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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,330 Happy birthday, thank you. 2 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:00,950 Happy birthday. 3 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:01,830 Oh, thank you. 4 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,250 Happy birthday. 5 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,290 Thank you. 6 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:09,450 BLANK_AUDIO 7 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:22,910 BLANK_AUDIO 8 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,750 I don't care if every fucking young girl 9 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:28,870 in this fucking town 10 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,500 in the next few weeks. 11 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,450 Look, I made it simple. 12 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,660 We need her young. 13 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,700 We need her hot. 14 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:39,370 We need her now. 15 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,700 How the old bitch has been able to stick 16 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:43,910 around for this long. 17 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,620 That's the fucking mystery to me. 18 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,450 Oh, Oscar winner, my ass. 19 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:51,830 When was that back in the 30s? 20 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,700 What, for King Kong? 21 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,370 No, I don't give a 22 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:01,660 fuck what we promised her. 23 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,700 This is network TV, 24 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,160 not a fucking charity. 25 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:08,370 Find me somebody new. 26 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:09,790 Now. 27 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Hey, did you know that a woman's 28 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 fertility starts to 29 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,790 decrease by the age of 25? 30 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:18,370 How old is Jennifer? 31 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,870 You better get busy. 32 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,450 It's like when you see 33 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,040 someone fart on screen. 34 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,950 People just love that. 35 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,330 I mean, that's just the way it is. 36 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:12,500 So you know what I mean? 37 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,290 People are just people. 38 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,370 And I have to give people what they want. 39 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,200 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 40 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:24,200 And people always ask for something new. 41 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,620 Renewal is inevitable. 42 00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:34,000 And at 50, well, it stops. 43 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,250 What stops? 44 00:08:37,410 --> 00:08:37,580 What? 45 00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:39,870 What stops? 46 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:45,580 Um, you know, the um... 47 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,290 The um... 48 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:53,200 The um... 49 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:54,080 Oh, George! 50 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,330 Oh, oh! 51 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:57,700 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 52 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:58,290 Harvey! 53 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,750 George, those ratings are insane! 54 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,410 You're a genius! 55 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,580 Oh, what a mess. You're a genius. 56 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,160 That's why you'd be drinking. 57 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,500 Oh, that's hilarious. 58 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,950 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle, 59 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:02,750 because we have 60 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,160 X-rayed you from head to toe, 61 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:04,950 and you don't have so 62 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:05,950 much as a crap molar. 63 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,700 So, you are good to go. 64 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,000 Uh, vaccination, okay? 65 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:13,750 Not going on a vacation. 66 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:16,410 By the way, I just want to 67 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,080 say, my wife is a huge fan. 68 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,120 Um, blood type... 69 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:26,120 Oh, hey, it's your birthday. 70 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:27,370 Happy birthday. 71 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,660 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry. 72 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,790 I, uh, had to have a... 73 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:43,580 Bye. 74 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:52,200 One moment. 75 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,910 It's just one last exam to perform. 76 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,040 I thought he said I was good to go. 77 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,790 Is there a problem? 78 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,000 No, it's perfect. 79 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:23,750 You're a good candidate. 80 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,330 I mean, are you good to go? 81 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,870 I wish you the best. 82 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,540 Lizzie? 83 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:13,700 Lizzie Sparkle? 84 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,330 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 85 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:19,120 Fred! 86 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,750 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 87 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,830 Oh, Fred, of course. 88 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,540 You haven't changed a bit. 89 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,950 You're still the most beautiful girl in 90 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,000 the whole wide world. 91 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,950 You know, I followed your career. 92 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:36,830 What a success. 93 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,580 I mean, wow, wow, wow. 94 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:40,870 Wow. 95 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:44,580 Hey, why don't we go out maybe for a 96 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,540 drink sometime now that 97 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,540 we're, you know, reconnected? 98 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:47,950 Um... 99 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,910 Oh, of course, I'm stupid. 100 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,750 You're super busy. 101 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:52,290 But you know what? 102 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,700 Why don't you give me your card? 103 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,160 I mean, you never help. 104 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,870 Um, sure, what I... 105 00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,450 This will do. 106 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:00,080 Oh. 107 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,000 Don't look at my cholesterol levels. 108 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:02,950 They're a disaster. 109 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,330 Oh, God. 110 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:07,950 What is that? 111 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:11,700 There. 112 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,660 Now you've got it. 113 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:06,830 music 114 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,450 Have you ever dreamt of a 115 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,000 better version of yourself? 116 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:15,790 Younger. 117 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:17,660 More beautiful. 118 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:19,700 More perfect. 119 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,370 One single injection unlocks your DNA, 120 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,620 starting a new cellular 121 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,950 division that will release 122 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,200 another version of yourself. 123 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,250 This is the substance. 124 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,000 You are the matrix. 125 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,200 Everything comes from you. 126 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,910 And everything is you. 127 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,160 This is simply a 128 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,500 better version of yourself. 129 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,450 You just have to share. 130 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,370 One week for one and 131 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:51,620 one week for the other. 132 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,830 A perfect balance of seven days each. 133 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,950 The one and only thing not to forget. 134 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,000 You are one. 135 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,330 You can't escape from yourself. 136 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,660 Yes. 137 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:28,000 Hello. 138 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,080 I'd like to order. 139 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,290 Address. 140 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,580 1057 Beverly Canyon. 141 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:43,790 Write this down. 142 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,910 35 North Byron Alley. 143 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,750 35 North. 144 00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:45,870 You are the matrix. 145 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:48,040 Everything comes from 146 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,200 you, and everything is you. 147 00:23:52,870 --> 00:23:54,870 This is simply a 148 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:56,120 better version of yourself. 149 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:14,830 Hello. 150 00:36:58,450 --> 00:36:58,580 Thanks. 151 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:00,790 We'll let you know by next week. 152 00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:01,580 Thank you so much. 153 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,330 I'm just dying to get the part. 154 00:37:09,790 --> 00:37:10,250 Great dancer. 155 00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:12,450 Hmm, too bad her 156 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,620 boobs aren't in the middle 157 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,000 of her instead of the nose. 158 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:18,790 Next! 159 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,120 Looks like everything sure is in the 160 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,620 right place this time. 161 00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:39,700 Please say your name, age, measurements. 162 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,500 I'm Sue. 163 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:02,370 I'm Sue. 164 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:08,000 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 165 00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:15,450 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 166 00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:16,700 Where is she? 167 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,830 Where is she? 168 00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:36,250 What a gorgeous little angel. 169 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:47,540 You're hired. 170 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:52,950 We want a show that's just like you. 171 00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:54,540 Beautiful and happy. 172 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,500 People want to be happy. 173 00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,250 We air in two weeks, 174 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,450 so let's get to work. 175 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,410 I'm gonna let you organize 176 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,750 the rest with my assistant. 177 00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:07,660 Isabella? 178 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,330 Is-is-isis. 179 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,450 Who has time to say that? 180 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:14,330 We're gonna make you Cindy. 181 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,750 It's shorter, it's better. 182 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:19,160 So, I'm gonna let you 183 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,750 organize everything else with Cindy. 184 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:24,080 Oh, um, before you go, 185 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,540 I just have to mention 186 00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:28,160 a small scheduling issue. 187 00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:33,120 I have to be out of town every other week 188 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,580 to take care of my 189 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:38,200 mother, who's very sick. 190 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,200 I want you for this 191 00:39:49,290 --> 00:39:51,040 show, and we will work around 192 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,080 any mother, brother, fucking sick, 193 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,410 puppy you need to take care of. 194 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,200 Hmm? 195 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:58,500 Hmm. 196 00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:04,450 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 197 00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:07,040 People are gonna love that. 198 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:32,200 Perfect. 199 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,290 So you jump out, touch your elbows, 200 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:11,080 head down, contract. 201 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,660 And five, six, seven, eight, elbows. 202 00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:54,500 Where have you been? 203 00:44:55,790 --> 00:44:56,410 I've all been wanting 204 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,660 to have a drink with you 205 00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:58,700 for your departure. 206 00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:03,200 Anyway, we all chipped in 207 00:45:03,290 --> 00:45:06,450 and we got you just a little 208 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,080 something to keep you busy. 209 00:45:09,870 --> 00:45:10,160 It's French. 210 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,450 My wife, she's for her spire. 211 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:13,450 Oh, I don't want my wife. 212 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,540 Oops, I gotta run. 213 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:20,500 But it's always great to see you. 214 00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:50,080 The antelope and the deer moving about 215 00:46:51,410 --> 00:46:52,500 are going through the text. 216 00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:46,830 The antelope with remotes. 217 00:47:47,370 --> 00:47:48,540 I cannot believe the 218 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:51,160 incredible price for $49.98. 219 00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:37,080 God dammit, they have the phone 220 00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,120 and it's such a great night. 221 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:40,370 Open up. 222 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:44,000 We gotta open up. 223 00:49:45,870 --> 00:49:47,750 And uh, sorry. 224 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,250 I thought that Ms. Sparkle. 225 00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:51,330 She moved out. 226 00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:52,620 I'm the new tenant. 227 00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:55,080 Sue. 228 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:57,330 Oliver. 229 00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:58,580 Oliver. 230 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:00,870 Oliver. 231 00:50:00,950 --> 00:50:03,080 You wanted to complain about something? 232 00:50:04,370 --> 00:50:04,750 Oliver? 233 00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:06,580 What? 234 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:07,910 No. 235 00:50:09,330 --> 00:50:10,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 236 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,080 I think it's like 237 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,370 awesome when there's stuff 238 00:50:13,450 --> 00:50:13,950 going on in the 239 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,950 building, you know what I mean? 240 00:50:17,290 --> 00:50:19,200 Um, I'm actually, 241 00:50:20,870 --> 00:50:22,910 quite handy if you ever need, 242 00:50:24,910 --> 00:50:27,000 need me to be of aid in any way. 243 00:50:27,910 --> 00:50:29,080 I got a sack of tools 244 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,870 and I got a big hammer. 245 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:35,950 You know what I mean. 246 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,950 Anyways, I live right here, 247 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,700 so you know where to find me. 248 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:43,290 Anytime. 249 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,500 Day or night. 250 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:46,750 Later. 251 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,080 Hi everybody. 252 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,580 I'm Sue and it's time to pump it up. 253 00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:48,410 Are you ready? 254 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:49,660 Let's go. 255 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:20,540 Thank you so much everybody. 256 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:22,830 I'll see you next week. 257 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,500 And in the meantime, 258 00:54:28,450 --> 00:54:30,370 take care of yourself. 259 00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:37,910 courtesy! 260 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:45,160 Wonderful, wonderful. 261 00:56:03,830 --> 00:56:06,950 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 262 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,080 Don't eat too fast. 263 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:28,080 Are you all right? 264 00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:33,790 Yes, I'll be right back. 265 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:11,750 Are you all right? 266 00:59:54,950 --> 00:59:58,750 What did you do? 267 00:59:59,290 --> 00:59:59,370 beautiful than before. 268 00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:00,200 You've seen me the more beautiful than before. 269 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:00,410 beautiful than before. 270 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:40,830 No. 271 01:02:34,910 --> 01:02:35,120 Yes. 272 01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:37,290 Yes, hi. 273 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:39,700 This is Elizabeth Sparkle. 274 01:02:43,370 --> 01:02:46,950 I'm 503. 275 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:48,950 Yes. 276 01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:51,660 Yes, hi. 277 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,370 There's been a slight 278 01:02:54,450 --> 01:02:56,580 misuse of the substance. 279 01:02:57,330 --> 01:03:03,040 A few extra hours were accidentally used 280 01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:05,450 causing an alteration. 281 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:09,870 So I'm just looking for 282 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:11,160 the procedure to reverse it. 283 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:13,000 What has been used on one 284 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,290 side is lost on the other side. 285 01:03:15,830 --> 01:03:16,790 There's no going back. 286 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:26,750 No, I don't know what she was thinking. 287 01:03:27,330 --> 01:03:29,450 And obviously she was drunk. 288 01:03:29,870 --> 01:03:32,120 Remember there is no she and you. 289 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,330 You are one. 290 01:03:34,450 --> 01:03:35,000 Respect the balance 291 01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:36,080 and you won't have 292 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,370 any more inconveniences. 293 01:04:16,830 --> 01:04:17,580 Don't you know 294 01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:21,410 Don't you know 295 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,910 You got to pump it up 296 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:25,080 Don't you know 297 01:04:27,870 --> 01:04:28,830 Don't you know 298 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:31,330 You got to pump it up 299 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:33,290 You got to pump it up 300 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,330 You got to pump it up 301 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,500 You got to pump it up 302 01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:53,870 You got to pump it up 303 01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:16,500 Sue! 304 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:18,160 Sue? 305 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,000 I just saw you on TV. 306 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,250 Holy moly. 307 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,700 Makes me want to join your class. 308 01:05:27,450 --> 01:05:27,870 Hey, you don't give 309 01:05:27,950 --> 01:05:29,000 private lessons, do you? 310 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:34,540 Hey, what about a 311 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,660 drink at my place tonight? 312 01:05:38,830 --> 01:05:39,950 Come on, don't be shy. 313 01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:42,080 I see you standing behind 314 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,620 the door there, gorgeous. 315 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,450 All right, take your 316 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:50,410 time, but it's a date. 317 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:37,290 Sue. 318 01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:24,410 What can I get you? 319 01:07:28,910 --> 01:07:30,000 Moka Latte. 320 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:40,910 It's long, isn't it? 321 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:43,950 Excuse me? 322 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,330 Seven days. 323 01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:21,370 Did you follow me here? 324 01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:25,540 I was just curious to find out 325 01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:27,450 how things were going for you. 326 01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:30,120 Each time you feel a little 327 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:34,500 more lonely, don't you think? 328 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,870 I don't know what you were talking about. 329 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:40,830 I'm fine. 330 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:43,660 Everything's fine. 331 01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,660 It gets harder each time to remember 332 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:51,450 that you still deserve to exist. 333 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:55,910 That this part of 334 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,370 yourself is still worth something 335 01:08:59,450 --> 01:09:03,830 that you still matter. 336 01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,500 Has she started yet? 337 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,410 Eating away at you? 338 01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:32,660 Fuck! 339 01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:33,910 Watch out! 340 01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:43,410 What? 341 01:09:54,910 --> 01:09:55,120 Hey! 342 01:09:55,910 --> 01:09:56,250 Move! 343 01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:29,200 You're still the most beautiful girl 344 01:10:29,290 --> 01:10:30,660 in the whole wide world. 345 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:41,080 Hello? 346 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:43,080 Hi, Fred. 347 01:10:43,870 --> 01:10:44,620 It's Lizzie. 348 01:10:48,290 --> 01:10:48,540 Hello? 349 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:51,160 Sorry, I mean, I'm a chalk. 350 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:52,580 Oh. 351 01:10:52,950 --> 01:10:53,250 Wow. 352 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:54,660 Wow, wow. 353 01:10:55,370 --> 01:10:56,540 I thought I'd never 354 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,660 hear from you again after-- 355 01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,660 Oh gosh, no, no, not at all. 356 01:10:59,870 --> 01:11:00,790 I just, I've just 357 01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:02,910 been really busy lately. 358 01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:07,080 So listen, I was thinking that 359 01:11:09,290 --> 01:11:10,200 maybe we could get 360 01:11:10,290 --> 01:11:12,000 together and grab a drink. 361 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:18,580 Are you still there? 362 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,450 Sorry, I'm in shock. 363 01:11:21,540 --> 01:11:22,040 I'm in shock again. 364 01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:27,500 I could book Luigi's at eight. 365 01:11:28,830 --> 01:11:29,870 Eight in Luigi's? 366 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:30,450 It is. 367 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,080 I will see you tonight. 368 01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:35,910 Bye. 369 01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:37,870 Okay, bye. 370 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,330 Hi everybody. 371 01:16:43,790 --> 01:16:44,040 Hi. 372 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,290 Okay, here we go everyone. 373 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:47,290 Clear the set please. 374 01:16:47,660 --> 01:16:49,040 First positions, thank you. 375 01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:49,910 Roll cameras. 376 01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:54,160 And in three, two, one. 377 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,870 Squat, squat, squat. 378 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:02,410 Circle those hips. 379 01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:04,250 Circle those hips. 380 01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,500 Contract, contract, contract, 381 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,200 contract, contract, contract. 382 01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:12,290 Contract, between your legs. 383 01:17:18,870 --> 01:17:19,040 Cut. 384 01:17:23,790 --> 01:17:27,910 I'm sorry, I thought I, thought I, I, 385 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:29,830 I just got distracted. 386 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,160 Not a problem, let's 387 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:33,000 get right back to it. 388 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,250 Back to one please. 389 01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:39,040 Sorry, it's the control room now. 390 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,540 The director said he saw something 391 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:41,700 bizarre on the monitor. 392 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,250 Bring up the replay on camera two. 393 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:44,160 Camera two. 394 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:56,120 Forward. 395 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:04,200 Can I have my dressing gown? 396 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,410 Sorry, it's in your dressing room. 397 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,410 But I go and get it. 398 01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:08,580 Let's just take this frame by frame. 399 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:24,620 I need five minutes. 400 01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:23,790 Yes. 401 01:20:23,870 --> 01:20:25,370 This balance is not working. 402 01:20:25,950 --> 01:20:28,040 I barely have any time to enjoy myself 403 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:31,000 while she wastes seven days 404 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,620 stuffing her face in front of the TV. 405 01:20:32,950 --> 01:20:34,910 Remember there is no she and you. 406 01:20:38,290 --> 01:20:40,160 I love everybody. 407 01:20:45,370 --> 01:20:45,700 What's happening? 408 01:20:45,910 --> 01:20:46,370 Where is everybody? 409 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:47,870 The TV's been canceled. 410 01:20:49,790 --> 01:20:50,450 What, why? 411 01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:50,750 Sue. 412 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:52,870 Harvey wants to see you 413 01:20:52,950 --> 01:20:53,580 in his office immediately. 414 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:55,500 Okay. 415 01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:57,500 I'll go change him. 416 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:58,700 No, he said now. 417 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:17,830 I'll get right to the bond. 418 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:21,080 We can't keep you on the morning show. 419 01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:23,370 But why? 420 01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:24,790 I just started. 421 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,580 Ratings are through the roof. 422 01:21:28,830 --> 01:21:30,330 We started at 42. 423 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,660 Now we're up to like-- 424 01:21:33,830 --> 01:21:34,200 216. 425 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:36,200 It's phenomenal. 426 01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:39,910 People love you. 427 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,790 They adore you. 428 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,950 They want more and more and more of you. 429 01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:46,450 That is why we have 430 01:21:46,540 --> 01:21:48,580 decided that we want you 431 01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:52,700 to host the New Year's Eve show. 432 01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:54,950 You mean the-- 433 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:56,580 The network's biggest show. 434 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,910 50 million viewers live. 435 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:01,410 You can't go higher than that. 436 01:22:03,910 --> 01:22:04,580 That's gonna be intense. 437 01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:09,830 We only have a few more. So are you in? 438 01:22:19,790 --> 01:22:22,000 If you don't open the 439 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,330 door and opportunity knocks, 440 01:22:23,410 --> 01:22:24,250 you won't get another chance. 441 01:22:26,330 --> 01:22:27,700 You of all people know this. 442 01:22:40,910 --> 01:22:41,870 Just one more day and 443 01:22:41,950 --> 01:22:43,000 then I have a whole week off. 444 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:43,700 We can switch. 445 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,370 We're doing the cover of Vogue. 446 01:23:05,290 --> 01:23:06,160 Just one more day, okay? 447 01:23:08,660 --> 01:23:14,620 (ominous music) 448 01:23:57,410 --> 01:24:17,790 Yes. She didn't respect the balance. 449 01:24:18,410 --> 01:24:19,580 She's stealing more 450 01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:20,910 and more time from me, 451 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,870 completely without 452 01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:24,540 consideration of the consequences. 453 01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:26,540 She's a selfish bitch. 454 01:24:26,870 --> 01:24:27,750 Would you like to stop? 455 01:24:30,910 --> 01:24:31,250 Stop. 456 01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:32,830 You are the Matrix. 457 01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:34,870 If you are not satisfied, 458 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,790 you can put an end to the experience 459 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:37,830 and go back to being 460 01:24:37,910 --> 01:24:39,450 just you on your own. 461 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,160 Would you like to stop? 462 01:24:44,370 --> 01:24:46,500 Will it go back to the way it was before? 463 01:24:46,910 --> 01:24:47,450 What has been 464 01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:49,000 transferred won't come back, 465 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,700 but you can stop the experience. 466 01:24:50,910 --> 01:24:52,750 As of now, would you like to stop? 467 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,790 To go back to being just you on your own? 468 01:24:58,910 --> 01:24:59,160 No. 469 01:25:01,950 --> 01:25:03,000 No, no, no. 470 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:04,660 I can't stop. 471 01:25:06,830 --> 01:25:07,330 She just-- 472 01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:08,410 I did it. 473 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,200 I did it. 474 01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:12,620 I did it. I did it. 475 01:25:15,950 --> 01:25:18,120 The balance just needs to be respected. 476 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:19,200 So respected. 477 01:25:23,450 --> 01:25:24,620 Stop it, stop it, stop 478 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,290 it, stop it, stop it. 479 01:25:35,660 --> 01:25:36,620 You are the Matrix. 480 01:25:37,910 --> 01:25:38,040 Well, 481 01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:40,370 congratulations, you've won $25,000. 482 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,500 We're standing on our final chance 483 01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:43,870 and it's your second question 484 01:25:43,950 --> 01:25:45,330 in our big question 485 01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:48,450 round and play for $250,000. 486 01:25:51,790 --> 01:25:53,450 And you'll have just 45 487 01:25:53,540 --> 01:25:55,040 seconds to come up to get 488 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,450 the correct answer that you can't-- 489 01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:55,700 Just a little something to keep you busy. 490 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,120 Fuck. 491 01:27:24,870 --> 01:27:25,080 Boss. 492 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,830 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 493 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:42,660 The superstar of the moment, Sue. 494 01:27:42,830 --> 01:27:43,330 Are you ready? 495 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,330 Let's welcome her, Sue. 496 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,660 You popped up nowhere on 497 01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:52,370 our screens like a tornado. 498 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:54,500 I don't think anybody was 499 01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:56,160 really prepared for this world. 500 01:28:03,790 --> 01:28:07,000 It all started with the morning show 501 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,700 and rumor has it that you are 502 01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:11,910 up for Tom Grant's next movie. 503 01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:15,700 Wait, just a moment. 504 01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:18,830 I'm being told that you are going to host 505 01:28:18,910 --> 01:28:20,410 the New Year's Eve show. 506 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,200 Can you confirm this? 507 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:22,950 Yes, that's right. 508 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:24,500 Yes, that's right. 509 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:30,000 Oh my God, that is huge news. 510 01:28:33,450 --> 01:28:34,790 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 511 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:35,660 Where are you from? 512 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,000 How did you get discovered? 513 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:40,540 I want, we want to know everything. 514 01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:45,830 Well, I mean, there's 515 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:47,790 really not very much to tell. 516 01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:50,750 I'm just a girl from a 517 01:28:50,830 --> 01:28:53,160 very small town in Indiana. 518 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,200 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 519 01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:57,500 In fact, it's not even a town. 520 01:28:57,830 --> 01:28:58,750 I'm not sure you could 521 01:28:58,830 --> 01:29:00,160 really even call it a village. 522 01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:02,790 It's a farm, perhaps? 523 01:29:10,330 --> 01:29:11,870 But ever since I can remember, 524 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,620 it has always been my 525 01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:15,000 dream to be on screen. 526 01:29:15,790 --> 01:29:17,580 This is my dream. 527 01:29:17,660 --> 01:29:18,580 As a child, I used to 528 01:29:18,660 --> 01:29:20,080 put on shows for my family. 529 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:21,540 Mm, your family. 530 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,370 How sweet. 531 01:29:26,290 --> 01:29:30,250 So, everyone is aware that 532 01:29:30,330 --> 01:29:33,000 you replaced Elizabeth Sparkle. 533 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:37,500 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 534 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,120 you turned up the volume, 535 01:29:39,330 --> 01:29:41,200 and you rocked their world. 536 01:29:41,830 --> 01:29:42,910 Were you a fan of her show? 537 01:29:47,870 --> 01:29:52,790 Um, well, well, I can't, uh, 538 01:29:54,450 --> 01:29:55,290 I can't really say that I 539 01:29:55,370 --> 01:29:57,950 actually watched her show. 540 01:29:58,830 --> 01:30:01,040 You do know that we're not exactly from 541 01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,080 the same generation. 542 01:30:03,410 --> 01:30:05,080 And you have to admit, it 543 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,330 was a bit old-fashioned. 544 01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:10,830 Jurassic Fitness, really. 545 01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:14,290 Jurassic Fitness, it needed a change. 546 01:30:16,580 --> 01:30:18,080 I'll fucking show you. 547 01:30:19,450 --> 01:30:20,160 You really wanna see 548 01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:21,370 some Jurassic Fitness? 549 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:25,540 You want it? 550 01:30:26,830 --> 01:30:28,160 Come on, come get your 551 01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,000 fucking Jurassic Fitness! 552 01:30:38,830 --> 01:30:41,370 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 553 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:46,910 So, every morning, rain or shine, 554 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,910 Sparkle, your life, was on TV. 555 01:30:50,450 --> 01:30:51,790 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 556 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:54,000 Whether I liked it or not. 557 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,450 I guess that's why you could say 558 01:30:56,540 --> 01:30:58,000 we have some sort of connection. 559 01:30:58,370 --> 01:30:59,660 Some sort of connection. 560 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,830 You wouldn't exist without me. 561 01:31:12,950 --> 01:31:14,000 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 562 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:15,790 It is time, ladies and 563 01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:18,250 gentlemen, for our final question. 564 01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:20,830 The question that we ask each 565 01:31:20,910 --> 01:31:24,080 and every one of our guests. 566 01:31:24,290 --> 01:31:24,450 Okay. 567 01:31:25,330 --> 01:31:27,660 Would you share one of your 568 01:31:27,750 --> 01:31:29,950 little beauty secrets with us? 569 01:31:31,870 --> 01:31:33,040 Just one little trick of yours 570 01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:34,120 that helps you look 571 01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:36,080 so incredibly stunning. 572 01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:36,910 I mean, look at you. 573 01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:37,790 I don't know. 574 01:31:38,370 --> 01:31:39,040 Say it! 575 01:31:39,950 --> 01:31:40,830 Say it! 576 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:42,750 Let me think. 577 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:43,580 Say it! 578 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,200 Tell them who your 579 01:31:45,290 --> 01:31:46,790 little beauty secret is! 580 01:31:46,910 --> 01:31:48,040 I guess, I would just 581 01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:49,290 show them right here. 582 01:31:49,620 --> 01:31:50,950 Here's your little beauty secret. 583 01:31:51,410 --> 01:31:52,950 I guess I just try to be myself. 584 01:31:53,370 --> 01:31:54,540 To be sincere and 585 01:31:54,620 --> 01:31:56,540 grateful for all that I have. 586 01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:58,040 And to always remember 587 01:31:58,120 --> 01:31:59,200 to leave with my heart. 588 01:31:59,450 --> 01:32:01,410 Oh, I'm here at the sweetheart center. 589 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:15,750 I just, oh, I try to be myself. 590 01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:18,540 Stop it! 591 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:20,660 Stop it. 592 01:32:21,450 --> 01:32:22,700 You're taking it from me. 593 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:24,750 That's your little secret. 594 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:26,870 Stop it! 595 01:32:41,830 --> 01:32:44,500 You have to control yourself! 596 01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:07,160 I can't go back, I forgot. 597 01:33:13,410 --> 01:33:13,910 Oh, shit. 598 01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:18,330 Gross old rat. 599 01:33:19,370 --> 01:33:19,870 Stop it! 600 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:34,750 Coming to bed? 601 01:34:43,950 --> 01:34:46,120 Yes, I'll be right there. 602 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:51,700 Yes. 603 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:53,620 Hi, hi, this is emergency. 604 01:35:53,950 --> 01:35:56,120 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 605 01:35:58,830 --> 01:35:59,040 Hello? 606 01:36:01,290 --> 01:36:02,290 It's fucking 503. 607 01:36:02,910 --> 01:36:03,160 Yes. 608 01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:03,950 Fuck! 609 01:36:04,910 --> 01:36:06,040 I'm telling you, this is urgent. 610 01:36:06,290 --> 01:36:07,410 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 611 01:36:07,830 --> 01:36:09,120 It means you've reached the end. 612 01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:12,830 What do you mean the end? 613 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,370 You've drained it all out. 614 01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,370 If you want more, you must 615 01:36:16,450 --> 01:36:17,540 let the fluid regenerate. 616 01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:20,000 Tell me how to do it. 617 01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:22,290 I need to stabilize myself right now. 618 01:36:22,870 --> 01:36:23,950 You simply have to switch. 619 01:36:27,450 --> 01:36:28,120 Excuse me? 620 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,830 The switch reboots the 621 01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:31,120 fluid secretion process 622 01:36:31,330 --> 01:36:32,450 so you can continue to 623 01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:33,410 enjoy the experience. 624 01:36:33,870 --> 01:36:35,620 No, no, no, no, no. 625 01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:37,580 I can't switch, I can't. 626 01:36:38,620 --> 01:36:39,330 Especially not now. 627 01:36:39,620 --> 01:36:41,000 There is no other option. 628 01:37:08,330 --> 01:37:08,540 Sue? 629 01:37:21,620 --> 01:37:21,790 Babe? 630 01:37:25,830 --> 01:37:26,040 Sue? 631 01:37:27,450 --> 01:37:27,830 You all right? 632 01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:35,160 Should I start out tomorrow? 633 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:41,660 Babe? 634 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,870 Babe? 635 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:56,160 Sue? 636 01:37:57,410 --> 01:37:58,120 Is something wrong? 637 01:38:01,910 --> 01:38:03,870 You look cranky because 638 01:38:03,950 --> 01:38:04,660 you're related business. 639 01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:10,750 Sue, open the door. 640 01:38:11,870 --> 01:38:13,290 Come on, Sue. 641 01:38:14,370 --> 01:38:15,700 Sue, funny, I need to take a picture. 642 01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:18,500 Sue, open the door. 643 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,200 Open the door, Sue, come on. 644 01:38:40,290 --> 01:38:40,450 Come on. 645 01:38:51,620 --> 01:38:51,790 Guys! 646 01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:54,290 What the fuck? 647 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,250 The fuck out! 648 01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,870 Who's this? Who the fuck is that? 649 01:38:59,950 --> 01:39:01,250 Leave me alone! 650 01:39:04,290 --> 01:39:11,500 What the fuck? 651 01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:59,700 Doorbell 652 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:05,500 Yes? 653 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:10,200 It's 503. 654 01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:13,410 I want to stop. 655 01:40:13,950 --> 01:40:15,700 Are you sure? Once you 656 01:40:15,790 --> 01:40:17,120 stop, you can't go back. 657 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:20,450 I want to stop! I want to fucking stop! 658 01:40:20,540 --> 01:40:22,950 I want to stop! 659 01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:24,500 We'll deliver. 660 01:42:35,330 --> 01:42:35,830 Are you sure? 661 01:42:38,660 --> 01:42:40,500 Once you stop, you can't go back. 662 01:42:41,370 --> 01:42:43,450 You will simply remain on your own. 663 01:42:44,620 --> 01:42:46,500 Just on your own. 664 01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:50,750 Just on your own. 665 01:42:52,500 --> 01:43:21,620 Shut the fuck up! Breathing heavily 666 01:43:56,500 --> 01:43:56,540 Okay. 667 01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:01,250 I can't do this. 668 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:06,160 I need you. 669 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:09,580 I need myself. 670 01:44:11,830 --> 01:44:18,790 You gotta get ready. It's our big night. 671 01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:22,290 Come on. They're gonna love you so much. 672 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,330 Come on. 673 01:44:25,790 --> 01:44:26,700 Come on. 674 01:44:27,910 --> 01:44:29,830 You're the only lovable part 675 01:44:29,910 --> 01:44:31,660 of me. You have to come back. 676 01:44:32,250 --> 01:44:34,120 You have to come back. Come back. 677 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:51,000 Okay. Okay. 678 01:45:08,790 --> 01:45:09,500 Come on. 679 01:47:54,790 --> 01:47:56,250 Oh, don't! 680 01:51:12,580 --> 01:51:13,500 You guys know what happened, makeup? 681 01:51:13,910 --> 01:51:15,450 Here, we gotta get you the pinning room. 682 01:51:16,540 --> 01:51:18,000 We have one final test on 683 01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:19,160 stage, lighting a sound. 684 01:51:19,250 --> 01:51:20,500 We have it in, I'll type it for the show. 685 01:51:20,660 --> 01:51:21,160 You got it? 686 01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:21,950 You good? 687 01:51:22,290 --> 01:51:22,790 Okay, let's go. 688 01:51:31,500 --> 01:51:32,500 Grab it. 689 01:51:32,790 --> 01:51:33,200 One more. 690 01:51:43,870 --> 01:51:44,700 There you go. 691 01:51:52,580 --> 01:51:53,040 You good? 692 01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:55,160 You gonna dance, lads? 693 01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:01,750 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 694 01:53:25,500 --> 01:53:30,040 They need to see you on 695 01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:30,950 stage with the satellites. 696 01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:56,830 Have you ever dreamt 697 01:53:58,290 --> 01:53:59,750 of a better version of yourself? 698 01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:04,160 More beautiful, more perfect. 699 01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:05,200 Tim? 700 01:54:07,830 --> 01:54:09,200 Yes, let me meet you there. 701 01:54:09,750 --> 01:54:11,120 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 702 01:54:28,250 --> 01:54:28,450 Sue? 703 01:54:32,660 --> 01:54:34,700 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 704 01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:37,700 They have been dying to meet you. 705 01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:44,870 Is everything okay? 706 01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:51,290 So smile. 707 01:54:59,410 --> 01:55:01,500 That's what we want tonight. 708 01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:06,080 Pretty girls should always smile. 709 01:55:20,750 --> 01:55:22,660 Bathers, blathers, blathers. 710 01:56:14,660 --> 01:56:15,870 Hey, you ready for tonight? 711 01:57:05,830 --> 01:57:06,200 Would you be the 712 01:57:06,290 --> 01:57:07,120 better version of myself? 713 01:57:07,580 --> 01:57:08,580 Please give me a better 714 01:57:08,660 --> 01:57:10,160 version of myself, please. 715 01:57:16,750 --> 01:57:16,830 Please. 716 01:57:19,660 --> 01:57:20,450 Come on. 717 01:58:01,620 --> 01:58:04,290 Jesus. 718 01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:17,790 Looks like everything sure is in the 719 01:59:17,870 --> 01:59:19,250 right place this time. 720 01:59:21,410 --> 01:59:23,500 Please say your name, age, measurements. 721 02:02:21,410 --> 02:02:24,410 Pretty girls should always smile. 722 02:02:59,790 --> 02:03:01,200 At last, we're starting to worry. 723 02:03:01,370 --> 02:03:02,200 Hurry up, you're up in five. 724 02:03:21,790 --> 02:03:23,540 There she is, so beautiful. 725 02:03:25,250 --> 02:03:26,000 We love you. 726 02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,330 This is where you belong. 727 02:03:29,870 --> 02:03:31,120 You always belong here. 728 02:03:31,200 --> 02:03:32,500 We can't do it without you. 729 02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,750 We'll never do it without you. 730 02:03:35,290 --> 02:03:36,660 Who would you replace them all? 731 02:03:36,910 --> 02:03:37,330 Oh. 732 02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:06,120 Girls, come on, let's go. 733 02:04:06,200 --> 02:04:06,910 Let's go, what are we waiting for? 734 02:04:07,370 --> 02:04:08,160 Okay, come on, everybody, 735 02:04:08,580 --> 02:04:09,870 let's go, let's go, let's go. 736 02:04:13,540 --> 02:04:15,620 You will not be disappointed. 737 02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:18,660 She's my most beautiful creation. 738 02:04:18,910 --> 02:04:20,580 I have shaped her for success. 739 02:04:26,870 --> 02:04:32,790 Five, four, three, two, one. 740 02:07:38,120 --> 02:07:39,000 Shoot the monster! 741 02:07:40,790 --> 02:07:41,790 It's a freak! 742 02:07:42,750 --> 02:07:43,790 The monster! 743 02:07:46,410 --> 02:07:47,370 Don't be a bird. 744 02:07:47,580 --> 02:07:48,120 Monster! 745 02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:49,950 You're stupid. 746 02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:51,330 It's real. 747 02:07:52,370 --> 02:07:55,120 I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit. 748 02:08:00,410 --> 02:08:00,580 Freak! 749 02:08:13,950 --> 02:08:16,950 Freak, monster, monster! 750 02:08:21,580 --> 02:08:22,500 It's me. 751 02:08:24,950 --> 02:08:25,700 It's me. 752 02:08:35,870 --> 02:08:36,750 I'm just kidding. 753 02:09:31,790 --> 02:09:32,910 Too bad her boobs aren't 754 02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:33,950 in the middle of her face 755 02:09:34,120 --> 02:09:35,330 instead of that nose. 756 02:09:37,410 --> 02:09:37,580 Hmm. 757 02:09:39,370 --> 02:09:39,500 Next! 758 02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:48,910 Pretty girls should always smile. 759 02:09:54,660 --> 02:09:55,290 I have 50. 760 02:09:56,290 --> 02:09:56,830 It stops. 761 02:12:58,330 --> 02:12:58,870 I love you. 762 02:12:59,700 --> 02:13:01,500 I love you. 763 02:13:04,910 --> 02:13:06,200 You're a place of all. 46716

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