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(factory whistle blowing)
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(moaning, babbles)
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(cat yowls and car alarm)
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Please stay green,
please...
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Come on, come on!
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Damn it!
(tires screeching)
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Are we there?!
Are we at camp?!
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Almost, honey.
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One f'ing light in this
craphole town,
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and I hit it every
mother-loving year.
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I can see the entrance!
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You guys are so lucky
you get to live
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next to the best
place in the world.
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Hey! That guy's got
a sleeping bag!
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Mom, maybe he needs
a ride to camp!
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Whole town's
got the camp spirit.
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Not too close to the fire, boys!
You'll burn your dogs!
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But that's how my friend Snot
likes them!
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We're finally
in the big-boy cabin this year!
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Can you believe it?!
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Oh, arts and crafts.
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How long is
this damn light?
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¶ Big boys rule the camp,
yeah! ¶
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¶ Big boys rule the camp! ¶
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Tomahawk!
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¶ Big boys
rule the camp, yeah ¶
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¶ Big boys rule the camp,
uh-huh ¶
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¶ The big boys rule the camp¶
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That guy gets it.
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(glass shatters)
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Ooh, free hammer!
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Did anyone see that throw?
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¶¶
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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¶ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ¶
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¶ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ¶
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¶ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ¶
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¶ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ¶
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¶ Good -- ¶
¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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Aah!
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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COUNSELOR:
¶ I said-a boom, chicka boom ¶
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CAMPERS:
¶ I said-a boom, chicka boom ¶
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ALL:
¶ I said a-boom, chicka rocka ¶
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¶ Chicka rocka, chicka boom ¶
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Oh, boy, Snotski.
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Looks like someone
was in such a rush,
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he forgot
his sleeping bag.
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No matter.
You can share mine.
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We'll just sleep
nose-to-nose --
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keep our privates
at a respectful distance
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and our faces...
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mashed together, I guess.
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Actually, Steve,
I won't need
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my own bedding
this summer,
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'cause I have this.
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Whoa, buddy!
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Only counselors are allowed
to have whistles.
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Wait. Are you --
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A counselor-in-training.
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My whistle's corked
so you can't blow through it.
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But Chief Danny
says if I do
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a good job with
the Lil' Apaches,
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I'll get full
whistle privileges.
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How...'s it going, boys?
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I tell ya, Steve,
every time I see you,
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I just want to give you
a wedgie!
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You've got a wedgie face.
Anyone ever tell you that?
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I usually get
"Ellen Page."
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But I'm
a big Cherokee now,
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so I'll be the one
giving the wedgies.
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Actually, no one
will be giving wedgies.
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Thanks to a lawsuit that until
now, I was sure you'd filed,
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we have a zero-tolerance policy
for bullying.
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I don't like it
personally,
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but it's really helpful
for the wimps and the Polacks.
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Why would you choose to be
a C.I.T. instead of a camper?
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If you're a C.I.T.,
you don't have to pay.
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It's the only way I could
afford to come this year.
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I always forget
how poor you are.
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I drink generic milk.
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It's gray
and comes in a bag.
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I think it's softening
my bones.
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But I promise you,
nothing is going to change
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between us this summer.
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Big boys rule the camp?
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BOTH:
¶ Yeah, big boys rule the ca-- ¶
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I'm part of a
class-action lawsuit.
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¶¶
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You all laughed at me,
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but I told you we needed
five newspaper subscriptions.
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Happy anniversary,
babe!
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Oh, yeah, congratulations,
you two!
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Which anniversary is it?
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Is it one?
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Is it two?
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Is it 69?
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(laughing)
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Well executed, Jeff.
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You just earned yourself
one month of USA Today.
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Anyway, we're gonna celebrate
by heading out to Burning Man.
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I used to burn.
Got too corporate.
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Now you gotta poo
in designated areas.
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Anyhoo, how'd you get tickets?
I hear it's hard now.
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Uh...
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You didn't get tickets?
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You told me you were
taking care of it!
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(imitating Jeff)
"I got it covered, babe."
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Hey, don't get on
the naggin' wagon now.
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Could've used that
when I forgot to get tickets!
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Ugh! Way to ruin our
anniversary!
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69 years down the drain.
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(crickets chirping)
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...which is how
this camp came to be built
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on an ancient
Indian burial ground.
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Which tribe?
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The, uh -- Whatever, kid.
They were friggin' Indians.
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And some say their zombie chief
still haunts the camp.
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(light switch clicks)
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Whoa, whoa, Steve!
What's going on?
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Just telling the Lil' Apaches
here the legend of the camp.
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(as the Cryptkeeper)
It's a great "dead"-time story.
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(laughing evilly)
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Okay, maybe that's not
a good idea.
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If you get 'em
all riled up,
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I'm the one that
has to read 'em
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an extra chapter
of "Super Fudge".
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(normal voice)
I thought this C.I.T. stuff
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wasn't going to change us
having fun.
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It's not!
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Look, let's hang at the rope
swing tomorrow after lunch,
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just you and me.
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What about them?
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They'll be
writing letters home
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and playing with the iPads
they smuggle in.
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Right, guys?
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We don't all have iPads.
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(laughter)
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My Etch-a-Sketch can do
something your iPad can't.
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¶¶
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Since you couldn't go
to Burning Man,
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I brought Burning Man
to you!
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I'm giving you two
the best anniversary ever.
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And tearing up my lawn!
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It's a Burn, Stan.
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The only limit...
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is your mind.
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(crash)
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And the property line.
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(crickets chirping)
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I can't believe Snot
stood me up.
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I've wasted the whole day
flawlessly skipping stones.
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Oh, no! It's the man
from the other side of the lake!
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Are these yours?!
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Your stone hit me and my wife
while we were making love!
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You were alone
over there.
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That is one narrative!
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¶¶
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SNOT: (thinking)
As far back as I can remember,
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I always wanted to be a counselor.
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Hey, what do you call 50 townies
at the bottom of a rockslide?
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A good start!
(laughter)
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Good one, Chief!
Get you another Sprite?
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I don't know, Snot.
Do townies eat their own shit?
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(laughter)
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To me, being a counselor
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was better than being president of the United States.
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It meant being a somebody in a town full of nobodies.
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STEVE:
You guys get Sprite?!
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Camper Steve? What are you doing
in the counselor cabin?!
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I'm sorry, Chief.
Just a little misunderstanding.
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Do you have any idea how long
I was waiting out there for you?
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I'm sorry.
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What happened to us
having fun together?
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I have
responsibilities now,
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grown-up stuff.
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That are more
important than me?
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Yes!
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I mean...sometimes.
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Yes.
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Oh. Okay.
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Look, Steve--
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Apology accepted.
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I wasn't apologizing.
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I was just gonna say
it's bedtime for you.
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What a dick.
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I'm still here.
I wasn't talking to you.
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This guy was talking to this guy
about how much of a dick he is.
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I'm tired of you guys
fighting all the time.
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You want to make up
in my mouth?
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(moaning)
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BOY: This, Smith. This is why
no one wants to canoe with you.
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(door slams)
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Hey, guys!
How was arts and crafts?
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You make some
cool dreamcatchers?
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Great! Great!
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I've just been finding
all the candy you hid in here!
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In your pillowcases,
under your mattresses.
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And, guys, come on. I know
"Todd" isn't a real camper.
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He's just a bunch of
Starburst mushed together
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wearing Noah's clothes.
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Didn't you used to sneak
candy into camp?
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Yeah,
when I was a kid.
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Now you're looking
at a grown-ass man.
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Do you see this?
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This is what a grown-ass man
looks like.
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You are all
missing swimming.
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And if I find
this stuff again,
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I'm gonna make you smell
these Air Walks
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I've been wearing
all summer without socks.
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STEVE: Snot's not letting you
have any fun, huh?
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Well, I'm here
to change that.
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(inhaling)
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(coughing)
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(straining)
That's a lot of powdered sugar.
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(coughing)
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What is happening?
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What is happening is...
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(coughing)
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...is I'm...
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(coughing)
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Mm! Whew!
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I'm here to invite
you guys on a panty raid.
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Won't that get us
in more trouble?
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Listen, I came here
to have fun!
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This time tomorrow,
we could all be knee-deep
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in stolen Disney
princess Underoos!
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Yes!
Yeah!
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Whoo!
Let's do it!
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Still doesn't change the fact
that I'm wetting my bed
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because I'm homesick
for Mommy.
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(loud dubstep music plays)
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Hello, my lovelies.
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I have playa gifts for you.
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Anniversary necklaces.
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Together, they symbolize
your love.
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Wow! Roger,
these are beautiful!
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Did you
make them yourself?
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I went
to Target myself.
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I told you, I want this
to be special for you.
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Later, I'm cooking you
a gourmet meal.
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Plus, I made you
a sheet of acid.
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Each tab features
a little alien saying,
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"Take me
to your dealer."
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(chuckling)
They usually say "leader,"
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but this alien likes drugs.
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This is so thoughtful.
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This whole thing,
it's just...
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too thoughtful.
252
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,540
When has Roger ever done
anything just to be nice?
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He always has
an ulterior motive.
254
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,643
Dude, that's true.
255
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,044
Maybe
these psychedelics
256
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,746
will help us see
through his plan.
257
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,716
Jeff, no! Look, until we figure
out what Roger's up to,
258
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,318
we should do nothing,
trust nothing...
259
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,786
take nothing.
260
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,389
Can I take a Benadryl
if I get stung by a bee?
261
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,091
Yes, Jeff,
you can take that.
262
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,126
What about Roger's
homemade Benadryl?
263
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,928
It's good that you're
asking me about these these.
264
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,463
No.
265
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,135
What's that
horrible music?
266
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,503
It's called dubstep.
267
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:41,506
It's the sound of living in your
parents' basement forever.
268
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,108
(laughing)
269
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,510
Why are you being
so uptight, Stan?
270
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,078
Come hula-hoop with me!
271
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,014
Is there another one?!
272
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,155
(wind blowing)
273
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,591
Oh, no! Roger's acid!
274
00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:03,261
Each of these things can make
a full-grown man trip balls!
275
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,998
Imagine what they'll do
to a four-ounce goldfish!
276
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,802
...cracker?
277
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,771
I think I'm
"crackering" up!
278
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,206
(canned laughter)
279
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,708
(applause)
280
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,010
(gasps)
They're all here!
281
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,680
Milanos, Chessmen...
282
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,947
Pretzel Thins.
283
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,115
(applause intensifies)
284
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,284
Congratulations,
Klaus.
285
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,720
You're high as shit.
286
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,222
¶¶
287
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,828
Okay, guys, I did
a little panty raid recon
288
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,196
on the girls' cabin.
289
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,298
Actually, we're not doing
the panty raid.
290
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,133
W-Why not?!
291
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,967
Well, we talked about it,
and we get the sense
292
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,171
that you're a pretty nerdy
14-year-old.
293
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,540
But us, we're pretty cool
10-year-olds.
294
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,209
I've kissed three girls
this summer.
295
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:55,080
So, we're feeling like we should
avoid anything that you do.
296
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,181
(sighs)
297
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,650
Okay, first of all, Paul?
298
00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,984
[Bleep] you.
299
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,554
(loud dubstep music plays)
300
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,689
Whoa! Cool bed!
301
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,025
I stress-tested this baby
to four tons,
302
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,860
so feel free
to pound it out.
303
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,895
Again,
very thoughtful.
304
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,430
The food looks
delicious, too.
305
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,866
Good -- so you'll eat,
then get nice and tired
306
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,901
and sleep
like the dead.
307
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,337
What's that?
It looks like...blood.
308
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,872
(chuckles nervously)
Must be mine.
309
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,141
I mean, who else's
would it be?
310
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,010
Nope. One of those
cocker spaniels
311
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,712
must've had their
period in here.
312
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,248
Okay, you two,
eat and sleep time!
313
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,320
(crickets chirping
and owl hooting)
314
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,090
(whispering)
Oh, this is awesome!
315
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,725
You guys should've seen
the Lil' Apaches.
316
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,695
They were all like, "Can
we please come with you, Steve?
317
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,764
None of us have even
kissed a girl."
318
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,800
I heard Paul is plowing his way
through Cabin 7.
319
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,370
The point is I told them
if I'ma do a panty raid,
320
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,239
I'ma do it
with my O.G.s --
321
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,442
the younger,
sleepier Mini Mohawks.
322
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,210
This doesn't feel fun,
323
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,879
what you're doing
right now.
324
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,647
It feels
more desperate.
325
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,249
(shouting)
Desperate how?!
326
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,951
Okay, so...
we're gonna bounce.
327
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,053
Just 'cause
we're leaving
328
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,390
doesn't mean we don't want you
to get better.
329
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,859
(loud dubstep music plays)
330
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,296
Hey!
Where's your glow?
331
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,964
Darktards!
(bicycle bell dings)
332
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,068
All right, we need to figure out
what Roger is up to.
333
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,837
Klaus, are you okay?
334
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,139
Oh, yeah, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
335
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,574
I was just gonna
cut my face off
336
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,810
to let the shadow people
out of my skull.
337
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,444
So, the burritos
are up for grabs?
338
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,681
Burritos?!
I'm marrying this young couple.
339
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,217
(music continues)
340
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,421
All right,
I think I got something.
341
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,490
Roger wrote down
a phone number.
342
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,993
Reverse lookup says it's a
medical clinic in El Salvador.
343
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,862
Hey, does this
mean anything?
344
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,102
Holy crap!
345
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,104
Roger set this whole thing up
to take our organs!
346
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,806
Roger's evil!
347
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,342
But you gotta give him a little
credit for being so...
348
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,845
organ...ized.
349
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,981
(chuckling)
There's that smile.
350
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,483
¶¶
351
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,953
Bunch of 8-year-olds
calling me nerdy.
352
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,488
Bunch of 6-year-olds
calling me desperate.
353
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,123
I don't need any of 'em.
354
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,658
Snot?
Gotcha.
355
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,561
Don't you mean "Gotye"?
'Cause you're...
356
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,798
¶ Somebody
that I used to know ¶
357
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,235
ANNOUNCER:
"American Dad" remembers Gotye.
358
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,636
I can't let you do this.
359
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,571
Sure you can!
You can do it with me!
360
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,540
You don't think
I wanna have fun?
361
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,509
But if I have fun,
sunscreen is not applied,
362
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,545
friendship bracelets
are poorly woven,
363
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,315
and no one scratches Chief
Danny's bug bites to completion!
364
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,585
You know what? Forget it!
I got panties to try on --
365
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,320
raid! To raid.
366
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,822
Stop, Steve, or I'll --
367
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,157
What? Blow
your corked whistle?
368
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,896
You wouldn't dare.
369
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,431
(blowing whistle)
370
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,102
C.I.T. Snot,
you uncorked your whistle.
371
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,737
This better be good.
372
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,907
Camper Steve was
about to commit...a panty raid.
373
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,676
By himself?
That's kind of a bummer.
374
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,046
And also a clear violation
of our no-bullying policy.
375
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,214
I gotta send ya home.
376
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,282
What?!
377
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,616
I will, however,
allow you
378
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,552
to sing "Boom Chicka Boom"
one last time.
379
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,021
But I...
380
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,689
¶ I said
a-boom chicka-boom ¶
381
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,758
(sadly)
¶ I said a-boom chicka-boom ¶
382
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,693
¶ I said a-boom
chicka-boom ¶
383
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,795
(crying)
¶ I said a-boom chicka-boom ¶
384
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:34,232
¶ I said a-boom chicka
rocka chicka rocka chicka boom ¶
385
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:39,203
(sobbing) ¶ I said a-boom chicka
rocka chicka rocka ¶
386
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,672
¶ Chicka boom ¶
387
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,443
¶¶
388
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,611
Gimme a Sprite.
389
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,413
Get the hell
out of my bar.
390
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,382
Don't tell me --
Sprite's only for counselors.
391
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,617
(glass shatters)
392
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,386
There's two things we don't
like in this town--
393
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,289
that lousy summer camp
and Sprite.
394
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,793
So, you can do the Dew,
or you can be on your way.
395
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,228
You don't have to tell me
that camp sucks.
396
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,496
It double-sucks.
397
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,800
Hey, everybody, this kid's
making a lot of sense over here.
398
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,269
What'd he say, Meaux?
399
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,737
He said that camp,
and I quote, "double-sucks."
400
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,406
Whoa!
(chuckles)
401
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,609
I never had the balls to push it
that far, but he's right.
402
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,578
They drive straight
through our town
403
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,246
to drop their
bratty kids off.
404
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,649
Never once stopping by to see
what the mill's like.
405
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,451
It's really cool
in there.
406
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,785
I bet it is.
407
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,454
That dumb camp
kicked me out
408
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,356
'cause I wouldn't play
by their rules.
409
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,492
Now my life is garbage,
just like you guys.
410
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,327
Yeah!
This kid gets us.
411
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,329
Ah, I wish
there were some way
412
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,164
we could help ya
get back at that camp --
413
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,666
you know,
since you're one of us.
414
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,468
We could give him
a tour of the mill.
415
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,769
It's really cool
in there.
416
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,604
Yes. Maybe not today,
417
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,940
but let's definitely
get that on the books.
418
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,709
In the meantime,
I know just how you guys
419
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,211
can help me
get back at that camp.
420
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,779
But before we get to that,
421
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,149
which sushi roll
would you recommend?
422
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,618
(loud dubstep music plays)
423
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,357
(singsong voice)
Hayley.
424
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,126
Jeff.
425
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,727
Watermelon.
426
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,029
Aha! Busted!
427
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,663
Wait, what are you --
Did you not sleep
428
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,966
in the beautiful bed
I put together for you?
429
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:18,469
Nope, we've avoided everything
you've done for us this weekend
430
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,172
because we know you're
harvesting organs!
431
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,907
That cooler is probably
full of 'em.
432
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,977
This cooler...is filled...
433
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:29,547
with fresh smoked salmon
for your breakfast in bed!
434
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,085
Man! For once in my life,
I do something
435
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,254
with absolutely
no ulterior motive
436
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,424
'cause, "Oh, it's supposed to
make you feel so good!"
437
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,042
Never again!
438
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,659
So what's with the operating
room in your attic?
439
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,096
I was harvesting
my own organs!
440
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,866
How do you think I was planning
to pay for all this?
441
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,569
Unfortunately, there's not much
of a market for alien organs,
442
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,738
so I'm going to have to
put 'em back in.
443
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,773
Or maybe not -- I haven't
noticed a single difference
444
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:56,908
since I took them out.
445
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,909
Oh, my God!
446
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,012
¶ Let's all go to the body ¶
447
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,714
¶ Let's all go to the body ¶
448
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,884
¶ Let's all go to the bodyyy ¶
449
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,220
¶ We'll go in
through the butt ¶
450
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,189
(organs chittering)
451
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,459
(trills)
452
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,060
(coughs)
453
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,029
How long was I out?
454
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:22,266
Jeff? Did you...
take advantage of me?
455
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,870
Looks like the counselors
won't be stopping us,
456
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,272
so let's have us
a panty raid!
457
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,907
Look, we're adults.
458
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,742
If we go stealing
little kids' panties,
459
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,779
well, that's a list you don't
wanna be on twice.
460
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,548
ALL: (chanting)
Raid, raid, raid!
461
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,451
Whoa! You guys are motivated!
Wait up!
462
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,086
Steve!
What are you doing?!
463
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,988
Me and my new friends
from town
464
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,124
are teaching this camp
some manners.
465
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,727
(grunting and screaming)
466
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,562
It looks more
like a riot.
467
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,331
(screaming)
468
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,100
(intense classical music
playing)
469
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,935
(screaming)
470
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,971
(grunting)
471
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,473
We're free!
472
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:09,447
This is gonna be
my coffee table!
473
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,849
Uh, guys, m-maybe we
should have a quick pow-wow
474
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,484
to review our
objectives here.
475
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,952
You're not our leader.
476
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,654
You're just some kid
that looks like Juno.
477
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,624
Only from certain angles!
Now calm down!
478
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,093
You think you can
tell us what to do?
479
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,595
You'd -- You'd kill me
over this?!
480
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,931
Would it please m'lady?
(clears throat)
481
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,167
Sorry.
I meant "mill lady."
482
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,005
Run, Steve!
483
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,373
Get 'em!
484
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,541
(crowd shouting)
485
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,620
You can't tread water
forever!
486
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,189
Yeah, but we can do it
for 20 minutes,
487
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,291
or else we wouldn't
have lake privileges!
488
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,293
Townie huddle!
489
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,994
(muttering)
Privileges...20 minutes...
490
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,229
I know, I know.
491
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,897
(muttering continues)
492
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,833
Okay!
Enjoy your swim party.
493
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,001
We're gonna keep raiding.
494
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,003
(crowd cheering and shouting)
495
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:09,307
Sorry I brought hell
into this camp.
496
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,474
I was just mad at you
497
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,843
because you were becoming
a grown-up first,
498
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,246
and it was...
changing everything.
499
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,148
No, Steve, I was wrong.
500
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,685
I thought being a grown-up meant
not having fun anymore.
501
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,186
But look at them.
502
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,422
Let me down,
you townie scum!
503
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,756
Whoo-hoo!
504
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,558
Best day ever!
505
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,026
They're having a ball!
506
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,261
Exactly.
507
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,730
No matter
how grown up we get...
508
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,032
We'll always be able
to have fun.
509
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,034
I think he's havin'
a heart attack!
510
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,536
(laughter)
511
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,004
(factory whistle blows)
512
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,172
Shift change!
(chief whimpers)
513
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,274
Time to get to work, fellas!
514
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,414
(eerie whooshing)
515
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,720
(gasps)
516
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,121
Yes.
517
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,123
This body will do.
518
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,193
Ew! Ew!
I'm covered in ants!
519
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,161
Have a great night!
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