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How can you do this to me, Clem?
Have a stupid dinner party
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instead of an out of
control bachelorette party?
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Is it because you hate me?
You hate me.
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Come on, Ben, it'll be fun.
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We'll have hors d'oeuvres, some wine,
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play charades.
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Charades? Terrific. Okay.
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Two words.
First word: I want to kill myself.
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I'm sorry, Ben,
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but I've had my partying days,
and I'm over it.
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I don't need some big shindig.
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"Shindig"?
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My God. What's happened
to my old friend Clem?
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Oh, I know.
She turned into my old friend Clem.
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Let it go, dude.
Fun Clem is gone, but, hey, man,
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I'm around if you ever want
to hit up some bars in Newark
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that accept my Canadian I.D.
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Oh, honey, I don't do Jersey.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, sweetie.
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How's it going, Ben?
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I'd be better if your
girl was letting me
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throw her an actual bachelorette party.
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Wait, isn't your bachelor
party tomorrow night, too?
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Yeah, that way we only have
to spend one night apart.
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Ugh.
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Please tell me you're having a blowout.
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Oh, yeah. Going out to get
some big, fat, juicy steaks
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with my dad and my best man, Spence.
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A-And then you're going
to your bachelor party?
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That is his bachelor party.
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Oh, girl. Now I know
what happened to you. Him.
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Me? What did I do?
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You're a bad influence on my Clemmy.
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How am I a bad influence?
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I barely drink, I've never smoked,
I don't do drugs.
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Exactly. You sound like a
personal ad on Christian Mingle.
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This girl used to be so much fun.
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And I'm not saying it's
all because of you, Nick,
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but the fun ended
immediately when you began.
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Ben, you are out of your mind.
I pride myself on being fun.
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And not just at home,
ask any of my students.
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I am the funnest World
Literature professor
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at NYU, okay?
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And that proves what? I'm sorry,
I just nodded off for a second.
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Nick doesn't have to prove anything.
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We have all kinds of fun.
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In fact, tonight
we're going to check out
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the open house at Shannon's school,
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and after, we're gonna pop
by Ruby Tuesday's for the...
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Peanut Butter Dream Bar.
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Clem, blink twice if you're
here against your will.
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Hey, Shannon,
I met five of your teachers,
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and only one of them knows who you are.
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And FYI, not a fan.
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Oh, God, here comes Evan.
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All right, be prepared to rescue me.
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Oh, hey, Shannon.
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Hey, Evan, look, I'm really not... Oh.
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Just let us know when you're
ready for us to jump in.
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What the hell was that?
Usually I can't get rid of that kid.
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Looks like Evan's got a girlfriend.
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What? Girlfriend?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, the popular girls must've
dared her to talk to him.
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And hold his hand.
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And kiss him.
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Wow, she will do anything to fit in.
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I thought your sister
couldn't stand Evan?
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Oh, she can't,
but now that he's got a girlfriend,
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he's instantly attractive to her.
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Man, if I could go back to high school
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knowing what I know now,
things would be so different.
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Would you still be in Magic Club?
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Yes.
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So I guess not that different.
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I'm gonna talk shop with
the English department.
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Okay.
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Oh, hello! Hi, I'm Felicia, Sam's mom.
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- Clem Barnes.
- Oh, you must be Shannon's mom.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm her sister.
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Her "not that much older" sister.
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Malinda, come meet Clem.
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Wait, are you Shannon's mom?
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Sister! I'm her sister.
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Well, it's nice of you to spend your
Friday night at Shannon's school.
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When I was your age,
I would've been out clubbing.
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Yeah, when I was my age,
I would've been out clubbing, too.
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Hey, Shannon,
I was just talking about you
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with your English teacher Mr. Rudner.
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Oh, he's my favorite teacher.
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Okay, go ahead, tell him how I'm doing.
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Not well.
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I think you mean, "not good."
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I love teaching,
but some students are a challenge.
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Yeah, I know. I'm also a teacher.
I'm over at NYU.
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Oh! I'd love to get to the big leagues.
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I had to take a second
job just to get by,
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and I'm the most popular teacher here.
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I've got five stars on RateMyTeacher.
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RateMyTeacher? I don't know it.
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Oh, it's a rating site
high school kids use.
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College students, too.
You should check yourself out.
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Yeah, I really don't need a website
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to tell me how I'm doing.
I get enough feedback every day
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just looking at the smiles
on my students' faces.
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What's the website again?
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RateMyTeacher.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna look at that.
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Is that a dot com or dot org situation?
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It was so weird being
around all those parents
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at Shannon's school.
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What's weird is this is
a bachelorette party,
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and the only phallic thing here
are these artisanal pickles.
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And they're so tiny.
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Oh, and did I tell you
that I joined the PTA?
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Which is crazy because I am not a "P."
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But you do got the "T" and "A."
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Hey, Shannon.
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Are you excited to go to your
first ever bachelorette party?
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What bachelorette party?
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Dude, you just got some tiny pickles
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and are playing charades.
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Oh, hi. Sorry.
I thought this was Evan's place.
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No. He lives across the hall.
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Oh, that's funny,
I must've had the wrong...
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Meow!
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Yo, Ben, you don't think I'm fun?
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Look at what my students
are saying about me
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on RateMyTeacher.
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"Professor Stewart makes learning fun.
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Five stars."
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"Most fun I've ever had in class.
Five stars."
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"Fun and kind of a babe.
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Five stars and a chili pepper emoji."
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Oh, here's one.
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"Professor Stewart is a total bore.
One star."
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I thought you couldn't trust
anything on the Internet.
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Wait, what? I am not boring.
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RaisinBran99?
What-What's this kid's problem?
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Sweetie, it's just one bad
review out of 1,000 great ones.
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- Wh-Why would he say that?
- I know why.
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Because you're boring.
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Don't let it bother you, Nick. I mean,
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I'm not bothered by the fact that
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all the women at Shannon's school
thought that I was her mother,
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even though it would basically
be biologically impossible.
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But you go have fun at your party, babe.
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All right, you, too. Love you.
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Are you actually reading
They Came to Talk?
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Who's "they"? They sound horrible.
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Oh, yeah, that's the other thing.
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Those ladies I met made
me join what they called
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"The Fun Moms Book Club."
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"Fun Moms Book Club"?
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Each word more chilling than the last.
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What is happening? I'm 27 years old,
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and I'm talking about the
book club and the PTA,
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and I'm wearing an apron!
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What am I doing, Ben?
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You're dying is what
you're doing. Dying.
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And look at all this.
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I mean, I've turned
my bachelorette party
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into a snooze fest.
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Well, that's it. The snooze fest is off.
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What are you saying?
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I am saying that the booze fest is on!
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All right, I'm here.
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Finally. What took so long?
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The erotic bakery was closed,
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so I had to improvise
at the supermarket.
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I don't think anyone's gonna notice.
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Holy moly!
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I know, right?
They took a kids' baseball bat cake
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and turned it into this.
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And those are...?
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- Two Pikachus.
- Oh...
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That's why they have eyes.
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Ooh! Our first partier has arrived!
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Hello... Oh!
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Rose, hi.
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I brought my famous ambrosia salad.
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You can't come to a
dinner party empty-handed.
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- Hello, Ben.
- Rose!
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What the hell is your future
mother-in-law doing here?
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I forgot that she was on the invite list
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for the dinner party.
What am I gonna do?
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She's gonna freak out
if she sees the cake.
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Well, hello.
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It's a baseball bat.
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Mm-hmm.
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And the little yellow things with eyes?
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Those are testicles.
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I'm sorry, Rose.
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We just decided to switch the
party a couple of hours ago.
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And you forgot to call me.
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I know. It's my fault, completely.
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And if you want to go,
I totally understand,
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'cause this party's
gonna get a little crazy.
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- It is?
- Yeah.
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Thank the Lord!
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What?
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For the life of me,
I could not understand
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why you were gonna have
some boring dinner party.
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But now that I see this...
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I say, Ben,
make Mama a big ole margarita.
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God, I wish Nick had a gay brother
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so I could marry into this family.
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Found him, Mr. B!
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'Sup?
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Shannon, hey.
Uh, what are you doing here?
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Just thought maybe you
could tutor me in math,
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like you always do.
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I don't tutor you in math.
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I do your math homework.
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Oh, my God, is that Beth?
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Hi, Beth, I didn't know you were here.
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Yes, you did.
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You shut the door in
my face an hour ago.
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So, what are we doing?
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We were about to play Mario Kart.
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Yeah, but unfortunately,
we only have two controllers, so...
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All right, I'll stay.
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Whoa. Beth, did you create
your own character?
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That looks exactly like you.
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That's Donkey Kong.
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That's Donkey Kong?
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Whoa, twinsies.
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To Nick, huh?
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- To Nick. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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You okay, son?
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I know getting married is a big step...
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Who the hell is RaisinBran99?
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And why would he say I'm boring?
I need to know.
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Oh, my God, are you still on this?
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Come on, man. Tonight's all
about having fun with your boys.
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Or in this case, your boy, and your dad.
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You know what? You're right. My bad.
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I got to put this whole
thing out of my mind,
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have a good time.
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- Hell yes.
- Yeah.
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Whiskey shots for...
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Brandon Gilbert.
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- Who is Brandon Gilbert?
- Brandon Gilbert?
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Is RaisinBran99.
It's got to be Brandon Gilbert.
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He's always eating
raisins during my lecture.
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It drives me nuts.
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I won't be able to enjoy myself
until I set that kid straight.
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You sound crazy.
Walt, tell him he sounds crazy.
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I say we find Raisin Boy right now,
and take him down.
251
00:12:07,409 --> 00:12:08,527
Yeah.
252
00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:15,234
Ooh! Baby,
253
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,487
I am so sorry. I never should have said
254
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,906
I did that thing with Walt.
255
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:26,662
Baby, if you're gonna play Truth
or Dare, you've got to play it.
256
00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,247
And you played it.
257
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,667
- Mm.
- Mm.
258
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:33,552
You know,
259
00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:35,370
Rose, I never thought in a million years
260
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,423
that I'd be able to, you know.
261
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,925
What? Party with me?
262
00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:41,543
No. No, no, no. Not at all.
263
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,395
I never thought that I'd be able to...
264
00:12:43,481 --> 00:12:45,047
Oh, right. Yes, party with you.
265
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,851
Well, Clem,
I know that when you look at me,
266
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,353
you see a woman who is
totally put together,
267
00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:55,324
full of confidence,
never makes a mistake.
268
00:12:56,157 --> 00:12:58,727
And all that is true.
269
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,614
But there's a different side to Rose.
270
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:06,619
And I like to call her Ms. Fantastic.
271
00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,755
Just got off the phone,
the stripper's coming in an hour.
272
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,574
Stripper?
273
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,176
No, we-we don't want a stripper,
do we, Rose?
274
00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:17,463
Oh, Rose does not.
275
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,266
But Ms. Fantastic?
276
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,352
She didn't come here
for the chips, baby.
277
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,723
What the hell are we watching?
278
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:30,726
Only the greatest episode
of Black Mirror ever.
279
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:33,279
Yeah, this one's an allegory
about life that makes you
280
00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:36,765
question both our reality
and what it means to exist.
281
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:41,270
Hey, how about, instead,
we watch Floribama Shore?
282
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,605
It's an allegory about
trying to get laid
283
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:46,208
on the Floribama Shore.
284
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,913
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
285
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,448
Don't forget to light a match.
286
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,118
That's not what I'm doing.
287
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,753
What are you doing here?
288
00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,121
You never come over,
289
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,557
then I have a girlfriend,
and suddenly, here you are.
290
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,727
I just don't like that you're
with her, okay?
291
00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,062
It makes me feel weird,
and I don't know why.
292
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,566
But I do know this:
293
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,352
she's not the right girl for you.
294
00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:15,688
So...
295
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:19,074
who is the right girl for me?
296
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:22,111
I don't know.
297
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,080
What are you guys talking about?
298
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:27,082
- Dinosaurs.
- You.
299
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,590
Well, well, well.
300
00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,830
Well, well, well.
301
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,284
Professor Stewart.
What are you doing here?
302
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,385
I saw on Facebook
you were here, Brandon.
303
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:50,389
Or should I call you RaisinBran99?
304
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,775
Oh, no.
305
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,343
I am not boring.
306
00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:57,780
And I'm not gonna let your dumb
review ruin my bachelor party.
307
00:14:57,815 --> 00:14:59,732
Wait. This is your bachelor party?
308
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:02,785
Two friends?
309
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:05,487
I'm his father.
310
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,740
So you're spending your bachelor party
311
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:11,360
with your dad in a library.
312
00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,295
Yeah, you're not boring.
313
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,633
Oh, my God, I'm...
314
00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:19,918
I'm boring.
315
00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:24,206
It's okay. You know,
you have other good qualities.
316
00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:26,642
Thank you, Spence.
317
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:29,478
That's why I'm your best man.
318
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:32,681
Well, that's it. I'm done being boring.
319
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,329
Sorry, guys. The bachelor party's over.
320
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,819
- Whoa, what are you talking about?
- Ben was right.
321
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,388
It's my fault Clem's having
this lame-ass dinner party.
322
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,856
So I'm-a go home, rescue her,
323
00:15:40,908 --> 00:15:43,392
and then we're gonna
go out and get crazy.
324
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,861
'Cause my girl deserves to have fun.
325
00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,579
Whoo!
326
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,734
I never want this night to end!
327
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:02,155
Nick?
328
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,272
What are you doing here?
329
00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:04,957
Why aren't you at your bachelor party?
330
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:07,226
I left because I realized
I was dragging you down.
331
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:10,063
If it wasn't for me, you'd be
having some liquor-drenched blowout
332
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:12,131
instead of some boring
dinner party with my mom.
333
00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,300
Don't worry about your mom.
334
00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:17,070
Your mom is enjoying herself plenty.
335
00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:18,838
Well, to hell with these
lame-ass parties.
336
00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:21,941
Okay, get your coat. I'm taking you
out for a night we will never forget.
337
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:25,478
No, no, no.
A night we will never remember!
338
00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:30,717
Yeah, I don't think we're
gonna have to go out for that.
339
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:37,140
Oh, no. You drink water
on your own time, cowboy.
340
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:38,858
Come on!
341
00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:41,894
Dinner party, huh?
342
00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:44,614
I see you've moved on to dessert.
343
00:16:46,951 --> 00:16:48,901
I didn't do this because
you drag me down,
344
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:50,236
because you don't.
345
00:16:50,715 --> 00:16:52,488
I did this because...
346
00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:54,774
I didn't want to feel like a mom.
347
00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:58,494
You know who else doesn't
feel like a mom? My mom.
348
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,413
Shake it, baby, shake it.
349
00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:06,502
I am so happy I get to marry you.
350
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,621
Please tell me that we're
gonna party like this
351
00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,840
every night for the rest of our lives.
352
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,426
Oh, absolutely.
Except for the naked man.
353
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,347
Absolutely.
354
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:24,270
This is an intense game of charades.
355
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:26,239
I like it.
356
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:31,744
Oh, my God. Mr. Rudner?!
357
00:17:32,578 --> 00:17:33,696
Shannon?
358
00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:35,698
Wait, you two know each other?
359
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:39,035
Yeah. Dude, that's my English teacher.
360
00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:43,706
Pants. Pants. Where's my pants?
361
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:45,792
No, no, no.
362
00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:48,294
I think you mean, "Where are my pants?"
363
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:54,467
I assume that "D"
on my paper will be turned into a "C"?
364
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,688
I'll take your "D," Mr. Rudner.
365
00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:10,476
Hey, Evan.
366
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:13,362
Where's Donkey Kong?
367
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,643
You mean Beth.
368
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,283
I broke up with her.
369
00:18:17,335 --> 00:18:19,059
You did? Why?
370
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:22,488
Because... I like you.
371
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,997
And last night it seemed
that maybe you liked me, too.
372
00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:28,377
Well, I don't.
373
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,805
Maybe last night I did
when you were with Beth,
374
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,834
but now that I know you're not...
375
00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:37,553
I don't know.
376
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,232
I think those feelings went away.
377
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,890
So what are you saying?
378
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:43,709
The only way you're into me
is if I'm into someone else?
379
00:18:43,761 --> 00:18:46,679
Nah. No, dude, I'm not that shallow.
380
00:18:48,516 --> 00:18:50,850
Or am I?
381
00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:53,603
Oh, my God, I think I am.
382
00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:56,555
Man, that's dark.
383
00:18:56,608 --> 00:18:57,990
You know what?
384
00:18:58,026 --> 00:19:00,610
I'm gonna see i-if Beth
will get back with me
385
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:03,112
so that you and I have a shot.
386
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,281
Hey, good luck with that, kid.
387
00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:10,086
Why did we party
until 6:00 in the morning?
388
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:15,208
Because your mom dared us to
at 5:00 in the morning.
389
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,710
I think I got partying out of my system.
390
00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:21,631
I know. I heard it leaving your system.
391
00:19:21,716 --> 00:19:25,051
Hey, kids. Good morning.
392
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:29,421
What a beautiful day for a walk.
393
00:19:29,474 --> 00:19:31,807
How are you not hungover?
394
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:33,559
Hangovers are for amateurs.
395
00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:35,278
- And she's a professional.
- Mm-hmm.
396
00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:38,030
Cowboy.
397
00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,982
Ms. Fantastic.
398
00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:46,489
Let's walk, baby.
399
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:48,607
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