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How long do we have to wait here
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while Mom and Dad are in there partying?
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They're refinancing their debt.
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With some dude named Chaz.
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When is the last time
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someone didn't have a blast with a Chaz?
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Well, if you're looking for a good time,
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we are standing outside
of a medical supply store.
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- So?
- So we go in there,
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pretend like we have enough money
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to buy a fancy microscope.
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Next thing you know,
we're looking at my saliva
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through the lens of a Hyperscope 2200.
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"Hey! Is there some
debt we can refinance?"
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Here you go.
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Did she just...
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No one pities my brother.
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Let's do this.
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Now, this is a party.
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Fan out. You... go after her.
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I'll cut through the building.
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I'll go this way.
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She's getting away! Hurry!
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Okay, I'm sorry,
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but they have an insanely
good deal on scarves.
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There she is!
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This scarf deal is even better!
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Ugh! I hate my scarf!
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"And that is why it is so offensive
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to assume someone needs your charity."
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Wow. When you put it that
way, I sincerely apologize.
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"Apology accepted."
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Where are we?
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Really far from the bank.
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Yeah, we're gonna need that fiver back
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for the bus fare.
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I... just gave him a
$1. That's all I have.
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Come on.
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I saw an ATM back there.
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And finally, the most
recently named moon of Jupiter,
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at an orbital inclination of 34 degrees,
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- we have Valetudo!
- Boom!
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You like that?! You like that?!
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Darling, you keep asking
that, and I keep saying no,
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but it doesn't stop.
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Sorry. We were just studying
for the Quiz Bowl tournament.
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Oh, and thanks to your son,
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we are locks to bring home the trophy.
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Is the trophy a shower chair?
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'Cause JJ's is broken.
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Gosh, if great segues
are a Quiz Bowl category,
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I should really join your team.
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But you're... too old.
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Go home, Justin Chang.
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Maya? Come here.
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I need you.
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You don't drag me out of rooms!
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I drag you out of rooms.
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Oh, come on, Kenneth!
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You need me!
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N... Never should have told
you guys how much I hate
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barbershop quartet-like harmonies.
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♪ We won't stop until you agree ♪
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♪ To play the gigs with us ♪
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♪ Isn't that right ♪
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♪ Guys? ♪
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Tell Jimmy he should have some fun.
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They're trying to bully me
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into taking a weekly gig at a bar.
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♪ Gastropub, actually ♪
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Well, that's fantastic.
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Go for it. Have some fun.
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You know, go and wail on your... shovel.
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- Axe.
- Axe!
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That's why Eric Clapton
called me a stupid idiot
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that one time.
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Fine. Enough!
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I'll do the gigs.
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Yeah!
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Well, good for you, love.
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- Glen, were you on the fifth?
- I was.
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♪ Ahhh ♪
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- ♪ Ahhh ♪
- ♪ Ahhh ♪
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♪ Ahhh ♪
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♪ Room for one more ♪
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♪ Ahhh ♪
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Damn, that's beautiful.
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Mail call.
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Ray.
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JJ.
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Dude, this is a check... A big one.
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S-O...
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"Social Security benefits.
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It was supposed to
start when I turned 18.
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This must be a year's worth."
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You get this for having a disability?
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So...
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"Do it. Tell me I'm lucky."
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Geez!
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Not if you're gonna yell at me.
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I bet you have to spend
it on boring stuff.
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"Living expenses,"
"income may not exceed"...
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Yep. It's boring.
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"Still, getting to spend
this much on anything
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makes me feel like a big shot."
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"I'd like to make it rain.
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Too bad it's just one check.
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Give me Mom and Dad's bills, too."
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Sa-lang-un chom-go.
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Sa-lang-un moon-uh-dah.
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Kenneth, if I wanted
to listen to gibberish,
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I'd have a conversation with you.
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Sorry. I'm going to this Korean wedding.
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I volunteered to give a speech.
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_
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_
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Hey, boning up on your Korean.
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Anyung-haseyo.
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When you get yelled
at in as many languages
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as I do at the airport,
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you pick up a thing or dul.
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What night is your gastropub gig?
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I actually bowed out of that.
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- Oh, no!
- Jimmy!
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Yeah. Bad time at work.
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New supervisor came in, and
she's kicking everybody's ass.
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No, you want to do these shows.
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- Eh...
- I'll help you handle the boss.
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I know a little something
about working for a woman
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who's domineering but who
also gets your motor running.
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Excuse me?
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Please. Not you.
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- Excuse me?!
- Okay.
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My boss does not get my motor running.
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Also, no, thank you.
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Can we just circle back...
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It's Dr. Miller.
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- I see it. I see it. I see it.
- She's got it going on.
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- Right?
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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Hi. What are you looking for today?
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"Everything."
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"I kinda thought this would be more fun.
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Got anything cooler?"
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Uh, this bracelet will
call the cops if you die.
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Listen, I've got practice,
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but they'll deliver this,
and you've got your money.
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You good to ride the bus home? Cool.
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And you're sure you
don't want anything else?
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♪ Take it
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No way!
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JJ, you are the king.
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This is the same microscope
Johns Hopkins used
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to discover a new STD.
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There's a new STD?
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How did you afford this?
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"I've been saving money
from my grocery store job."
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Thank you.
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But why treat me?
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Mom, Dad, and Dylan need stuff, too.
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"Huh. Good idea.
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Now, can you dance like a
girl in a rap video for me?"
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For this?
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Yeah!
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You ready to win this?
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Is the Earth's mantle
8.18% ferrous oxide?
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No clue. I'm the history
guy. But I have a feeling
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you're about to go Horatio
Nelson on these fools.
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I have no idea who that is.
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Our knowledge is siloed as hell.
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How did regionals go last year?
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Dude, we've never made it this far...
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Because we didn't have you.
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I will not let you down, Justin.
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I am focused. Killer instinct locked in.
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Hi, Ray.
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Why are you here?
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Why is my ex-girlfriend here,
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and why is she still so hot?!
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Let's go!
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Yeah.
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These guys are pretty good.
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Yeah, okay.
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Jimmy's Korean?!
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Eep!
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Kenneth, what are you...
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I'm friends with the groom.
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I just gave a speech that killed.
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There wasn't a dry
eye in the hwajangsil.
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What are you doing playing
with the Seoul Brothers?
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They don't even spell "soul"...
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Oh.
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That's awesome.
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Look, it's work.
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I get $25 a gig, plus dinner.
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No meat! You messed up the last song.
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Yes, Yoon-Taek.
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Why not play with your friends?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Just please don't tell Maya.
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Now I got to go. We're back on soon.
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And, uh... Yeah.
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That signal from Yoon-Taek means
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I have to go smoke a
cigarette while he watches.
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Hey, JJ. What's up?
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What's with the hat?
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Did you remember my
two-thirds birthday?
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God, I thought you
bastards had forgotten.
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"No, it's for everyone.
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I haven't gotten anyone
birthday gifts in a long time,
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so happy birthday."
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- Seriously?
- What?!
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JJ! Come on.
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Aww!
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You got me a new circular saw!
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And bandages.
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'Cause you remembered I'm clumsy.
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How could you afford this?
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Uh, yeah, JJ. How cou you afford it?
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"I won it in a raffle at the mall."
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This cashmere blanket is
like being back in the womb.
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Go on... feed me through my bellybutton.
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"Got the blanket in a raffle, too."
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Thank you very much, son.
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Come here.
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Thank you, darling.
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So interesting...
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You win a raffle
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the same week you get that big check.
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You know what I think?
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You bribed the organizers
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to put more slips in
with your name on it
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so you'd have a higher chance...
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Wait. You just bought everything.
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You know that's not
what the money's for.
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It's for you.
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"Everything this family does is for me.
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I love being generous.
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Now I'm not just a taker.
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I need that more than a shower chair."
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I didn't realize you felt that way.
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Well... if it's what you need...
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JJ!
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It's not just generous...
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...to know me so well.
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Aah!
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Dude, why are you playing gigs
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with some secret Korean band
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that seems to really hate you?
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I am playing with them
because it's secret.
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W... Play with your guys.
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Have some fun.
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Kenneth, I appreciate the
role fun plays in your life...
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Fun car, fun clothes,
fun relationships...
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Hey! I've been with
Melanie going on six weeks.
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Gosh, wow. How do you keep it fresh?
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But in families like ours,
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there's too much real stuff going on.
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Maya and I don't have the bandwidth
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for a lot of silly fun on our own.
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She said "It's fantastic. Go for it."
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Because she had to.
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Just like I would have to if
she were the one having fun.
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Maya and I don't want
to do that to each other,
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so we each do our little things quietly.
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It's a beautiful dance
that we both hate.
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00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,179
Give Maya credit.
268
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,443
If she saw you toiling away
269
00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:18,983
like some sad white Pip...
270
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,522
The system works, Kenneth.
Just leave it alone.
271
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,690
Nah.
272
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,099
That doesn't seem fun.
273
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,569
Ray.
274
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,724
Ray.
275
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,122
Ray!
276
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,998
Ray!
277
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,641
Who discovered the neutron?
278
00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:37,235
- James Chadwick.
- Correct!
279
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,571
Oh, oh! That's time!
280
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:43,108
Lafayette High wins and
advances to the finals!
281
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,127
Ohh!
282
00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,511
That was close, Ray.
283
00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:48,315
I'm sorry. I was just
distracted that Taylor's here.
284
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:49,781
But of course she is.
285
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,383
She's got the mind of Einstein
286
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,831
and the body of the cousin he married.
287
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:53,919
Elsa Lowenthal.
288
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,232
Just get over it quick.
289
00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:56,702
We're playing her school in the finals.
290
00:10:56,704 --> 00:10:58,026
She's coming over now. Be strong!
291
00:10:58,029 --> 00:10:59,090
Got it.
292
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,206
Hi, Ray.
293
00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:01,541
You did great up there.
294
00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:03,429
Yes...?
295
00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:05,181
I haven't seen you in forever.
296
00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:07,064
You look good.
297
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,268
Well, good luck.
298
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,538
I'll murder my teammates
just to feel your touch again!
299
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,906
Dude, did you see the
way she smiled at you?
300
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,274
I think Taylor's still into you.
301
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,743
- Really?
- This is good.
302
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,210
You can get her team's notes.
303
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,546
Then we'll definitely win.
304
00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,313
Take the W, man... For the team.
305
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,786
JJ, I so appreciate you
lavishing us with gifts.
306
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,288
I can't believe you got
these at a yard sale.
307
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,623
Thank you, darling.
308
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,388
"The pleasure is mine."
309
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,394
I know it's the thought that counts,
310
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,163
but, I mean, when am I gonna wear these?
311
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,700
Yeah, it's getting out of control.
312
00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:42,115
It is. I mean, this is cool...
313
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,302
...but, uh, the wires get hot.
314
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,435
Hide me from JJ.
315
00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:51,779
I think he wants to give
me Elton John tickets.
316
00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:54,179
What is this, Kenneth? Why am I here?
317
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,700
You said you'd be happy for Jimmy
318
00:11:56,703 --> 00:11:58,916
if he played music with his friends.
319
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,686
Look what he's doing instead.
320
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,087
What? Who's doing where?
321
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,088
What?
322
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,355
Your husband...
323
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,257
The only not-Korean guy up there.
324
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,794
I see people on the stage,
and they're all Korean.
325
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,328
They are not, and you know it.
326
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,329
I'm ending this.
327
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,330
Hey, Jimmy!
328
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,021
Look who's here!
329
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,291
- Who's here?
- Seriously?!
330
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:17,769
You're both sick.
331
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,506
You have to address this so you can...
332
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,844
Wow. Jimmy, she really
can't deal with...
333
00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:24,482
Jimmy?
334
00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:27,646
I'm not getting any meat, am I?
335
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,942
Mind if I join you?
336
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:33,127
It's just really crowded in here.
337
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,973
Ah. Nice study guide.
338
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:35,975
Thanks.
339
00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:38,606
There's so much to memorize.
340
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,559
But you probably don't
need something like this.
341
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,356
It's all in your brain.
342
00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,653
Don't sell yourself short.
You're a smart cookie.
343
00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:48,028
Well, up against you, I feel... crumby.
344
00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,334
Oh.
345
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,136
She's so funny.
346
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,305
Can I, uh, take a look
at your study guide?
347
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,815
It would be our own little secret.
348
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,820
Well, this is just part of it.
349
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,283
Here's the rest.
350
00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,582
I divided it up by section.
351
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,895
I wasn't sure if I should put
art with culture or history.
352
00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:09,220
I chose culture.
353
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,489
Oh, Taylor, I missed this.
354
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,560
I missed your highlighting,
I missed your color-coding,
355
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,967
your handwriting that's so perfect,
356
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,261
it looks like a font.
357
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,830
I missed this, too, Ray.
358
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,364
But what are you doing?
359
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,166
Are you trying to win me or...
360
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,689
win the tournament?
361
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,286
Okay.
362
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:30,541
Yes, I came in here
planning to use my wiles
363
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,377
to gain an advantage.
364
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,845
But forget the tournament.
365
00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:35,413
I want you, Taylor.
366
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,616
I'll throw the tournament
367
00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,476
just to show you that
you are what I want.
368
00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,478
No, Ray.
369
00:13:40,481 --> 00:13:41,920
Yes, Taylor.
370
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,957
Go now.
371
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,794
Tomorrow, this will be you.
372
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,580
And my book bag will be you.
373
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,422
The one time I come in the library!
374
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,216
Oh, darling, I forgot to ask you,
375
00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:20,481
how was work last night?
376
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,126
Lot of flights. What'd you do?
377
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,895
- Oh, I just stayed home.
- Cool.
378
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,388
What is this unhealthy
379
00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,900
Tennessee Williams-ass
marriage nonsense?!
380
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:33,325
You saw each other at a
Korean wedding last night!
381
00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:34,669
- No, we didn't.
- No, we didn't.
382
00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,941
Okay. That was super scary.
383
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,622
Maya, Jimmy plays in a wedding band,
384
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,847
and he feels so bad
about it that he hides it.
385
00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,348
Tell him it's okay.
386
00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,654
Jimmy, it's...
387
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,560
No, I'm sorry. I can't.
I don't think it's okay.
388
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:52,624
I think he should be at
work. We have so much debt.
389
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,459
Why'd you have to show me
that last night, Kenneth?
390
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,427
'Cause now that I know,
he can't do it anymore.
391
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,829
Isn't that hypocritical?
392
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,698
Once a week, you and Melanie
393
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,013
say that you're working late,
394
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:03,239
but you sneak out to a
bar to get a glass of wine.
395
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,607
Damn it, Kenneth! Why'd
you have to tell me that?
396
00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,538
Now I have to kill
her weekly indulgence.
397
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,874
I'm sorry, hon.
398
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:09,875
It's all right, darling.
399
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,342
It's not your fault. It's Kenneth's!
400
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,091
For the record, twisted stuff like this
401
00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,880
is the reason why neither
of you gets my motor running!
402
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,310
"Everyone, you know
how we are always saying
403
00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:22,747
we wish we had
404
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,208
a custom oil painting of our family?"
405
00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:27,927
- Nope. Never did.
- No, we do not.
406
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,494
"Well, I lucked into a coupon.
407
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,697
Please welcome..."
408
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,529
JJ, I just got off the phone
409
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,264
with the Social Security office.
410
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,802
I was complaining that you
haven't received your checks.
411
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,231
They looked at your
file, and it turns out
412
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,786
you have been receiving your checks.
413
00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:43,174
You've just been spending
the money on flashy gifts.
414
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,232
"Oops.
415
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,208
Well, I hope we can all
laugh at this someday."
416
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,943
Oh, if you think that's
funny, there's more.
417
00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,600
When they looked at your
file, they saw that you hadn't
418
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,219
reported your earnings at
the grocery store last year.
419
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,587
You shouldn't have got any money.
420
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,276
And now you have to return all of it.
421
00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,758
Are you ready?
422
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:04,625
He can't pay you.
423
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:16,006
That money's for your living
expenses. This is fraud.
424
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,843
And we can't return any of the gifts,
425
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,614
because if yours are anything like mine,
426
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:22,158
they are covered in chili stains.
427
00:16:22,161 --> 00:16:24,282
It's okay. We'll help you pay it back.
428
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,516
"No!
429
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,458
I will fix this myself.
430
00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:30,182
Kenneth, could I take on
more hours at the store?"
431
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,257
You think that'll make
a dent at you rate?
432
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,259
Who do you think you
are... The deli guy?
433
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,072
Everyone knows the deli
guys make a fortune, right?
434
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:40,065
Do I overpay the deli guy?
435
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,068
"I know what I have to do."
436
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,237
Welcome, all,
437
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,874
to the Lafayette High Quiz Bowl finals.
438
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,409
We canceled a basketball
game to accommodate this.
439
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,811
Excuse me for dreaming.
440
00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,911
Well, we didn't get Taylor's notes,
441
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,314
but we'll still win.
442
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,582
We have Ray.
443
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,819
We'll crush them.
444
00:16:59,997 --> 00:17:02,638
But losing wouldn't
be a huge deal, right?
445
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,956
Who needs a partial scholarship?
446
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,292
Me!
447
00:17:07,295 --> 00:17:08,505
Let's begin.
448
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,262
Oh, no. He got into the trash.
449
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,465
Darling, the chocolate could
kill him. Make him vomit.
450
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,368
Look, I-I wanted to prove
451
00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:18,154
that your situation isn't so dire
452
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,263
that you can't afford
a little bit of fun.
453
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,880
So I-I took the liberty of...
454
00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:24,716
digging into your financials.
455
00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:26,453
What?! You had no right.
456
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:28,521
I wish I hadn't. It's ugly.
457
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,708
Based on what you bring
in and what you spend,
458
00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,983
you guys are gonna be
bankrupt in two years.
459
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,224
Oh, no, that's impossible.
460
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:36,099
Dear God, he's right.
461
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,358
We're gonna be bankrupt in two years!
462
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,646
No! It's bad!
463
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,325
Sure is, but we're used to terrible.
464
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,146
Honey, it's just bad.
465
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:48,118
No! No! See?
466
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:50,060
No need. I already stared,
467
00:17:50,063 --> 00:17:51,969
pretending to understand
those numbers once.
468
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,704
Darling, we're gonna make some changes.
469
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,773
You're gonna play in
your band and have fun...
470
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,375
And you have my blessing to go...
471
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,505
Smash commemorative plates
472
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,278
at that funny little
club down by the docks.
473
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,346
For two years.
474
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,146
Two years!
475
00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:08,286
Not my problem. I'll be gone in a month.
476
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,321
Yeah. There it is.
477
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:19,329
Here you go.
478
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,864
On the plus side,
479
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,401
we're definitely gonna
be late for the Quiz Bowl.
480
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,237
Final question is for Ray.
481
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,506
Answer correctly and win.
482
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,341
Answer incorrectly,
483
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,656
and Holy Oaks Catholic
are our champions.
484
00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:35,914
"The Earth's mantle
485
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:41,920
is composed of 8.18% what material?"
486
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,058
Before I answer, I
have to say something.
487
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,194
I considered throwing this contest
488
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,696
to prove my love to a certain someone.
489
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,831
But there's no point. We couldn't work.
490
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,224
We're too toxic together...
491
00:18:55,227 --> 00:18:58,729
Like ammonia and methane,
which creates hydrocyanic acid.
492
00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,338
Correct. No points.
493
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,732
Taylor, maybe destiny
will bring us together
494
00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,739
in 20 years on a park bench in Paris.
495
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,357
But for now...
496
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,794
I choose my team.
497
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,239
Aluminum oxide.
498
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,020
Incorrect.
499
00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:17,763
What?
500
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,090
Holy Oaks wins.
501
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:23,294
Maybe destiny has...
502
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,629
come early...?
503
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,534
JJ! What on Earth are you doing?
504
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,716
We told you we'd find a way to cover it.
505
00:19:32,719 --> 00:19:34,804
You don't have to beg from strangers.
506
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,442
"I don't want to beg from you.
507
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,310
I take so much from you.
508
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,557
And for once, I gave something back,
509
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,949
and I just made it worse."
510
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:47,877
JJ, what we give you is not charity.
511
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,505
You know that, right?
512
00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:51,455
We're your parents. That's our job.
513
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,258
Besides, you'll pay us back.
514
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,685
"Yeah, yeah.
515
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:57,890
I'm what makes us
special, blah, blah, blah."
516
00:19:57,893 --> 00:20:01,697
No, JJ, you're paying
us back in money...
517
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,588
Real American dollars.
518
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,033
"I am? You see me that way?"
519
00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:08,177
Yeah.
520
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,175
When we say we believe in
you, it's not just talk.
521
00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:11,476
We're betting on you.
522
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,610
Literally.
523
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,104
Irresponsibly.
524
00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:16,779
So let us help you out of this.
525
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,749
Then go be successful,
give me my money...
526
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,138
like, fast.
527
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:24,182
Yeah, I want to see all the
Major League baseball stadiums.
528
00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:25,787
Well, what? If he's paying...
529
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,357
"It will be my pleasure in 20 years."
530
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,296
Great. No more
panhandling, okay? Let's go.
531
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,364
Here you go.
532
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,133
Oi! How dare you?!
533
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,767
What, just 'cause he's in a wheelchair?
534
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,060
And he was begging five seconds ago?
535
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,021
"Shame!"
536
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,606
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537
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,044
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538
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,369
_
539
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:19,877
He says he'll take it from here.
540
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,336
- Did he love it?
- Oh, loved it!
541
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,338
- Yes!
- God.
542
00:21:22,341 --> 00:21:24,474
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543
00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:29,205
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