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Asia,
land of exotic beauty, untold wonders,
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and home to civilizations
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that have existed
for thousands of years...
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♪ ♪
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Until now.
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Four living legends
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embark on a journey across Asia...
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For the time of their lives.
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Starring TV superstar,
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Henry Winkler.
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♪ Born to be wild ♪
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Cultural icon,
William Shatner.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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NFL Hall of Famer
Terry Bradshaw.
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♪ Born to be wild ♪
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Former heavyweight
champion George Foreman,
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and introducing Jeff Dye as...
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Jeffrey!
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The sidekick.
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♪ Born to be wild ♪
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Tonight, on the final leg
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of their adventure...
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We don't need an international incident.
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Phuket...
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Yours truly is turning 67 in Phuket.
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And Chiang Mai.
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♪ ♪
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I am king of the jungle!
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Ho ho!
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♪ I never want to die ♪
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I never dreamed of seeing
anything like this.
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"Better late...
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You got people behind you.
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Than never.
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This is cool!
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♪ ♪
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Next stop, Thailand!
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So this week,
it's Terry Bradshaw's birthday.
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Right.
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And have you noticed that
Terry is reading your book?
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- I know.
- Yeah.
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You know, one of the rules
when I become 80?
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What?
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The one rule I'm always gonna have is,
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"Just smile. You're lucky you made it."
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- Who said that?
- Martin Luther King?
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I don't know.
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That's always gonna be a saying of mine.
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And maybe it's time for him to grow up.
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Oh.
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- Not a chance.
- Okay.
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Just smile because it's my birthday.
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I should get my way, right?
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♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪
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- That's right.
- ♪ And all these mommies ♪
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♪ look fly today ♪
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♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪
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Uh-uh.
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♪ Save that drama for another day ♪
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♪ Hey ♪ Whoo!
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♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
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Good morning, good morning!
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Wow.
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♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
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Look at it. Gorgeous!
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Boy, isn't that something?
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I'm sick of stopping
every ten seconds to go pee.
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In Thailand, they all ride around
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in these things called tuk-tuks,
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which is kinda like an Uber
except without windows,
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seat belts, safety.
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Ooh, pineapple.
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Mmm! Oh! God dang, that scared me.
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So this probably is not gonna end well,
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but it will end fun.
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What do you think, guys, race?
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Let's go!
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Hey, wait a minute, guys.
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You want some of this?
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- Come on, let's go!
- Get on 'em, baby!
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Wait a minute!
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Guys, for gosh sakes!
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Catch em!
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Fasten your seat belt, boys,
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'cause it is gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Eat my dust, loser!
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We're missing the culture!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Stop it!
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Can you believe this? Look at Shatner.
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You're driving me nuts.
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I'm the one that's doing
all the experiencing here.
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What's wrong with him?
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There's no need for this, guys.
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Let's win!
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- Atta baby!
- You head on down that road!
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What are we doing?
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We don't need
an international incident, guys.
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Kiss my ass!
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Stop it!
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Reasoning with Terry Bradshaw is
like reasoning with a toddler.
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You're all too old for this!
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And that's unfair to toddlers.
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What a way to bring in my birthday!
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, what's going on here?
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What the...
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- What's going on?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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- What's...
- Hey! Hey!
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We round this corner,
then all of a sudden
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we're just stopped dead in our tracks.
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They're having water games.
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I don't know what they're doing.
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- What is everybody doing?
- I don't know.
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Why are you throwing water?
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- Whoa! Why?
- What is this?
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What in the world?
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Oh!
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We can't get through there,
so of course we do
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what you're supposed to do.
We're competitive.
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We jump out and we join in the game.
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Oh, God, George. Get out!
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Whoa!
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- This way.
- What in the name...
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♪ I got this feeling on the summer day ♪
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- Where we going?
- Hey!
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I'm gonna put stuff on your face.
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♪ I don't care I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ ♪
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This is great.
This is an opportunity for Terry
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to just clean the slate
and become a new man.
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♪ I don't care ♪
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I'm must not be... oh!
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I don't care I love it ♪
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Hey, bend over. You need cleansing.
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This is crazy!
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♪ I don't care ♪
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Don't drink the water.
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Now you tell me.
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Ahh!
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We haven't even gotten to the hotel yet.
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I'm gonna be honest with you.
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This is the first shower
I've had in four days.
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♪ I love it ♪
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Welcome to Thailand.
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♪ ♪
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- That was fun.
- Well, it was...
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I'll tell ya. All my sins are gone.
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welcome.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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We're gonna check in the hotel now.
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Oh.
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Wow. Okay.
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Ohh!
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- Wow.
- Thailand!
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Thailand! I love Thailand.
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That was some festival.
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Wait a minute. We're at the wrong hotel.
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Ahh!
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Hi, we'd like to put something
on our bodies forever.
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Ah!
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♪ ♪
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A little further over,
you got my spleen.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay.
- Whoo!
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- I got it!
- Henry!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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This week, Terry Bradshaw's celebrating
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his 67th year on planet Earth,
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so I wanted to make it really special.
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This will be the best decision
we ever made
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over a couple of drinks.
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♪ ♪
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Bill, if you were gonna get a tattoo...
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Yeah.
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Would you get it in Thailand?
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No, I'd get it on my ass.
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Oh.
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Hi, we'd like to put something
on our bodies forever.
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Nervous. I'm real nervous. Can you tell?
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- Yep.
- But I got a real reason
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for doing this. I'm going with this.
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- All right.
- Alpha Omega.
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- Okay.
- Beginning and the end,
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and in honor of my two girls.
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I didn't know you'd get
all "Bill Shatner" on me,
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- you know, with all...
- No.
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I'm a little nervous.
I'm petrified of needles,
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and this is all needles,
so my honest, simple question
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is, "Is it gonna hurt?"
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- Yeah, it will.
- Yeah?
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Well, that was comforting.
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- That's it?
- Yep.
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Can I get a pain level from you?
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Like, one to ten?
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Yeah, about ten.
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Terry's freaking out.
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Hey, what is that stuff they give you
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in a dentist's office?
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Seriously, I'm having trouble
breathing over here.
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But in all seriousness,
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I haven't told anyone or Terry
what I'm gonna get yet.
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But I do know he's gonna be
really flattered
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and it's gonna blow his mind.
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Golly.
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Boy, I am so nervous.
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Someone put
a blood pressure monitor on me.
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What are you, a thousand years old?
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Shut up!
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Loud-mouth 30-year-old. I'm ready!
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Terry is 66 years old.
Why would he want to...
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Don't ask. George...
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- Yes.
- Is sleeping.
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- What's new?
- What's new?
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What are we gonna do?
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We're going to do something special.
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We're going to do something
that's so cultural,
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so part of the country
that we'll never ever forget it.
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Can't wait.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, right there.
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- Oh.
- Ooh, yeah.
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- Bill?
- Yeah.
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I never thought I would be getting
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a couples massage with you in Thailand.
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Henry, I don't want you
to take this too far.
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- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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Wait. Wait.
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Okay. Ow!
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You are bending me into a new zip code.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right!
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This is relaxing?
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Henry, go with it. Get into the muscle.
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Thailand is way more
beautiful than I thought!
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♪ Whoa! I feel good ♪
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Ah! Hey!
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♪ I knew that I would now ♪
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Oh, yeah. Felt something pop.
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What was that?
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Oh, my God!
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♪ So good ♪
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♪ So good ♪
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Oh!
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Oh, oh. Hold it just a second.
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Ho. B... Oh!
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♪ I feel nice ♪
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- Henry?
- Yes?
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- Help me.
- Man, that... that... that...
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- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Okay?
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I'm seeing stars.
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- Ahh.
- That... that... that...
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I challenge you. Make me scream.
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Oh, yeah.
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Terry, yours is done, right?
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No.
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Pfft. , man.
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♪ I know that I can do no wrong ♪
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♪ ♪
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There's no such thing as Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot... Bigfoot's in commercials.
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Well...
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He's the beef jerky guy.
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Ah. Oy-yi-yi.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey! I'm through!
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00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:32,352
All right! First tattoo!
273
00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:35,018
- Let me see what you got.
- Boom.
274
00:10:35,019 --> 00:10:37,227
Get outta here!
275
00:10:37,228 --> 00:10:39,227
- Get outta here!
- Number 12.
276
00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:42,018
I got the number 12 because
it's my favorite quarterback,
277
00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:45,518
T.B.... Four Super Bowls.
278
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,393
Tom Brady.
279
00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:50,060
No, I'm just kidding.
It's Terry Bradshaw.
280
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:56,018
♪ ♪
281
00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:57,643
This is for you, buddy.
282
00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:59,768
When Jeff put a 12 on his shoulder
283
00:10:59,769 --> 00:11:03,602
in honor of me,
that was pretty touching.
284
00:11:03,603 --> 00:11:05,602
That was a pretty special moment for me.
285
00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:08,435
This is the best birthday.
I feel like a new man.
286
00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:10,102
Can I have a tissue?
287
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,852
I'm just kidding.
288
00:11:12,853 --> 00:11:13,893
♪ ♪
289
00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:15,018
- My dude.
- Love it, man.
290
00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:16,393
All right.
291
00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:17,893
A little over. A little...
292
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,144
Massages were great, right?
293
00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:21,602
Are you not happy now?
294
00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:23,227
I should've gotten a tattoo.
295
00:11:23,228 --> 00:11:24,935
A little further over,
you got my spleen.
296
00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,935
♪ Hey! ♪
297
00:11:27,936 --> 00:11:31,018
♪ ♪
298
00:11:36,269 --> 00:11:37,228
I gotta get up there.
299
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,268
Hit him! Oh!
300
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,769
Oh!
301
00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:42,603
Hi there.
302
00:11:44,144 --> 00:11:45,603
- Ha ha!
- Yeah.
303
00:11:49,894 --> 00:11:52,311
Jeff...
304
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,796
- Phuket?
- Phuket.
305
00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:05,921
- I will never...
- Phuket.
306
00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:07,962
I always wanted to come to Asia.
307
00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:09,671
It is more than I thought.
308
00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:11,837
- Amazing, isn't it?
- It's just... the culture.
309
00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:14,296
Maybe we should've got three tuk-tuks.
310
00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:16,296
Tuk-tucked in the middle here.
311
00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:18,671
I'm happy to celebrate
my birthday here in Phuket
312
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,004
with my buddies.
313
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,129
I guess you could say this is my...
314
00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:24,379
"tucket" list.
315
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,837
- Come on, guys.
- Where we headed?
316
00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:29,046
There it is.
That's what I'm talking about.
317
00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:32,171
Terry, I've got the perfect
birthday gift for you.
318
00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,546
Have you ever fought Muay Thai, George?
319
00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:34,962
Never, never, never.
320
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,337
See, I don't believe in kicking.
321
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,379
Well, with your right hand, no wonder.
322
00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,338
Boys, we are going in.
323
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:49,462
Are you ready to rumble?
324
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,504
Whoa!
325
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,296
Oh!
326
00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:54,879
Whoa!
327
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,505
Muay Thai, also known
as "The art of eight limbs."
328
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:01,672
The hands become a sword and knife.
329
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:05,755
The shins and the forearms act as armor.
330
00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:10,171
The elbow is used as a hammer.
331
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,587
Oh!
332
00:13:11,588 --> 00:13:15,171
Legs and knees become the axe and staff.
333
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,546
Oh!
334
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,046
The body grapples for an opening
335
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,130
to take their enemy
to the ground to kill.
336
00:13:23,255 --> 00:13:24,379
Whoo!
337
00:13:27,755 --> 00:13:29,880
That was the one!
338
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:46,462
George Foreman! Whoo!
339
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,629
He's coming down!
340
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,796
George! Go get 'em, big guy!
341
00:14:04,797 --> 00:14:07,254
Look at that.
Look how natural that looks.
342
00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:10,338
Yes!
343
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:16,254
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
344
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,462
I'm gonna do it.
345
00:14:17,463 --> 00:14:19,879
I wouldn't if I were you.
346
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,796
You're not me.
347
00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:23,462
- This is your chance.
- I gotta get up there.
348
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,504
We've had a lot of bad ideas
on this trip.
349
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,504
- Uh-huh.
- This one is the worst, Bill.
350
00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:29,754
Or the best.
351
00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:31,754
I'm gotta try this. I'm going up there.
352
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:36,587
- That's it. He's dead.
- Ding!
353
00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:38,296
Don't hurt yourself, Bill!
354
00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:39,671
This guy's fought dinosaurs.
355
00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,754
Take it easy, Bill!
356
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,754
We didn't get to say
good-bye to this idiot.
357
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:46,462
This just dawned on me.
358
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,337
Thailand is where I said
he'd be checking out.
359
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,462
- You called it.
- I know.
360
00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:55,837
I'm afraid of dying.
361
00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:58,462
He doesn't know this,
but we picked the country
362
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:01,421
we thought he would not
make it out of alive.
363
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,962
I don't wanna be the first to go.
364
00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:04,671
I think he's going down on Thailand.
365
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,504
Thailand.
366
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,962
I just didn't know George
would be the one murdering him.
367
00:15:08,963 --> 00:15:10,337
I thought he was gonna die
368
00:15:10,338 --> 00:15:11,629
from natural diseases or something.
369
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,837
I know.
370
00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:15,379
- Are you ready?
- No. No, no, no.
371
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,796
- Punch him in the pacemaker!
- Oh! Oh!
372
00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:18,379
Oh, no, no, no.
373
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,879
Try and knock me out, George.
How hard can that be?
374
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,504
Oh! Ah!
375
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,379
- Jab, jab, jab!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
376
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,796
Has Bill lost his mind?
377
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:28,379
Okay, hold it. Hold it.
378
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,546
Let's get the gloves.
Let's get the gloves.
379
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:31,504
- Oh!
- What? You want to...
380
00:15:31,505 --> 00:15:33,504
That's sissy, man.
381
00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:36,004
Oh, my gosh. Uh-oh!
382
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,712
Come on, George.
Come on. Come on, George.
383
00:15:39,713 --> 00:15:41,337
Mix 'em up! Come on! George!
384
00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:43,546
I knew George Foreman
when he was a killer.
385
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:44,962
Come on, George!
386
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:47,712
Now he's a mama's boy.
387
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,922
He loves his mama.
388
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:56,587
- Oh, my...
- Oh!
389
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,713
Uh-oh. This isn't good.
390
00:16:06,338 --> 00:16:08,880
Bill!
391
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,921
And down goes Shatner!
Down goes Shatner!
392
00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:19,421
Bill! Bill.
393
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:21,087
Bill, can you hear me?
394
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:24,337
Oh, my God.
395
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:25,754
What happened?
396
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,379
- He hit you in the face.
- Was it good?
397
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,921
You went down like a sack of potatoes.
398
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:32,379
- Was it good? Was it good?
- He was great.
399
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,629
Wow.
400
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,254
There. It's right there.
401
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,254
- That's where the bruise is.
- Wow.
402
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:38,421
Bruise? It's bleeding, right?
403
00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:39,422
Yeah. No, it's not bleeding,
404
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:40,879
but it's turning purple.
405
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,129
Tell me again what happened.
406
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,130
And this one's for your ego.
407
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,421
You... you kept... you...
408
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:45,879
I hate to say I told you so.
409
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,962
Then don't, okay?
410
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:48,212
- I won't.
- All right.
411
00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:49,546
He started hitting me for real,
412
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,129
like, "I don't like this, you know."
413
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:56,379
Let's go see the elephants.
414
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,712
He's giving me a signal.
415
00:16:57,713 --> 00:16:59,629
I wanna ride. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
416
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,172
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
417
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,962
Ooh!
418
00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:05,754
Oh, my God. Here come the monkeys.
419
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:07,087
There's 50 of 'em.
420
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:09,005
Oh! God, don't scare me.
421
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,238
Here we are. It's Terry's birthday.
422
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:23,738
- To our birthday boy.
- Yeah.
423
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,572
Can anybody sing "Birthday"?
424
00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:28,238
He has a really melodic voice.
425
00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:30,697
♪ Amazing Grace ♪
426
00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:32,072
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
427
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,073
Oh, don't do that.
428
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,031
♪ How... ♪
429
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:35,405
He sings gospel.
430
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,363
♪ Oh, Henry, Henry ♪
431
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,863
♪ The Fonz you do ♪
432
00:17:38,864 --> 00:17:40,030
He sings western.
433
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:43,238
♪ My first love story ♪
434
00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:44,572
Doesn't matter where.
435
00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:48,697
♪ To watch the fish swim by ♪
436
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,822
So George and I, we're gonna give Terry
437
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:53,072
a little taste of his own medicine.
438
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,697
Oh, my gosh.
439
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,238
- Want you to know, Terry...
- This is for you.
440
00:17:57,239 --> 00:17:58,738
Awesome, man, song. Just for me.
441
00:17:58,739 --> 00:18:00,613
All right, here we go.
442
00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:08,947
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
443
00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:12,447
♪ Traveled down the road
and back again ♪
444
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:14,863
Why?
445
00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:17,947
♪ And if you threw a party ♪
446
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:19,447
Yeah!
447
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,113
♪ You'd see for yourself ♪
448
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:23,363
Go, George! Yeah!
449
00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:26,405
♪ The biggest gift would be from us ♪
450
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,072
- Yeah.
- Do it!
451
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,197
♪ And the card attached would say... ♪
452
00:18:30,198 --> 00:18:31,863
Bring it to the house, boys!
453
00:18:31,864 --> 00:18:35,280
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
454
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,822
It's a really strange group of people.
455
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:38,947
- Thank you.
- I love you!
456
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:40,405
- Thank you.
- I love you!
457
00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:42,072
- Thank you...
- Oh, my God.
458
00:18:42,073 --> 00:18:44,738
- ♪ For being a friend ♪
- My old song.
459
00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:46,155
Yeah!
460
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,322
Yeah, George, Henry!
461
00:18:48,323 --> 00:18:50,780
Awesome, baby! Awesome!
462
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,113
Don't sing it again.
463
00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,072
I gotta be honest with you.
464
00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:56,113
Kinda nice to have this part
of the trip be all about me.
465
00:18:56,114 --> 00:18:58,822
This is nice, and for once,
it's not about Bill,
466
00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:01,322
which, I'm sure,
he won' sleep all night long...
467
00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:03,780
pouting.
468
00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,655
I, too, got you a little something.
469
00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:07,488
I'll just give the code word here.
470
00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:12,488
This is for you, T.B. Happy birthday.
471
00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:13,822
♪ My boy lollipop ♪
472
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:16,030
Ah, geez.
473
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,655
Oh, boy.
474
00:19:21,614 --> 00:19:25,363
♪ ♪
475
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,822
Hey, Bill.
476
00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:28,697
♪ ♪
477
00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:31,113
That's funny!
478
00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:41,322
Oh!
479
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:44,447
♪ ♪
480
00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:46,322
♪ You are my one desire ♪
481
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:47,863
Oh!
482
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:53,863
♪ And me, do I need you? I need you so ♪
483
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:56,697
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
484
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,363
Tonight, America, on my 67th birthday,
485
00:20:01,364 --> 00:20:04,822
I ended up kissing a guy.
486
00:20:08,823 --> 00:20:11,322
♪ And I liked it ♪
487
00:20:12,989 --> 00:20:16,905
♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it ♪
488
00:20:16,906 --> 00:20:20,238
♪ The taste of her cherry ChapStick ♪
489
00:20:20,239 --> 00:20:22,738
Who cares? I'm still smiling.
490
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:28,072
♪ It felt so wrong It felt so right ♪
491
00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:30,655
I'll remember this birthday
for the rest of my life.
492
00:20:30,656 --> 00:20:32,238
It doesn't get any better than this.
493
00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:34,238
Let's win! Let's win!
494
00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:35,988
We're being crazy and goofy and silly.
495
00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:37,155
Whoa!
496
00:20:37,156 --> 00:20:38,863
♪ I liked it ♪
497
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,072
So much fun to be like that.
498
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,905
'Cause life, to me,
is not getting older...
499
00:20:42,906 --> 00:20:43,947
♪ Too good to ♪
500
00:20:43,948 --> 00:20:45,780
Oh!
501
00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:48,280
♪ Ain't no big deal ♪
502
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,613
But feeling younger.
503
00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:55,530
And I definitely feel younger,
especially after this trip.
504
00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:57,947
Look at this.
You got a whole birthday cake.
505
00:20:57,948 --> 00:20:59,447
Well, we had a great party.
506
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:00,780
- Yep.
- I think that Terry now
507
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,738
is older and wiser.
508
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,238
You know, I love Terry the way he is.
509
00:21:05,239 --> 00:21:06,239
Yeah, so do I.
510
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,072
Whoa!
511
00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:12,406
Happy birthday, baby!
512
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,489
Next stop, Chiang Mai!
513
00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:27,488
Well, this is the last leg on our trip.
514
00:21:27,489 --> 00:21:29,947
♪ Chiang Mai ♪
515
00:21:29,948 --> 00:21:32,072
We're all in good spirits. You know why?
516
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,655
None of us kicked the bucket.
517
00:21:33,656 --> 00:21:35,947
Hi!
518
00:21:35,948 --> 00:21:37,488
Was that the pilot?
519
00:21:37,489 --> 00:21:40,155
Yes, it's on automatic
and they don't worry
520
00:21:40,156 --> 00:21:41,780
about things like that in Thailand.
521
00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:43,405
Like landing?
522
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:46,822
♪ Chiang Mai ♪
523
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:47,988
Oh, yeah.
524
00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:49,655
Thank you. Thank... Great job.
525
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:52,238
Pray for 'em.
They're all on their last leg.
526
00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:53,322
Thank you.
527
00:21:56,323 --> 00:22:04,406
♪ ♪
528
00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:13,447
- Hey, Bill.
- Yeah.
529
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:15,322
What does Chiang Mai mean?
530
00:22:15,323 --> 00:22:18,863
Chiang Mai means
"Land of a Thousand Suns."
531
00:22:18,864 --> 00:22:20,363
Are you making it up,
or you telling me...
532
00:22:20,364 --> 00:22:21,697
I do not make things up.
533
00:22:21,698 --> 00:22:23,197
Of course I'm making it up.
534
00:22:23,198 --> 00:22:24,613
I don't want people
to know I know nothing.
535
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,280
I've been making things up
this whole trip.
536
00:22:26,281 --> 00:22:29,322
Hi, there! We're from America.
God bless you.
537
00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:31,030
We're in Chiang Mai!
538
00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:32,656
Chiang Mai! ♪ Chiang Mai ♪
539
00:22:34,364 --> 00:22:35,697
Hello!
540
00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:38,155
Okay, not all at once.
541
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,030
We finally made it to Chiang Mai,
542
00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:41,488
the last stop on this trip.
543
00:22:41,489 --> 00:22:43,197
I know.
544
00:22:43,198 --> 00:22:44,738
- Where's Jeff gonna put us?
- I don't know.
545
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,197
Yeah, you're worried.
546
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,238
Concerned, I think, is the word.
547
00:22:47,239 --> 00:22:48,698
Yeah. Okay.
548
00:22:50,823 --> 00:22:54,238
Holy cow! Look at this place!
549
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,322
This is magnificent.
550
00:22:57,323 --> 00:22:58,738
Imagine how good the breakfast buffet
551
00:22:58,739 --> 00:22:59,863
is gonna be.
552
00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:03,363
Welcome to Chiang Mai.
553
00:23:03,364 --> 00:23:04,572
We're here.
554
00:23:04,573 --> 00:23:07,530
Cue the slow-mo entrance.
555
00:23:07,531 --> 00:23:11,863
♪ Let's show 'em why
they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪
556
00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:14,738
♪ Why you think they call me
Mr. Worldwide? ♪
557
00:23:17,656 --> 00:23:21,905
♪ Let's show 'em why
they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪
558
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:24,738
♪ Why you think they call me
Mr. Worldwide? ♪
559
00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:26,613
Wow.
560
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,363
It's beyond "wow."
561
00:23:28,364 --> 00:23:29,572
♪ Hold up ♪
562
00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:31,613
I love this place. It's authentic,
563
00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:32,780
it's beautiful,
the architecture, the grounds.
564
00:23:32,781 --> 00:23:34,447
Gorgeous.
565
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:38,947
Only thing missing is
a big ol' 60-inch high-def TV
566
00:23:38,948 --> 00:23:41,863
with every sports channel in the world.
567
00:23:41,864 --> 00:23:43,113
It's very moving.
568
00:23:43,114 --> 00:23:44,863
Yeah, for some more than others.
569
00:23:44,864 --> 00:23:49,197
Terry, even the bathrooms are nice!
570
00:23:49,198 --> 00:23:50,489
God.
571
00:23:53,073 --> 00:23:54,738
- To the left. To the left!
- To the where?
572
00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:03,947
That is incredible.
His eyes are wide open.
573
00:24:03,948 --> 00:24:05,238
Listen, I can only do so much.
574
00:24:05,239 --> 00:24:06,781
You've gotta also moisturize.
575
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,447
Please, please!
576
00:24:11,906 --> 00:24:13,447
You gotta be kidding me.
577
00:24:13,448 --> 00:24:14,698
- It's not working.
- Are you kidding me?
578
00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:31,128
♪ ♪
579
00:24:31,163 --> 00:24:32,074
Good afternoon, everybody.
580
00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:33,222
Nice to see you.
581
00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:34,390
Welcome to The Royal Villa.
582
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,515
We're your butlers.
583
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:36,890
- We got butlers.
- You do.
584
00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:38,390
- Serious?
- Yes, sir.
585
00:24:38,391 --> 00:24:40,223
Whatever we want, we just hit a bell.
586
00:24:41,808 --> 00:24:43,223
Of course. Allow me to show you around.
587
00:24:43,224 --> 00:24:44,807
I have a request actually.
588
00:24:44,808 --> 00:24:46,765
- Of course, of course.
- Thank you so much.
589
00:24:46,766 --> 00:24:48,432
- ♪ What I want you've got ♪
- Whoo-hee!
590
00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:51,265
- Beautiful.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
591
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:53,932
Okay.
592
00:24:53,933 --> 00:24:56,265
♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪
593
00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,932
I wanna move into this place.
594
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,598
This is awesome!
595
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,098
Right. Right, right.
596
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:04,598
Right, right, right,
right, right, right.
597
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:06,432
Hey, sweetheart. T.B. here.
598
00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:08,265
There you go.
599
00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:09,765
Your husband. Get the dogs,
we're moving to Thailand.
600
00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:11,848
This place is awesome.
Wait till you see this.
601
00:25:11,849 --> 00:25:13,765
To the left. To the left!
602
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:17,099
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
603
00:25:20,349 --> 00:25:22,515
Jeff! Jeff.
604
00:25:22,516 --> 00:25:24,598
- Yeah?
- He's close.
605
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:26,348
He's close, real close.
606
00:25:26,349 --> 00:25:28,140
Yeah, he's right here.
607
00:25:28,141 --> 00:25:31,140
There's a man with him.
608
00:25:31,141 --> 00:25:33,140
I was talking about the man.
609
00:25:33,141 --> 00:25:36,140
One of the chefs gives a cooking class,
610
00:25:36,141 --> 00:25:37,640
and I signed us up.
611
00:25:37,641 --> 00:25:40,140
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
612
00:25:40,141 --> 00:25:42,473
♪ Ooh, ooh you, you ♪
613
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,807
That is the hottest pepper in Thailand?
614
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:44,932
- Right.
- Taste it.
615
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:46,140
No, no, no. Don't eat it now.
616
00:25:46,141 --> 00:25:47,640
- Don't try.
- Look. Look.
617
00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,140
♪ Ow! ♪
618
00:25:49,141 --> 00:25:51,390
That's hot.
619
00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:53,723
- That's hot.
- I just said, "Don't eat it."
620
00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:55,807
- I thought you were joking.
- No, I'm not joking.
621
00:26:01,474 --> 00:26:03,057
Okay, so...
622
00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:08,932
♪ You make my dream come true ♪
623
00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:11,932
I could've been a contender.
624
00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:14,015
Here you go.
625
00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:16,682
- What did you make?
- We made a curry chicken.
626
00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:20,848
And this is bass. Come on.
627
00:26:20,849 --> 00:26:23,015
- That is so good, I can't-
- All right, see?
628
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,015
It's good. Now I'd like more.
629
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,515
- Can I give you more?
- Yes, please.
630
00:26:26,516 --> 00:26:28,265
Oh, but you don't want
the pepper, right?
631
00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:31,348
Oh, no! Do not go near that.
632
00:26:31,349 --> 00:26:33,515
This is the hottest pepper...
633
00:26:33,516 --> 00:26:36,182
In Thailand.
634
00:26:36,183 --> 00:26:37,433
Yeah, go ahead, Bill.
635
00:26:38,516 --> 00:26:39,848
This is the one?
636
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,391
That's the one.
637
00:26:44,516 --> 00:26:52,683
♪ ♪
638
00:27:04,141 --> 00:27:05,890
- Ahh.
- Whoo!
639
00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,557
Whoo! The Fonz would say...
640
00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:08,973
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
641
00:27:11,558 --> 00:27:13,057
Where are we going?
642
00:27:13,058 --> 00:27:17,057
- I want to see an elephant.
- Me too, baby, me too.
643
00:27:17,058 --> 00:27:19,140
I love elephants.
644
00:27:19,141 --> 00:27:20,890
- I was down in the library.
- Yeah.
645
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:23,973
I did research on this.
It's the adventure of the trip.
646
00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:26,473
- This is the jungle, gentlemen.
- I love the jungle.
647
00:27:26,474 --> 00:27:31,890
This is where the amoeba are
that swim up your penis,
648
00:27:31,891 --> 00:27:34,015
and they have to go in
with little baskets...
649
00:27:34,016 --> 00:27:35,765
- Ugh.
- To scrape them out.
650
00:27:35,766 --> 00:27:37,348
Hey, I'll try anything once.
Let's do this.
651
00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:38,932
The only thing good about that
652
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,932
is how long it takes to get them out.
653
00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:45,515
Or in my case, how long it
takes them to get up.
654
00:27:45,516 --> 00:27:47,849
I never thought I'd hear so
much about your guys' penises.
655
00:27:51,433 --> 00:27:52,765
There's a bend in the river coming up,
656
00:27:52,766 --> 00:27:55,182
so I suggest we follow it, okay?
657
00:27:55,183 --> 00:27:57,932
Actually, there's no choice, right?
658
00:27:57,933 --> 00:28:00,682
So here we are on the big Taeng River,
659
00:28:00,683 --> 00:28:04,432
and this river is part
of the history of the country.
660
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,890
And that's what
WE'RE HERE FOR: the history.
661
00:28:06,891 --> 00:28:10,433
Thank you very much.
That was so beautiful.
662
00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:16,723
Oh, my goodness. Hello, elephants.
663
00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:19,599
- Look at this.
- Hello.
664
00:28:27,641 --> 00:28:29,640
First that you need do,
665
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,473
get to know the names of the animals.
666
00:28:32,474 --> 00:28:34,390
- Okay.
- Her name is Natalie.
667
00:28:34,391 --> 00:28:35,473
- Natalie.
- Oh, I know a Natalie.
668
00:28:35,474 --> 00:28:37,307
She's 15 years old.
669
00:28:37,308 --> 00:28:39,057
- Hello, I'm George-
- I'm gonna say hello.
670
00:28:39,058 --> 00:28:40,473
- And I'm so glad to meet you.
- What is your name?
671
00:28:40,474 --> 00:28:43,057
- Sugar Cane.
- Sugar Cane.
672
00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:46,223
I'm Henry. Hi!
673
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:49,307
I cannot believe I'm standing
in front of one of these things.
674
00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:52,807
- How cool is that?
- Hello, Natalie. Hello.
675
00:28:52,808 --> 00:28:55,140
Elephants have one of the highest
676
00:28:55,141 --> 00:28:57,182
intelligences that we know.
677
00:28:57,183 --> 00:29:01,182
They may even be superior
in many ways to human beings.
678
00:29:03,349 --> 00:29:06,515
They've got all this ability
to communicate
679
00:29:06,516 --> 00:29:09,348
both locally and thousands of miles.
680
00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:11,182
Why would they have that
681
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:14,348
unless they were saying things
that were meaningful?
682
00:29:14,349 --> 00:29:16,598
He's giving me a signal in shaking.
683
00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:18,182
He's vibrating.
684
00:29:18,183 --> 00:29:20,848
We don't understand elephants yet.
685
00:29:20,849 --> 00:29:24,265
What a marvelous place to investigate.
686
00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:26,766
You're big. Man, you're really big.
687
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:29,932
- Me!
- We can ride?
688
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:31,848
I wanna ride.
689
00:29:31,849 --> 00:29:34,515
The one thing that I really
wanted to do on this trip
690
00:29:34,516 --> 00:29:38,723
was to be up close to an elephant.
691
00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:39,807
Yeah.
692
00:29:39,808 --> 00:29:41,057
- Grab the ear.
- Hold that.
693
00:29:41,058 --> 00:29:42,058
- Yeah.
- And then kick the legs.
694
00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:43,515
- Kick the leg.
- Kick the legs.
695
00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:44,973
- He gives you a shelf.
- Yes, give you a shelf.
696
00:29:44,974 --> 00:29:48,057
And then, step there.
Okay, up. Up. Okay.
697
00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:50,141
Wah, wah!
698
00:29:51,641 --> 00:29:55,223
I am king of the jungle!
699
00:29:55,224 --> 00:29:56,558
Ha-ho!
700
00:29:57,974 --> 00:29:59,641
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
701
00:30:03,224 --> 00:30:05,140
Whoo!
702
00:30:05,141 --> 00:30:07,223
I've never felt like this before.
703
00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:08,640
This is incredible.
704
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,057
- Terry, you can get up.
- No.
705
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,390
I'm sure you can.
706
00:30:11,391 --> 00:30:14,641
This is so wonderful.
707
00:30:21,016 --> 00:30:23,432
Now that motion was really good.
708
00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:25,723
His eyes are wide open.
709
00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,848
Fantastic!
710
00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,598
Drawing flowers!
711
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:32,474
That is beautiful, Sugar Cane.
712
00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:38,182
I think we all knew
713
00:30:38,183 --> 00:30:42,515
how incredible this experience was
714
00:30:42,516 --> 00:30:45,391
that was given to us, like, this gift.
715
00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,765
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
716
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,432
Oh, we got a breakthrough.
717
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,848
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
718
00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
719
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,223
Hey, baby.
720
00:31:04,308 --> 00:31:06,473
- Nice job, Terry!
- Oh, my goodness!
721
00:31:06,474 --> 00:31:07,973
Bill.
722
00:31:07,974 --> 00:31:10,140
- Yeah.
- Terry.
723
00:31:10,141 --> 00:31:12,973
My God.
724
00:31:12,974 --> 00:31:14,724
Hello, everyone.
725
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,765
Listen, I can only do so much.
726
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:20,640
You've gotta also moisturize.
727
00:31:20,641 --> 00:31:23,557
- Can you imagine you touching...
- No.
728
00:31:23,558 --> 00:31:24,890
- An elephant?
- This is beyond anything
729
00:31:24,891 --> 00:31:26,473
I've ever experienced.
730
00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:31,140
This is, for me,
the moment I'm almost...
731
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:32,891
- That's it.
- Yeah.
732
00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:37,973
I really felt a connection with him.
733
00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:40,973
It was amazing, wasn't it?
734
00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:43,682
This is an awesome trip
735
00:31:43,683 --> 00:31:45,348
and I definitely don't want it to end.
736
00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,182
You want me to go away?
Look. I'm moving away.
737
00:31:53,183 --> 00:31:55,182
- Look at that.
- There you go.
738
00:31:55,183 --> 00:31:57,098
That's your souvenir?
739
00:31:57,099 --> 00:31:59,265
So that's what you're gonna do
in a lonely hotel room.
740
00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:01,182
No, this is for...
741
00:32:01,183 --> 00:32:05,933
♪ ♪
742
00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:13,670
Okay, guys, next stop,
the Long Neck Tribe.
743
00:32:13,671 --> 00:32:15,586
One more adventure, boys.
744
00:32:15,587 --> 00:32:17,920
I've read about these ladies
with the... with the rings...
745
00:32:17,921 --> 00:32:19,420
- Yeah.
- Around their neck.
746
00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:21,420
I think it's right around the bend here.
747
00:32:21,421 --> 00:32:23,628
Oh, my gosh. It's a little village.
748
00:32:23,629 --> 00:32:25,921
Look at how amazing this is.
749
00:32:28,796 --> 00:32:30,545
♪ ♪
750
00:32:35,129 --> 00:32:37,795
Hi. Hello.
751
00:32:37,796 --> 00:32:39,546
This is something else.
752
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,129
Oh, my gosh. Beautiful.
753
00:32:51,129 --> 00:32:52,628
This is like "National Geographic."
754
00:32:52,629 --> 00:32:54,128
- Yeah. Truly.
- Uh...
755
00:32:54,129 --> 00:32:56,295
- Yeah.
- The first time I ever saw
756
00:32:56,296 --> 00:32:58,961
a picture was in National Geographic.
757
00:32:58,962 --> 00:33:01,545
- I'm telling you, as kids...
- And here we are.
758
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,336
Not only were you
looking for long necks;
759
00:33:03,337 --> 00:33:06,503
you were looking for them
without their shirt on.
760
00:33:06,504 --> 00:33:08,086
Did you do that?
761
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,628
You're looking at me blankly.
762
00:33:11,004 --> 00:33:14,253
- Wow.
- Does it... does it hurt?
763
00:33:14,254 --> 00:33:16,503
- No. No.
- No?
764
00:33:16,504 --> 00:33:18,503
- Heavy.
- Can you take it off?
765
00:33:18,504 --> 00:33:20,461
- No.
- No.
766
00:33:20,462 --> 00:33:21,836
- You know why they wear 'em?
- No.
767
00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:24,586
- For beauty.
- Yes, I can see that.
768
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:28,336
It's also for protection
from either a tiger bite
769
00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,336
or bad spirits' bites.
770
00:33:30,337 --> 00:33:32,212
- Of course you would know that.
- Of course.
771
00:33:35,171 --> 00:33:38,170
This little, tiny house
772
00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:41,836
is every bit as big
as my grandmother's house,
773
00:33:41,837 --> 00:33:45,628
which was just a tiny,
tiny kitchen with a wood stove.
774
00:33:45,629 --> 00:33:47,211
- Where? Where? Where?
- In Sparta, Tennessee.
775
00:33:47,212 --> 00:33:48,711
Right now? You're saying
this house right here.
776
00:33:48,712 --> 00:33:50,545
- Just... I'm not exa...
- I understand.
777
00:33:50,546 --> 00:33:51,546
- It was just that small.
- Did you go to it?
778
00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:53,378
- I understand.
- Oh, yeah.
779
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:57,711
And they had a creek like this
that my dad damned up himself
780
00:33:57,712 --> 00:33:59,711
and used for a swimming hole.
781
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:02,711
This just... this is pretty amazing.
782
00:34:02,712 --> 00:34:04,295
What am I doing?
783
00:34:04,296 --> 00:34:05,795
I'm acting like Bill Shatner now.
784
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:07,545
God forbid I do that.
785
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,878
That's cr...
786
00:34:09,879 --> 00:34:12,211
Sorry. Sorry.
787
00:34:12,212 --> 00:34:14,045
Hey, guys, look.
788
00:34:14,046 --> 00:34:15,046
Got a guitar.
789
00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:16,378
Oh, no.
790
00:34:16,379 --> 00:34:18,128
Grand Ole Opry here!
791
00:34:18,129 --> 00:34:22,211
It looks like I've stumbled up
on a tribal jam session.
792
00:34:22,212 --> 00:34:23,961
Whoa.
793
00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:29,170
Look at that. That's homemade.
794
00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:33,253
♪ ♪
795
00:34:33,254 --> 00:34:34,836
- Wonderful.
- Okay.
796
00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:36,920
That was great. Thank you. Thank you.
797
00:34:36,921 --> 00:34:39,753
You, um...
798
00:34:39,754 --> 00:34:41,170
Don't mind if I do.
799
00:34:41,171 --> 00:34:44,253
♪ I was walking in the village ♪
800
00:34:44,254 --> 00:34:47,086
♪ One night with my friends ♪
801
00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,503
♪ I walked across some women ♪
802
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,920
♪ Wearing a big ol' happy grin ♪
803
00:34:52,921 --> 00:34:55,170
Listening to Terry sing for five weeks,
804
00:34:55,171 --> 00:34:57,753
I wish we could put a couple
of rings around his neck.
805
00:34:57,754 --> 00:34:59,336
Now let's all do harmony.
806
00:35:02,087 --> 00:35:04,003
Please, Lord, make it stop.
807
00:35:04,004 --> 00:35:05,004
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- I told you...
808
00:35:08,296 --> 00:35:10,295
Oh, my God!
809
00:35:10,296 --> 00:35:11,461
Okay. Okay.
810
00:35:11,462 --> 00:35:13,295
Now we're in a, uh...
811
00:35:13,296 --> 00:35:16,128
- Wow, look at this rain.
- Now it's a little heavy.
812
00:35:16,129 --> 00:35:17,545
Sweet Jesus.
813
00:35:18,796 --> 00:35:21,795
This is something else.
814
00:35:21,796 --> 00:35:24,461
Whoop.
815
00:35:24,462 --> 00:35:26,461
She likes it.
816
00:35:26,462 --> 00:35:28,545
I've done a lot of things
in my life, but this trip...
817
00:35:28,546 --> 00:35:30,795
You've destroyed my weapon.
818
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,753
Has put everything in perspective.
819
00:35:37,129 --> 00:35:39,295
Whoa.
820
00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:41,628
I never dreamed
of seeing anything like this.
821
00:35:41,629 --> 00:35:43,461
Whoa! Right through the legs!
822
00:35:43,462 --> 00:35:45,211
It is invigorating
823
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:48,295
'cause you're seeing people
live life to its fullest
824
00:35:48,296 --> 00:35:50,128
without asking for an awful lot
825
00:35:50,129 --> 00:35:52,003
other than a good family, their health.
826
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:53,503
People have millions of dollars
827
00:35:53,504 --> 00:35:56,628
and are never satisfied or happy.
828
00:35:56,629 --> 00:35:57,836
These people are.
829
00:36:00,171 --> 00:36:01,920
You want me to go away?
Look. I'm moving away.
830
00:36:01,921 --> 00:36:03,003
- Look at that.
- There you go.
831
00:36:05,004 --> 00:36:08,003
Ooh.
832
00:36:08,004 --> 00:36:10,670
Wait, wait, wait.
833
00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:13,170
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
834
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,420
Uh-oh.
835
00:36:15,421 --> 00:36:17,753
He's picking up sticks now. I quit.
836
00:36:17,754 --> 00:36:19,753
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
837
00:36:19,754 --> 00:36:21,503
- Bye.
- Bye.
838
00:36:21,504 --> 00:36:23,836
I was a little reluctant
to leave the hotel.
839
00:36:23,837 --> 00:36:25,753
But this village...
I really wouldn't want
840
00:36:25,754 --> 00:36:29,503
to be anywhere but right here right now.
841
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:31,503
Definitely made this trip worthwhile.
842
00:36:31,504 --> 00:36:33,462
Bye-bye.
843
00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:36,545
Wow!
844
00:36:36,546 --> 00:36:39,211
I want to know more
about what Bill feels
845
00:36:39,212 --> 00:36:41,003
instead of about what Bill knows.
846
00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:43,045
How do you feel?
847
00:36:58,512 --> 00:37:02,344
Well, we survived, uh, four countries,
848
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,344
six cities,
849
00:37:04,345 --> 00:37:06,928
and, I think we all agree,
850
00:37:06,929 --> 00:37:10,344
around 25,000 stories from Bill.
851
00:37:10,345 --> 00:37:12,511
At least.
852
00:37:12,512 --> 00:37:15,719
- ♪ Bang bang into the room ♪
- ♪ I know you want it ♪
853
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,344
- ♪ Bang bang all over you ♪
- ♪ I'll let you have it ♪
854
00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:21,719
Here we are at the last dinner.
855
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,386
Yes. The lana dinner.
856
00:37:24,387 --> 00:37:27,053
I've never seen anything
like this in my life.
857
00:37:27,054 --> 00:37:28,886
Wow.
858
00:37:28,887 --> 00:37:31,886
- Holy cow.
- I'm speechless.
859
00:37:31,887 --> 00:37:33,929
I don't believe it.
860
00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:40,219
I want you to know I've never
been so happy in my life
861
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:43,886
that I'm sitting at this table
862
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:48,553
after what we did together.
863
00:37:48,554 --> 00:37:49,886
I never spend time with people.
864
00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:51,886
- I'm a loner.
- Yeah?
865
00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:53,386
But that was the best part of it,
866
00:37:53,387 --> 00:37:56,261
was spending time with each of you.
867
00:37:56,262 --> 00:37:58,344
Walking up those stairs.
868
00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:00,094
- To Mount Fuji?
- Mount Fuji.
869
00:38:00,095 --> 00:38:01,719
I'd run out of energy.
870
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,178
I hadn't done that kinda exercise...
871
00:38:03,179 --> 00:38:06,053
in years. Show me the mountain!
872
00:38:06,054 --> 00:38:08,261
And I wanted to stop, but Henry came up
873
00:38:08,262 --> 00:38:11,261
and just lifted me
and I got all my strength back.
874
00:38:11,262 --> 00:38:13,511
I made it! I made it!
875
00:38:13,512 --> 00:38:15,928
- And look at that.
- That is gorgeous.
876
00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:18,678
This trip made me about as strong
877
00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:20,428
as I've ever been in my life.
878
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,094
I really learned that I can do anything.
879
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:27,094
The day you retire is the day
you start dying.
880
00:38:27,095 --> 00:38:29,011
- That is true. I believe that.
- Don't ever retire.
881
00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:31,928
And Mr. Shatner,
he's living proof that...
882
00:38:31,929 --> 00:38:33,344
load the docks, baby.
883
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,428
Load the wagons and keep it going.
884
00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:38,303
Kinda came into this thing
mentally kicking and screaming.
885
00:38:38,304 --> 00:38:40,553
Oh! I'm not eating that.
886
00:38:40,554 --> 00:38:43,553
- You're being a child.
- Yeah, baby!
887
00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:45,969
But this trip really did change my life.
888
00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:47,803
Welcome to Kyoto, boys!
889
00:38:47,804 --> 00:38:50,469
And for all of you right now
that are sitting back
890
00:38:50,470 --> 00:38:52,136
and you're eating potato chips...
891
00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:56,303
Oh, God, would I have
loved potato chips on this trip!
892
00:38:56,304 --> 00:38:59,719
I encourage you,
get up and explore the world.
893
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,553
Hello, everyone.
894
00:39:01,554 --> 00:39:04,053
Ahh! It will change you.
895
00:39:04,054 --> 00:39:07,969
And Shatner's right, change is good.
896
00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:09,719
But don't tell him that.
897
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,136
I'll say one thing.
898
00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:13,636
I wanna know more about what Bill feels
899
00:39:13,637 --> 00:39:15,886
instead of about what Bill knows.
900
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:18,344
- Nobody asked me.
- How do you feel?
901
00:39:22,012 --> 00:39:25,844
In my somewhat longer life than yours,
902
00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:27,844
I have never and would never
903
00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:31,178
have experienced
what we have done together.
904
00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:32,928
Hah! Oh!
905
00:39:32,929 --> 00:39:36,678
Five weeks, living
with somebody 24 hours a day...
906
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:39,094
Why do I think of peaches?
907
00:39:39,095 --> 00:39:41,178
Will either make you or break you.
908
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,178
This made it for me,
in terms of friends.
909
00:39:46,012 --> 00:39:49,844
I look forward to sitting
at another table,
910
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:53,344
wherever it may be,
with the four of you.
911
00:39:53,345 --> 00:39:55,678
- Hear, hear!
- Good toast.
912
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:56,637
♪ Surrender ♪
913
00:39:56,638 --> 00:39:58,511
Cheers.
914
00:39:58,512 --> 00:39:59,886
Here's to the big time.
915
00:39:59,887 --> 00:40:01,386
♪ ♪
916
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,178
All right, I'm lighting mine.
917
00:40:04,179 --> 00:40:05,969
One of things they do in Thailand,
918
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,511
when you're at the end of your journey,
919
00:40:07,512 --> 00:40:09,219
you make a wish, you write it down,
920
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:10,636
you put it in the lantern
921
00:40:10,637 --> 00:40:12,803
and the lantern
takes it into the heavens.
922
00:40:12,804 --> 00:40:14,719
Hey, guys, we got ours lit.
How you doing?
923
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,719
The paper is too close to the flame.
924
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,136
How's that?
925
00:40:18,137 --> 00:40:20,053
We also sent one floating down a river.
926
00:40:20,054 --> 00:40:21,469
Remember that?
927
00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:23,886
What happens when it catches on fire?
928
00:40:23,887 --> 00:40:25,053
Oh, my God!
929
00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:26,719
- Whose is that?
- That's yours.
930
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,053
Look at it burning up.
931
00:40:28,054 --> 00:40:31,053
Poor Bill.
932
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,386
Okay, let it go. See what happens.
933
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:34,719
♪ ♪
934
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,136
Best wishes.
935
00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:38,386
Oh, they're all around us.
936
00:40:38,387 --> 00:40:39,719
- Look at this.
- Magic.
937
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,428
How wonderful is this night.
938
00:40:42,429 --> 00:40:44,178
♪ ♪
939
00:40:44,179 --> 00:40:46,261
Well, we did it.
940
00:40:46,262 --> 00:40:47,928
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪
941
00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:49,344
Oh!
942
00:40:51,262 --> 00:40:53,011
The five of us came on this journey
943
00:40:53,012 --> 00:40:57,344
to learn about a culture
we didn't understand.
944
00:40:57,345 --> 00:40:59,261
Oh, my God!
945
00:40:59,262 --> 00:41:01,428
Oh! Oh!
946
00:41:01,429 --> 00:41:02,511
♪ ♪
947
00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:04,094
What we didn't expect was
948
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:07,261
that we would learn
about ourselves and each other.
949
00:41:07,262 --> 00:41:09,761
- ♪ If I could fly ♪
- Whoa!
950
00:41:09,762 --> 00:41:11,594
- ♪ Than I would know ♪
- This is style, man.
951
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,594
♪ What life looks like from up above ♪
952
00:41:14,595 --> 00:41:16,178
♪ And down below ♪
953
00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:18,761
We started off in Los Angeles
as friends,
954
00:41:18,762 --> 00:41:22,094
and we're going back
to our home as family.
955
00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:26,553
- ♪ I'm the satellite ♪
- ♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪
956
00:41:26,554 --> 00:41:28,136
♪ And you're the sky ♪
957
00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:29,969
Look how beautiful this is.
958
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,136
What is the reason we did this?
959
00:41:32,137 --> 00:41:34,261
- To make a wish.
- The wish is...
960
00:41:34,262 --> 00:41:35,969
for more and greater adventures.
961
00:41:35,970 --> 00:41:37,136
- Put it right here.
- Right there.
962
00:41:37,137 --> 00:41:38,303
- Right there.
- Right there.
963
00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:40,219
One, two, three!
964
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:41,719
♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪
965
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,969
Well, a lot of wishes out there.
966
00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:45,053
Look! It's catching on fire!
967
00:41:45,054 --> 00:41:46,636
Oh, my God!
968
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:47,969
Kidding.
969
00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:50,386
♪ And you're the sky ♪
970
00:41:50,387 --> 00:41:52,470
♪ ♪
971
00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:59,540
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