All language subtitles for Il Prof Dott YOUTUBE MANU

There it is, 93, my old bus

How many years have passed since that morning.

He didn't have the Maseratti yet, but he was full of enthusiasm.

I had been called here to give me the long awaited

mutual doctor agreement.

They don't make more than cute cappuccinos here, huh! -If Dr.

And when do they work? - Never doctor.-Bye dear.

Hello doctor, Dr. Bianello is no more, Dr. Lampredo is there. -No!

-Did you say Dr. Lampredo? -Do you know him?

I know him, yes.

I heard a lot about your clinic.

What's more, I promised to go see her these days.

Come, come, I will be very happy.

Old Deamattis is still with you.

Old, but always efficient.

And also Drufo, Sandolini, Mystic.

Yes, I wanted to surround myself with old friends.

There are also young people. Young people of great values.

Look, Villa Celeste, I tell you, without false modesty,

It is one of the best and most modern.

And one of the most expensive. Especially for our mutual.

-Yes? -Dear Tersilli, I'll be frank with you.

I have here a summary of the billing

presented by the administration of your clinic.

-There are things that surprise and worry. -Well.

For example, in Villa Celeste 72% of the children

are born by cesarean section. -Cesarean.

There is no appendicitis that is not complicated

with peritonitis. -Peritonitis.

All hernias are strangulated. -Strangled.

All rhinitis are treated surgically.

Not to mention, later, the x-rays, transfusions.

And application of artificial kidney.

In your clinic, the most modern antibiotics

and expensive, they are used like aspirin.

What do you say! all medications,

they have the justifying dies.

In your clinic there are individuals who pay,

dies are easy to procure.

The oxygen! With the oxygen you consume in your clinic

you could fill a blimp, dear Guido.

The airship is no longer used,

they were also filled with hydrogen, not oxygen.

Tersilli I am speaking to you as a friend.

I also speak to you as a friend.

Lampredo, with what your mutual gives me

I don't even pay for the change of sheets.

-Why, the other mutuals ...? -They're worse than yours.

Oh! you pay 5,000 lire for a

whitlow and 5,000 for appendicitis and

they give me a maximum of 12 thousand lire for any

surgical intervention, still for

that of high surgery. If I thought about my interests

solo aceptar a panadizos no?

But the whitlows are not many, are they?

So what should I do, can I manage? How?

First of all, convincing the mutualized

to ask for a single room,

making him pay the difference between what I charge

with what the mutual gives me.

What is how much?

- How much? 28 thousand lire. - C spita!

What do you mean? ,sorry.

Is it a lot? I in Villa Celeste, I have 11 doctors, 26

nurses, 18 between porters and orderlies, 12 nuns,

6 people in the kitchen, 4 in the laundry room,

3 pawns, 2 drivers and 2 gardeners.

Villa Celeste cost a billion pounds.

Let them tell certain newspapers that the field

I got from the Little Angels of Merciful Love!

8 thousand per meter, those daughters of ... Maria made me pay for it!

Villa Celeste turned my hair white.

-Then you fuck yourself? - Are you kidding?

You do not understand that you are the mutuals

the one that forces us to fuck them.

Pay the caps in a differentiated way,

with honest remuneration.

And they will see that there are fewer caesarean sections, appendicitis

will be appendicitis and rhinitis, rhinitis. No complications.

-Tersilli, -Hey! -It does not depend on me,

I am a simple employee who controls.

Do you think it's fun for me to fight with

a friend like you are, a colleague!

For what they pay me, too.

You tell me, who made you do it?

you would have continued practicing as a doctor.

I was not for that, I was wrong profession.

I have a family, Tersili, I have a family.

Look, I speak to you with an open heart.

I understood you, Lampredo.

I also speak to you with an open heart,

To Bianello, who occupied that chair

Before you, I gave him 3%,

To you who are a friend, I will give you the ...

-The 10! The 8!

-The 4. - The 5!

THE PROFESSOR, DOCTOR GUIDO TERSILLI DIRECTOR OF THE VILLA CELESTE CLINIC AFFILIATED TO MUTUALES

-Good morning sister. - Praise Jesus Christ.

May he always be praised!

-All present? -All, all? Well.

Good morning, Sister Pascualina.

Good morning, Sister Beatriz.

-I don't know how, but I'm always late. -Almost half an hour.

Be forgiving, Sister Beatriz, she is so young.

Now! She is so little dressed.

-Good morning sister. -Good morning teacher.

Good morning, good morning. Sister Beatriz, good morning.

-Good morning dear. -Good morning sister.

Sister Pascualina, let's go.

Doctors and all staff present. The clinic is complete,

Only 31 and 44 are vacated.

There is a small bed in the third, in which someone can be put.

We will decide it sister.

Thank you, Sister Pascualina.

Good morning, good morning to you.

Good morning everyone, how are we doing?

-How are those eyes? - Bad, I don't see

Eyes that do not see, heart that does not hurt.

I am already comforted.

-Report sister, -Quiet night.

Two ENPAS and one INAM recorded.

Excuse me to say it with acronyms.

He wrote down in urgency, a Merchant and an INPP.

-An INPP? -What is that?

National Institute for Journalists.

Coffee!

Well, a good mutual, journalists are respected,

-Good morning, Sister Corina. -Good morning Professor.-Good.

Good morning

Hello Diamattis! Sorry, but I was giving

orders for morning interventions.

If you think so.

Sister Beatriz must have informed you of the new entrants.

The one with the strangulated hernia is the most urgent.

You have to operate it in the morning.

The earlier it is, the better it is.

Then. Do you want us to go to

see the new internees? -Come on.

We will see who to admit and who to discard.

I'll make a list for you, if you want to see it.

-Well, ahem ..! The prof. Diamattis saw her?

-No but it's okay, anyway. -Take her, let's go.

Lord, I thank you for having made me and raised me a Christian,

flee from temptations. Mr. mercy and forgive me ...

Here they are! Good morning dear ones.

Congratulations on your white uniforms.

Dear Drufo, do you want to align with the others?

"We can do nothing, dear Tersille."

Dr. Olivieri our wonderful

dietitian Can we help our Drufo?

or dieting to lose weight, or change the jacket. No?

Come on dear, we have heavy work this morning.

Thank you!

Come dear, come, come.

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Stop! Do the weight loss treatment and do it on foot.

And then they say that one ...

`` Good! Muy well! Bueno! Buen simo!

A truly imaginative choice.

Five boarding schools, one better than the other, listen,

An INAM with mitral stenosis.

An ENPALS with gastric ulcer with hematemesis (Vomiting of blood)

An INDCH with end-stage cirrhosis of the liver.

Luckily! Save the case. Our Drufo, entered

a Tradesman with an inguinal hernia.

It seems made on purpose. Are they doing it on purpose?

Because the only thing that works here are diets,

thanks to our Dr. Olivieri.

-What do they say? - I assure you professor

that mitral stenosis is absolutely operable.

And who cares! Do you know that the INAM

it does not even recognize oxygen in this operation!

-And the ENPALS with gastric ulcer, whose is it?

-My teacher. -Good mystic!

While I internalize it, you will do analyzes, the probing, right?

-If prof. -And who pays for it? Do you pay for it?

When you know that the mutual does not reimburse me or the cleaning cloths.

Cleaning. Oh, Sister Beatriz!

INCH with cirrhosis of the liver, whose is it?

Yours? Whose is it? by Sandolini.

Ah good Sandolini! You are a genius! Thank you Sandolini!

And who pays me for the plates, the punctures,

sit-ups, transfers, analyzes?

Because the INCH does not pay it, the only one

who wins is Don Victorio, with the funeral.

-I thought that ..- No, what did you think! Get in the head, I in

This clinic, I want baptisms, not funerals.

-Then what should we do? -What do we have to do.

So, we have to try to crack them, right?

- Now? - Now what! It is possible that

did I teach them everything?

They want to come my dear ones.

-Good morning, -Good morning Berarduci! Do you have a fever? -39 C.

Take out the chicken thigh today!

We do abstinence today. Truth accountant?

-Good morning teacher-Good morning. How are you Mrs. Paoloni? - Bad!

See that it improves, yesterday he said, lousy.

Good morning Mrs. Coziansi. -Ahh!

Make yourself comfortable, but close the door.

What a white man you have!

“Did you see Drufo?

-Zeccone Appendicitis.

Strangulated hernia -Sandolini.

Liver cirrhosis - Drufo.

Diverticula - Olivieri.

Jejunum-Deamattis. This good!

Good morning, gentlemen, are you the one with the gastric ulcer?

No, it's the other teacher.

Have you suffered from gastric ulcer for a long time?

About 6 years ago. -And it is.

-I recently had a hemorrhage.

Dr. Perroni.-Yes. did the analyzes -Yes.

-And I've convinced myself .. -To go home -No, professor.

-Of surgery- You know it's a paid room.

And why didn't you tell me before!

Dr Perroni is right, you should follow your doctor's advice.

But you know that there is a complement between

What does the mutual recognize and what does hospitalization cost?

Yes, I know, patience, you will pay the difference.

When you are sick you don't have to economize.

-Congratulations! This is how a patient should speak.

- Well, Sr?, sr? ..! -Grisenti. -Adi s Grisenti.

Make him leave a deposit!

-Hello teacher! -You!

-But who is it? -A neurotic,

a nostalgic - Tie his arm right?

I always wore a truss, but ...,

I'm a little embarrassed to say it.

at my age, and about to get married.

-You understand me, -I understand it very well

and I congratulate you young man for the decision made.

Professor Deamattis will operate it today

itself, you see, it's a thing of nothing.

You will feel like a young man in a week.

- Ughh! -And and and.

There is nothing to do, people want to get married.

Bosello Vittorio, mitral stenosis episodes of joint rheumatism,

Diastolic murmur, edema in lower limbs,

recently an episode of severe dyspnea.

Okay, enough. What do you do?

Mr Bosello? -At the ENI, at the Primaporta plant.

Ahh! It is you who every so often leaves us without light.

When there is overload.

Mr Bosello we thank you

much to your personal doctor

Dr Diodato who preferred our clinic.

Dr.Cremona who wanted to intern him.

But with conscience I must tell you Mr. Bosello,

and speaking against my interests,

you cannot be in this clinic,

must go to a big hospital, where ...

Where one more dead or one less dead is not a problem.

-Why does he say that? "Forget it. I understand."

Have my wife come and I'll have her take me away.

Did you hear? Continue to act without

weigh the consequences.

Strong character, proud, our electric huh?

Come on, gentlemen.

Suuu! We want to see

this paunchy Mr. Arstides.

Gentlemen, here we have a beautiful batrachian abdomen.

Liquid free collection.

Breathe deeply.

Liver not palpable.

Probable liver cirrhosis syndrome.

Viral hepatitis cannot be excluded.

Gentlemen? Deamattis? -Can be.

Are you the woman?

No, I am the sister.

Does your brother drink?

Don't you see it?

-If I see it, I ask you, you answer madam.

-It has been taking at least 40 years -Yes.

I don't know how many times he was admitted to

detox and then restart.

-Is it very serious? You can't say so lightly,

the abdomen must be punctured.

Perform analysis, evacuate the liquid.

Mrs. Do you want some advice?

I speak against my interests, remove it from this clinic and

take him fast to a big hospital,

where there are doctors specialized in this type of disease.

I repeat. I speak against my interests!

Gentlemen? -It's so! -Certainly!

I thank you, it is difficult in these times

find honest doctors like you.

Thank you ma'am. Chin, chin Arostides!

-And to make you fuck in the ass! -And to the mutual!

C mo you sr. Klinger?

Who is it? -We are the evil men in white.

What you no longer recognize? -No. Let's smash it quick.

And the honorable?

-Sleep teacher. -The honorable yes, but you?

I do what I can.

-Sister Beatiz, this one too ... No! -Siii.

-We close, Shh, he's in balls! -Teacher! -Excuse me, Sister Beatriz.

My dear collaborators again I remind you,

that the Celestial Villa of Merciful Love.

it is not a charity,

It is a private clinic that works with my money.

Thanks to your sagacity and insight

in one morning we picked up,

a complaint .. three curses,

And a: And make you fuck!

Happy?

If you have nothing more to say,

we can start operating.

Yes, there is still one thing, I remind you

that next Thursday the TV will transmit,

in the third service, about our clinic.

Do you want to see him at my house?

My wife and I will be grateful if

you come with your gentle ladies.

-There will be a small snack. -Thanks thanks. -To you.

-I think he's starting to shit. -Drufo!

-Heats. 160-140-135-120.

Is it first for? - "Primarola" -There he has has a family inside.

-Latolli, read.-In the fifth month I presented albuminuria,

Increased blood pressure, increased urea.

Despite the hypocaloric diet, uremia 0.60,

in short, a typical case of pregnancy gestosis.

-I am afraid of you, doctor. -No, what fear?

the fear is all mine. For you everything is over,

rest and be happy. -Thanks

Until tomorrow.

Dr. Latolli You did not come to

the morning meeting ?, no?

So I didn't hear what

what I told his colleagues,

No professor, I had a stock break.

That, properly, is a break that should avoid me.

You are my collaborators and

they must take care of the interests of the clinic.

not those of the mutual.

This is a mole, how fat is he!

- Doesn't he drink too much milk? - Oh yeah, he has a sweet tooth.

Don't get him addicted, huh?

With so many pregnant women we have to flirt

one of those "primarola" - A primarola?

So they say in Rome!

Excuse me professor, but what do I have to do?

Don't just pay attention to clinical data,

Look at the belly. Instead of 1 they are 5.

The mutual does not reimburse me for the difference.

What is here, Sister Beatriz?

Latolli What does he do? Is it always here?

Gain a hectogram, poor thing.

If it goes up a hectogram per month, it'll be here for a year.

Excuse me prof. What should we do? Throw it out?

No!

-Mmm.-Mmm? -What do you want me to say, very good! -M?

Mariotti, we're bad, lousy Too many plates!

You say too many? -Yes.

Yes, they did 23 times in 3 days a cholecystography

and they used 24 plates. -Hey friend!

Three times I had to remake Dr. Cremona!

Crmona!

He's right, the materials and the plates

that you give me, they are defeated. -How overdue?

Yes sir, yes sir! Defeated!

Read here, they expired three months ago.

Now you will tell me that you paid them at 1/3.

I don't tell you anything. It is you who

He accuses me of doing economics.

Yes sir! Yes sir! and I tell you that from now on,

I do not do any more studies with these materials.

Don't get stuck, Mariotti, it hurts your liver!

I have a liver of bronze! Like your face!

ARTIFICIAL RI ON closed for holidays

-Poor Mariotti, did he grow old? -Like plates.

Closed for vacations. Who was the funny one?

A little joke.

But the kidney has not worked for three months.

Do you know how much a kidney filter costs?

19 thousand lire, there is no mutual that pays.

I have always said the artificial kidney,

It is for individuals if it is not still closed.

And now, Dr. Gubertti, at least consult me.

Is everything okay here? Right?

Professor, I do miracles.

You too? Why me too?

I don't know, a clinic that costs

trillions, it works by dint of miracles.

It is not to laugh like that, Sister Beatriz.

What are your miracles?

The electrophoresis apparatus has been missing for a week,

Transaminase reagents are missing,

Mayer's reagent for blood glucose is incorrect.

-No, huh? -Lack of soda lime for

the basal metabolic apparatus,

with the consequences you can imagine

In short, professor, the

essential things. Look at everything is here.

Look! Look!

I see I see.

What are these?

-That's beer. -Beer! -Hot are worth half.

- Do you want one? - Do you want one? Sister Beatriz - Close!

Close! What crap it is!

In short professor, I am the scapegoat.

I am not able to meet the requirement of several parties,

the doctors protest because I do not solve them absolutely ..

He wants me to tell him. Because they are not good doctors.

Apart from the fact that you, Gubertti

benefit from one of the laboratories

of analysis of the most important of Rome with great equipment.

Look here! But what do you want?

Also a good doctor does not need

so many tests to diagnose and treat.

As the great professor Azzarini says

"The clinical eye is not that of the doctor, it is the

of the patient, which is more revealing

than any other diagnostic method "

- Doesn't it say so? -Yes, professor.

But Professor Azzarini is Professor Azzarini,

which is true, it does not ask for so many EKG analyzes,

nor X-rays, but their patients have them the same - how?

-He asks my brother-in-law for them. -Hey, Gubertti !, Professor Azzarini

is a friend of the clinic and my personal!

I forbid you to make that allusion!

Take the bottles out of the fridge, drink the beer at the bar!

Here is disgusting!

-Are you drunk? -I lost his mom.

You have to throw it out. -She disappeared -He's crazy.

Here also miracles are performed, the miracles of disappearance.

What did Sister Teresa disappear?

Clamps and tweezers. Tweezers! Where are they going to

stop the tweezers that are no more? -Teacher, they get lost.

But where? In the stomach of patients?

-They throw them away along with the gauze. Why Sor Beatriz?

Because there is no one to control. And then there is ... Sister Teresa.

Professor, operating they detach, they grasp it badly, they catch it badly.

What is there?

A teacher hernia. Ah! the one who gets married.

Hey What are they doing there? Long strands!

Who is the one who sews?

Long strands, they use kilometers of thread.

Dr. Cremona always wants them very long.

Oh yeah? Dr. Cremona, it's me, you for a liver

I have made me 12 plates.

It was a particularly difficult case, professor.

-Hey! -Forgive me but now I can't answer you.

No? Go ahead, go ahead. Difficult case, affiliated with INAM.

How much does INAM pay? -10 thousand.

87 thousand of plates.

What is here?

Hey Twinks. Gentlemen!

What do they do? They smoke, they drink, they make jokes.

-Who are these? Professor Cadilla's assistants.

Professor Cadilla's assistants, they are young.

They don't go with him often, huh?

Cute little doctors.

A surgeon consents to an operating room,

should keep it sterile, what are you doing?

In each operation they dirty 18 shirts.

Don't you know that sterilizing one costs 8 liras?

12 lire - Haay! It was 8?

Sterilizing costs, the autoclave you consume.

The autoclave is always on, like the television.

-Would you let me. -No!

Sister Beatriz control you, they should not

take the initiative. I trust only you.

-Thank you Professor. -Everything you

does is well done, everything. And that one?

Are you admitted to the se ora Parisse?

Professor has been here for 10 days.

-And what do you mean? - Occupy a private room,

without paying the difference.

He didn't say anything to me!

You said that whatever I do is well done.

-Did I say that? -Yes, teacher.

Mrs. Parisse! How is this Mrs. Parisse noted!

This wicked lady Parisse! What does it do? Is it going?

You have misunderstood teacher, I am not the bad one

that I leave you, are you who kick me out-Ehhh!

The Dr. was unaware, I am the one

I continued, the X-rays and the analyzes did not give anything pathological

You guys kick me out quick because

I do not pay the difference with the mutual.

Hey, what? Parisse shouldn't even think about it!

So I don't think about it, but the

I always have pain.

Madame Parisse, do you have faith in me?

-In you yes doctor -Then let's see

that pain, that pain that afflicts Madame Parisse.

Does it hurt here? Here?

then go home calmly and do the Dr. Olivieri diet.

And I'm starving.

Do you know that Mrs. Parisse was my first mutualist?

-Oh yeah, I didn't know.

It cannot be said that it did not bring me luck.

And the good name of our clinic, when

Today we have such a comforting situation.

Yes professor - and who is this?

It's Sister Marycler, Sister Vicenza sent from the convent-Ahh!

-Hello professor. - Aceptaci n? - Yes my teacher.

Well, as you are a new Sister Marycler,

I will tell you quickly what my directives are.

Select the mutual, before accepting

to the borrower, the patient must leave

from Villa Celeste, not cursing, but

bendiciendo. okay? -Yes professor.

-French? -No, Tunisian, Professor.

- You know him? -No professor. -Maurice Chevalier.

-Merci.-No, we must not continue, the visits have not ended yet.

Come on, wow ...

Never a minute of fun, Sister Beatriz.

Do you want to know what I do with your cutlery?

I don't want to know. -I, on the other hand, I tell you the same,

I make myself with your cutlery ...

-No, no, no Mrs Paris, no, come and

tell me in the ear.

Go ahead, come on. -What's wrong?

-I want to tell you -What happened? What did you do?

They have accused me of having appropriated me

of a spoon and a fork.

Sister Virginia said they were missing from room 43.

I guarantee it for Mrs Parisse.

No teacher, no, by Antonietta Parisse, I answer. Nerd.

-There is no need, I beg you. -Rev Seme! - Rev Seme!

But if you can't find the cutlery ...!

-I. .. you ...-. No, no Mrs. Parisse! Nerd ..

Do it for me, do it for me

I'm so sorry, I found the cutlery, they were in the basket

the bedding - And how has it been allowed, without being sure?

I'll take care of it, teacher.

Yes, come on, Mrs. Parisse -Please.

Come on, be good.

-We owe you our apologies. -No, no, the apologies

They are mine, because I did not behave very well.

I behaved like a sow. Oh no!

-But understand, I felt accused of stealing

two covered in alpaca. -No, they were silver

No, no, let me tell you if they were alpaca

No, we have a complete set of silver cutlery,

for individuals. Congratulations mrs.

-Good-bye! I recommend them -Don't hesitate Mrs. Parisse.

Remember that without you I cannot live!

Sister Beatriz, when there is a vacant room,

one is for Mrs. Parisse,

It is more than a mutual, it is our mascot.

- If you say so! -I tell him.

It's breakfast time, we still have to visit the kitchen.

Sister Pasculina, if a room is vacated, let me know-Yes, professor

-Advi rtame -Is well.

You are right, Sister Beatriz, there is always

a pro and a con, remember?

-Teacher! -Yes?

Voila!

What is Sister Beatriz going to do? She is exercising her functions.

How are you doing? What are you doing, mop?

Do you smoke in the kitchen?

It is a recommended of Monsignor Genni.

How are you feeling, our son?

Remind me of Monsignor Genni. -Exactly.

Doctor Olivieri How are you? Excuse me, I didn't hear it coming.

Always with your diet tablets.

Let's see: diets with protein, low-calorie,

with carbohydrates, what's in here?

Chicken thighs Chicken thighs, how many thighs!

These thighs have been coming and going from the fridge for 10 days, right?

you have to change, patients refuse to eat them.

Better yet, we can make them out of plastic.

-Teacher, -Yes? `` You must tell him. '' `` Oh yeah.

Dr. Olivieri You don't eat chicken thighs?

- I? No, never. It looks.

But a diet should be done, because patients

they get jealous of being in front of a full girl

health, like you.

men get nervous. Now if you want to stay

In this way, change at least your clothes. Is this okay?

I understood prof. From today I will use the habit of Sister Beatriz.

Habit does not make the nun.

What a perfume here!

Ah! to be able to stay to eat with you!

Ahh no! Yuck! Enough with those chicken thighs!

Good morning, good lunch, Sister Pascualina, good appetite.

Good appetite, Sister Beatriz. Good appetite to all.

Thieves! Thieves! Wretches!

I recognize this thigh, it's the one from the other day!

Thieves! Chicken thighs!

Professor! Thieves! Chicken thighs!

Hello, yes wait.

Guido, who is it? -Telephone.

-What? Who is it? -Dr. Latolli,

Did you tell him I was there?

Yes, where would you be at this time,

says it is an urgent case.

What do you think? I have just arrived from the clinic and there is already an urgent case.

Hello, yes Latolli, it's me. Tell me what is so urgent?

It is about the girl hospitalized with threatened abortion.

Suddenly, he presents abdominal and epigastric pain,

nausea, vomiting and lowered basal temperature,

It is clearly an ectopic pregnancy.

What should we do?

Is it clear, you say? Latolli, last week

it was also clear. Instead..

There is no doubt prof, the Douglas is pasty, on the gray trunk,

there is peritoneal reaction, arterial hypotension, tachycardia,

We have to operate urgently!

Ectopic pregnancy is very difficult to diagnose,

How are you so sure?

Prof. I have been in the, for many years,

delivery room and I think I have learned something.

Do so, apply a bag with ice, check the pressure, every so often

and arrange an eventual blood transfusion.

Tomorrow morning Dr. Carilli will decide if surgery is necessary.

As you wish, teacher.

What happens Guido?

What is it! a girl hospitalized with abdominal pain,

for threatened abortion,

Latolli says he is an extrauterine.

-And why don't you call Carilli?

And how why? Has the mutual ENPALS

who pays 10,000 lire, Carilli charges 80,000, only for a nightly supplement

instead tomorrow morning enter the

normal routine and a reasonable number remains.

always more than what the mutual pays, but reasonable.

What if he doesn't arrive tomorrow morning?

Who says it? She is a girl, strong, healthy.

Latolli, is a fanatic, always makes tragedies.

I don't make her do the night shift anymore.

If we decide by mutual agreement later, he'll swallow the pill.

I was wrong to call him, I should have spoken to Dr Carilli and his team without asking

your opinion. -True!

Guido

Guido!

Guido, I can't sleep

I think of that girl. Make Carilli come, make her operate

What do you say? Do you know what it costs?

I can't sleep thinking about that poor thing

Do not think.

If you knew the things that happen in the clinic you would not sleep all night.

Don't stop to Mother Mar.

I beg you Guido, call Carilli.

I am the doctor, calm that I know what I do.

Sleep sleep.

-Good evening Ana Maria. -It's okay!

Hi Carilli, I'm Tersille, sorry for waking you up at this hour,

you must go to Villa Celeste Latolli says that there is an ectopic,

I don't believe you, but you may be right. Thank you!

See you tomorrow.

-Content? -Thank you.-Latolli, if we make a mistake the night

from Carilli I make her pay for it.

PRIVATE

Your case ma'am, it's a difficult case,

very interesting, a very beautiful neoplasm.

At the height of Professor Azzarini,

Good! Thank you for thinking of us.

Make yourself comfortable mrs,

Professor Azzarini's interventions are divided into three

categories: 1st, 2nd and 3rd categories. in your case

I do not know their economic conditions-We are

prepared for everything,

We don't need money -Well, what are they?

Good! This is how it is spoken!

Are they prepared?

We sold the land.

Well. -That's all they had.

Either way, earth today ..

First, Professor Azzarini receives

1 million 200 thousand lire 20% to the first assistant,

15% to the 2nd assistant, 10% to the anesthetist

Operating room, analysis, hospitalization,

Where do we intern them? In room 46.

-Conclusively? -2 million 800 thousand.

Happy?

If the expenses seem high, the clinic has excellent surgeons.

Better than Professor Azzarini?

-He is number one - Then no,

The money is mine and I want Azzarini to operate on me!

-What are we fools? Because of your illness I lost 30 kg. Damn it!

To regularize you must leave a certain advance

Are you sure I'm cured?

Ma'am, Professor Azzarini is the best there is in Italy

-But you need to pray. -Pray

-I will pray.-My wife has faith. -And you don't?

-No, I don't-What does he care if he's healthy.

-Professor Azzarini arrives. -I'm going fast.

Come on gentlemen!

Good morning Professor.

Welcome to Villa Celeste.

Do you know them? Right?

Of course! -Dear Deamattis.

It is an honor.

There it is!

Dr. Olivieri, our new dietitian.

Let me know her diet.

Get out! Get out! Get out! She is an elderly patient, very rich, she wanted a

complete department, the best, a permanent and particular assistance

surrounded by grandchildren.

Get out! Get out! Get out!

It seems to me there is no solution, it no longer digests.

He persuaded his relatives to consult him professor, but

-You did well. -It is not an operable case.

But if they insist ...

-Thank you, professor!

Good morning teacher.

Permission baroness, look who is, Professor Azzarini.

-Thank you for coming prof. -How is Baroness?

The baroness is 70 years old, without children.

But her grandchildren are lovingly interested in her health.

And on my money.

His current weight is 38 kg, there is no fat pan.

Hypotonic and hypotrophic muscle mass.

Lymph nodes clearly palpable.

If you want to see the plates. It is very clear.

Ectasis, stenosis ..

How many words to say that I have

a stomach cancer.

Yes.

Good cheer Baroness, everything will be fine.

And then professor?

It is not operable, at most we can do an anastomosis

direct esophagoduodenal -If professor.

A tube to feed her and not leave her

starve. -Right, professor.

If she can't be cured, why torment her?

How long do you think it can last?

If it is not operable, we better take it home.

I do not believe, madam, that your relative can receive at home

the cures and care that they offer you here.

-Teacher is 700 thousand lire a week!

Those are nothing to the one who suffers, ma'am!

Pass teacher-Who is it? -Your excellence Regalbutto, remember?

-Regalbutto? He was chief of staff ...

Of course I remember! His wife was a lover of ...- No! -Certainly..

She was a woman of great temperament, I still have her

in my retina Wonderful woman!

Do you know who it reminds me of? To your beautiful woman.

Dear Excellency, how long has it been. Tell me, how are you doing?

Thanks for coming doctor. -For me it is a pleasure, tell me

How are you in Villa Celeste?

He could not have advised me better -He has seen

Dr Tersille has an extraordinary kindness with me

Don't say it, excellence, no.

Thank you excellence is our duty.

Prof, as I told you he always had iron health, but

in recent times he has tachycardia and dyspnea

I have a feeling of thirst for air - Thirst for air.

Hungry for air.-Hungry for air, hungry.Do not say bullshit!

Excuse me, Excellency -I must tell you something else.

Don't make Dr. Olivieri come to the room

-Why? What happens? -Nothing happened but it can happen,

has an ass of those.

That's right, excellence,

that's a test of youth-youth, youth!

-What do we do? -No! -No excellence-Never,

I will make that woman walk downstairs like a tapir.

Ladies Professor Azzarini- Good morning-Good morning-Good morning.

Ersillia De Genaro, 27 years old, married

with an apparently healthy man.

She gave birth 5 months ago, from there I noticed a decrease in urine,

and urea ranges from 1.20 to 2.40.

We plan to give him an extrarenal dialysis

with our artificial kidney.

-What do you think, you professor? - Plates! - Plates! - Plates!

The case you told me precisely - Thank you!

It seems perfectly clear to me

It is an anomalous glass, which compresses

the ureter, it is useless to treat only with medical therapy.

Hay to operate!

The kidney released from this compression will function normally again.

Ladies, good morning! -Good morning.

Did you hear what the professor said? Everything will be fine

I believe it, 2 million 800.

Prof, as you could see, these are extremely poor people, they don't have

no mutual, -Tersille, Tersille, you always

You bring me your little pious case.

The poor give me so much compassion, professor.

Okay Sta, you will take into account the recommendation,

from the Dr, sorry, from the professor!

Thank you professor!

But remember, the poor always pay the best.

How many things should I still learn from you, teacher.

Goodbye dear. -Good-bye teacher.

Prof. When will you do these operations? Dear Tersille, you

she knows, it does not depend on me, it all depends on her, my tyrant,

She is the one who decides and has me in a fist.-Yes?

I am nothing but an instrument in your hands

I recommend it to you, Miss Faviani.

-I will consult my agenda -I hope it's soon,

I must take into account all the other commitments.

And I don't want the teacher to get too tired.

Well done, my respects.

-Good-bye professor -Good-bye professor.

To work gentlemen, the show is over.

Look, look!

They are good pictures, the business pays off.

Good night teacher

Gentlemen, I recommend you without much ceremony Sirvance.Drufo.

-Guido attends to Dr Milange -He came with his wife.

I thought he was dead.

Dear Milange! Dear Tersille!

Chatting with a doctor is a bit rough, because at a certain age

There is a certain impossibility, how to say, of capacity,

they are two different things commendattore.

The possibilities depend on the environment,

the environment and knowledge of the language.

For example a summer on the German beaches ...

Good evening.

-Welcome. -Ana Maria, how happy to see you.

As you are beautiful, -Thank you. How young you are.

Did you see? Now do you understand why Azzarini operates in Villa Celeste?

Professor my respect and thanks for coming.

Also dear.

I knew you should have given up the spasticity symposium, professor.

It is a pleasure, the invitation of a friend

it is above any symposium.

Do you know my collaborators, professor? -Good evening,

-They are his admirers. -Goodnight everyone.

Here's our old Deamattis -Good evening.

And here is the one who found the secret of eternal youth.

What do you mean?

I mean that when you received me you were already an assistant to Gambarelli

Darling, you forget that I was the youngest doctor ever received in Italy.

Yes, I remember, when it was received it was

Balilla dress (Mussolini's Fascist Youth)

-Mariotti, Mariotti! - What do you say? -Teacher.

“Una copa de champagne?

Who knows how much Tersilli earns from each Azzarini trade.

Rest assured that Azzarini does not take a lira or a pincer.

Not to him, but to the patients, yes.

He pays the 1st category operation as if it were 2nd and keeps the

difference and does not pay extra or for the night shift.

I understood it from the first day in the hosp. of San Servolo.

Do you remember? I told you, I don't like this Tersilli.

Today, in front of Sister Beatriz, she told me that I should go on a diet.

Shh! Mom, what are you doing?

Do you see them? Si y?

Did you know that your stepfather? -If I put it in the clinic -What a pig!

Do you know what we should do Sandrino?

Open a clinic, even if it's a small one, today

rejuvenated women are capable of doing anything

-Sass, stupid. -He's stupid.

-You need a bag of money -It's true, I will

what you want treasure what you want!

In my opinion, the best health system is English,

where by the mere fact of coming to the world

gives the right to free medical assistance.

Oh s Le look beautiful? -Yes!

You know I would win in England, if naturally I

granted the right to run one of their hospitals?

900 thousand lire a month!

Does this seem fair to you? Maybe not, but the English, a year

if not one year, they bring home a nobel prize

If you have listened to him, can you imagine ...

A small part of the 46 million Italians entitled to assistance

health workers use the rights that their mutuals give them for their health.

Doctors and officials are gentle and understanding

in advising its affiliates

the clinics where to be admitted.

So, I advise you to be treated at Villa Celeste.

We chose one for our research

one of the most recent and modern, Villa Celeste.

Prof. what led him to build a new clinic, where there are already 250?

It is not the idea of doing, as many believe, what is said a

good business No, I had the desire, the craving

to offer my mutualists a refuge

How many mutualists does prof. mean? It means how many did he have.

As director of the clinic

I had to give up my old mutualists, I have not abandoned them,

We have - let's put it this way - distributed, among doctors and friends

who know professional courage and scrupulous

A group of young doctors is with me.Where are they dear?

We start with prof. Deamattis, my first teacher.-Especially your friend

dear Tersille- Exactly! Good clinician.

Experienced specialists, above all

friends. And what friends!

Great publicity! Huge Huge!

Is it true, Commendattore, that your clinic

was built on land that belongs

to a religious order? - Yes, to the Little Angels of love

merciful ... Dad!

An order created for nursing services to see patients

But they made that quarry pay by weight of gold

As you know, all the grounds of the Little

Angels of Merciful Love

Here in Rome, do you know what they call it? The hectares of gold.

Dad, what the hell did you say!

But Rome does know everything. - Do me in favor!

"Hectares of gold" let's not exaggerate.

Is it true reverend mother that Villa Celeste

It was built on land intended for a park

public for the children of

slums?

How many things do you know? It's true!

At that time the commune, I thought it was more

easy to adapt a public park, an area where there is a small lake.

This is the area where the little children will play.

Yes, if play n, play n! .. Zone of batrachians!

You know, that Sister Maria is truly an idiot.

Virgencita, if only it were that.

Let's hear the opinion of Professor Decalobi

I am decidedly against

private clinics, which spend

Hundreds of billions a year Billions! Billions.

that could be used to boost.

to the hospitals, which as everyone knows ..

Sold!

While in large hospitals

young people can be perfected under the guidance

of great masters. The time has come to say enough ..!

Incompetent and dishonest!

Look, look at how they get.

So you are in favor of the creation of

public hospitals, Thank you professor.

Let us now listen to the opinion of another illustrious

Professor Professor Gustavo Azzarini.

Here he approaches our microphone.

Professor, what do you think of private clinics?

Totally in favor of the system of private clinics, above all for a

question of principle, how firm supporter of free initiative

in all fields.

How resourceful!

Remember, the clinic is the real scene,

the arena where the young

talents can be trained and honed.

Thank you Professor.

The great hospital is null.

There is someone who thinks of us.

it's a haven for old professors

who do not know and do not want

give up your absurd privileges.

Thank you Professor.

It has been a real luck to be able to find

to Professor Azzarini holder of

the chair of surgery at the given university

that comes once or at most twice a year

In conclusion, private clinics do not give

guarantees to its patients, since its

doctors do not enter by contest and that

then they allow them to exercise.

In short, the tragic retreat of our

hospitals is due to the swarming

of private, authentic clinics

leeches of our mutuals.

Can you hear me? Did you see the broadcast?

An insult to the medical class Calm me down?

Don't even dream of it, it doesn't end here,

It will make me listen to the top, to the top!

If you don't want it to appear on TV, tell me!

at least that I know of.

-You did well teacher. -I told you well, didn't I?

We listened to it professor.-Do not be angry professor, deep down it is

Advertising.-Mom, I beg you .. Do you know what I'm saying? Your mother

He's right, -Mom is always right.

An extraordinary woman Mrs. Celeste.

More champagne? -Thank you dear.

I'm going, tomorrow I have to get up early.

Mom is going to Switzerland to get some

medical controls -And they will evaluate her seriously, not like us.

And it spends less than half. Goodbye

There is one thing that I always criticized

Swiss colleagues for example Vanotti

the great clinic we have in Europe, you know it.

Do you know how much he charges for one

visit? 15,000 lire - What are you saying! here neither the

Last of the attendees, collect that.

They really do look like a gangster gang.

So they already brought the patient?

Ready teacher.

Scalpel!

Calm down! Calm down!

So many suitcases! (medical visitors)

Sister Beatriz, -Coffee! -Our professor Azzarini Did the operation start?

The teacher - Coffee! - says the signal is not right

Hey, no reason to get excited, wait, no?

In fact, he says he's waiting.

Why isn't it okay?

And no, I can't accept it, it bothers me that they happen

These things that should never happen

4 million 250 thousand, not 2 million 250 thousand!

Excuse me, what calculation do you do? there are three operations

a second 750 thousand and a third 500 thousand

No dear professor, they are two second and one first.

But which one do you consider first-rate, excuse me?

That woman, the peasant.

Sta. Fabiani, but what does it say? does not remember that prof. I recommended

turn a blind eye, with the peasant-If the teacher says, says and

later he forgets and grabs it with me.

Apart from the peasant, who do you consider third?

-The Baroness's. -But how? And it is

He told me that it is full of silver

What are you doing sister? -I wash the instruments.

Go to the chapel to pray, go, go, walk, go.

But that is full of silver! It is a

Exploratory laparotomy, excuse me.

Listen professor, let's do it like this, -Yes. -Let's consider the 3 operations

second-hand operations - let us consider!

With all the oxygen that I'm wasting

I can fill an airship. Come on Fabiani.

-Okay, let's do the calculation-750 thousand x3 are ..

2 million ... - Wait, wait. One 750 thousand times three

make 2 million 250 thousand Sta. -Yes.

The team percentage is 55%

55%? Uhh! 5 X 0 = 0 5 X 0 = 0 _ 5 X 0 = O

5 x 5 = 25 .... 1 million 227,500

+ 2 million 250 thousand.

+ 2 million 250 thousand.

zero, zero, zero, five .. is 3 million four hundred and eighty

and seven thousand five hundred - Exactly? -Exactly.

3,487,500.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Attack master!

Scalpel!

Gentlemen please, they are in a clinic.

They offer drugs, not merchandise.

I receive them one at a time, otherwise they attack me.

-Happy to see you so splendid. -Quien eres?

But you were here the other day.

-A promise is a debt. - What is it? Ah, beautiful!

-Gift of life .. -3 million 487 thousand.

Come, come Deamattis.

Here's a letter from poor Pistille

-Uhhgg! Que? Did he die? -No, I say poor

because he practices in Catania, he brought a lady

who has a child with mitral stenosis.

Pistille advises Azzarini to see it

Why did I write to you? To me, to you ...

What is it? An expensive device? -Carito. I want to show you a new product.

After, after, after.

-Colombo, huh? What are Hebrews? I don't know.

The lady said she has a business of

Fabrics-Fabrics, huh? Columbo is Hebrew then.

The heart is enlarged,

especially the left ventricle, animated by a

systolic expansion, dilatation of the left atrium,

premature contraction ...

Say, say, it looks better on the EKG.

signs of left ventricular overload -Yes .....

..... larger than normal. Often with ..

But professor, have you seen?

I've seen, I've already seen.

They are swear words, don't be impressed, you know baby?

I'm used to it, professor.

Here is the medical history left by Dr Pistile.

Later, I want to study it, very calmly,

Ma'am, when did your baby last crisis?

That last week, after the first communion.

Ah! after ..

Are you not Hebrews? -No. Why?

Do you have operations? What are they doing here?

We have four. but Azzarini,

he wanted all the operating rooms at his disposal

Ah! Tireless our Azzarini, tireless!

does not allow us to attend,

Like he's afraid we'll steal some secret from him

Go..

Well, in half an hour we will have a free operating room,

goodbye ma'am, come on. Good morning Mrs.

Go dear! Go operate.

Come on ma'am, let's go to my study,

your decision to show your baby with him

Professor Azzarini shows me how loving

are you as a mother -I hope I have

done right, I was told that Professor Azzarini

is one of the best.

Not one of the best, it's the best!

They come from all over the world to consult it.

-Professor Azzarini has already left. -Yes, I take care of it,

I don't want to today, because he is very tired.

Meanwhile we will continue studying Paulino.

We have all prof., X-rays,

EKG analysis-I know Ms.

But I prefer that my collaborators do them again.

Enough Paulino! let him play ma'am, while we'll find him

Paulino a beautiful room that overlooked the garden.

There is no free room.

But actually there is, Sister Beatriz, there is, right?

-It's okay, professor. -And it is.

For our Paulino there is always a free room.

Thank you Professor.

Cigarettes?

I don't smoke, thank you.

Can we go?

I'm not going to the kitchen! I pay the

room-vacate -I want my room!

I want to talk to prof. Tersille! Hold on please!

At noon soup, chicken thigh with zucchini

and cooked fruit. Just the things you don't like!

Good! I see that Dr. Olivieri took Paulino under her wing.

Do you want to see Paulino that

I guess what the doctor told you?

Soup broth, chicken thigh with carrots.

No! .Zucchini.

Ah! I lost the bet, Dr. Olivieri,

our Paulino can eat everything, little, but everything,

Let's see what the baby prefers.

How good are you, a teacher, with children.

and with mothers.

I'm a father too, Mrs. Columbo.

May I? I did not speak to the teacher

Azzarini, as expected, was very tired.

I want you to review Paulino calmly.

So when?

If we are lucky and that was promised by his secretary, the

next week - next week? -And it is,

you know madam there are patients waiting

up to two months?

-Yes, yes I know, but ..- You stay in Rome, right, ma'am?

-No, no, I must go back

soon to Catania I am the owner of the property, the taxes, you know.

My husband will have to take care of Paulino,

Do not worry about Paulino, in Villa Celeste you will be at home.

And I will take care of the baby as if it were mine.

What time does your flight leave, madam?

-At 19 hours. - May I accompany you?

Go lady, the airport is there a pistol shot,

to the flight of a bird, as they say.

Hey, what a sin! We have already arrived at the airport, Mrs. Coratina.

I don't know how to thank you for your kindness, professor.

May I suggest it to you, Mrs. Coratina?

Tell me professor.

There is a flight at 23.40 to Catania, take that Mrs. Coratina.

Why teacher?

-We can be together a little longer-It's more than 5 hours.

Do they seem like a lot to you?

-No, but ...- There are times when certain atmospheres,

they cannot be repeated.

Look at what a wonderful Roman sunset.

Take the 2340 flight to Catania mrs Coratina.

But how do I do? My husband is waiting for me at the airport.

I'll think you missed the flight.

I am very punctual. -That's why I will think about it.

Where is Professor taking me?

"Do you have faith in me", Mrs.Coradina?

-In you yes. -Then let's go, without hesitation.

It's a case that worries me, I made him a stanza,

If this continues, it will be necessary to call Tersille.

Excuse me for a moment, a little call to the clinic.

I'll be back quickly, Mrs. Coratina.

Hello, it's me, -Ah it's you, tell me.

What congress?

But you hadn't told me anything, I went to the hairdresser.

Well, it doesn't matter, what time do you come to pick me up?

No dear, it's not that you should come

It is the opening night not the closing banquet.

The ladies are not invited, sorry dear.

Why don't you go to the movies with dad?

No? I don't know dear, when the congress ends,

Okay, then have fun.

You know how much fun it is to spend hours with headphones on, dear.

For the translations.

They are almost all foreigners, if they are all. Barnard,

DeBakey, Cooley, Pathe, Popov, everyone, everyone.

If I don't go, my dear, they'll think I'm against transplantation.

A little kiss my dear.

Excuse me, Mrs. Coradina.

Please.

In Villa Celeste, everyone sleeps like beautiful little angels.

How do you care for your sick?

It is my true, unique and great family.

-Look -What is it? -My shell, do you like it?

Is it yours? -No, officially it's from a

Panamanian society For taxes!

But, it is indeed mine, Mrs. Coradina.

The fucking mother!

Captain Tersille welcomes you aboard the Celeste II.

You have, properly everything, professor.

It is my only relaxation, the sea.

Sometimes when I can, rarely of course

I take refuge here with my sailors,

And I run to the sea like an old corsair

-How beautiful! -Do you like it? -Yes But they won't just be sailors.

Yes, unfortunately my wife does not like the sea.

-How is it possible? -He doesn't like so many other things,

we have different tastes Mrs. Coradina.

- Are you not happy, professor? -No!

-And you, Mrs. Coradina? -Don't ask me. -No?

No.

- Is your husband a Sicilian? - No,

Piedmont but was transpanted in Sicily.

No! Quien? In the soap that was transplanted.

No, no - transfer to Sicily! - Ah, transferidus!

Forgive me the accent.-I adore it. Don't change it mrs. Coradina!

Ah, no danger.

Where is it taking me?

You have no faith in my Mrs. Coradina?

In you yes, professor Watch your head.

I shit on ..!

Hi! Casa Tersille? Can you call the teacher for me?

-But what are they doing? -They're looking for it.

Yes Did you go to a heart surgery congress?

Well thanks.

I'm going, I'm going!

Phone at this time! Yes?

Congress Palace. How? No,

There is no teacher here, nothing.

The congress starts tomorrow, yes, good night.

Professor I want to know if Guido lied to me or not.

He told me that the ladies

they were not invited to the opening of the congress.

To the European congress of

heart surgery. -Oh by Bacchus! The fool

my secretary told me that

it was tomorrow night.

I barely have time to prepare.

Luckily my work is ready.

Listen to Ana Maria, since my wife left

Why don't you come with me?

Hello, Casa Tersille, did the conference professor come back? Not yet?

Excuse me, but this is a very urgent case.

I'll be with a patient.

What does professor do?

The naked Mrs. Corradina.

Why teacher?

You have no faith in my Mrs. Coradina?

in you if teacher.

-And now what is Professor doing? -The kiss Mrs. Corradina.

Can I tell you something professor?

No, say it later!

No! Before.

Say it.

From the first moment I saw it, I loved it.

Come on mrs. Carolina.

Where is it taking me?

To the stern Mrs. Carolina.

You have no faith in me?

In you if teacher.

Come on, Mrs. Carolina.

As the poet says:

"Arms the` pump` (Vulgar: fellatio)

and kill it. "

Sister Beatriz, we cannot wait any longer, it is

necessary to call Professor Azzarini.

I beg you, it is urgent!

Call Azzarini's house, hopefully at least he is,

"Professor Azzarini?"

- He's not there? - He's also at the European congress.

Okay, then call the congress.

But here everything is closed, there is no one.

Then my secretary was right.

We wanted to surprise Guido instead he gave it to us.

-Unless there is another congress on heart surgery-Do you believe a professor?

It seems very difficult to me.

Poor Guido, every day he gets more distracted -Obviously.

Hi there. yes, say sister.

What?

I'm going fast.

Come on Mrs. Coradina. that the flight leaves in 20 minutes.

Be careful with your head.

The whore madr ...!

How beautiful! I would like to go - Where?

With you, let's go to a tropical island.

But how tropical! The plane leaves in 20 minutes, Mrs. Coradina.

I want it, but you don't have the courage .. -Come on, come on, come on!

You want it right? - No.

And I don't want you to tutee me.

-But Guido! -Teacher!

But how? You told me so recently that you loved me.

Well, I told you because I was thinking about it, in those particular moments.

Mrs Corradina, you and I have homework

that we should not and cannot forget.

-I'll start crying. -Yes, I would cry if I shouldn't drive.

Cry, cry, Mrs Corradina, crying is the best

remedy for psychophysical disturbance.

-Then you also suffer professor? -Yes, but I hold back.

Oh, how happy I am! Up! What does it do? Control yourself.

Clot.

Hyssop.

Hyssop.

Co gulo.

Count the swabs.

What is happening in this clinic?

How do they operate in an emergency?

without my authorization?

Please!

At around 10 pm he had a collapse,

Dr. Cremona gave him an injection of strophanthin.

He was cyanotic, with venous hypertension in the neck,

the venous pulse was presystolic.

Emergency intervention was necessary.

everywhere professor, everywhere!

But where was he?

We also called Professor Azzarini, and he was not at home.

Dr Cremona confirmed my diagnosis,

tricuspid stenosis and provided everything for

a quick operation. You were not a teacher,

We couldn't wait any longer, it was very dangerous.

Rest easy Tersille, the operation went perfectly.

You don't have to have any doubts

Azzarini, could not have done better, is safe and has a firm hand.

Good!

Cremona worked in the United States in

the Oppenheimer Cardiology Foundation,

there he worked for more than three years, with the great

heart surgeons, Michael DeBakey

Denton Cooley, Freeman, returned to Italy

to capitalize on your experience, but

in Bologna, Bergamo, Padua, the usual "barons",

they prevented him from operating.

So I made him enter Villa Celeste, without you knowing anything,

because I had a need to work.

Don't kick him out, Cremona is willing to stay in the shadows

until the young people are accepted in Italy.

But what are you saying? Who kicks it?

Cremona must be in Villa Celeste!

-Thanks. -Go rest Deamattis.

Let me take care of Cremona! And thanks.

Did you understand ?, In Villa Celeste we had

a second Azzarini and we didn't know.

Teacher.

What happens?

Sister Pascualina What happened? Did I fall asleep?

What time is it? -It's nine o'clock.

-Did the shift change? - And it is.

Paulino woke up, he is much better.

Ah! Dr. Cremona is extraordinary,

he has golden hands.

Okay, but now let's not exaggerate.

New?

There is Mr. Colombo who wants to speak to you.

Colombo?

Mr. Colombo?

Professor, I don't know how to thank you and everything

the staff, the sisters, just arrived from Catania

And I'm still upset

Even my wife when she arrived last night,

He had said there was no danger.

Instead, thank you, thank you.

The doctor, the young man, told me that we can be

quiet. That the operation

it came out perfectly.

Pauline will turn to serve a healthy ni o

like all the others.

Certainly.

For Professor Azzarini.

What?

For Professor Azzarini.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Even on behalf of Professor Azzarini.

Excuse me, good morning, Mrs. Colombo, how are you?

The pulse is normal, you do not feel cold

no fibrillation. Then I will make another

electrocardiogram. -Well.

The evolution seems to me to be very favorable.

If you want to review it, professor.

No, just look at Paulino's appearance to

understand that his words are true.-About therapy ...

Yes, despu s !, despu s !, despu s!

Let our Paulino rest easy.

When do you think Prof. Azzarini will come?

I want to thank you so much.

There will be a way to thank you, however

not to be Prof. Azzarini, here he is

our Dr Cremona, to whom you must have the utmost faith.

Come on, let's go Cremona,

let us leave our Paulino with the father and mother until later.

-Listen professor.-No !, I understand what you are thinking,

But you are wrong, the words don't matter.

The real reason is that you have talent

and I welcome it, but it is

It is necessary to be known, to stand out.

I am not just the director of the clinic,

I am a friend, -it's okay teacher, I thank you,

but Azzarini, what does he have to do?

see in all this? "What does Azzarini have to do with all this?"

Cremona Do you think in the present? It is the future that you must see.

Believe in me, Azzarini is in the twilight.

Who will take your place? I know it and you know it too.

-Good morning dear ones. -Good morning teacher.

Ask Beatriz, "Azzarini already arrived"?

Did he give you the signal? -And it is.

I asked for you. - What do you want?

All right, courage, Comendatore. Very well.

Open your mouth, stick your tongue out, All right.

Perfect! Gentlemen, thank you all.

Ah, Professor, let me express my admiration for you.

Try to express it to me in the facts

that admiration of yours For a while you have made me come for a

single operation at a time, try to group them together,

time is money, dear.

It is not easy to find individuals, also there are no

Italian that does not have mutual.

Unfortunately. Very bad times.

Who is that who operates?

He is an assistant.

Every time I come to your clinic I see that

young man operating. What is it called?

Cremona. Deamattis, try to help him and

easy operations is always given to him,

First of all, never let the assistants operate,

they learn too fast and in that there is no

easy interventions for nothing, rather ..

It is an ostmic stenosis of the aorta.

Spit!

Stanley Crawford's operation.

That should have been me!

It is shared by the INAM professor.

But, that young man has a good hand.

It is true that he has a good hand. Old trombone!

Would you have liked to do it yourself to Crawford's operation?

but you ran out of abundance. Right Cremona?

Se van ya?

I did not prepare receipts for them.

Don't worry, don't worry. It doesn't matter.

I hope to find some work in Rome -I wish you luck.

Ah! a small offering.

Also?

FOR THE CHILDREN OF BIAFRA.

There is the taxi, if you want to take advantage.

Let's walk, it's good.

Mommy! What people! -Farmers.

-You again Mrs. Parisse - Y ... yes, sorrowful Sister Pascualina.

The pain, instead of diminishing, increased.

We have no place.

The Dr. told me to come whenever you want, that there is always room for me.

-Then let's see. -Let's see.

-Caf, - Change shift? -You change .- New?

All present.

Cigarette?

What?

What do they want?

We are the internal commission.

Internal of what?

The internal commission of Villa Celeste.

Is there an internal commission in Villa Celeste?

Without my permission?

Commissions are made of their own free will.

It is spontaneous right.

There is no need for permission.

And what do they want by spontaneous right?

The stipulation of the new employment contract.

But between us there was never an employment contract.

That's why he said new.

Dear colleagues, dear friends,

I have the suspicion that they have not understood the

spirit that animates in Villa Celeste,

our relationships were always one of mutual understanding.

I always considered you

part of a big family.

Or not?

Am I wrong?

Don't you want to be my relatives?

Well.

Let's read this new employment contract then.

Clinic staff formally require the director

Villa Celeste the following economic and regulatory improvements

20% increase for permanent staff, 15% for replacements.

Regulation of work shifts,

Extraordinary compensation for night work.

Short week.

Abolition of the meal discount for junior staff.

Administrative control of Villa Celeste.

What do you want to control? excuse me.

I make them see the balance sheets.

The balance sheets do not interest us.

We all know how balances are made.

What does it mean? What are false?

Mmm, we say that our requirements,

are based on a careful and weighted one-year examination,

activity of your clinic -M a?

Of ours. -He has. ha ha , JiJiJiii.

Good!

So you know what I say to all of you,

By all, I do not include Professor Deamattis,

... why I don't think he validates.

You are wrong, because Professor Deamattis

He is in solidarity with us, like everyone else.

So I add it to him and to him first.

Deamattis is an old lung who should have the modesty to retire

and as for all of you,

no clinic made them the conditions that I did.

They make me regret having been too generous to you.

My mother had told me

do not take them with you, they will never be your friends,

because they are envious.

That's what mommy told me!

We will never be friends, because you earn a lot,

enjoying our work.

You are right!

Shh! What a joke!

I remind you that you. is here,

because he enjoys my stepfather's friendship!

I am here because I have a specialty.

I have more rights than you!

You cannot tell a hernia from an appendicitis.

I don't even blow my nose with you. Professor!

Do you know how I got to be a teacher?

With the publications that were made to him, Drufo, Gubbertti and Latolli

and with the complicity of that Azzarini fugue.

that as everyone knows he understands with his wife.

Keep it outside.

Cuckold! That's what mom told you!

Whore! That's what dad told me!

We are devastated.

But at the same time we ask you to take into account our

claims,

that we believe to be fair and irrevocable.

Come on guys! Let's go.

He's shocked.

One moment!

Since your requirements are irrevocable,

I will give you my answer irrevocably.

You can all go with your darling, fast.

There are doctors, better than you, intelligent,

young, good, prepared, who go hungry,

Italy is full Out! Out! Out!

Go! Hey!

So the doctors, who responded?

What were they going to answer!

They left with their tails between their legs

they wanted an employment contract, union fee, control

balance sheets.

But the fault is yours

You shouldn't have invited them here that night

I saw them as they looked at the pictures, the furniture, the rugs,

them and their women's asses.

About culonas,

you put Dr. Olivieri in the clinic,

You don't know how things came out of her mouth, you trola.

Don't talk like that.

He allowed himself to hint that Azzarini is getting on with your daughter.

I will never believe that!

What did Olivieri say, or does your daughter really understand Azzarini?

What did the Sta. Olivieri say?

Ana Mar a. At this hour!

I asked you a question.

Nothing, you bastards!

Regarding certain things, instead,

I was with Azzarini and asked him for some advice.

The thing does not interest you?

No.

No, you are not interested in what your wife may have,

You are very busy entertaining mothers

of your little patients.

Still with the Sicilian! I explained it a thousand times!

She had lost the plane, a mother grieving for her little boy.

Did he leave her alone?

What does Azzarini have to do with all this?

At a certain point, Dr. Cremona came to see him,

the young surgeon you've been talking about for a while.

And what was Cremona going to do?

-Ah I see that the thing is beginning to interest you! -Yes

Azzarini had called him to inquire about some

interventions that Cremona had made in Villa Celeste in

in the last few weeks.

And what right does Azzarini have?

Oh, don't you know? No.

Then I tell you.

You had patients operate in Cremona

making them believe they were operated by Azzarini.

These are poor people, who have no possibility of paying the figures

what makes them pay your teacher. -He's not my teacher! -No.

And also if it was about poor people,

you had no qualms about asking them the same

Azzarini fare.

Did Dr. Cremona say that?

No, Dr. Cremona, he knew nothing and he knows nothing.

Gustavo had the sensitivity not to tell him.

Gustavo? Now Gustavo calls him.

-Is well, vaa. -Yes!

And if you knew what Gustavo said about you.

Yes? Let's listen, what did Gustavo say about me?

That you are a poor little man, a wretch, a beggar!

Instead he is a gentleman who

crashes in the operating room

and that he does not move if they do not give him the signal.

He went crazy, because I discovered a young man who

under my guidance you will be famous.

I don't think I have much of a path under your guidance,

Azzarini offered to enter

in the University clinic, as his first assistant.

Ah! I am the little man, the beggar, the wretch, right?

Daddy wants him with him because he's afraid of him. That's why!

But Guido, you must admit that you did not behave

very correctly with him.

Shut up daddy, all your life, you did nothing but shenanigans!

What are you saying!

You fucked half Naples! Don't say shit!

With the popular houses, when it rains the water is carried to the

people inside. Ana Maria! Ana Maria!

Call Ana Maria, whoa.

Ana Maria your father was insulted, here in your house, by this man.

This is not my home.

Make no mistake, this is your home and the clinic too

It is ours, we have 66% of the shares.

-Your dad gives details. -Don't forget it!

And and.

How stupid, I really forgot.

Like father, like son (eng.) (Of such father, such daughter).

And I denied a 4 cent raise to 60 honest workers.

What for?

To fatten an old man from the Camorra.

Hello! Oh, are you Sister Beatriz?

Tell the boys to be quiet.

Professor they all left.

Doctors, nurse, and even patients

I beg. Come soon!

They left. Everyone!

With the tail between the legs.

Come on dad!

Professor, we need a doctor

Mrs. Parisse is very unwell.

Where do I find a doctor? But ..

- Mommy. -And then?

Mrs. Parisse, how are you doing? What do you feel?

I feel bad doctor, help me.

- Fever? -High and intermittent, chills and sweating.

Nausea and vomiting.

It is an angina, it is nothing Mrs. Parisse, it is a temporary crisis.

Now Sister Cecilia will give him an injection and ease the pain.

You do not give up looking to feel better.

Doctor, don't kick me out.

Why am I going to kick you out, Mrs. Parisse?

Because when there is no more hope you ...

What nonsense he says, it's a passing crisis

you will feel better soon.

Don't leave me doctor! Do not leave me.

No, Mrs. Parisse, I'm here just for you.

I called Deamattis. - He said no.

All have said no out of solidarity.

Solidarity, huh? Solidarity makes me laugh.

Professor, call Dr. Latolli and accept her requests.

No! Never!

You are alone. What will I do?

You still dare to call me on the phone.

Never let him do it again!

you not only abused my name,

what you did cost you my friendship you are a thief,

you are a real earthworm and

As such I will spit it out all over Rome.

None, not even a vet will want to operate in your clinic.

Clown!

You could even report him for refusing to attend.

The medication did not help, the pains increased.

Something has to be done. He can't let her die like this.

Hello? Yes.

But the teacher is not there.

Ana Maria, it's me.

How? I do not understand.

If he said no to you, why would he tell me yes?

Can't you say no to me?

Ah! Is that how you think?

But then you think between me and Azzarini ..?

And what then?

You know what I'm saying?

You are a worm! A wretch!

I call an ambulance you have to take it to a hospital.

No!

Instead, have an operating room set up.

Professor!

Do as I say! It is an order!

Kidney colic, difficult diagnoses.

Symptoms are similar to those of: appendage, cholecystitis

pelviperitonitis, pancreatitis intestinal occlusion,

Strangulated hernia, torsion of ovarian cyst.

Ready!

Ready! Ready! Ready, Ready!

Listo!

Listo!

Listo!

Profesor!

Teacher

I speak my ...?

Who?

Yes, yes! Excuse me teacher.

Come, come Sta. Favianni,

I was afraid that I would escape like that

dressed as a madman?

Come on, come on.

Make yourself comfortable.

Now let's see what the amount is.

This is the exact sum of what you owe.

Ughh! A ... muskets!

What are these first-rate operations

night supplements category?

Why? Do you have something to object to?

No no no. For charity, doctor.

I will take good care of myself,

I can't help but thank,

Thank you, Dr. Faviani,

M s is worth it.

Thanks to you and that great ..

Roman school luminary.

Two million 800 thousand lire for a

Kidney stone Have you understood?

Come on! How long does it take to attend!

Hand me over to the bedroom.

Did the lady come out?

When?

And where did he go?

Where can a woman who has a husband be?

that you can't fix alone? Huh?

Ana Maria!

Are you here?

My love!

Forgive me what I told you.

I lost my mind. You know

If you knew what a day!

Thanks love!

You saved me. You know

You saved me and that poor thing.

Do you know that I was about to operate on her? - You? - Oh no?

But when they put the scalpel in my hand.

Poor my professor Tersille!

Poor professor, yeah

At least when I was just a mutual doctor,

a flu knew how to cure it, an intravenous knew how to do it,

Now, I don't remember anything else, who am I now?

A hotel manager, that's what I am.

So, Mr. Director. Would you like to call me a taxi?

A taxi? Do you want to go? I'm with you.

No, directors must always be

when there are illustrious guests.

My love

I wait for you at home. Bye, Ana Maria.

Thanks love.

Professor, it's a miracle teacher! A miracle!

What happens? There is no need to operate it.

It was a stone in the urter and he kicked it out!

But what does it say?

Good!

The sign oh! 2 million 800 thousand.

Sister Del a

Where is the teacher?

When I was in Geneva as Roche's first assistant,

Professor!

The great Roche huh?

Professor!

There is an analogous case. There was a patient ..

Miss Faviani, you didn't have an operation.

Will you give me the signal?

Sorry, the teacher got dressed and undressed

and it is as if it had operated.

Yes.

That I did not know.

And what is the teacher?

A comparsa de cinecitt ?

Dressed and undressed.

The fault is yours mom

Or rather, mine and yours.

Forward, forward and always forward.

It had to be the first. The first

of all! Here we come mom.

Look at me, The first The first, unique and alone.

They all left me mom

You know what I tell you mom, I want to be a doctor again,

perhaps the well-behaved doctor, the serious doctor.

Let Villa Celeste keep my stepfather.

Olivieri loved her,

I wanted her for a surgery clinic

plastic to rejuvenate old ones.

Well mom, I'll leave it to you, it's ready.

But how is it possible Guido m o

that I have to show you what

you have to do? - What do you mean mom?

How do I mean? Look at me

Hey yeah, I look at you.

Hey! Mom, you came back!

Don't come near but you undo all of me!

Oh god! What did you do?

I did what Olivieri wants to do, rejuvenate old women.

Don't you remember anything?

If I remember. You are dressed as an Indian.

How do you not see what a fresh face I have?

Can't you see that I don't have any more rolls?

Why do you talk like that, like a chicken ass?

Because you have to see the details.

If you only knew how young I feel!

Son, today everyone wants to be young,

you wasted so many years healing the sick,

So it is the healthy that you must cure.

Warts, remake a nose,

a breast, you must make Villa Celeste become,

like Professor Stroganoff's clinic.

And who is that Stroganoff?

He's a magician, Guido.

Cut, sew, shorten, lengthen

You know what Stroganoff says?

Old age and ugliness are diseases

those that can and should be cured!

You know how many old women and how many ugly there are in Italy!

A gold mine!

VILLA CELESTE PLASTIC AND ESTHETIC SURGERY GERIATRIC DIRECTOR PROFESSOR Dr. GUIDO TERSILLI This clinic does not receive mutuals.

Good morning Mr. Professor!

Good morning, Guten Morgen,

Good morning, Bon jour. They want to come my darlings.

The Labianca patient.

Let it happen, I receive it standing up.

How do I tell him? I want you to give me a little stretch

Hey! It is not the handle of our basket.

The handle of our basket!

Professor! Good good.

Professor permission.

He makes me pass, I'm scheduled

Go ahead! Go ahead! Who is it?

What is it about?

Don't you see what nose?

I see.

I don't see anything serious, pepper nose.

One of the easiest, safest and least expensive operations,

just peel the pepper,

and Voila!

All for the better.

Lets ma'am, we lift our ears

binding them to the head and change their identikit.

You are like this today.

Like, professor!

Shut up!

You are like this today!

Total intervention a la Stroganoff,

in the mammary, epigastric, umbilical,

gluteal and lateral femoral,

and we will get these results.

Dorothy!

All full 5 million!

I already feel younger.

Look!

Voil! Interrupt!

Rhythm!

Boy follow me Boy, Hop!

Raise your leg!

Make an extension!

END.

Old age and ugliness are diseases that mutuals do not want to recognize. However, beauty and youth are everyone's right.

Professor Dr. Guido Tersilli director of the Villa Celeste clinic NOT ASSOCIATED WITH MUTUALES.

Subtitles by Robertobe with the ineffable Collaboration of Giuseppe Dinorcia For Subdivx