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Asia, land of
exotic beauty, untold wonders,
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and home to civilizations
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that have existed
for thousands of years...
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We don't need
an international incident, guys!
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- Until now.
- Let's win!
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Four living legends...
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Want to go back to the high life?
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- Oh, yes.
- Oh, yeah!
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Embark on a journey
across Asia.
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Oh, my God. Oh,!
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For the time of their lives.
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You gotta indulge in the culture.
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Oh... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Starring
TV superstar Henry Winkler...
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- ♪ Born to be wild... ♪
- Oh...
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my God!
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Cultural icon William Shatner,
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NFL hall of famer Terry Bradshaw...
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- Jab, jab, jab!
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Former heavyweight champion
George Foreman,
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and introducing Jeff Dye as...
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Oh, Goddoggit, Jeff!
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♪ Born to be wild ♪
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South, South Korea.
I want to make that very clear.
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We're here to get you a girl.
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Aah!
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There it is, North Korea.
How far can we get?
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Don't, don't, don't, no.
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- Stop!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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♪ Waste time with a masterpiece ♪
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♪ Don't waste time with a masterpiece ♪
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♪ You should be rolling with me ♪
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♪ You should be rolling with me ♪
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Well, we are on our way to Korea.
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South, South Korea.
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I want to make that very clear.
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We're going to South Korea.
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♪ Talk to me, baby ♪
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Korea, get ready.
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The blonde bomber's on his way.
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- Korea.
- Here we come.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ah ya ya ya ya ya, I keep on hoping ♪
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- Yeah, baby.
- ♪ Eat cake by the ocean ♪
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Good news, guys, we're here.
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South Korea's
the youth capital of the world.
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Well, we're all young at heart.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I just wish the body was...
a little younger.
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Let me guess, you guys
all have to go pee again.
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Yeah, my knees.
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- My heart.
- No!
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- Well...
- You're in good shape.
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I am, but it's...
but it's the blood vessels.
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Guys, the best part
of renting a car in Korea
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is that they hardly ask
for any information at all.
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- Hi. Welcome.
- Hi.
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So far for this trip
we've used planes, trains.
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So I think maybe to mix it up,
now we can use a rental car.
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- This...
- Guys, guys.
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- Porsche.
- Oh, this is a Porsche!
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- Has a diesel.
- Get out of here.
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- No, no!
- Good job, Jeff.
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They spent a lot of money on this baby.
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Whoa, don't touch that.
They're gonna get mad.
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Someone's gonna get mad at you.
It's this one.
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White car, baby.
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- Are you kidding?
- Not this?
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No, no, no, cheaper.
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The future is compact.
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I got shotgun.
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Bill is a creature of comfort.
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- Hey, Bill.
- Yeah.
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I got longer legs. George has got them.
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Why are you getting to sit up front?
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Because I'm the only one
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who can guide us to where we're going.
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You sound like my parents.
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I don't know what
his navigational skills are.
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This is really comfortable.
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I do know that he will have
plenty of room
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for... his legs.
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Oh, my... What's gonna happen to me now?
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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- You all in? Does it fit?
- Get that other leg in, Jeff.
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George, we got to go on a diet.
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All right, George.
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- Nice job, Jeff.
- You got it.
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- Bill, beam it up.
- Throw a ball, will you?
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Okay, bye!
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- Whoa!
- Jeffrey.
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- It's a new car.
- Do you have a license?
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Bill, can you pull your seat up?
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- I'm trying.
- Bye-bye.
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- Turn right.
- Hold on.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, come on, Jeffrey.
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Don't worry about it.-
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- Look over there, look over there.
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That's Seoul tower.
It's the biggest building.
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It's got all kinds of radio
and TV antennas on it.
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- It's a very modern city.
- Boy, I just can't wait
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to really see Seoul
and do something youthful.
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I'm tired of being a grown-up.
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I've lived my whole lifetime
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since I was 15 trying to make ends meet,
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trying to make a dollar.
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$10, $20.
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Now for the first time,
I can reclaim my youth.
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I wonder what these little
roadside cafes taste like.
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Poison.
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I know you guys want
some young adventure,
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and I found us the youngest,
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hippest thing we can find.
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I love that.
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Jeffrey, you over promise,
under deliver.
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Not this time, buddy.
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South Korea's famous for their music,
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called K-pop,
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which is just hot girls
wearing short pants
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and dancing around and singing.
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So I think I love it.
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♪ ♪
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What's the over and under
on the oldest people here?
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- Uh, we are the over.
- Ha!
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I feel like I'm in
the world's oldest boy band.
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- This is amazing.
- They love us.
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We walk into this room,
and the place goes crazy.
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Terry, Terry. Terry.
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I thought they were screaming over you.
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No.
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- Were they screaming over me?
- No.
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Hi.
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Who were they screaming for?
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They were screaming over
a K-pop band right behind us.
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- So humiliating.
- Yeah. Um...
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh, you know me?
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Of course I know you.
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Hello, how are you?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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We're actually gonna
shoot a music video.
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We'd be honored
if you'd be a part of it.
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Well, I have to talk to my agent.
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I'll do it. I want to do it.
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- George is in.
- Do it.
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After you, ladies.
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- Hey, Henry.
- Yeah.
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It's not for us. It's for the band.
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- Oh.
- The kids back there.
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We're gonna get a chance
to be in a video
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with these K-pop girls.
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I never thought I'd get
an opportunity to do that.
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♪ If I ever wanted ♪
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♪ If I ever needed ♪
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♪ Yeah, so tell me what to do now ♪
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♪ Because ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I want you back ♪
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♪ ♪
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Show me the choreographer.
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The first part of the song
is just, like, clapping.
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Yeah, and do really cute moves.
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Cute moves like...
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I can...
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This may come as a surprise
to you, America,
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but I am not trained
in the art of dancing.
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Ahhh!
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Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
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I'm no Fred Astaire.
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I don't want to alarm anyone here,
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but things are just about
to get weird, okay?
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Swag, swag.
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Yeah, now, now, now.
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- Do you know normally dance?
- No.
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You look like a rock star though.
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Thank you.
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Nice shoes.
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Now, I may not know Korean,
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but I sure know
when girls are flirting with me.
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♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪
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What are they saying about me?
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Excuse me, ladies.
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That's cute!
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Where's the music?
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♪ This hit that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer ♪
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♪ That white gold,
this one for them hood girls ♪
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♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
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♪ Stylin', whilen,
livin' it up in the city ♪
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♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪
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♪ Gotta kiss myself I'm so
pretty, break it down ♪
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♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
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♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown
funk gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gon' give it to you ♪
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♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪
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♪ Don't believe me just watch, come on ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ Don't believe me, just watch, whoo ♪
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- No!
- No!
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Gee, gee, gee.
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This jacket is the answer
to all my problems.
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- ♪ Don't believe me...♪
- Gee, gee, gee.
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I'm wearing it everywhere.
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♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
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♪ ♪
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This is the best.
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I feel like a kid.
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Look at it, just look at that,
and look at my hair.
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♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey oh ♪
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Sorry.
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Buddha had better moves than some of us.
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Not me.
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I was...
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That's pretty good.
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Yeah, but you were always cool.
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Yeah... whoa...
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You know.
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- Stand by.
- Let's do it.
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Without further ado, roll 'em, Jack.
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Drum roll, please.
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Although we don't have a drum.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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I think we got it.
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I did, that's why I dragged you here.
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Some things just come natural, girls.
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I have to say,
I cut quite the Asian rug.
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- And me.
- Cute as a button.
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That little tiny button right there.
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Ooh, that was your microphone.
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I pinched your microphone.
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- Smile.
- Kimchi.
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- Yeah!
- All right.
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This feels like "Jaws, The Pedicure."
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Ooh hoo hah!
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Golly, oh!
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North Korea, fellows.
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- Okay, okay.
- Here we go.
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Scat... ugh... scat!
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Uhh... ugh!
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♪ ♪
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Hello, Korea.
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Wow, this is what
the young folks are doing?
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I'm really gonna just kind of step
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out of my comfort zone
and do what the kids do.
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Stay up late,
get to bed around 8:00, 8:15.
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Gonna be a great night.
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Oh! What do you do, catch these?
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- Are those edible?
- That's crazy.
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- Uhh...
- Ooh!
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- What does it feel like?
- Oh, my God.
260
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:52,601
You're not gonna like this at all.
261
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,436
This feels like, "Jaws, the Pedicure."
262
00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:58,268
Aah!
263
00:12:58,269 --> 00:13:00,935
Oh... my... God.
264
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:04,185
Whoo hoo-hah!
265
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:07,851
It's like an animal clawing,
sucking at your feet.
266
00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:10,351
Oh! Oh!
267
00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:12,851
If you look at it, it's worse.
268
00:13:12,852 --> 00:13:14,351
Oh, oh, the left foot!
269
00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:16,185
The left foot's worse
than the right foot.
270
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,851
Oh, oh, it's underneath,
and it's down below.
271
00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:20,185
I love it.
272
00:13:20,186 --> 00:13:21,601
Ha! Golly!
273
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:23,018
Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!
274
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,310
Theoretically,
they're eating the dead skin.
275
00:13:25,311 --> 00:13:26,935
- Yes.
- But they could eat your toes.
276
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,351
I didn't think of that.
277
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:30,268
This is wrong.
278
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,435
They can eat your Achilles.
279
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,768
I wasn't thinking of that.
280
00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,310
They could nibble
on that Achilles tendon
281
00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:35,851
- and destroy it.
- Never entered my mind.
282
00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:38,143
- You could be footless.
- Right.
283
00:13:38,144 --> 00:13:40,685
- You don't know.
- Right, thank you.
284
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,185
Look at the gut on that fish.
285
00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:43,435
He's been eating George's feet.
286
00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:45,226
This is amazing.
287
00:13:45,227 --> 00:13:46,810
I think Terry's got the biggest foot,
288
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,810
so he's got the most fish.
289
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:51,143
Look at here. I'm just covered now.
290
00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:53,560
I have a small, delicate foot.
291
00:13:53,561 --> 00:13:56,893
I've got a few fish vaguely
interested in my legs.
292
00:13:56,894 --> 00:13:58,560
Oh!
293
00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,393
We have eaten a lot
of gross things on this trip.
294
00:14:00,394 --> 00:14:01,893
- Yeah.
- Imagine dinner
295
00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:03,351
being Terry's feet.
296
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:05,644
Look how clean my feet are now.
297
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,851
Where are we going now?
298
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,018
I got to tell you, man. I am starving.
299
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,519
Okay, now this is where
you get something to eat.
300
00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:20,518
Me so hungry.
301
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,810
I would kill for
a fried shrimp right now.
302
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:25,810
Oh, I love shrimp.
303
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:27,060
Shrimp kabob.
304
00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:28,768
Fried shrimp.
305
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,018
Shrimp salad.
306
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:31,435
Boiled shrimp.
307
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:32,894
Peeled shrimp.
308
00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:38,560
Please, show me something
that I can eat.
309
00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:41,060
I don't even know
what the name of this place is.
310
00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:42,226
- Hello.
- We would like to eat
311
00:14:42,227 --> 00:14:44,394
- food here.
- Can we have some food?
312
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,935
What is that, octopus?
313
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:51,268
- No, food.
- Oh, my God.
314
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:52,768
Is she gonna give it to us live?
315
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:53,769
That's gonna be good.
316
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,101
Get out of here.
317
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,601
Oh, God.
318
00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:58,768
What does that feel like, Henry?
319
00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:01,060
It feels, uh, cold.
320
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:04,768
- You're gonna eat that raw?
- Let's try it.
321
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:06,060
Live octopus.
322
00:15:06,061 --> 00:15:08,768
Actually eat a live oct...
323
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,435
Have we lost our minds?
324
00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:12,810
Oh, my God.
325
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,436
Whoa-oh!
326
00:15:20,477 --> 00:15:21,976
- Octopus.
- Yeah.
327
00:15:21,977 --> 00:15:23,935
A delicacy here. It's an aphrodisiac.
328
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:27,602
- Stay away from me.
- Don't flatter yourself.
329
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:32,268
Oh, my gosh!
330
00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:33,310
What, is she mad at it?
331
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:36,435
Oh, everything is moving.
332
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,310
If there ever was the time
when we needed
333
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:42,435
a George Foreman Grill,
this is the time.
334
00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:44,226
This is how we're supposed to eat it.
335
00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:45,643
Is that an optical illusion?
336
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,810
- Looks like worms.
- Try it, Terry.
337
00:15:47,811 --> 00:15:49,560
Oh, no, that's not in my mouth, Jack.
338
00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:52,518
I will take your arm
and rip it out of your shoulder.
339
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:57,601
So far, every meal on this trip
340
00:15:57,602 --> 00:15:59,685
has been like a hazing ritual.
341
00:15:59,686 --> 00:16:01,268
Bill's gonna do it, look.
342
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,810
Oh, wait a minute, Bill. Let me see. Go.
343
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:06,018
It's still wiggling, Bill!
344
00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,435
Champ, you're doing it too?
345
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:10,351
Yeah, Bill... Bill is our leader.
346
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:13,018
- Oh...
- Oh, my...
347
00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:14,685
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
348
00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:15,976
Wow, is that good.
349
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,518
That sauce makes it.
350
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,018
Well, a real connoisseur of the culture
351
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:23,476
doesn't put anything on it.
352
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:25,643
You're putting your fingers on my...
353
00:16:25,644 --> 00:16:27,518
Oh, it stuck to my finger!
354
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,351
You're supposed to eat
all that, eat all that?
355
00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:31,643
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
356
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:35,018
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
357
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:37,685
Oh, my God! It's sticking to my mouth.
358
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:41,519
What's next, octopus 'vergina'?
359
00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:45,851
Go, Jeff, go.
360
00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:47,851
Jeff, it is still wiggling.
361
00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:50,060
- Oh, look at that.
- Jeff!
362
00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:51,476
I'm proud of you, Jeff.
363
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,226
You're a real champ.
364
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,893
I know when people swallow,
and he didn't swallow it.
365
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,560
- Try it, Terry.
- No, no, no, I'm not trying it.
366
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,143
You're not thinking young.
367
00:17:02,144 --> 00:17:04,560
You want to live to be old,
you got to think young.
368
00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:07,226
- Look, Terry's holding it.
- Would you do me a favor?
369
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,560
That's it, that's it.
370
00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:12,894
Later.
371
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:15,560
We may all be old,
372
00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:19,602
but we're still gonna act
like kids, okay?
373
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,060
I'm out of here.
374
00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:23,436
That's the worst I've seen yet.
375
00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:26,601
Relax and go with it.
376
00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:30,144
Thiiis feeeels sooo gooood.
377
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:34,268
Anybody here speak English?
378
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:35,935
Great, you'll love this song.
379
00:17:35,936 --> 00:17:37,894
Aah!
380
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,506
Oh!
381
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,352
Whoa!
382
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:55,721
Where we going?
383
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:56,784
I need to lie down.
384
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:58,835
We've been traveling for a while now,
385
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,835
and I know
that everyone's tired and achy
386
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:03,419
from long car rides and plane trips.
387
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,960
- Ah. Oh.
- Here it is, boys.
388
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,502
Here we are.
389
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,627
It turns out South Korea is known for
390
00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:12,169
having the best spas in the world.
391
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,503
People even sleep there,
and they're super cheap.
392
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,585
This is what you picked? This is not...
393
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,335
All right, sure, you guys,
it's not the Four Seasons,
394
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,419
- but it's not...
- This is not even one season.
395
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,461
Even in prison they have cots.
396
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,335
Are we supposed to sleep on the floor?
397
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,377
Yeah, they look happy. Look at them.
398
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:39,960
- They don't look anything.
- Is this a shelter?
399
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:42,544
You'll like it... you'll be
thanking me in the morning.
400
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:45,794
Well, I don't want to lie
in these people's feet.
401
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:48,794
I add this to the list
of screw-ups for you.
402
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,169
Oh, look what I see.
403
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,002
I see a throne, a golden throne.
404
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:56,710
When they ask you where am I,
I'm on the throne.
405
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:58,627
You're just gonna lie on the throne?
406
00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:01,044
- I'm gonna lie on the sofa.
- And I'm gonna lie on feet?
407
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:02,960
Hey, everybody's got their fate.
408
00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:05,753
Surprise, surprise, look who's
got the comfortable throne...
409
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,127
His Majesty, Bill Shatner.
410
00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:14,210
I don't know what you guys
are doing, but I'm happy.
411
00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:16,169
Remind me when we get out of here...
412
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,252
Yeah?
413
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,710
- To kick your ass.
- No.
414
00:19:18,711 --> 00:19:20,044
Look, George understands
415
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:23,752
what this is supposed to be... relaxing.
416
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:26,544
- Oh, my.
- George could sleep on nails.
417
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:29,085
George Foreman sits down...
418
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,919
George is out like a light.
419
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,419
He likes it here, see?
420
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,419
- Good night, Georgie.
- George is asleep.
421
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,544
- He's already asleep.
- George is out.
422
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,544
It's an art form.
423
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,169
I thought it was my stories
that were boring him.
424
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:46,044
That couldn't possibly be.
425
00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:49,545
That's a very...
confusing tone you got there.
426
00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:52,502
- Terry...
- Ohh!
427
00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:55,085
I felt the building shake.
428
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,752
That was a 4.5.
429
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:58,960
Terry, let me get you a pillow, come on.
430
00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:00,460
- Oh.
- There's a spotlight on me.
431
00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:02,085
Should I do a number?
432
00:20:02,086 --> 00:20:03,460
How about if we put it under your back?
433
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:05,085
- Lift up, Terry.
- No, I don't think
434
00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:06,544
- that'll work.
- Here you go... how's that?
435
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:08,085
- Oh, that hurts, Henry.
- Okay.
436
00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:10,044
- Ugh!
- Ohh...
437
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:13,460
This is really comfortable.
438
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:14,960
It's about time for old Bill
439
00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:17,795
to get off that pedestal
he thinks he's on.
440
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:22,710
Oh, Jesus!
441
00:20:22,711 --> 00:20:24,586
NFL pass.
442
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:27,127
God dog it.
443
00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:29,377
The last time I was in a pillow fight
444
00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:31,252
was with my ten-year-old granddaughter.
445
00:20:31,253 --> 00:20:33,710
She beat the crap out of me.
446
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,336
But Terry, no way.
447
00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:41,461
Hear that?
448
00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:44,670
That's Shatner actually laughing.
449
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:49,335
- I'm gonna hurt you, old man.
- I know.
450
00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:50,752
I think his insulin
451
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,085
must have been low
the first few weeks...
452
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,335
God, these sound like rifle shots.
453
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:57,960
Take it easy, will ya?
454
00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:01,585
Because he's actually fun
to be with now.
455
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:02,794
Now we're even.
456
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,169
We're 70-year-old people
457
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,252
having a silly pillow fight.
458
00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:08,794
People are trying to sleep.
459
00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:10,836
Aaah!
460
00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:14,960
I can't sleep.
461
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:18,169
Oh! I can't sleep.
462
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,419
Hey, what do you guys
want to do tomorrow?
463
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,377
You know what, do something young.
464
00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:23,960
Do any of you guys want
to get into some trouble?
465
00:21:23,961 --> 00:21:25,377
Why?
466
00:21:25,378 --> 00:21:27,169
- I read about this thing.
- Yeah.
467
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,835
They're all mad at each other, you know,
468
00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:30,710
and they got this thing
in the middle called the DMV.
469
00:21:30,711 --> 00:21:33,502
- Isn't it called the DMZ?
- Yeah, the danger zone.
470
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:36,169
The most dangerous place
in the word zone?
471
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,502
- Yes.
- And you want to go there?
472
00:21:38,503 --> 00:21:41,044
Yeah, it'll be cool.
You said you want some danger.
473
00:21:41,045 --> 00:21:42,835
- Who said they wanted danger?
- I did.
474
00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:46,044
Now, going to the DMZ
will be pretty dangerous.
475
00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:47,544
- I'm not doing that.
- Oh, come on.
476
00:21:47,545 --> 00:21:49,877
- Don't be old.
- Yeah, don't be old.
477
00:21:49,878 --> 00:21:52,502
But danger's my middle name.
478
00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:54,377
Well, technically,
my middle name's Alden,
479
00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:56,335
but you know that expression.
480
00:21:56,336 --> 00:22:02,335
♪ ♪
481
00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:03,919
Boy, after last night,
482
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,502
this is exactly what my back needed.
483
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:09,871
This is just absolutely amazing.
484
00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:12,835
Are we really,
seriously going to the DMZ?
485
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:15,919
Henry, we're gonna
live life to its fullest.
486
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,752
That's why we're here.
487
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,169
- Can we reconsider?
- No, this is why we're here.
488
00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:24,085
Adventures in food,
adventures in architecture,
489
00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:28,002
adventures in new machinery
for exercising,
490
00:22:28,003 --> 00:22:29,585
and adventure in geography.
491
00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:33,752
The DMZ, the most
dangerous place on earth.
492
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,752
You're gonna live life with danger.
493
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:39,252
Look, this horse could
throw me at any moment.
494
00:22:39,253 --> 00:22:42,544
Relax and go with it,
relax and go with it.
495
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:45,753
This feeeels soooo gooooood.
496
00:22:54,086 --> 00:22:56,252
I cannot believe we're going.
497
00:22:56,253 --> 00:22:59,127
Honestly, if this car
gets hit by a shell...
498
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,544
- But, Henry...
- Yeah.
499
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,960
You do not have to worry.
500
00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:05,294
You're surrounded
by two mountains of flesh.
501
00:23:05,295 --> 00:23:07,795
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
502
00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:21,586
♪ ♪
503
00:23:27,836 --> 00:23:30,835
- North Korea, fellows.
- Do we have our passports?
504
00:23:33,795 --> 00:23:37,919
♪ ♪
505
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,502
Hello, how are you?
506
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:41,835
Americans, yeah. One Canadian.
507
00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:44,127
These guys got serious guns.
508
00:23:44,128 --> 00:23:45,835
That stuff make you nervous?
509
00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:47,669
Look at this guy.
510
00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:50,961
North Korea and South Korea
are on the brink of war.
511
00:23:52,253 --> 00:23:54,960
So by the time you see this,
512
00:23:54,961 --> 00:23:56,961
we may all be dead.
513
00:23:58,586 --> 00:24:00,502
Hey, is that a drone? Look at that.
514
00:24:00,503 --> 00:24:02,919
- What is that?
- That's an airplane, dingo.
515
00:24:05,628 --> 00:24:07,128
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
516
00:24:11,003 --> 00:24:12,920
♪ ♪
517
00:24:21,531 --> 00:24:22,614
♪ ♪
518
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:25,616
North Korea, fellows.
519
00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:27,324
I cannot believe we're going here.
520
00:24:27,325 --> 00:24:30,408
Honestly, if this car
gets hit by a shell...
521
00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:33,574
Tell me again,
why are we going to the DMZ?
522
00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:36,158
Because it's dangerous.
523
00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:38,116
It just makes you feel alive.
524
00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:40,324
I feel very, very alive.
525
00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:43,824
I feel very dangerous just being
with the four of you.
526
00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:45,324
I know.
527
00:24:45,325 --> 00:24:47,199
My life is threatened every day.
528
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,366
I gotta be cautious. Trying to sneak up.
529
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,824
We're going to the DMZ.
530
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,449
Oh, they'll know you're coming.
531
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,449
They've got drones
and they've got telescopes
532
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,992
and they've got equipment
that's assessing you.
533
00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:09,991
You guys sure this is a good idea?
534
00:25:09,992 --> 00:25:11,366
Kind of eerie, isn't it?
535
00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:12,659
- Yeah.
- Perfect.
536
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,033
Why so far away?
537
00:25:16,034 --> 00:25:18,449
Well, I like to keep these
available for the handicapped.
538
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,199
Has it occurred to you that
we're all sort of handicapped?
539
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,284
- Come on, boys.
- I don't know about this.
540
00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:26,824
Holy Christmas.
541
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:30,199
We're going to the most
dangerous place on earth.
542
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,158
Is that... Hey, is that a drone?
543
00:25:32,159 --> 00:25:34,824
Look at that. What is that?
544
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,617
- That's an airplane, dingo.
- Oh, that's an airplane?
545
00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:45,366
There it is, North Korea.
546
00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,324
I don't want to die in this shirt.
547
00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:51,366
There could be a sniper right
now zeroing in on one of us.
548
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:54,908
That guy might have his finger
on the trigger right now.
549
00:25:54,909 --> 00:25:57,741
Seriously, look at this.
That stuff make you nervous?
550
00:25:57,742 --> 00:26:02,074
North Korea has the
worst despot in the world.
551
00:26:02,075 --> 00:26:04,241
Starving millions of his people.
552
00:26:04,242 --> 00:26:05,699
Shhh, don't say that.
553
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,158
I wouldn't talk that close to that guy.
554
00:26:07,159 --> 00:26:08,991
- He's with us.
- Yeah, but the other guy
555
00:26:08,992 --> 00:26:11,074
listening to every word you say.
556
00:26:11,075 --> 00:26:12,741
- How far can we get?
- Don't, don't, don't, don't...
557
00:26:12,742 --> 00:26:14,283
Jeff, come back.
558
00:26:14,284 --> 00:26:15,408
Don't play with that, now.
559
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,449
I'll tell you something else,
560
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,533
I don't know what these two guys did,
561
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:22,284
but they got a time-out, didn't they?
562
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,866
- Good afternoon.
- Hello there.
563
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:30,574
I'm officer Sang Wong Sung.
564
00:26:30,575 --> 00:26:32,660
I will be your guide.
565
00:26:32,736 --> 00:26:34,777
- Do not point.
- Oop, sorry.
566
00:26:34,784 --> 00:26:36,409
I just had a question.
567
00:26:45,575 --> 00:26:47,908
- That was stern.
- Follow me.
568
00:26:47,909 --> 00:26:50,742
- Somebody go first, not me.
- Oh, I'll do it.
569
00:26:55,159 --> 00:26:57,783
This line is North Korea.
570
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,658
Is South Korea.
571
00:27:02,659 --> 00:27:05,783
♪ ♪
572
00:27:05,784 --> 00:27:07,616
- That's it?
- Okay.
573
00:27:07,617 --> 00:27:10,949
All right, I'm going further
into South Korea now.
574
00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:12,783
- I'm with you.
- Let's take a picture first.
575
00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:16,283
- You cannot take a picture.
- I don't want any part of this.
576
00:27:16,284 --> 00:27:17,783
No, that's the beauty
of the selfie stick.
577
00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,116
Now we're in North Korea. Look at this.
578
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:21,574
Jeffrey.
579
00:27:21,575 --> 00:27:23,074
- Ooh!
- Stop!
580
00:27:25,117 --> 00:27:26,449
- Stop!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
581
00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:28,158
- Stop!
- Step back, step back.
582
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:30,908
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
583
00:27:30,909 --> 00:27:32,741
Ohhh.
584
00:27:43,659 --> 00:27:46,324
You don't actually think
I'm gonna bring four legends
585
00:27:46,325 --> 00:27:48,824
into one the most
dangerous places in the world?
586
00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:50,949
Here we go.
587
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:54,199
This is a movie set
20 minutes outside of Seoul.
588
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,866
Hell, that guy's from Cincinnati.
589
00:27:55,867 --> 00:27:58,199
- Go Bengals.
- Yeah, but these guys
590
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,366
don't need to know that.
591
00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:01,199
Please move it. Here we go.
592
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,699
Going and seeing the DMZ
was not on my bucket list,
593
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,283
but going to the fake DMZ
and mess with their heads
594
00:28:07,284 --> 00:28:09,199
a little bit was on my bucket list.
595
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,116
Pick up the speed. I'll drive.
596
00:28:11,117 --> 00:28:13,991
I just want to say that the DMZ
597
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,408
made me really nervous.
598
00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:17,199
Yeah, well, there's only one solution.
599
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,908
I'd like to calm down.
600
00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:22,408
- Okay, ice cream is the answer.
- Well, that would be great.
601
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,866
Chocolate, please.
602
00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:28,491
Ice cream is a cure-all.
603
00:28:28,492 --> 00:28:30,824
Ahhh.
604
00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:36,158
We looked death in the eyes, guys,
605
00:28:36,159 --> 00:28:37,824
and we're living to eat
606
00:28:37,825 --> 00:28:40,908
a dripping cone on a hot summer day.
607
00:28:40,909 --> 00:28:44,034
This ice cream tastes much
better in the free zone.
608
00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:50,574
Did you see what happened
when Jeffrey dropped his camera?
609
00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:53,741
Did you see how fast all
those soldiers came together?
610
00:28:53,742 --> 00:28:56,408
Did you see how fast Henry ran?
611
00:28:56,409 --> 00:28:59,783
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
612
00:28:59,784 --> 00:29:01,949
I never ran so fast in my life.
613
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:04,908
You're welcome.
614
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,616
I'm taking credit for it.
615
00:29:06,617 --> 00:29:08,199
You know what I'd really like?
616
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,241
- A massage.
- No way, man.
617
00:29:10,242 --> 00:29:11,783
I came to have fun with you guys.
618
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,116
We're going out tonight.
619
00:29:13,117 --> 00:29:14,783
- Where we going?
- Where we going?
620
00:29:14,784 --> 00:29:15,908
See some ladies.
621
00:29:15,909 --> 00:29:17,574
Get some ice cream in us.
622
00:29:17,575 --> 00:29:19,574
Drinks. Whatever you like.
623
00:29:19,575 --> 00:29:22,199
Hah, anyplace is cooler than this place.
624
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,366
I love Seoul, but, God, is it humid.
625
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:27,449
I could tell time by this ice cream.
626
00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:29,242
The number of drips.
627
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:35,783
What the hell's the matter with you?
628
00:29:35,784 --> 00:29:36,908
I threw up.
629
00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:42,491
We came here to get Jeff a girlfriend.
630
00:29:42,492 --> 00:29:43,824
We will not lead you wrong.
631
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,491
This is called the pony.
632
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,659
Yeah, baby. Ha, ha, ha.
633
00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:51,824
George, that was mine!
634
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:54,116
It was halfway out. It was halfway out.
635
00:29:54,117 --> 00:29:56,492
I was getting it in position, you thief.
636
00:29:58,909 --> 00:30:00,658
Look at the ass on this thing.
637
00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:03,449
- This is made by Nicki Minaj.
- That's a young joke.
638
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,950
- Yeah, yeah.
- They'll get it on TV.
639
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,337
♪ ♪
640
00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:47,202
What am I in, heaven?
There's so many chicks here.
641
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:59,534
Well, here we are and there's
tons of beautiful women.
642
00:30:59,535 --> 00:31:02,534
Finally I got something
better to look at than weird,
643
00:31:02,535 --> 00:31:05,534
wiggly fishes and these
old dudes' faces.
644
00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:07,993
I've got grandchildren older than this.
645
00:31:07,994 --> 00:31:10,368
This is the best thing I've ever done.
646
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,993
Booya.
647
00:31:11,994 --> 00:31:13,659
Now, listen, we came here
648
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,368
to have some young fun.
649
00:31:15,369 --> 00:31:18,368
That's why we got to find you
a good, good honey.
650
00:31:18,369 --> 00:31:20,201
Someone he can be proud of.
651
00:31:20,202 --> 00:31:22,326
- I'll take whatever.
- If he can't get
652
00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:23,659
a girl in here,
653
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,826
he can't get a girl.
654
00:31:25,827 --> 00:31:28,951
You got to listen to us.
We will not lead you wrong.
655
00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:31,201
Do you think we could
help Jeff out with a date?
656
00:31:31,202 --> 00:31:32,826
Oh, I don't know
657
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:34,451
because I've been away
from the game a long time.
658
00:31:34,452 --> 00:31:38,326
- Yeah, me too.
- When they say swipe right,
659
00:31:38,327 --> 00:31:40,493
I think that means there's food
over there, you know?
660
00:31:40,494 --> 00:31:41,909
What does it mean?
661
00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:43,826
I've never even heard swipe right.
662
00:31:43,827 --> 00:31:45,659
I don't even know
that my phone swipes right.
663
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,034
Well, it means you really like somebody.
664
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,993
- No.
- How do you know that?
665
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,159
I'm, with it.
666
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,576
- I'm current, man.
- Yeah.
667
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,576
- ♪ Jeff is coming to town ♪
- ♪ I've got you in the car ♪
668
00:31:55,577 --> 00:31:59,534
- ♪ He's looking for a woman ♪
- ♪ I'm looking for a woman ♪
669
00:31:59,535 --> 00:32:03,368
- ♪ That won't take him down ♪
- ♪ That won't take me down ♪
670
00:32:03,369 --> 00:32:06,244
These guys have had 11 wives
among the four of them.
671
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,743
I don't think I need
their advice on women.
672
00:32:14,744 --> 00:32:17,909
Look at this. Four beautiful girls.
673
00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:20,409
Four guys.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
674
00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:23,034
Ditch the dorks and hang out with us?
675
00:32:23,035 --> 00:32:24,784
- No, we don't need any girls.
- We don't need any girls.
676
00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:26,618
Hey, what's one night?
677
00:32:26,619 --> 00:32:28,743
Well, one night could lead to ruin.
678
00:32:28,744 --> 00:32:31,868
One night could lead
to another lost house.
679
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:34,743
I don't need that.
680
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,618
Oh, boy.
681
00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:40,076
Let's try and educate him
on what our attitude is.
682
00:32:40,077 --> 00:32:42,451
Like, each one of us
will have a different attitude
683
00:32:42,452 --> 00:32:43,868
maybe that'll work for him.
684
00:32:43,869 --> 00:32:46,118
I'm not comfortable with all this.
685
00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:47,743
I'm gonna talk to
those girls over there.
686
00:32:47,744 --> 00:32:49,368
- Go do it, buddy.
- Oh, boy.
687
00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:53,034
It's time to find Jeff a woman.
688
00:32:53,035 --> 00:32:54,035
Hello.
689
00:32:54,036 --> 00:32:57,451
♪ ♪
690
00:32:57,452 --> 00:33:01,451
This young man needs a girlfriend.
691
00:33:01,452 --> 00:33:02,909
- Come over here.
- Oh, God.
692
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:04,493
- I'm embarrassed, guys.
- Sit down.
693
00:33:04,494 --> 00:33:06,076
- Hello, there.
- Sit down.
694
00:33:06,077 --> 00:33:07,909
This is Jeff.
695
00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:09,993
Do you speak English? A little bit.
696
00:33:09,994 --> 00:33:11,784
I just like to get
everything out of the way.
697
00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:13,409
I am disease-free.
698
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:19,994
I'm thinking the language
barrier is helping Jeff.
699
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:24,409
That's not how a bear get honey.
700
00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:25,951
Lean over and talk. Let her smell you.
701
00:33:25,952 --> 00:33:28,285
Did you put on that cologne
like I told you?
702
00:33:32,994 --> 00:33:36,159
Roses are red, violets are blue,
703
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,826
sugar is sweet... Say it, say it.
704
00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:40,784
- And so are you.
- Oh!
705
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,827
This is my friend. He knows poems.
706
00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:46,493
- It's not working.
- That's enough.
707
00:33:46,494 --> 00:33:48,034
I don't understand.
708
00:33:48,035 --> 00:33:50,034
You got to be aggressive.
You got to get up there.
709
00:33:50,035 --> 00:33:51,534
Take a bold step.
710
00:33:51,535 --> 00:33:53,993
You are a major bore.
711
00:33:53,994 --> 00:33:57,034
♪ ♪
712
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,784
You got to go get yourself woman!
713
00:33:59,785 --> 00:34:02,034
Hey, this is how you do it.
714
00:34:02,035 --> 00:34:03,659
I'm married, married.
715
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,701
I'm married. Married. Happy.
716
00:34:05,702 --> 00:34:07,868
Why am I taking relationship advice
717
00:34:07,869 --> 00:34:09,994
from someone dancing around
like a wild man?
718
00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:13,368
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
719
00:34:13,369 --> 00:34:15,159
Well, Jeff, at least
I'm not afraid of girls.
720
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,659
I'm not afraid of girls.
721
00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:18,284
Guy, get up here. Come on, guy.
722
00:34:18,285 --> 00:34:21,201
Boh, boh, boh, boh, boh.
723
00:34:21,202 --> 00:34:22,451
That's Jeff.
724
00:34:22,452 --> 00:34:24,284
See what I'm doing?
725
00:34:24,285 --> 00:34:26,284
I don't want to say
this night's gone off the rails.
726
00:34:26,285 --> 00:34:27,826
This is called the pony.
727
00:34:27,827 --> 00:34:29,534
Yeah, baby, I'm riding it.
728
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,034
But, this 's off the rails.
729
00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:35,201
Jeff, you got to have an attitude,
730
00:34:35,202 --> 00:34:37,409
and nothing I can do
in English can explain it.
731
00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:40,243
I'm gonna sing it for you and
then you'll have the attitude.
732
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,409
You're serious? You're gonna sing?
733
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,659
Yeah. There's a great song
734
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,868
that will teach Jeff how to get a girl.
735
00:34:46,869 --> 00:34:47,869
- Really?
- Yeah.
736
00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:49,076
Go get them, Bill!
737
00:34:49,077 --> 00:34:50,701
Get them, baby!
738
00:34:52,035 --> 00:34:54,659
This is for my friends back there.
739
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,369
- Oh, no.
- Anybody here speak English?
740
00:35:01,035 --> 00:35:02,619
Great, you'll love this song.
741
00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,451
Yeah!
742
00:35:08,452 --> 00:35:11,201
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
743
00:35:11,202 --> 00:35:13,868
Oh, yeah!
744
00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:17,118
I see you driving around town
with the girl I love,
745
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:19,201
and I'm like, forget you.
746
00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:20,784
I'm like, forget you.
747
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,451
I guess the change
in my pocket wasn't enough.
748
00:35:24,452 --> 00:35:27,868
I'm like forget you, forget her too.
749
00:35:27,869 --> 00:35:31,284
It's time to go solo
if I want to meet a nice girl,
750
00:35:31,285 --> 00:35:33,368
or a-not-so-nice girl.
751
00:35:33,369 --> 00:35:35,076
Sorry about my dads.
752
00:35:35,077 --> 00:35:38,368
Yeah, look, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari.
753
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,868
That don't mean I can't get you.
754
00:35:40,869 --> 00:35:43,243
I don't know why these guys
think I need advice with women.
755
00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:45,201
Trust me, guys. I do all right.
756
00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:51,493
Ooh!
757
00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:53,659
She probably didn't understand
what I was trying to say.
758
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,576
How do you say sex?
759
00:35:55,577 --> 00:35:56,577
Ooh.
760
00:35:56,578 --> 00:35:57,743
It's a numbers game.
761
00:35:57,744 --> 00:35:59,784
I wish you the best.
762
00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:01,951
Forget you!
763
00:36:07,994 --> 00:36:10,243
- You miss your wife?
- No, I don't miss her.
764
00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:12,909
He forgot we were filming this.
765
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:15,160
Oh, oh, yes, yes!
766
00:36:34,142 --> 00:36:35,892
♪ ♪
767
00:36:49,448 --> 00:36:51,155
Jeff fell in love.
768
00:36:51,156 --> 00:36:52,488
Nobody wanted to spoon me.
769
00:36:52,489 --> 00:36:55,198
Beat it. Get outta my potato chips.
770
00:37:14,364 --> 00:37:16,072
Good spot for a picnic?
771
00:37:16,073 --> 00:37:19,530
These guys do nothing
but criticize everything I do,
772
00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:21,030
including my game with the ladies,
773
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:22,822
which is on point.
774
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,530
But I'm pretty sure
they're gonna like this
775
00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:26,363
last little treat I got up my sleeve.
776
00:37:26,364 --> 00:37:30,363
Another man picnic.
I've only had two in my life.
777
00:37:30,364 --> 00:37:32,697
Both of them been on this trip.
778
00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:35,572
- Picnics are for friends.
- What a nice time
779
00:37:35,573 --> 00:37:37,197
to kind of enjoy one another.
780
00:37:37,198 --> 00:37:38,822
That's the spirit.
781
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:41,030
I've been all my life,
782
00:37:41,031 --> 00:37:43,322
I guess since 16 years,
783
00:37:43,323 --> 00:37:44,738
I've been trying to make money.
784
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:47,405
Breadwinner for the family. The big man.
785
00:37:47,406 --> 00:37:50,030
The Olympic champion
right to being a professional.
786
00:37:50,031 --> 00:37:52,030
I haven't had a chance
to be a little boy.
787
00:37:52,031 --> 00:37:53,780
Now I'm running around.
788
00:37:53,781 --> 00:37:56,780
- I'm enjoying this.
- I see you laughing every day.
789
00:37:56,781 --> 00:37:59,613
I get up and just
I'm a kid, and I love it.
790
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,363
I'd like to keep it going.
791
00:38:01,364 --> 00:38:04,238
To me, I'm more into having fun
792
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,280
because life to me is so short.
793
00:38:07,281 --> 00:38:11,405
You know what makes
the trip special is Jeff.
794
00:38:11,406 --> 00:38:14,280
Every day he gets up ready to go again.
795
00:38:14,281 --> 00:38:16,113
- Thanks, George.
- It inspires me.
796
00:38:16,114 --> 00:38:17,780
I don't know how he does it.
797
00:38:17,781 --> 00:38:20,363
He's 30 years old, George.
798
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,947
No, I've been with guys younger than him
799
00:38:21,948 --> 00:38:23,447
who was ready to quit.
800
00:38:23,448 --> 00:38:25,197
He's got a "let's go" spirit.
801
00:38:25,198 --> 00:38:27,530
What nickname would you
give him if he was your son?
802
00:38:27,531 --> 00:38:29,072
George.
803
00:38:31,531 --> 00:38:34,322
Heavyweight Champion
and Olympic Gold Medalist
804
00:38:34,323 --> 00:38:36,613
George Foreman is inspired by me.
805
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,780
If I had a microphone right now,
I'd drop it.
806
00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:41,655
Unfortunately,
it's clipped to this shirt
807
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:43,947
and would be disrespectful
to our sound crew.
808
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:45,780
Honest to God,
if we're having a picnic...
809
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:47,322
- Where's the food?
- It's on its way.
810
00:38:47,323 --> 00:38:49,113
- It's being delivered.
- Is this being catered?
811
00:38:49,114 --> 00:38:51,489
- It's being delivered.
- Look what's coming our way.
812
00:38:57,114 --> 00:38:58,655
- That's classy.
- Pretty cool, huh?
813
00:38:58,656 --> 00:39:00,613
- That is cool.
- Where's it gonna land?
814
00:39:00,614 --> 00:39:02,031
It's the future. Technology.
815
00:39:03,323 --> 00:39:04,488
The good thing about the trip
816
00:39:04,489 --> 00:39:07,113
is I wake up excited every day
817
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:10,322
to get out and explore things
you never knew existed.
818
00:39:10,323 --> 00:39:12,280
This trip afforded me that.
819
00:39:12,281 --> 00:39:14,072
Got it, man.
820
00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:17,822
- How cool is this?
- That is cool.
821
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:20,822
And a steal at only 700,000 won.
822
00:39:20,823 --> 00:39:24,530
- Get out of here!
- Look at that thing work.
823
00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:25,531
- Jeff.
- Cool, huh?
824
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:26,822
That does it, yeah.
825
00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,780
You have made up for every mistake.
826
00:39:28,781 --> 00:39:31,030
Yeah, and the best part is
you don't have to tip a drone.
827
00:39:31,031 --> 00:39:33,697
That's funny.
828
00:39:33,698 --> 00:39:35,530
It's really squeezed in there.
829
00:39:35,531 --> 00:39:37,322
You have to pay for a bigger basket,
830
00:39:37,323 --> 00:39:39,113
so I got the medium-sized one.
831
00:39:39,114 --> 00:39:40,488
That is really pretty. That is pretty.
832
00:39:40,489 --> 00:39:43,030
Oh, boy. Look at here, George.
833
00:39:43,031 --> 00:39:45,488
Oh, ho ho. Golly, look at that!
834
00:39:45,489 --> 00:39:48,613
- That what I sound like?
- Hah.
835
00:39:48,614 --> 00:39:50,863
Talk about an advanced society,
836
00:39:50,864 --> 00:39:53,530
a drone just dropped us lunch.
837
00:39:53,531 --> 00:39:55,197
Robots are the future.
838
00:39:55,198 --> 00:39:57,322
Soon we'll all be dating them.
839
00:39:57,323 --> 00:39:59,238
We got to hurry up and get you a girl.
840
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,822
You married girls are always trying
841
00:40:00,823 --> 00:40:02,030
to make everyone else
miserable like yourselves.
842
00:40:02,031 --> 00:40:03,655
Oh, no, we're not miserable.
843
00:40:03,656 --> 00:40:05,405
I miss my wife, man.
844
00:40:05,406 --> 00:40:06,738
I miss my wife, I'll tell you.
845
00:40:06,739 --> 00:40:08,738
- Do you miss your wife?
- Do I miss her?
846
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,405
- Yeah.
- No, I don't miss her.
847
00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:13,738
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
848
00:40:13,739 --> 00:40:15,197
Millions of people.
849
00:40:15,198 --> 00:40:16,572
He forgot we were filming this.
850
00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:18,405
I miss my wife. I miss my dogs.
851
00:40:18,406 --> 00:40:20,572
- Oh, yeah.
- I miss my horses.
852
00:40:20,573 --> 00:40:22,197
Good thing you put that in order.
853
00:40:23,864 --> 00:40:25,988
Who would have thought
that going on a trip
854
00:40:25,989 --> 00:40:27,988
with these four guys
855
00:40:27,989 --> 00:40:30,238
would make us all feel young again?
856
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,488
♪ Tonight ♪
857
00:40:33,489 --> 00:40:35,988
♪ We are young... ♪
858
00:40:35,989 --> 00:40:39,572
This feeeels soooo goooood.
859
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:41,780
It's about trying brand-new things,
860
00:40:41,781 --> 00:40:44,197
whether it was eating strange food...
861
00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:47,447
- Octopus?
- Oh, my gosh.
862
00:40:47,448 --> 00:40:50,072
Pushing yourself beyond
your own limits...
863
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:53,280
♪ Let's set... ♪
864
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:55,405
Dancing like teenagers...
865
00:40:55,406 --> 00:40:58,238
♪ Now, I know that I'm not ♪
866
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,363
♪ All that you got ♪
867
00:41:01,364 --> 00:41:03,238
Or losing a phone
868
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,530
in the most dangerous
country in the world.
869
00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,238
- Oh!
- Stop!
870
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,363
Okay, okay.
871
00:41:09,364 --> 00:41:12,447
So sorry.
872
00:41:12,448 --> 00:41:15,573
And at the end of the day,
you're still laughing.
873
00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:20,780
And that goes to show you that youth...
874
00:41:20,781 --> 00:41:28,780
♪ ♪
875
00:41:28,781 --> 00:41:31,281
Is a state of mind.
876
00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:34,155
George, that was mine.
877
00:41:34,156 --> 00:41:35,780
It was halfway out.
878
00:41:35,781 --> 00:41:37,780
- It was halfway out.
- I was getting it in position,
879
00:41:37,781 --> 00:41:38,905
you thief.
880
00:41:41,656 --> 00:41:45,239
♪ Tonight ♪
881
00:41:46,763 --> 00:41:50,872
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