
hit this Cordoba
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that was parked there.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean, you had a choice
of running over some mutt
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and ramming into a Cordoba?
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A Chrysler Cordoba
with Corinthian leather?
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And you chose...
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You made a conscious choice
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to hit the Cordoba?
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Where are your values, Rieger?
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Hey, Louie, why don't you
just lay off him, all right?
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Yeah, he feels
bad enough.
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( growls )
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Were there
any witnesses?
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No.
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What about the owner
of the parked car?
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He wasn't there.
I left a note
on his windshield.
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Ooh, you left a note
on his windshield.
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Yeah.
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Oh, good thinking, Rieger.
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Otherwise, he might not know
where to reach us
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and we couldn't pay
for the damages.
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Smart, smart.
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Louie, you have
to leave a note.
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It's the law.
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Well, sure it's the law.
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It's also the law you
can't spit in public.
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You have such an elegant way of
making a point, you know that?
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Come on, let's get breakfast.
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$700 damage just to
avoid hitting a dog.
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I mean, if you'd
have swerved
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to avoid hitting
an old lady,
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I could understand.
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I'm not saying
I'd agree,
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but I could understand.
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But a dog.
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( growls )
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You know, that was
my first accident
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in almost six years
of driving a cab.
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Well, look at it this way--
you're not a virgin anymore.
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Yeah, I lost my bumper.
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Hey, Tony,
over here.
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Hi, Tony.
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Hi, Tony.
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Hey, I can only sit down
for a minute.
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I'm meeting Denise
here for breakfast.
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JOHN:
Hey, you want
some coffee?
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Yeah, please.
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Hey, Bobby,
maybe you can help me.
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I got to tell Denise I don't
want to see her anymore.
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I don't know how to do it
without hurting her.
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Ooh...
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That kind of thing's
never easy to do.
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I tell you what.
This is what you do.
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You put all the blame
on yourself, right?
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You tell her that you're
not worthy of her, you know,
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that she can do better.
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Nah, she'd
never buy that.
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I've been trying
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to figure out a way
to do this all week.
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Anybody got
any suggestions?
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Hey, Elaine, what
do guys usually do
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when they want
to get rid of you?
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Thanks a lot.
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You know what
I mean, Elaine.
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Tony, just be honest.
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Just tell her how you feel
and then take your lumps.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Hey, Alex, you ever
have to break up
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with a woman
you were close to?
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Oh, what am I saying.
He was married.
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I mean, do you remember
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what you said to your wife
to break up with her?
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Yeah, I remember what I said.
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I said, "Why is that man
wearing my pajamas?"
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DENISE:
Tony?
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Hi, Denise.
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Hi, baby.
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Let's sit over there.
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Aren't you going
to introduce me to your friends?
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There doesn't seem
to be much point.
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Okay.
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Denise, this is Elaine,
Alex, Bobby and John.
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Hi, how are you?
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Well, we were just leaving.
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Have a nice
breakfast.
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It was nice
knowing you.
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You want some?
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No, thanks.
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Sure?
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Help you stay awake,
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take a few pounds off
or do the 100 in 9.7.
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You know I don't do
that kind of junk.
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So how you doing, honey?
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I'm okay.
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Denise, I got
something to say.
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I wish there was a...
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a smarter way to
lead up to this.
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I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
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Well...
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There might have been
some smarter ways
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of leading up
to that, Tony.
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I mean, some guys
would have tried
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to soften me up with
a lot of flattery.
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Or they might
have made up
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some long,
involved story.
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Not you.
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You just came
right out with it.
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I can't say you weren't
straight with me.
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I guess that's what I've
always liked about you.
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Thanks.
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That's also why I'm
never gonna let you go.
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( Latka singingin native language )
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* ...taxi, honey...
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( continues singingin native language )
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Hey, Rieger.
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You got to help me
so I can fill out
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this property
damage report.
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Oh, not the box
again, Louie.
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Come on over here.
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What's he doing?
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They're going to
reenact the accident.
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It's company policy--
it's fun.
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Hold the box here.
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Okay
Latka watch?
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Here, sit down.
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All right.
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Now, here's
72nd Street
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where it intersects
with Third Avenue.
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That's right.
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Now, we got a
stoplight here.
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Right.
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All right.
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Okay, what color
was the light?
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The light
was green.
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( stoplight dings )
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All right.
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It's green.
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All right.
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Now, you were
traveling west
on 72nd street?
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Right.
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Now, were there people
in the streets?
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Yeah, there were a few,
it was early in the morning.
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Now, where'd the
dog come from?
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About over here.
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All right.
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I don't have a dog.
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What's that
over there?
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It's not a dog.
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It's a gun,
it's a gun.
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Here, here.
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No cockroaches,
Latka.
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Get that cockroach
out of there.
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Sorry to bother you.
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All right, I got a baby.
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We'll use the baby for the dog.
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Okay.
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I'm traveling
in this direction
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at about 30 miles an hour.
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I notice the light is green,
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so I start to speed up
so I can make it
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and just then, all of a sudden,
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this dog runs out
in the middle of the road,
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so I swerve to my right and I
hit this parked car right here.
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My right fender hits the door
on the driver's side.
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I carom off and I come
to a stop about there.
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And the dog runs off,
I don't know, somewhere.
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And that was it.
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Phew!
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Thank you very much.
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Hey, Tony.
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Hi, everybody.
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BOBBY:
How'd it go with Denise
this morning?
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JOHN:
Yeah, how'd it go?
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Well, it didn't go exactly
like I thought it would.
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Well, you told her
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you wanted to break
up with her, didn't you?
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Yeah, I told her.
Just like you said--
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straight and honest.
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But she said she wasn't
going to let me go.
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What does that mean?
She wasn't going to let you go?
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She didn't believe me.
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She kept telling me we were
really good for each other.
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and that whatever I was
feeling now, I'd get over.
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I kept telling her, "I'm
not going to get over it."
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But I couldn't convince her.
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She kept asking me to come
back to her room with her.
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Oh. But you didn't
go, did you?
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Yeah, I mean,
it was the toughest scene
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I've ever been through.
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Right there in the restaurant,
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she started kissing me
on the neck,
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stuff like that--
nibbling on my fingers.
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It wasn't easy to say no.
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Did you ever see
The Wizard of Oz?
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Yeah.
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What's that got to do with it?
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Well, remember
the Wicked Witch of the West?
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The one with the green face
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and the big nose
and that ugly wart on her chin?
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Yeah.
263
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,534
Well, I just closed my eyes
264
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:25,601
and tried to pretend it was her
doing all that stuff to me.
265
00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:28,968
Pretended it was that ugly witch
sucking my fingers.
266
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,400
I pretended it was that ugly
witch blowing in my ear.
267
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:36,167
And I pretended it was that ugly
witch with her hand on my knee.
268
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,234
And then...
269
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,734
And then what?
270
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:43,033
I got to thinking-- who cares
how ugly the witch is?
271
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,367
Tony, you mean
you went with her?
272
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,767
No, Elaine, I didn't.
273
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:54,267
I realized, you know, if I did,
I'd never end this relationship.
274
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,467
From somewhere,
I don't know where,
275
00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:58,667
but I got the strength
to say no.
276
00:11:58,701 --> 00:11:59,667
What did Denise do?
277
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,501
Well, I really must have
surprised her.
278
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:03,367
She didn't think
I had it in me either.
279
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,534
She just got up
and left the restaurant.
280
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:07,100
I guess she finally realized
281
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,834
that when I said it was over,
I meant it was over.
282
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:12,467
Hey, Tony, you
did real good, man.
283
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:13,701
Yeah, I'll say.
284
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,200
It was the only way.
285
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,767
TONY:
And I'll tell you something,
it wasn't easy.
286
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:20,200
All right, all right,
we got a lot of cabs here.
287
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:23,601
Hey, Nardo, you got 708.
288
00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,868
Wheeler, 204.
289
00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,200
All right.
290
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,701
Rieger, 509.
291
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:33,400
Burns, 311, Burns.
292
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,067
Banta, 682.
293
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,067
All right.
294
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,667
Hey, Latka,
get 246 ready.
295
00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,901
I'm giving it
to the new driver.
296
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,400
What new driver?
297
00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,667
That one.
298
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,067
Hi, Tony.
299
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,467
Geela, you got 916.
300
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:51,467
Rutherford, you got...
301
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,734
Here you go, Louie.
302
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,200
You booked $19 today?
303
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:12,234
A one and a nine?
304
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:13,667
Louie, leave me alone, man.
305
00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:15,100
I got enough problems.
306
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,834
Listen, Banta, I can make life
really rough for you
307
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:22,534
if I wanted to, but you're
Italian and I'm Italian.
308
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,901
So I'm going
to tell you
309
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,334
just like I'd tell
my own brother--
310
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,667
you better smarten up, meatball.
311
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,901
Hi, honey.
312
00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:34,200
Yeah, hi.
313
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:36,434
Here you go, Louie.
314
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,767
$217?
315
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:44,033
Hey, you losers hear this?
316
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:49,300
This sweet young bimbo
just booked $217.
317
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:52,133
A new Sunshine Cab
company record.
318
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,901
Congratulations, Denise.
319
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,467
I'd shake your hand, but
I'm afraid I'd get you hot.
320
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,801
Thanks, Louie.
321
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,000
What's that you're taking?
322
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,200
Just a couple of bennies
and a black beauty.
323
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:07,701
What?
324
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:09,434
You know, uppers.
325
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,400
What are you doing?
326
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:15,934
I know about
those things.
327
00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,367
They can be
hell on you.
328
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,834
They can ruin
your health,
329
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:19,934
destroy your body.
330
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,367
Why are you
taking them?
331
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,601
It's how I can work
18 hours straight
332
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:24,801
and book so much.
333
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:28,767
You got enough I can
give the other guys?
334
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,901
ELAINE:
I'll take three.
335
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,067
BOBBY:
All right.
336
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,734
And then I'll
take three.
337
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:35,901
Three.
338
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,467
I'll take three.
339
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,901
I got one.
340
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:40,901
ELAINE:
Okay, I open a quarter.
341
00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:43,234
I raise you
a quarter.
342
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,968
I raise you 50 cents.
343
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,868
All right by me,
I see you.
344
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:47,934
I see you.
345
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:49,067
I see you.
346
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,100
I see you.
347
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,467
Come on, Denise,
give me a break.
348
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:58,234
That's lousy, the way
she keeps bugging him.
349
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,667
JOHN:
Okay, my deal.
350
00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:00,667
LOUIE:
Hey, Rieger.
351
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:01,667
What?
352
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,167
Move it, the
boss is upstairs
353
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,167
waiting for you.
354
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,100
He wants to talk to you
about the accident.
355
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,167
Yeah, I figured
he would.
356
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,167
Anybody got
an aspirin?
357
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,367
I got a miserable
headache.
358
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,534
Baby aspirin.
359
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:11,934
Yeah, take one of these.
360
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:16,834
That doesn't look
like aspirin.
361
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,634
Well, it works
just the same.
362
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,200
I take them all the time
when I get a headache.
363
00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,567
You better take
another one.
364
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:25,934
Thanks-- okay.
365
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,901
How's your
headache?
366
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:32,734
Hey, I just took the
pills two seconds ago.
367
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,100
You can't expect...
368
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,400
What headache?
369
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:38,534
What kind of pills are those?
370
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,767
They're called black beauties.
371
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,000
Oh, great, I'll have
to remember that
372
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,067
when I go to
the drugstore.
373
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,901
Hey, wait a minute,
that's amphetamines, isn't it?
374
00:15:43,934 --> 00:15:44,601
Yeah.
375
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:45,601
I read about those.
376
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,167
Those are poison.
You can kill somebody.
377
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,400
You just gave me two of those?
378
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:50,200
Alex, the boss
is waiting.
379
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:51,934
Yeah, Louie, I'm going.
380
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:54,868
You know, I never took
anything like that before.
381
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:57,200
Oh, I thought it would
really be strong,
382
00:15:57,234 --> 00:15:58,767
but I don't feel anything.
383
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,667
I guess I must have
a pretty tough system.
384
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:02,133
I thought it would
really hit me,
385
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,701
but I don't seem
to feel anything.
386
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,701
I don't feel any different
then I ever felt.
387
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:07,200
I seem to keep
talking, you know?
388
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,000
But I've talked before
and even if I am
389
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,567
talking more now
than I usually do,
390
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:11,868
I could stop
anytime I want.
391
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:13,367
There, I just stopped.
392
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,200
I just stopped again.
393
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:16,968
Hi, Tony.
394
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,200
Hi, Bobby! Hi, Elaine!
Hi, John! Hi, Louie!
395
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,534
You got my cab?
396
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:21,534
You just came in.
397
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,367
You're going up
to see the boss.
398
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,701
Right-- bye, Louie.
399
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,567
Bye, John! Bye, Elaine!
Bye, Bobby! Bye, Tony!
400
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,734
* Bye-bye, love,
bye-bye, happiness *
401
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,901
* Hello, loneliness
402
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,767
* I think I'm going to die.
403
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:42,234
Denise, why you giving him
that stuff?
404
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,167
Bad enough you
got to take it.
405
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,234
You got to make
everybody crazy?
406
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,968
Is that what it is?
407
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,300
Is that what's wrong
between us, Tony?
408
00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:50,868
You don't like
me taking pills?
409
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,267
Why didn't
you say so?
410
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,234
Man, I'll never take
another pill as
long as I live.
411
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,767
There.
412
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,834
Hey, what are you guys, crazy?
413
00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:04,367
Denise, it ain't
just the pills.
414
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,033
It's us.
415
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,534
You and me.
416
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,100
Got to end.
417
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,901
It will never end, Tony.
418
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,701
Okay.
419
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,968
Hey, Louie, you got
to fire Denise.
420
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,868
What are you, crazy?
421
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:21,334
My best booker?
422
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,534
Fire her?
423
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,367
I want to breed her.
424
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:29,400
Hey, Louie, either you
fire Denise or I quit.
425
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,367
Now, let me think about that.
426
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,601
I thought about it.
427
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:37,467
It was nice working with you.
428
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,167
Hey, wait a minute, Louie.
429
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,501
You know that chick
only took this job
430
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,000
so she could bug Tony, man.
I mean this whole thing stinks.
431
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,834
I ain't been
happy coming to work
432
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:47,367
since she's been here.
433
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,934
Now, if you keep her and let him
go, I'm going to quit, too.
434
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,601
That I don't even
have to think about.
435
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:54,701
Bye-bye, Bobby.
436
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,534
And you can say good-bye to me,
too, Louie.
437
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,000
JOHN:
Yeah, and me, too.
438
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,934
( speaking native language )
439
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:02,667
Yeah.
440
00:18:02,701 --> 00:18:03,868
So if you let
Tony go
441
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,334
the four
of us quit.
442
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:08,300
So let it be written,
so let it be done.
443
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,367
Why you quitting?
444
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:21,334
( speaking native language )
445
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,300
Sounds good enough for me.
446
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,534
If they quit,
we quit, too.
447
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:28,000
ALL:
Yeah.
448
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:32,400
( all chanting inLatka's native language )
449
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,534
Get back, get
back, all of you!
450
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:37,734
Get back!
451
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:42,400
Now, listen to me
and listen to me good.
452
00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:44,400
I'm drawing a line here.
453
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,901
Now, you see that line?
You see it?
454
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,501
Look at it,
look at it.
455
00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:56,334
Because if just one of youse
steps one foot across that line,
456
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,734
I'll have
to fire her.
457
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,234
I'm going
to fire her.
458
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,834
Hey, you pill popper,
you're fired.
459
00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:03,000
Get out of here.
460
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,868
( all cheer )
461
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,033
All right.
462
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,200
All right, Tony.
463
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,167
Maybe I can't
work with you...
464
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:18,167
But you have to go
home sometimes...
465
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,968
and when you do,
466
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,400
you're going
to find me there.
467
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:22,667
And if you go out to eat,
468
00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:24,367
you're going to find me
there, too.
469
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,667
And if you go
to the movies
470
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,434
or you go bowling,
just look around,
471
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,267
because, baby,
I'm not giving you up.
472
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:34,200
Hey, Elaine,
what am I going to do?
473
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,868
I can't handle this.
474
00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:38,200
Tony, if you want
to get rid of her,
475
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:39,734
you're gonna have
to be mean.
476
00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:43,400
You're going to
have to hurt her.
477
00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:44,834
I don't know if I can.
478
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:47,267
I was raised by my mother
and three older sisters.
479
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,167
I was always taught
to respect women.
480
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,234
Well, she doesn't
give a damn
481
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,901
about what she's
putting you through.
482
00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:54,934
Tony, come on.
483
00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:56,100
Just get as tough
as she is.
484
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,334
I mean, you got to stop
worrying about her feelings
485
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,300
and you got to start
taking care of yourself.
486
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,901
You're right.
487
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,434
Yeah.
488
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:07,634
Denise, could I have
a word with you?
489
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,934
Sure.
490
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,901
Tony, I know
what it is.
491
00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:14,834
You want to apologize
and that's...
492
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:17,133
I don't want to
apologize, Denise.
493
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,467
You don't?
494
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:23,133
No, I don't.
495
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,501
Tony, listen,
I understand.
496
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:26,801
Shut up!
497
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,300
Just shut up
and listen.
498
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:33,367
You ain't seeing
me anymore
499
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,634
and I ain't seeing
you anymore.
500
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,167
We ain't seeing
each other anymore.
501
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,534
Psychologists, they got a
term for people like you.
502
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,467
What is it? Uh...
503
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:44,100
Oh, yeah-- you got
a screw loose.
504
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,033
You ever come
around here again,
505
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:48,667
I'm going to hand
you your head.
506
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:51,000
I'm sick and tired
of your face.
507
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,234
Now, why don't you
just take a walk?
508
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:54,634
Why don't you get out?
509
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:55,834
You heard me, out!
510
00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:59,801
I love you when
you're like this.
511
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:04,901
Listen, Denise.
512
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,968
Tony doesn't
want to tell you
513
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,133
the real reason why he
can't see you anymore,
514
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,467
because he's afraid
515
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:14,234
the truth is going
to hurt you real bad.
516
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,434
The truth?
517
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,801
Yeah, the truth
518
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:20,067
that he's in love
with someone else.
519
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,400
Who?
520
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,601
Him.
521
00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:37,100
What?
522
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,000
Louie, you're
a homosexual?
523
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,300
( growling )
524
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:02,601
I prefer to think of it
as an alternative lifestyle.
525
00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:20,501
Did you really think
that I'd believe this?
526
00:22:29,634 --> 00:22:31,501
I guess you really do
want to get rid of me.
527
00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:35,968
I never thought
you'd stoop so low
528
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,100
as to make up
a lie like this.
529
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:41,167
Hey, Denise, you think
I'm stooping low now?
530
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,467
To get rid of you,
I'd marry him.
531
00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:47,601
You make me sick.
532
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,834
Good-bye.
533
00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:53,267
Elaine.
534
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,601
It worked.
535
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,834
Hey, Louie,
we did it, Louie.
536
00:22:56,868 --> 00:23:00,067
What do you mean,
stoop so low?
537
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,000
Boy, you know that Mackenzie
is one great boss.
538
00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:11,901
I mean, I really thought
he was going to blast me,
539
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,667
but he hardly said two words
to me the whole time.
540
00:23:13,701 --> 00:23:15,000
I was the one
who did all the talking.
541
00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:16,300
I just explained
the accident to him,
542
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:17,667
reminded him
of my good driving record,
543
00:23:17,701 --> 00:23:19,601
told him why Pittsburgh was
going to win the Super Bowl
544
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:20,934
and how I'd like to see
that situation
545
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,100
in the Middle East cleared up,
546
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,067
and he just sat there the whole
time with his mouth open.
547
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,334
So how's everybody here?
548
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,501
Am I talking too loud?
No, I don't think I am.
549
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:29,634
Hey, listen, you know
Pittsburgh is gonna win.
550
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,167
That defense is just too strong.
551
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,801
Look at that backfield--
Harris, Blier,
552
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:35,033
Blier's the most
underrated halfback in the NFL.
553
00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:36,901
Nobody blocks Blier.
He runs, he blocks.
554
00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:38,400
He's got a pair of great hands.
555
00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:40,934
Talking about hands,
what about Swann?
556
00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:42,234
You can't stop him.
557
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:44,968
When Bradshaw's off,
Swann gets the ball.
558
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,667
And look at that
defensive line.
559
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,834
Do you realize
that they've only allowed
560
00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:50,767
an average of three
yards per carry.
561
00:23:50,801 --> 00:23:52,934
And what about
those linebackers?
562
00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:54,200
You can't get through them.
563
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,067
You couldn't drive
a truck through them.
564
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,400
I mean, you can't get there.
565
00:23:57,434 --> 00:24:00,601
Boy, am I going to be
sick tomorrow.
566
00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:06,167
( theme music playing )
567
00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,901
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
568
00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:33,267
( grunts )
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