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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,753 So, you'll never guess who turned up yesterday. 3 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,194 Go on. 4 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,715 - Madelyn. - Madelyn showed up? 5 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,191 Completely out of the blue. I haven't seen her in 15 years. 6 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,000 And there she was, standing on the doorstep, 7 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,798 - all gussied up. - Ha-ha-ha. 8 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,395 And that's a sight I thought I'd never see again. 9 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,392 What did she want? 10 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,517 20,000 bucks. 11 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,631 Ha-ha-ha! 20,000 bucks? 12 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,952 15 years of back alimony. I said, "What alimony? 13 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,555 "When we split up, I gave you whatever money we had, 14 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,994 "and you took the car. 15 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,434 We agreed, that was that." 16 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,193 Geez, not even Mae asked for that, 17 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,198 and she wanted me to pay for a chauffeur. 18 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,630 It's because our pictures are plastered all over town. 19 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,837 Probably some lawyer's bright idea. 20 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,991 Well, in any case, I haven't got it. 21 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,760 Myrtle cleaned me out when we split. 22 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,070 You been down to Tijuana? 23 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,470 - Why you ask? - We had a few days off. 24 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,199 Well, as a matter of fact, 25 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,078 I did take a little trip down there 26 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,471 with Mysterious Montague, trying to win some back. 27 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,314 Not entirely successfully, unfortunately. 28 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,357 Hey, when is your contract up? 29 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,158 We should ask for a little more money. 30 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,435 A little more? Are you kidding? 31 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,835 Charlie, Buster, Harold, 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,877 they get ten times what Hal pays us. 33 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,678 Well, they own their own pictures. 34 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,672 Exactly. That's what we're gonna do. 35 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,114 Hey, boys. How's it going? 36 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,873 Georgie. We're going shark fishing. 37 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,156 Mr. Laurel doesn't know it yet, but he's the bait. 38 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,950 Now, how are we gonna do that? We're under contract. 39 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,758 We can't just change the terms. 40 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,276 Well, we stick together, we renegotiate with Hal, 41 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,158 get a bigger slice of the pie. 42 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,834 If that doesn't work, then we walk and set up on our own. 43 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,714 Oh, I don't know. I mean, I'd love to own our pictures, 44 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,991 but it just doesn't seem like the right time. 45 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,514 I've got a lot going on. 46 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:18,909 This overhead is killing me. 47 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,878 - Hi, Babe. Ha, ha. - Hello, girls. 48 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,758 Hey, guys, you're wanted on set. 49 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,558 Ah, Burgess, just the man. 50 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,273 Listen, take this to our friend. 51 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,999 Tell him I want it on Bold Venture, 52 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,912 the fourth race at Santa Anita, on the nose. 53 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,195 There's something in there for you. 54 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,919 Would you do it right away, please? 55 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,151 - It's about to start. - Okay. Thank you, Mr. Hardy. 56 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,839 You'll be fine, Babe. 57 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,755 Just lay off the horses and don't get married again. 58 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,957 Oh, I didn't tell you. 59 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,158 - I proposed to Lucille. - Scripty Lucille? 60 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,311 - Yes. - Damn. 61 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,118 And she said yes. 62 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,476 Ah. That's great news, Babe. 63 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,392 She needs a head examining, but... 64 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,029 - Ha-ha-ha. - ...great for you. 65 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,233 Here. 66 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,834 I'm never getting married again. 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,752 I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like 68 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,069 and buy her a house. 69 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,833 Ha! That's a good one. 70 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,231 Listen, I can't afford to fool around with my income, 71 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,597 so don't antagonize Hal, will you, please? 72 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,751 I don't like to talk about business. 73 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Not when we're working. 74 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,431 I promise I'll be as nice as pie, 75 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,432 - so long as he doesn't show up. - Heh. 76 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,273 They're ready for us, girls. 77 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,795 What's this? Our rodeos are getting a lot more interesting. 78 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,430 You know, I don't miss England one little bit. 79 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,318 - Hello, girls. - Hi. 80 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,312 - Hello. - Heh, heh. 81 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,199 Oh, by the way, I've chartered a sailboat 82 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,714 to Catalina this Saturday. 83 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,513 - You want to come? - Ah... 84 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,672 I gotta work on the gags for the bar routine. 85 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,919 - Ah, be a lot of nice girls there. - Yeah? 86 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,675 Miss Myrna Loy will be on board, among others. 87 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,751 Ah, yeah, well, all right, maybe I'll come. 88 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,911 What are all these Romans doing here? 89 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,435 I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum. 90 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,914 You've got a million of 'em, don't you? 91 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,594 Hey, Lucille, have you got my sides over there? 92 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,876 - Right here, Mr. Horne. - Thank you. 93 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,474 A sweet for my sweet. 94 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,677 Oh, thank you, Babe. 95 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,351 Listen, let's not talk about leaving. 96 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,511 Let's just try to get ourselves a raise. 97 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,557 - Hey, Jimmie. - Give you a raise? 98 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,429 He'd rather lower Hollywood, and that's a Scotsman talking. 99 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,399 - Going for a smoke. - Heh, heh. 100 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,034 That's it, Stan. 101 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,634 We're through. 102 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,711 I'm throwing the moral clause at you. 103 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,995 Morning, Hal. 104 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,197 Another fight at his place last night. 105 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,795 One of the neighbors sees Ruthie sock him in the mouth, 106 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,189 so they call the cops. 107 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,959 She found out about Vera. 108 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,794 Yeah, it cost me 500 bucks to keep it out of the papers, 109 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,712 and that's coming out of your paycheck. 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,440 You signed a contract not to prejudice Hal Roach Studios. 111 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,432 Well, you know all about prejudice. 112 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,829 How's your pal Mussolini, 113 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,513 the one you were going to go into business with 114 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,399 before he started bombing all those poor people in Africa? 115 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,153 You see? All he wants to do is fight. 116 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,719 What are you looking for, Stan? 117 00:05:58,920 --> 00:05:59,955 I'm looking for a fair price 118 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,918 for a Laurel and Hardy picture, and you know it. 119 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,549 Our pictures sell all around the world, and we haven't got a dime. 120 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,154 That's because you keep getting divorced! 121 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,470 No, it's because you're a cheapskate who got rich off our backs. 122 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,114 - Oh, come on, now, Stan. - He is. 123 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,351 He's a Cheapskate, a skinflint and a... and a parvenu. 124 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,670 - A parvenu? - He thinks, because my contract's up 125 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,150 and yours isn't, that I won't be able to go anyplace else 126 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,833 and I'll have to take what he's offering. 127 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,274 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Mr. Roach? 128 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,914 What's a parvenu? 129 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,037 Well, it's someone who started out with nothing, 130 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,554 got rich but has no class. 131 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,994 Look it up in the dictionary, Hal. 132 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,719 There's a picture of you. 133 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,598 Oh, you think you're some sort of smart-ass, huh? 134 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,159 Well, guess what. I'm smarter. 135 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,312 Has he told you yet? We're setting up on our own. 136 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,311 Hal, it might be best 137 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,199 if you could see your way to a small raise. 138 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,237 You're setting up on your own, huh? 139 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,913 Well, how about this? 140 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,593 Babe's still under contract with me, 141 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,029 and I ain't releasing him. 142 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,998 You can't have Hardy without Laurel. 143 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,151 Oh, well, that's what you think. 144 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,709 Hal, uh, could you maybe continue this some other time? 145 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,713 Unless you want to pay for an extra day, of course. 146 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,757 Go ahead, shoot. Go ahead. 147 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,831 Okay, so we're on a wide two-shot here, Stan, 148 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,956 just like you wanted. 149 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,474 Then I'm gonna pull back... 150 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,119 - What are you checking with him for? - Well... 151 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,390 You're the director. 152 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,676 - Direct. - Ugh. 153 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,472 Next person you'll be hearing from is my lawyer. 154 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,199 Positions, everyone. 155 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,113 Comedy Western. Who came up with that smart idea? 156 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,198 Well, that went well. 157 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,636 So, uh, who else is gonna be on this boat? 158 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,870 Clark Gable, some other people. 159 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,633 - No, no, no. Women. - Oh. 160 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,478 Carole Lombard. She's friends with Myrna. 161 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,278 Oh. Okay, I'm gonna come. 162 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,397 - Oh, good. - All right, show's over. 163 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,358 Let's, uh, roll sound. 164 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,796 - I said roll sound. - Speed. 165 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,030 Roll camera. 166 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,077 - Ready, boys? - Quiet, please. 167 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,753 "Way Out West," scene 12, take one. 168 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,319 Oh, what's after the curtseys? 169 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,591 Uh, after the curtseys, knee bend, then turn and shake. 170 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,034 - Got it. - Camera set. 171 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,599 Right, back projection. 172 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,154 - Cue music. - ♪ And you hold her ♪ 173 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,317 - And action! - ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 174 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,118 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 175 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,475 ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ 176 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,199 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 177 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,397 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 178 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,995 ♪ That's all ♪ 179 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,833 ♪ Some ball ♪ 180 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,237 ♪ Commence to dancing, Commence to prancing ♪ 181 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,756 ♪ Commence advancing, Right and left a-glancing ♪ 182 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,672 ♪ A moochee dancing ♪ 183 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,478 ♪ Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 184 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,193 ♪ You do the tango jiggle ♪ 185 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,919 ♪ With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 186 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,151 ♪ Take your partner And you hold her ♪ 187 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,197 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 188 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,953 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 189 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,952 - ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ AUDIENCE: Ha-ha-ha! 190 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,269 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 191 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,993 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 192 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,834 ♪ That's all ♪ 193 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,037 ♪ Some ball ♪ 194 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,629 ♪ Commence to dancing, Commence to prancing ♪' 195 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,316 ♪ Commence advancing, Right and left a-glancing ♪ 196 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,598 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 197 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,559 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 198 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,631 ♪ Take your partner and you hold her ♪ 199 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,717 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 200 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,399 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 201 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,880 ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ 202 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,599 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 203 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,518 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 204 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,836 ♪ That's all ♪ 205 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,116 ♪ Some ball ♪♪ 206 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,639 Whew. 207 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,710 - Oliver. - Ah, Mr. Delfont. 208 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,234 - Stanley. - Well, hello there. 209 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,356 - Welcome to England. - Thank you. 210 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,710 Welcome to Newcastle. Wonderful to see you. 211 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,711 How was your journey? 212 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,109 Well, you know, that train trip 213 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,634 sure takes it out of you, doesn't it? 214 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,120 Mm-hm. - Good, good, good, good, good. 215 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,436 Uh, we're delighted you've taken the trouble 216 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,034 to come and greet us, Mr. Delfont. 217 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,639 Please, call me Bernie. 218 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,632 I want to do everything I possibly can to make sure 219 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,359 that this tour gets off on the right foot. 220 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,272 Yes, well, that's something we were hoping to discuss 221 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,839 with you over dinner, actually. 222 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,031 We're a little concerned that some of the tour dates 223 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,157 are going to be in conflict with the shooting dates 224 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,674 of this Robin Hood picture we're doing. 225 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,837 I would love to have dinner with you. 226 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,958 Unfortunately, due at the theater in ten minutes. 227 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,474 - Ah. - One of my other acts. 228 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,795 Norman Wisdom. 229 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,633 Bright young talent. Blazing. 230 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,440 And we must nurture the young generation, gentlemen. 231 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,199 I know you both feel as passionately 232 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,589 about that as I do. 233 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,229 - Hmm. - Anyway, get yourselves settled in. 234 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,113 Charming staff. Charming. 235 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,475 We shall speak anon. 236 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,835 - All righty. - All right. 237 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,877 - Enjoy the show. - I shall. 238 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,671 Stan, he does know we're making a movie, right, 239 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,877 and we're doing this tour while we're waiting 240 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,434 for things to come together? 241 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,830 Yeah, it's all been spelled out, you know. 242 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,509 All been agreed up front, 110%. 243 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:55,670 Good. 244 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,230 Where'd you get that? 245 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,438 Uh, it's a... I got it in a shop. 246 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,432 Like a beret, you can fold it up 247 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,598 and stick it in your pocket like that. 248 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,520 Well, here we are. 249 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,234 Well, we'll only be here one night. 250 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,149 Well, three. 251 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,755 Right. 252 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:29,195 Come on, Stan. Let's get out of the rain. 253 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,159 Good evening, sir. 254 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,392 Now, can't you see she's standing right there? 255 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,473 You don't need to ring that bell. 256 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,989 Good eve... 257 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,594 That wasn't me. 258 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,879 Please pardon my friend. 259 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,873 You just wait till I tell me mam it's you. 260 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,714 We never get anybody famous staying here. 261 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,191 To be honest, I thought you'd retired. 262 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,674 - No.No. 263 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,353 No, we're-we're... 264 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,397 we're getting older, but we're not done yet. 265 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,309 Where are youse gonna be appearing, then? 266 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,470 The Theatre Royal? 267 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,829 No, it's, uh... 268 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,877 No, it's the Queen's Hall. 269 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,873 Queen's Hall? That can't be right. 270 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,951 All the big stars perform at the Theatre Royal. 271 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,155 That's where you'll be playing. 272 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,594 Well, I'm sure you're right. 273 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,716 Is it Theatre Royal? 274 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,154 No, it's just the Queen's Hall. 275 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,277 Right, here's your keys. 276 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,800 Thank you. 277 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,190 Now, is there a bellboy? 278 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,189 No-. 279 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,190 All right. 280 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,794 Most of you have realized 281 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,190 it's been a wet and windy day in Northern England, 282 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,589 as it has been for quite some time... 283 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,991 Oh, uh, my room in ten minutes? 284 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,233 Your room in ten minutes? 285 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,914 Yeah, we've gotta run those lines. 286 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,435 Really? 287 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,069 Sure, we're-we're almost done. 288 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,872 All right. Yeah, I'll be right in. 289 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,310 What's the hotel like? 290 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,950 It's... like a castle. 291 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,833 Well, that's wonderful. 292 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,192 Everyone is so excited about us touring again 293 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,431 that we're being treated like kings. 294 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,637 Well, Ida and I received our tickets today, 295 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,911 so we're just as excited as can be. 296 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,878 Oh, and so am I. 297 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,999 So, how are things with Stanley? 298 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,833 Well... 299 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,752 you know Stan. 300 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,639 Well, how has he been towards you? 301 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,677 He... he's been good. 302 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,719 It's... it's complicated. 303 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,156 But we're just getting to know each other again. 304 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,397 It's... it's good. 305 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,471 It's fine. 306 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,509 SCHENCK". Are you sure Oliver 307 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,711 wants to do this, Stan? 308 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,635 I mean, 309 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,440 Fox would love to have you here, but... 310 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,669 It's what we've both been waiting for, Joe. 311 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,354 I-I can't understand what's holding him up. 312 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,718 He promised me he was finished with Hal Roach Studios. 313 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,592 Babe, where have you been? 314 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,518 You had me worried for a minute there. 315 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,034 Ha, ha. What the hell? 316 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,555 You're here now. You're both here now. 317 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,999 Here we are. 318 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,231 Is this gonna be all right? 319 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,994 It's just a movie, Babe. 320 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,550 Mr. Hardy, when you touch her knee with the mallet, 321 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,757 she'll lift her leg like you're checking her reflexes. 322 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,433 All right. Thank you. 323 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,113 Want to go for one, you two? 324 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,271 Ready when you are, Ollie. 325 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,958 Going to be great. 326 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,480 Thank you, dear. 327 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,711 You and Harry are just gonna be great together. 328 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,913 - Roll sound. - Sound speed. 329 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,639 - Roll camera. - Camera speed. 330 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,671 Mark it. 331 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,279 "Zenobia," scene 21, take one. 332 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,750 And... action! 333 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,712 Why don't we have Stanley sign? 334 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,836 Then all we have to do 335 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,434 is have Oliver sign when he gets here. 336 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,631 That's-that's a good idea, right, Joe? 337 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,154 Listen, we need to make sure 338 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,358 we're in a nicer hotel once the girls get here. 339 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,113 Have you heard from Muffin? 340 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,191 - Miffin. - Miffin'? 341 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,239 - Is that really his name? - Mm-hm. 342 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,516 Has he given you our shooting dates yet? 343 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,313 I'm waiting on a call, Ollie. 344 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,949 Hey, what do you think about this as a title for the movie? 345 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,758 - Hmm? - "Rob 'Em Good." 346 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,752 As a play on "Robin Hood." 347 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,319 Right. 348 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,352 Yeah, I like it. 349 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,318 I-I've been working on this scene. 350 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,630 Uh, uh, you and I 351 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,030 break into the castle to rescue Maid Marian. 352 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,949 Right? And we're hiding from the guards behind a curtain. 353 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,674 Uh, uh, let me show you. 354 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,992 Uh, you're the guard, and, uh, uh, turn your head away. 355 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,434 Ha-ha-ha. All right. 356 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,078 Okay, so you grab a sword. 357 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,550 Then you try and stab me through the curtain. 358 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,791 Hold on there. I have to get a sword. 359 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,712 - You see that I'm hiding. - Yes. 360 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,394 You see by my feet I'm hiding, so you stab at my head. 361 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,278 Well, you can't hide from me. 362 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,840 - Now what? - And then you just 363 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,752 grab the drapes and pull them apart and... 364 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,038 Is that funny? 365 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,835 Why you stay in guest house? 366 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,673 You should be in best hotel. 367 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,672 Beggars can't be choosers, can they? 368 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,275 Okay, then why you not play West End? 369 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,636 No, no, no, no. I don't like this Delfont. 370 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,235 Ida, he booked the tour for us, and we... 371 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,597 we didn't exactly have too many other offers, now, did we? 372 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,792 And, anyway, we-we have the movie to look forward to. 373 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,076 I guess the theater's a little small, but that means 374 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,992 - it'll be easier to sell out. - Mm-hm, mm-hm. 375 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,993 How is Oliver? Hmm? He pulling weight? 376 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:46,991 He's fine. 377 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,076 Hello? 378 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,832 Stanley! 379 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,035 Hello. 380 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,395 Hello? Ida? 381 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,312 - Stanley. - Thank goodness for that. 382 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,517 - Thought I 'd lost you. - Oy. 383 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,717 Honey, I'm-I'm all out of change. I gotta go. 384 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,950 Okay, you hang up first. 385 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:03,956 - No, no. You. - Okay. 386 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,958 On three. One. Two. 387 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,992 - Three. I love you! - I love you. 388 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,514 Hello? 389 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,960 Hello, Ollie. 390 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,720 I didn't expect to see you here today. 391 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,678 Well, I didn't have anything better to do... 392 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,038 ...so I thought I'd come and see you. 393 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,269 Thank you. 394 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,115 What have you got there? 395 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,352 I brought you some hard-boiled eggs and some nuts. 396 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,831 Now, you know I can't eat hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 397 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,877 If you wanted to bring me something, 398 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,951 why didn't you bring me a box of candy? 399 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,033 Well, you still haven't paid me for the last box I brought you. 400 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,951 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 401 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,514 Mmm! 402 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,989 What's going on out there with all those empty seats? 403 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,799 H-How's your knee? 404 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,076 It hurts. 405 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,313 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so very kindly. 406 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,835 We hope you've enjoyed our little bit of fun here tonight. 407 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,638 We certainly have enjoyed ourselves. 408 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,996 Pretty empty last night. 409 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,111 Pretty empty? 410 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,794 Could have invited the entire audience back to our hotel, 411 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,832 and there would have been plenty of room. 412 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,236 Listen, we have to make sure Muffin doesn't come 413 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,959 until these houses pick up. 414 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,270 We don't want him getting cold feet about the movie. 415 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,239 Well, then I won't invite him until we get to London. 416 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,038 All right. You got it? 417 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,999 - Yeah, I got it. - Here. 418 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,036 What time's our train? 419 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,839 - 8:05. - What time is it now? 420 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,877 Hold this. 421 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,674 Do we really need that trunk? 422 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,110 How about I just punch you right on the nose? 423 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,669 I haven't done that for a long time. 424 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,150 Can I poke you in the eye? 425 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,034 You could wring my neck. 426 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,873 I think I'd rather poke you in the eye. 427 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,270 - It's simple. - Yeah, but if you wring my neck, 428 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,477 I can do that thing with my tongue. 429 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,157 You know, I don't know if my knees 430 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,834 - are gonna hold out for this. - That's all right. 431 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,270 We'll just finish with a song instead of the dance. 432 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,078 No, I don't mean the tour. 433 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,119 I mean this scene in the movie where I fall into the river. 434 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,112 But that's historical, you-you know. It's famous. 435 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,078 Robin Hood has a fight on the middle of the log. 436 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,674 We-we gotta do that. 437 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,958 It's a made-up story. Ha-ha. It's not historical. 438 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,954 All right, look, all I can say is I'll do the best I can. 439 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,555 Tell you what, I'll have a word with the producer, Miffin. 440 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,119 I'm sure he can cut round you 441 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,033 when we... when we shoot the picture. 442 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,080 Maybe I will wring your neck. 443 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,150 Mr. Miffin, please. 444 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,197 It's Stan Laurel. 445 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,956 L-A-U-R-E-L. 446 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,312 That's right. 447 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,279 Oh, that... well, that's very kind of you to say. 448 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,074 I'm afraid Mr. Hardy's, uh, 449 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,311 indisposed right now. 450 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,233 He's working in a Swiss cheese factory. 451 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,994 He got the job putting the holes in. 452 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,594 S-So, uh, Mr. Miffin? 453 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,910 Is he? All right. 454 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,549 Well, he-he sure does take a lot of meetings. 455 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,313 It's just that I need to confirm a date 456 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,399 for him to come and see our show in London. 457 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,313 All right, no, well, I'll-I'll call again another time. 458 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,198 Thank you. 459 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,712 - How's Ida? - Oh, she's fine. You know. 460 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,518 She says she's really looking forward 461 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,478 to seeing you and Lucille again. 462 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,472 - Very much. - Good. 463 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,154 Oh, I... I got you something. 464 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,391 Oh. 465 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,552 Here, hold onto this. Ha-ha. 466 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,595 How do I look? 467 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,034 - You look swell. - Ha, ha. 468 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,951 We're two peas in a pod. 469 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,519 We just want to know 470 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,637 who's playing Laurel and Hardy, please. 471 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,030 - They're playing themselves. - Who are? 472 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,396 Laurel and Hardy, here in person. 473 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,710 The poster says, they're-they're here in person. 474 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,473 But they've been retired for years. 475 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,836 - They're playing themselves. - Good afternoon, folks. 476 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,399 - Look, Mammy. - Hello. 477 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,392 Oh, ma'am, I-if you're buying tickets, 478 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,994 tell them you're friends of ours. 479 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,559 He'll charge you extra. 480 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,677 Two seats, front row. 481 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,234 ♪ Shine on ♪ 482 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,914 ♪ Shine on, harvest moon ♪ 483 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,469 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ 484 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,833 ♪ I ain't had no loving Since January ♪ 485 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,037 ♪ April, June or July ♪ 486 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,272 ♪ Snow time ain't no time ♪ 487 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,598 ♪ To stay outdoors and spoon ♪ 488 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,229 ♪ So shine on ♪ 489 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,034 ♪ Shine on, harvest moon ♪ 490 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,197 ♪ For me and my gal ♪♪ 491 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,637 Mmm. The eternal mysteries of Scottish cuisine. 492 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,950 - Hmm. - Ever had haggis, Oliver? 493 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,519 No-. 494 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,353 Don't. 495 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,671 Now, then, gentlemen, can I just say, terrific show. 496 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,989 Absolutely terrific. 497 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,480 - Thank you. Yeah. - Thank you. 498 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,353 - I couldn't be happier. - Well, let me tell you. 499 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,233 We're going to be working in some new material. 500 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,674 - Right, Stan? - Ooh. 501 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,717 Yeah, we have a double-door routine, 502 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,394 um, set in a railway station, and when Babe's leg is better, 503 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,959 we're going to reintroduce the dance routine. 504 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,838 Yes, and I think that will all help enormously. 505 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,560 Double-door routine... audiences will love that. 506 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,916 How do you feel about the size of the audiences? 507 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,993 To be honest, I've been a little disappointed. 508 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,520 And I think it's because of 509 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,717 all these small theaters we've been playing. 510 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,110 Yes, and I am absolutely furious about that. 511 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,635 All due respect, Bernard, you picked them. 512 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,154 Now, I-l don't know what happened 513 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,833 with the larger theaters we were talking about... 514 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,389 Well, they said they were all booked up. 515 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,392 Yeah, by Norman Wisdom. 516 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,790 Uh, isn't he one of your acts? 517 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,315 Boys, the last thing I want to do is start canceling shows. 518 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,198 Wait, wait. Who's talking about canceling shows? 519 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,395 Not me. 520 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,159 Well, we've only been at it a week. 521 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,709 Yeah, wh-when do you plan to finish this tour? 522 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,110 Well, if we wrap things up before we get to London, 523 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,873 that would give us another ten shows or so. 524 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,838 And with a bit of a push, you know, 525 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,399 final shows, that sort of thing, 526 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,597 we should be able to go out with a bang. 527 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,273 - In Hull. - No. Wait, no. 528 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,839 - Hull? - We have this movie producer 529 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,389 coming to our show in London in a month. 530 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,880 - Isn't that right, Stan? - That's right. 531 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,151 And Ida and Lucille, they're flying over. 532 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,960 We can't finish the show before London. 533 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,952 - Bernard, we've been clear - Mm-hm. 534 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,918 That the only reason we were doing this tour 535 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,435 was so we could pull that Robin Hood picture together. 536 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,159 - That's right. - Boys, boys, I know you're peeved, 537 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,630 but could I just say, I am furious. 538 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,393 I mean, they said, "Oh, people don't come 539 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,920 to the theater anymore." 540 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,559 They said, "They just stay at home 541 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,677 "watching their new television sets, or they go 542 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,955 "and watch Laurel and Hardy reruns 543 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,679 - at the local picture house." - We don't get paid 544 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,672 - for those reruns, you know? - That's what I said, 545 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,194 and then they said, "Could you persuade 546 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,913 "Stan and Ollie to do some publicity 547 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,479 in order to turn the tour around?" 548 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,677 Heh, heh. And I said, "lf you think 549 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,274 "that I'm gonna ask Laurel and Hardy 550 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,272 "to do some publicity stunts, then you, my friend, 551 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,670 are sorely mistaken." 552 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,479 Hold on. Hold on, now. 553 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,031 We could do that, couldn't we, Stan? 554 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,430 Sure, if you feel up to it, Babe. 555 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,159 Sure. 556 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,754 It would mean a very large amount 557 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,399 of extra work for you both, 558 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,119 making public appearances, shop openings, 559 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,476 meeting local dignitaries, so on and so forth. 560 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,194 - Would there be any more money? - Ugh. They said no. 561 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,873 Uh, who is "they"? 562 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,156 People. The worst kind. 563 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,391 Wait, I-I thought you were in charge. 564 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,120 Ha-ha. So did I. Heh-heh-heh. 565 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,116 - All right, we'll do it. - Terrific. 566 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,078 Well, I've told the press and the newsreel boys 567 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,470 that there'll be a welcoming committee in Carlisle. 568 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,472 Lord Mayor will be there. He's desperate to see you. 569 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,711 He is a huge fan. I'll make some calls. 570 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,638 Delicious. 571 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,871 Nothing new about a couple of funnymen 572 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,269 making personal appearances. 573 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,839 But when Laurel and Hardy do it, 574 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,560 you can expect complications. 575 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,271 But even at a moment like this, 576 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,313 trouble just seems to follow them around. 577 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,438 Oh! 578 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,160 - What's the matter? - My head hurts. 579 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,072 I'll get a doctor. 580 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,117 Oh! 581 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,432 Never mind the doctor. Just get my glass of water. 582 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,431 Oh! 583 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,999 Unbelievable. 584 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,315 It certainly is. 585 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,390 Sorry to bother you, chaps. 586 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,029 Mr. Delfont would like to speak to you. 587 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,840 Uh-oh. 588 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,037 Any last words? 589 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,798 Evening, gentlemen. 590 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,792 If it's, uh, all right with you, 591 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,997 I'd quite like to have a discussion about... 592 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,753 where we go from here. 593 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,594 Let me guess. Back to America? 594 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,478 Oblivion? 595 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,190 That was... 596 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,597 It was pure magic. 597 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,795 It was brilliant. 598 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,918 And ticket sales have improved over the last week so much, 599 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,760 mainly due to your efforts, 600 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,792 we've sold out almost everywhere. 601 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,149 Uh, what about London? 602 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,436 Well, not only are we going to London, 603 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,238 but so many people want to come see the show 604 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,311 that I've had to look for a bigger theater. 605 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,279 So I've, uh... I've booked the Lyceum for two weeks. 606 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,238 We're guaranteed to sell it out. 607 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,799 That's-that's over 2,000 seats. 608 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,871 - Indeed. - Heh, heh. Wow. 609 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,269 Do you know, it's moments like this 610 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,800 that make me love this industry. 611 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,030 Madness. 612 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,396 It's beautiful madness. Heh. 613 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,030 And it's not about the money. It is not about the money. 614 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,310 I swear on... 615 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,879 Well, I swear on both your lives. 616 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,713 Ahem. You both feeling all right'? 617 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,597 That's... that's pretty good, yeah. 618 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,831 - Yeah, leave the jokes to us. - All right. 619 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,558 Seriously, though, it's a very special evening. 620 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,838 - Thank you, Bernie. - Thank you. 621 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,591 Well, that went well. 622 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,194 It certainly did. 623 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,313 So, you're on the log with Robin Hood, 624 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,790 and he asks you what you want to see him about, 625 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,280 and then you say... 626 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,750 "We're going to give him a piece of my mind." 627 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,115 "We certainly are." 628 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,112 "We'd give him a piece of his, too, 629 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,918 but he doesn't have any to spare." 630 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,674 Heh, heh. Yeah, that's a nice line. 631 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,114 Have you reached this Muffin fella yet? 632 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,551 I mean, I'm enjoying how the show's going, 633 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,400 but it's the movie we're doing it for, isn't it? 634 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,829 Well, that's right, the... 635 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,640 you know, one thing leads to another. 636 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,552 Well, I sure hope so. Heh. 637 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,838 Not exactly spring chickens anymore, are we? 638 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,197 London terminus, next and final stop. 639 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,391 All change. 640 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,515 Well, here we are. 641 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,513 There it is, the Eiffel Tower. 642 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,029 Ah, here we are. 643 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,029 That's the one. 644 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,634 - Look at that. That's wonderful. - Yeah. 645 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,837 - It's-it's a beautiful piece, sir. - Hmm. 646 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,634 Mr. Laurel not with you today? 647 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,196 Oh, no, he got himself a new job mending broken biscuits. 648 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,754 I think it's wonderful you're still going. 649 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,557 Well, rigor mortis has not set in yet. 650 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,358 Sir, he's ready to see you now. 651 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,239 - If you'd like to come along with me... - Thank you. 652 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,717 Good morning. 653 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,837 Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Miffin. 654 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,317 - And your name, please? - Uh, Mr. Laurel. 655 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,356 Do you have an appointment, Mr. Lauren? 656 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,433 Well, no, we keep missing each other on the telephone, 657 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,069 so I thought if I dropped by, that'd be the easiest thing. 658 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,151 'Cause he's not here right now. 659 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,155 Well, I can wait. 660 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,957 I think I-I've been speaking to a different girl on... 661 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,679 on the telephone about this. 662 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,354 Uh, I've been speaking to her for quite some time. 663 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,511 She's left. 664 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,717 Has she? 665 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,876 You sure you want to wait? He might be quite a while. 666 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,719 Well, I'm here now, aren't I? 667 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,951 Take a seat over there, Mr. Lauren. 668 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,795 - Laurel. - I'll let his office know that you're here. 669 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,237 There's a gentleman here says his name's Mr. Lauren. 670 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,958 Right. 671 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,156 You know, now that I see these two together, 672 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,759 I-I almost prefer this one. 673 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,070 It's our finest bracelet. 674 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,669 My wife is coming in from America today. 675 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,638 It'll be a gift for her. 676 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,110 - 350 pounds. - Oh. 677 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,914 Let me just double-check something real quick here. 678 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,994 Uh... do-do-do-do-da. 679 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,750 Ah, yes. 680 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,550 I wonder if you could hold onto this for me. 681 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,673 I-I seem to have brought the wrong wallet with me. 682 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,990 So I'll just tootle back to the hotel 683 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,992 and be right back tout de suite. 684 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,275 Of course, sir. 685 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,310 Hello, Raymond? 686 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,875 Well, I was wondering if you could speak to your man 687 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,077 and-and... and place a bet for me. 688 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,753 Well, I'll tell you. 689 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,391 It's Hometown Boy at Kempton, the 2:30, five to one. 690 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,959 Um... 691 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,316 let-let's make it 60. 692 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,118 60 pounds on the nose. 693 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,996 Hello? Can I help you? 694 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,151 Sorry. I have asked you to wait. 695 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,879 Please, you're not allowed in there! 696 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,758 Miss Clarke! 697 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,673 Mr. Lauren's in Mr. Miffin's office! 698 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,758 You're here to see Mr. Miffin? 699 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,309 Yes, uh, I'm sorry, uh... 700 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,675 uh, yes, I am. 701 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,753 I'm his production executive, Cynthia Clarke. 702 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,480 - Hello, Cynthia. - Oh. 703 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,951 Mr. Miffin is still detained, 704 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,958 but I've just spoken to him on the telephone, 705 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,515 and he wanted me to explain the situation to you. 706 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,036 He says he's sorry, but he's been unable 707 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,114 to raise the finance needed to proceed with the film. 708 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,591 Oh, I-l see. 709 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,872 He said he made it clear in a cable he sent to you 710 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,633 before you left the United States 711 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,316 that all the finance wasn't in place. 712 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,392 Yes, well, I thought he'd have it all lined up by now. 713 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,435 He wanted you to know that he did everything he could 714 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,318 to bring the project together, 715 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,118 but he feels sure you'll understand 716 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,436 that the market is very challenging at the moment 717 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,399 and it simply wasn't possible. 718 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,993 Yes, well... thank you. 719 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,436 Uh, thank you for your time. 720 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,954 Get The Sporting Times. 721 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,473 The Sporting Times, please. 722 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,677 There you are. Thank you. 723 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,919 Get "The Sporting Times." 724 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,510 - Bye-bye, now, kids. - Bye-bye. 725 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,630 - Oh, what's all this here? - Oh. 726 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,359 - All right, gents. - Hi, boys. 727 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,397 - Good afternoon, Mr. Hardy. - Delfont's idea. 728 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,039 He... he thought that the girls arriving 729 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,271 would be a good excuse for some free publicity. 730 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,475 Ah. 731 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,950 Hmm. I'm really looking forward to seeing them. 732 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,396 Oh, I've been counting the days. 733 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,359 46. Since we got here. 734 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,840 46 days. 735 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,559 46? Heh, heh. 736 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,757 Who counts from 46? 737 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,149 I was missing her. 738 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,958 Hey, I've been thinking. 739 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,758 We don't need to tell the girls 740 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,319 about everything we've been doing, do we? 741 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,914 - Um, no. - I don't want to mention 742 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,957 these personal appearances and the drinking. 743 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,634 Uh, no, th-there's no sense in getting them all worked up. 744 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,509 We'll just talk about how well the tour's going and the movie. 745 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,874 Sure, and the movie. 746 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,709 Hey, if the car pulls up here, 747 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,877 do you think we could do the door routine? 748 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,509 Heh. You just never stop, do you? 749 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,830 - Ooh, here they are. - Here they are. Okay. 750 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,196 There she is. Oh... 751 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,633 - Hey, sweetie pie. - Hello. 752 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,120 Hi, Stan. 753 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,918 Hey, girls, will you both get out this side? 754 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,514 I've got something I want you to do. 755 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,159 Of course, darling. I give them my good side. 756 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,674 Oh, no, Stanley, we just got here. 757 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,194 - Come on, girls. - Oh... 758 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,152 Comedy duo Laurel and Hardy 759 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,512 were joined in London this week by their wives. 760 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,910 But even in a simple situation like this, 761 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,516 trouble has a habit of following them around. 762 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,353 Oliver Hardy, Bachelor of Arts, 763 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,751 always seems to have things under control. 764 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,240 But somehow, things never quite work out that way. 765 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,477 Yes, they're reunited again, 766 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,838 and now everyone can start making up for lost time. 767 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,194 Well, I hope they got all that. 768 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,794 It's fine. It'll get a laugh. 769 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,951 Oh, well, I'm awfully glad about that, boys, 770 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,509 but it would have been nice to say hello to my husband 771 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,830 without immediately being pressed into one of your skits. 772 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,798 Oh, Lord. It was just small fun. 773 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,598 Oh, is that what it was, Ida? 774 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,831 Don't be cross, angel. 775 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,832 Who knows? Maybe you'll get discovered. 776 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,514 They could say, "She ought to be in pictures." 777 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,159 Heh. No. No, no, no, I don't... 778 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,197 I don't think so, no. 779 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,912 Oliver, can we visit the Tower of London 780 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,150 and Saint Paul's? 781 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,515 - Oh, and Harrods? - Of course. 782 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,034 Oh, and Buckingham Palace, 783 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,350 where that darling new queen lives. 784 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,796 Of course, angel. You can visit anywhere you like. 785 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,792 No, no, no, Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg. 786 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,439 - Oh, this is palace. - Mm-hm. 787 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,995 The Buckingham is little doghouse. 788 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,878 We have been 789 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,633 counting the days until you got here. 790 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,632 - Oh. - All 46 of them. 791 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,235 - Did you know it was 46, Stan? - Heh. 792 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,875 How's the movie coming along, Stanley? 793 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,633 Oh, it's, uh... it's all set up 794 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,552 - for when we finish the tour. - Oh. 795 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,757 There's this producer fella named Muffin. 796 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,955 Miffin. 797 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,470 And, uh, Stan has rewritten his script. 798 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,392 Oliver, that's enough salt. 799 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,789 You know it's bad for your blood pressure. 800 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,798 Oh, sorry, angel, just a force of habit. 801 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,479 Anyway, this producer is set to come by 802 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,313 and see the show sometime next week. 803 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,834 Isn't that right, Stan? 804 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,195 Yeah, he said he'd-he'd try and get along. Mm. 805 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,874 Stan has been taking wonderful care of me 806 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,351 and making sure that Daddy takes all of his tablets. 807 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,994 Has he been taking the blue ones, Stanley? 808 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,436 Blue ones? I... I've been giving him green ones. 809 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,114 Green? Oh, my goodness. Oliver, what are they? 810 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,640 - He's kidding. - Heh, heh, heh. 811 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,199 Well, I'm not finding that funny. 812 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,676 - I was dancer. Yes? - Oh. 813 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,478 I dance for Preston Sturges. 814 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,597 - I dance for Harold Lloyd. - Really, Ida? 815 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,114 You've never mentioned this before. 816 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,840 When my knee hurt, what I do, hmm? 817 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,031 I dance some more, yes? 818 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,591 I go faster, I jump high, and hurt go away. 819 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,592 - Oh. Mm. - Hmm? I forget pain, 820 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,314 because pain is only in your mind, Oliver. 821 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,278 It's not in his mind, Ida. It's in his knee. 822 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,636 And there's no way that you can do the scene in this movie 823 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,199 where you fall into the river. 824 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,636 - I've been telling her about the script. - Oh. 825 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,191 - Director can use double. - That's what I told her. 826 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,634 - Sturges use double. - It's okay 827 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,029 for Babe to sit about in a river all day, 828 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,270 is it, catching his death of cold? 829 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,515 Honestly, Stanley, come on. 830 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,239 Why you say Stanley? 831 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,714 - What? - What? 832 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,599 Anyway, show must go on, yes? 833 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,875 And don't worry about river jump. 834 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,758 It's easy as cake. 835 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,196 - Easy as pie. - Yeah, it's-it's a piece of cake. 836 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,237 That's what I say. 837 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,834 What do you see in a fat old man like me'? 838 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,999 Hey, you, that's my husband you're talking about. 839 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,200 I love you, and you can't stop me. 840 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,075 - Well, all right. - Mmm. 841 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,917 How was the trip over with Ida? 842 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,356 Oh, you know Ida. Exhausting. 843 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,431 When she gets something in her head, 844 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,513 she won't let it go till she's worried it to death, 845 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,398 and God forbid anyone should raise 846 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,278 the slightest criticism of Stanley. 847 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,272 Heh, heh. She's a real piece of work. 848 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,078 Yeah. 849 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,719 Has he been pushing you a little too hard, Babe? 850 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,518 No-. 851 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,591 I mean, it is a bit more difficult 852 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,350 than I thought it might be, but... 853 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,915 the show must go on. 854 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,109 I think she wear pants in Hardy house, no? 855 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:26,114 Oliver is like cat on hot roof with Lucille. 856 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,879 Babe's been like that with all his wives. 857 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,360 He runs round after them, 858 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,193 jumping up and down, trying to please them. 859 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,873 Oh, you can learn this? 860 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,038 She's been good for him, 861 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,430 considering the state he was in. 862 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,796 The state we were both in. 863 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,396 But now we don't drink and we don't smoke, 864 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,154 and we're very happy- 865 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,952 He should say thank you to you for all you do for him. 866 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,909 You could have long time ago said, "Goodbye, Oliver." 867 00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,153 That's all in the past, and it's where it should stay. 868 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,032 Thank you. 869 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,919 You crazy. Send it back. 870 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,673 I don't want to drink it. I just want to smell it. 871 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,160 No, it's bad for diabetes. 872 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,839 No-. 873 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,791 Now you can't drink. 874 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,318 I don't want to lose you, Stanley. 875 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,713 Mmm. 876 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,675 And to think nobody knows that you're really a man. 877 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,634 Would you like me to arrange you tickets for Norman Wisdom? 878 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,154 Oh, I don't know who that is. 879 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,072 Oh, one of the comic minds of our generation. 880 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,469 Oh, well, that's wonderful. 881 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,869 - I'll speak to Oliver. - Absolutely. 882 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,519 - Yea high, cap. After you. - Thank you. Oh. 883 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,994 - Mm-mm. No, no, no. No, no. - What? 884 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,673 No, I don't want to sit next to him. 885 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,989 - Hello. Hello. - Evening. 886 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,156 Sold out. Wonderful. 887 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,833 Huge box office. 888 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,389 - Who? - They sold a lot of tickets, Ida. 889 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,839 ♪ On a mountain in Virginia ♪ 890 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,152 ♪ Stands a lonesome pine ♪ 891 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,789 ♪ Just below is the cabin home ♪ 892 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,430 ♪ Of a little girl of mine ♪ 893 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,671 ♪ Her name is June ♪ 894 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,150 ♪ And very, very soon ♪ 895 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,597 ♪ She'll belong to me ♪ 896 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,030 ♪ For I know she's waiting there for me ♪ 897 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:31,876 ♪ Neath that lone pine tree ♪ 898 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,395 ♪ In the ♪ 899 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,837 ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ♪ 900 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,470 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 901 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:46,072 ♪ In the pale moonshine Our hearts entwine ♪ 902 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,995 ♪ Where she carved her name And I carved mine ♪ 903 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,037 - ♪ Oh, June, oh, June ♪ - ♪ Oh, June ♪ 904 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,713 ♪ Just like the mountains I'm blue ♪ 905 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,791 ♪ Like the pine ♪ 906 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,271 ♪ I am lonesome for you ♪ 907 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,114 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 908 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:10,671 ♪ In the Blue Ridge Mountains Of Virginia ♪ 909 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,515 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 910 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,512 ♪ In the Blue Ridge Mountains ♪ 911 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,557 ♪ Of Virginia ♪ 912 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,310 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 913 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,678 ♪ In the pale moonshine Our hearts entwine ♪ 914 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,071 ♪ Where she carved her name And I carved mine ♪ 915 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,151 ♪ Oh, June ♪ 916 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,152 ♪ Just like the mountains I'm blue ♪ 917 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,317 ♪ Like the pine ♪ 918 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,518 ♪ I am lonesome for you ♪ 919 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,954 ♪ In the ♪ 920 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,471 ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ♪ 921 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:53,716 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪♪ 922 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,078 I wonder when the boys will be up. 923 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,754 Why don't you ask someone to go get them, hmm? 924 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,479 Well, he seems a little preoccupied 925 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,074 with his fancy friends. 926 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,072 Come, we stand like lemon, huh? 927 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,514 Oh, Ida. 928 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,474 Hello. 929 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,358 Ladies, I was just on my way over. 930 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,794 Mrs. Laurel and Mrs. Hardy, 931 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,359 may I introduce Lord and Lady Warley 932 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,510 and Mr. and Mrs. Brockett-Smith. 933 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,114 - Hello. - Good evening. 934 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,873 Such a wonderful reception, isn't it, Ida? 935 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,390 - It's okay. - Did you enjoy the show? 936 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,279 Oh, yes, very good. Stuff and nonsense, wasn't it? 937 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,511 Well, Mr. Delfont, he told us that... 938 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,559 I have many offer to perform on London stage, 939 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,558 but Hollywood call me. 940 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,274 Oh, so you're a bit of an actress yourself, are you? 941 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,478 More of a dancer, really, with a very high pain threshold. 942 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,718 I make film with, uh, Preston Sturges and, urn... 943 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,995 - Harold Lloyd. - Harold Lloyd. 944 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,434 No time for London stage. 945 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,273 No, and I'm sure the London stage 946 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,232 has been kicking itself all these years. 947 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,716 - Oh, yes. - Yes. 948 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,153 We have to find our boys. 949 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,839 Excuse me. 950 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,551 Two double acts for the price of one. 951 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,634 This line that Robin Hood has 952 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,871 about stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, 953 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,878 th-there's a gag there somewhere, isn't there? 954 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,196 Babe, the girls are gonna be waiting for us downstairs. 955 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,476 Delfont wants us to meet these people from his charity. 956 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,109 No, never mind about them. They're not going anywhere. 957 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,840 We just need to work through this just a little bit more. 958 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,469 Hey, when is Muffin coming to see the show? 959 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,269 He didn't say. 960 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,670 He should have been here tonight. Went big tonight. 961 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,194 That was a crackerjack, wasn't it? 962 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,680 - Ha, ha, ha. - It was. 963 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,751 All right, all right, how-how about this? 964 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:40,800 How about we tell Robin Hood, "You've got it all wrong. 965 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,758 "You ought to steal from the poor 966 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,752 - and give it to the rich." - No, no, that's not... 967 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,479 - Something like that. - That's not right, it's... 968 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,153 - Well, what is it? - Well, all-all right, okay. 969 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,390 - You got something... - How about... 970 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,073 Okay, how about this? Okay, I tap you 971 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,629 on the shoulder, and I say, uh, uh... 972 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,234 "Ollie, I got an idea. 973 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,391 "How about we-we give to the poor 974 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,915 "by stealing from the poor? 975 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,673 That way, we cut out the middleman." 976 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,029 That's it. 977 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,793 - Ha. That's it. - All right. 978 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,759 Stealing from the rich to give to the poor. 979 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,991 Whoever heard of such a ridiculous idea? 980 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,753 Well, it's communism. 981 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,672 Stanley, he is not gonna fall into that river. 982 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,478 The script says I fall in the river, 983 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,119 - that's what I have to do. - No, Oliver. 984 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,032 - It's historical, right, Stan? - It is, yes. 985 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,918 I can't believe we have to see all these people. 986 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,195 I just want to take a bath. 987 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,754 Yeah, I want you to take a bath. 988 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,558 - Heh, heh. - Ah. 989 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:26,994 There you are. 990 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,350 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Stan Laurel 991 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,557 and Mr. Oliver Hardy. 992 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,640 No-. 993 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,120 - Yeah? - No, I-l don't want any. 994 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,156 - Oh. - Thank you, no. 995 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,594 I got a great thing going here. 996 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,558 The... the more I drink, the drunker she gets. 997 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,913 - Do loosen up, angel. - Yes, loosen. 998 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,071 This movie could be big break for boys. 999 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:50,151 Oh, please. A big break? 1000 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,072 Oliver is 61 years old. 1001 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,958 - He's made 150 films, Ida. - Shh. 1002 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,713 Please tell me, how can they be 1003 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,030 a matter of weeks away from making this movie, Stanley, 1004 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,952 and still not have any shooting dates confirmed? 1005 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,714 I mean, this is just such a ridiculous situation. 1006 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,950 It may be ridiculous, 1007 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,269 but situation's not Stanley's fault. 1008 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,635 - Honey, that's the... - What? 1009 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,313 Please, w-we're here to have a nice time. 1010 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,312 Well, whose fault is it, then, Ida? 1011 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,039 - What are you trying to insinuate? - Oh, come on, now. 1012 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,356 No. No, no, no. I'd like to know how this nutty tour... 1013 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,397 which, let's face it, they're doing for the money... 1014 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,278 has anything to do with Oliver. 1015 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,198 Because Oliver make elephant film. 1016 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,275 What? 1017 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,594 - Gentlemen. - What? 1018 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,950 May I present two huge fans of yours, 1019 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,997 Lord Angus and Lady Mary Warley. 1020 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,197 Ladies, I'm being the most terrible host. 1021 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,556 Shall we sample the delights of the buffet? 1022 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,280 My wife loves your films. 1023 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,596 I-I don't really watch them myself. 1024 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,114 I remember one about a piano. 1025 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,191 You two had to push it up some stairs. 1026 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,913 Have you seen that one? 1027 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,230 - No. - Oh, it's very good. 1028 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,357 They had to push this piano up to the top of the stairs, 1029 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:53,840 and it was a long way, hmm? 1030 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,957 And you got it up to the top of the stairs, 1031 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,719 and the bloody thing came sliding 1032 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,757 - all the way down to the bottom again. - Hmm, hmm. 1033 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:02,270 And you two had to push it all the way back up. 1034 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,158 - I know. I was there. - And would you believe, 1035 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,038 it only rolled all the way down again. 1036 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,909 - Ha-ha-ha! - Yes, that's what happened. 1037 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,233 Was the piano damaged? 1038 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,913 - It was a prop. - No, it was a... 1039 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,832 Would you please excuse us for a moment? 1040 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,230 - Oh. - J-Just one moment. 1041 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,670 - That was painful. - Yeah. 1042 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,593 What was that Ida just said about the elephant film? 1043 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,671 You're not still carrying that around, are you? 1044 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,751 No, it was just... you know, I like to 1045 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,672 let off steam now and again, but she's... 1046 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,229 she didn't know what she was saying. 1047 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,592 You think this is all my fault 1048 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,671 because I went ahead and did a picture 1049 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,239 with someone else 16 years ago? 1050 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,515 Is that what you think? 1051 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,794 You weren't there anymore. 1052 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,469 - You left the studio. - I was fired. 1053 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,917 Because you were a pain in the ass, Stan. 1054 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,230 You refused to negotiate with Hal. 1055 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,754 I was still under contract, 1056 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,797 so I had to do that picture without you. 1057 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,430 Well, that's, uh... that's not how I see it. 1058 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,755 And how do you see it, Stan? 1059 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,150 Well, if we're laying all our cards on the table, 1060 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,596 the-the only reason we're in this situation now 1061 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,718 is because when I was trying to get a better deal from Hal, 1062 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,154 you were nowhere to be seen. 1063 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,590 I had no choice, and you know it. 1064 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,592 - I was broke. - You had a choice. 1065 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,718 You chose to be down at the-the country club or the racetrack. 1066 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,076 We had a good thing going with Hal, 1067 00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,356 but you had this big chip on your shoulder 1068 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,511 because you weren't being treated like Chaplin. 1069 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,069 You're damn right. And you didn't have the guts 1070 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,231 to ask for the deal that we deserved. 1071 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,073 I'm getting a drink. 1072 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,072 But, look, Ida, I don't want to fight. 1073 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,958 I just want to do what's best for Babe. 1074 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,236 - Oliver agreed to tour, no? - Well, yes, he did. He did. 1075 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,674 Okay, so life is not easy. 1076 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,558 It never ever come on dinner plate. 1077 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,870 Are you implying that Oliver and I aren't hard-working? 1078 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,474 You live in Hollywood. 1079 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,119 - So do you and Stan. - No, no, no, no, no. 1080 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,954 I may live in Hollywood, but I am not Hollywood. 1081 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,509 Ida, you are the epitome of Hollywood. 1082 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,194 - Don't you pity me. - What? Oh. 1083 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,158 I work my entire life to get where I am. 1084 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,834 - Well, hey, I had a job. - Yeah, poo-poo, script lady. 1085 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,354 Well, how's your acting career these days? 1086 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,351 - No. - Yes. 1087 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,874 If you're accusing me 1088 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,913 of trying to get along with people, well, then I'm guilty. 1089 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,720 I'm an actor. I do like people to like me. 1090 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,274 I want people to hire me. 1091 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,397 Sure, you wouldn't say "boo" to a goose. 1092 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,959 Everybody loves Babe. 1093 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,191 Come and play a round with Babe. 1094 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,079 While I'm sleeping on a couch in the editing suite. 1095 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,878 Well, that's how you wanted it. 1096 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,190 You cared about those things. I didn't. 1097 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:26,953 Well, you can't have, or you wouldn't 1098 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,758 have gone off to work with somebody else. 1099 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,514 L-I couldn't sleep for days when they told me what you did. 1100 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,671 And I couldn't sleep when I did it. 1101 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,670 But you Still did it. 1102 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,918 You betrayed me, betrayed our friendship. 1103 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,918 Friendship? 1104 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,873 We're friends because Hal Roach put us together, 1105 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,991 and the only reason we stayed together 1106 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,912 was because the audience wanted it. 1107 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,997 I have real friends. 1108 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,835 And yes, we play golf, and we go to ball games, 1109 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,753 and we have sauerkraut on our bratwurst. 1110 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,070 People will remember our movies 1111 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,312 long after you've finished your hot dog. 1112 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,591 You know something, you're just a lazy ass 1113 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,876 who got lucky 'cause you met me. 1114 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,360 Lucky? 1115 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,636 To spend my life with a hollow man 1116 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,871 who hides behind his typewriter? 1117 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,149 You're not real, Stan. 1118 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,836 You're hollow. You're empty. 1119 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,916 I loved us. 1120 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:37,675 You loved Laurel and Hardy, but you never loved me. 1121 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,152 So what? 1122 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,312 Bravo! 1123 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,151 Was that funny? 1124 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,710 What are you gonna say to him? 1125 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,278 Nothing. 1126 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,553 There's nothing to say. 1127 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,633 Oliver, I would go to the ends of the earth for you, 1128 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,474 I would do anything for you, but I won't stand by 1129 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,634 and watch this lifestyle of yours put you in a wooden box. 1130 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,874 There, I've said it. 1131 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,435 I'm sorry, but it's true. 1132 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,877 You know what? 1133 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,400 You're absolutely right. 1134 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,714 Just as soon as we're finished up here, 1135 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,076 that's it. 1136 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,436 I'm through with him. 1137 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,916 Once and for all. 1138 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,591 Oh, Babe. 1139 01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,439 - Tsk, tsk, tsk. - Shh. Oh, Babe. 1140 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,030 Good morning. 1141 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,077 Your taxi's outside, Mr. Laurel. 1142 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,992 Have you seen Mr. Hardy at all? 1143 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,276 He left about 15 minutes ago, sir. 1144 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,673 Thank you. 1145 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,673 There you are. 1146 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,712 Morning. 1147 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,713 Welcome to Worthing, gentlemen. 1148 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,110 - Can I get you anything? - If you don't mind, 1149 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,231 I would love a cup of tea, please. 1150 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,834 - Of course. - I'll do it. 1151 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,354 I'd rather you made my cup of tea, 1152 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,999 if that's all right. 1153 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,510 - Of course. - Thank you. 1154 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,796 Um, how do you take it? 1155 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,389 Milk, four sugars. 1156 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,840 Milk and four sugars, please. 1157 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,559 Of course. 1158 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:16,955 Ahh. 1159 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,754 Thank you very kindly. 1160 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,720 Well, I think it's amazing 1161 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,871 that you two are still going strong, 1162 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,600 still using the same old material. 1163 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,433 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1164 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,274 Uh, I, uh, wanted to tell you something. 1165 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,875 So, I was talking to this fella about, uh... about eggs. 1166 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,519 I know you like your eggs. 1167 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,591 And, uh, he said they get a powder 1168 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,871 to supplement the government ration. 1169 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,078 You get a packet a month, same as a dozen eggs. 1170 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,516 Doesn't taste too good, but, uh, 1171 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,234 you can make an omelet with it. 1172 01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,315 That's what he said. 1173 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,160 Stan, I have nothing to say. 1174 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,870 Well, I've got nothing to say to you, too. 1175 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,678 And you can ignore what I just said, 1176 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,955 because I won't be repeating it. 1177 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,236 Right. Enough bits. 1178 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,039 Ah, forget it. 1179 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,231 To present the crown 1180 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,711 to the winner of the Bathing Beauty Contest, 1181 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,838 Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy. 1182 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,639 Thank you. Aren't-aren't they... 1183 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,319 aren't they beautiful? 1184 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,835 Ladies and gentlemen, uh, Mr. Hardy and myself 1185 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,959 would like to thank you for such a warm, warm welcome 1186 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,350 we've received here from everyone in-in Worthing, 1187 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,756 our favorite seaside town. 1188 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,957 And, uh, really, I-I suppose all that remains 1189 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,317 is for me to put this lovely tiara crown 1190 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,357 on our beautiful winner. 1191 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,399 Will you... will you quit sulking and get up here? 1192 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,880 And the winner... 1193 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,313 Babe, you're not... Babe, Babe, what happened? 1194 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:10,515 You all right? 1195 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,432 What's going on? What's going on, buddy? 1196 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,432 Uh, someone turned out the lights. 1197 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,834 Talk to me. 1198 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,798 Excuse me, ma'am. 1199 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,991 This is so stupid. 1200 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,071 - Okay. - Here, 430. 1201 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,430 Lucille? 1202 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,113 I've got my key here somewhere. 1203 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,719 He had-had a funny turn. 1204 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,279 Oh, my goodness. What happened? 1205 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,919 Well, we were about to go onstage, 1206 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,479 and he said he wasn't feeling well, 1207 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,074 and he sort of collapsed. 1208 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,833 Collapsed? No, I need to get a doctor right now. 1209 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,235 No doctor. 1210 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,118 I got him here as fast as I could. 1211 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,556 You should have taken him to the hospital. Look at the state he's in. 1212 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,869 - I tried. - Yes, hello. 1213 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,519 This is Mrs. Hardy in room 430. 1214 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,512 Now, I need a doctor to attend 1215 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,273 to my husband right away, please. 1216 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,317 - Mr. Oliver Hardy. - Don't worry, I'm fine. 1217 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,595 My goodness, please hurry up. 1218 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,995 I'm so sorry, Lucille. 1219 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,992 Thank you, Stan. I'll take it from here. 1220 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,992 It's fine. Don't worry. You hang up. 1221 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,673 Goodness, why are they taking so long? 1222 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,150 - Hang up. - Oh, my goodness, please hurry up. 1223 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,438 Yes, I already told you... 1224 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,471 Lucille won't let anybody near him. 1225 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,754 We can't expect him back anytime soon? 1226 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,873 - I-I don't think so. - Oh, shame. 1227 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,031 The advance London bookings are very strong. 1228 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,713 Everyone wants to see you. 1229 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,996 Shows a huge success. 1230 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,790 It's not Babe's fault that he got sick. 1231 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,713 No, of course not. Of course not. 1232 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,959 Stanley, am I right in thinking 1233 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,952 that before you teamed up with Oliver, 1234 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,679 you used to work with other partners? 1235 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,590 Well, yes, when I was in vaudeville, 1236 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,592 I-I worked with lots of different partners. 1237 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,639 Um... of course, Charlie Chaplin was one. 1238 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,279 - Mm. - But th-these were very fleeting... 1239 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,272 And, of course, Oliver made his elephant film 1240 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,510 with a different partner. 1241 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,472 Well, what's that got to do with anything? 1242 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,199 Oh, I don't know. 1243 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,351 Random thought. Heh. 1244 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,439 There's a, um... there's a very popular 1245 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,273 double act here called Cook and Baker. 1246 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,238 Cook is basically Hardy to Baker's Laurel, 1247 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,799 if you see what I mean. 1248 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,839 And I was just wondering whether you might consider 1249 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,513 doing a couple of shows with Nobby Cook, 1250 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,712 just to keep the seats full until Oliver can return. 1251 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,871 Go on without Babe? 1252 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,835 Well, something to mull over, anyway. 1253 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,231 After all, those sausages don't pay for themselves. 1254 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,473 Hi, Stan. 1255 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,159 Please don't tire him out. 1256 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,555 Hello, Ollie. 1257 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,079 I didn't expect to see you here today. 1258 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:39,477 I got you something. 1259 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,471 Eggs? 1260 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,638 - Laid 'em myself. - Heh, heh. 1261 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:50,350 I had to go down to the kitchen to see if they had any spare. 1262 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,710 Three shillings each, they cost me. 1263 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,712 Thank you, Stan. 1264 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,316 I'll have one now, if I may. 1265 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:01,914 Sure. 1266 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,320 You know, Lucille didn't have to go. 1267 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:08,515 She could have stayed. 1268 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,318 I mean, that-that argument we had 1269 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,596 the other night, that was just... it was so silly. 1270 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,637 It was... it was a-about nothing. 1271 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,632 Just" 1272 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,632 just nothing. 1273 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,950 Babe, I-l wanted to talk to you... 1274 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,713 I'm retiring. 1275 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,278 What? 1276 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,520 The doctors told me I can't continue with the tour, 1277 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,991 and I have promised Lucille I won't. 1278 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,034 So I'm retiring, Stan. 1279 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,431 I've promised Lucille, and that's that. 1280 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:44,750 I'm sorry. 1281 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,749 I should never have had us take this tour. 1282 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,719 Well, je ne regrette rien. 1283 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,110 And you shouldn't regrette rien, either. 1284 01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,109 Can't you just rest until you're better, 1285 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,954 and then, you know, we could start again? 1286 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,236 They say my heart won't take it. 1287 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,035 So I'm going home 1288 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:09,991 just as soon as we can arrange the crossing. 1289 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,191 You're retiring. 1290 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:26,559 - Oh. - Yes. 1291 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,599 Retiring. 1292 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,517 So, what have you been working on? 1293 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,671 - What? - What new scenes for the movie 1294 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,917 - have you been working on? - Oh. 1295 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,199 Nothing, really. 1296 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,431 I haven't seen you for two days, 1297 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,631 and you're trying to tell me you haven't been working 1298 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,791 - on new material in that time? - Ha, ha. 1299 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,520 Well... 1300 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,478 Come on, then, out with it. 1301 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,075 Well, I did have this idea for a... a romantic scene 1302 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,958 where you're pining for Maid Marian, 1303 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,953 but she's holed up in a castle with the Sheriff of Nottingham. 1304 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,110 Right. 1305 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,630 And then we hear this very sad violin music, 1306 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,871 and you start to cry; you can't handle it. 1307 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,118 And, uh, of course, you're... you're bawling your eyes out, 1308 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,509 the tears are bouncing off your cheeks, 1309 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,193 but I'm not upset at all, you know, 1310 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,759 and I-l don't know what to do. 1311 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,598 - I'm... - Ha, ha, ha. 1312 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,559 And, uh... and-and then suddenly, 1313 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,398 I-I think, "Oh, I know. 1314 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,914 "I'll-I'll get this potted plant, 1315 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,673 and I'll put it underneath you." 1316 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,353 - Ha, ha. - You know, so at least... 1317 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,591 at least there'll be something to catch the tears 1318 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,398 and give the plant... plant a watering. 1319 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,831 But then the plant just starts growing like crazy, you know. 1320 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,750 I'll get the prop boys to rig me up the tears 1321 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,240 so they're like little waterfalls. 1322 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,999 - That's right. - That'll be a riot. 1323 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,515 That'll... that's great, Stan. That'll go big. 1324 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,270 Would you do me a favor? 1325 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:01,999 Will you pull this blanket up on me? 1326 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,231 - Sure. - I just can't seem to get warm. 1327 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,797 My goodness, your hands are like ice. 1328 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,110 - Yeah. - Here. 1329 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,234 That better? 1330 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,073 Yes. 1331 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,914 So, have you talked to Delfont? 1332 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,391 I spoke to him this morning. 1333 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,312 What did he say? 1334 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:35,313 Well, he... he didn't know you were retiring, of course, 1335 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,711 but he asked me, since you were sick, 1336 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,793 if I wouldn't mind carrying on the show with somebody else. 1337 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,437 Who'? 1338 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,672 An English comedian called Nobby Cook. 1339 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,390 Well, that makes sense. 1340 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,590 It's for the best, Stan. 1341 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,192 Maybe it is. 1342 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,878 Well, that's settled, then. 1343 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,671 I'm retiring, and you're going on with a new partner. 1344 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,759 Hmm. 1345 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,558 Yes. 1346 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,558 That's it. 1347 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:34,074 The other night, uh, those things you said... 1348 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,195 did you mean them? 1349 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,038 No-. 1350 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,875 DR! you'? 1351 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,713 No. 1352 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:49,992 Good. 1353 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,917 Stanley, may I introduce to you Mr. Nobby Cook, 1354 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,157 one of our finest music hall comedians. 1355 01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,038 Very pleased to meet you, Nobby. 1356 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,032 I've heard a lot of great things about you. 1357 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,555 Mr. Laurel, I'm a big fan of yours. 1358 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,870 - I've seen all your films. - Oh, we'll have none of that. 1359 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,360 You're Nobby. I'm Stanley. 1360 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,113 I'm looking forward to rolling my sleeves up 1361 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,510 - and getting to work with you. - Oh, thank you very much. 1362 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,472 It's very nice of you to say so. 1363 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,956 Heh, heh. You two are gonna be absolutely terrific together. 1364 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,952 Wonderful rapport. I'm laughing already. 1365 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,519 Dare we attempt a run-through? 1366 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,512 If you like. I-l mean, it's up to Stan. 1367 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:27,875 Well, I can go off, come on again 1368 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,156 - and take it from the top. - That'll be great. 1369 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,317 Good idea. 1370 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,952 Belting, this, Stan, eh'? 1371 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,236 Ha-ha-ha. Guaranteed laughs. 1372 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,437 What have you got there? 1373 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,439 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts? 1374 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,831 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts? Don't be so daft. 1375 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,320 - What's the matter with you? - Ha, ha. 1376 01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:57,834 I can't eat that. 1377 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,958 Okay, and cue Stanley. 1378 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,716 Isn't this so much nicer, Babe? 1379 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,110 All the worry gone. 1380 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,634 Just you and I relaxing together. 1381 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,474 I spoke to Mother today, and she passes on her love. 1382 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,074 And what, pray you, 1383 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,635 has Robin Hood done to inspire such wrath? 1384 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,757 Well, we've heard that he steals 1385 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,480 from the poor to give to the rich. 1386 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,314 - lsn't that right, Stan? - It certainly is. 1387 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,198 He's got the whole thing the wrong way round. 1388 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:29,634 Exactly. 1389 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:33,031 Our idea, you see, is to give to the poor 1390 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,873 by stealing from the poor, 1391 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,111 thereby cutting out the middleman. 1392 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,590 And the rich need never be any the wiser. 1393 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,677 - Precisely. - Hmm. 1394 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,233 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha! 1395 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,591 Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 1396 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:15,555 Mm! 1397 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,671 How's that for you, Mr. Cook? 1398 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,917 Ladies and gentlemen, 1399 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,753 please take your seats, as tonight's performance 1400 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,957 with Mr. Stan Laurel and Mr. Nobby Cook 1401 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,554 is about to commence. 1402 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,994 Laurel and Cook. 1403 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,151 Enormously exciting. 1404 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,789 Ladies and gentlemen, 1405 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,230 I'm afraid that, due to circumstances 1406 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,233 beyond our control, tonight's performance 1407 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,311 has been canceled. 1408 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:24,990 Canceled? 1409 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:27,959 What's going on? 1410 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,358 Tickets can be redeemed at the box office. 1411 01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,517 Redeemed? 1412 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,633 You know, when you watch our movies, 1413 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,792 nobody else in the stories knows us, 1414 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,040 and we don't know anybody, either. 1415 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,750 It was just the two of us. 1416 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,230 All we had was each other. 1417 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:20,160 It was just the way we wanted it. 1418 01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,836 I love him, Ida. 1419 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,837 We go home? 1420 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,193 Don't tell Babe. 1421 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:41,240 Tell him I'm going to continue with the dates in Ireland. 1422 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:44,233 It would upset him to think about me canceling the tour. 1423 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,712 The doctor thinks you should be well enough 1424 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,269 to travel tomorrow, which is wonderful. 1425 01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:00,278 Now, I'm gonna go down and see if there's any mail, 1426 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,118 and then the Laurels will be stopping by 1427 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,033 to say goodbye before they go to Ireland. 1428 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,032 I do hope it's not gonna rain today. 1429 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,679 When that wind gets up, 1430 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:11,912 the chill cuts right through to the bone. 1431 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,154 I won't be long, Babe. 1432 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:18,914 - Hurry back. - Yeah. Mm. 1433 01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,677 Mr. Hardy, I believe you suffered 1434 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,070 - a mild heart attack today. - Oh. 1435 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:39,950 I also believe there is some evidence of congestive failure. 1436 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:42,157 LUCILLE Oh, dear God, I knew it. 1437 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,834 Well, I think it's amazing 1438 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,752 that you two are still going strong. 1439 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,877 I think it's wonderful you're still going. 1440 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:51,633 All me family love your films. 1441 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,632 I suggest you go home 1442 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,030 as soon as you possibly can to seek specialist treatment. 1443 01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:58,390 You just wait till I tell me mam it's you. 1444 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,710 My wife loves your films. 1445 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:04,236 You cannot possibly go onstage again 1446 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,835 in your current condition. 1447 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,677 One of the bellboys down there... 1448 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,116 Raymond, I think his name was... said to tell you 1449 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,794 he had a good tip for you on a horse. 1450 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,510 Have you been gambling, Oliver Hardy? 1451 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,358 Oliver. 1452 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,798 Darling, you have money for bellboy? 1453 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:40,950 Sure. 1454 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,074 Answer, please. I powder nose. 1455 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:49,397 And give him five shillings only, no more. 1456 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,160 I'm only supposed to give you a couple of... 1457 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,798 You're not leaving, are you, Stan? 1458 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,080 We've got some shows to do. 1459 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,953 I think we should all get below now, out of this cold. 1460 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:30,474 Darling, I agree. 1461 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,314 Oliver, will you at least listen to me about this? 1462 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,154 Or are you determined to catch pneumonia? 1463 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,038 I'm enjoying the fresh air, honey. 1464 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,395 Really? 1465 01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,035 Stan, why don't you come sit here? 1466 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:44,639 You girls go ahead if you're cold. 1467 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,438 All right. 1468 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,478 Come on, Ida. 1469 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,711 - I'll bring him down. - Yeah. 1470 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,518 Come, we go. 1471 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,629 Thought you might want this back. 1472 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,950 Heh. Thanks. 1473 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,551 I lied to you, Babe. 1474 01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,477 What do you mean? 1475 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,036 There is no movie. 1476 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,391 Miffin told me two weeks ago it had fallen through. 1477 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:29,276 I guess people just don't want to see 1478 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,279 Laurel and Hardy pictures anymore. 1479 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,199 But... 1480 01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:36,911 if I'd told you straightaway, then... 1481 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,878 maybe we could have finished the tour early 1482 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,873 and you wouldn't have gotten sick. 1483 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:50,239 You knew two weeks ago there was no movie? 1484 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,836 Yes, and I've been feeling terrible about it. 1485 01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,392 Stan... 1486 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:00,314 I knew. 1487 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,956 - You knew? - I knew. 1488 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,560 Well, why didn't you tell me you knew? 1489 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:10,678 I thought you already knew I knew. 1490 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,990 How could I know that you knew I knew? 1491 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,790 What would my line be here? 1492 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,952 Um, well, "Now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, 1493 01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,952 but you were pretending not to know I knew." 1494 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,356 Ha-ha-ha. Thank you. 1495 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,674 Wait, if we both knew, 1496 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:29,956 why did we keep rehearsing the movie? 1497 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:35,995 What else are we gonna do? 1498 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,434 Thank you. 1499 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,352 Thank you very much. 1500 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:40,114 Thank you. Thank you. 1501 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,996 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Hello. Hello. 1502 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,474 - Thank you. I'm sorry. - Excuse me. 1503 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:46,755 - I'm sorry. Good evening. - Hello. 1504 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:47,830 - Good evening. - My goodness. 1505 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,149 Thank you very much. Hello. 1506 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:50,754 - Yes. Thank you so much. - Right. 1507 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,240 - Good evening. - No, no, no. 1508 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,754 - No. No, no, no. - What? Oh. 1509 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,315 - No. - That's fine. That's fine. 1510 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,118 Good evening. 1511 01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,317 Oh, my goodness, I'm a little nervous. 1512 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:04,073 - Heh. - Don%be. 1513 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:06,356 - They'll be sensational. - Heh. 1514 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,272 - Can I get you anything? - Oh, no touching. 1515 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:45,119 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 1516 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:46,315 Mmm! 1517 01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:43,239 You look tired, Babe. 1518 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,629 You look real tired. 1519 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,313 Why don't we just go out there 1520 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,153 and, uh, skip the song, say good night 1521 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:49,469 and we can finish there? 1522 01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:53,072 I'm fine. 1523 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:11,472 It was fun while it lasted, wasn't it, Stan? 1524 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:27,276 I'll miss us when we're gone. 1525 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,758 So will you. 1526 01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:45,191 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 1527 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,630 We hope you've enjoyed our bit of fun tonight. 1528 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:49,791 We've certainly enjoyed ourselves, haven't we, Stanley? 1529 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:51,553 We certainly have. 1530 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:56,152 Well, we'd like to finish now with a little dance. 1531 01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:58,590 Oh, no. 1532 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,714 Maestro, if you would be so kind. 1533 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,314 Stanley. 1534 01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:10,958 - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure. I can do it. 1535 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,553 ♪ Commence to dancing ♪♪ 1536 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:05,631 ♪ Commence to prancing ♪♪ 1537 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,757 ♪ Commence advancing ♪♪ 1538 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,718 ♪ Right and left a-glancing ♪♪ 1539 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:13,236 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪♪ 1540 01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:16,592 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪♪ 1541 01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,956 ♪ Take your partner And you hold her ♪♪ 1542 01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:20,833 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪♪ 1543 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,673 ♪ A little bolder ♪♪ 1544 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,480 ♪ Just work your shoulder, Snap your fingers one and all ♪♪ 1545 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,438 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪♪ 1546 01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:29,830 ♪ That's all ♪♪ 1547 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,997 ♪ Some ball ♪♪ 1548 01:31:32,160 --> 01:31:33,798 ♪ Commence to dancing ♪♪ 1549 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,837 ♪ Commence to prancing ♪♪' 1550 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,354 ♪ Commence advancing ♪♪ 1551 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,431 ♪ Right and left a-glancing ♪♪ 1552 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,956 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪♪ 1553 01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:46,078 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪♪ 1554 01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,800 ♪ Take your partner and you hold her ♪♪ 1555 01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:50,633 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪♪ 1556 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,154 ♪ A little bolder ♪♪ 1557 01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:55,193 ♪ Just work your shoulder, Snap your fingers one and all ♪♪ 1558 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:57,232 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪♪ 1559 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,437 ♪ That's all ♪♪ 1560 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,637 ♪ Some ball ♪♪ 1560 01:32:02,305 --> 01:32:08,848 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 115720