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Hi, my name's Chandler.
I just moved in next door.
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Would you like to battle me
in a post-apocalyptic world...
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...for control of the galaxy's
last remaining energy source?
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Sure, neighbor. Come on in.
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Is Janine around?
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She's at dance class.
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Can I check my room?
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Don't go through her stuff.
She gets really mad.
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Oh, my God.
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It's like a guy never lived in here.
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You gotta be careful. This girl
thing is dangerous. It's spreading.
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It is?
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Is this your pretty pink pillow
on the couch?
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No.
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Is that your tiny little box that's
too small to put anything in?
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- No.
- No.
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Okay, this is not good.
You are a guy, okay?
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This is a "guy's" place.
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Soon, you'll be soaking
your fingers in stuff.
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- You're right. I'll talk to her.
- Talk to her. Be a man.
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- I'm a man.
- Defend yourself.
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We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
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Be right there, sweetums.
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Totally different situation.
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MONICA:
Hey, guys.
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- How was breakfast with Hillary?
- Okay.
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She's still depressed because
she broke up with her boyfriend.
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Is this Hillary,
your hot assistant chef, Hillary?
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- Yeah.
- The one that stares at me?
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No. The one who looked at you once
because you got in her way.
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Still, I could tell. She was into me.
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Why don't you set us up?
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Ooh, are you setting Ross up
with someone?
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Does she have a wedding dress?
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PHOEBE: Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.
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Rachel, I'm making up flyers
to try to get new massage clients.
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So can I come to Bloomingdale's
and use the copy machine?
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Well, sure, but they might think it's weird
considering I don't work there anymore.
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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I got a job at Ralph Lauren.
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Well, that's great. Congratulations.
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A year ago.
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You've lasted all year. Good for you.
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But, Pheebs, you could still use
the copy machine where I actually work.
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But come by at lunch
so my boss doesn't see you.
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Kim will freak out.
She already doesn't like me.
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- I don't think my boss likes me.
- I don't think mine likes me either.
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Maybe it's a universal thing.
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Or maybe because you're all hanging
around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.
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CHANDLER:
Yeah, let's head off to work.
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PHOEBE: Thank you.
RACHEL: Sure.
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You will not believe this.
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I was making copies,
and Ralph Lauren came in.
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Oh, my God. Did you talk to him?
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Yeah, a little. He seems really nice.
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- Good kisser.
- What?
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What?
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- You kissed him?
- Totally.
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Phoebe, are you serious?
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Yeah, I was just in there,
he came in and introduced himself.
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The next thing I know,
we're making out.
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Phoebe, you do know he's married?
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No.
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Phoebe.
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What am I supposed to do, ask every guy
I make out with if he's married?
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No, yeah, I should.
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- Hey, Joey.
JOEY: Hey.
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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
There's a kid in this picture.
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Do you, uh, know this kid?
Is it a relative?
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No. I just thought it was cute.
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Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.
Okay, uh...
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Look, Janine, I really want you
to feel at home here, but...
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...some of this new stuff,
it's too girlie.
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Oh. Like what?
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Uh, like this.
Pictures of cute babies we don't know.
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We can't have that.
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Joey, it's Anne Geddes.
She's a famous artist.
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I don't know this baby.
I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.
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I don't want to be a jerk, but
you're changing too much around here.
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I'm sorry. I just thought
I'd try and make the place a little nicer.
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Yeah, but it's too much stuff.
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You know, you got the candles and
the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.
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Over here, you got
a picture of a watering can.
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- I just thought...
- I'm sure it's a famous watering can.
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But come on.
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And what is with the really hot stick
in the bathroom?
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It's a curling iron.
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Oh. Well, that's okay then.
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Okay, my towels, for instance.
I come into the bathroom...
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...and my towel is not on the floor,
where I keep it.
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It's up here on some hook.
And it smells different.
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- It's clean.
- Yeah, well, it feels different.
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It's dry.
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All right, I can make my peace
with the clean, dry towels.
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Okay, also, what is with
these chips you bought?
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No, no, no. It's potpourri.
You're supposed to smell it.
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Well, that's like summer in a bowl.
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RACHEL:
Oh.
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Kim, hi.
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Uh-huh.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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So I handed in that marketing report,
and I never got to hear what you thought.
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- I didn't read it.
- Ah.
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So, wow, the spring line's really
gonna be great this year, huh?
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Yeah.
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So I hear, uh, Ralph Lauren fooled around
with someone in the copy room.
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[ALARM BELL RINGING]
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Tell me everything.
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ROSS: Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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What's up?
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You know...
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Oh, my God.
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What happened to your teeth?
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I whitened them.
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Really?
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Yeah, what do you think?
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I think I shouldn't look
directly at them.
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Come on, seriously.
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- They're really, really, really white.
- What was wrong with your old...
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...human teeth?
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I did leave the gel on
a little longer than it said to.
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- How much longer?
- A day.
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Ross, tonight is your date with Hillary.
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I know. That's why I did it.
Are they really that bad?
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No. No, no, no.
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You'll be fine.
Hillary's blind, right?
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She will be after tonight.
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Oh, Rach.
Uh, do you notice anything...?
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Your teeth?
Yes, I saw them from outside.
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You guys are never gonna
believe this...
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...but Phoebe made out
with Ralph Lauren.
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- What?
- Oh, my God.
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She ran into him at my office,
and they just made out.
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The craziest thing is,
now my boss likes me because...
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...it's the best gossip
she's heard all year.
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I am proud of all my friends today.
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Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe
made out with Ralph Lauren.
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Ugh. I'm so jealous.
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Hi, I'm Chandler,
your live-in boyfriend.
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Chandler, please. Come on.
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Look at him.
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Well, I am no woman,
but that is one tasty dish.
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Hey.
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Here. Ooh.
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Who's the silver fox?
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That is your make-out buddy.
Don't you recognize him?
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Oh, wait. "Ooh, Phoebe, I love you.
Kiss me, please."
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That's not Ralph Lauren.
It sounds like him, though.
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What?
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Yeah, no, Ralph doesn't look
like that guy.
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He's young, and he's got long hair
and a beard and a Hacky Sack...
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Oh, my God. That's not Ralph Lauren.
That's Kenny the copy guy.
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What?
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Oh, God... I told my boss that someone
made out with Ralph Lauren.
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If she finds out that I lied to her,
she is gonna hate me even more. Phoebe!
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Why would the copy guy
say he's Ralph Lauren?
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To get you to make out with him.
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Oh.
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Okay, maybe this will make them
look less white.
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Nope. Heh.
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Okay, so colors that don't work are...
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...blue, yellow, green, red, black,
white, orange and purple.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
The date starts in an hour.
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Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter,
your teeth wouldn't look so bright.
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Oh, great. So all I need to do
is get some new skin. Thank you.
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If we put just a little bit
of makeup on you...
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Whoa, whoa.
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We're not 13 anymore.
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Ross, this is the only thing left
that has a shot at working.
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Won't she notice I have makeup on?
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Half the guys out there
have makeup on.
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What?
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Half the people... I mean...
Just try it and see.
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No, I am not putting on makeup.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hello? Ross, could you put up
some of these flyers for me?
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No! Demon! Demon!
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Now our drawers will smell nice,
and we didn't waste these pantyhose.
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God forbid we throw out old underwear.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go over to Joey's.
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We're supposed to organize
the wrapping paper.
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Yes, but I've really gotten in touch
with my feminine side enough today.
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In fact, we're two sachets away
from becoming a lesbian couple.
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This has been kind of a girlie day.
You're right. I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I just feel like I need
to be in a guy place...
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...do kind of a man thing.
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Go over to Joey's and...
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...drink some beer and
hammer up some dry wall.
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When guys hang out, they don't just
drink beer and hammer up dry wall.
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When girls hang out, we don't have
pillow fights in our underwear.
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I'm sorry. We do. We do.
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I don't know why I said that.
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Hey, Chandler.
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Come on in.
We're knitting potholders.
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No, thanks, Josephine.
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Ross, I was wondering if...
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Oh, my God. Where are all the men?
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- Oh. Hi, Kim.
- Hi, Rachel.
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Uh, remember that thing that happened
yesterday? Well, it didn't happen.
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You didn't cancel the fabric order
from Taiwan?
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Okay, two things didn't happen.
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Remember I told you someone
made out with Ralph Lauren?
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Well, it turns out that's not true.
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It's not true?
Oh, that's interesting.
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Because I checked. Only one keycard
was used to access the copy machine...
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...yesterday during lunch,
and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, God,
you think I made out with him?
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Listen to me, if you think sleeping
with Ralph is gonna get you my job...
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...you are sadly mistaken.
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Oh, no. I don't want your job. I don't.
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Oh, this is such a mistake.
I didn't make out with him.
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Nobody made out with him.
I did not use my keycard yesterday.
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I don't even know
how to use my keycard.
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KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Yeah. Nothing happened.
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You could cut the sexual tension
in here with a knife.
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After that, what could I do
except become a chef?
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ROSS:
Mm-hm.
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And someday soon,
I hope to open my own restaurant.
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ROSS:
Mm.
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You know, you're a really great listener.
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Most guys I go out with,
they just talk and talk.
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[CHUCKLES]
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After a while, it's like, "Shut your mouth."
You know?
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[LAUGHS]
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I've probably been talking too much.
Why don't we talk about you?
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[MUMBLES]
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Come on, I want to know.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay. I'm from Long Island.
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I came to the city for college.
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Um, I, uh, have a 5-year-old son,
and in my spare time...
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...I like to read spy novels.
But let's talk more about you. Hmm?
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So if you sear the stems
of the flowers first in a frying pan...
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...your arrangement will
look fresh much longer.
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Joey, that is such a great tip.
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Monica, can you excuse us?
I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
240
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,033
Okay, but, Joey, come over later.
241
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,035
I'm gonna teach you
how to make a bird feeder...
242
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,495
...out of just a pine cone
and some peanut butter.
243
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,956
Aw. I love birds.
244
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,835
What is the matter with you?
245
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,338
- What?
- You're arranging flowers.
246
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,966
You got dead flowers.
247
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,136
You've got a picture of a baby
dressed like flowers.
248
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,264
This is not Joey.
249
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,559
Hey, hey, look, I am still Joey, okay?
250
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,687
Flowers, they're just, you know,
nice to look at.
251
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:44,442
And that happens to be a picture
by a famous artist of a famous baby.
252
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,362
You're turning into a woman.
253
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,447
No, I'm not.
254
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,158
Why would you say that?
That's just mean.
255
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,829
Now I've upset you? What did I say?
256
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,083
It's not what you said.
It's the way you said it.
257
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,293
Oh, my God.
258
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,337
I'm a woman.
259
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,931
So now she thinks that I made out with him
and that I did it to get her job.
260
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,725
- Why didn't you just tell the truth?
- I did.
261
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:23,064
She doesn't think anyone would confuse
Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
262
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,902
Well, what if Kenny were the real brains
behind the whole company?
263
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,906
What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy
to be the pretty front man, huh?
264
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,866
Did she ever think of that?
265
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,039
You were with Kenny today, weren't you?
266
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,041
- Just for a second.
- Ugh.
267
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,170
- Phoebe, what am I gonna do?
- Well...
268
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,715
The only thing you can do.
Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
269
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:55,346
I'm not gonna sleep with Ralph Lauren.
I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.
270
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807
Ooh. Sleep with Kenny.
271
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,939
- That wouldn't help me.
- Oh, yes, it would.
272
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,278
- I've had a really good time tonight.
- Mm-hm.
273
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,115
You know, I rarely connect with someone
this much on the first date.
274
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,908
[CHUCKLES]
275
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,869
Me neither.
276
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,457
Uh, I've had a really
good time too, you know.
277
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,210
Are you gonna eat that bread?
278
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,173
Oh, I just like the smell.
279
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,883
Mm.
280
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,427
You make me laugh.
281
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,012
[CHUCKLES]
282
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,973
Would you like to move over
to the couch?
283
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,808
Mm-hm.
284
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,523
Maybe I'll just turn down
the lights a little?
285
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,401
How about all the way?
286
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,070
Okay.
287
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,037
ROSS:
Wow, cool poster.
288
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,332
Or should I say, "groovy poster"?
289
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125
[ROSS CHUCKLES]
290
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,419
So, uh...
291
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,630
...where were we?
292
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,136
Are those your teeth?
293
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,554
Oh.
294
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,767
You can see them, huh?
295
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,645
Yes. They're insanely white.
296
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,147
I did that for you.
297
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,110
What's the matter with you?
298
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,115
What's the matter with me?
You've got a black light. It's 1999.
299
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833
Oh, good. Kim, hi.
300
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:51,838
Hi, Rachel. Oh. I wanted to ask you, have
you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets?
301
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,258
What am I thinking?
Of course you have.
302
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,968
Okay, look.
303
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,428
I'm sorry that I lied to you before.
304
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,433
You were right. Ralph and I were
an item, but we're not anymore.
305
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,768
Oh, really?
306
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,396
Yeah, he dumped me.
307
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,025
He said, "Rachel, I can't do this.
308
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,445
Even though you're a very, very...
309
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,031
...very beautiful woman...
310
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,827
...I can't do this.
I'm married and I'm sorry."
311
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,330
And I don't know why, but he said,
"And you will never get promoted...
312
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,501
...especially not above Kim,
who is an integral cog...
313
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,503
...in the Ralph Lauren machine."
314
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,507
You expect me to believe...
315
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,050
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
316
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,386
KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.
317
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,865
Oh, my God.
318
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:06,245
He just gave you the coldest look
I've ever seen. It's like he hates you.
319
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,039
Then it is true.
320
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,878
Of course it's true.
And it hurts so bad.
321
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,839
Oh, honey, come here.
322
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,925
Oh, it'll be okay.
323
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,637
We've all been there.
324
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,308
You and Ralph?
325
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,853
Kenny the copy boy.
326
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,616
- Hey.
- Hey.
327
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:48,079
- Uh, I need to talk to you.
- What's the matter? You upset?
328
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,957
I'm sorry, but we gotta get rid of
all this girlie stuff in here.
329
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,833
I, uh... I gotta be a man.
330
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,171
Okay? The living room
has to remain a guy place, okay?
331
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,173
That's just the way it has to be.
332
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,009
If that's what you want,
I'll just put it all in my room.
333
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,886
Good. Great.
334
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,597
And, uh, thanks for being
so understanding.
335
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517
I didn't want to make
a big deal out of this.
336
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:14,272
But you could, uh, put the picture
of the famous baby in my room.
337
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,315
I mean, if you want to.
338
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,610
Okay.
339
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,613
And, uh, maybe the watering can there.
340
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,906
Sure.
341
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,575
And a couple of these
little tiny boxes.
342
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,080
Joey, do you want me
to put it all in your room?
343
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,248
Okay.
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