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[hyena laughing]
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- [hics]
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[merry music playing]
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- Ooh!
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- Just... stay put!
- [electricity crackles]
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- Hey, that's what
I call teamwork.
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- Lhandi... [chuckles]
...I'm a tool.
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- Keep it up, pals.
- [laughs]
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- Stop squirming.
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- Well, do a firm touch
and not a tickle touch.
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- Danny, my man, up top.
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- Your enthusiasm is
disgustingly infectious, Lhandi.
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- [chuckles] And I love making
you sick. [imitates barfing]
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- That's...
All right, thank you.
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- [sighs] Okay.
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[rock music playing]
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Hey, Onorato, I'm just, um...
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Oh, I... Um, I'm just
grabbing some towels.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- What are you listening to
in there?
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- You should write a list
of music that you listen to
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and give it to me,
I'd love to check it out.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Yeah, that's not right.
I can educate myself.
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Oh, I'm gonna walk
out of the room backwards.
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Look at me go backwards!
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- I'll put it back up, I'll put
it back up. I'll put it back up.
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- Wait, no!
Please don't eat me, all right?
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I'll give you anything,
I'll give you my...
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I don't have anything.
All right, let's do it.
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Let's do...
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[theme music playing]
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- Aah! Ooh.
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- Looking good, you two.
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Keep it up.
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- Uh, you know,
it doesn't matter what I do,
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I just don't think Onorato
likes me very much.
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- Oh, come on, that's not true.
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- Then why does everyone else
have a cool picture with Onorato
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up on the party picture wall
and I don't?
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- Don't you? The--
There you are.
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Hey, right there.
- That's a broom.
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- Is it? Is that not...
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But that... You know what,
that's his favorite broom.
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So, uh, don't overthink it.
Onorato's a tough nut to crack.
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Sometimes a friendship
just needs a solid story
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with just a hint of trauma.
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- [rock music playing]
- [Jep gasps]
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- You can't build
a good friendship glue
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without killing
a few trauma horses.
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- Yeah, that's interesting.
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- Sorry, what's going on
right now, are you...
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You're concocting something?
- What? No.
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Me? No! [chuckles]
- I can see your wheels spin.
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- I was just thinking, "Hey,
if a dog and a cat got married
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who would officiate
that wedding?"
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- Whimsical answer.
Hmm. Tracks for me.
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- Yeah, okay.
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- A wise old tortoise,
with a little cane.
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Yeah, that's good, Lhandi,
very good.
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Maybe he'd wear a hat.
- Lhandi?
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- Huh? Who?
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- You've been sitting here
for four hours.
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- Right, yeah.
- Talking about a wedding.
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- Yeah.
- A cat and dog wedding.
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- I've got to get
a glass of water.
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[hyena laughing]
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[grunts]
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Onorato, uh, ca-can you come
help me change a keg?
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Yeah, it's just
weak Lhandi over here.
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- And enter stage right!
Give me all your money.
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See, I gotta zip zap
out of here with a fat sack.
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- Oh, God! Please sir,
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please, you can take
anything you want,
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just don't hurt me or my friend.
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- Come here, mum.
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Ah! Ha! Whoo! Eh! [exclaims]
- Whoa... [whimpers]
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- Haha.
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- Oh!
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- [groans]
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- Onorato, no!
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- He was an actor. I... I paid
him to pretend to rob us.
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[stutters] It wasn't real.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- [stutters] No, no, it wasn't
a sex thing for me.
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I... I thought that if we went
through something tough together
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that you'd like me more.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- I don't know, I thought it
would be like a charming ruse,
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but... No.
- [Onorato speaking]
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- Mm-hmm.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- I... I can help if you want.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Uh... He's falling, yeah,
it's slipping.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- I can... [panting]
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Uh... I'll... I'll fix it.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Yeah, I know, I see that.
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Hey, hey. I...
I made this diorama of us.
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[mumbles] That's you and that's
me and this piece of lint
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represents my supreme
guilt and regret.
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- Cute.
- Yeah. [chuckles softly]
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- [Onorato speaking]
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[Onorato speaking]
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- [sighs]
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- Roto, buddy,
you've gotta give her a break.
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She feels terrible.
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Plus, she's not great
when people are mad at her.
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[munches]
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- LHANDI: Hey, Onorato.
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Look at these little worms,
they represent... Ow! Ow!
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- No...
No, don't go back there.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Oh, oh! Shit. No,
that wasn't... I didn't do it.
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I didn't, Lhandi...
Lhandi, get in here!
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- Oh, God,
did he find the broom?
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- [Onorato speaking]
- [whimpers]
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I don't know why
I put it in here.
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- [grunts, exclaims]
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- Yeah, good job, baby.
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- [exclaims]
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- Oh, shit.
- Sterling Oswald.
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Agent to the most bookable
roster of actors
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this horrible, disgusting
wasteland has ever seen.
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My card.
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- Oh, you almost gave me a heart
attack, man, what the fuck?
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- One of my precious
little actors has disappeared.
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[gasps] Oh, no!
And according to my records,
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his last gig was right here
on The Oasis.
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- Right. Well, we don't know
anything about that, man.
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We sort of...
We don't like actors
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so we wouldn't have one around.
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- I've lost one of my clients,
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and I'm not going anywhere
until I am properly compensated.
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- Holy hell, you can just say
any of this stuff normal, man.
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How much are we
talking about here?
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- [laughs] You can't just pay me
off. Am I right, Ricardo?
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- Can't help but notice that
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both of them are responding
to Ricardo.
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- Okay, I won't be leaving
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until I sign another actor
to my roster.
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It's a pretty standard contract.
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I take 10% of your earnings
and you are...
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♪ Mine for the rest
of your pathetic little lives ♪
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- That's a lot of stuff
in under the...
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- I'll do it.
- What?
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Did you hear the part
that he sang at the end there?
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- I am Ricardo now.
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- Oh, God, another Ricardo.
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Jesus Christ,
is there anybody else?
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- Oh!
- Oh, okay, okay.
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I guess I could see you
as some kind of...
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- Kinda busy.
- ...asexual neighbor woman.
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- Okay.
- Okay, this will have to do.
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- The sexless neighbor?
Okay, I'll take it. [chuckles]
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- [gasps] What? Who's this?
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Rippling muscles,
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a natural inclination
toward a headband.
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Umh! If I slap some bangs
on that forehead,
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I've got a red hot star
all over my hands.
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- Oh, God!
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- Okay, I'm going to draw up
the appropriate papers.
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You say goodbye to your little
community theater friends
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because by morning...
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♪ You'll be mine! ♪
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Ricardos, let's go.
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- [groaning]
- [rock music playing]
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- Jesus Christ!
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- JEP:
What a degrading profession.
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- Onorato, why did you do that?
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You can't leave,
we need you here.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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[Onorato speaking]
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[engine starting]
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[grunts, gasps]
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- What the hell
are you doing, Lhandi?
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- Look, I can't let Roto
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sacrifice himself to the life
of an actor, Danny.
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I would rather that he hates me
for the rest of time
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than have him taken away
from us.
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- XANTHENA: Danny,
you'd better get out here.
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- God damn it. Okay.
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- [actors laughing, exclaiming]
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- [speaks indistinctly, grunts]
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- Enter, Ricardo.
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- The cat!
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- [exclaims] Thought you could
prance away, did you?
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Well, I'm not gonna be
nice, nice boy anymore.
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♪ Get him, thespians! ♪
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- You're like penny
to a punch!
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- [groaning]
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- Danny! [grunts]
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- [groans]
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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- [groans]
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- [groans]
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- [grunts]
- [grunts, groaning]
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- [grunting]
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- Hup... Unh-huh.
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- [choking]
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- [grunts] Yah! Unh! [pants]
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- Ah! You'd have made
such beautiful pictures.
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- [gasps]
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- [claps]
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Bravo, team, bravo!
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- What?
- Yes!
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- You see, Lhandi's initial plan
wasn't necessarily a bad one,
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she just
shouldn't have been involved.
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Plus, these guys...
These are actors!
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[laughs] I was actually scared
at one point, I was like,
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"Did they remember
that they weren't actually
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supposed to hurt us?"
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They're tame as bark. Aah!
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- Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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I am merely a vessel, you know.
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We're aching to contain
the spirit of the stage.
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- Cool, man, really cool.
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- So you... you've been lying
to us this whole time?
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- What? Yeah, no, I just said.
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- [Jep screaming]
- [all gasping, groaning]
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- Jep, stop!
Jesus, it was fake, Jep.
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We went over this.
They're actors!
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- Oh!
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That was this!
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Well, in my defense, I mean,
this is a very eventful bar.
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[rock music playing]
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- [Onorato grunts]
- [Lhandi laughs]
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I don't know
if I could play asexual.
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I know I have kind of a teen
energy that wouldn't work. Yes.
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Thanks, no,
I feel okay about it.
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- Well, good news is
they've forgiven us
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for the whole shooting incident.
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Bad news is...
- [giggling]
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- You guys listening to me?
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- Did you, uh...
Did you hear something, Onorato?
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- [Onorato speaking]
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- Okay, I see what you're doing.
No problem.
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I can handle that.
253
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,916
- I'm sorry
about the broom thing.
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- Put my figure back in
the middle of the diorama now!
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