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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,708 --> 00:00:01,500 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 2 00:00:01,541 --> 00:00:02,416 - [humming] 3 00:00:02,458 --> 00:00:03,958 ♪ A morning jay, baby ♪ 4 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:05,291 [slurps] 5 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:10,250 Mm, bit of coffee for me? Better, nitrogen-free. 6 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:12,875 Heavens to Betsy! 7 00:00:12,916 --> 00:00:14,875 - Xanthena... Xanthena, please! 8 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:16,166 - Why? You think I won't do it? 9 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,916 Just 'cause maybe I wanna smooch ya? 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,500 Well, I'll blow us all up! 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,500 And maybe our lips will fly into each other in the air 12 00:00:21,541 --> 00:00:23,208 and they'll kiss in the air! Sweet-- 13 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,583 - Oh, Xanthena, thank God, 14 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,166 this customer could use some help 15 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:29,041 getting the shit kicked out of himself! 16 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:31,583 - [purrs] - Be at peace. 17 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:34,500 [thud] 18 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:36,125 - [grunts, chuckles] Yeah! 19 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,500 Ooh. Amazing! - That's how you do it. 20 00:00:38,541 --> 00:00:40,250 - What was... What? What... what just happened? 21 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,041 - Uh, uh, I've... I've been searching for 22 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,791 non-violent means of de-escalation 23 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:47,416 and I've... I've found if I hit the perfect harmonic frequency, 24 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,916 I can release endorphins, 25 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:51,750 thus neutralizing problematic stress hormones. Heh. 26 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,791 - You gonna make me ask? 27 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,708 - The music makes you feel things, Danny. 28 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:56,958 - Okay. Thank you. 29 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,500 Let's just skip the smart part next time. 30 00:00:59,541 --> 00:01:05,166 [theme music playing] 31 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:08,041 - I'm gonna kick him and puke there. 32 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:09,416 - Aah! - [barfs] 33 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,083 Signed, sealed, delivered. 34 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,125 - Throw in some money, you skin-flings! 35 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:14,333 Oh, Xanthena! 36 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,583 I'm sorry to hear you played it nice. 37 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:19,250 - No way, Dan. My music is my soul, 38 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,750 and you... you can't just expose a soul to the air, 39 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:25,333 unless you want it developing a soul crust. 40 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:27,041 And I like my soul wet. 41 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,041 - Oh, you go, girl! 42 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:30,791 Sorry. I... I heard the word "wet" 43 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:32,416 and just dived in. I'm sorry. 44 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:34,875 - Listen, Xanth, we all saw what you did for the schizo-nutjob. 45 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:36,208 - Danny, can you just-- 46 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:39,458 - Sorry. The mental health deficient nutjob. 47 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,833 Well, eh... 48 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:42,500 Now I lost my train of thought. 49 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,375 This is why people should be allowed to use 50 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,666 the words the wanna use, 51 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:46,833 you know? - [sighs] 52 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:48,291 - Maybe you could do a short set, 53 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,875 because at the very least, 54 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:54,041 your musical stylings might brighten up the vibe in here. 55 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,583 - [flies buzzing] - [ominous laughter] 56 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:57,500 - Fuck off! 57 00:01:57,916 --> 00:01:59,708 - Uh, I... I guess I could play a few songs. 58 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,041 - Great. Hey, play something 59 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:02,666 that makes 'em tip a little more, yeah? 60 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:05,208 - [burps] Oh, God, I burp when I get nervous. [burps] 61 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,708 Oh, God. [burps] 62 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:08,625 - Delivered. 63 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,750 - [sighs, clears throat] 64 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,916 This is Lady X. 65 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,500 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 66 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:17,833 - Whoa. - [laughter] 67 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:20,125 - Hey. 68 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:24,166 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 69 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,708 - I'm gonna call my mom, man. 70 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,000 Tell her I love her. - Wish I had a mom. 71 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:29,583 - Dude, I can be that for you. 72 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,333 - You... you'd be my... - Yes, bro. 73 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:34,208 - Hell yeah, bro, let's do... I mean... Hell yeah, Mom. 74 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,000 - Yeah. Yeah. - That feels right. 75 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:39,625 - Xanth, that was amazing! It brought us to so many places. 76 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:42,958 - I liked that part of the show when you made us all horny-like. 77 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:43,958 [laughs] 78 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,000 I was frigging that stool so hard, 79 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,541 I whittled one of the legs down thin as a toothpick! 80 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,833 - Yeah, we all watched you have sex with the stool, Jep. 81 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,041 - Anyway, so I was... 82 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,291 Oh! Fuck! 83 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:56,458 - Oh, look who's here, baby! - Ugh, no! 84 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,875 - How you doing, Man-Dan? - You're not allowed in here. 85 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,791 - I did a little upstream of your show, 86 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,416 and it's the hottest download since Two Girls, One Pup. 87 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,083 Trade secret, Danny. They went through a ton of pups. Hahaha. 88 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:10,208 - Aah! Why do we accept this man as an acquaintance? 89 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,583 - Wow. Uh... 90 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,250 Well, I'm... I'm flattered. 91 00:03:13,291 --> 00:03:16,000 Not that I ever expected anyone to hear my music or anything. 92 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:17,791 What...What were the numbers exactly? 93 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,416 - Oh, well, just give me a second, doll. 94 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:21,125 I... I can process that for you. Just a sec. 95 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,875 [grunts] Just running the numbers. 96 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:25,125 Aah! Just gotta... ooh, just gonna... [strains] 97 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,083 - Ugh. Ugh. - Ooh-oo. Ooh! Ooh! 98 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,625 Danny, hold my hand. - No. No. 99 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,125 - Yeah, just put your hand on the moni... 100 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,541 Oh, yeah... Oh! - Oh, Jesus Christ! 101 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:32,958 - Ooh, we're doing this together. 102 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,791 - Why is it wet? What's in this com... 103 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,000 Okay, you know what? You know what? 104 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,375 Let's just say a lot. 105 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:40,041 Let's just all agree it's a lot. - Aah! Ooh! 106 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:42,291 I may know some people that killed some people 107 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,791 that know some other people that would make you a star! 108 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,750 What do you say? - Uh... No, this was just, uh... 109 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:51,541 a controlled environment in which, uh... 110 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,583 - I... I know, it's been too long. 111 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:54,958 And I just wanted to say, 112 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:56,541 I don't wanna fall into those roles 113 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,458 that we usually fall into anymore. 114 00:03:58,541 --> 00:04:01,208 - I couldn't agree more, bro. - Thank you. 115 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:03,625 - You know what? Fuck my limiting language. 116 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:06,375 Maybe my music could soothe the savage beast 117 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,750 that is the Wastes. 118 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:10,708 Plus, I... I kinda like being Lady X. [chuckles] 119 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,375 Oop, look at that! Time for my next set. Whoop. 120 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:17,083 [cheers and applause] 121 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:27,666 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 122 00:04:28,541 --> 00:04:34,375 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 123 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,000 - DANNY: Yeah, a-all right. Yeah. 124 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:47,166 This is definitely the best use of my talents. 125 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,125 Oh, eh... You walked on my hand there. Haha. 126 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,166 I know you felt it. - Big show tonight, Xanth. 127 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,166 - Hey, Jep, baby, we have got to do something 128 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,416 about this bodice. 129 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:56,791 I'm... I'm packed in here like a sardine. 130 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,166 - JEP: This again. - I need to move. 131 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,083 - You told me you want statue-esque. 132 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,916 Well, statues don't move, so-- 133 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:03,291 - Just make it work, okay, honey? 134 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,250 - Ugh! - I'm gonna go freshen up... 135 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:06,458 - [Onorato speaking] 136 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,875 - Oh. My. God. I love you, Lady X! 137 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:10,375 - [Onorato speaking] 138 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:11,833 - Oh, God! No, please! No, no, don't take me away... 139 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,208 - [Onorato speaking] 140 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,875 - It took me so long to get into that... Help! 141 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,625 - You make sure that girl gets a keychain, all right? 142 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:19,000 I'ma go re, uh... re-hydrate my inner juices, y'all. 143 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,583 - Onorato, watch where you're wa... Aah! 144 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,041 I just coiled those cords! 145 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,791 - [humming] 146 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,666 Oh, my plant babies. [sighs] 147 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:33,541 - [laughs] Your head's nearly ready to pop right off. 148 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,458 And you're not even focused on the things that matter. 149 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,333 - Excuse me? 150 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,583 - I don't know about you, 151 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:39,791 but I'm glowing like a pregnant lady 152 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,208 after a good climax. 153 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,083 - I don't know if I can keep going like this. 154 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,708 - Didn't we say we wanted to change the world? 155 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,375 - I guess I have been slightly distracted. 156 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,375 - LADY X: That's why I'm here, baby. 157 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:51,500 You created this music 158 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,166 to connect people to their hearts. 159 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:56,916 To pop the putrid pimple off the face of this diseased visage. 160 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,125 But what good is a cathartic cry 161 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:02,958 when there's still so much evil in this world? 162 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,583 We should use our gift. 163 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,583 Cut the pain out of the roots, refrain... 164 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,541 - I... Oh! I... I'm sorry, that's my fault. 165 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,791 - My plan was to... I... Oh! - What I was gonna say was... 166 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:13,041 I'm gonna... I'm just... I'm gonna be quiet. 167 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:14,375 - You sure? 168 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,541 - You go. Go ahead. - No, I was just saying... 169 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,125 To... To cut the... 170 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,250 To, uh... 171 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,583 Well, at this point, 172 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,083 I don't remember what I was actually saying, 173 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:22,416 but don't you worry about a thing, honey. 174 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,416 I've got it all sorted out. 175 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,291 We are Lady X, my sweet. 176 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:29,125 If we don't change things around here, who will? 177 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,416 - Uh, knock, knock. 178 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,375 Sorry to interrupt you talking to no one, 179 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:34,541 but, uh, we're pretty much ready for the show. 180 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,208 I do have to say you put together 181 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,791 sort of a very controversial guest list. 182 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,083 I do believe I saw Trevor, 183 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,000 the Boy-King of the Lower Wastes up there. 184 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:45,125 It's a real who's-who of evil shitheads. 185 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,083 Cool. You know, I don't wanna comment 186 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,875 on an artist's process, 187 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:51,666 but maybe you should take a little hiatus after this. 188 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:53,583 You seem less than great. 189 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,791 Hell, maybe just go back to being my bouncer. 190 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,125 - You would like that, wouldn't you? 191 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,250 To limit the scope of great Lady X? 192 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,375 Why don't you stick some blinders on her? 193 00:07:01,416 --> 00:07:05,083 Ride that mare right into town. [neighs] 194 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,500 - [laughs] That's... that's... 195 00:07:07,541 --> 00:07:10,041 Listen, I am concerned about your mental health right now, 196 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,875 but that is an absolutely ludicrous horse sound. 197 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:14,583 - That's what a horse sounds like. 198 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:16,708 - [chuckles] That's... It's not. - You know what you are, Danny? 199 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,166 You are a negativity coil. 200 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,583 - Um, I mean, I'm holding coil. Coiled cords. 201 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,958 - Yes, you are, coil boy. - Coil boy? 202 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,416 - You know what that is? It's a putrid mass, 203 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:28,250 contributing nothing except its own festering stink. 204 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:29,458 - So it sounds like 205 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,416 you're describing an actual piece of shit, 206 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,333 like poo. 207 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:33,583 - The truth hurts, coil boy. 208 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,000 - At least I can impersonate a horse. 209 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,791 - I can do a better horse. - [neighs] 210 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,458 - How dare you! - That's how it sounds. 211 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,708 Just saying. I'm just saying. - You get out of here! 212 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,083 - That's how you do it. 213 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:44,375 - Getting me all crazy before I perform. Oof. 214 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,958 [drum beats] 215 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,166 - Yeah! - [bell dings] 216 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,166 - I want a show. Give me a show! 217 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,166 - The show starts soon, Master Trevor. 218 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,500 - [grunts] - Aah. 219 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,416 - I got a bad feeling about this, Jeppie. 220 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,750 - I know what you mean, Dan. 221 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,375 The sky is the domain of birds 222 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:06,208 and they are not gonna like seeing so many of us up here. 223 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:08,791 - [audience cheering] 224 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:09,958 - The powerful... 225 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:13,000 You rule the Wastes with iron fists, 226 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:16,291 but you will come to fear Lady X! 227 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,750 - [audince mumbles, exclaims] 228 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:21,875 - [giggles] This is fun! Dance! Whee-hee-hee! 229 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,541 - But you must know the pain you've caused, 230 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:29,750 the violence, how you've ruined these lands with your hate! 231 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,416 - [loud music playing] 232 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,375 - Master Trevor, you're a twit! 233 00:08:33,416 --> 00:08:34,625 - What? You bitch! 234 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:36,125 - [groans] 235 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,250 - Yeah, I had a feeling it was gonna go in this direction. 236 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,166 - [hyperventilating] 237 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,458 - That's it, my babies. Purge that darkness! 238 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,791 Let it out! - Oh, freak. 239 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,583 This is not good. Let me through. 240 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,375 Lhandi, get out of the way. - [grunts] Come here! [grunts] 241 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:51,625 You're stretching the neck line, you cock! 242 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,583 - I like it a little loose! 243 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,541 - Hey, let me through. - You there! Stomp my skull. 244 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:57,791 Crush my hallow bones... 245 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,625 - No, get away from me, you little freak. 246 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,083 I'm trying to get to the front. 247 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,541 - TREVOR: Yes, you must do it! You must do it. 248 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,250 - I don't understand the request. 249 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,125 Shit... Aah! Holy hell! 250 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,458 Oh, fuck! 251 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:09,541 My foot just went right in there. 252 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,458 Okay, I gotta get out of this. 253 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,958 [grunts] 254 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,541 [in slow-motion] I am coil boy! 255 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,875 - [laughing evilly] 256 00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:21,416 - Xanthena, stop! This isn't what you wanted! 257 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,583 You wanted to help people! 258 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:24,958 Here! 259 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,083 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 260 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,833 - [gasps] Oh... Oh, my... I... 261 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,875 I... I made this, didn't I, Danny? 262 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:34,000 It's... 263 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,708 Oh, God, oh, look what I've done! 264 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:39,583 - This is the emotional response we want. 265 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,500 Just gonna need you to process it a bit quicker. 266 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,666 - Chapter 17, My Deflowering. 267 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,125 - The hell is this? 268 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,333 - Oh, this... this is an audiobook of Jep's memoir. 269 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,583 I... I told him I'd edit it. 270 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,083 Little on the nose, but pretty good. 271 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,500 - [hyperventilating] Keep going. 272 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:57,083 This chapter will do it for you, I promise. 273 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,416 - I'm... I'm so sorry, Danny. 274 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,541 I think it's time to kill Lady X. 275 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,916 I don't like who she is 276 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:04,291 and I do not like who she makes me. 277 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,541 - Me neither. 278 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:06,791 - JEP: There's a confusing tingle 279 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,916 only a cousin's touch can stir. 280 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:13,125 And that summer, I was stirred more than a thick stew. 281 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:16,125 - It's sort of sad, isn't it? Kind of felt like Lady X 282 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,583 could have fixed things around here. 283 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,083 - Nah, probably not. - [door slams open] 284 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,583 - [grunts] Where's that tall, smoochable lady? 285 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:24,000 I wanna feel again! - Oh, shit! Xanthena! 286 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,958 - I need her toes-to-toes. - DANNY: Xanth! 287 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,958 - [humming] 288 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,541 [melodic, harmonious music playing] 21517

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