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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,204 --> 00:00:21,500 Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. 2 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:24,339 It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. 3 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,019 The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks. 4 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:30,939 No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. 5 00:00:31,629 --> 00:00:35,019 She's been fucked over a few times, then she meets a guy who's very sensitive... 6 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:38,527 Whoa. Time out, Greenbay. Tell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists. 7 00:00:38,565 --> 00:00:40,707 Toby? Who the fuck is Toby? 8 00:00:40,756 --> 00:00:44,920 Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. 9 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:48,219 That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that. 10 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,499 Which one's True Blue? 11 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:52,162 You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big-ass hit for Madonna. 12 00:00:52,209 --> 00:00:55,779 I don't even follow that Tops of the Pop shit and even I've heard of True Blue. 13 00:00:55,849 --> 00:00:58,693 I didn't say I hadn't heard of it, you know. What I asked is how's it go. 14 00:00:58,716 --> 00:01:01,113 Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. 15 00:01:01,184 --> 00:01:03,139 Personally, I can do without her. 16 00:01:03,266 --> 00:01:05,545 I used to like her early stuff. Borderline. 17 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,604 But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out. 18 00:01:08,682 --> 00:01:11,537 But you guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. 19 00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:13,414 I was saying something. What was it? 20 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:18,497 Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name? 21 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:20,055 What's that? 22 00:01:20,169 --> 00:01:24,699 It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. 23 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,539 - What was that name? - Look, what the fuck was I talking about? 24 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,499 You said True Blue was about a guy... 25 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:34,190 A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks. 26 00:01:34,252 --> 00:01:37,259 Okay, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about. 27 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:40,096 It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. 28 00:01:40,154 --> 00:01:42,487 I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. 29 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:45,499 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 30 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,791 - How many dicks is that? - A lot. 31 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:52,259 So, one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa, baby! 32 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:56,579 I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson In The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. 33 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:01,099 She's getting serious dick action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. 34 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,179 Pain. Pain. 35 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,775 Chew? Toby Chew? 36 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:07,839 It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. 37 00:02:07,859 --> 00:02:09,513 You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, 38 00:02:09,575 --> 00:02:15,579 but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. 39 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:18,167 You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine 40 00:02:18,214 --> 00:02:20,419 what it was once like to be a virgin, 41 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:23,379 hence... Like a Virgin. 42 00:02:24,474 --> 00:02:25,673 Wong! 43 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,939 Give me that fuckin' thing. 44 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,379 What the hell do you think you are doing? Give me my book back. 45 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,379 I'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back to you when we leave. 46 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,979 What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now! 47 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:40,099 For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 48 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,419 "Toby..." 49 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:44,034 "Toby? Toby?" 50 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,280 "Toby Wong." 51 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:47,464 "Toby Wong? Toby Wong." 52 00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:50,526 "Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!" 53 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:53,129 I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, 54 00:02:53,155 --> 00:02:56,754 and Toby the Jap I-don't-know-what coming out of my right. 55 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,019 Gimme that book. 56 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,619 Are you gonna put it away? 57 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:04,099 I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it. 58 00:03:05,317 --> 00:03:07,619 Well, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it. 59 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:10,899 Hey, Joe... want me to shoot this guy? 60 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:15,699 Shit! You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise. 61 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,917 You guys been listening to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend? 62 00:03:22,918 --> 00:03:26,215 - Oh, yeah, man, it's fuckin' great. - Can you believe the songs they've been playing? 63 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:27,705 You know what I heard the other day? 64 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:30,895 Heartbeat, it's A Lovebeat, by Little Tony DeFranco and DeFranco Family. 65 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:33,443 I haven't heard that song since I was in the fifth fuckin' grade. 66 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,963 When I was coming down here, The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia came on. 67 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,819 I... I ain't heard that song since it was big. 68 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:43,337 When it was big, I must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times. 69 00:03:43,408 --> 00:03:48,179 This is the first time I ever realised that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Andy. 70 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,814 You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy? 71 00:03:50,915 --> 00:03:52,883 I thought the cheating wife shot Andy. 72 00:03:52,937 --> 00:03:55,015 Yeah, but they say at the end of the song. 73 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:56,937 I know, motherfucker. I just heard it. 74 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,492 That's what I'm talking about. 75 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,390 I must have zoned out during that part before. 76 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:06,791 All right. I'll take care of the check. 77 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,831 You guys can get the tip. 78 00:04:09,304 --> 00:04:11,637 It should be about a buck apiece. 79 00:04:11,638 --> 00:04:14,437 And, you, when I come back, I want my book. 80 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:17,240 Sorry, it's my book now. 81 00:04:17,384 --> 00:04:19,405 Hey, I changed my mind. 82 00:04:19,406 --> 00:04:21,525 Shoot this piece of shit, will you? 83 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:28,779 All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady. 84 00:04:35,324 --> 00:04:36,824 Come on, throw in a buck. 85 00:04:37,136 --> 00:04:38,539 Uh-uh. I don't tip. 86 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:39,899 You don't tip? 87 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,259 No, I don't believe in it. 88 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:44,101 You don't believe in tipping? 89 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,230 You know what these chicks make? They make shit. 90 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:49,986 Don't give me that. She don't make enough, she can quit. 91 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:53,459 I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that. 92 00:04:53,837 --> 00:04:56,527 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? 93 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:59,019 I don't tip because society says I have to. 94 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,074 All right, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. 95 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,395 If they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, 96 00:05:03,457 --> 00:05:06,219 but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. 97 00:05:07,443 --> 00:05:09,480 As far as I'm concerned, they're doing their job. 98 00:05:09,504 --> 00:05:11,886 - Hey, this girl was nice. - She was okay. 99 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,259 - She wasn't anything special. - What's special? 100 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,219 Take you in the back and suck your dick? 101 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,659 - I'd go over 12 percent for that. - Look, I ordered coffee. Right? 102 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,459 We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times. 103 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,139 When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. 104 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,888 Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too fuckin' busy? 105 00:05:31,935 --> 00:05:34,854 Words "Too fuckin' busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. 106 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:39,100 Excuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing you need is another cup of coffee. 107 00:05:39,212 --> 00:05:41,732 Jesus Christ, I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. 108 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,726 They make minimum wage. 109 00:05:43,727 --> 00:05:45,968 You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did 110 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,859 I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip-worthy. 111 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,180 But you don't care they're counting on your tips to live. 112 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:58,149 You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. 113 00:05:59,036 --> 00:06:02,141 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 114 00:06:02,142 --> 00:06:03,688 These people bust their ass. 115 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:05,421 This is a hard job. 116 00:06:05,595 --> 00:06:08,706 So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? 117 00:06:08,707 --> 00:06:10,085 Why not? They're serving you food. 118 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,609 But no, society says, "Don't tip these guys here," 119 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:14,932 "but tip these guys over here." That's bullshit. 120 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:16,875 Waitressing is the number-one occupation 121 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:19,888 for female non-college graduates in this country. 122 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,302 It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. 123 00:06:24,303 --> 00:06:26,272 The reason is because of their tips. 124 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,102 Fuck all that. 125 00:06:31,317 --> 00:06:32,402 Jesus Christ! 126 00:06:32,418 --> 00:06:34,408 I mean I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. 127 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,850 That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. 128 00:06:36,851 --> 00:06:38,936 You know it appears waitresses are one of the many groups 129 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,296 the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. 130 00:06:41,339 --> 00:06:44,788 I mean, if you show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. 131 00:06:44,857 --> 00:06:47,656 Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. What I won't do is play ball. 132 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:51,528 And this non-college bullshit you're giving me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type. 133 00:06:51,641 --> 00:06:55,200 If you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise. 134 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:56,921 He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. 135 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,459 Hey, 136 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:00,787 leave the dollars there. 137 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:03,803 All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. 138 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:07,450 Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? 139 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,179 - Mr Pink. - Mr Pink? 140 00:07:10,548 --> 00:07:13,330 - Why not? - He don't tip. 141 00:07:13,331 --> 00:07:16,488 He don't tip? What do you mean, you don't tip? 142 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:18,741 - He don't believe in it. - Shut up. 143 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:20,979 What do you mean you don't believe in it? 144 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:23,339 Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. 145 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,179 I paid for your goddamn breakfast. 146 00:07:25,393 --> 00:07:27,501 All right, since you paid for breakfast, I'll put in, 147 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,663 put in, but normally, I would never do this. 148 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,539 Never mind what you normally would do. 149 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,139 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. 150 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,524 Thank you! 151 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:44,579 That was the Partridge Family's Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted, 152 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:50,019 followed by Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes 153 00:07:50,038 --> 00:07:56,317 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend just keeps on... truckin'. 154 00:07:59,885 --> 00:08:01,964 ♪ Yeah ♪ 155 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:09,979 ♪ Lookin' back on the track For a little green bag♪ 156 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:14,353 ♪ Got to find just that kind Or losin' my mind♪ 157 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:19,699 ♪ Outside in the night Outside in the day♪ 158 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:24,419 ♪ Lookin' back on the track Gonna do it my way♪ 159 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:29,099 ♪ Outside in the night Outside in the day♪ 160 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:33,579 ♪ Lookin' back on the track Gonna do it my way♪ 161 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,179 ♪ Lookin' back♪ 162 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,556 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness♪ 163 00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:51,337 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find♪ 164 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,619 ♪ Turn to the left♪ 165 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,339 ♪ Turn to the right♪ 166 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,299 ♪ Lookin' upstairs♪ 167 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,779 ♪ Lookin' behind♪ 168 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,899 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness♪ 169 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:28,281 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find ♪ 170 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,667 ♪ Turn to the left♪ 171 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,379 ♪ Turn to the right♪ 172 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,391 - ♪ Lookin' upstairs ♪ - Oh, God! 173 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:38,180 - ♪ Lookin' behind ♪ - Oh, shit! 174 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,739 I'm gonna die! 175 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:44,539 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 176 00:09:44,612 --> 00:09:49,398 - Just hold on, buddy boy! - I'm gonna die! 177 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:51,118 Hey! 178 00:09:51,815 --> 00:09:54,419 I'm sorry! 179 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,224 - Give me your hand. - I can't believe she killed me, man! 180 00:09:57,225 --> 00:09:59,146 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 181 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:03,156 Hey, just cancel that shit, right now! 182 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,850 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, but you ain't dying! 183 00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:10,386 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna... 184 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,281 All this... 185 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:17,459 All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 186 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,832 - I'm gonna die, I know it! - Oh. 187 00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:22,744 Excuse me, I didn't realise you had a degree in medicine. 188 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,379 Er... are you a doctor? 189 00:10:27,201 --> 00:10:28,920 Are you a doctor? 190 00:10:29,055 --> 00:10:31,093 Answer me, please - are you a doctor? 191 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,264 - Huh? - No, I'm not. I'm not. 192 00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:39,384 Okay. So you admit you don't know what you're talking about. 193 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,506 So, if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, 194 00:10:42,577 --> 00:10:44,179 just lie back and listen to the news. 195 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,499 I'm taking you back to the rendezvous. 196 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:51,300 Joe's gonna get you a doctor, this doctor's gonna fix you up and... 197 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,471 you're gonna be okay. 198 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:54,591 Now say it! 199 00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:57,407 You're gonna be okay. 200 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,705 Say it! 201 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,619 You're gonna be okay! 202 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,779 Say the goddamn words! You're gonna be okay! 203 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:08,587 - Oh, God! - Say the goddamn fuckin' words! 204 00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:09,898 Say it! 205 00:11:09,899 --> 00:11:12,018 I'm okay, Larry. 206 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,970 Correct! 207 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,766 Correct. 208 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,059 I'm okay. 209 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,939 Look where we are. 210 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:33,219 - Look where we are. We made it. - Larry... 211 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,859 you gotta save me, man! 212 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,149 You gotta save me! 213 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:39,397 - We're in the warehouse. - Oh! 214 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,859 Who's a tough guy? Who's a tough guy? 215 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:47,340 - Come on, who's a tough guy? - I'm a tough guy. 216 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:50,339 - Who's a tough guy? You're a tough guy. - Larry! 217 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,186 You're a fuckin' tough guy. 218 00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:57,579 Okay. Okay... 219 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,419 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 220 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,859 We made it. We made it. 221 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,541 We fuckin' made it. 222 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,972 - We have fuckin' made it. - Ohh! 223 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,379 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 224 00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:13,780 Look where we are. 225 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,319 So hold on, buddy boy, hold on. 226 00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:18,232 Hold on, hold on. 227 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,859 Oh... shit! 228 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,139 Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a fuckin' hole in the floor! 229 00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:28,619 Yeah, you don't wanna hurt the fuckin' floor, do you? 230 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:31,635 - Oh! - I can't do anything for you. 231 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,499 But when Joe gets here... 232 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,499 which should be any time now, 233 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,699 he's gonna help you out. He's gonna take care of you. 234 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:42,219 Okay? We're just gonna sit here and we're gonna wait for Joe. 235 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,999 Who are we waiting for? 236 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,956 Joe. 237 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:55,798 Larry, I'm just fuckin' scared, man. 238 00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:01,112 Would you please hold me? 239 00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:04,034 Yeah, sure. 240 00:13:29,404 --> 00:13:31,283 You go ahead and be scared. 241 00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:34,550 You've been brave enough for one day. 242 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:42,019 I just want you to relax now, okay? 243 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,950 You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine. 244 00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:47,933 When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again. 245 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:52,804 I'm hurt, and I'm hurt bad, Larry. 246 00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:55,711 It's not good, no. 247 00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:59,306 Larry... 248 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:02,269 bless your heart for what you're trying to do. 249 00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:05,739 I was panicking for a minute back there... 250 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,419 but I got my senses back now. 251 00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:13,475 The situation is... I'm shot in the belly. 252 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,219 Without medical attention, I'm gonna die. 253 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:22,005 I can't take you to a hospital. 254 00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:23,725 Fuck jail, man! 255 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,715 You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front. 256 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:31,579 Just drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. 257 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:38,303 I won't tell 'em anything, man. I won't tell 'em anything. 258 00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:41,259 I swear to fuckin' God, man. 259 00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:46,733 Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. 260 00:14:48,185 --> 00:14:52,499 I won't tell them anything. 261 00:14:52,544 --> 00:14:54,653 You'll be safe, man. 262 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,499 You're not gonna fuckin' die, kid, all right? 263 00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:03,282 Listen to me: you're gonna be fine. 264 00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:09,527 Along with the kneecap, the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in... 265 00:15:09,582 --> 00:15:10,848 No shit. 266 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:13,510 But it takes a long time to die from it. 267 00:15:13,631 --> 00:15:15,355 I'm talkin' days. 268 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:20,245 You're gonna wish you were dead, but it takes days to die from your wound. 269 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,699 Time is on your side. 270 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,939 - Was that a fuckin' setup or what? - Fuckin' right. 271 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,219 Shit. Orange got tagged? 272 00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:30,775 Gut shot. 273 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,692 Fuck. Where's, er... Brown? 274 00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:34,685 Dead. 275 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,340 Fuck! How did he die? 276 00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,770 How the fuck do you think? The cops shot him. 277 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,819 This is bad. This is so fuckin' bad! 278 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,709 Is it bad? 279 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,878 As opposed to good? 280 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,619 Man, this is fucked up. 281 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,979 This is so fucked up! 282 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,299 Somebody fucked us up big-time, man! 283 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,629 You really think we were set up? 284 00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,617 Do you even doubt it, man? 285 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,660 I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up. 286 00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:09,225 I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? 287 00:16:09,249 --> 00:16:11,475 One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! 288 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,587 They're there! I didn't hear any sirens. 289 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,087 The alarm went off, okay? 290 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,517 When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time. 291 00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:20,220 Unless a patrol car is cruising that street at that particular moment, 292 00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:22,837 you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. 293 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:25,159 In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, 294 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,044 all one of a barrel, 295 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:30,122 all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing and they were all just there! 296 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:32,991 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars, okay? 297 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:34,532 Those were the ones responding to the alarm there 298 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:38,399 but those first motherfuckers, I'm telling you man, they were there and they were waiting for us. 299 00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,750 Haven't you fuckin' thought about this? 300 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,238 I haven't had a chance to think. 301 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,179 First, I just tried to get the fuck out of there. 302 00:16:47,326 --> 00:16:50,016 And after we got away, I've just been dealing with him. 303 00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:52,790 You better start fucking thinking about it man, because that's all I'm thinking about. 304 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,913 Now, I wasn't even gonna come here. I was gonna drive... just drive off, man, 305 00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:58,413 because whoever set us up knows about this place. 306 00:16:58,493 --> 00:16:59,858 There could've been cops here waiting for us. 307 00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:02,202 They could be coming here right now! 308 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,059 Let's go in the other room. Hey, in there. 309 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,874 Please, don't leave me. 310 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,368 I'm gonna die. 311 00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:16,594 I'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side. 312 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:20,050 I'll be back in a minute, okay? I'll be right there looking at you. 313 00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:21,735 I'm right here looking at you, okay? 314 00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:26,378 Right in here. Right over there. 315 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,099 What the fuck am I doing here, man? 316 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,242 You know I felt funny about this job right off. 317 00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:45,993 As soon as I felt it I should've said "No, thank you" and just walked, but I didn't fuckin' listen! 318 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,409 It was like that every time I got caught buying weed. Same thing, man. 319 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,136 I didn't trust the guy, I felt funny about it, but I wanted to believe him, you know. 320 00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:54,136 Because if he's not lying and it really is Thai stick then it's great, right? 321 00:17:54,191 --> 00:17:55,136 But no, it's never Thai stick. 322 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:58,214 And I always said if I felt that way about a job I'd fuckin' walk and I didn't! 323 00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,835 I didn't cause of the fuckin' money. 324 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,437 What's done is done. We need you cool. 325 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,179 Are you cool? 326 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,417 All right, I'm cool. 327 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,951 Splash some water on your face. 328 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,955 Take a breather. 329 00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,782 Relax. Have a cigarette. 330 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,569 - I quit. - All right. 331 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,489 Why, you got one? 332 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,526 Yeah. 333 00:18:52,368 --> 00:18:55,287 Here you go. Have a Chesterfield. 334 00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:57,261 Thanks. 335 00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,892 Okay. Let's go through what happened. 336 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:17,891 Okay. 337 00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,106 We're in the place, everything's going fine. 338 00:19:20,539 --> 00:19:23,378 - Then the alarm gets tripped. - Right. 339 00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:26,978 Then I turn around and all these cops are outside. 340 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,739 Yeah, right, bam, I blink my eyes and they're there. 341 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,979 Everybody starts going ape shit. 342 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,179 Then Mr Blonde starts to shoot all the... 343 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,266 - That's not correct. - What's wrong with it? 344 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:43,910 Okay. The cops did not show up after the alarm went off. 345 00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:47,645 The cops didn't show up until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 346 00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:50,877 - As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops. - No, I'm telling you, it wasn't that soon, okay? 347 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:54,878 They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr Blonde became a madman, right? 348 00:19:54,879 --> 00:19:57,294 I'm not saying they weren't there. I'm saying they were there. 349 00:19:57,317 --> 00:20:01,796 But they didn't make their move until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 350 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,829 I mean, that's how I know we were set up. 351 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:08,193 - Come on, Mr White, I mean, you can see that. - Look, look, enough of this Mr White shit! 352 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,328 Wait, wait, wait, man. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. 353 00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:11,985 I don't wanna know it. 354 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:14,425 Jesus Christ, I ain't gonna tell you mine. 355 00:20:19,997 --> 00:20:21,956 You're right, this is bad. 356 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,659 How did you get out? 357 00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:33,147 I shot my way out. Everybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there. 358 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,970 Move it! Get out of the way! 359 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,044 Get the fuck out of the way! 360 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,842 Get the fuck out of the way! 361 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,739 Move it! Get out of the way! 362 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:57,499 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem, man? 363 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,619 - You fuckin' asshole! - Fuck off! 364 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,259 - Move! - Keep down, Ernie! 365 00:21:09,704 --> 00:21:11,048 - Jesus! - My car! 366 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,227 Get the fuck out of the car! 367 00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:15,914 Move it! Move out of the way! 368 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,979 I tagged a couple of cops. 369 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,488 Did you kill anybody? 370 00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,590 A few cops. 371 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:53,740 - No real people? - Just cops. 372 00:22:05,814 --> 00:22:07,837 Man, could you believe Mr Blonde? 373 00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:11,628 That was the most insane fuckin' thing I have ever seen. 374 00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:15,119 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? 375 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,459 I don't wanna kill anybody, 376 00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,365 but if I gotta get out that door and you're standing in my way, 377 00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:21,515 one way or the other you're getting out of my way. 378 00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:23,697 That's the way I look at it. 379 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:28,819 A choice between doing ten years or taking out some stupid motherfucker... 380 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,939 ain't no choice at all. 381 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,752 But I ain't no madman either. 382 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:39,667 What the fuck was Joe thinking? I can't work with a guy like that. 383 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:45,150 We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. 384 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,999 I came this close to taking his ass out myself. 385 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,299 I mean, everybody panics, everybody. 386 00:22:53,318 --> 00:22:55,560 Things get tense. It's human nature to panic. 387 00:22:55,601 --> 00:22:58,950 I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. 388 00:22:58,951 --> 00:23:02,749 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside, in your head, you know? 389 00:23:03,344 --> 00:23:06,991 Then you give yourself a couple of seconds, you get a hold of the situation, 390 00:23:06,992 --> 00:23:10,368 you deal with it. What you don't do is start shootin' up the place and start killing people! 391 00:23:10,402 --> 00:23:14,241 No, what you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. 392 00:23:14,432 --> 00:23:17,071 A psychopath ain't a professional. 393 00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:19,131 I can't work with a psychopath. 394 00:23:19,252 --> 00:23:22,251 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. 395 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:28,099 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was, 20? 396 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:30,814 - Maybe 21? - If that. 397 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,939 Did you see what happened to anybody else? 398 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,899 Me and Orange jumped in the car, Brown floored it. 399 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,979 After that, I don't know what went down. 400 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,099 At that point, it was every man for himself. 401 00:23:44,907 --> 00:23:47,266 As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. 402 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,290 'Cause once I got out I never looked back. 403 00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:51,235 What do you think? 404 00:23:51,561 --> 00:23:54,880 What do I think? I mean, you know, the cops either caught them or killed them. 405 00:23:56,816 --> 00:23:59,175 No chance they punched through? You found a hole. 406 00:23:59,318 --> 00:24:01,237 Yeah, and that was a fuckin' miracle. 407 00:24:01,747 --> 00:24:04,786 But even if they did get away, then where the fuck are they? 408 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,968 You don't think they fought for 'em and they got a hold of the diamonds and... 409 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:10,843 No, no way. 410 00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:12,952 How can you be so sure? 411 00:24:13,857 --> 00:24:16,256 I got the diamonds. 412 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,419 That's my boy. 413 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:29,179 - Where? - I stashed 'em. 414 00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:33,291 Look, if you wanna come with me, let's go get 'em right now, right this second, man. 415 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,099 Cause I think staying here, man, 416 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:37,339 we should have our fuckin' heads examined. 417 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:41,099 - That was the plan. We meet here. - Then where the fuck is everybody? 418 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,499 I say the plan becomes null and void once we find out we got a rat in the house. 419 00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:47,653 We ain't got the slightest fuckin' idea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue. 420 00:24:47,669 --> 00:24:49,668 I mean, they could both be dead or maybe they're arrested. 421 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:53,145 The cops could have them right now at the station house, sweatin' them down. 422 00:24:53,148 --> 00:24:56,747 Yeah, they don't know our names but they could be singing about this place. 423 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,539 I swear to God, I think I'm fuckin' jinxed. 424 00:25:08,478 --> 00:25:10,037 What? 425 00:25:12,029 --> 00:25:15,148 Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. 426 00:25:15,191 --> 00:25:18,030 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop. 427 00:25:19,736 --> 00:25:21,175 No shit? 428 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,139 Thank God we discovered in time. 429 00:25:25,173 --> 00:25:28,852 We had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it. 430 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:31,261 So who's the rat this time? 431 00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:33,409 Mr Blue? 432 00:25:33,455 --> 00:25:35,294 Mr Brown? 433 00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:36,683 Joe? 434 00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:39,458 You know, listen, I mean, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up... 435 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:43,004 No, I don't bite. Me and Joe go back a long time. 436 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:46,499 I can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fuckin' thing about this bullshit. 437 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,339 Hey look, I've known Joe since I was a kid, okay, 438 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,542 and me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. 439 00:25:51,543 --> 00:25:54,462 I mean, I can say I definitely didn't do it cause I know what I did or didn't do, 440 00:25:54,463 --> 00:25:57,768 but I cannot say that about anybody else, cause I don't definitely know. 441 00:25:57,959 --> 00:26:00,078 For all I know, you're the rat. 442 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,632 For all I know, you're the fuckin' rat! 443 00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:05,016 All right, now you're using your fuckin' head. 444 00:26:05,081 --> 00:26:06,760 For all we know, he's the rat. 445 00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:11,016 Hey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet I saw him take, 446 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,677 so don't you be calling him a rat! 447 00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:15,569 Look... I'm right, okay? 448 00:26:15,570 --> 00:26:17,649 Somebody's a fuckin' rat. 449 00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:25,454 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. 450 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:32,292 Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs and make a right. 451 00:26:40,742 --> 00:26:42,541 By the way, how's Alabama? 452 00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:44,636 Alabama? 453 00:26:44,694 --> 00:26:47,093 I haven't seen 'Bama in over a year and a half. 454 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,139 I thought you two were a team. 455 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,767 We were for a little while. 456 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:57,486 We did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits. 457 00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,219 Why? 458 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:06,059 You push that woman-man thing too long and it gets to you after a while. 459 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,013 What's she doing now? 460 00:27:08,014 --> 00:27:10,084 She hooked up with Frank McGarr. 461 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:13,619 They've done a couple jobs together. Hell of a woman. Good little thief. 462 00:27:17,925 --> 00:27:19,724 So, explain the telegram. 463 00:27:19,728 --> 00:27:21,227 Five-man job, 464 00:27:21,228 --> 00:27:23,805 busting in and busting out of a diamond wholesaler's. 465 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:27,080 Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody that can move ice. 466 00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:29,368 No problem. We got guys waiting for it. 467 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,696 What happened to Marcellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice? 468 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:35,099 He's doing 20 years in Susanville. 469 00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:37,486 20 years! Holy God. 470 00:27:37,487 --> 00:27:39,766 - What for? - Bad luck. 471 00:27:40,214 --> 00:27:42,093 I guess you can say that again. 472 00:27:43,243 --> 00:27:45,940 - What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops, 473 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,683 but it's a tough two minutes. 474 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:51,699 Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. 475 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:53,809 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. 476 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:56,637 - How many employees? - I'd say around 20. 477 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,419 Security pretty lax. 478 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,668 They most usually just deal in boxes. 479 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:04,179 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate. 480 00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:08,918 But on this particular day, they're getting a shipment of polished stones from Israel. 481 00:28:08,919 --> 00:28:13,414 They're like a way-station, you know. They're to get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. 482 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,401 No, they're not. 483 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:20,139 What's the cut, Papa? 484 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,979 Juicy, Junior, 485 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,859 real juicy. 486 00:28:26,402 --> 00:28:29,801 Hey, look, man, you do what you want. I'm out of here, man. 487 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,834 I'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. 488 00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:34,411 You know, I'll lay low and I'll call Joe. 489 00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:36,886 Oh, shit, did he fuckin' die on us? 490 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,072 Huh? Is he dead or what? 491 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:46,699 - He ain't dead. - What is it? 492 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,259 I think he's just passed out. 493 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:53,419 Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man. I thought he was dead for sure. 494 00:28:53,454 --> 00:28:56,093 Without medical attention, he will die for sure. 495 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,899 What are we gonna do, man? We can't take him to a hospital. 496 00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:05,779 Without medical attention, that man might not live through the night. 497 00:29:06,383 --> 00:29:08,947 The bullet in his belly is my fault. 498 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:12,391 Now while that may not mean jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me. 499 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:16,611 First things first, okay? Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up. 500 00:29:16,612 --> 00:29:18,694 What do you suggest we do - go to a hotel? 501 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,842 We got a guy who's shot in the belly. 502 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,217 He can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig. 503 00:29:23,258 --> 00:29:25,857 And when he's awake, he screams in pain. 504 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:28,859 You got an idea, spit it out! 505 00:29:29,306 --> 00:29:30,751 Joe could help. 506 00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:33,031 If we could get in touch with Joe... 507 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,659 Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. 508 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:42,499 Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him? 509 00:29:42,846 --> 00:29:47,078 Huh? He should be here but he ain't, which makes me nervous about being here. 510 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,708 Even if he is on the up-and-up, I don't think he's gonna be too happy with us, okay? 511 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:53,356 He planned a robbery and he's got a blood bath on his hands now. 512 00:29:53,357 --> 00:29:56,215 He's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians. 513 00:29:56,719 --> 00:29:59,903 Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight. 514 00:29:59,904 --> 00:30:05,019 I mean, if I was him I'd put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible. 515 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:14,579 Before you got here, Mr Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, to a hospital. 516 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,859 Now, I don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops, 517 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,619 but if we don't, he's gonna die. 518 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,499 He begged me to do it. 519 00:30:25,939 --> 00:30:29,430 Well... all right, then I guess we take him to a hospital. 520 00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:31,298 I mean, if that's what he said, let's do it. 521 00:30:31,768 --> 00:30:34,687 Since he don't know nothing about us, I say it's his decision. 522 00:30:34,688 --> 00:30:36,165 Well, he knows a little about me. 523 00:30:39,351 --> 00:30:42,750 What? Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you? 524 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,559 I told him my first name and where I was from. 525 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,339 Why? 526 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:53,619 I told him where I was from a few days ago. It was just a natural conversation. 527 00:30:54,356 --> 00:30:57,115 What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to? 528 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,878 He asked. 529 00:31:00,607 --> 00:31:04,086 We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. 530 00:31:04,151 --> 00:31:06,865 It was my fault he got shot. 531 00:31:07,711 --> 00:31:10,060 He's a fuckin' bloody mess. 532 00:31:10,127 --> 00:31:11,806 He's screamin'. 533 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,979 I swear to God, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. 534 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,859 I'm trying to comfort him... 535 00:31:18,888 --> 00:31:23,527 telling him not to worry, everything's gonna be okay, I'm gonna take care of him, 536 00:31:23,623 --> 00:31:25,502 and he asked me what my name was. 537 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,461 I mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was I supposed to do? 538 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:38,752 Tell him, "I'm sorry, I can't give out that fuckin' information." 539 00:31:38,753 --> 00:31:40,651 "It's against the rules"? 540 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:44,539 "I don't trust you enough"? 541 00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:48,022 Well, maybe I should have but I couldn't! 542 00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:50,382 - I don't... - Fuck you and fuck Joe! 543 00:31:50,815 --> 00:31:53,709 - I'm sure it was a very beautiful scene. - Don't fuckin' patronise me! 544 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:56,509 I have one question for you. Do they have a sheet on you where you're from? 545 00:31:56,510 --> 00:31:58,756 - Yeah! - Well, that's that, then, man. 546 00:31:58,815 --> 00:32:01,814 I mean, Jesus Christ, I was worried about mug-shot possibilities as it was. 547 00:32:01,815 --> 00:32:04,033 Now he knows A, your name, B, what you look like, 548 00:32:04,097 --> 00:32:06,096 C, where you're from, and D, what your speciality is! 549 00:32:06,139 --> 00:32:09,418 They're not gonna have to show him a hell of a lot of pictures for him to pick you out. 550 00:32:09,446 --> 00:32:13,006 I mean that's it, right? You didn't tell anything else that can narrow down the selection? 551 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:16,659 If I have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round. 552 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,619 We ain't taking him to a hospital. 553 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,579 If we don't, he's gonna die. 554 00:32:21,613 --> 00:32:24,492 I'm very sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. 555 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,419 What the fuck are you touching me for, man? 556 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,779 You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you who you're fucking with. 557 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:37,453 You wanna shoot me, you piece of shit? Go ahead, take a shot. 558 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:40,797 Fuck you, White, I didn't create this situation, I'm dealing with it! 559 00:32:40,823 --> 00:32:42,771 You're acting like a first-year fuckin' thief! 560 00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,306 I'm acting like a professional. 561 00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:45,726 They get him, they could get you. 562 00:32:45,761 --> 00:32:48,752 They get you, they get closer to me and that can't happen. 563 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:50,760 You're looking at me like it's my fault! 564 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,059 I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from! 565 00:32:54,393 --> 00:32:57,099 Shit, 15 minutes ago, you almost told me your name! 566 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,265 Your buddy got us stuck in a situation you created. 567 00:32:59,286 --> 00:33:02,565 So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror. 568 00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:05,805 You kids shouldn't play so rough, 569 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,539 somebody's gonna start crying. 570 00:33:08,792 --> 00:33:09,991 Mr Blonde. 571 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,859 Shit. Fucking kicking me. 572 00:33:19,552 --> 00:33:23,870 What happened to you? I figured you were dead. 573 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,659 Hey, are you okay? 574 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,379 Did you see what happened to Blue? 575 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,768 We didn't know what happened to you and Blue. 576 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:37,274 That's what we were wondering about. Come on, man. 577 00:33:39,192 --> 00:33:42,071 Look, Brown is dead, Orange got it in the belly... 578 00:33:42,072 --> 00:33:44,326 Enough! Enough! 579 00:33:44,327 --> 00:33:46,366 You better start talking, asshole... 580 00:33:47,472 --> 00:33:49,551 cause we got shit we need to talk about. 581 00:33:50,392 --> 00:33:52,191 We're already freaked out. 582 00:33:52,242 --> 00:33:55,750 We need you acting freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip. 583 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:58,202 Okay, let's talk. 584 00:33:59,110 --> 00:34:03,367 - We think we got a rat in the house. - I guarantee we got a rat in the house. 585 00:34:03,368 --> 00:34:04,821 What makes you say that? 586 00:34:04,822 --> 00:34:06,618 Is that supposed to be funny? 587 00:34:06,896 --> 00:34:09,375 Look, we think this place ain't safe. 588 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:13,041 This place just ain't secure any more. We're leaving. You should go with us. 589 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,657 Nobody's going anywhere. 590 00:34:15,832 --> 00:34:18,533 Piss on this fuckin' turd! 591 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,090 - We're out of here. - Don't take another step, Mr White. 592 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,079 Fuck you, maniac! 593 00:34:27,908 --> 00:34:30,096 It's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! 594 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:32,259 What's this guy's problem? 595 00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:35,057 What's my problem? Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem. 596 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,713 I got a big fuckin' problem... 597 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:41,653 with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot! 598 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,779 What the fuck are you talking about? 599 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:47,013 That fuckin' shooting spree! 600 00:34:47,736 --> 00:34:50,055 In the store, remember? 601 00:34:50,136 --> 00:34:52,975 Oh, fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. 602 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,859 They deserve what they got. 603 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:56,957 You almost killed me! 604 00:34:58,247 --> 00:34:59,926 Asshole! 605 00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:05,783 If I'd known what kind of guy you were, I never would have agreed to work with you. 606 00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:09,858 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 607 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,859 or are you gonna bite? 608 00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:15,362 What was that? 609 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:19,904 I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. 610 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:21,384 Would you repeat it? 611 00:35:22,081 --> 00:35:25,080 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 612 00:35:26,568 --> 00:35:28,412 - or are you gonna bite? - All right, hey look. 613 00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:31,437 You two assholes, calm the fuck down! Hey, come on! Let go. 614 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,179 What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am I the only professional? 615 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,499 You're acting like a bunch of fuckin' niggers, man! 616 00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:40,919 Have you worked with niggers? Just like you two. Always saying they're gonna kill each other! 617 00:35:40,994 --> 00:35:42,776 You said you thought about taking him out! 618 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:43,893 You fucking said that? 619 00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,698 Yeah, I did, okay? I did. 620 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,038 But that was then. Right now this guy is the only one I completely trust. 621 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,087 He's too fucking homicidal to be in with the cops! 622 00:35:51,139 --> 00:35:52,307 You're taking his side? 623 00:35:52,308 --> 00:35:55,275 No, fuck sides! Man, what we need here is a little solidarity. 624 00:35:55,343 --> 00:35:57,142 Somebody stuck a red-hot poker up our ass 625 00:35:57,143 --> 00:35:59,473 and I wanna know whose name's on the handle! 626 00:36:01,107 --> 00:36:02,166 Fuck. 627 00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:06,046 Look, I know I'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're okay, 628 00:36:06,441 --> 00:36:09,107 and I'm fuckin' positive you're on the level, 629 00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:11,840 so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right? 630 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,390 Wow! 631 00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:18,528 That was really exciting. 632 00:36:20,234 --> 00:36:23,953 I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? 633 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,939 Yeah, me too. I love that guy. 634 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:33,739 My heart's beating so fast I'm about to have a heart attack here. 635 00:36:35,072 --> 00:36:39,711 I got something outside that, er, I'd like to show you guys, so follow me. 636 00:36:39,777 --> 00:36:41,814 Follow you? Where? 637 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,330 To my car. 638 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:48,215 What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda? 639 00:36:48,216 --> 00:36:50,006 - No, I had them already. - Yeah? 640 00:36:50,053 --> 00:36:53,852 I got something I think you might wanna see, though. It's a big surprise. 641 00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:57,285 I'm sure you'll like it. Come on. 642 00:37:06,885 --> 00:37:08,964 We still gotta get out of here, you know. 643 00:37:09,002 --> 00:37:11,919 No. We're gonna stick around and we're gonna wait. 644 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,978 - What for, the cops? - No. Nice Guy Eddie. 645 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:19,819 Nice Guy Eddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica? 646 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,219 Because I spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here. 647 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,727 You talked to Nice Guy Eddie? Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place? 648 00:37:26,728 --> 00:37:29,306 - Cause you never asked me. - Hardy-fucking-har. 649 00:37:29,355 --> 00:37:32,114 - What did he say? - He said stay put. 650 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,179 So, in the meantime, 651 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,219 let me show you guys something. 652 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,179 Jesus Christ! 653 00:37:44,775 --> 00:37:47,650 Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions 654 00:37:47,651 --> 00:37:50,404 about this rat business you been talking about. 655 00:37:50,649 --> 00:37:53,248 You're a piece of work, my friend. 656 00:37:53,735 --> 00:37:56,294 That ain't a bad Idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here. 657 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,648 Hey, Sid, will you relax? 658 00:38:00,797 --> 00:38:02,665 I've known you a long time. I'm not worried. 659 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:04,338 I know you'll pay me back. 660 00:38:05,439 --> 00:38:08,358 Don't tell me what I already know. Don't embarrass me. 661 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,727 So you had a few bad months. 662 00:38:12,011 --> 00:38:13,759 You do what everybody else does. 663 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,386 I don't care if it's J.P. Morgan or Irving the tailor, you ride it out. 664 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:21,028 - Vic Vega's outside. - Hold on. 665 00:38:21,056 --> 00:38:23,055 - Who? - Vic Vega. 666 00:38:23,206 --> 00:38:25,005 Oh, tell him to come in. 667 00:38:25,101 --> 00:38:26,705 - I gotta go. - Come on in. 668 00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:31,073 A friend of mine's outside. Keep your chin up, I'll be talking to you. Don't worry. 669 00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:37,616 Hey, welcome home, Vic. 670 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,761 How does freedom feel, huh? 671 00:38:41,762 --> 00:38:45,051 - It's a change. - Ain't that the sad truth. 672 00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:48,090 Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home. 673 00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,848 - Want a little drink? - Yeah. 674 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,592 How about a little Rémy Martin? 675 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:54,842 Sure. 676 00:38:54,843 --> 00:38:56,522 Who's your parole officer? 677 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:00,499 Seymour Scagnetti. 678 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:02,339 How is he? 679 00:39:03,345 --> 00:39:04,904 He's a fuckin' asshole. 680 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,139 Won't even let me leave the halfway house. 681 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,779 You know, it never ceases to amaze me. 682 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:14,323 A fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there, slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, 683 00:39:14,324 --> 00:39:16,745 he gets Doris Day for a parole officer. 684 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:20,837 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-bustin' prick. 685 00:39:22,846 --> 00:39:26,125 I want you to know I appreciate all the packages you sent me on the inside. 686 00:39:26,675 --> 00:39:30,493 What the hell was I supposed to do, forget about you? 687 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:33,034 I just want you to know that it meant a lot to me. 688 00:39:33,035 --> 00:39:36,831 Hey, it was the least I could do. I wish to hell I could have done a lot more. 689 00:39:37,254 --> 00:39:38,933 Thanks a lot, Joe. 690 00:39:40,248 --> 00:39:41,687 Ah, Vic... 691 00:39:44,695 --> 00:39:46,334 Toothpick Vic. 692 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:52,339 So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans? 693 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:56,046 You son of a bitch. I see you sitting there, but I don't believe it! 694 00:39:56,047 --> 00:39:58,311 - How you doing, Toothpick? - Hey, Eddie. 695 00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:06,278 Listen, I'm sorry. I should have picked you up myself. 696 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:09,334 I was... My fuckin'... This week's been crazy. 697 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:11,249 I've had my head up my ass the whole time. 698 00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:14,797 It's funny you should say that, 'cause that's what me and your daddy were just talking about. 699 00:40:14,798 --> 00:40:16,427 That I should have picked you up? 700 00:40:16,594 --> 00:40:18,953 No, that you had your head up your ass. 701 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:23,110 I walk in the door, he's like, 702 00:40:23,111 --> 00:40:27,279 "Vic, Vic I'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on." 703 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:30,099 "My son Eddie is a fuck-up." 704 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,419 "He's ruining the business." 705 00:40:33,368 --> 00:40:37,087 "I mean, I love the guy but you know, he's flushing everything down the toilet." 706 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:40,579 I mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? I mean, tell him yourself. 707 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,259 Eddie, I hate for you to hear it like this, but 708 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,219 well, Vic come in and asked me how business was. 709 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:50,579 You don't lie to a guy who's just done four years in the slammer. 710 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,534 Very true. 711 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,630 All right, enough of this shit! Break it up! 712 00:40:59,712 --> 00:41:01,431 This ain't a playground! 713 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:10,939 You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Eddie's office, not mine. 714 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,899 - Daddy, did you see that? - What? 715 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,859 He got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me! 716 00:41:16,244 --> 00:41:17,204 You wish. 717 00:41:17,205 --> 00:41:20,665 You sick bastard. You tried to fuck me in my father's office. 718 00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:25,370 Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go to it, 719 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,823 but don't try to fuck me. 720 00:41:26,824 --> 00:41:28,706 I mean, I don't think of you that way. 721 00:41:28,928 --> 00:41:31,527 I like you a lot, buddy, but I don't think of you that way. 722 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:39,746 Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse. 723 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:42,871 No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself. 724 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,519 You know, four years fuckin' punks up the ass, 725 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,649 you appreciate prime rib when you see it. 726 00:41:47,696 --> 00:41:51,141 I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. 727 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:52,809 Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? 728 00:41:52,871 --> 00:41:56,295 A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. 729 00:41:56,296 --> 00:42:00,621 You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far now, 730 00:42:00,638 --> 00:42:04,597 it's backed into your fuckin' brain, it's coming out your mouth! 731 00:42:04,670 --> 00:42:08,429 Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. 732 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,611 All right, enough of that shit! I'm sick of it! 733 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,161 Both of you, sit down! 734 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,959 Now, Eddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. 735 00:42:25,267 --> 00:42:27,941 Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. 736 00:42:27,942 --> 00:42:30,224 - Who's your PO? - Seymour Scagnetti. 737 00:42:30,605 --> 00:42:33,244 Scagnetti. Fuck. 738 00:42:33,538 --> 00:42:36,497 - I hear he's a motherfucker. - Oh, he's a fucker. 739 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,519 Won't even let me leave the halfway house unless I get some shitty job. 740 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:43,289 You come back to work for us, right? 741 00:42:46,257 --> 00:42:48,136 Well, I wanna, 742 00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:51,249 but first I gotta prove to asshead 743 00:42:51,314 --> 00:42:54,749 that I can get a regular, you know, job, job-type job, 744 00:42:54,786 --> 00:42:56,505 before I can move out on my own. 745 00:42:58,067 --> 00:42:59,810 I can't come back to work for you guys 746 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:02,161 if I gotta worry about making some silly-ass 747 00:43:02,198 --> 00:43:04,816 ten o'clock curfew every fuckin' night. 748 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,199 All right, we can work this out, can't we, Eddie? 749 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:11,179 This ain't all that bad. 750 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,619 Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. 751 00:43:14,527 --> 00:43:17,126 I'll get you down in Long Beach as a dock worker. 752 00:43:17,285 --> 00:43:19,404 I don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Eddie. 753 00:43:19,405 --> 00:43:22,038 Vic, you're not gonna lift shit. 754 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,219 You don't even work there. 755 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,019 But as far as the records are concerned, you do. 756 00:43:27,365 --> 00:43:29,779 I'll call Matthews the foreman, and tell him he's got a new guy. 757 00:43:29,805 --> 00:43:31,927 Boom, you're on the rotation. 758 00:43:31,973 --> 00:43:35,412 You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day. 759 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:37,535 And at the end of the week you get a nice paycheck. 760 00:43:37,536 --> 00:43:39,318 Dock workers do very well. 761 00:43:39,874 --> 00:43:42,788 So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti fucking going, 762 00:43:42,816 --> 00:43:44,935 "Hey, where the fuck's the money come from?" 763 00:43:45,127 --> 00:43:48,526 And if he decides to make a surprise visit, 764 00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:53,308 that's the day we've sent you to Tustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back. 765 00:43:53,374 --> 00:43:55,322 If he comes back again 766 00:43:55,421 --> 00:43:57,379 "Hey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him." 767 00:43:57,998 --> 00:44:01,596 "We had to send him to Taft airstrip five fuckin' hours away." 768 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:04,596 "We had a load of shit we had to have him pick up there and bring back here." 769 00:44:04,597 --> 00:44:07,954 Look, part of your job is going different places, that's the beauty of it. 770 00:44:08,044 --> 00:44:10,723 We got places all over the place. 771 00:44:10,827 --> 00:44:12,906 See, Vic, did I tell you not to worry? 772 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:17,088 - Vic was worried. - I'll take you out to Long Beach tomorrow. 773 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:20,939 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, I'll tell him what's what. 774 00:44:22,646 --> 00:44:25,245 You know, I really appreciate what you guys are doing, 775 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:30,439 but I'd like to know when I can come back, you know, do some real work. 776 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:35,899 Well, it's hard to say. It's kind of a strange time now. 777 00:44:36,902 --> 00:44:37,898 Things are kind of... 778 00:44:37,899 --> 00:44:39,877 They're a little fucked up is what they are. 779 00:44:41,741 --> 00:44:44,699 Look, we're just getting ready for a big meeting now in Vegas. 780 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:49,462 Look, just let Eddie for now set you up at Long Beach. 781 00:44:49,496 --> 00:44:52,778 Get you a job, give you some cash, 782 00:44:52,779 --> 00:44:55,858 and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back. 783 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,299 Then we'll talk to you, all right? 784 00:44:59,298 --> 00:45:03,697 - Huh? - Dad... I got an idea. 785 00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,139 Now, just... just hear me out. 786 00:45:07,001 --> 00:45:10,641 I know you don't like using the boys on these jobs... 787 00:45:10,642 --> 00:45:14,981 but Vic here, I mean, he's only been nothing but good luck for us. 788 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:18,219 The guy's a fuckin' rabbit's foot, for crying out loud. 789 00:45:19,296 --> 00:45:21,215 I'd like to have him in. 790 00:45:21,672 --> 00:45:24,991 You know he can handle himself and you damn sure know you can trust him. 791 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,059 Now, Vic, 792 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:33,019 how would you feel about pulling a job with about five other guys? 793 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:37,739 I'd feel great about it. 794 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:46,421 K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues, 795 00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:48,589 and if you're the twelfth caller, 796 00:45:48,616 --> 00:45:52,134 you'll win two tickets to the Monster Truck Extravaganza 797 00:45:52,135 --> 00:45:55,251 being held tonight at the Carson Fairgrounds, 798 00:45:55,597 --> 00:46:00,476 featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's Truck The Behemoth. 799 00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:05,496 The twelfth caller wins on the station where the '70s survived. 800 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:10,575 ♪ I gotcha! Uh-huh, huh You thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? ♪ 801 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:14,229 Hey, Dove, we got a major situation here. 802 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:17,589 I know you know that. I gotta talk to Daddy and find out what he wants done. 803 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,899 ♪ Give it here, come on! ♪ 804 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,539 ♪ Good God! ♪ 805 00:46:25,681 --> 00:46:27,212 All I know is what Vic told me, man. 806 00:46:27,261 --> 00:46:29,806 He'd said the place turned into a fuckin' bullet festival. 807 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:32,749 He took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there. 808 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,595 Get up! Get up! 809 00:46:34,605 --> 00:46:37,564 ♪ You promised me the day That you quit your boyfriend ♪ 810 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:40,020 Do I sound like I'm fuckin' joking? 811 00:46:40,021 --> 00:46:42,472 He's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk! 812 00:46:44,706 --> 00:46:47,128 ♪ You promised me it would be Just us two ♪ 813 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:48,539 I don't know who did what. 814 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:52,329 I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. 815 00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:56,212 I don't know who's dead, I don't know who's alive. I don't know who's caught, I don't know who's not. 816 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,939 ♪ You never should've promised to me Give it here ♪ 817 00:46:58,965 --> 00:47:01,444 ♪ Don't hold back now Give it here ♪ 818 00:47:01,479 --> 00:47:03,322 ♪ Don't say nothing Just give it here 819 00:47:03,359 --> 00:47:05,198 ♪ Come on Give it here, uh ♪ 820 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,646 ♪ Give it here! ♪ 821 00:47:06,647 --> 00:47:08,831 ♪ Give it here! Give it here! ♪ 822 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:10,329 ♪ Give it to me now!♪ 823 00:47:10,433 --> 00:47:12,365 ♪ Hey! I gotcha! ♪ 824 00:47:12,423 --> 00:47:15,022 I will know. I'm practically there now. 825 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,119 But what do I tell these guys about Daddy? 826 00:47:21,015 --> 00:47:24,054 All right. You're sure that's what he said? 827 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:27,459 Okay, that's what I'll tell 'em. 828 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:31,400 And fuck you! You wanna be a fuckin' hero huh? 829 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,255 You like being a hero? 830 00:47:33,256 --> 00:47:34,759 You like being a fuckin' hero? 831 00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:37,626 Fuck! 832 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,659 You better stop bluffing, pal. 833 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:43,183 You hear me? Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk. 834 00:47:43,184 --> 00:47:44,778 I don't fuckin' know anything! 835 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:48,659 You fuckin' know. You know. Look at me. You fuckin' know. 836 00:47:48,787 --> 00:47:51,266 What in the Sam Hill's going on here? 837 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:54,219 - You're asking what's going on? - Hey, Nice Guy, we got a cop. 838 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,739 Holy shit, Orange is dead. 839 00:47:58,257 --> 00:48:01,878 No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. 840 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,381 We were set up. The cops were there waiting for us. 841 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,476 What? Nobody fuckin' set anybody up! 842 00:48:06,528 --> 00:48:09,192 - The cops were there waiting for us, man! - Bullshit. 843 00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:13,499 Hey fuck you, man. You weren't there, we were. And I'm telling you, the cops had that store staked out. 844 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:18,072 Okay, Mr Fuckin' Detective, you're so fuckin' smart, huh, who did it? 845 00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:20,329 What the hell do you think we've been asking each other? 846 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:23,996 Yeah, what did you come up with, huh? You think I did it? You think I fuckin' set you up? 847 00:48:24,053 --> 00:48:26,892 I don't know, but somebody did. 848 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:28,785 Nobody did. 849 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:30,788 You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... 850 00:48:30,801 --> 00:48:32,623 Don't you call me an asshole! 851 00:48:32,624 --> 00:48:33,734 You fuckin' idiots 852 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,085 - turn a fuckin' jewellery store into a Wild West show, - Don't you call me a fucking idiot. 853 00:48:36,129 --> 00:48:39,688 ...and you wonder why the fucking cops show up? 854 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,519 Where's Joseph? 855 00:48:42,030 --> 00:48:44,250 I don't know. I ain't talked to him. 856 00:48:44,251 --> 00:48:48,189 I talked to Dove. He said Daddy's coming down here and he's fuckin' pissed! 857 00:48:48,512 --> 00:48:50,911 He's pissed? I told you he'd be pissed. 858 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,432 What'd Joe say? 859 00:48:52,433 --> 00:48:54,417 I told you I ain't talked to him! 860 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:56,206 All I know is he's pissed! 861 00:48:56,339 --> 00:48:57,898 What are you gonna do about him? 862 00:48:57,957 --> 00:49:00,455 Jesus Christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. 863 00:49:00,456 --> 00:49:03,273 - I got a few questions of my own. - You ain't dying, he is! 864 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:06,823 All right, Mr Fuckin' Compassion, I will call somebody! 865 00:49:06,888 --> 00:49:08,367 Who? 866 00:49:08,759 --> 00:49:12,258 A fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? I'll call a doctor! 867 00:49:12,259 --> 00:49:13,836 He'll fix him right up. 868 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:16,521 Now, what happened to Brown and Blue? 869 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:18,546 Brown's dead. We don't know what happened to Blue. 870 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:21,094 Brown's dead? Are you sure? 871 00:49:21,165 --> 00:49:23,109 I'm sure. I was there. 872 00:49:23,137 --> 00:49:24,759 He took one in the head. 873 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,187 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr Blue? 874 00:49:27,188 --> 00:49:29,180 Either he's alive or he's dead, 875 00:49:29,241 --> 00:49:32,422 or the cops got him... or they don't. 876 00:49:35,111 --> 00:49:37,765 I take it this is the bastard you told me about? 877 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,539 Why are you beating on him? 878 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:42,032 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. 879 00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:46,572 If you fuckin' beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago Fire. 880 00:49:46,598 --> 00:49:49,611 Now, that don't necessarily make it fuckin' so! 881 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,539 Come on, man, think! 882 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:56,179 All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones? 883 00:49:56,300 --> 00:50:00,019 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fuckin' favour just for my sake. 884 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,339 I got a bag. I got a bag, okay? 885 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:05,419 I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station. 886 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,819 Good for you. Now, let's go get it. 887 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:10,048 But first we gotta get rid of those cars outside. 888 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:11,805 It looks like Sam's Hot Car Lot out there. 889 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:16,255 Okay, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two. 890 00:50:16,773 --> 00:50:19,523 White and Pink, you take a car each. 891 00:50:19,902 --> 00:50:21,570 I'll follow you. You ditch 'em. 892 00:50:21,571 --> 00:50:23,076 Pick up the stones. 893 00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:26,979 While I'm following you, I'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. 894 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,739 We can't leave these guys here with him. 895 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,838 - Why not? - Cause he's a fuckin' psycho. 896 00:50:33,365 --> 00:50:35,821 And if you think Joe's pissed off, 897 00:50:35,822 --> 00:50:38,803 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him, 898 00:50:38,804 --> 00:50:41,287 for putting me in the same room as that bastard. 899 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,379 You see what I've been putting up with, Eddie? 900 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:49,739 I fuckin' walked in here, I told these guys about staying put. 901 00:50:50,572 --> 00:50:53,963 Mr White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, 902 00:50:53,964 --> 00:50:57,671 calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away... 903 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,999 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 904 00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:03,262 He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. 905 00:51:04,225 --> 00:51:06,099 What are you, a fuckin' silent partner? 906 00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,924 Tell him! 907 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,539 He went crazy in the store but he seems all right now. 908 00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:12,981 This is what he was doing. 909 00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:15,256 Bam! Bam! 910 00:51:15,729 --> 00:51:18,100 Bam! Bam! 911 00:51:18,101 --> 00:51:20,518 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. 912 00:51:20,782 --> 00:51:23,901 I told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm, they did! 913 00:51:23,935 --> 00:51:28,794 If they hadn't have done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive. 914 00:51:30,074 --> 00:51:31,943 My fuckin' hero! 915 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:35,939 Thanks. 916 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,899 That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? 917 00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:41,341 I don't like alarms, Mr White. 918 00:51:44,658 --> 00:51:47,200 What does it matter who stays with the cop? 919 00:51:47,201 --> 00:51:49,338 We ain't letting him go, now he's seen everybody. 920 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,259 I haven't been lookin' at you guys. 921 00:51:51,260 --> 00:51:53,445 Shut the fuck up, man! 922 00:51:53,769 --> 00:51:56,914 You guys should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place. 923 00:51:56,915 --> 00:52:00,739 - We tried to find out if he knew about the setup. - There is no fuckin' setup! 924 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,259 Now, here's the news. 925 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,979 Blondie, you stay here and take care of these two. 926 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:10,434 White and Pink, you come with me. 'Cause if Joe gets here and he sees all these cars parked outside, 927 00:52:10,435 --> 00:52:13,415 I swear to you he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you. 928 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,579 Fine. Let's go! 929 00:52:36,446 --> 00:52:38,405 Alone at last. 930 00:52:59,688 --> 00:53:01,927 Guess what. 931 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,299 I think I'm parked in the red zone. 932 00:53:10,046 --> 00:53:11,991 Now, where were we? 933 00:53:14,201 --> 00:53:17,452 I told you, I don't know anything about any fuckin' setup. 934 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,901 Mm-hm. 935 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:20,788 I've been on the force for only eight months. 936 00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:22,539 They don't tell me anything. 937 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,059 Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want. 938 00:53:28,895 --> 00:53:31,692 Torture you. That's a good... That's a good idea. 939 00:53:31,717 --> 00:53:33,636 I like that one. Yeah. 940 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,819 Even your boss said there wasn't a setup! 941 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,459 My what? 942 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:42,980 Your boss. 943 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:46,139 Excuse me, pal, 944 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:50,099 one thing I wanna make clear to you. I don't have a boss. 945 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:52,059 Nobody tells me what to do. 946 00:53:52,851 --> 00:53:55,659 You understand? You hear what I said, you son of a bitch? 947 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:59,019 All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right. 948 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:04,219 Get that fuckin' shit off. 949 00:54:12,331 --> 00:54:14,770 Lookit, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? 950 00:54:16,817 --> 00:54:19,976 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know. 951 00:54:21,702 --> 00:54:23,781 But I'm gonna torture you anyway. 952 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:27,699 Regardless. 953 00:54:27,757 --> 00:54:29,716 Not to get information. 954 00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:36,219 It's amusing to me to torture a cop. 955 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,499 You can say anything you want, cause I've heard it all before. 956 00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:45,059 All you can do is pray for a quick death... 957 00:54:48,008 --> 00:54:52,247 which... you ain't gonna get. 958 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,779 Ah, God. 959 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:21,979 You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s? 960 00:55:25,741 --> 00:55:27,780 It's my personal favourite. 961 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:38,775 Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel, 962 00:55:38,776 --> 00:55:42,979 when they recorded this Dylanesque pop bubblegum favourite 963 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:47,739 from April of 1974. That reached up to number five 964 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:51,699 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues. 965 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:09,419 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 966 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,259 ♪ I got the feeling That something ain't right ♪ 967 00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:17,996 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 968 00:56:17,997 --> 00:56:22,299 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 969 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,779 ♪ Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 970 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:29,699 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 971 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:33,709 ♪ Yes, I'm Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 972 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:37,379 ♪ And I'm wonderin' What it is I should do ♪ 973 00:56:37,475 --> 00:56:40,579 ♪ It's so hard To keep the smile from my face ♪ 974 00:56:40,595 --> 00:56:42,798 - Hold still! - ♪ Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place ♪ 975 00:56:42,829 --> 00:56:45,188 Hold still, you fuck! 976 00:56:45,544 --> 00:56:48,783 ♪ Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 977 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:52,512 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 978 00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:54,939 ♪ Well, you started out with nothing ♪ 979 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,979 ♪ And you're proud that you're a self-made man ♪ 980 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,939 ♪ And your friends they all come crawlin' ♪ 981 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:05,408 ♪ Slap you on the back and say Please ♪ 982 00:57:05,421 --> 00:57:07,779 Was that as good for you as it was for me? 983 00:57:08,441 --> 00:57:11,200 Hey! What's going on? You hear that? 984 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:24,299 - ♪ Trying to make some sense of it all ♪ - Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 985 00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:28,139 ♪ But I can see It makes no sense at all ♪ 986 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:32,035 ♪ Is it cool To go to sleep on the floor? ♪ 987 00:57:32,036 --> 00:57:34,995 ♪ I don't think That I can take any more ♪ 988 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 989 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:42,019 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the... ♪ 990 00:58:20,385 --> 00:58:23,299 ♪ ...please ♪ 991 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:26,739 ♪ Please ♪ 992 00:58:34,531 --> 00:58:38,339 ♪ And I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 993 00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:42,219 ♪ I got the feeling That something ain't right ♪ 994 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:46,179 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 995 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:49,499 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 996 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:53,899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 997 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:57,675 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 998 00:58:57,696 --> 00:59:00,615 ♪ Yes, I'm Stuck in the middle with you♪ 999 00:59:02,408 --> 00:59:04,927 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 1000 00:59:05,546 --> 00:59:08,874 - ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪ - No! Argh! Argh! Argh! 1001 00:59:08,935 --> 00:59:12,765 Don't! Stop! Stop it! Stop! 1002 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:16,166 - What? What's the matter? - Don't... Don't do this! 1003 00:59:16,211 --> 00:59:19,290 - Please... don't! - That burn a little bit? 1004 00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,735 Just stop! Stop! 1005 00:59:21,781 --> 00:59:23,242 Stop! Stop! 1006 00:59:24,412 --> 00:59:26,123 Please stop. 1007 00:59:26,194 --> 00:59:28,927 Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me for a minute. 1008 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:30,455 Don't! Please. 1009 00:59:30,456 --> 00:59:32,215 Don't. Don't burn me, please! 1010 00:59:32,491 --> 00:59:35,210 Ah! Ah! 1011 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:39,259 I'm begging you. I don't know anything about any of you fuckin' guys! 1012 00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:41,038 I'm not gonna say anything! 1013 00:59:41,534 --> 00:59:43,059 Don't! 1014 00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,299 Don't! Please don't! 1015 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:45,913 - You all through? - Don't! Stop! 1016 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,238 Are you all through? 1017 00:59:47,555 --> 00:59:51,074 Please. I got a little kid at home, now, please. 1018 00:59:51,169 --> 00:59:53,123 - You all done? - Don't! Don't! 1019 00:59:53,124 --> 00:59:55,364 - Have some fire, scarecrow. - Don't! Don't! Wait, don't! 1020 01:00:49,144 --> 01:00:50,943 Ah! 1021 01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:57,205 Fuck! 1022 01:00:57,232 --> 01:01:00,471 - Hey. - Ah... shit! 1023 01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,183 Hey. 1024 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:09,219 What's your name? 1025 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,699 Marvin. 1026 01:01:15,683 --> 01:01:17,682 Marvin what? 1027 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:22,739 Marvin Nash. 1028 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:32,059 Listen to me, Marvin, I'm a... 1029 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,859 Listen to me, Marvin Nash, I'm a cop. 1030 01:01:38,810 --> 01:01:40,619 Yeah, I know. 1031 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:44,699 You do? 1032 01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:49,139 Yeah. Your name's Freddy something. 1033 01:01:50,183 --> 01:01:51,800 Newandyke. 1034 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,139 Freddy Newandyke. 1035 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:04,855 Frankie Ferchetti... he introduced us about five months ago. 1036 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:09,579 I don't remember that at all. 1037 01:02:13,494 --> 01:02:15,293 I do. 1038 01:02:16,376 --> 01:02:18,535 Fuck! 1039 01:02:18,646 --> 01:02:20,805 Freddy? 1040 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:23,939 Freddy. 1041 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:25,939 Freddy? 1042 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,859 How do I look? 1043 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,606 What? 1044 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:45,339 I don't know what to tell you, Marvin. 1045 01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:51,259 That fuck! 1046 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,939 Ah, that sick fuck! 1047 01:02:56,191 --> 01:02:59,070 That fuckin' bastard! 1048 01:03:00,887 --> 01:03:02,966 Marvin, I need you to hold on. 1049 01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:07,299 There's cops waiting to move in a block away. 1050 01:03:08,441 --> 01:03:10,800 What the fuck are they waiting for? 1051 01:03:11,683 --> 01:03:17,259 This fuckin' guy slashes my face and he cuts my fuckin' ear off! 1052 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:19,619 I'm fuckin' deformed! 1053 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,317 Fuck you! 1054 01:03:21,318 --> 01:03:24,539 Fuck you! I'm fuckin' dying here! 1055 01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:26,739 I'm fuckin' dying! 1056 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:38,019 They're not to make a move till Joe Cabot shows up. 1057 01:03:39,129 --> 01:03:41,208 I was sent in to get him. 1058 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:45,259 All right? Now you heard. 1059 01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:46,922 They said he's on his way. 1060 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,979 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. 1061 01:03:51,189 --> 01:03:53,412 We're just gonna sit here and bleed until 1062 01:03:53,451 --> 01:03:56,179 Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door. 1063 01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,659 Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. 1064 01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:22,939 Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess who he wants on the team? 1065 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:25,419 This better not be some kind of Freddy joke. 1066 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:29,259 It's no joke. I'm in there. I'm up his ass. 1067 01:04:37,234 --> 01:04:39,762 Nice Guy Eddie tells me Joe wants to meet me. 1068 01:04:39,763 --> 01:04:43,223 He says I should just hang in my apartment and wait for a phone call. 1069 01:04:43,789 --> 01:04:47,253 But after waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night 1070 01:04:47,254 --> 01:04:49,858 and says Joe's ready, he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. 1071 01:04:50,006 --> 01:04:53,116 - Who all picked you up? - Nice Guy. We get to a bar. 1072 01:04:53,158 --> 01:04:55,587 - What bar? - Smokey Pete's in Gardena. 1073 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,219 - Mm-hm. - We get there 1074 01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:00,339 and I meet Joe and a guy named Mr White. 1075 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,299 It's a phoney name. My name's Mr Orange. 1076 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:05,179 - Mr Orange? - Mr Orange. 1077 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,299 Okay, Mr Orange... 1078 01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:12,059 - you ever seen this motherfucker before? - Who? Mr White? 1079 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:13,739 Yes, Mr Orange, Mr White. 1080 01:05:14,297 --> 01:05:15,702 No, he ain't familiar. 1081 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:19,339 He's ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. He's gotta be from out of town. 1082 01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,619 - Joe knows him real good. - How can you tell? 1083 01:05:21,801 --> 01:05:24,830 The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're real buddies. 1084 01:05:24,831 --> 01:05:26,859 - The two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe? 1085 01:05:27,698 --> 01:05:28,979 Mr White. 1086 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,619 - A little. - About what? 1087 01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:33,259 - The Brewers. - The Milwaukee Brewers? 1088 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:35,288 Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. 1089 01:05:35,301 --> 01:05:36,426 He made a killing off 'em. 1090 01:05:36,496 --> 01:05:37,285 This is sweet, man. 1091 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:40,379 If this crook's a Brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. 1092 01:05:40,483 --> 01:05:42,183 - Bing! - I'll bet you everything 1093 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,384 from a diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-l-know, 1094 01:05:44,385 --> 01:05:47,380 that Milwaukee, they got a sheet on this Mr White motherfucker's ass. 1095 01:05:47,381 --> 01:05:50,334 So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs 1096 01:05:50,384 --> 01:05:53,303 of all the guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, 1097 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:55,032 put a name to the face. 1098 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:57,619 - Nice work. - Thank you, my man. 1099 01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,259 How was Long Beach Mike's referral? 1100 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,209 Perfecto. He's backing me up a long fuckin' way. 1101 01:06:03,249 --> 01:06:05,848 I told 'em it was Long Beach Mike I did the poker game with. 1102 01:06:05,884 --> 01:06:08,723 When Nice Guy called him to check it out, he said it was A-OK. 1103 01:06:08,773 --> 01:06:11,880 He said I was a good thief, I didn't rattle, 1104 01:06:12,104 --> 01:06:13,650 I was ready to make a move. 1105 01:06:13,697 --> 01:06:15,119 Do right by him. He's a good guy. 1106 01:06:15,182 --> 01:06:17,301 I wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. 1107 01:06:17,302 --> 01:06:19,018 No. No, no, no, no. 1108 01:06:19,038 --> 01:06:21,644 Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man. 1109 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:25,530 Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. He is selling out his amigos. 1110 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,419 That's what kind of a nice guy he fuckin' is, all right? 1111 01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:32,393 I'll take care of his fuckin' ass, man, but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind 1112 01:06:32,394 --> 01:06:34,526 and you take care of business, you hear me? 1113 01:06:34,631 --> 01:06:36,310 Gone. 1114 01:06:41,967 --> 01:06:43,686 You use the commode story? 1115 01:06:44,194 --> 01:06:47,779 - What's the commode story? - It's a scene, man. Memorise it. 1116 01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:50,267 A what? 1117 01:06:50,268 --> 01:06:52,747 Look, man, an undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right? 1118 01:06:52,789 --> 01:06:55,101 To do this job, you gotta be a great actor. 1119 01:06:55,176 --> 01:06:58,515 You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell. 1120 01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:01,156 Right, because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor, 1121 01:07:01,157 --> 01:07:03,132 and bad acting is bullshit in this job. 1122 01:07:03,931 --> 01:07:05,539 What is this? 1123 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:07,819 That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. 1124 01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:10,486 What? 1125 01:07:10,487 --> 01:07:14,686 Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fuckin' job, man. Damn. 1126 01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:16,774 I gotta memorise all this? 1127 01:07:16,775 --> 01:07:18,763 There's over four fuckin' pages of this shit! 1128 01:07:18,764 --> 01:07:20,768 Just think about it like it's a joke, all right? 1129 01:07:20,926 --> 01:07:24,045 You memorise what's important, the rest you make your own, all right? 1130 01:07:24,376 --> 01:07:27,249 - You can tell a joke, can't you? - No. 1131 01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:31,259 Well, pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke, all right? 1132 01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:34,127 Now the things you gotta remember are the details. 1133 01:07:34,128 --> 01:07:36,113 It's the details that sell your story. 1134 01:07:36,147 --> 01:07:39,106 This particular story takes place in a men's room, 1135 01:07:39,328 --> 01:07:41,887 so you gotta know all the details about the men's room. 1136 01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:45,939 You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. 1137 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:49,619 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. 1138 01:07:49,685 --> 01:07:51,364 You gotta know if they got liquid soap 1139 01:07:51,407 --> 01:07:54,686 or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? 1140 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,288 You gotta know if they got hot water or not. 1141 01:07:56,301 --> 01:07:57,699 If it stinks. 1142 01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,499 If some nasty, lowlife, 1143 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:03,819 scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls. 1144 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:07,499 You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. 1145 01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:12,299 So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. 1146 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:16,259 And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you, 1147 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:19,539 and how you perceived the events that went down. 1148 01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:22,391 The only way to do that, my brother, 1149 01:08:22,392 --> 01:08:27,565 keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. 1150 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:34,659 This was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986. 1151 01:08:35,299 --> 01:08:38,268 I still had a connection, which was insane, 'cause 1152 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:41,274 you couldn't get weed any-fucking-where. 1153 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:48,474 Anyway... I had a connection with this hippy chick in Santa Cruz and all my friends knew it. 1154 01:08:48,475 --> 01:08:51,646 They'd give me a call and they'd say, "Hey, Freddy..." 1155 01:08:52,734 --> 01:08:57,632 They'd say, "Hey, dude, you getting some?" 1156 01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,492 "Can you get some for me too?" Like, they knew I still smoked, 1157 01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:03,886 so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me. 1158 01:09:04,038 --> 01:09:05,597 But it got to be... 1159 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,859 Got to be, got to be... 1160 01:09:09,903 --> 01:09:12,739 Got to be... every time I bought some weed, 1161 01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:15,779 I was buying for four or five different fuckin' people. 1162 01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:20,216 Finally I said, "Fuck this shit! I'm making this bitch rich." 1163 01:09:20,251 --> 01:09:23,859 She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people. 1164 01:09:23,887 --> 01:09:25,646 I was doing all the work. 1165 01:09:26,008 --> 01:09:30,177 But then that got to be a pain in the ass. People calling me on the phone all the fuckin' time. 1166 01:09:30,178 --> 01:09:33,906 I couldn't even rent a fuckin' tape without six fuckin' phone calls interrupting me. 1167 01:09:33,938 --> 01:09:37,199 "Hey, when's the next time you're getting some?" Motherfucker! 1168 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,902 I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys, you know. "When I get some, I'll let you know." 1169 01:09:41,536 --> 01:09:44,272 Then these rinky-dink potheads come by. 1170 01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:46,859 They're my friends and everything, but still, you know? 1171 01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:48,835 I got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. 1172 01:09:48,883 --> 01:09:51,218 They don't want $60 worth. They want $10 worth. 1173 01:09:51,242 --> 01:09:53,805 Breaking it up is a major fuckin' pain in the ass. 1174 01:09:53,806 --> 01:09:57,002 I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. 1175 01:09:57,298 --> 01:09:59,524 This is a very weird situation. 1176 01:10:00,691 --> 01:10:05,170 I don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought. 1177 01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:06,767 Nobody had anything. 1178 01:10:06,910 --> 01:10:10,269 People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months. 1179 01:10:10,270 --> 01:10:12,086 This chick had a bunch, 1180 01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:14,342 and she's begging me to sell it. 1181 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:17,031 So I told her, I wasn't gonna be Joe the Pot Man any more, 1182 01:10:17,093 --> 01:10:21,070 but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. 1183 01:10:21,191 --> 01:10:23,910 She agreed that we'd keep the same arrangement as before, 1184 01:10:23,936 --> 01:10:27,733 ten percent, free pot for me as long as I helped her out that weekend. 1185 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:31,139 She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. 1186 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:34,922 Her brother usually goes with her but he's in County unexpectedly. 1187 01:10:34,923 --> 01:10:37,991 - What for? - His traffic ticket's got a warrant. 1188 01:10:37,992 --> 01:10:41,571 They stop him for something, found warrants on him, took him to County. 1189 01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:44,749 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed. 1190 01:10:44,799 --> 01:10:46,278 I don't wanna do this. 1191 01:10:46,313 --> 01:10:48,522 I have a very bad feeling about it. 1192 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:51,099 She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me. 1193 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:53,379 Finally, I said okay cause I'm sick of hearing it. 1194 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,280 Now we're picking the guy up at the train station... 1195 01:10:55,342 --> 01:10:55,951 Wait a minute. 1196 01:10:55,980 --> 01:10:58,979 You go to the station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you? 1197 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:01,378 The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. 1198 01:11:01,379 --> 01:11:05,574 Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy. 1199 01:11:05,727 --> 01:11:09,531 I'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags, I gotta take a piss. 1200 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:12,539 I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. 1201 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:20,499 So I walk in the men's room and who's standing there? 1202 01:11:22,309 --> 01:11:25,708 Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd. 1203 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,856 They're waiting for you? 1204 01:11:28,882 --> 01:11:31,257 No, it's just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room talking. 1205 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,505 When I walk through the door they all stop what 1206 01:11:33,506 --> 01:11:35,699 they were talking about and they looked at me. 1207 01:11:36,670 --> 01:11:40,539 That's hard, man. That's a fuckin' hard situation. 1208 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:42,299 The German shepherd starts barking. 1209 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,739 He's barking at me. 1210 01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:48,259 I mean, it's obvious he's barking at me. 1211 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:51,713 Every nerve ending, all my senses, 1212 01:11:51,714 --> 01:11:53,910 blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, 1213 01:11:53,953 --> 01:11:57,752 "Take off, man. Just bail. Just get the fuck out of there!" 1214 01:11:57,989 --> 01:11:59,584 Panic hits me like a bucket of water. 1215 01:11:59,585 --> 01:12:01,918 First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face. 1216 01:12:01,992 --> 01:12:04,238 I'm just standing there, drenched in panic, 1217 01:12:04,340 --> 01:12:07,179 and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man. 1218 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,779 They can smell it, sure as that fuckin' dog can. 1219 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,659 They can smell it on me. 1220 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:14,872 Shut up! 1221 01:12:15,892 --> 01:12:18,019 Hey, so, so, anyway... 1222 01:12:18,078 --> 01:12:19,717 I got my gun drawn, right, 1223 01:12:19,742 --> 01:12:25,061 and I got it pointed right at this guy and I tell him, "Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!" 1224 01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:27,830 And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding his head yea, 1225 01:12:27,849 --> 01:12:30,056 and he's saying, "I know, I know, I know." 1226 01:12:30,075 --> 01:12:33,524 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box. 1227 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:38,616 And I scream at him. I go, "Asshole, I'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now!" 1228 01:12:38,617 --> 01:12:40,539 "Put your hands on the dash!" 1229 01:12:40,592 --> 01:12:43,280 And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, 1230 01:12:43,348 --> 01:12:46,046 you know, "I know, buddy. I know. I know." 1231 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:49,799 And meanwhile, you know, his hand is still going for the glove box. 1232 01:12:49,934 --> 01:12:55,693 And I said, "Buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face", 1233 01:12:55,837 --> 01:12:58,681 "if you don't put your hands on the fuckin' dash!" 1234 01:12:59,774 --> 01:13:04,151 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know, 1235 01:13:04,152 --> 01:13:07,167 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing?" 1236 01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:10,099 "Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!" 1237 01:13:10,539 --> 01:13:13,026 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it 1238 01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:14,906 and casually puts his hands on the dash. 1239 01:13:15,026 --> 01:13:18,585 - What was he going for? - His fuckin' registration. 1240 01:13:20,283 --> 01:13:21,111 You're kidding! 1241 01:13:21,112 --> 01:13:25,122 No, man! Stupid fucking citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. 1242 01:13:25,305 --> 01:13:27,384 That close, man. 1243 01:13:57,580 --> 01:14:00,431 Bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality. 1244 01:14:00,531 --> 01:14:02,291 You knew how to handle that situation. 1245 01:14:02,585 --> 01:14:05,259 You shit your pants and dive in and swim. 1246 01:14:08,023 --> 01:14:10,249 Tell me more about Cabot. 1247 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,769 I don't know. 1248 01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,785 He's... He's a cool guy. 1249 01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:16,750 I don't know. He's funny. 1250 01:14:16,751 --> 01:14:18,150 He's a funny guy. 1251 01:14:18,943 --> 01:14:21,547 You remember the Fantastic Four? 1252 01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:26,056 Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and "Flame On" and shit. 1253 01:14:27,457 --> 01:14:32,816 The Thing. Motherfucker looks just like the Thing. 1254 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:39,600 - Yeah? - Hey... show time. 1255 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:42,280 Grab your jacket. I'm parked outside. 1256 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,238 I'll be right down. 1257 01:14:45,946 --> 01:14:47,205 He'll be right down. 1258 01:14:47,252 --> 01:14:50,528 ♪ My sunshine ♪ 1259 01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:53,368 ♪ The part he always liked the best ♪ 1260 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,979 ♪ When she'd tease him with a kiss♪ 1261 01:14:56,100 --> 01:15:01,699 ♪ And she said you make me happy ♪ 1262 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:05,699 ♪ You fool for love♪ 1263 01:15:08,740 --> 01:15:12,459 ♪ What he wouldn't do for love ♪ 1264 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:17,419 ♪ He's a fool, a fool for love ♪ 1265 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:24,459 ♪ Born a fool You got to follow the rule ♪ 1266 01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:26,673 ♪ Always a foo... ♪ 1267 01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:10,219 Don't pussy out on me now. They don't know. 1268 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,539 They don't know shit. 1269 01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:15,659 You're not gonna get hurt. 1270 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:19,859 You're fuckin' Baretta. They believe every fuckin' word cause you're super cool. 1271 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:29,099 There goes our boy. 1272 01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:33,659 I swear, the guy has to have rocks in his head the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. 1273 01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:36,659 - You want one of these? - Yeah, gimme the bear claw. 1274 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:44,859 ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! ♪ 1275 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:47,859 ♪ Ouga, ouga, ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga, ouga ♪ 1276 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:52,182 - ♪ I can't stop this feelin' ♪ - ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga... ♪ 1277 01:16:53,065 --> 01:16:57,179 Hey, I know what I'm talking about, okay? Black women ain't the same as white women. 1278 01:16:57,628 --> 01:16:59,227 There's a slight difference. 1279 01:16:59,503 --> 01:17:01,893 Very funny. You know what I mean. 1280 01:17:01,947 --> 01:17:05,419 What a white bitch will put up with, a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute, man. 1281 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,422 They got a line and if you cross it, they fuck you up. 1282 01:17:08,423 --> 01:17:11,019 I gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen. 1283 01:17:11,038 --> 01:17:13,654 Okay, Mr Expert, if this is such a truism, 1284 01:17:13,740 --> 01:17:18,071 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? 1285 01:17:18,072 --> 01:17:20,185 I'll make you a bet that those same damn 1286 01:17:20,221 --> 01:17:22,179 niggers who are showing their ass in public, 1287 01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:24,739 when their bitches get 'em home, man, they chill the fuck out. 1288 01:17:24,868 --> 01:17:27,907 - Not these guys. - Oh, yeah, those guys too. 1289 01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:30,233 I'll tell you guys a story. 1290 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:34,939 In one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Elois. 1291 01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,576 - Elois? - Yeah, Elois. 1292 01:17:37,577 --> 01:17:40,765 E-Lois. We called her Lady E. 1293 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:44,699 Where was she from? Compton? 1294 01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:46,539 From Ladera Heights. 1295 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:49,459 Ladera Heights, that's the black Beverly Hills. 1296 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:52,179 No, it's not the black Beverly Hills. 1297 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:54,739 It's the black Palos Verdes. 1298 01:17:54,820 --> 01:18:00,219 Anyway, Lady E, I mean, she was a man-eater-upper. 1299 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:03,579 Un-fucking-believable. Every guy who ever, ever laid eyes on her 1300 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:05,899 had to jack off to her at least once. 1301 01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:09,579 You know who she looked like? She looked like Christie Love. 1302 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,739 Remember that TV show Get Christie Love!, 1303 01:18:11,820 --> 01:18:14,757 about the black female cop? She always used to say, 1304 01:18:14,835 --> 01:18:17,074 "You're under arrest, sugar." 1305 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,659 Who was the chick who played Christie Love? 1306 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:22,779 - Pam Grier. - No, it wasn't Pam Grier. 1307 01:18:22,860 --> 01:18:24,579 Pam Grier was the other one. 1308 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,259 Pam Grier did the film. 1309 01:18:26,988 --> 01:18:31,168 Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier. 1310 01:18:31,227 --> 01:18:33,906 - So who was Christie Love? - How the fuck should I know? 1311 01:18:34,605 --> 01:18:36,761 Great, now I'm totally fuckin' tortured! 1312 01:18:36,784 --> 01:18:39,948 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. She looked exactly like Elois. 1313 01:18:39,975 --> 01:18:41,219 Anne Francis. 1314 01:18:41,220 --> 01:18:44,051 No, that was Honey West. 1315 01:18:44,145 --> 01:18:47,899 - Anne Francis is white. - Shut up, all right? I'm trying to tell a story here. 1316 01:18:47,980 --> 01:18:53,441 She looked exactly like Elois. Anyway... I come into the club one night, 1317 01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:57,409 and there's Carlos, he's the bartender. He's a wetback. He's a friend of mine. 1318 01:18:58,154 --> 01:19:01,287 And I says to him, "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?" 1319 01:19:01,288 --> 01:19:05,512 And he... And now, apparently, Lady E was married to a real piece of dog shit. 1320 01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:08,739 I mean a real fuckin' animal. He used to do things to her. 1321 01:19:08,820 --> 01:19:11,339 Do things? Do things like what? What would he do? 1322 01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:13,259 Did he beat her up or something? 1323 01:19:14,012 --> 01:19:16,410 I don't know what he did. He just did things, all right? 1324 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:20,139 So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. 1325 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:22,670 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk, 1326 01:19:22,740 --> 01:19:25,341 he falls asleep on the fuckin' couch, 1327 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:29,979 she sneaks up on him, and she puts some wacko glue on his dick... 1328 01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:32,019 - Ohh! - And glues his dick to his belly! 1329 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:35,070 - No! - Jesus Christ! 1330 01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:37,922 I'm serious, man. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. 1331 01:19:38,020 --> 01:19:41,259 They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally! 1332 01:19:41,380 --> 01:19:44,539 - ...do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off? 1333 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:50,819 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' handstand? 1334 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:58,939 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? 1335 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,179 Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. 1336 01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,939 Well, let me tell a joke. 1337 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:09,704 Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin 1338 01:20:09,796 --> 01:20:12,681 wondering how the fuck they got there. 1339 01:20:12,778 --> 01:20:14,766 "What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? 1340 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:16,312 "What didn't we do? What happens now? 1341 01:20:16,343 --> 01:20:19,859 "It's your fault, my fault, his fault." All that bullshit. 1342 01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:24,099 Finally someone comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute, 1343 01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:28,659 "while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes." 1344 01:20:29,169 --> 01:20:31,248 Got the message? 1345 01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:35,019 Fellas, I don't mean to holler at you. 1346 01:20:36,271 --> 01:20:39,253 When this caper's over, and I'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, 1347 01:20:39,254 --> 01:20:42,765 hell, we'll go down the Hawaiian islands, I'll roar and laugh with all of you. 1348 01:20:42,980 --> 01:20:45,089 You'll find me a different character down there. 1349 01:20:45,151 --> 01:20:47,590 Right now, it's a matter of business. 1350 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:52,739 With the exception of Eddie and myself, who you already know, 1351 01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:55,579 we're gonna be using aliases on this job. 1352 01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:58,285 Under no circumstances 1353 01:20:58,340 --> 01:21:03,819 do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, 1354 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:08,099 and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. 1355 01:21:08,220 --> 01:21:14,179 That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might have done time, 1356 01:21:14,260 --> 01:21:18,099 or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg. 1357 01:21:18,461 --> 01:21:24,100 All I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're gonna do. 1358 01:21:24,989 --> 01:21:27,308 That should do it. 1359 01:21:27,373 --> 01:21:28,772 Here are your names. 1360 01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,139 Mr Brown, 1361 01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:32,593 Mr White, 1362 01:21:32,664 --> 01:21:33,928 Mr Blonde, 1363 01:21:33,929 --> 01:21:36,476 Mr Blue, Mr Orange, 1364 01:21:36,547 --> 01:21:39,110 - and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink? 1365 01:21:39,111 --> 01:21:41,190 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1366 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:45,265 - Why can't we pick our own colours? - No way. 1367 01:21:45,354 --> 01:21:48,073 No way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. 1368 01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:51,619 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr Black. 1369 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:54,939 They don't know each other so nobody wants to back down. 1370 01:21:55,060 --> 01:21:57,339 No way. I pick. You're Mr Pink. 1371 01:21:57,927 --> 01:22:00,309 Be thankful you're not Mr Yellow. 1372 01:22:00,310 --> 01:22:03,185 Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit. 1373 01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:05,209 Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy. 1374 01:22:05,281 --> 01:22:09,160 How about if I'm Mr Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr Purple. 1375 01:22:09,161 --> 01:22:11,619 You're not Mr Purple. 1376 01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:15,899 Some guy on some other job is Mr Purple. You're Mr Pink! 1377 01:22:16,284 --> 01:22:18,003 Who cares what your name is? 1378 01:22:18,046 --> 01:22:19,737 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr White. 1379 01:22:19,761 --> 01:22:21,699 You have a cool-sounding name. 1380 01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:24,478 All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr Pink, do you wanna trade? 1381 01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:28,099 Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. 1382 01:22:28,180 --> 01:22:31,299 This ain't a goddamn fuckin' city council meeting, you know? 1383 01:22:33,222 --> 01:22:35,301 Now, listen up, Mr Pink, 1384 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,759 there's two ways you can go on this job: 1385 01:22:37,801 --> 01:22:40,280 my way or the highway. 1386 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:42,139 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr Pink? 1387 01:22:43,017 --> 01:22:46,072 Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it. 1388 01:22:46,109 --> 01:22:48,788 It's beneath me, you know. I'm Mr Pink. Let's move on. 1389 01:22:49,354 --> 01:22:51,753 I'll move on when I feel like it. 1390 01:22:51,822 --> 01:22:54,415 All you guys got the goddamn message? 1391 01:22:56,509 --> 01:22:59,868 I'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. 1392 01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:03,699 Let's go to work. 1393 01:23:04,202 --> 01:23:06,641 Let's go over it. Where are you? 1394 01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:08,230 I stand outside and guard the door. 1395 01:23:08,261 --> 01:23:10,886 I don't let anybody go in or go out. 1396 01:23:10,934 --> 01:23:13,408 - Mr Brown? - Mr Brown waits in the car. 1397 01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:16,739 He's parked across the street. When I signal he pulls up in front of the store. 1398 01:23:17,218 --> 01:23:19,299 Mr Blonde and Mr Blue? 1399 01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:22,819 Crowd control. They handle customers and employees. 1400 01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:26,019 - That girl's ass? - Sitting right here on my dick. 1401 01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:30,459 Myself and Mr Pink? 1402 01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:34,659 Ah, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. 1403 01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:36,899 We're there for those stones, period. 1404 01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:41,579 Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. 1405 01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:44,379 We're out of there in two minutes. Not one second longer. 1406 01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:49,859 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? 1407 01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:53,299 When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. 1408 01:23:53,818 --> 01:23:56,341 They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. 1409 01:23:56,380 --> 01:24:00,219 If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, 1410 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:02,579 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. 1411 01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:05,459 It drops them right to the floor. Everyone jumps. 1412 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:08,259 He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. 1413 01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:12,299 Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. 1414 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,779 You might get some bitch talk shit to you, 1415 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:17,499 but give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next. 1416 01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:20,059 Watch her shut the fuck up. 1417 01:24:20,140 --> 01:24:22,299 Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. 1418 01:24:22,739 --> 01:24:25,124 The managers know better than to fuck around. 1419 01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,088 So, if you get one that's giving you static, 1420 01:24:27,523 --> 01:24:29,061 he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, 1421 01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:31,299 so you got to break that son of a bitch in two. 1422 01:24:31,873 --> 01:24:35,746 If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. 1423 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:39,146 The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. 1424 01:24:39,177 --> 01:24:42,656 After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. 1425 01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:48,539 I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. 1426 01:25:00,243 --> 01:25:01,762 Come on! 1427 01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:06,339 Fuck! 1428 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:17,779 Fuck! 1429 01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:26,099 Jesus! I got blinded, man. 1430 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:27,367 I'm fuckin' blind. 1431 01:25:27,429 --> 01:25:30,015 You're not blind. You just got blood in your eyes, all right? 1432 01:25:43,868 --> 01:25:45,227 Is he dead? 1433 01:25:45,660 --> 01:25:48,739 Did he die or not? 1434 01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:50,459 Let's go. 1435 01:26:24,869 --> 01:26:27,494 Hold it! Hold it! Right there! 1436 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,739 Get out of the fuckin' car! 1437 01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:48,739 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry. 1438 01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:51,299 I... I can't believe she killed me. 1439 01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:53,099 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 1440 01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:55,659 Hey, just cancel that shit right now. 1441 01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:58,739 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, 1442 01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:00,339 but you ain't dying. 1443 01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:01,888 Ohh! 1444 01:27:01,940 --> 01:27:05,259 All this blood's scaring the shit out of me, Larry. 1445 01:27:05,340 --> 01:27:08,179 I... I'm gonna die, I know it. 1446 01:27:43,546 --> 01:27:44,507 What the fuck happened? 1447 01:27:44,554 --> 01:27:48,429 He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1448 01:27:49,895 --> 01:27:51,934 What? I didn't hear you. 1449 01:27:52,171 --> 01:27:53,930 I said... 1450 01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:57,099 Blonde went crazy. 1451 01:27:57,180 --> 01:28:01,619 He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1452 01:28:02,660 --> 01:28:04,299 This cop? 1453 01:28:06,082 --> 01:28:07,332 No... 1454 01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:13,019 He went crazy, something like that? Worse or better? 1455 01:28:13,802 --> 01:28:17,041 Eddie, he was pulling a burn, man. 1456 01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:19,539 He was gonna kill the cop and me. 1457 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,539 When you guys walked through the door, 1458 01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:24,379 he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds. 1459 01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:28,939 What'd I tell you? That sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho. 1460 01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:32,379 You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. 1461 01:28:32,460 --> 01:28:36,499 He talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up. 1462 01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:39,184 I don't buy it. 1463 01:28:39,215 --> 01:28:40,694 Doesn't make sense. 1464 01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:47,019 Makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. 1465 01:28:47,559 --> 01:28:51,309 You weren't there during the job, buddy. You didn't see how he acted. We did. 1466 01:28:51,310 --> 01:28:53,247 He's right about the ear, it's hacked off. 1467 01:28:53,248 --> 01:28:57,865 All right, let me just say this out loud, cause I wanna get this straight in my head. 1468 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:01,691 You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you, 1469 01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:05,059 and then when we got back he was gonna kill us, 1470 01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:07,099 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. 1471 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:10,259 I'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story? 1472 01:29:10,895 --> 01:29:15,094 I swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened. 1473 01:29:15,613 --> 01:29:18,581 The man you just killed just got released from prison. 1474 01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:21,699 He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. 1475 01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,499 He could've fuckin' walked. 1476 01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:28,619 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't, he kept his fuckin' mouth shut, 1477 01:29:28,942 --> 01:29:34,341 and he did his fuckin' time and he did it like a man. He did four years for us. 1478 01:29:34,431 --> 01:29:36,750 So, Mr Orange... 1479 01:29:36,791 --> 01:29:39,797 you're telling me that this very good friend of mine, 1480 01:29:39,860 --> 01:29:42,619 who did four years for my father, 1481 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:47,579 who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him... 1482 01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:50,659 you're telling me that now that this man is free, 1483 01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:53,739 and we're making good on our commitment to him, 1484 01:29:53,860 --> 01:30:00,339 he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue... to rip us off? 1485 01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:05,408 Why don't you tell me what really happened. 1486 01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:07,918 What the hell for? 1487 01:30:08,444 --> 01:30:10,443 It'd just be more bullshit. 1488 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:14,419 This man set us up. 1489 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:18,659 Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening. 1490 01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:20,219 It's all right, Eddie, I do. 1491 01:30:20,987 --> 01:30:23,115 What the fuck are you talking about? 1492 01:30:23,182 --> 01:30:26,781 That lump of shit's workin' with the LAPD. 1493 01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:32,459 I don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about. 1494 01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:36,523 Joe, Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong. 1495 01:30:36,547 --> 01:30:37,609 Like hell I am. 1496 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:40,601 Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. 1497 01:30:41,230 --> 01:30:43,069 He's a good kid. 1498 01:30:43,101 --> 01:30:45,579 I understand you're out! You're super-fuckin'-pissed. 1499 01:30:45,660 --> 01:30:47,419 We're all real emotional. 1500 01:30:47,453 --> 01:30:50,171 But you're barking up the wrong tree. 1501 01:30:50,197 --> 01:30:52,077 I know this man, he wouldn't do that. 1502 01:30:52,134 --> 01:30:54,713 You don't know jack shit! I do. 1503 01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:56,579 The cocksucker tipped off the cops, 1504 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:58,739 and got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed. 1505 01:30:59,272 --> 01:31:00,530 Mr Blue is dead? 1506 01:31:00,575 --> 01:31:01,974 Dead as Dillinger. 1507 01:31:02,352 --> 01:31:04,351 How do you know all this? 1508 01:31:04,393 --> 01:31:07,032 He was the only one I wasn't 100 percent on. 1509 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:10,780 I should have my fuckin' head examined, going ahead when I wasn't 100 percent. 1510 01:31:10,812 --> 01:31:12,249 That's your proof? 1511 01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:14,671 You don't need proof when you have instinct! 1512 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:17,570 I ignored it before, but no more. 1513 01:31:19,452 --> 01:31:21,434 Have you lost your fuckin' mind? 1514 01:31:21,435 --> 01:31:24,335 Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. 1515 01:31:24,402 --> 01:31:27,585 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. 1516 01:31:27,636 --> 01:31:30,195 We're supposed to be fuckin' professionals. 1517 01:31:30,416 --> 01:31:31,799 Larry, look, 1518 01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:34,219 it's been quite a long time. 1519 01:31:34,472 --> 01:31:35,911 A lot of jobs. 1520 01:31:36,281 --> 01:31:38,360 There's no need for this, man. 1521 01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:41,459 Let's just put our guns down... 1522 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:45,979 and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation. 1523 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:49,699 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. 1524 01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:51,779 Repeat: if you kill that man, you die next. 1525 01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:54,499 Larry, we have been friends... 1526 01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:59,659 and you respect my dad and I respect you, but I will put fuckin' bullets through your heart. 1527 01:31:59,780 --> 01:32:01,779 You put that fuckin' gun down now! 1528 01:32:02,547 --> 01:32:04,786 God damn you, Joe... 1529 01:32:05,180 --> 01:32:06,338 don't make me do this. 1530 01:32:06,339 --> 01:32:09,336 Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my dad! 1531 01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:57,979 I'm sorry, kid. 1532 01:34:00,300 --> 01:34:02,699 Looks like we're gonna... 1533 01:34:02,820 --> 01:34:05,739 do... do a little time. 1534 01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:13,499 I'm a cop. 1535 01:34:15,860 --> 01:34:17,379 Larry... 1536 01:34:19,140 --> 01:34:20,819 I'm sorry. 1537 01:34:22,064 --> 01:34:23,663 I'm... 1538 01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:26,179 so... sorry. 1539 01:34:29,020 --> 01:34:30,619 I'm a cop. 1540 01:34:37,020 --> 01:34:38,459 I'm sorry. 1541 01:34:38,940 --> 01:34:41,779 Oh! Oh! 1542 01:34:47,540 --> 01:34:49,379 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1543 01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:02,579 I'm sorry. 1544 01:35:04,651 --> 01:35:07,776 I'm... sorry... 1545 01:35:08,886 --> 01:35:10,370 Larry, I'm sorry. 1546 01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:13,699 Freeze! Drop the fuckin' gun, buddy! 1547 01:35:13,780 --> 01:35:15,499 - Now! - Put the gun down! 1548 01:35:15,580 --> 01:35:17,339 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun, man! 1549 01:35:17,412 --> 01:35:18,647 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun. 1550 01:35:18,673 --> 01:35:19,756 Drop the fuckin' gun! 1551 01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:21,579 We're gonna fuckin' blow you away! 1552 01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:38,819 ♪ Brother bought a coconut He bought it for a dime ♪ 1553 01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:42,219 ♪ His sister had another one She paid it for the lime ♪ 1554 01:35:42,340 --> 01:35:45,899 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She drank them both up ♪ 1555 01:35:45,980 --> 01:35:49,619 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She drank them both up ♪ 1556 01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:53,179 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She drank them both up ♪ 1557 01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:57,179 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She called the doctor, woke him up ♪ 1558 01:35:57,260 --> 01:36:00,499 ♪ And said, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take ♪ 1559 01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:04,099 ♪ I say, Doctor To relieve this belly ache? ♪ 1560 01:36:04,180 --> 01:36:07,659 ♪ I say, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take ♪ 1561 01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:11,499 ♪ I say, Doctor To relieve this belly ache? ♪ 1562 01:36:11,620 --> 01:36:13,139 ♪ Now let me get this straight ♪ 1563 01:36:13,220 --> 01:36:16,699 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut You drank them both up ♪ 1564 01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:20,259 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut You drank them both up ♪ 1565 01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:23,939 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut You drank them both up ♪ 1566 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:27,699 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut You called your doctor, woke him up ♪ 1567 01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:31,019 ♪ And said, Doctor Ain't there nothing I can take ♪ 1568 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:34,579 ♪ I said, Doctor To relieve this belly ache?♪ 1569 01:36:34,660 --> 01:36:38,099 ♪ I said, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take♪ 1570 01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:41,589 ♪ I said, Doctor To relieve this belly ache? ♪ 1571 01:36:41,628 --> 01:36:45,315 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together ♪ 1572 01:36:45,340 --> 01:36:48,819 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Then you feel better ♪ 1573 01:36:48,900 --> 01:36:52,139 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Drink them both up ♪ 1574 01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:56,299 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut And call me in the morning ♪ 1575 01:36:56,380 --> 01:37:01,019 ♪ Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1576 01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:04,459 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1577 01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:10,379 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1578 01:37:10,460 --> 01:37:13,459 ♪ Brother bought a coconut He bought it for a dime ♪ 1579 01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:16,579 ♪ His sister had another one She paid it for the lime ♪ 1580 01:37:16,660 --> 01:37:20,379 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She drank them both up ♪ 1581 01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:24,299 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut She called the doctor, woke him up ♪ 1582 01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:27,139 ♪ Said, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take ♪ 1583 01:37:27,220 --> 01:37:30,819 ♪ I say, Doctor To relieve this belly ache?♪ 1584 01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:34,388 ♪ I say, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take?♪ 1585 01:37:34,408 --> 01:37:37,658 ♪ I say, Doctor Let me get this straight ♪ 1586 01:37:37,721 --> 01:37:41,315 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut You drink them both up ♪ 1587 01:37:41,380 --> 01:37:44,739 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut You drink them both up ♪ 1588 01:37:44,827 --> 01:37:48,106 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut You drink them both up ♪ 1589 01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:51,819 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut You such a silly woman ♪ 1590 01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:55,059 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut And drink them both together ♪ 1591 01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:58,539 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Then you feel better ♪ 1592 01:37:58,620 --> 01:38:02,099 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Drink them both down ♪ 1593 01:38:02,188 --> 01:38:05,716 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut And call me in the morning ♪ 1594 01:38:05,747 --> 01:38:08,779 ♪ Woo-woo Ain't there nothin' you can take ♪ 1595 01:38:08,900 --> 01:38:12,219 ♪ I say, woo-woo To relieve your belly ache? ♪ 1596 01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:15,765 ♪ You say, woo-woo Ain't there nothin' I can take ♪ 1597 01:38:15,766 --> 01:38:18,878 ♪ I say, woo-woo To relieve your belly ache? ♪ 1598 01:38:18,893 --> 01:38:22,378 ♪ You say, ya-ah Ain't there nothin' I can take ♪ 1599 01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:25,859 ♪ I say, wa-ah To relieve this belly ache? ♪ 1600 01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:29,327 ♪ I say, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take? ♪ 1601 01:38:29,328 --> 01:38:32,522 ♪ I say, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take? ♪ 1602 01:38:32,601 --> 01:38:35,899 ♪ I say, Doctor Ain't there nothin' I can take? ♪ 1603 01:38:36,020 --> 01:38:39,499 ♪ I say, Doctor You're such a silly woman ♪ 1604 01:38:39,594 --> 01:38:42,923 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut And drink them both together ♪ 1605 01:38:42,924 --> 01:38:46,259 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Then you feel better ♪ 1606 01:38:46,340 --> 01:38:49,459 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut Drink them both up ♪ 1607 01:38:49,580 --> 01:38:54,178 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut And call me in the morning ♪ 1608 01:38:54,179 --> 01:38:56,257 ♪ Yes, you call me in the morning ♪ 1609 01:38:56,304 --> 01:38:59,979 ♪ If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do ♪ 1610 01:39:00,060 --> 01:39:02,979 ♪ If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do ♪ 1611 01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:06,379 ♪ If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do ♪ 1612 01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:09,899 ♪ If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do ♪ 1613 01:39:09,980 --> 01:39:12,099 ♪ If you call me in the morning... ♪136912