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Your age is 27?
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I'm 20.
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You have a wife and child?
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I live alone.
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You like curry?
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I like ramen.
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{\an8}CAN PSYCHIC POWERS EXPOSE?
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Santa Dodoria sure is something.
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So flamboyantly wrong.
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There's no way such a young idol
could have a wife and a kid.
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Even I can see that.
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Is it okay to air that as-is?
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Should be okay.
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Nobody would be so pissed off
at a local program like this one.
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{\an8}VACANT
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{\an8}CARRYING PASSENGERS
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You're Santa Dodoria, aren't you?
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I saw you on TV the other day.
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Do you really have psychic powers?
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Here's fine. Drop me off.
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Huh?
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It's not like I'm trying to insult you
or anything. I just wanted you to show me.
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If you don't wanna die,
hurry on and scram.
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Come on now, I thought you brought over
yet another scumbag.
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But this one isn't even human.
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Sheesh. My grandkid
only brings problems in.
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My skin's gonna get dry from all the stress.
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Come on. Bring it on.
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{\an1}EPISODE 3
IT'S A GRANNY VS. GRANNY CLASH!
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That was close! You're super fast!
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But things happened just as I predicted.
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I thought you'd come around
to my blind spot.
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You fell into the trap
that I had set up beforehand.
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If you cross that line, you'll die.
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That's a barrier right there.
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When you drive a warding nail
inside this circle,
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the inside of the circle
turns into a barrier.
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But if you drive it outside the circle, the area
outside of the circle becomes the barrier.
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The reason you couldn't touch me
was because I was protected by a barrier.
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I'll make sure to eat and kill you.
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Don't think you can keep me trapped forever.
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I don't wanna trap you.
I wanna kill you.
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Come on, stand your ground, will ya?
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You're gonna cross that line!
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What's wrong?
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When you're in there, you can't make use
of your speed that you're so proud of.
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You scummy old hag!
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Did an old hag just call
another old hag a scummy old hag?
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That pisses me off.
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If you burn me,
this guy that I cursed will die, too.
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I'll kill off all scumbags
who deceive my grandkid.
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Even if they're human.
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Bye.
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Scummy old hag!
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Okarun!
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Hey, you were home?
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Shut up. I'm watching
"Bakatono."
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Anyway, I have something
to talk about with you.
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You went to a spiritual hotspot?
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I did.
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Not me, but a friend.
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Why?
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"Why?"
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Because we were talking
and that's how things ended up.
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"Bakatono"
is Japan's national treasure.
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Hey, were you listening?
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Anyway, did you see a guy?
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He'll be in big trouble
if I'm not around!
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If you're talking about the evil spirit,
I killed it.
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An evil spirit? What kind?
Did it have glasses on?
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Come on, you don't even believe
in ghosts.
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Besides, I'm a fake spirit medium.
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How long are you gonna hold
that grudge, you scummy old hag.
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Something really bad might happen,
so just answer me!
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Stop it. Don't believe in those stories.
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{\an8}There are no evil spirits,
and I'm a fake.
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{\an8}Grandma.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. I was wrong.
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{\an8}So please tell me.
What did you do to the evil spirit?
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Head over to the main shrine.
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Scummy old hag!
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If something's wrong with Okarun,
I'll never forgive you!
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I didn't want to miss my chance.
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He was just an occult freak
who simply wanted friends.
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It's my fault.
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Because I forced him
to go to that place!
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I'm sorry, Okarun!
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Okarun!
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Miss Ayase! I'm so glad!
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I thought that I'd murdered you
or something.
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Huh?
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Wait. Miss Ayase?
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Miss Ayase?
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You're still alive and well,
scumbag four-eyes!
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What? What's up with that?
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Well, I’m sorry I'm still alive!
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I'm so irritated.
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Since when have you
started being friends with monsters?
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You scared me!
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The curse won't kick in
as long as he's in there.
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But one step outside,
and he's back to a monster.
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What was that about killing him off?
You lied to me.
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You seemed pretty desperate.
You into brats like that?
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No way!
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Turbo Granny took his you-know-what.
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And she told me that as long as she has it,
his curse won't be lifted.
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I'm responsible for what happened to him,
so I just want to do something about it.
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Oh, I see. So you do like him.
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I didn't say that!
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Anyway, I can use psychic powers now.
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What the hell are you talkin' about?
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I went to this place where UFOs show up.
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A lot of stuff happened there,
and now I can use powers.
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But UFOs don't exist.
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I totally get that reaction.
I was just like that until yesterday.
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Anyway, it's true
that I can use psychic powers now.
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And if I'm not holding back
Okarun's curse with it, he goes wild.
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I'm sure psychic powers exist.
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I don't know what your criteria
for believing stuff is.
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Anyway, Turbo Granny, huh?
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You sure got your hands
on a troublesome one.
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In the past, she used to be called
Hundred Kilo Granny.
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She's a modern yokai monster that
wreaked havoc all over the country.
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And I heard such an elusive entity
had been dwelling for some time in that tunnel.
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I went over there once to check things out.
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{\an8}KEEP OUT
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It was most strange.
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I couldn't even get near the tunnel
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because of just how strong
the spiritual power was.
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You know about location-bound spirits?
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They're spirits that stay in particular locations
that they have strong attachments to.
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They're basically the strongest
within their territories.
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No spirit medium would go up
against a location-bound spirit.
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There was a location-bound spirit
inside that tunnel.
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Do you know what that means?
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Turbo Granny and that location-bound spirit
had fused together.
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Don't try to fight against it.
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I don't want to lose my dear grandchild.
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You're not directly involved with it, either.
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So forget about him.
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You should return to everyday life.
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I wonder what the Ken-san I love
would do in times like this.
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When I can't decide, that's what I think.
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I've never had regrets by choosing this way.
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And if this was Ken-san,
I'm 100% positive he'd go in and help.
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So that's what I'm gonna do!
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Ken-san, you say?
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- You're totally in love with that kid!
- No, that's not what I mean!
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I wasn't talking about him!
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Hey, she's confessing your love to you.
How do you feel?
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I told you that's not what I mean!
I'm talking about the actor!
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Looks like I got no choice
if you're gonna go that far.
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Go play tag with Turbo Granny.
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That thing has absolute confidence
in its running.
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A few random taunts
and it's sure to take the challenge.
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Now this is where the problem starts.
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The location-bound spirit's territory
is all of Shono City.
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You have to lure Turbo Granny outside
of the city without getting caught.
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If you can drag it away from its territory,
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it will get weak and even you guys
will be able to defeat it.
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Oh no, look at these feeble legs.
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There's no way in hell
I can play tag against Turbo Granny.
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Instead of doing something like that,
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can't you make something
like those barriers and deal with it?
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{\an8}PEACEFUL PROSPEROUS FAMILY
WARD AGAINST EVIL AND MISFORTUNE
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Like putting one up at the tunnel.
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I can't do that.
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I can't help out to begin with.
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Huh? What's up with that?
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{\an8}KAMIGOE CITY
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My barrier spells only borrow the powers
of the gods that live on this land.
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Once we leave Kamigoe City where we live,
I can't use these powers.
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Oh, so we have our own territory, too.
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All lands have their own gods.
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The problem is whether you're playing
a home or an away game.
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In any case, this is the only way
to defeat Turbo Granny.
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If you start physically training now,
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you should be able to become
fast enough to run away from her.
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Are you seriously saying that?
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No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't even
make it to the prefecture finals for track meets!
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I'm not talking about you.
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Huh?
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- I'm talking about him.
- Oh, I see!
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You're finally including me
into the conversation?
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Sorry, I forgot.
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But Okarun, you have no stamina.
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None at all.
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And I have to keep control over your curse.
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Then he needs to run piggy-backing Momo.
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Miss Ayase, how much do you weigh?
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Hey, do ya wanna die?
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Oh no, it's just impossible!
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My limit for going full strength
in cursed mode is about twice!
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Right!
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Then train so that you can
always be at full strength.
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Get to it. Push-ups, sit-ups, back extensions,
and squats. Five sets, 100 reps each.
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- Huh?
- Do it.
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And Momo, same goes
for your psychic powers.
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You need to power it up
more than what it is now.
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As I can't be of any help,
you guys simply have to get stronger.
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So I will be training the two of you.
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Go to sleep for today.
We'll start tomorrow.
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Four-eyes, start your physical training
right now.
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Oh, okay.
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Your granny is so young.
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Isn't she annoying?
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Miss Ayase, I'm so sorry.
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When I fought that big thing,
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I was honestly too desperate
to think of anyone other than myself.
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I'm really sorry.
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Oh, there's nothing
you could've done about that.
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But Miss Ayase, you were different.
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You saved me and defeated the monster.
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But if something like that happens again,
I'll do my best so that I can save you.
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So please don't be disappointed with me.
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Please, don't stop being a friend.
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I wouldn't be disappointed.
You're overthinking.
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Then why did you slam the door earlier?
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W-Well, that was...
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See, there you go!
You really were disappointed!
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I said I wasn't!
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But like, I am right now!
You're such a pain!
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I'm sorry.
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You were pretty awesome
when you were fighting.
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But you're kinda dense, Okarun.
I'll probably be saving you next time, too!
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You sleep there for today.
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I'll bring you a futon right now.
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Miss Ayase!
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Um, well...
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I'm...
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really thirsty,
so can I have some water?
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Can I take this barley tea?
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Sure thing.
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We have some shocking news
that just came in!
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{\an8}NEWS FLASH! SHOMA (20) SECRET CHILD SCANDAL
SHOCKING - POPULAR IDOL SHOMA (20)
MAY HAVE A SECRET CHILD.
AGENCY HAS ADMITTED.
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It came out into the open
that popular idol Shoma had a secret child!
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And his age wasn't 20, but actually 27!
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They need to correct his favorite food
from ramen to curry, too!
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{\an8}NEWS FLASH - SHOMA (20) SECRET CHILD FOUND
Furthermore...
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...he and his partner...
{\an8}[LIVE] EMERGENCY SHOMA (20) A SECRET CHILD?
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{\an8}BROADCAST SHOMA (20)
SECRET CHILD PRESS CONFERENCE
...have not...
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...formally submitted...
{\an8}POPULAR IDOL'S SECRET CHILD FOUND
SHOMA (20) ADMITS
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...a marriage license.
{\an8}NEWS FLASH! POPULAR IDOL'S SHOCKING TRUTH...
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I couldn't care less about that news.
245
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Miss Ayase!
246
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,703
Crap! Okarun wants to go
to the bathroom!
247
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Just go.
248
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:57,703
No, but this is seriously bad news!
249
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If something blocks my view and
I can't see Okarun, my spell on him breaks!
250
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:04,673
In other words, I have to watch Okarun
as he relieves himself!
251
00:16:04,753 --> 00:16:05,503
Then watch him.
252
00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:07,593
I'd never want to watch!
253
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,093
Who would show you, anyway?
254
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,973
That tramples upon someone else's dignity!
255
00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,933
Hey! Don't look away!
256
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,263
Don't you have any good ideas?
257
00:16:18,263 --> 00:16:19,563
Dunno.
258
00:16:19,893 --> 00:16:23,143
How the hell are you holding
the curse back to begin with, anyway?
259
00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:24,353
Let's see...
260
00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:25,853
How do I put it...
261
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:28,773
It's like I can see an aura around Okarun.
262
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:29,823
An aura?
263
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:34,573
And when I crush that aura
with my hands, the aura shrinks.
264
00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:37,323
And the curse subsides, I guess?
265
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:41,373
Everyone has some kind of aura,
and they come in all sorts of colors.
266
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,833
I see them on the trees
and rocks there too.
267
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:49,303
I can grab all those auras and move them
at my will, though only in a small area.
268
00:16:49,303 --> 00:16:53,633
I see. I thought psychic powers
were a lot more omnipotent.
269
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,433
Sounds like it's quite limited.
270
00:16:57,093 --> 00:17:01,393
It was a lot more amazing the moment
the powers awoke inside of me.
271
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That was when everything I imagined
turned into reality, like I was invincible!
272
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:11,573
But that went away real quick.
I can only grab auras and stuff now.
273
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,193
Momo, close your eyes for a bit.
274
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:16,453
No way. If I do that,
my spell will be lifted.
275
00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:19,493
Basically, the problem
is the reliance on your vision.
276
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:23,663
Try using all of your senses, such as touch.
277
00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:27,123
The fact that you can grab the aura
means that it's tactile.
278
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:30,843
So close those eyes
and try feeling the aura with your skin.
279
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Slowly, feel it around you.
280
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So cold.
281
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How am I doing?
282
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Yeah.
283
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He's transformed.
284
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No good.
285
00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:48,693
Well, crap.
286
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:52,903
That really pushed me close to the limit!
I won't last much longer!
287
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:55,153
What are you gonna do, Momo?
He's gonna poop any moment.
288
00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:56,953
You're the one who told me to try that!
289
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,243
I don't want to be watched
as I relieve myself!
290
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:02,663
But I wanna pee in my pants even less!
291
00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:03,743
Hold on!
292
00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:04,793
I'm gonna borrow your bathro—
293
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,583
You've got some nerve to take a dump
in someone else's house, punk!
294
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,923
I'm pretty desperate too, you know!
295
00:18:12,553 --> 00:18:13,173
Why you little...
296
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:14,463
Who said they'd lend you the bathroom?
297
00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:17,843
Are you an absolute idiot?
I can piss right here if you want!
298
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,223
Let me in on this too!
299
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,433
Don't think you can run faster
than me in this house!
300
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,723
Outta my way!
Or you'll have a disaster!
301
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:25,603
Not bad, Ken Takakura!
302
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:26,933
This one is mine!
303
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,443
Not letting you!
304
00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:32,943
This is humiliating.
305
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Says you.
306
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,863
I had looked forward to experiences
unknown until now,
307
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like getting abducted by aliens.
308
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,123
Seriously?
309
00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:43,163
But this is just too much.
310
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,083
I want to hurry up
and be released from this curse.
311
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:51,383
Momo, you said that you were invincible
when your powers first awoke.
312
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:52,213
Yeah.
313
00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:55,093
That's likely your original power.
314
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,673
And it seems for some reason,
that power has been sealed off.
315
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,633
What's with that? It sounds kinda cool.
316
00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,643
It's a pain in the butt.
317
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:06,023
You have to unleash it
bit by bit through training,
318
00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:08,683
and we don't know
how long that will take.
319
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,813
Though it's okay because it looks like
that boy's physical makeover will take some time.
320
00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:15,483
I have to be watched while going
to the bathroom for a while?
321
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:16,983
That's my line...
322
00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:21,743
Grandma, it's here! Turbo Granny!
323
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:22,783
Grandma?
324
00:19:22,993 --> 00:19:24,203
Grandma?
325
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,583
Damn you! What the hell
are you doing to Grandma?
326
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:33,043
I'm letting her choose her cause of death.
A heart attack or a stroke.
327
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:37,843
My curse is contagious through this brat.
328
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:41,973
Any human this brat sees,
I can curse to death.
329
00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:47,933
Don't underestimate me.
I'm not gonna give you any time.
330
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,023
Come to the tunnel tonight.
331
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:55,483
Otherwise, I'll use this brat to curse
everyone around there to death.
332
00:19:55,943 --> 00:19:57,323
That's tonight.
333
00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,403
Got that?
334
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:03,113
A nosebleed...
335
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,623
Grandma!
336
00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:06,203
What's this?
337
00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:07,793
You're bleeding from your ears, too!
338
00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,703
Does your head hurt or something?
339
00:20:10,873 --> 00:20:13,923
Momo. Let's hear about what just happened.
340
00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:17,003
Am I seriously wearing this?
341
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,633
It's hard to see in front of me.
342
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:21,593
That's a bulletproof vest
against evil spirits.
343
00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:23,133
Make sure to keep them on.
344
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,343
If you let your guard down,
you'll die quite easily.
345
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:29,313
I know that! Despite how we look,
we did defeat aliens!
346
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:33,273
There's no such thing as aliens.
Quit horsing around.
347
00:20:33,603 --> 00:20:34,693
Oh, okay.
348
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:39,783
You bring all the trouble home in the first place
because you're like that.
349
00:20:40,193 --> 00:20:42,403
You've never listened to me
ever since you were a little kid.
350
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:46,703
Man, so annoying!
The old hag's nagging is annoying.
351
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,783
Let's go, Okarun.
352
00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:52,543
Momo!
353
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,873
What now? You're so naggy.
354
00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:01,763
Don't die.
355
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,553
Yeah.
356
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,523
I beg of you.
357
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,693
Please, protect those two.
358
00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:19,193
Why are we going by train?
359
00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:20,903
It's too far by bicycle!
360
00:21:20,903 --> 00:21:23,283
And you don't want to use up your stamina
before we get there!
361
00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:26,163
You seriously aren't getting off
the hook, Turbo Granny!
362
00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,073
- I'm sorry, this is all for...
- No way!
363
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,213
That hag tried to hurt something dear to me!
364
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:39,003
I'm gonna beat Turbo Granny into a pulp!
365
00:23:11,393 --> 00:23:14,263
Hold on, Miss Ayase!
You shouldn't do that here!
366
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,023
I want to hurry up and take these off.
367
00:23:16,223 --> 00:23:17,853
Is it okay to do that?
368
00:23:17,853 --> 00:23:21,023
It's a battle uniform to protect yourself
from evil spirits, right?
369
00:23:21,023 --> 00:23:22,443
Your grandmother said keep it on.
370
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,403
Who the hell would wear something like that?
371
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:29,113
Fashion is the battle uniform for gyarus!
372
00:23:29,113 --> 00:23:31,613
I can't get hyped up unless I wear
the clothes I want to wear!
373
00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:36,083
Why are you smiling?
374
00:23:36,493 --> 00:23:38,003
Isn't this kinda fun?
375
00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:41,123
Not at all. I feel like I'm about to puke.
376
00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:44,503
Who's a gaudy old hag, ya scummy old hag!
377
00:23:44,503 --> 00:23:45,253
What's got into you?
378
00:23:45,253 --> 00:23:47,843
Turbo Granny called me
a gaudy old hag the other day!
379
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:48,963
Huh? That really happened?
380
00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:50,843
You were kinda crazy
from that curse, Okarun!
381
00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:52,093
All right, let's go!
382
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:54,393
Next episode,
"Kicking Turbo Granny's Ass."
{\an8}EPISODE 4
KICKING TURBO GRANNY'S ASS
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But in the end,
it's a bit embarrassing to go by train.
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