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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,010 一艘新加坡註冊貨船《金色地平線號》 2 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,420 遭國際武裝恐怖組織騎劫 3 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,459 十名新加坡籍，八名馬來西亞籍 4 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,898 七名中國籍船員相信已經被挾持 5 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:35,926 恐怖組織要求一億美元贖金 6 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,267 以及立即釋放該組織成員 7 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:42,305 恐怖組織與政府間談判在進行中 8 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,876 談判已宣告破裂 9 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:54,178 恐怖組織已下達收取贖金最後期限 10 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:58,419 消息指出人質將在１８３０起被殺害 11 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,157 指揮部 12 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:03,094 金色地平線號離我方十五哩 13 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,459 各方已待命，準備行動 14 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,195 發射無人偵察機 15 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,063 蛙人與後援部隊立即待命 16 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,376 動員蛙人從船尾登船 17 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,868 以人質安全為首要 18 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,041 知道 19 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,073 指揮部 20 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,410 各單位待命，即刻動員蛙人 21 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:25,746 知道 22 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:01,236 趴下 23 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,090 行動 24 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,136 呼叫指揮部 25 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,805 主甲板遇襲 26 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,036 有傷員，有傷員 27 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,166 請立即支援 28 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,012 啟動Ｂ計劃 29 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,913 １８１５抵達目標 30 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:35,844 知道 31 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:44,857 啟動Ｂ計劃，１８１５抵達目標 32 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,926 １８１５抵達目標 33 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,900 他們需要你，我能照顧自己 34 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:01,899 你確定 35 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,704 確定 36 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,710 你小心躲好 37 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,301 我們很快回來 38 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:11,339 報告，甲板上有武裝份子 39 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,844 收到 40 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:13,419 去察看 41 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,964 守住這裡 42 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:37,934 趴下 43 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,282 五分鐘後抵達目標 44 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,124 三分鐘後抵達目標 45 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,263 把槍放下 46 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,252 把槍放下 47 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:31,923 救我 48 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:32,899 把槍放下 49 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,161 把槍放下 50 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:34,997 放開她 51 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,031 把槍放下 52 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,312 名單上並無女船員 53 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,713 做好你的功課 54 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,076 是，長官 55 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,961 機槍手戒備 56 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:02,962 收到 57 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,305 右閃，右閃 58 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,967 槍手射擊目標 59 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,209 行動 60 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:29,808 出去 61 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:33,581 出去 62 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,852 馬上出去 63 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,758 冷靜 64 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:45,230 放鬆 65 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,197 有話好說 66 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,902 少廢話，走 67 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,899 冷靜，我們退後 68 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,937 沒事的，下來 69 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:58,603 下去 70 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,271 走 71 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:01,745 我們下去 72 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:03,707 走 73 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,814 ２、６，呼呀 74 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,026 全部跪下 75 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,995 誰是隊長 76 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,167 是你 77 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,070 叫你的人把武器放下 78 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,072 馬上就做 79 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:27,072 冷靜點 80 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,765 別開火 81 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,639 他握著釋壓引爆器 82 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:42,751 冷靜點 83 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,757 你到底要什麼，告訴我 84 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,788 我已厭倦談判 85 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,255 我要錢 86 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:49,788 我要直升機 87 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,920 我要回家 88 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,592 現在就要 89 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:55,598 無論你要求什麼 90 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,899 我需要時間安排 91 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,563 退後 92 00:08:59,005 --> 00:08:59,869 退後 93 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,834 退後 94 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,069 那就對了 95 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,663 人員墜海 96 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:42,943 快去察看 97 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,529 大家好還記得我嗎 98 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:08,039 我是Aloysius曾謝郎 99 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,168 你們剛看到的並非遊戲 100 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,145 我們為什麼會在反恐行動中出現 101 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,709 你們應該都還記得 102 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,948 我們在德光島完成了基本軍訓 103 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,650 但你知道嗎 104 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:28,559 並非所有軍人都在德光島接受訓練 105 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,188 假設 106 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,698 我們都被分配到特種部隊 107 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:35,167 海軍蛙人部隊接受訓練 108 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,493 又會發生什麼事呢 109 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,602 這是我們另外一個故事 110 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,136 就由羅邦開始吧 111 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,009 阿貓 112 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:48,977 美女 113 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,006 我不叫阿貓啦 114 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,073 那阿狗好了 115 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,846 我昨天跟你買的這臺手機 116 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,945 你告訴我這裡最便宜 117 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,546 結果我出去一問 118 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,081 你們這裡比別人還貴五十元 119 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,084 而且還少了一枚電池 120 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,086 怎麼可以這樣敲我竹槓 121 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,097 美女 122 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,895 我敲豬敲狗竹槓也不可能敲美女竹槓 123 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,026 你在外面問到的 124 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,094 一定是不含全球保修 125 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,162 如果你電話在國外壞了 126 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,970 難道你搭飛機回來修 127 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,805 而且現在搭飛機非常危險 128 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,470 隨時飛到，人間蒸發 129 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:20,538 不好笑 130 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,947 電池倒是，你美得我忘了給你 131 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,008 算了，把電池給我就好了 132 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,886 你遇到剛剛 133 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:30,981 誰是剛剛 134 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,685 剛剛賣完 135 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,523 你可不可以不要欺負我 136 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,019 你別擔心 137 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,553 把電話號碼給我 138 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,897 電池一到，我通知你來拿 139 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:40,991 你最好別騙我 140 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,661 否則你一定會有報應 141 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,970 我還可以帶你去喝咖啡談談心 142 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:46,700 羅邦 143 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:47,970 這樣算法不對 144 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:48,963 害我被老闆罵 145 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,835 這個加這個，等等 146 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,609 這個加這個 147 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,875 這個加這個 148 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,509 再減這個不就對了 149 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,616 Ken到底被派往什麼短命單位 150 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,629 海軍蛙人部隊 151 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,655 你祖宗顯靈 152 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,530 海軍載人部隊 153 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,764 輕輕鬆鬆，把人載到目的地 154 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,635 脫衣、脫褲、脫鞋 155 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,606 翹起二郎腿，晃著… 156 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,541 這裡有小孩，別亂說話 157 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,772 晃著屁股 158 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,946 之後把人載回去 159 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,645 清清閒閒 160 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,583 你還真的是撿到牛… 161 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,882 牛奶罐 162 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,980 舅舅，你聽我說 163 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,949 我是蛙人 164 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,951 不是載人 165 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,065 蛙人跟載人相差一個字 166 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,896 工作形式大不同 167 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,534 你當蛙人 168 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,833 準備挖個洞 169 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,099 你準備去撿骨頭 170 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,073 烏鴉嘴 171 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:57,634 哥 172 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,538 有什麼好吃的 173 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,576 妳的學費 174 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,880 你自己夠不夠用 175 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,819 最近報紙的生意不錯，你不必擔心 176 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,517 當然，人人都去叫童子雞 177 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,048 我們沾點光也不錯 178 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,492 我告訴你，我明天去當兵了 179 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,587 妳自己在外頭當心點 180 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,926 有什麼事直接發短信給我 181 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,557 我馬上飛身出來救妳，知道嗎 182 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,432 你這麼厲害 183 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,868 我是特種部隊，我救不了妳誰救得了妳 184 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,638 我朋友告訴我 185 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,877 德光島訓練中心好像渡假村 186 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,009 設備新穎 187 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:43,614 這裡都是又破又舊的殖民地建築 188 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:47,059 跟舊樟宜醫院一樣，陰森森 189 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:48,722 小龍 190 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,956 兒子 191 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,625 兒子，等等我 192 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,091 不是叫你們別來了 193 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,732 死皮賴臉，還拉長著臉 194 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,533 搞到像送殯一樣 195 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,873 你說話別老那麼刻薄 196 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,773 你們兩個才刻薄 197 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,570 我沒同意過來這裡 198 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,447 現在害我被充軍 199 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,439 還沒了香港的朋友 200 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,510 你香港的朋友全是古惑仔 201 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,485 繼續下去 202 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,647 遲早到監獄看你 203 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,982 監獄，這兒跟監獄有什麼分別 204 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,386 告訴你，如果我真出來混 205 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,593 你阻止得了我嗎 206 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,622 見到這幾個腦殘了嗎 207 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,661 他們都是我手下 208 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,025 你又能怎樣 209 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,103 我叫你來當兵 210 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,005 就是要你跟他們斷絕關係 211 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,837 我更應該跟你們斷絕關係 212 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,801 你們要移民對嗎 213 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,038 那就應該你們去當兵 214 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,940 搞到父債子還 215 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,609 兒子，別這樣 216 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,943 你們別再纏著我 217 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,649 你們真的很煩 218 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,155 走 219 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,427 走吧 220 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,758 你最好別跟這種人混在一起 221 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,861 不，你應該跟所有人通力合作 222 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,896 群體合作和戰友間感情是很重要的 223 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,770 別擔心 224 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,743 我有ＩＱ和ＥＱ 225 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,674 我不會樹立任何敵人 226 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,646 因為在這裡，我唯一的敵人 227 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,444 是我自己 228 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:16,915 對 229 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:17,813 乖孩子 230 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,912 專業爆破專家 231 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,823 一群所向披靡的戰士 232 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,352 我們無所不能 233 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:30,829 （無懼前方障礙） 234 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,354 無懼前方障礙 235 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,367 閃開，別成為我的障礙 236 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,829 這個兵營跟別的很不一樣 237 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,001 青蛙，還是有翅膀的青蛙 238 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,702 我看這裡的軍官 239 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,734 超喜歡到芽籠去吃田雞粥 240 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:53,616 你還好吧 241 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,448 住嘴 242 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,044 好的 243 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,727 經過一些無聊的儀式 244 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,465 指揮官發言 245 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,365 家長詢問腦殘的問題 246 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,531 以及指揮官回覆說了等於沒說的答案後 247 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,741 我們正式成為了ＮＤＵ新兵 248 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,681 而我人生新篇章正式開始 249 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,449 很多人 250 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,783 包括你們新兵 251 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,014 愛取笑蛙人部隊為 252 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,524 毫無紀律的部隊 253 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,621 我向你們保證 254 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:40,795 我們是最注重紀律的作戰部隊 255 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,858 自說自話 256 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,594 你暫時可選擇不信 257 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,999 但是你終究會相信 258 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,866 你們不是一般軍種 259 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:56,680 你們即將成為蛙人戰士，兩棲特種兵 260 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:03,453 你們將面對我嚴苛的超高要求 261 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:08,986 你們的道路將不會平坦 262 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,456 如果我們通力合作 263 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,360 便會無懼前方障礙 264 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,302 各位弟兄 265 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:23,840 你們準備好與我一起 勇闖這條荊棘路了嗎 266 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,969 是，長官 267 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,777 在蛙人部隊 268 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,774 你們必須擁有最佳的體能 269 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,952 以及心理素質 270 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,312 只有最強者能通過考驗 271 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,791 基本軍訓只是熱身 272 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,659 戰鬥蛙人訓練才是重頭戲 273 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,500 你們要通過蛙人訓練 274 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,599 就必須在訓練中豁盡全力 275 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,403 記得 276 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,768 你們不是第一個 277 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,811 也永不會是最後一個 278 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,343 明白嗎 279 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,746 是，長官 280 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,578 現在把你們交給 281 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,452 王教官 282 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,861 全體新兵 283 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,362 把上衣脫掉 284 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,868 「脫掉上衣」 這句話的哪個部份你們不明白 285 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,704 快脫掉 286 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,509 你，出列 287 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,017 是，教官 288 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,584 不是你，不過沒關係 289 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:46,758 你留下 290 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,950 你，出列 291 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,723 是，教官 292 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,597 我要你們每一位 293 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,527 睜大眼睛看清楚 294 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,764 兩位隊友 295 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,832 你們現在大部分 296 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,734 都長這樣子 297 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,843 課程結束時 298 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,845 希望大家都竭盡所能 299 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,811 把身體練成 300 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,821 這個樣子 301 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,448 我的要求是否過高 302 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,647 不，長官 303 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,920 我的要求是否過高 304 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,860 不，教官 305 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,028 很好 306 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:25,864 歸隊 307 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:26,898 是教官 308 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,802 我要大家記得 309 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,730 蛙人精神 310 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:35,536 榮譽 311 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,376 廉正 312 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,376 以及 313 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,746 團隊精神 314 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,512 牢牢記住 315 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,446 清不清楚 316 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,842 是，教官 317 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,483 趴下 318 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,913 軍隊裡那麼多單位 319 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,586 偏偏倒楣被丟到這裡 320 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,392 為何偏偏選我不是你 321 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,423 在烈日下大海裡奄奄一息 322 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,664 我在這裡幹嘛 323 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,832 為何不是你，卻偏偏是我 324 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,809 我想知道（為何是我） 325 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,573 從早到晚被痛苦折磨 326 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,273 無論什麼兵種 327 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,715 都必須接受基本軍事訓練 328 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,686 我們必須穿上綠色陸軍制服 329 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,381 即使我們棣屬海軍 330 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,479 全身佈滿瘀青損傷 331 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,491 沒得逃避只得認命 332 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,722 我在這裡幹嘛 333 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,731 為何不是你，卻偏偏是我 334 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,792 我想知道（為何是我） 335 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,362 從早到晚被痛苦折磨 336 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,210 四十八班 337 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,647 拆槍，開始 338 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:33,815 完成 339 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,724 非常好 340 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,698 你打破了記錄 341 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,463 十全十美十秒鐘 342 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,869 長官，我想把秘訣跟大夥分享 343 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:47,805 好啊 344 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:48,773 出列 345 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,307 我秘訣是 346 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,267 把拆槍的步驟 347 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,835 以饒舌歌幫助記憶 348 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,436 準備 349 00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,379 麥克風試音 350 00:21:59,385 --> 00:21:59,851 開始 351 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,410 把彈夾取下，再把螺絲一推 352 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,651 拉出槍柄和槍膛 353 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:09,422 再把撞針一敲使它飛脫 354 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,595 完成 355 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,263 大家已經知道了他的秘訣 356 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,866 我要大家都能跟他一樣快 357 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,625 十全十美 358 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,531 十秒鐘 359 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,073 你要去見習軍官訓練學校是你的事 360 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,242 別連累大家 361 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,109 翻譯 362 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,634 別害所有人被罰 363 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,910 抱歉，我只是盡我本份 364 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,042 其實我只想分享我的秘訣 365 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,711 好讓你們跟我一樣優秀 366 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:35,253 完成 367 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,914 沒料到你們會覺得我在害你們 368 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,990 當兵前有人告訴我 369 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,787 每個單位裡一定會有個花樣十足的人 370 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,229 我不相信，想不到還真讓我遇上 371 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,663 你花樣能少點嗎 372 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,260 你媽沒教過你 373 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,064 大人說話，小孩別插嘴 374 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:50,932 你想黏牆壁 375 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,629 你要記得吃藥 376 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,936 要不然你搞不清楚 377 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,237 誰是大人誰是小孩 378 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,107 我不知道罵人，是你爸的專利 379 00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,838 只有你能罵，我不能罵 380 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,736 厲害就好，不要互相傷害 381 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:04,239 翻譯 382 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,049 全家慘（粵語：全家死光） 383 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,208 全家慘 384 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,121 什麼意思 385 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,198 來 386 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,603 羅邦，你還真像便利店 387 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,628 別小看我這個便利店 這個叫：ＮＤＵＣ 388 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,230 ＮＤＵＣ 389 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,673 ＮＤＵＣ，蛙人部隊超市 390 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,768 你們拿了什麼要記下來 391 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:33,802 別欺負我老實人 392 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,083 你們有沒有聽說過一個變態教官 叫天下第二 393 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,842 天下第二 394 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,648 你也聽說過天下第二 395 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,947 這麼說，這傢伙在ＮＤＵ一定很出名 396 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,690 天下第二有什麼好怕 397 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,214 要怕也該怕天下第一 398 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,716 對啊，為何他叫天下第二 399 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,160 他之所以叫天下第二 400 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,596 因為他是ＮＤＵ出了名的變態教官 401 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,190 然後 402 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,895 同時也是全武裝部隊不靠氧氣筒 403 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,136 潛水時間第二久的記錄保持者 404 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,136 由於水壓的緣故 405 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,608 他的臉部神經全部壞死 406 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,838 永遠只有一個表情 407 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,111 奶奶發嗲、父母發瘋、朋友發病 408 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,978 撿到錢、挖到寶、中彩票 409 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,815 清明節、聖誕節、情人節 410 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,149 不過幸好 411 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,786 我聽說他被調走了 412 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,890 幸好 413 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,929 真可惜 414 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,902 有機會調文職也不去 415 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,070 笨蛋 416 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:33,836 羅邦 417 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,002 為什麼你的零食能無限供應 418 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,233 你到小賣部進貨對嗎 419 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,801 別亂說，我們是不能去小賣部的 420 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,779 這是我的商業秘密，不告訴你 421 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,945 各位，善意提醒 422 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,782 這些垃圾食品有害健康 423 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,751 不過偶爾吃一次沒關係 424 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:51,915 晚安，美夢 425 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:53,888 去睡吧 426 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:56,622 各位 427 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,693 今天要學的是防溺水 428 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:03,062 這是用來加強蛙人在水中的信心 429 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,091 開始 430 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:26,785 呼吸管道 431 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:27,792 檢查呼吸 432 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,137 各位 433 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,800 你們可以笑，你們可以鬧 434 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,034 但要認真用心觀看示範 435 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,600 這可是人命關天 436 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,133 要嚴肅對待 437 00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:49,107 大家已經看過了示範 438 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,775 我們開始練習 439 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:51,612 準備好了嗎 440 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:52,647 是，教官 441 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,719 第一組，我要洛基 442 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:58,818 還有亨利 443 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,760 幹嘛 444 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,931 這不是美男秀，想被罰 445 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:10,866 各就各位 446 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:11,597 是，長官 447 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,576 下一組，我要 448 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:23,943 黑龍 449 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:25,642 還有 450 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,086 羅邦 451 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,213 我跟誰都可以，不跟他行嗎 452 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,714 我還沒嫌棄你呢 453 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,817 你想怎樣 454 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:35,589 這是幹嘛 455 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:36,594 相親啊 456 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,596 想成為蛙人，就得學習互相合作 457 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,858 將來出任務 458 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:41,263 難道你只挑你喜歡的組員嗎 459 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:42,926 不，教官 460 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,272 躺下 461 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:51,734 你躺下 462 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:52,905 是，教官 463 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:06,854 王八蛋，你想惹事 464 00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:07,855 你幹嘛 465 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,556 教官，他往我嘴裡吐口水 466 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,588 意外 467 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:13,255 意外 468 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,561 我就讓你們知道什麼叫意外 469 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,068 既然你們不知道什麼是團隊合作 470 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,906 今天我就讓你們痛不欲生 471 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,135 生意太好了，多拿點貨過來 472 00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,761 我樓下等你 473 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,602 你給我的錢，媽媽拿走了 474 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,204 我現在沒錢交學費 475 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,813 再來 476 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,655 去睡覺 477 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,623 睡什麼，再來一局 478 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:34,975 那是什麼 479 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:37,614 撲克牌 480 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:38,942 幹嘛 481 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:40,750 開賭場 482 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:42,253 不是，長官 483 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:44,716 這撲克牌是 484 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:45,723 算命用的 485 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,658 算命 486 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,829 神算大師 487 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:00,905 替我算算命 488 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:10,710 教官 489 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:12,606 請挑一張牌 490 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,551 你一定以為我會挑中間的 491 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:16,878 我偏偏挑這張 492 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,261 這張牌說的是 493 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,997 你命犯天煞孤星 494 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,596 注定無子終伴 495 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,004 孤獨一生 496 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,164 我不明白 497 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,242 你能說得簡單點嗎 498 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:41,879 也即是全家慘（粵語：全家死光） 499 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:43,648 全家慘 500 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:44,315 是的 501 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,013 什麼意思 502 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,679 全家慘 503 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:51,752 我不知道 504 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,724 我只知道，沒錢很慘 505 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,060 全家慘 506 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,587 似乎是結合 507 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,265 謙虛 508 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:03,664 勇猛 509 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:05,069 和 510 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,103 溫柔 511 00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,097 全家慘 512 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,133 聽起來不錯 513 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,579 全家慘 514 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,110 其實我從小就「全家慘」 515 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,685 天生如此 516 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,177 不過現在 517 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,814 我要你告訴我 518 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,553 住在這營房裡的人 519 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:29,250 一分鐘後的命運 520 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,868 你這四個別再哀嚎鬼叫 521 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:45,877 閉嘴照做 522 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:46,935 是你們自作孽 523 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,809 黑龍，感覺如何 524 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,151 你沒預先算到自己的命運嗎 525 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,816 「全家慘」很好對嗎 526 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,631 動作完成，教官 527 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,655 稍息 528 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:10,990 四十八班 529 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,667 今天就算了 530 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,907 日後若讓我再見到撲克牌 531 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,976 或者其他賭具 532 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,805 我告訴你們 533 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:24,577 我會罰到你們見不到隔天的太陽 534 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:25,579 清楚 535 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,176 是，教官 536 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,660 算命，你可真會算 537 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,597 算到我們四個差點沒命 538 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,065 算命 539 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,695 剛才要不是你走路像大閘蟹 540 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:46,898 我的撲克牌會被發現嗎 541 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,040 我告訴你，像你這種白癡 542 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,132 我在香港打的不少 543 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:51,642 香港古惑仔 544 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,668 這是新加坡，別惹我發笑 545 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,838 猛虎不及地頭蛇 546 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,040 你媽沒教過你 547 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:58,072 我只聽過不是猛龍不過江 548 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:03,984 算了 549 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,887 我給你黏牆壁 550 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,789 算了 551 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,698 別去惹這種流氓 552 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,138 不好意思，拉肚子 553 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,645 沒事吧 554 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,640 你朋友 555 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,012 你隊友 556 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,214 剛才要不是你拉著我 557 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,884 我早就讓他趴下吃屎送院 558 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,090 冷靜 559 00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:45,195 喂 560 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,964 你盯著 561 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:52,192 你在哪裡 562 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,139 兩棵樹之間扔進來 563 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,276 走 564 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:11,013 在這裡吃烤麵包跟外頭味道大不同 565 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,790 真的不一樣 566 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,657 剛才什麼事，為何那麼暴躁 567 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,262 那傢伙越來越過份 568 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:21,122 就這樣 569 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,265 家裡剛好發生一些事 570 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,168 差幾百塊 571 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,036 我又人在兵營，什麼也做不了 572 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,132 那傢伙又一直惹事，就爆發了 573 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,168 幾百塊也不是個大數目 574 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:34,969 錢不是問題 575 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,909 錢不是問題，問題是沒有錢 576 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,642 幾百塊我先借給你 577 00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:40,713 真的嗎 578 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,250 不過利息跟高利貸一樣 579 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:44,853 開玩笑 580 00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,203 今天是我們的休息日 581 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,829 休息日 582 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,636 今天是我們的休息日 583 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,239 休息日 584 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,073 今天是我們的休息日 585 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:07,908 休息日 586 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:09,710 今天是我們的休息日 587 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,645 休息日 588 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,243 乖孫在哪兒，看不到 589 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,847 每一個都黑黝黝的 590 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:18,987 而且穿著都一樣 591 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,218 制服當然一樣 592 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,894 看不到，我們下車看 593 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,038 老大 594 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,110 東西準備好了嗎 595 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,038 昨晚吃了榴槤 596 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:43,014 大小混在一起 597 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:44,675 今早第一泡 598 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,175 夠狠 599 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,913 找到Amy了嗎 600 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:53,214 你以為你媽是警方情報科 601 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:54,991 你就不能幫我嗎 602 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,652 她幫了你兩個星期，還不夠嗎 603 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,597 你夠了，開車 604 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,928 搗蛋鬼 605 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,135 別害我被罰 606 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,198 回家 607 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,836 雞尾會 608 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,936 這裡是不是雞尾會 609 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,739 不，居委會 610 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:19,014 菜市場前面一百二十六號街燈壞了 611 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:21,982 你們快點派人來修理 612 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,949 不然晚上很危險 613 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:25,852 你們知道了 614 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:27,847 別讓我再打來 615 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:30,156 下次我直接投訴總理公署 616 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:31,185 開始行動吧 617 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:32,925 哪一個 618 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,893 好 619 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,632 燈柱前打電話那個 620 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:38,860 是的，長官 621 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,172 一切順利 622 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,629 燈柱前那個 623 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:43,307 是 624 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,572 他們剛離開 625 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:46,609 打電話那個 626 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:47,940 對 627 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,846 好的，長官 628 00:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,289 糟糕 629 00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:04,889 傻豹 630 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,726 住手 631 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,704 這是我ＮＤＵ老大 632 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,965 你的ＮＤＵ老大 633 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,142 是啊 634 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,040 這個不是那個王… 635 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,842 我姓王 636 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,575 王教官 637 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:25,578 這是什麼 638 00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,782 香港特產涼茶 639 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,254 香港涼茶 640 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:31,619 自己弄的 641 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,783 對，絕對自己弄的 642 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,257 好喝嗎 643 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:36,082 當然好喝 644 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:36,856 喝過嗎 645 00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:37,757 喝過 646 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:38,790 你呢 647 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:40,254 我沒喝過 648 00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,196 那試試看 649 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:42,232 馬上 650 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,462 我試試 651 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:43,967 試啊 652 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:44,559 我試 653 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:45,068 試啊 654 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:45,864 我試試 655 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:46,598 喝 656 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,173 我真的喝了 657 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:49,832 喝 658 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:04,354 如何 659 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,223 好喝嗎 660 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,991 超級無敵好喝 661 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,158 你怎麼搞的 662 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,191 差點被你害死，笨蛋 663 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,000 你想用尿潑我教官 664 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,862 你要我以後日子怎麼過 665 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,029 你搞什麼鬼 666 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,038 我求求你機靈一點，傻豹哥 667 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,673 盡量盡量 668 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,208 有沒有搞錯，連個家字都能寫錯 669 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,081 因為我沒有家，所以不會寫 670 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,083 你可不可以整理一下 671 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,249 跟亂葬崗一樣 672 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:41,718 傻豹 673 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,988 來了 674 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,685 什麼事，老大 675 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,760 這不是我去當兵前吃剩的嗎 676 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:47,795 怎麼還在 677 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,990 這傻豹真是的 678 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,991 怎麼可以做出這種事 679 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:52,636 抱歉，老大 680 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,571 因為我最近很忙 681 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,871 你知道嗎 我們地盤最近好像發生了事情 682 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,008 那些學生開始欠我們保護費 683 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,102 還有一個 684 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,808 叫山豬的 685 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,676 超能打的，而且最嚴重的是 686 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,744 我發現蛇仔他們好像跟他走得很近 687 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,149 你人頭豬腦何必怕你的同類 688 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,854 你馬上跟我解決他 689 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,922 蛇仔他們如果敢出花樣 690 00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:18,996 打斷他狗腿 691 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:21,587 對了，老大 692 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,727 這湯是今早你媽… 693 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:25,665 我媽 694 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,067 不要 695 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,106 她除了會煲湯之外，還會什麼 696 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,103 她以為給我煲湯，我就會原諒她 697 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,167 她把我當白癡 698 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,144 老大，你別這樣 699 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,577 你喝點吧 700 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:38,079 不然我很難做 701 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:40,708 都說了不喝 702 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,649 你愛喝你喝 703 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,587 我剛才不是喝過了嗎 704 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,726 別這樣，老大，喝點吧 705 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,718 你那麼緊張我喝不喝 706 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,188 是否收了我老媽好處 707 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,125 沒有，沒有 708 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,096 沒有 709 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:00,863 沒有，才怪 710 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,901 這封是你的 711 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:04,408 不要 712 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,606 那我不是多了一千塊 713 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:07,674 一千塊 714 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,548 最討厭她的錢，我把它花光 715 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:14,811 八毛錢 716 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,177 謝謝 717 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,185 你的頭髮呢，怎麼都不見了 718 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,024 每個人當兵都一樣 719 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,256 居委會效率真高 720 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,695 我一投訴就來修了 721 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,659 對啊，你那麼厲害 722 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,860 你是怎麼跟他們說的 723 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,869 我說沒有街燈妳就沒法做功課 724 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,064 他們就派人來修了 725 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:33,867 亂說 726 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:35,706 讓我再摸摸 727 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:36,866 吃飯 728 00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,611 你這兩個星期訓練得如何 729 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:41,636 會不會很辛苦 730 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,938 有沒有被折磨 731 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:45,774 妳怎會知道這個詞 732 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,648 我看新兵正傳學的 733 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:49,980 他們是陸軍不一樣 734 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,750 我們的處罰叫Hammer 735 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,222 我們的集合叫Muster 736 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:54,986 我們的營房叫Cabin 737 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,083 我們的吃飯叫Chow 738 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:56,889 馬上Chow 739 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,161 你來幹嘛 740 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:02,628 你女朋友 741 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,599 我妹妹啦什麼女朋友 742 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,568 妹妹 743 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,933 你好，我是偉明 744 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:06,961 我是羅薇 745 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,098 羅薇，我是偉明 746 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,909 我叫羅邦，幹嘛你 747 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,066 對了 748 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:14,970 這是我答應要給你的 749 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,170 聘金 750 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,615 聘金娶我媽 751 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,016 娶你媽那需要這麼多 752 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,654 娶你妹，你不是答應了嗎 753 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,883 去你的，我幾時答應過 754 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,015 你想的美 755 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:27,713 可以把手機號碼給我嗎 756 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,124 我還在 757 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,185 開玩笑的，我媽打來了 758 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,698 媽，我快到了 759 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,063 謝謝你 760 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:37,764 再見羅薇 761 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:39,193 再見羅薇 762 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:40,169 你只跟羅薇說再見 763 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,138 不必跟羅邦我說再見 764 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,766 妳的手機號碼我直接跟你哥要 765 00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:43,796 去你的 766 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,576 吃飯，別理他 767 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,168 有沒東西吃，你媽我肚子餓 768 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,669 來，媽，坐下吃 769 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:52,747 哥，我分點給你 770 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,808 沒關係，妳吃 771 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,712 有沒有錢，拿點錢來 772 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,244 我上次不是給過你了，錢呢 773 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,124 你幾時給過我了 774 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,615 我那天不是給妳了嗎 775 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,028 你幾時給過我，你自己看看，哪有 776 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,602 還說你沒吸白粉 777 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,203 吸毒要坐牢的妳知道嗎 778 00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:21,173 你聽我說 779 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,608 你別吵，我還給妳 780 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,173 我還給妳，妳自己得小心 781 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,784 沒這個，我怎可能活到現在 782 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,161 你老爸是我害死的 783 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,629 我當初不掉頭就沒事了 784 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,099 是我害死你老爸 785 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,229 不是，那是意外 786 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,638 不關妳的事，你都沒錯 787 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,215 我在當兵，阿薇還小 788 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,616 妳這個樣子，妳想我怎樣 789 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,246 妳聽我說 790 00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:19,662 你被選入蛙人部隊 表兄弟姐妹都以你為榮 791 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,638 他們稍後會給你一個驚喜 792 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,475 四十八班，立正 793 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:32,541 四十八班，站好 794 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:34,807 晚上好，長官 795 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:35,819 晚上好 796 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,286 四十八班長報告 797 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,683 人數一百到齊，等候命令 798 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:41,589 稍息 799 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,489 四十八班，稍息 800 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:51,801 蛙人Ken chow，呼呀 801 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:56,206 歡迎蛙人Ken chow 802 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,566 不錯，你們怎知道這些 803 00:42:58,609 --> 00:42:59,473 網上搜的 804 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,578 好，不過不夠好 805 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,580 全體，伏地挺身 806 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,181 是，長官 807 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:07,848 他們只是小孩子 808 00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:09,820 這是我在軍營每天的生活 809 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,345 每時每刻 810 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,556 生活是殘酷的 811 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:16,218 你很無聊，這樣很好玩嗎 812 00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:17,855 多事 813 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,193 不錯啊 814 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:24,766 哥，想你 815 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:28,439 大姐，外甥當兵第一次回家 816 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:29,872 家裡就這麼熱鬧 817 00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,602 好像中元節普渡一樣 818 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,837 只差沒辦歌臺 819 00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:34,777 我不就請了你這個歌王來了 820 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,711 今天要是辦普渡 821 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,883 你肯定是那隻餓鬼 822 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:42,216 親家，你怎麼可以這麼說 823 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,551 我今天可不是白來的 824 00:43:43,588 --> 00:43:45,317 我可是來把米桶（福氣）帶給你的 825 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,789 你會那麼好給我米桶（福氣） 826 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,725 大姐，我真的把米桶（福氣）帶給你 827 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,320 這個最新款米桶 828 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,854 裡面的米吃過就會 829 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,198 健康快樂幸福 830 00:43:57,201 --> 00:44:00,329 給你賺大錢，全家發 831 00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,567 那你今天多吃點 832 00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,509 老公，請他喝酒 833 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,245 喝酒 834 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,445 你也過來吃點東西 835 00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:20,780 你手臂怎麼啦 836 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,793 他們是不是虐待你 837 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,727 這只是訓練的一部份 838 00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:26,356 你不知道ＮＤＵ不是人去的嗎 839 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:28,854 大姐，這裡也有 840 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,568 等等，我一定要拍下證據 841 00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,561 然後去投訴 842 00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:37,740 我一看就知道這種訓練很嚴格 843 00:44:37,742 --> 00:44:39,733 但是就算訓練再嚴格 844 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:43,235 之後也得到河裡撈屍體 845 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:46,674 大水溝阻塞也得潛水去疏通 846 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:48,582 這種兵只有兩個字能形容 847 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,344 什麼 848 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,320 屎工 849 00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:51,819 舅舅，謝謝 850 00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:53,787 你有沒有查清楚 851 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,258 那是以前 852 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,658 現在不是這樣了 853 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,696 現在的ＮＤＵ，就跟美國海豹部隊一樣 854 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,258 你懂嗎，特種部隊 855 00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:07,234 新加坡只有百分之零點一的人 有資格加入 856 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,803 我兒子就是其中之一 857 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:10,774 愛現 858 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,704 給你長知識 859 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,310 喝酒 860 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,475 這什麼酒，好喝 861 00:45:20,685 --> 00:45:25,179 這個叫Dester Beer 就是這啤酒，好喝吧 862 00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:27,557 你到哪兒去了 863 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,422 現在才打給我 864 00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:31,193 我過去兩星期不斷打給你 865 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,421 你去哪兒了 866 00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:34,758 我早晚不停打給你，發短信給你 867 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,690 你為何避開我 868 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:38,395 你不知道我在ＮＤＵ嗎 869 00:45:38,502 --> 00:45:40,333 全宇宙最辛苦的單位 870 00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:41,795 你怎麼能這樣對我 871 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:46,367 我現在打給你的原因是 872 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,537 我已經做出了決定 873 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:51,679 我們分手吧 874 00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:52,838 分手 875 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,514 你怎麼可以背叛我 876 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,687 你知道我現在身上每一寸 877 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,747 都受了重傷 878 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,349 而你卻還來傷我的心 879 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,720 我需要的是堅強的人 880 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:08,392 可以保護我、愛我、關心我 881 00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,799 理解我的感受 882 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,235 我需要有堅定意志 883 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,329 和思想成熟的人 884 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,502 你太孩子氣了 885 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,302 分手吧，放手吧 886 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,778 你電影看太多了 887 00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:23,871 你要的人根本不存在 888 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:27,411 即使到工廠訂製也不可能 889 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,282 你別妄想了 890 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,719 接電話 891 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:35,484 快接電話 892 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,436 混蛋 893 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,216 你要冷靜 894 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,317 這叫兵變，很普遍的 895 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,621 現在最重要的 896 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,455 是你得集中精神接受訓練 897 00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,584 這種事情很快就過去的 898 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,256 很快就會忘記的 899 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:18,266 我恨國民服役 900 00:47:18,402 --> 00:47:19,596 沒事的 901 00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:22,435 沒辦法，我出最後一招了 902 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,508 叫他去簽約當空軍戰鬥機師 903 00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,337 為何當戰鬥機師 904 00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:28,277 這樣就能離開ＮＤＵ 905 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,845 這樣行嗎 906 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,712 行的，很多人都這麼做 907 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,754 經過慎重考慮，我決定 908 00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:41,553 要加入空軍部隊，成為戰鬥機師 909 00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:43,727 我想飛，不想游泳 910 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:47,389 前途似錦 911 00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:48,529 謝教官 912 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,499 我也這麼認為 913 00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:52,235 我明早會轉告營長 914 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:54,263 但是善意提醒 915 00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:55,532 在你還沒調走之前 916 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:58,733 你還是得接受所有的訓練 917 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:00,534 沒得例外 918 00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:01,508 明白嗎 919 00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:02,710 是，教官 920 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,745 滾 921 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,213 謝教官 922 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:18,556 四十八班，趕快集合 923 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:21,755 眼睛紅了沒 924 00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:23,858 你又來了，不要啦 925 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,294 你每次裝病，都沒人相信 926 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:27,861 演戲講求天份 927 00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:29,203 你那麼壯 928 00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,173 演技好也沒用 929 00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,674 趕快集合 930 00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:45,312 我想跟你分享 931 00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:48,418 分享從補習那兒學到的心得 932 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:49,420 補習 933 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,690 是啊，特種部隊補習 934 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,493 第一，專注在訓練上面 935 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,495 第二，團隊合作 936 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:00,328 別連累隊友也算是一種團隊合作 937 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:02,706 你在說你自己嗎 938 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,864 不是，我只是分享我補習所學 939 00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:06,376 我只是分享秘訣 940 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:09,244 別擔心，要開心 941 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,645 不要相爭，要相愛 942 00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:11,704 跟你 943 00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:13,273 不是，別誤會 944 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:14,384 是跟大家 945 00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:17,514 別五十步笑百步 946 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,450 對啊，害人精竟然教人不要害別人 947 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:31,356 王教官 948 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:34,465 呼呀，王教官 949 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:35,729 呼呀 950 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,639 開始訓練前 951 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,170 有沒人感到身體不適 952 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:45,474 沒有，教官 953 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,208 教官 954 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,884 我可能患上紅眼症 955 00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:52,788 昨晚要當戰鬥機師 956 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:55,249 今早就紅眼症 957 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:57,424 既然你是個小病孩 958 00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,222 其他人去訓練時 959 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,660 你就在這裡站十五分鐘 960 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,325 如果過後眼睛仍然紅腫 961 00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:06,661 我就讓你去掛病號 962 00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:10,670 我需要一名自願者 963 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:13,700 跟他大眼瞪小眼 964 00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:17,405 之後再帶他去掛病號 965 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:18,746 有沒有自願者 966 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:20,411 我 967 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,748 怎麼又是你 968 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,253 四十八班只有你一個人嗎 969 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:25,755 對 970 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,618 不 971 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,285 很好，沒有團隊合作精神 972 00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:31,660 除了你之外 973 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:32,853 全體伏地挺身 974 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,296 教官，我也做，團隊精神 975 00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:52,407 今天是戰鬥蛙人訓練的第一天 976 00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,683 把木槳授予你們 977 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,412 象徵你們的新生 978 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:03,816 要牢記榮譽、廉正，以及團隊精神 979 00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:08,426 我祝你們在接下來的訓練順利 980 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:11,826 我現在把你們交給你們的主教官 981 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:16,197 他是一名經驗老到 982 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:19,767 要求嚴格的教官 983 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,744 他就是林教官 984 00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:24,847 綽號 985 00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:26,211 天下第二 986 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,455 我聽說他被調走了，怎麼還在 987 00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:41,462 糟了 988 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,190 長官 989 00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:46,436 交給你了，林教官 990 00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:47,231 謝長官 991 00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:53,608 四十八班 992 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:58,340 我聽說你們是一群窩囊廢 993 00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,180 裡頭有不少白癡腦殘 994 00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:03,418 你們如果認為之前很辛苦 995 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,219 你最好重新再衡量 996 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,256 因為在ＣＤＣ這裡 997 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,820 唯一好過的，只有昨天 998 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:14,831 ＣＤＣ的訓練比基本軍訓嚴苛多了 999 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,732 對體能以及意志力的要求更高 1000 00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:19,828 這裡的教官們都腦筋有問題 1001 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:23,434 不斷把我們往崩潰邊緣推 1002 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,866 天下第二說，唯一好過的是昨天 1003 00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:30,775 我當兵前早有準備 1004 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:34,648 都覺得最辛苦的永遠是明天 1005 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,288 更何況那些毫無準備的 1006 00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,252 ＣＤＣ，對我來說 1007 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:43,850 簡直就是通往地獄的道路 1008 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:52,698 很累嗎 1009 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,770 我一人能控制你們全隊 1010 00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,569 八個人竟然無法控制一艘橡皮艇 1011 00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:57,505 你有什麼毛病 1012 00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:00,509 很累嗎 1013 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,373 我再給你兩個人好嗎 1014 00:53:02,546 --> 00:53:03,274 真的嗎 1015 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,744 真的 1016 00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:05,772 當然是真的 1017 00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:11,253 混蛋，短命王八蛋 1018 00:53:11,255 --> 00:53:12,745 成事不足，敗事有餘 1019 00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,382 你這個全家慘 1020 00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:16,382 我不讓你黏牆壁，我就不叫黑龍 1021 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,661 別想那麼多了 1022 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,724 我們去鍛鍊，一會兒就沒事了 1023 00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:28,862 我在船上的時候，一點都不好玩 1024 00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:29,873 我真的很不內疚 1025 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,400 住嘴，別再說了 1026 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,344 你還真欠揍 1027 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,308 這種人在當年早就被人蓋棉被了 1028 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,311 蓋棉被幹嘛 1029 00:53:39,349 --> 00:53:40,316 揍啊 1030 00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:34,463 不好意思 1031 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,229 有人嗎 1032 00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,310 外面有人嗎 1033 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,360 開門啊，別鬧了 1034 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:00,253 教官見到我光著屁股 1035 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,628 大家都要受罰 1036 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:03,531 快點開門 1037 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:11,733 別玩了，求你們開門 1038 00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:15,209 待會被發現又要被罰了 1039 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,742 對不起，快開門 1040 00:55:18,882 --> 00:55:19,507 什麼事 1041 00:55:19,716 --> 00:55:20,375 謝謝 1042 00:55:25,389 --> 00:55:26,720 求求你們把鎖頭打開 1043 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,349 我要拿我衣服 1044 00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:33,163 把鑰匙給我 1045 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:38,725 求求你們，我向你們道歉 1046 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,397 我知道我剛才又連累了你們 1047 00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:43,830 我又不是故意的 1048 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,434 我發誓，我下次會改進的 黑龍，求求你 1049 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:48,738 其實也不算是我錯 1050 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:50,646 不是你錯，難道是我錯 1051 00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:52,274 是我錯 1052 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,840 你這全家慘，聽清楚了 1053 00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:55,646 如果你再連累我們一次 1054 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,618 就一次 1055 00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:58,482 我會把你的鑰匙扔到樓下操場 1056 00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,513 讓你光著屁股下去撿 1057 00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:01,316 你明白嗎 1058 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:01,881 知道了 1059 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,554 混蛋 1060 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:14,496 兄弟們，謝謝 1061 00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:17,763 其實我想讓你們知道 1062 00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:22,734 我今天從你們身上得到一個寶貴教訓 1063 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,281 絕對有助於我的成長 1064 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:31,220 你們可別介意 1065 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:33,587 王教官說過 1066 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,455 不准賭博 1067 00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:36,289 住嘴 1068 00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:37,555 尤其在營房內 1069 00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:38,424 住嘴 1070 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:41,262 好的，住嘴 1071 00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:44,227 我想讓你們知道 1072 00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:47,368 我是一個你們能信賴的隊友 1073 00:56:49,506 --> 00:56:51,565 我知道你們愛玩樂 1074 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:52,697 我支持 1075 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:56,274 我假裝在外頭看書 1076 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,641 順便幫你們當哨兵 1077 00:56:57,648 --> 00:57:00,173 以防王教官突擊檢查 1078 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,376 我要確保你們能在一個既安全 1079 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:03,750 又舒適的環境下玩樂 1080 00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:04,787 呼呀 1081 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,456 滾出去 1082 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,676 哇佬，王教官 1083 00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,552 呼呀，王教官 1084 00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:42,855 晚上好 1085 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,197 你叫我哇佬王教官 1086 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:49,666 我長得很老嗎 1087 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,690 不，是呼呀王教官 1088 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:53,560 你們肯定有古怪 1089 00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:55,232 起立 1090 00:57:57,874 --> 00:58:01,833 各位，你們今天在搞什麼鬼 1091 00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:02,709 抽菸 1092 00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:03,338 沒有 1093 00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:04,309 色情刊物 1094 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:04,780 沒有 1095 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,543 叫外賣 1096 00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:06,443 沒有 1097 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,453 我以男子漢身份向您保證 1098 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,545 我對天發誓 1099 00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:13,455 他們絕對沒有幹你所說的那些事 1100 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,185 也絕對沒在賭錢 1101 00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:18,292 賭錢 1102 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,857 他們到底在幹嘛 1103 00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:22,490 我們在 1104 00:58:22,532 --> 00:58:23,726 唱聖歌 1105 00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:26,336 讀聖經，以及誠心祈禱 1106 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:28,668 祝福大家可以順利通過 1107 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,606 即將到來的克難週 1108 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:32,699 好虔誠 1109 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:38,213 我們還分享了有意義的聖經故事 1110 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,713 就像這個 1111 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,452 別不好意思嘛 1112 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:46,780 我即將跟您分享的是 1113 00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,620 摩西分開紅海 1114 00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:56,265 這不是聖經嗎 1115 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,629 我還能解釋 1116 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,235 我吃屎 1117 00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:13,744 快點 1118 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,512 一號，二號艇 1119 00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:19,685 很清楚顯示 1120 00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,485 我給你們方便，你們當隨便 1121 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:25,290 我不管你們在外頭如何呼風喚雨 1122 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:26,821 一旦在這裡 1123 00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:29,358 就得遵守這裡的規矩 1124 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,263 既然你們不斷顯露出 1125 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,599 死不改換的態度 1126 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,705 我就讓你們嘗嘗 1127 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,765 不斷改換的滋味 1128 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,216 換上四號軍裝 1129 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,654 五分鐘內換上潛水衣 1130 01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:06,663 這是你最佳水平嗎 1131 01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:07,534 不，教官 1132 01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:08,435 你想當什麼 1133 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,427 蛙人 1134 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,707 換上四號軍裝 1135 01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:39,862 換上潛水衣 1136 01:01:09,799 --> 01:01:11,494 跟陸軍不同 1137 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:15,596 我們的訓練基本有五項特色 1138 01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:16,606 陽光 1139 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,573 海水 1140 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,563 沙灘 1141 01:01:18,608 --> 01:01:19,438 汗水 1142 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,565 屎工 1143 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,549 濕沙操，不是叫你游泳 1144 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,186 童子軍，動作比你們快 1145 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,688 各種的懲罰花招以外 1146 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:37,716 教官們還偶爾會請我們吃著名的 1147 01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,592 灑上花生粉的糯米糰 1148 01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,797 是哪個混蛋把這麼變態的懲罰 1149 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:44,699 以我最喜歡的小吃來命名 1150 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,338 自從Ken發現 1151 01:01:49,339 --> 01:01:51,864 女友被突擊隊員搶走之後 1152 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,809 他脾氣變得非常暴躁 1153 01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:57,336 我覺得他一定會因此 1154 01:01:57,347 --> 01:02:00,646 惹禍上身 1155 01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:08,417 我恨扛輪胎訓練 1156 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,722 我不需要你喜歡，我只需要你盲幹 1157 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,831 繼續翻 1158 01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,236 你們真是窩囊 1159 01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:23,398 你們到底在幹嘛 1160 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:24,298 繼續翻 1161 01:02:25,308 --> 01:02:26,798 別一直表現得可憐兮兮 1162 01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:27,832 你們到底在幹嘛 1163 01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:28,844 繼續翻 1164 01:02:28,878 --> 01:02:30,277 真是一群廢物 1165 01:02:31,314 --> 01:02:33,782 身體那麼壯那麼沒用 1166 01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:34,681 住嘴 1167 01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:35,673 我受夠了 1168 01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,614 這個訓練有什麼用 1169 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,349 靠扛輪胎能打贏戰爭嗎 1170 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:40,454 這完全沒用 1171 01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:42,448 我已經盡了百分百全力 1172 01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:43,584 你卻還要刁難我 1173 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,422 我比你們所有教官都強 1174 01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:46,520 你們口水多過茶 1175 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:47,587 說的比做的厲害 1176 01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:48,864 你住口 1177 01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:52,599 這是幹什麼 1178 01:02:52,669 --> 01:02:56,332 他說他比我們所有教官都強 1179 01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,434 我很驚訝 1180 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,274 你這是向我們挑戰嗎 1181 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:03,538 我說的是實話 1182 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:04,512 實話 1183 01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,675 實話將會傷害你 1184 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:07,807 既然你認為 1185 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,378 全部教官都那麼沒用 1186 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,547 他比我年輕力壯 1187 01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,620 不然你就跟我比一比 1188 01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:16,824 輪胎賽跑 1189 01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:18,555 我讓你二十公尺 1190 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:20,753 大操場 1191 01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:22,193 五分鐘後見 1192 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:23,199 不要啊，長官 1193 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,489 沒問題，走吧 1194 01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:28,862 開始 1195 01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:30,428 後退 1196 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:31,663 別理他 1197 01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:34,234 別碰他 1198 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:35,762 後退 1199 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:42,436 你不是想挑戰我嗎 1200 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,202 我告訴你 1201 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,848 你是我所遇過最爛的挑戰者 1202 01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:49,748 跟你說話的時候立正站好 1203 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,282 站好 1204 01:04:51,788 --> 01:04:52,550 是，長官 1205 01:04:55,358 --> 01:04:56,586 這裡都是頂尖精英 1206 01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,796 你根本不配在這裡 1207 01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:04,299 打從你第一天踏進這裡開始 1208 01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:05,267 我已經開始留意你 1209 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:07,592 打電話 1210 01:05:08,271 --> 01:05:08,794 傳簡訊 1211 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:10,634 你以為我看不到嗎 1212 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,772 每項訓練 1213 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:14,510 你都心不在焉 1214 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,345 不斷找尋理由偷懶 1215 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:17,741 你以為我都不知道嗎 1216 01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,875 你掛了十二次病號 1217 01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:24,282 假裝紅眼症 1218 01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,250 減壓症 1219 01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:27,581 從頭到腳趾頭 1220 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:30,453 你都有毛病 1221 01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:33,262 你把這裡當什麼地方 1222 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,355 夏令營 1223 01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:37,758 我不會再忍受你的怠慢態度 1224 01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:39,461 ＮＤＵ只歡迎精英 1225 01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,667 你一直希望離開 1226 01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:44,172 去加入空軍部隊成為戰鬥機師 1227 01:05:45,308 --> 01:05:46,275 告訴你 1228 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,771 我會親自完成你的品性評估報告 1229 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,406 空軍部隊就會瞭解你的爛態度 1230 01:05:51,414 --> 01:05:52,403 你想飛嗎 1231 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:54,477 你只能讓風箏飛 1232 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,647 你根本不配在這裡 1233 01:05:58,421 --> 01:05:59,718 你一直想離開 1234 01:06:00,423 --> 01:06:02,721 不必再大傷腦筋 1235 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:05,491 你 1236 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:06,256 被 1237 01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:07,222 退訓了 1238 01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:18,939 你就好了 1239 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,136 你終於不必當蛙人 1240 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,611 成為了自由人 1241 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,647 恭喜 1242 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,012 你總算離開了地獄 1243 01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:28,279 對，離開就對了 1244 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:29,842 看你四肢發達 1245 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,012 只會裝病 1246 01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,920 裝到全世界都看不起你 1247 01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:33,820 你的離開 1248 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,916 絕對是造福人群 1249 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:36,823 幹得好 1250 01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,115 謝謝你 1251 01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:39,992 你裝病裝得那麼明顯的事 1252 01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:42,793 教官們一定會通知空軍 1253 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:45,597 你的申請可能就不會被批准了 1254 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:46,101 你說真的 1255 01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:46,863 當然 1256 01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:49,895 海陸空三軍共用一個數據庫 1257 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,599 你怎麼知道 1258 01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:54,075 我從書上看到的 1259 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,144 管他呢，我不理了 1260 01:06:56,746 --> 01:06:57,906 當我去了空軍 1261 01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,676 將是新的開始 1262 01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:00,979 新的人生，新的態度 1263 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:01,847 嶄新的我 1264 01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:02,783 相信我 1265 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,911 讓我來跟你分析一下 1266 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:08,048 退訓不錯是很痛快 1267 01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:09,080 但是你有沒有想過 1268 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,093 要是被你的女友和她的突擊隊男友 1269 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:11,958 知道你被踢走 1270 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:13,189 他們就會更痛快 1271 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,060 為什麼呢 1272 01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:15,689 因為被他們說中了 1273 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,063 你孩子氣，不成熟 1274 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,089 所以才會被退訓 1275 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:19,033 我說真的 1276 01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:20,592 你這個偉大的故事 1277 01:07:20,603 --> 01:07:23,800 將會被那光頭 說到他退役拿退休金為止 1278 01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,967 你的大名在ＮＤＵ裡 1279 01:07:26,009 --> 01:07:27,943 肯定比操場上那隻青蛙還出名 1280 01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:29,002 我不騙你 1281 01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:30,673 對，想清楚 1282 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,674 如果我是你女友 1283 01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:33,671 我也肯定不要你 1284 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:34,273 為什麼 1285 01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:35,649 因為你爛 1286 01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:36,619 沒骨氣 1287 01:07:36,619 --> 01:07:38,814 所以他才會找一個戴紅帽的 1288 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,219 來拿頂綠帽給你戴 1289 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:43,191 兄弟，別那麼激動 1290 01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:44,216 我說的是事實 1291 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,090 事實是殘酷的 1292 01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,959 對，事實是殘酷的 1293 01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:48,590 生活也是殘酷的 1294 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:52,232 那你們要我怎麼做 1295 01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:54,065 我已經把事情搞砸了 1296 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,264 已經沒有回頭路了 1297 01:07:55,305 --> 01:07:57,102 只有完成蛙人訓練課程 1298 01:07:57,106 --> 01:07:58,130 才能挽回你的女友 1299 01:07:58,174 --> 01:07:59,766 還有面子 1300 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,135 對，快去跟天下第二道歉 1301 01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:03,702 哀求他，讓你留下 1302 01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:05,840 之後咬緊牙關，完成課程 1303 01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:13,147 他第一次說人話 1304 01:08:13,189 --> 01:08:13,985 你還不聽 1305 01:08:14,223 --> 01:08:15,690 天下第二 1306 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:16,914 我絕不會向 1307 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,190 那個死光頭道歉 1308 01:08:20,296 --> 01:08:21,923 我們蛙人不該如此 1309 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,228 如果我是你 1310 01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:25,097 我一定完成我的ＣＤＣ 1311 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,796 然後在畢業典禮時 1312 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,235 大大方方邀請你女友 1313 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,966 和她的突擊隊男友前來觀禮 1314 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,132 看看你的勇猛新造型 1315 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,732 這等於摑她一巴掌 1316 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,801 之後調到空軍成為戰鬥機師 1317 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,038 等於再摑她一巴掌 1318 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,945 這樣左一巴，右一巴 1319 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:39,574 讓她回家找她爸爸 1320 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,948 而且順便可以把那個看不起你的死光頭 1321 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,009 氣到掉頭髮 1322 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:44,987 掉眉毛 1323 01:08:45,989 --> 01:08:46,853 說得好 1324 01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:50,655 這也正是我想說的 1325 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,884 不要臉 1326 01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,691 拿人家屁股當臉皮 1327 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,198 我真想馬上讓你黏牆壁 1328 01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:04,839 睡覺 1329 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,802 關燈 1330 01:09:14,017 --> 01:09:15,644 教官 1331 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,952 是 1332 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:20,654 教官 1333 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,617 你能幫我嗎 1334 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,158 你為何要在這種人身上浪費時間 1335 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,823 他根本是個廢物 1336 01:09:28,297 --> 01:09:31,994 他的態度只會把四十八班水平拖垮 1337 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:34,803 我會幫他求情 1338 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,101 是因為我覺得 1339 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:38,073 他似乎有改過的決心 1340 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,074 王教官 1341 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,736 如果他下次再犯錯 1342 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,005 我會負全責 1343 01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:43,069 王教官 1344 01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:44,101 這次 1345 01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:45,171 上次 1346 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:46,613 下次 1347 01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,981 狗改不了吃屎 1348 01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,782 他那種要不得的態度 1349 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:53,653 對於訓練的消極心態 1350 01:09:53,656 --> 01:09:55,647 只會把整個單位拖垮 1351 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,683 也會使我們蒙羞 1352 01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:58,250 說真的 1353 01:09:58,261 --> 01:10:00,855 我給了他機會離開 1354 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,660 他最好識趣點馬上走 1355 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:03,597 長官 1356 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:04,924 你在這裡幹什麼 1357 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:06,591 請聽我說 1358 01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,901 我知道我愛裝病 1359 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,805 態度又糟糕 1360 01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:12,707 孩子氣，又不成熟 1361 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,836 但是我已經知道錯了 1362 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,071 我想改變 1363 01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:18,274 我需要的只是一個機會 1364 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,213 你的機會來了 1365 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,082 就是離開這裡 1366 01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:24,848 你的態度 1367 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,013 以及負面的處世態度 1368 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:29,219 只會讓全體隊友蒙羞 1369 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,749 如果我讓你留下 1370 01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:32,784 你將會是ＮＤＵ的恥辱 1371 01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,926 我承認 1372 01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,228 我曾經如此 1373 01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:37,892 其實我是很壯的 1374 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,197 我會向您證明 1375 01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:41,966 我自願繞操場跑二十圈 1376 01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:43,903 三十圈 1377 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,030 五十圈 1378 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,702 我馬上就跑五十圈 1379 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,214 第五圈 1380 01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:07,059 第十五圈 1381 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,867 第三十圈 1382 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,611 跑五十圈代表他還有機會留下來 1383 01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:31,745 起碼他正在爭取 1384 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,688 他做著正確的事 1385 01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:34,986 呼呀 1386 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,922 呼呀 1387 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:36,983 呼呀 1388 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,106 你們看 1389 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,107 下雨了 1390 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,232 才三十三圈 1391 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:56,643 肯定跑不完五十圈 1392 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:58,947 看來還是會被踢出去 1393 01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:15,286 長官 1394 01:12:15,898 --> 01:12:16,557 別跑了 1395 01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:17,588 雨下大了 1396 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:18,657 有雷電警報嗎 1397 01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:19,690 沒有 1398 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,703 我不該對一點雨水感到畏懼 1399 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,968 讓我完成它 1400 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:26,197 好 1401 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:27,267 那我們一起跑 1402 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,014 各位，別害羞 1403 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,779 是時候表現我們的團隊精神了 1404 01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:40,653 呼呀 1405 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:44,919 你們怎麼啦 1406 01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:45,859 我們是隊友 1407 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:46,658 同班的 1408 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:47,754 還是同艇的 1409 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,731 他做得到 1410 01:12:49,732 --> 01:12:50,630 我們也做得到 1411 01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:51,793 吃屎吧你 1412 01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:54,260 沒關係 1413 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,235 算了做不到 1414 01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:58,900 第四十八圈 1415 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,010 第四十九圈 1416 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,210 第五十圈 1417 01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:49,018 除了我還會有誰（請告訴我） 1418 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,583 除了我還會有誰 1419 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:54,120 挺身捍衛我們的家園（海軍蛙人） 1420 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:57,030 我們誓死戰鬥（每一天） 1421 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,728 剛強勇猛、維護盛名（每一刻） 1422 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,066 堪稱 1423 01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:04,062 海中霸主、海軍榮耀（呼呀） 1424 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:07,240 我們是海軍戰士 1425 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,800 戰鬥蛙人 1426 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:11,177 我們水陸兩棲，艱苦訓練 1427 01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:14,705 海陸空三軍最彪悍 1428 01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:16,651 無懼前方障礙 1429 01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:19,143 唯一好過的只有昨天 1430 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:21,918 艱苦磨練只是我日常訓練 1431 01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:23,915 鋼鐵體魄為心愛的人呈現 1432 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:24,756 四十八班 1433 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:25,983 訓練認真點 1434 01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:27,120 游泳時注意方向 1435 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,562 靠向那邊 1436 01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:29,689 你一直往那裡游 1437 01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:32,200 想游到三巴旺公園上岸回家是嗎 1438 01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:34,999 我怎能讓戰友孤軍作戰 1439 01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:37,972 我們堅強的理念 1440 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,670 榮譽、團隊精神、廉正 1441 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:42,735 我們並肩作戰、所向披靡 1442 01:14:42,745 --> 01:14:44,110 我們是精英中的精英 1443 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:45,238 很好 1444 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,578 這樣就對了 1445 01:14:46,615 --> 01:14:47,206 專心訓練 1446 01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:47,874 你行的 1447 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:48,576 很好 1448 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,618 這只是他悔改後的第一天 1449 01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:53,918 路還很長 1450 01:14:53,956 --> 01:14:54,980 別擔心 1451 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,252 他行的 1452 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,691 他可是我的隊員 1453 01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,127 我們誓死戰鬥（每一天） 1454 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:02,791 剛強勇猛、維護盛名（每一刻） 1455 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,129 堪稱 1456 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:07,158 海中霸主、海軍榮耀（呼呀） 1457 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:15,632 媽 1458 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:17,877 一切都好 1459 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:18,869 相信我 1460 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,577 明天再跟你聊 1461 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,742 知道了 1462 01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:25,811 愛你 1463 01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:26,913 晚上好 1464 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,816 兄弟 1465 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,157 螺絲起子借用一下 1466 01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:35,564 多少錢 1467 01:15:35,598 --> 01:15:37,031 免費 1468 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,226 謝了 1469 01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:41,894 什麼好東西 1470 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:43,666 你們是在幹嘛 1471 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,964 在靴子底部鑽幾個洞讓水流出 1472 01:15:46,008 --> 01:15:47,202 否則地獄週五天五夜 1473 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,233 腳都泡在濕濕的靴子裡 1474 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,642 肯定爛腳（諧音：性器官） 1475 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:50,245 好壞 1476 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:50,973 說粗口 1477 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,680 你以為我們聽不懂方言粗口 1478 01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:55,946 各位 1479 01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,985 你們都知道我不是一個粗俗的人 1480 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,285 但是這個詞 1481 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:03,156 我發誓，絕不是粗口 1482 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:07,653 他指的是腳爛，所以爛腳不是粗口 1483 01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:08,788 就像我的名字 1484 01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:11,266 曾謝郎，也不是粗口 1485 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,929 它們只是聽起來像粗口罷了 1486 01:16:13,969 --> 01:16:16,096 請別被爛腳冒犯 1487 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,968 你在說什麼爛腳 1488 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,999 越講越像粗口 1489 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,910 坐下 1490 01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:24,678 來 1491 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:26,980 五塊錢一支 1492 01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:28,040 永久保修 1493 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:29,615 記得付錢 1494 01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:33,679 為什麼大家都有小棍棍 1495 01:16:33,689 --> 01:16:34,815 我也想要 1496 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:38,023 是螺絲起子 1497 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:39,194 你會用嗎 1498 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,058 別擔心 1499 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:41,961 我可是專家 1500 01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:43,028 你去用個夠吧 1501 01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:43,724 謝謝你 1502 01:16:43,732 --> 01:16:44,198 英俊 1503 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:44,824 是 1504 01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:49,030 你真瞭解我 1505 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,103 我一直沒有時間去買 1506 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,268 我知道，地獄週五天不能洗澡 1507 01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:54,833 有這個至少能洗把臉 1508 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,012 三合一，Mud Foam加Serum，爽快 1509 01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:58,240 包你變得更俊俏 1510 01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:00,243 謝謝你的關心 1511 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:01,807 感謝你的惠顧 1512 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:02,783 記得還錢 1513 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:04,942 別瘋了 1514 01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:06,215 你怎麼帶到地獄週使用 1515 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:08,713 萬一被抓，我們會受到三合一懲罰 1516 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,593 山人自有妙計 1517 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,725 教官們一直都超有創意 1518 01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:20,598 讓我們跟橡皮艇打成一片 1519 01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,693 有時兩層 1520 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:27,769 有時三層 1521 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,135 辛苦加倍或三倍 1522 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:33,941 訓練已經進入越來越苦的階段 1523 01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:37,851 大家只能竭盡所能的去適應 1524 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,293 但是黑龍和我之間 1525 01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,922 還是無法互相適應 1526 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:50,627 二號艇，環扣伏地挺身 1527 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:58,738 對不起 1528 01:17:59,008 --> 01:17:59,975 你敢惹我 1529 01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:03,641 你幹嘛 1530 01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:04,713 他踢我的臉 1531 01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:05,680 我會在乎嗎 1532 01:18:05,714 --> 01:18:06,612 繼續訓練 1533 01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:08,079 抱歉 1534 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,648 二號艇，給我做一套標準動作 1535 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,190 開始 1536 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,007 你這個白癡 1537 01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:33,235 我前世是否殺了你全家 1538 01:18:33,275 --> 01:18:34,765 你怎麼老是跟我過不去 1539 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,108 翻譯 1540 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:37,768 福建話我算天才 1541 01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:38,707 廣東話 1542 01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:39,736 我是很菜 1543 01:18:39,782 --> 01:18:41,113 這很明顯只是個意外 1544 01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:41,980 他也不是故意的 1545 01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:43,076 對，黑龍我很抱歉 1546 01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:44,608 這只是意外 1547 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:45,946 老兄 1548 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:46,922 碰一下也不行 1549 01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:48,219 又不是女的 1550 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:48,986 你看看他 1551 01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:50,184 他也是一時頭昏 1552 01:18:50,192 --> 01:18:52,057 才耍醉拳，不小心打到你 1553 01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:53,254 你看他這副窩囊相 1554 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:54,194 他哪敢碰你 1555 01:18:54,196 --> 01:18:55,754 你別引我發笑 1556 01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:56,696 看到嗎 1557 01:18:56,699 --> 01:18:58,064 連我的小兄弟都在笑你 1558 01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:58,999 你再找事情 1559 01:18:59,034 --> 01:19:00,092 信不信我讓你黏牆壁 1560 01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:02,730 不服氣來 1561 01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:04,830 黑龍，都是我的錯 1562 01:19:04,873 --> 01:19:06,670 別打架 1563 01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:08,802 我們是隊友 1564 01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:09,641 不要相爭 1565 01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:10,167 要相愛 1566 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:11,746 我受不了你了 1567 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,214 我今天就讓你黏牆壁 1568 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,843 黏牆壁 1569 01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:21,122 別制止他們 1570 01:19:35,704 --> 01:19:36,193 黏牆壁 1571 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,763 想不到他自己黏牆壁 1572 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,601 原來這就是黏牆壁 1573 01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:13,936 我受夠你了 1574 01:20:16,945 --> 01:20:17,877 混蛋 1575 01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:20,106 你第一天就自封老大 1576 01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:22,583 大家都要奉承你 1577 01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:23,949 大家都要受你欺負 1578 01:20:24,119 --> 01:20:25,711 只因為你有紋身 1579 01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:27,188 大家就應該怕你嗎 1580 01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:30,725 你知道你這種情況在醫學上叫什麼嗎 1581 01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,819 Ａ.Ｄ.Ａ.Ｂ.Ｈ.Ｄ. 1582 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:36,093 混蛋不懂裝懂只會耍帥欺負弱小綜合症 1583 01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,858 我們不吭聲不代表我們比你懦弱 1584 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,935 因為我們情緒智商比你高 1585 01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:42,170 王八蛋 1586 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,160 告訴你 1587 01:20:43,605 --> 01:20:44,936 我從小習武 1588 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:46,867 拳擊、柔道、泰拳 1589 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,274 詠春、北派堂腿十二路 1590 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,904 自由搏擊、截拳道 1591 01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:53,638 我樣樣精通 1592 01:20:54,116 --> 01:20:56,141 但我為何願意一直被你欺負 1593 01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:58,648 因為我同情你 1594 01:20:59,655 --> 01:21:00,781 可憐的失敗者 1595 01:21:00,823 --> 01:21:03,121 缺乏愛，缺乏真正的朋友 1596 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,683 你缺乏媽媽的愛 1597 01:21:04,893 --> 01:21:05,985 缺乏爸爸的愛 1598 01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:07,592 我看你的愛 1599 01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:08,620 只來自你身邊那群小流氓 1600 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:09,857 只會呼呼喝喝 1601 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:10,593 亂發脾氣 1602 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,930 只為了掩飾你強烈的自卑感 1603 01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:15,796 你這個可憐可悲的王八蛋 1604 01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,668 你不是很會頂嘴的嗎 1605 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,578 如果我說錯了告訴我 1606 01:21:24,012 --> 01:21:25,639 打我，打我啊 1607 01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,259 很抱歉 1608 01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,294 我並沒有暴力傾向 1609 01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:46,162 我是一個很好相處的人 1610 01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:49,102 我也是有媽媽生的 1611 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,606 不是生下來給你欺負的 1612 01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:31,240 別怪我多嘴 1613 01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:33,575 我們的訓練已經很辛苦了 1614 01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:35,215 動不動就喊打喊殺 1615 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,753 惹是生非沒完沒了 1616 01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:45,124 入伍當天，見到你跟父母吵得很厲害 1617 01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,185 相信我 1618 01:22:47,229 --> 01:22:48,856 每個人都有家庭問題 1619 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,065 你的家庭問題，真的不算什麼 1620 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,932 算了，大家都是兄弟 1621 01:22:56,772 --> 01:22:58,205 消消氣，我請你吃宵夜 1622 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,004 上次送去哪裡 1623 01:23:02,044 --> 01:23:02,738 側門 1624 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,104 兩棵樹那兒 1625 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,743 當心點，那是我的秘密通道 1626 01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:07,749 別被發現 1627 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:10,675 你叫外賣 1628 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:11,875 很危險的 1629 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:12,920 膽小鬼 1630 01:23:12,955 --> 01:23:13,887 沒膽別吃 1631 01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:15,180 我也要吃 1632 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,091 那我也要 1633 01:23:18,794 --> 01:23:19,692 打不通 1634 01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:22,761 打給傻豹 1635 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:24,799 讓他買吧 1636 01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:31,869 老大我到了 1637 01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:33,675 人在哪兒 1638 01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:38,644 沒有啊 1639 01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:39,909 看到了 1640 01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:51,853 什麼事 1641 01:23:55,297 --> 01:23:56,264 你是四十八班的嗎 1642 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,728 是啊 1643 01:23:59,001 --> 01:23:59,729 幹嘛 1644 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,601 你們的外賣到了 1645 01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:02,827 麵包物語 1646 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,062 土司工坊 1647 01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:07,036 拿來 1648 01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,811 別告訴我你是 1649 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:20,014 教官 1650 01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:21,985 哪有教官剃光頭的 1651 01:24:22,024 --> 01:24:23,685 只有學員才剃光頭，不是嗎 1652 01:24:27,863 --> 01:24:28,830 那倒是 1653 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:32,094 不過我看你長得 1654 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:33,226 似乎很老 1655 01:24:33,268 --> 01:24:34,098 老實告訴你 1656 01:24:34,269 --> 01:24:36,669 我其實今年才十九歲 1657 01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:38,629 十九歲 1658 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:41,709 好吧 1659 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,046 這些東西誰叫你買的 1660 01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:46,136 不就是 1661 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:50,211 你想套我的話對嗎 1662 01:24:50,218 --> 01:24:52,914 這種事情不能在這兒說的 1663 01:24:52,955 --> 01:24:54,889 當然是讓你下來的那個人 1664 01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:56,885 不要侮辱我的智慧 1665 01:24:56,892 --> 01:24:57,824 我也是特種部隊 1666 01:24:58,660 --> 01:24:59,217 你也是特種部隊 1667 01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,191 特種外賣部隊 1668 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:05,223 好吧 1669 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,929 確定你不是教官 1670 01:25:11,974 --> 01:25:12,770 相信我 1671 01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:13,240 快點 1672 01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:20,945 不過你的確長得很老 1673 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:24,681 謝謝你 1674 01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:26,811 慢走 1675 01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:30,090 當心別讓教官見到 1676 01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:31,589 你也一樣 1677 01:25:31,593 --> 01:25:33,652 過馬路要看車 1678 01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:38,132 麵包物語 1679 01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:39,190 土司工坊 1680 01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:47,038 糟了 1681 01:25:47,042 --> 01:25:48,134 傻豹真是夠傻 1682 01:25:48,176 --> 01:25:49,939 他把我們的外賣，交給天下第二 1683 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,104 他現在快上來了，怎麼辦 1684 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:52,610 有沒有搞錯 1685 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,607 跟所有人說，關燈 1686 01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:57,243 假裝睡覺 1687 01:25:57,719 --> 01:25:58,686 關燈 1688 01:26:16,638 --> 01:26:17,605 那麼早睡 1689 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:19,833 外賣到 1690 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:20,705 快集合 1691 01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:25,310 這次完蛋了 1692 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:31,715 咖啡、茶或我 1693 01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:34,983 蛙人們，怎麼那麼早睡 1694 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,218 外賣送到了 1695 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,191 集合 1696 01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:44,990 糟了 1697 01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:50,835 來 1698 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:51,861 別害怕 1699 01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:53,897 我們是蛙人 1700 01:26:54,176 --> 01:26:56,144 全都是戰鬥勇士 1701 01:26:56,178 --> 01:26:57,770 別害怕，靠近一點 1702 01:26:58,313 --> 01:27:00,144 我感到非常抱歉 1703 01:27:00,315 --> 01:27:02,283 需要在半夜三更把你們叫醒 1704 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,879 妨礙你們八小時的休息時間 1705 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,020 而且明早又有嚴峻的訓練 1706 01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:09,316 也很抱歉海軍未能提供 1707 01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,052 合你們口味的膳食 1708 01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:14,028 害你們鋌而走險 1709 01:27:14,196 --> 01:27:15,925 指示外頭的特種部隊 1710 01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:17,932 把外賣送到我們這裡 1711 01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,135 沒聽說過外頭的特種部隊嗎 1712 01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:24,666 特種外賣部隊 1713 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,168 你們歷經千辛萬苦 1714 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:27,698 當然要吃點 1715 01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,407 不要白費精力 1716 01:27:30,045 --> 01:27:31,012 吃吧 1717 01:27:32,214 --> 01:27:33,181 不明白 1718 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:35,177 吃啊（印度語） 1719 01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:36,150 吃 1720 01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,007 還是不明白 1721 01:27:38,053 --> 01:27:40,021 吃吧，兄弟（馬來語） 1722 01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,247 吃吧，不明白 1723 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,919 乖小孩，吃麵包 1724 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,325 很好吃的 1725 01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:48,025 來吃吧（泰語） 1726 01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:49,155 還是不明白 1727 01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:50,095 不可能的 1728 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,327 麵包物語，土司工坊，很好吃 1729 01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,802 你開心，我開心，肚子開心 1730 01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:58,363 大家開心 1731 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,166 吃 1732 01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:01,038 拿去 1733 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:06,739 幹嘛 1734 01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:07,745 下巴脫臼 1735 01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:08,946 頭腦當機 1736 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:10,284 吃吧 1737 01:28:10,852 --> 01:28:12,979 盡情吃 1738 01:28:13,021 --> 01:28:14,682 沒事，吃吧 1739 01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:17,952 我批准你們吃，沒關係 1740 01:28:34,009 --> 01:28:35,943 只為了口腹之慾 1741 01:28:35,944 --> 01:28:38,777 你們竟不惜挑戰這裡的規矩 1742 01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:42,782 把外頭的食物帶進來 1743 01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,848 我向你們在場每一位保證 1744 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,718 我會不斷懲罰你們 1745 01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:57,892 直到有人承認為止 1746 01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,800 很好 1747 01:29:01,803 --> 01:29:03,100 還是沒人願意承認 1748 01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:05,063 八拍標準動作 1749 01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:07,705 四十八班，很好 1750 01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:08,903 經過了一小時 1751 01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:11,037 你們居然還能忍受 1752 01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:12,171 非常棒 1753 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,341 看來平時的訓練有了成果 1754 01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:16,078 只因為你的愚昧 1755 01:29:16,384 --> 01:29:18,375 飢餓與饞嘴 1756 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:21,118 你不惜去連累你的弟兄們 1757 01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:23,221 自私自利的個人主義者 1758 01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:26,220 你給我快點醒覺 1759 01:29:26,728 --> 01:29:28,093 罪魁禍首 1760 01:29:28,263 --> 01:29:29,787 最好馬上站出來 1761 01:29:29,998 --> 01:29:31,761 做個敢做敢當的男子漢 1762 01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,134 長官 1763 01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:38,102 是我 1764 01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:41,704 是我 1765 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,937 經過一小時的嚴懲 1766 01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:47,046 我們的英雄終於誕生了 1767 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:48,182 做得好 1768 01:29:50,952 --> 01:29:51,418 長官 1769 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:53,210 是我 1770 01:29:54,155 --> 01:29:54,951 不是羅邦 1771 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:57,316 這是幹什麼 1772 01:29:57,826 --> 01:29:58,690 婆媽連續劇 1773 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:00,755 爭著當英雄 1774 01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:01,727 好感動 1775 01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,191 還有沒有其他同黨 1776 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:05,722 還有英雄嗎 1777 01:30:05,767 --> 01:30:07,735 沒有的話，全體稍息 1778 01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,028 是，長官 1779 01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:17,910 各位 1780 01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:21,011 為了掩護犯事者 1781 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,711 你們被嚴懲了超過一小時 1782 01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:28,286 但我也見到了你們的堅持 1783 01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,219 不願出賣隊友 1784 01:30:31,993 --> 01:30:32,925 對此 1785 01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:34,954 我感到欣慰 1786 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:38,756 不過，在這裡 1787 01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:40,996 有必須遵守的規矩 1788 01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:43,294 你們 1789 01:30:44,072 --> 01:30:45,972 不能隨心所欲做任何事 1790 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,675 身為海軍蛙人 1791 01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:51,672 你們應該明辨是非對錯 1792 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:54,210 卻還明知故犯 1793 01:30:55,383 --> 01:30:58,181 這絕不是我們蛙人的精神 1794 01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:02,288 我不知道你們還犯過什麼過錯 1795 01:31:02,724 --> 01:31:03,884 從現在開始 1796 01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:06,190 先思考後行動 1797 01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:07,250 明白嗎 1798 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,762 是，長官 1799 01:31:29,117 --> 01:31:30,209 我們基本軍訓都完成了 1800 01:31:30,218 --> 01:31:31,150 你還沒放棄嗎 1801 01:31:34,122 --> 01:31:35,851 你不會瞭解的 1802 01:31:36,758 --> 01:31:37,986 我不會輕易放棄的 1803 01:31:39,260 --> 01:31:40,852 我太低估你了 1804 01:31:41,029 --> 01:31:41,495 漂亮 1805 01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:42,725 要吃嗎 1806 01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,797 羅邦、黑龍 1807 01:31:53,908 --> 01:31:55,705 抱歉，我爛 1808 01:31:56,044 --> 01:31:57,739 昨晚我應該站出來 1809 01:31:57,779 --> 01:31:59,371 結果連累到你們 1810 01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:01,978 其實我真不想回家 1811 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:02,984 不然我也留下來好嗎 1812 01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:04,050 你神經病 1813 01:32:04,052 --> 01:32:05,349 你這樣不是害我們白做嗎 1814 01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:06,251 回家吧 1815 01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:07,812 對嘛，別浪費時間 1816 01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,312 能回家趕緊回家，走吧 1817 01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,055 沒事的，別不好意思 1818 01:32:11,059 --> 01:32:12,117 我們都是兄弟 1819 01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,253 下次輪到我 1820 01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:16,026 黑龍、羅邦 1821 01:32:16,331 --> 01:32:17,263 謝謝你們救了我們 1822 01:32:17,298 --> 01:32:18,822 別傻了，說這些幹嘛 1823 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:21,867 我想過了 1824 01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:23,202 為了報答你 1825 01:32:24,005 --> 01:32:25,905 你妹妹今晚一個人賣報紙很危險 1826 01:32:26,274 --> 01:32:27,138 我犧牲 1827 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,069 我去陪她 1828 01:32:28,109 --> 01:32:29,736 你別不懷好意 1829 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:30,836 你去的話她更危險 1830 01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:32,236 別擔心 1831 01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:34,181 我陪他去，保證安全 1832 01:32:34,282 --> 01:32:35,681 誰要你多事 1833 01:32:35,817 --> 01:32:36,340 說到底 1834 01:32:36,818 --> 01:32:38,809 我不是來徵求你同意 1835 01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:40,343 我是來通知你的 1836 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:42,185 有種別回來 1837 01:32:44,759 --> 01:32:45,316 我們走吧 1838 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:47,152 玩得開心點 1839 01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:56,364 喂 1840 01:32:56,371 --> 01:32:57,770 對講測試 1841 01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,305 手機測試 1842 01:32:59,307 --> 01:33:00,103 請回覆 1843 01:33:00,141 --> 01:33:01,005 通話完畢 1844 01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,036 根本打不出去 1845 01:33:03,311 --> 01:33:04,801 連訊號都連接不上 1846 01:33:05,013 --> 01:33:06,241 你這是幹嘛 1847 01:33:06,247 --> 01:33:07,373 告訴你多少次了 1848 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:09,144 買手機前先告訴我 1849 01:33:09,150 --> 01:33:10,117 別自作聰明 1850 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:13,050 外頭很多騙人的手機黑店 1851 01:33:14,022 --> 01:33:14,920 親愛的 1852 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:17,016 那個傢伙說得很動聽 1853 01:33:17,058 --> 01:33:19,686 還說有國際保修 1854 01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:21,024 他說你就相信 1855 01:33:21,863 --> 01:33:24,024 那現在怎辦 1856 01:33:24,032 --> 01:33:25,727 怎辦 1857 01:33:25,767 --> 01:33:27,735 哭吧 1858 01:33:32,307 --> 01:33:33,035 對了 1859 01:33:34,843 --> 01:33:35,707 發票呢 1860 01:33:36,711 --> 01:33:37,302 沒發票 1861 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:39,239 沒有發票 1862 01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:40,746 沒發票怎麼幫你 1863 01:33:40,782 --> 01:33:42,181 要投訴也沒辦法 1864 01:33:43,084 --> 01:33:44,244 你真是的 1865 01:33:44,719 --> 01:33:46,277 你比我那班學員還沒腦 1866 01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:48,346 那傢伙真的很狡猾 1867 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:50,724 你真的沒腦，認了吧 1868 01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:53,788 親愛的 1869 01:33:53,828 --> 01:33:54,954 我不是你想像中沒腦 1870 01:33:55,930 --> 01:33:57,192 我拍了他一張照片 1871 01:33:57,832 --> 01:33:58,298 在哪兒 1872 01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:01,268 就是他 1873 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:07,842 停 1874 01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:08,399 別動 1875 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:10,036 很好 1876 01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:11,870 等等 1877 01:34:12,247 --> 01:34:12,872 戴上 1878 01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,983 羅邦 1879 01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:23,991 是不是你 1880 01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:25,225 長官 1881 01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:27,919 你怎會有這張照片 1882 01:34:28,963 --> 01:34:30,260 我不管你過去幹過什麼 1883 01:34:30,265 --> 01:34:31,857 現在你是海軍蛙人 1884 01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:33,060 讓我慎重告訴你 1885 01:34:33,067 --> 01:34:34,364 我們有我們的核心價值觀 1886 01:34:34,369 --> 01:34:36,030 告訴過你們無數次 1887 01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:37,804 身為海軍蛙人 1888 01:34:38,273 --> 01:34:39,706 我們潛水要筆直 1889 01:34:39,741 --> 01:34:40,708 做人要老實 1890 01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:42,005 游泳跟做人一樣 1891 01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:45,070 不能投機取巧，渾水摸魚 1892 01:34:45,113 --> 01:34:46,876 你們每天唸的蛙人價值觀 1893 01:34:46,881 --> 01:34:48,906 並不是沒有意義的 1894 01:34:49,817 --> 01:34:51,114 如果你每天的扛艇訓練 1895 01:34:51,119 --> 01:34:52,347 我故意少給你兩個隊員 1896 01:34:52,387 --> 01:34:53,217 你願意嗎 1897 01:34:55,156 --> 01:34:57,181 我們的任務是保家衛國 1898 01:34:57,225 --> 01:34:59,284 我們保護所有的人 1899 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:02,056 蛙人價值觀是我們的終極信念 1900 01:35:02,096 --> 01:35:04,394 你還記得我們的蛙人價值觀嗎 1901 01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:06,000 是，長官 1902 01:35:08,803 --> 01:35:11,738 我們是海軍蛙人 1903 01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:15,106 專業爆破專家 1904 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:18,806 一群所向披靡的戰士 1905 01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:22,247 我們無所不能 1906 01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,913 我們將攻克所有敵人 1907 01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:29,253 無懼前方障礙 1908 01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:32,920 我們是海軍蛙人 1909 01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:33,985 呼呀 1910 01:35:34,028 --> 01:35:36,223 深海出擊 1911 01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:55,877 你要什麼 1912 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:56,880 要薯片 1913 01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:57,949 自己來 1914 01:36:02,824 --> 01:36:03,791 稍等 1915 01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:07,885 糟了 1916 01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:09,229 什麼事 1917 01:36:13,067 --> 01:36:13,897 發生什麼事 1918 01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:15,361 羅邦妹妹出事了 1919 01:36:20,141 --> 01:36:21,073 還是沒人接 1920 01:36:21,075 --> 01:36:21,939 就是 1921 01:36:23,177 --> 01:36:25,338 你需要我媽去你家察看嗎 1922 01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,814 還是讓她幫你報警 1923 01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:29,075 她吃飽沒事幹 1924 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:31,185 報警難道我自己不會嗎 1925 01:36:31,185 --> 01:36:32,743 我就是不要鬧上警察局 1926 01:36:37,091 --> 01:36:38,718 不行了，我一定要出去 1927 01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:39,283 我找王教官 1928 01:36:44,032 --> 01:36:44,930 你一定得先告訴我原因 1929 01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:46,126 我才能讓你出營 1930 01:36:46,734 --> 01:36:48,065 我真的不能說 1931 01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:49,961 說了後果很嚴重 1932 01:36:51,205 --> 01:36:52,763 好的，你稍等 1933 01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:53,798 謝謝教官 1934 01:36:59,847 --> 01:37:00,745 林教官 1935 01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:02,179 抱歉這麼晚了打擾您 1936 01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:04,308 羅邦來找我 1937 01:37:04,352 --> 01:37:06,718 他家裡似乎發生了嚴重的事 1938 01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:08,818 我能讓他出去嗎 1939 01:37:09,123 --> 01:37:10,090 他媽媽死了 1940 01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:11,754 你媽媽死了 1941 01:37:12,727 --> 01:37:13,193 不 1942 01:37:13,361 --> 01:37:13,986 不是 1943 01:37:14,195 --> 01:37:15,025 他爸爸死了 1944 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:16,126 你爸爸死了 1945 01:37:16,264 --> 01:37:17,253 死很久了 1946 01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,394 他說死很久了 1947 01:37:20,201 --> 01:37:20,997 家裡失火了 1948 01:37:21,202 --> 01:37:21,998 你家失火 1949 01:37:22,270 --> 01:37:22,929 不是 1950 01:37:23,938 --> 01:37:24,404 不是 1951 01:37:24,939 --> 01:37:27,134 我感覺真的很嚴重 1952 01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:28,732 他看來很焦急 1953 01:37:30,211 --> 01:37:32,076 如果他不把真實原因告訴我們 1954 01:37:32,113 --> 01:37:33,842 我不能讓他出去 1955 01:37:33,881 --> 01:37:34,347 再說 1956 01:37:34,382 --> 01:37:36,350 明早還有很重要的潛水課 1957 01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:38,784 他們需要至少八小時休息 1958 01:37:39,787 --> 01:37:41,152 但是 1959 01:37:43,057 --> 01:37:45,184 你也應該知道他是個專業的騙子 1960 01:37:45,226 --> 01:37:46,193 吹牛大王 1961 01:37:46,227 --> 01:37:48,024 大老千 1962 01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:50,964 他應該是要出去處理他的生意 1963 01:37:51,165 --> 01:37:53,065 除非他把真實理由告訴我們 1964 01:37:53,067 --> 01:37:54,967 否則，沒得談 1965 01:37:54,969 --> 01:37:55,833 好的 1966 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:57,228 抱歉打擾了 1967 01:37:58,373 --> 01:38:00,841 不如把實話告訴他，可能還有機會 1968 01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:04,068 我騙過光頭的女友，他不會相信的 1969 01:38:04,979 --> 01:38:05,968 而且就算他相信 1970 01:38:06,013 --> 01:38:07,002 他也一定讓我報警 1971 01:38:07,281 --> 01:38:08,043 我絕不能報警 1972 01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:10,111 我要出去自己處理 1973 01:38:16,257 --> 01:38:17,121 你要怎麼處理 1974 01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:18,956 你想偷偷出去 1975 01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:19,992 不然怎樣 1976 01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:24,126 你也知道大門的守衛森嚴 1977 01:38:24,232 --> 01:38:25,859 籬笆又高 1978 01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,397 到處都是攝像頭 1979 01:38:27,402 --> 01:38:28,733 哪有可能出得去 1980 01:38:31,205 --> 01:38:32,832 難道真的沒辦法 1981 01:38:48,890 --> 01:38:49,379 你敢不敢 1982 01:39:00,968 --> 01:39:02,936 你們真的打算這麼做 1983 01:39:03,371 --> 01:39:04,963 這事情很嚴重 1984 01:39:05,339 --> 01:39:06,101 我知道 1985 01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:07,298 但是為了我家人 1986 01:39:08,209 --> 01:39:09,073 我沒得選擇 1987 01:39:11,245 --> 01:39:12,041 你不會明白 1988 01:39:13,414 --> 01:39:14,244 親情 1989 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:16,845 當心點 1990 01:39:17,418 --> 01:39:17,907 走 1991 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:25,258 親情 1992 01:39:58,259 --> 01:39:59,089 你還行吧 1993 01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,089 沒問題 1994 01:40:00,361 --> 01:40:02,056 沒有天下第二在一旁鬼叫 1995 01:40:02,230 --> 01:40:03,788 夜間游泳不算什麼 1996 01:40:03,931 --> 01:40:04,989 抱歉拖你下水 1997 01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:05,863 別那麼說 1998 01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:06,867 走 1999 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:12,199 無論你們是誰 2000 01:40:12,773 --> 01:40:14,707 你們的行為是危險的 2001 01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:17,934 馬上告知你們的行蹤 2002 01:40:26,988 --> 01:40:28,956 （三巴旺造船廠） 2003 01:40:57,785 --> 01:40:58,945 四十八班，馬上集合 2004 01:41:34,822 --> 01:41:35,288 薇 2005 01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,387 媽回來跟我要錢 2006 01:41:42,396 --> 01:41:45,365 我沒有，她打我 2007 01:41:45,366 --> 01:41:48,927 你有錢給我嗎 2008 01:41:49,136 --> 01:41:49,795 媽 2009 01:41:50,938 --> 01:41:53,873 給我錢 2010 01:41:53,874 --> 01:41:55,102 去拿繩子 2011 01:41:55,776 --> 01:41:56,299 不好意思伯母 2012 01:42:07,254 --> 01:42:08,221 不孝子 2013 01:42:11,058 --> 01:42:12,753 羅邦 2014 01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:18,788 我很難受 2015 01:42:18,966 --> 01:42:22,231 錢，給我錢 2016 01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:00,366 你不給我錢 2017 01:43:01,809 --> 01:43:03,936 待會你回兵營 2018 01:43:05,046 --> 01:43:07,173 你會後悔的 2019 01:43:09,216 --> 01:43:09,944 媽 2020 01:43:10,418 --> 01:43:12,045 妳到底要我怎麼做 2021 01:43:12,953 --> 01:43:14,818 妳到底要我怎麼做 2022 01:43:30,271 --> 01:43:31,704 我看還是報警吧 2023 01:43:35,042 --> 01:43:36,304 現在情況真的很糟了 2024 01:43:36,877 --> 01:43:38,242 能報警的話，我早跟光頭說了 2025 01:43:38,245 --> 01:43:39,803 我怎能報警抓自己的媽媽 2026 01:43:57,298 --> 01:43:57,992 呼呀 2027 01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:07,733 呼呀 2028 01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,757 不要抓媽媽 2029 01:44:37,805 --> 01:44:38,294 警察局 2030 01:44:39,907 --> 01:44:41,704 你這個不孝子 2031 01:44:41,742 --> 01:44:42,902 你真的報警 2032 01:44:42,910 --> 01:44:43,968 抓你媽 2033 01:44:44,011 --> 01:44:45,945 你怎麼可以這樣做 2034 01:44:45,946 --> 01:44:47,709 你這個不孝子 2035 01:45:23,017 --> 01:45:23,779 解決了嗎 2036 01:45:24,819 --> 01:45:25,285 解決了 2037 01:45:26,387 --> 01:45:27,012 走吧 2038 01:45:40,734 --> 01:45:43,362 羅邦、偉明 2039 01:45:43,971 --> 01:45:44,767 好戰友 2040 01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:45,405 英雄 2041 01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:56,316 各位 2042 01:45:57,885 --> 01:45:59,079 去換上制服 2043 01:45:59,119 --> 01:46:01,952 十五分鐘後到樓下集合 2044 01:46:01,956 --> 01:46:02,923 團長要訓話 2045 01:46:03,190 --> 01:46:04,157 是，教官 2046 01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,191 抱歉，連累你們 2047 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,884 沒事，走吧 2048 01:46:15,169 --> 01:46:18,468 四十八班，立正 2049 01:46:23,944 --> 01:46:24,501 長官，晚上好 2050 01:46:25,312 --> 01:46:25,937 晚上好 2051 01:46:27,014 --> 01:46:30,108 四十八班長報告 2052 01:46:30,517 --> 01:46:32,883 人數八十，全數到齊 2053 01:46:34,088 --> 01:46:34,554 很好 2054 01:46:35,489 --> 01:46:37,889 讓大夥稍息後歸隊 2055 01:46:38,959 --> 01:46:39,948 請准歸隊 2056 01:46:40,527 --> 01:46:41,152 歸隊 2057 01:46:44,198 --> 01:46:47,429 四十八班，稍息 2058 01:47:02,016 --> 01:47:02,846 各位 2059 01:47:04,385 --> 01:47:06,114 相信大家已經知道 2060 01:47:07,187 --> 01:47:08,484 剛剛發生的事 2061 01:47:11,058 --> 01:47:15,256 羅邦要求離營 2062 01:47:16,897 --> 01:47:19,195 卻沒提供合理的理由 2063 01:47:20,167 --> 01:47:23,136 所以他的要求被拒絕了 2064 01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:27,505 他在情急之下 2065 01:47:29,109 --> 01:47:30,940 擅自違法離開軍營 2066 01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,212 他瞭解 2067 01:47:35,049 --> 01:47:37,847 他無法從大門守衛的眼下逃離 2068 01:47:39,053 --> 01:47:40,179 於是選擇了海路 2069 01:47:42,289 --> 01:47:46,089 把這裡所學的派上用場 2070 01:47:46,093 --> 01:47:47,287 冒著生命危險 2071 01:47:48,362 --> 01:47:49,989 跟偉明一起離開軍營 2072 01:47:51,899 --> 01:47:53,298 只為了救他的妹妹 2073 01:47:56,170 --> 01:47:59,162 擅自離營，嚴重違犯了軍紀 2074 01:48:00,874 --> 01:48:02,034 不過我卻因此看到 2075 01:48:02,543 --> 01:48:05,103 兩人間的團隊合作精神 2076 01:48:07,014 --> 01:48:09,915 這正是蛙人部隊不斷強調的 2077 01:48:13,954 --> 01:48:16,479 羅邦，犯了軍紀 2078 01:48:18,025 --> 01:48:19,458 只為了做一件正確的事 2079 01:48:21,095 --> 01:48:24,292 這卻令我們陷入了矛盾兩難的局面 2080 01:48:25,332 --> 01:48:26,890 我們該如何選擇 2081 01:48:27,401 --> 01:48:30,268 以錯誤方式，去做正確的事 2082 01:48:30,471 --> 01:48:33,167 或以正確方式，去做錯誤的事 2083 01:48:33,941 --> 01:48:34,839 羅邦 2084 01:48:36,410 --> 01:48:37,377 錯中有對 2085 01:48:38,846 --> 01:48:39,312 但是 2086 01:48:41,482 --> 01:48:42,449 對中也有錯 2087 01:48:44,451 --> 01:48:48,854 他還是必須面對必要的後果 2088 01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:53,326 林教官 2089 01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:53,985 是，長官 2090 01:48:54,395 --> 01:48:55,020 交給你 2091 01:48:55,295 --> 01:48:55,920 是，長官 2092 01:49:03,170 --> 01:49:05,138 羅邦，出列 2093 01:49:05,172 --> 01:49:06,002 是，長官 2094 01:49:10,244 --> 01:49:11,302 告訴我 2095 01:49:11,979 --> 01:49:14,140 為什麼你甘願冒著 2096 01:49:14,148 --> 01:49:15,513 你和戰友的生命危險 2097 01:49:15,549 --> 01:49:17,312 選擇最危險的海路離開 2098 01:49:18,018 --> 01:49:18,484 長官 2099 01:49:19,286 --> 01:49:21,914 我知道絕對不可能從大門離開 2100 01:49:22,089 --> 01:49:23,954 因為那裡守衛森嚴 2101 01:49:25,092 --> 01:49:26,457 但是你知道嗎 2102 01:49:27,394 --> 01:49:28,884 當我快要放棄的時候 2103 01:49:29,163 --> 01:49:30,255 我看到操場上的「深海神蛙」 2104 01:49:30,264 --> 01:49:32,198 指著總部大樓頂端 2105 01:49:32,199 --> 01:49:33,860 （無懼前方障礙） 2106 01:49:33,901 --> 01:49:34,833 當下我就瞭解 2107 01:49:35,102 --> 01:49:36,967 那是它給我的暗示 2108 01:49:38,072 --> 01:49:39,300 告訴我身為蛙人 2109 01:49:39,306 --> 01:49:40,432 我不該輕言放棄 2110 01:49:40,974 --> 01:49:42,202 應該要無懼前方障礙 2111 01:49:43,444 --> 01:49:46,140 當時我還沒搞清楚要怎麼做 2112 01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:48,142 直到我親眼見到它飛起來 2113 01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:50,280 真的 2114 01:49:51,085 --> 01:49:52,484 我看著它飛過操場 2115 01:49:52,953 --> 01:49:54,215 越過總部大樓 2116 01:49:54,421 --> 01:49:55,217 往海上飛去 2117 01:49:56,490 --> 01:49:59,220 我頓時明白了它隱藏的訊息 2118 01:49:59,259 --> 01:50:00,886 我記得你說過 2119 01:50:01,995 --> 01:50:03,053 往右邊游去 2120 01:50:03,097 --> 01:50:04,860 就會抵達三巴旺公園 2121 01:50:04,898 --> 01:50:06,195 就能從那裡直接回家 2122 01:50:07,267 --> 01:50:08,359 所以我從那裡回家 2123 01:50:10,304 --> 01:50:11,066 不 2124 01:50:11,105 --> 01:50:12,402 所以我從那裡逃走 2125 01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:16,441 現在你怪我教你 2126 01:50:16,443 --> 01:50:19,412 用最危險的海路逃走 2127 01:50:19,413 --> 01:50:20,141 對嗎 2128 01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:20,839 不是，長官 2129 01:50:21,448 --> 01:50:22,142 不然 2130 01:50:22,483 --> 01:50:23,108 長官 2131 01:50:24,017 --> 01:50:26,110 會發生危險是因為忘了危險 2132 01:50:26,854 --> 01:50:27,912 我們並沒有忘記 2133 01:50:28,889 --> 01:50:30,220 我們很小心進行 2134 01:50:31,091 --> 01:50:33,218 如果太簡單，我們反而不屑進行 2135 01:50:34,161 --> 01:50:36,186 我們受過嚴格訓練 2136 01:50:37,898 --> 01:50:39,058 大海是我們的主場 2137 01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:40,259 是我們的領域 2138 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:41,833 面對危險，是我們的強項 2139 01:50:44,371 --> 01:50:45,497 我毫無選擇 2140 01:50:48,442 --> 01:50:50,376 我很欣慰 2141 01:50:50,377 --> 01:50:53,369 你把蛙人的核心價值觀 2142 01:50:53,413 --> 01:50:55,904 牢記於心、烙印在腦 2143 01:50:57,417 --> 01:50:58,315 歸隊 2144 01:50:58,552 --> 01:50:59,348 謝長官 2145 01:51:04,525 --> 01:51:07,358 四十八班，身為主教官 2146 01:51:08,529 --> 01:51:10,190 我的主要責任 2147 01:51:10,531 --> 01:51:11,896 是訓練你們 2148 01:51:12,499 --> 01:51:13,523 於此同時 2149 01:51:14,868 --> 01:51:17,336 也不會忽視你們的安全 2150 01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:21,832 我把你們訓練成海軍蛙人 2151 01:51:24,311 --> 01:51:26,973 羅邦和偉明的所作所為 2152 01:51:27,548 --> 01:51:30,449 是我無法接受的 2153 01:51:32,286 --> 01:51:34,481 將生命陷入險境 2154 01:51:35,856 --> 01:51:39,815 等於令全部人陷入危險局面 2155 01:51:40,527 --> 01:51:42,085 我的責任包括 2156 01:51:43,230 --> 01:51:44,822 理解你們面對的困難 2157 01:51:46,867 --> 01:51:48,266 如果我無法為你們解決困難 2158 01:51:48,268 --> 01:51:49,326 我向你們保證 2159 01:51:50,204 --> 01:51:51,068 其他教官 2160 01:51:51,305 --> 01:51:53,466 也會協助你們解決困難 2161 01:51:55,442 --> 01:51:59,003 勇於承認錯誤，才是男子漢 2162 01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:01,178 我承認 2163 01:52:03,317 --> 01:52:06,047 我並沒有去瞭解羅邦的困難 2164 01:52:08,388 --> 01:52:09,377 任何過失 2165 01:52:10,924 --> 01:52:12,050 都該有一個懲罰 2166 01:52:14,928 --> 01:52:17,260 我犯錯，也不例外 2167 01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:19,388 為此 2168 01:52:20,100 --> 01:52:21,158 我自我懲罰 2169 01:52:21,935 --> 01:52:23,232 做一百個伏地挺身 2170 01:52:30,544 --> 01:52:31,943 四十八班，團結一致 2171 01:52:31,945 --> 01:52:32,912 萬眾一心 2172 01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,136 想吃點什麼 2173 01:53:06,446 --> 01:53:07,913 明天回來給你打包 2174 01:53:08,548 --> 01:53:10,072 沒事，我還有肉干 2175 01:53:17,891 --> 01:53:20,291 玩得開心點 2176 01:53:20,527 --> 01:53:23,052 羅邦，還坐下 2177 01:53:23,096 --> 01:53:23,858 沒有，教官 2178 01:53:23,897 --> 01:53:25,421 七個守衛任務嫌少 2179 01:53:25,432 --> 01:53:26,160 不，長官 2180 01:53:26,867 --> 01:53:28,095 把槍握穩點 2181 01:53:28,168 --> 01:53:28,634 是，長官 2182 01:53:30,971 --> 01:53:32,199 長官，下午好 2183 01:53:32,205 --> 01:53:33,365 下午有什麼好 2184 01:53:33,507 --> 01:53:35,031 沒見到我在執勤 2185 01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,004 給我滾 2186 01:53:36,410 --> 01:53:37,274 給我滾 2187 01:53:38,178 --> 01:53:39,475 你們全部給我 2188 01:53:39,513 --> 01:53:40,377 滾 2189 01:53:41,014 --> 01:53:42,038 是，長官 2190 01:53:44,985 --> 01:53:46,384 別擔心，我們會幫你照顧你的妹妹的 2191 01:53:46,386 --> 01:53:47,216 謝謝 2192 01:53:47,254 --> 01:53:48,152 你們知道嗎 2193 01:53:48,155 --> 01:53:50,851 羅邦妹妹最漂亮 2194 01:53:50,891 --> 01:53:52,449 可惜，我預定了 2195 01:53:52,459 --> 01:53:54,120 不相信，問他 2196 01:53:54,161 --> 01:53:55,321 是嗎，小舅 2197 01:53:55,329 --> 01:53:57,126 小舅你個頭 2198 01:53:57,164 --> 01:53:58,256 你別不要臉 2199 01:53:58,265 --> 01:53:59,232 說笑啦 2200 01:53:59,232 --> 01:54:00,460 非法集會 2201 01:54:02,102 --> 01:54:03,126 不想回家啊 2202 01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:05,001 留下來陪我執勤 2203 01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:06,497 限你們十秒內消失 2204 01:54:11,511 --> 01:54:12,375 周末愉快 2205 01:54:19,453 --> 01:54:20,317 長官，下午好 2206 01:54:23,857 --> 01:54:24,323 親愛的 2207 01:54:24,891 --> 01:54:25,858 今晚不行 2208 01:54:25,859 --> 01:54:27,292 臨時有執勤任務 2209 01:54:27,961 --> 01:54:30,020 你被罰禁足執勤 2210 01:54:31,498 --> 01:54:35,935 （魔鬼週，一星期前） 2211 01:54:48,048 --> 01:54:50,016 專心點 2212 01:54:56,356 --> 01:54:57,186 就是他 2213 01:54:59,259 --> 01:55:00,021 老大 2214 01:55:00,026 --> 01:55:01,220 你出營怎麼沒通知我們 2215 01:55:01,228 --> 01:55:02,957 我們兄弟去接你 2216 01:55:04,531 --> 01:55:05,327 對了 2217 01:55:06,099 --> 01:55:07,896 這是我們老大 2218 01:55:07,901 --> 01:55:09,334 你也瞭解，跟你們兵營一樣 2219 01:55:09,936 --> 01:55:11,403 上士不在有代理上士 2220 01:55:11,438 --> 01:55:14,839 老大你不在我們也有代理老大 2221 01:55:15,375 --> 01:55:17,502 吃雞翅膀，趁熱吃 2222 01:55:18,278 --> 01:55:19,302 這什麼意思 2223 01:55:19,346 --> 01:55:21,280 欠錢不還，你以前還不是一樣 2224 01:55:23,150 --> 01:55:25,118 起來，跟我走 2225 01:55:29,856 --> 01:55:31,983 這是我的人，你說帶走就帶走 2226 01:55:31,992 --> 01:55:33,118 你當我是什麼 2227 01:55:34,027 --> 01:55:36,154 這些學生也是有媽媽生的 2228 01:55:36,863 --> 01:55:38,262 不是生下來讓你欺負的 2229 01:55:38,265 --> 01:55:39,857 老大，你剃光頭 2230 01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:40,457 到底是去當兵 2231 01:55:40,467 --> 01:55:41,957 還是當和尚 2232 01:55:42,068 --> 01:55:44,036 你那麼慈悲我很害怕 2233 01:55:47,441 --> 01:55:48,499 除非你打得贏我 2234 01:56:26,413 --> 01:56:27,277 老大 2235 01:56:27,314 --> 01:56:28,508 其實我們早知道 2236 01:56:28,515 --> 01:56:29,914 他是打不過你的 2237 01:56:29,916 --> 01:56:30,507 對嗎 2238 01:56:30,550 --> 01:56:31,847 對 2239 01:56:32,319 --> 01:56:34,184 我們還是中峇魯六禽獸對嗎 2240 01:56:35,422 --> 01:56:36,480 我宣佈 2241 01:56:36,523 --> 01:56:38,150 中峇魯六禽獸 2242 01:56:38,158 --> 01:56:38,624 解散 2243 01:57:06,019 --> 01:57:06,542 老大 2244 01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:13,257 解決了 2245 01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,022 解決了 2246 01:57:15,328 --> 01:57:16,226 解決了 2247 01:57:16,229 --> 01:57:16,991 搞定 2248 01:57:17,097 --> 01:57:18,064 做了正確的事了嗎 2249 01:57:18,231 --> 01:57:18,890 做了 2250 01:57:18,932 --> 01:57:19,956 我感到心情舒暢 2251 01:57:20,300 --> 01:57:20,994 漂亮 2252 01:57:21,201 --> 01:57:23,169 呼呀 2253 01:58:17,891 --> 01:58:18,983 引爆 2254 02:00:18,244 --> 02:00:21,941 這是所有海軍蛙人最期待的一刻 2255 02:00:22,882 --> 02:00:24,076 先生女士們 2256 02:00:24,451 --> 02:00:26,214 地獄週 2257 02:00:26,252 --> 02:00:27,480 正式開始 2258 02:00:33,059 --> 02:00:35,357 我們聽過不少有關地獄週的傳言 2259 02:00:35,361 --> 02:00:38,057 其實到底有沒有必要 2260 02:00:38,098 --> 02:00:39,963 經歷這可怕的地獄週 2261 02:00:39,966 --> 02:00:41,900 只為了證明我們是海軍蛙人 2262 02:00:58,017 --> 02:01:00,417 （地獄週） 2263 02:01:01,054 --> 02:01:04,148 （第一天） 2264 02:01:08,928 --> 02:01:11,897 好吧，我知道這只是訓練團隊精神 2265 02:01:12,432 --> 02:01:15,833 又或者，這是要考驗我的意志力 2266 02:01:16,369 --> 02:01:17,961 我知道教官們在想什麼 2267 02:01:18,304 --> 02:01:20,272 他們想把我的意志力擊潰 2268 02:01:20,373 --> 02:01:22,034 他們想讓我放棄 2269 02:01:22,208 --> 02:01:23,869 但是他們絕不會得逞 2270 02:01:24,110 --> 02:01:25,941 我已經做好思想準備 2271 02:01:26,045 --> 02:01:29,344 唯一阻擋我前進的敵人 2272 02:01:29,549 --> 02:01:30,880 就只有我自己 2273 02:01:43,229 --> 02:01:44,218 整齊點 2274 02:01:49,469 --> 02:01:51,027 翻艇演練 2275 02:01:51,204 --> 02:01:52,398 是，長官 2276 02:01:56,109 --> 02:01:57,041 二號艇 2277 02:01:57,043 --> 02:01:57,975 沒關係 2278 02:01:57,977 --> 02:02:00,138 我讓你周末留下來繼續做 2279 02:02:00,947 --> 02:02:02,175 再慢點 2280 02:02:03,082 --> 02:02:05,277 老是翻不過來 2281 02:02:07,187 --> 02:02:08,119 要互相幫忙 2282 02:02:08,121 --> 02:02:09,952 二號艇 2283 02:02:15,528 --> 02:02:17,428 你們這群失魂鬼 2284 02:02:17,463 --> 02:02:18,430 看看你 2285 02:02:18,464 --> 02:02:19,488 慢慢來 2286 02:02:20,300 --> 02:02:24,828 ２、６上 2287 02:02:24,838 --> 02:02:25,429 二號艇 2288 02:02:25,471 --> 02:02:28,201 就像掛在窗外的髒內褲 2289 02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:40,150 ２、６上 2290 02:02:40,486 --> 02:02:42,351 一旦完成翻艇演練 2291 02:02:42,355 --> 02:02:43,515 馬上回到岸邊 2292 02:02:43,890 --> 02:02:45,118 一號艇，做得好 2293 02:02:45,425 --> 02:02:47,916 二號艇，你最好快點 2294 02:02:53,199 --> 02:02:54,291 二號艇，你不如再慢點 2295 02:02:54,334 --> 02:02:54,959 沒關係 2296 02:02:55,001 --> 02:02:56,434 一會兒你就知道 2297 02:02:58,137 --> 02:03:00,196 加油，二號艇 2298 02:03:01,908 --> 02:03:04,468 二號艇，艇長控制好 2299 02:03:04,510 --> 02:03:06,205 好好指揮隊員 2300 02:03:06,379 --> 02:03:09,371 你們現在整組亂七八糟的 2301 02:03:19,225 --> 02:03:20,385 二號艇，好極了 2302 02:03:20,894 --> 02:03:22,919 你們又包尾了 2303 02:03:24,163 --> 02:03:26,461 到水邊躺下 2304 02:04:01,067 --> 02:04:03,058 我是海軍潛水員 2305 02:04:03,236 --> 02:04:04,863 深海蛙人 2306 02:04:04,871 --> 02:04:07,271 呼呀，無懼前方障礙 2307 02:04:07,407 --> 02:04:10,103 開動 2308 02:04:27,393 --> 02:04:28,291 媽 2309 02:04:29,862 --> 02:04:31,329 我見鬼了 2310 02:04:32,966 --> 02:04:35,059 唯一見不到妖魔鬼怪的時候 2311 02:04:35,101 --> 02:04:37,001 就是吃飯時間 2312 02:04:37,437 --> 02:04:38,836 我們看到的 2313 02:04:40,106 --> 02:04:41,903 只有天使 2314 02:04:47,347 --> 02:04:48,939 因為在訓練期間 2315 02:04:49,248 --> 02:04:50,442 所有教官 2316 02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:52,941 都像來自地獄的魔鬼 2317 02:04:52,986 --> 02:04:54,283 歡迎來到ＣＤＣ 2318 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:56,015 我的領地 2319 02:04:56,022 --> 02:04:57,353 無間地獄 2320 02:04:59,025 --> 02:05:00,151 但是現在 2321 02:05:02,228 --> 02:05:06,255 之所以見到那麼多天使圍繞 2322 02:05:06,299 --> 02:05:10,292 是因為在吃飯時間 2323 02:05:10,336 --> 02:05:13,169 教官們暫停對我們 2324 02:05:13,172 --> 02:05:16,141 亂吼鬼叫 2325 02:05:16,376 --> 02:05:18,936 把我們當嬰兒般呵護 2326 02:05:19,545 --> 02:05:21,513 他們就像天使般溫柔 2327 02:05:21,514 --> 02:05:24,347 至少在那一段時間內如此 2328 02:05:44,437 --> 02:05:45,233 借過 2329 02:06:01,954 --> 02:06:03,945 借過，讓一下 2330 02:06:04,557 --> 02:06:06,184 緊急情況 2331 02:06:11,197 --> 02:06:14,098 十萬火急 2332 02:06:20,840 --> 02:06:21,499 你們忍受得了嗎 2333 02:06:21,541 --> 02:06:23,372 那麼多天沒洗臉 2334 02:06:24,110 --> 02:06:25,270 誰要洗臉 2335 02:06:25,278 --> 02:06:29,510 我有這個三合一 Nivea Man Mud Serum Foam 2336 02:06:31,484 --> 02:06:32,917 示範給你們看 2337 02:06:36,122 --> 02:06:37,089 拿著 2338 02:06:38,124 --> 02:06:41,025 首先把它抹上 2339 02:06:41,527 --> 02:06:44,985 它會幫你清潔阻塞的毛孔 2340 02:06:49,135 --> 02:06:50,295 之後用清水 2341 02:06:56,109 --> 02:06:58,168 清水能幫你 2342 02:07:01,080 --> 02:07:04,049 清水幫你洗淨臉部油脂 2343 02:07:06,319 --> 02:07:09,880 它還會幫你滋潤皮膚 2344 02:07:10,923 --> 02:07:11,890 很容易 2345 02:07:12,992 --> 02:07:13,959 很簡單 2346 02:07:17,163 --> 02:07:19,154 大家就能像我一樣 2347 02:07:19,465 --> 02:07:20,363 成為清爽 2348 02:07:20,366 --> 02:07:21,025 又清新 2349 02:07:21,067 --> 02:07:22,091 俊俏的海軍蛙人 2350 02:07:22,135 --> 02:07:24,831 試試看 2351 02:07:27,406 --> 02:07:29,874 我想如果能熬過ＮＤＵ 2352 02:07:30,843 --> 02:07:32,174 必能熬過任何困難 2353 02:07:33,246 --> 02:07:34,235 你呢 2354 02:07:36,082 --> 02:07:38,312 我會去會計事務所上班 2355 02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:42,410 當機關鎗手 2356 02:07:43,990 --> 02:07:45,355 ＫＰＭＧ 2357 02:07:46,025 --> 02:07:47,492 成為會計師 2358 02:07:49,529 --> 02:07:51,394 會計事務所 2359 02:07:52,498 --> 02:07:53,965 好選擇 2360 02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:56,334 前途無量 2361 02:07:57,069 --> 02:07:59,537 每天半小時的廁所時光 2362 02:07:59,539 --> 02:08:01,473 是我們最盼望的時刻 2363 02:08:01,941 --> 02:08:03,272 因為我們能睡覺 2364 02:08:03,309 --> 02:08:04,139 尿尿 2365 02:08:04,143 --> 02:08:05,110 大便 2366 02:08:05,144 --> 02:08:07,806 而無需面對教官們的騷擾 2367 02:08:08,381 --> 02:08:09,473 像在天堂一般 2368 02:08:11,951 --> 02:08:12,918 不過，在那之後 2369 02:08:13,352 --> 02:08:15,513 一切恢復原狀 2370 02:09:13,579 --> 02:09:14,568 （第三天） 2371 02:09:14,614 --> 02:09:16,912 由於我們是兩棲蛙人 2372 02:09:16,949 --> 02:09:19,645 我們必須在任何環境下作戰 2373 02:09:19,685 --> 02:09:22,586 海和陸地是我們的主戰場 2374 02:09:22,588 --> 02:09:23,145 不像陸軍 2375 02:09:23,155 --> 02:09:24,986 只在陸地上接受標準障礙訓練 2376 02:09:24,991 --> 02:09:27,084 我們也有自己的障礙訓練 2377 02:09:27,126 --> 02:09:28,684 海陸障礙訓練 2378 02:09:28,694 --> 02:09:31,595 在海中與陸地上同時進行 2379 02:09:31,597 --> 02:09:33,087 艱辛加倍 2380 02:09:38,738 --> 02:09:41,571 海陸障礙訓練就像我們的人生 2381 02:09:41,574 --> 02:09:43,542 我們得努力求存 2382 02:09:43,576 --> 02:09:44,770 我們需要奔跑前進 2383 02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:45,709 游泳 2384 02:09:45,745 --> 02:09:46,677 爬繩 2385 02:09:46,679 --> 02:09:47,737 以及跳躍 2386 02:09:47,780 --> 02:09:50,647 掃除前方的一切障礙 2387 02:10:07,867 --> 02:10:09,198 黑龍，呼呀 2388 02:10:09,201 --> 02:10:10,793 呼呀 2389 02:10:21,247 --> 02:10:22,578 今晚 2390 02:10:22,581 --> 02:10:24,879 教官們邀請我們享受泡澡 2391 02:10:25,584 --> 02:10:27,211 冰水澡 2392 02:10:28,054 --> 02:10:31,046 這就是著名的冰凍治療 2393 02:10:31,090 --> 02:10:33,183 就像是冰桶挑戰 2394 02:10:33,225 --> 02:10:35,216 地獄版 2395 02:10:35,895 --> 02:10:39,194 而我們全部被教官們點名接受挑戰 2396 02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:17,795 我們將攻克所有敵人 2397 02:11:17,837 --> 02:11:21,000 無懼前方障礙 2398 02:11:21,273 --> 02:11:25,004 我們是海軍蛙人 2399 02:11:25,044 --> 02:11:25,976 呼呀 2400 02:11:25,978 --> 02:11:27,639 深海出擊 2401 02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:38,990 躺下 2402 02:11:44,230 --> 02:11:47,597 睜開眼睛 2403 02:11:56,175 --> 02:11:58,234 有個好消息 2404 02:11:58,277 --> 02:12:00,973 你申請調往空軍已經被批准 2405 02:12:01,781 --> 02:12:02,770 如果你願意 2406 02:12:02,815 --> 02:12:04,783 現在就可離隊 2407 02:12:05,885 --> 02:12:06,852 長官 2408 02:12:06,886 --> 02:12:07,853 謝謝你 2409 02:12:07,853 --> 02:12:08,877 但我不去了 2410 02:12:09,722 --> 02:12:11,053 我經歷了那麼多 2411 02:12:11,791 --> 02:12:13,258 絕不會就此放棄 2412 02:12:14,927 --> 02:12:16,952 我要成為海軍蛙人 2413 02:12:16,962 --> 02:12:19,192 我要在深海遨游 2414 02:12:20,266 --> 02:12:22,234 沒有障礙能阻擋我前進 2415 02:12:22,268 --> 02:12:23,929 甚至連你也不行 2416 02:12:23,969 --> 02:12:24,993 很好 2417 02:12:25,037 --> 02:12:26,026 這正是我想聽到的 2418 02:12:26,071 --> 02:12:32,670 長官 2419 02:12:32,678 --> 02:12:33,975 幹什麼 2420 02:12:34,013 --> 02:12:34,911 你想幹嘛 2421 02:12:34,914 --> 02:12:35,846 抱歉 2422 02:12:35,848 --> 02:12:37,645 請求批准上廁所 2423 02:12:37,683 --> 02:12:38,149 不行 2424 02:12:38,184 --> 02:12:39,151 你想偷懶 2425 02:12:39,151 --> 02:12:39,845 不是 2426 02:12:39,885 --> 02:12:41,045 我不是想偷懶 2427 02:12:41,053 --> 02:12:43,021 我真的想上 2428 02:12:46,959 --> 02:12:47,618 長官 2429 02:12:48,194 --> 02:12:50,059 不需要了 2430 02:12:52,932 --> 02:12:53,956 你放屁 2431 02:12:53,999 --> 02:12:55,626 不是 2432 02:12:57,670 --> 02:12:59,137 你拉屎 2433 02:12:59,138 --> 02:13:00,070 不是 2434 02:13:00,940 --> 02:13:02,703 我拉肚子 2435 02:13:03,142 --> 02:13:06,669 （第五天） 2436 02:13:06,712 --> 02:13:09,806 （終極項目） 2437 02:13:30,169 --> 02:13:32,194 第五個日出是我們心理生理上 2438 02:13:32,238 --> 02:13:34,900 都處於最差狀態的時候 2439 02:13:35,241 --> 02:13:37,209 我們就像一群喪屍 2440 02:13:37,209 --> 02:13:39,575 只靠本能反應行動 2441 02:13:39,879 --> 02:13:41,244 雖然鬥志高昂 2442 02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:43,748 因為只剩下半天就結束了 2443 02:13:43,949 --> 02:13:47,248 然而卻累得高興不起來 2444 02:13:47,920 --> 02:13:51,617 只希望地獄週趕快結束 2445 02:13:51,657 --> 02:13:53,852 因為我們已經累垮了 2446 02:13:55,194 --> 02:13:56,024 最後一天 2447 02:13:56,729 --> 02:13:57,661 最後一段 2448 02:13:57,963 --> 02:13:59,555 最後一絲力量 2449 02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,834 我們被推到了崩潰邊緣 2450 02:14:02,835 --> 02:14:05,269 就像天下第二以及我補習老師所說 2451 02:14:05,271 --> 02:14:07,239 一切靠我們的意志力 2452 02:14:07,773 --> 02:14:09,070 我們堅定的意志力 2453 02:14:09,074 --> 02:14:11,702 正控制著我們疲憊的身軀 2454 02:14:23,689 --> 02:14:24,815 有人說 2455 02:14:24,823 --> 02:14:27,257 每個人生命裡都有一個地獄週 2456 02:14:27,793 --> 02:14:28,725 有些人 2457 02:14:28,727 --> 02:14:30,024 天生如此 2458 02:14:30,029 --> 02:14:31,587 沒辦法逃避 2459 02:14:31,597 --> 02:14:33,224 只能默默承受 2460 02:14:35,568 --> 02:14:36,125 有些人 2461 02:14:36,168 --> 02:14:38,193 他們自作孽的自製地獄週 2462 02:14:38,237 --> 02:14:40,762 自作自受 2463 02:14:40,806 --> 02:14:42,068 浪費時間精力 2464 02:14:42,074 --> 02:14:43,701 損人不利己 2465 02:14:44,610 --> 02:14:46,908 這種愚蠢與低能的舉動 2466 02:14:46,912 --> 02:14:48,846 完全是咎由自取 2467 02:14:49,715 --> 02:14:51,046 這是他們的成長方式 2468 02:14:51,250 --> 02:14:54,014 走冤枉路的苦痛方式 2469 02:14:55,854 --> 02:14:58,118 經過五天地獄週的磨練 2470 02:14:58,123 --> 02:15:00,023 這裡沒有最強 2471 02:15:00,759 --> 02:15:03,990 只有更強 2472 02:15:05,931 --> 02:15:07,057 地獄週 2473 02:15:07,099 --> 02:15:09,124 或者其他生活中的障礙 2474 02:15:09,168 --> 02:15:11,796 都在於你如何拿起它 2475 02:15:11,837 --> 02:15:12,633 解決它 2476 02:15:12,638 --> 02:15:13,969 放下它 2477 02:15:18,010 --> 02:15:18,738 永不放棄 2478 02:15:18,777 --> 02:15:21,211 是我們這五天所領悟到的 2479 02:15:21,814 --> 02:15:24,749 痛苦的出現，象徵軟弱的撤離 2480 02:15:24,750 --> 02:15:26,650 教官們越是鞭策我們 2481 02:15:26,685 --> 02:15:28,016 我們越是頑強 2482 02:15:28,220 --> 02:15:29,744 致所有，曾經的 2483 02:15:29,755 --> 02:15:31,052 現在的 2484 02:15:31,090 --> 02:15:33,081 和將來的蛙人弟兄們 2485 02:15:33,759 --> 02:15:37,661 讓我們一同誓死堅守蛙人的同袍情義 2486 02:15:50,142 --> 02:15:51,905 四十八班，集合 2487 02:15:57,282 --> 02:15:58,249 四十八班 2488 02:15:58,684 --> 02:16:00,242 呼呀 2489 02:16:00,719 --> 02:16:02,118 你們準備好結束了嗎 2490 02:16:02,121 --> 02:16:04,954 是的，長官 2491 02:16:04,957 --> 02:16:05,981 你們累不累 2492 02:16:06,025 --> 02:16:07,890 不累 2493 02:16:07,926 --> 02:16:09,154 這不夠好 2494 02:16:09,928 --> 02:16:11,156 馬上進行濕沙操 2495 02:16:13,132 --> 02:16:14,759 過去五天 2496 02:16:16,001 --> 02:16:16,933 你們每一位 2497 02:16:17,269 --> 02:16:19,931 都經歷了武裝部隊 2498 02:16:19,972 --> 02:16:21,030 最嚴峻的考驗 2499 02:16:22,574 --> 02:16:26,169 你們都是頂尖的海軍蛙人精英 2500 02:16:26,945 --> 02:16:28,970 你們要牢牢記住 2501 02:16:30,182 --> 02:16:33,174 這段生命中最痛苦的日子 2502 02:16:34,687 --> 02:16:36,177 這也同時是 2503 02:16:36,188 --> 02:16:38,622 你們生命中最難忘的一段日子 2504 02:16:39,058 --> 02:16:41,686 從今以後你們將能克服 2505 02:16:41,927 --> 02:16:43,792 生活中任何困難與逆境 2506 02:16:44,096 --> 02:16:44,858 我 2507 02:16:45,898 --> 02:16:46,728 正式宣佈 2508 02:16:52,738 --> 02:16:53,568 地獄週 2509 02:16:53,572 --> 02:16:54,061 結束 2510 02:16:59,044 --> 02:17:00,671 痛苦是暫時性的 2511 02:17:00,679 --> 02:17:01,907 堅毅的人卻是永垂不朽 2512 02:17:02,247 --> 02:17:04,841 我最終理解到 2513 02:17:04,850 --> 02:17:07,580 「無懼前方障礙」的真正意義 2514 02:17:07,619 --> 02:17:10,918 我們都是被精挑細選的一群 2515 02:17:11,256 --> 02:17:12,621 當你能跨越 2516 02:17:12,624 --> 02:17:16,185 生理與心理上的極限 2517 02:17:16,628 --> 02:17:19,859 還有什麼困難是我們所無法克服的 2518 02:17:20,099 --> 02:17:20,963 沒有 2519 02:17:21,767 --> 02:17:23,598 絕對沒有 2520 02:17:23,602 --> 02:17:25,229 沒有任何困難可以再擊倒我們 2521 02:19:14,613 --> 02:19:15,079 做得好 2522 02:19:15,113 --> 02:19:15,602 做得好 2523 02:19:16,014 --> 02:19:16,639 謝長官 2524 02:19:17,015 --> 02:19:17,481 做得好 2525 02:19:22,855 --> 02:19:23,617 兒子 2526 02:19:23,922 --> 02:19:24,889 做得好 2527 02:19:25,858 --> 02:19:27,155 他們是我爸媽 2528 02:19:27,192 --> 02:19:28,682 他們是我的好朋友 2529 02:19:28,894 --> 02:19:30,794 伯父伯母，你們好 2530 02:19:31,763 --> 02:19:33,594 不要相爭，要相愛 2531 02:19:38,670 --> 02:19:40,831 來，為你扣上徽章 2532 02:19:49,147 --> 02:19:52,241 我不知道原來你的訓練那麼苦 2533 02:19:52,985 --> 02:19:53,974 好樣的，小子 2534 02:19:54,720 --> 02:19:56,711 讓你給熬過了，辛苦了 2535 02:19:57,656 --> 02:19:58,179 不辛苦 2536 02:19:59,157 --> 02:19:59,953 其實 2537 02:20:00,893 --> 02:20:02,019 你們更辛苦 2538 02:20:16,208 --> 02:20:18,108 長大了 2539 02:20:19,278 --> 02:20:20,245 謝謝媽 2540 02:20:21,246 --> 02:20:22,770 好棒 2541 02:20:24,883 --> 02:20:27,181 怎能這樣對待我寶貝兒子 2542 02:20:27,619 --> 02:20:30,019 你的訓練太變態了 2543 02:20:30,622 --> 02:20:31,884 你要我去投訴嗎 2544 02:20:32,090 --> 02:20:32,715 媽 2545 02:20:32,925 --> 02:20:34,051 這只是訓練 2546 02:20:34,059 --> 02:20:36,550 我現在是蛙人精英了 2547 02:20:36,762 --> 02:20:38,992 蛙人精英，你懂嗎 2548 02:20:39,898 --> 02:20:41,092 什麼是精英 2549 02:20:42,034 --> 02:20:43,661 好比一卡車榴槤 2550 02:20:43,669 --> 02:20:44,897 最好的那個 2551 02:20:44,937 --> 02:20:46,165 就是精英 2552 02:20:46,738 --> 02:20:47,227 瞭解嗎 2553 02:20:47,639 --> 02:20:48,970 奶奶，是精英部隊 2554 02:20:49,107 --> 02:20:50,039 精英 2555 02:20:51,677 --> 02:20:53,110 精英部隊 2556 02:20:54,046 --> 02:20:55,604 什麼是精英部隊 2557 02:20:56,048 --> 02:20:56,776 奶奶 2558 02:20:58,050 --> 02:20:58,914 好可愛 2559 02:20:58,951 --> 02:20:59,883 拍照 2560 02:20:59,985 --> 02:21:00,610 等等 2561 02:21:00,619 --> 02:21:01,711 先扣上這個 2562 02:21:03,221 --> 02:21:04,586 行了 2563 02:21:06,091 --> 02:21:07,854 恭喜 2564 02:21:08,026 --> 02:21:08,822 謝謝 2565 02:21:08,860 --> 02:21:10,623 我們來支持你 2566 02:21:10,629 --> 02:21:11,789 知道你訓練很辛苦 2567 02:21:11,930 --> 02:21:13,090 為你感到驕傲 2568 02:21:13,632 --> 02:21:14,599 非常感謝 2569 02:21:20,772 --> 02:21:22,899 沒想到你們會來 2570 02:21:23,642 --> 02:21:24,700 謝謝你們來 2571 02:21:26,611 --> 02:21:27,805 你就是照片中的突擊隊員 2572 02:21:28,013 --> 02:21:28,843 什麼照片 2573 02:21:31,249 --> 02:21:33,080 你說過我絕對找不到 2574 02:21:33,085 --> 02:21:35,246 正面對待國民服役的人 2575 02:21:35,821 --> 02:21:36,719 我找到了 2576 02:21:36,722 --> 02:21:37,780 他正是 2577 02:21:38,790 --> 02:21:39,722 你的新男友 2578 02:21:39,825 --> 02:21:40,757 男友 2579 02:21:40,759 --> 02:21:41,248 我 2580 02:21:41,626 --> 02:21:42,593 不是的 2581 02:21:43,061 --> 02:21:44,119 我們是堂兄妹 2582 02:21:44,629 --> 02:21:45,687 堂哥 2583 02:21:47,632 --> 02:21:48,758 你這傻蛋 2584 02:21:48,800 --> 02:21:49,630 聽到沒有 2585 02:21:49,634 --> 02:21:51,659 我說過突擊隊弟兄很正派 2586 02:21:51,703 --> 02:21:52,829 漂亮 2587 02:21:52,838 --> 02:21:53,964 你去死吧 2588 02:21:54,940 --> 02:21:55,702 恭喜 2589 02:21:55,907 --> 02:21:56,703 謝謝 2590 02:21:56,908 --> 02:21:57,932 漂亮 2591 02:22:05,083 --> 02:22:05,777 謝謝 2592 02:22:07,919 --> 02:22:09,614 教官 2593 02:22:09,888 --> 02:22:12,083 到底誰的潛水記錄比天下第二還厲害 2594 02:22:12,858 --> 02:22:14,723 我想知道誰才是天下第一 2595 02:22:14,893 --> 02:22:16,190 他是個英軍潛水員 2596 02:22:16,194 --> 02:22:17,786 在一九六三年創下的紀錄 2597 02:22:18,897 --> 02:22:21,195 他的潛水記錄比天下第二長多少 2598 02:22:21,199 --> 02:22:22,166 有一分鐘嗎 2599 02:22:22,934 --> 02:22:23,958 不止 2600 02:22:24,069 --> 02:22:25,229 他當年潛下去之後 2601 02:22:25,237 --> 02:22:26,761 到現在還沒浮上來 2602 02:22:29,908 --> 02:22:30,738 誰 2603 02:22:31,877 --> 02:22:32,809 誰 2604 02:22:33,245 --> 02:22:36,612 呼呀 2605 02:22:37,115 --> 02:22:38,241 訓練繼續… 157378

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