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(electricity buzzes)
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♫ Some kind of love will never end
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♫ Some other ones last for long
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♫ Me, well, I think I'm lost again
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♫ Quietly feeling small
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♫ I don't want to bother you
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♫ Just look what I found
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♫ It's the smallest heart on Earth
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♫ Alive but dead again
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♫ I don't want to bother you
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♫ Alive but dead again
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- Hey.
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- Hi.
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- [Jeremy] Thanks for coming over,
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ugh, I need a tap out.
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- Yeah, I don't doubt it.
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- He's been on a bender since Tuesday.
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- Have they talked at all?
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- No, they haven't
talked, he's just a mess.
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- Are his parents here?
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- No, they're out of town.
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You got the place all to yourself.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I'm not
staying inside all day
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with Captain Morgan.
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- It's good to see your face.
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We should hang out more,
like the good old days.
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Alright, good to see you.
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- Yeah, you too.
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(mellow piano music)
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Miles?
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Miles?
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- Becca, what are you doing here?
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- Nice to see you too, Miles.
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- It's been forever.
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- Yeah, well, you really
mastered the art of laying low.
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- Well, the last few months have been
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really crazy for me.
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- Is this your old room?
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It's looks different.
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- Yeah, my parents turned
it into a guest room.
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- It's very Hilton-esque.
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- [Miles] Thanks.
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- I mean that in like, a nice way.
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Like an upscale Hilton.
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You know, not like a Hilton Express.
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Okay, dude, time to get up.
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- Ah!
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What are you doing?
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- [Becca] You look pathetic,
so we need to go outside.
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- I'm not going anywhere.
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- Yeah, you are, 'cause I'm in charge
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of making sure you don't kill yourself
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and there's lots of sharp
objects and pills everywhere,
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so, let's go.
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- Becca, I appreciate the love,
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but I'm not in the mood.
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- You got 10 minutes.
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- I'm not going.
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- Yes, you are.
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- [Miles] I'm not.
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- Dude, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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This room fucking stinks
and you look like shit,
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so put some pants on and let's go.
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- Becca, I love you, fuck off.
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- You know what you need?
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- [Miles] For you to leave me alone?
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- You need some happy sad music.
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- [Miles] What?
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- Happy sad music,
musically it's uplifting
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and lyrically, it makes you
want to rip your heart out.
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It makes you feel better about being sad.
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Really Miles, "Un-break My Heart"?
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Ooh, here you go.
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♫ Nobody cares for me
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♫ Nobody cares for me
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♫ I'm so sad and lonely
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- [Miles] Stop.
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♫ Won't some cute little chicken
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- Get up, get up, get up, get up.
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- Stop.
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- [Becca] Get up.
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Okay, you are wearing pants (laughs).
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♫ If you'll come be
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♫ If you'll come be
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♫ Mmmm, baby mine
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♫ Cause I ain't got nobody
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♫ Ooh, nobody, cares for me
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♫ There's nobody cares for me
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♫ For me
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- Cathy's?
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- Mimosa actually sounds
pretty good about now.
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Is this your car?
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- [Becca] Yep.
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- [Miles] You getting in?
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- [Becca] Nope.
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- [Miles] Nobody walks anywhere.
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- (Laughs) Exactly.
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- I don't wanna walk.
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- Dude, it's five blocks.
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- [Miles] I'm still
hungover from last night.
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- [Becca] Whiner.
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- [Miles] Are you fuckin'
serious with this parking job?
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Probably should walk,
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wait up!
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- Do you remember the day we met, Miles?
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- Can I buy a vowel, I
think I'm still hungover
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from last night.
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- [Becca] It was the first day of school.
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- [Miles] Right.
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- You remember what we did, Bueller?
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- Oh my god, stop doing that.
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We ditched school, we walked
around, we went bowling.
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- Exactly, well, we're gonna
do the same thing today.
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- Not in the mood to go bowling.
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- Well, I'm not talking about going,
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well, actually, I could go bowling later,
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I don't have any socks with me,
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it's not the point.
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- [Miles] What's the point?
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- [Becca] The point is,
we're gonna take the day,
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walk around and talk our shit out.
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- Our shit, what's your
shit, I know my shit.
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- You first.
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- The woman I was planning on spending
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the rest of my life with just told me
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she cheated on me and we're
supposed to get married
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in two weeks and now I don't know
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what the fuck I'm going to do.
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Can you top that?
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- Not this year.
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- [Miles] Didn't think so
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- [Becca] Yeah.
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- [Miles] What's your shit?
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- My shit.
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I think I might move to New York.
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- That's crazy, why?
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- I know, well, do you
remember my friend Erin?
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- Yeah.
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- Her and I have been
planning this community
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art gallery since college,
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we'll sell our own art, we'll sell other
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people's art, we'll give classes
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and we'll do like a
community art project thing.
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I don't know, we've been working on it
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for a long time and
we've both been saving,
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so, now is the time.
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I think I'm gonna do it.
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- You do realize how insane
of an idea that is, right?
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- Thanks, Miles.
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- I mean, the only, the
one percent are even
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spending any money on art,
it's not community art.
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Where would you even live?
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- You sound like my father.
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- Well, I'm glad somebody
else is on the same page.
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- Oh and I have to let
her know by tomorrow
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if I'm in or not.
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- This is not the kind of decision you
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wanna rush into.
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- I'm not rushing into it,
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we've been working on it for over a year.
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We just found the perfect place
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and we have to let them know by tomorrow
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if we want to do the down payment, so.
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- [Miles] Yeah, 'cause there's
like a real lack of rundown
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commercial space in New York.
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- Wow, why do you care
if I move to New York?
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- I don't care.
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I mean, I do, I do.
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It would be weird not having you here.
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- [Becca] Sweet.
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- So, now I have to figure
out my life's course
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with my cheating fiance
because some slum lord
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in Brooklyn said I need
my money by tomorrow?
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- [Becca] What is that?
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- What?
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- [Becca] What is that accent?
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- [Miles] It was just slumlord.
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- [Becca] Yeah, pretty much.
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- Yeah, whatever, my head's spinning,
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I'm gonna go to sleep, wake me up when
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you know your life's course.
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- What is this, what's happening?
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This isn't the Miles I know.
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- The Miles you know
had a really rough week.
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(Becca makes crying sounds)
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- Do you remember why that
day was so awesome, Miles?
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- No.
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- Because it was a day when
everything in our lives
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was about to change and
instead of freaking out
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about new teachers and
classes and new friends,
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we just, we hit pause and walked around
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and we talked shit out
and we took it all in.
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- Went bowling.
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- We went bowling.
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- Played skee ball.
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- Yes.
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- God, I miss playing skee ball.
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- Right?
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- The app's not, it doesn't feel the same.
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- It's not the same.
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Life was still there
for us 24 hours later.
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- It was.
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- It's a different day, but
it's the same situation.
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- I don't know, lady, I'm not feeling it.
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- Come on, do it today,
today, me and you, today,
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come on, are you in?
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Are you in?
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Are you in?
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(cell phone vibrates)
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- One second.
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Hi.
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- Miles, honey, I've called Sam's parents
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and we've set up a pow-wow
for tomorrow evening
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so we can all just sit down
and sort this out together.
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- A pow-wow?
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You're not supposed to be back from
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vacation until next week.
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- Yeah, well, that was before we found out
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that the wedding we've
already invested $20,000 in
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might be cancelled.
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- Yeah, um, I'm sorry,
I just, I don't know
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how I feel right now.
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- Miles, this is not about you anymore,
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so if you're splitting, we
need to remove the emotion.
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- Mom!
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- [Miles' Mom] Okay, money's involved.
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- Seriously?
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- Your father and I are
coming back for this, alright?
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We're a team, we'll work it out together.
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- Alright, Mom, Mom, I just-
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- Okay, no more arguments, alright?
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No more arguments, we love you,
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we're here for you,
we'll see you tomorrow.
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- Okay.
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- Everything okay?
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- Amazing.
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- So are you in?
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- [Miles] No.
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- Are you in?
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Are you in, are you in,
are you in, are you in?
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- [Miles] Stop tickling me.
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Yeah, I'm in.
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- Really (squeals).
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Okay, here are the rules.
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- Really, there's rules?
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You always do that.
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- What?
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- [Miles] You get me
to decide on something
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and then you tell me the rules.
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You need to tell me the
rules before I decide on it.
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- [Becca] Well, you
already agreed, so sorry.
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- [Miles] This is so fucking stupid,
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what are the rules?
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- Okay, the rules are,
we do everything the way
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that we did them in high school.
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- [Miles] I'm not wearing cargo shorts.
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- Thank god.
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No, I mean, we didn't
drive in high school,
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we didn't have cars, so
there's no driving today.
262
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- Can we get rides?
263
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,806
- Did we get rides in high school?
264
00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,528
- That's a loaded question,
you got rides in high school.
265
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,372
- (Laughs) Shut up.
266
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Then yes, we can get rides.
267
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- Is that it?
268
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- Uh, no cellphones.
269
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- Fuck no.
270
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- Dude, we're not checking
them all day, come on.
271
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- You first.
272
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- [Becca] Same time.
273
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- [Miles] What about my iPod?
274
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- [Becca] Your iPod?
275
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,468
- [Miles] Yeah.
276
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- [Becca] You have an iPod?
277
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:02,482
- [Miles] Yes.
278
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- That's what this is for.
279
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,609
- I don't keep my music on mine.
280
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:05,940
- Oh my god, alright, as much as I'd love
281
00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,475
to see you rock a boombox
on your shoulder all day,
282
00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:11,963
your second iPhone will be fine.
283
00:13:11,987 --> 00:13:13,404
- You're a match.
284
00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:18,859
- You wanna talk about it?
285
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:19,883
- No.
286
00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:25,720
- Cool, so what else is
going on in your life?
287
00:13:28,526 --> 00:13:32,479
- Um, she gets home from
work on Tuesday night
288
00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:34,639
and I had already had like a suspicion
289
00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:37,580
that she had been reading my diary.
290
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,820
What?
291
00:13:40,844 --> 00:13:41,901
- You have a diary?
292
00:13:41,925 --> 00:13:42,925
- Yeah.
293
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,527
Are you trying to make me feel better?
294
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,975
- (Laughs) Sorry.
295
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:49,205
- Anyway, I always put
the bookmark in the back
296
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,535
by the spine and a couple times I saw it
297
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,109
in the middle.
298
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,883
- Wow, Nancy Drew is on the case.
299
00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:57,419
What, were you fighting or something?
300
00:13:57,443 --> 00:13:58,515
- I mean, most days we're cool,
301
00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,323
but some days, it just seemed like she was
302
00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:01,732
just kind of like
looking right through me.
303
00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:04,095
I just didn't think
anything had gone that far.
304
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:05,713
- Right, so it's weird
'cause she's being distant.
305
00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:06,888
- Yeah, yeah, but I just didn't think
306
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,560
it had gotten extreme.
307
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,462
- So what happened?
308
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:13,569
- She denied that she read my journal
309
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:16,943
and I told her she was lying.
310
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:17,797
- Ah, that's bold.
311
00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:18,630
- Yeah.
312
00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,464
- How did you know she was lying?
313
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:20,725
- 'Cause I knew she was
lying and then she just
314
00:14:20,749 --> 00:14:24,095
laces into me about how
like, I can't trust her
315
00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:25,552
and how fucked up that is that I can't
316
00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:26,386
trust the person I'm gonna be spending
317
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:28,040
the rest of my life with
and that all my insecurities
318
00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:30,283
drive her crazy and then
she decides to tell me
319
00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:33,217
that she's, that she cheated on me.
320
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,777
- (Gasps) Holy shit.
321
00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:37,253
- Yeah, fucking sucked.
322
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,525
I was blown away and I'm like,
323
00:14:38,549 --> 00:14:39,359
there's no way you cheated on me,
324
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:40,705
you're lying about that.
325
00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:41,539
- Well, how did you know that she,
326
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:45,145
wait, how did you know
she read your diary?
327
00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:48,230
- 'Cause I read her diary.
328
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:51,377
- Miles.
329
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:54,343
- [Waitress] Alright, let me know if you
330
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:55,212
need something, sweetie.
331
00:14:55,236 --> 00:14:57,623
- So, did she write anything
about his guy in the diary?
332
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,239
- No.
333
00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:00,535
- [Waitress] Can I get
you something to drink?
334
00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:01,804
- [Becca] Coffee, please.
335
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:02,768
- [Waitress] Okay.
336
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:05,528
- Yeah, and can I have
a coffee and a water.
337
00:15:05,552 --> 00:15:06,362
- Yep.
338
00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:08,198
- And a Diet Coke?
339
00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:09,321
- Okay.
340
00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:11,678
- And a chocolate milkshake.
341
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:13,923
- [Waitress] Okay.
342
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,739
- And a mimosa.
343
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:19,096
Just bring 'em all out as they're ready.
344
00:15:22,863 --> 00:15:26,105
- So, what'd you do when she
told you she cheated on you?
345
00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:29,087
- Freaked out, I mean, it's
like all my worst fears
346
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:30,111
coming true.
347
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,585
My whole life I just wanted a relationship
348
00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:34,946
like my parents, you know,
like they fight, they bicker,
349
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,734
like everybody else,
but underneath it all,
350
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:39,908
there's like this love and respect
351
00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:42,691
and like a genuine friendship,
352
00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:45,465
I don't know if we ever had that.
353
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,840
(sighs) So, I left the apartment
354
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,364
and I've been home ever since.
355
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,032
- And you haven't talked to her?
356
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:56,572
- She called, but she
didn't leave a message.
357
00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:58,153
- You didn't call her back?
358
00:15:58,177 --> 00:15:58,987
- I don't know if I'm
ready to talk to her.
359
00:15:59,011 --> 00:16:00,407
- Miles.
360
00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:03,181
(phone vibrates)
361
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:05,188
- No.
362
00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:06,022
- Can I please have my phone back?
363
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:07,797
- No, it's against the
rules, I'm not gonna look.
364
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:09,341
Trust me, it's for the best.
365
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:10,422
- Whatever.
366
00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:12,182
- It is, you didn't seem too thrilled
367
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,522
about whoever it was you were talking to
368
00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:15,230
on the way over here, who was that?
369
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:16,254
- My mom.
370
00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:18,732
- Oh, how's she doing?
371
00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:21,290
- She and my dad are coming
home from vacation early,
372
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,213
tomorrow, and they've
already had a talk with
373
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:26,357
Sam's parents and we're having
a pow-wow to talk it out.
374
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:29,490
- Wow, that's a thing that's gonna happen?
375
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:30,489
- I tried to talk her out of it,
376
00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:32,968
but she had a lot of
money had been invested
377
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:37,951
in the wedding and it was about
more than just me and Sam.
378
00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:40,032
- Damn, those Jews know how to guilt.
379
00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:43,000
- Yeah, oh, perfect timing.
380
00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:46,403
Champagne, morning
beverage of life, cheers.
381
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:47,513
- L'chaim.
382
00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:49,204
- Thanks, my coffee?
383
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,262
- Just tell me who called.
384
00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:55,513
- No, trust me, it's better this way.
385
00:16:55,537 --> 00:16:57,230
- I'm gonna go pee outta my dick.
386
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:59,059
- Is there any other way?
387
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,328
- Outta my butt?
388
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,935
- That's gross and unnecessary.
389
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,016
- [{Hollywood Douche
Bag]...Interscope, we're throwing
390
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,751
a party for Kanye tonight,
391
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,968
so I could put you on the
VIP guest list if you want.
392
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,727
- [Becca] Yeah, you wanna come pick me up?
393
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:14,916
- [Hollywood Douche Bag] I could
do that, where do you live?
394
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,247
- Well, I have a herpes support group
395
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,680
on San Vincente, but
I'll be finished around
396
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,961
eight o'clock, so you
can pick me up there.
397
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:21,794
- That's really funny.
398
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:22,628
- No, no, you don't have to be worried,
399
00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:24,956
I haven't had a breakout in like, a week.
400
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,440
Valtrex really works, you know?
401
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:27,704
- [{Hollywood Douche
Bag] Great, yeah, I see
402
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:28,584
what's going on here.
403
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:29,418
- [Becca] Yeah.
404
00:17:29,442 --> 00:17:31,088
- [Hollywood Douche Bag] Take care.
405
00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:34,862
- [Becca] Don't be silly,
protect your willy.
406
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:39,430
Thanks for brunch, Miles.
407
00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:42,011
- [Miles] Thanks for
getting me out of the house.
408
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,881
- [Becca] So, I have
to stop by the gallery
409
00:17:43,905 --> 00:17:46,382
to pick up my check, can
you find something there
410
00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:47,640
to keep busy for a minute?
411
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:50,831
- [Miles] Ugh, art, sounds depressing.
412
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,123
(beep)
413
00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:55,729
- Miles, it's Sam, your fiance,
414
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:59,408
um, look I really fucked up,
415
00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,158
please call me, I don't know why you're
416
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,232
not answering my phone calls,
417
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:08,506
but it's really important that we talk.
418
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:27,564
- Yo.
419
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:28,398
- Hey.
420
00:18:28,422 --> 00:18:30,214
- Good call on the happy
sad music, it works.
421
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:31,048
- What are you listening to?
422
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:33,652
- NWA, "I Ain't the One".
423
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:34,910
Did you do what you had to do?
424
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:36,615
- Yeah, my boss is such a bitch.
425
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:37,957
- Why?
426
00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:40,447
- She's cutting like, half my shifts.
427
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:42,184
- New York's looking good about now.
428
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,041
- Better every second.
429
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:47,706
What do you think it's called?
430
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,000
- Fuck You, Bitch.
431
00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:50,834
- Emphasis on the you.
432
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:54,021
- Definitely, definitely, I mean it's
433
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,418
obvious the artist came
home from a vacation
434
00:18:57,442 --> 00:18:59,732
in a fancy European castle
he took his girl to,
435
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:01,731
she was like a bitch the entire time,
436
00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:04,497
they ended up breaking up and
then he came home to America.
437
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:06,354
He painted the castle.
438
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:13,189
- It's called "So This Is Love" and it is
439
00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:15,996
Sleeping Beauty's castle at Disneyland,
440
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:19,474
which is literally the
happiest place on Earth.
441
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:22,310
- Hmm, so you're looking at the painting.
442
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:25,696
See, I'm kind of looking
beyond the painting,
443
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,889
at the subtext.
444
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:28,762
- Subtext, right, yeah.
445
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:31,061
What about this one?
446
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,668
- Hmm, it's vagina.
447
00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:36,201
It's a closed vagina.
448
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:37,373
It's a vagina he's never gonna have again
449
00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:39,892
and this girl cheated on him,
450
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:42,303
he's left, he's over it
451
00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:46,494
and now it's just a dusty,
locked away closed vag.
452
00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,242
- Uh, this one is called "Donazione"
453
00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:54,795
and it is Michelangelo the day before
454
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,500
he starts painting the Sistine Chapel.
455
00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:59,087
It represents, you know,
possibilities are endless,
456
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:01,315
with a open heart, the masterpiece that
457
00:20:01,339 --> 00:20:03,518
you can create with love.
458
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,623
- I don't see Michelangelo.
459
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:09,350
- He's right there in the
middle, holding a paint can.
460
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,877
- Eh, once again, the subtext.
461
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:12,710
Oh, what about this one?
462
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:13,543
- We should go.
463
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,376
- He's being sarcastic.
464
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,210
- Yeah.
465
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:16,500
- No, there should be
like a exclamation point
466
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:20,830
or like a happy face
or something, you know?
467
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,937
(relaxed drum music)
468
00:20:30,615 --> 00:20:33,003
- [Becca] This is where
I hide on my lunch break.
469
00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:34,645
- [Miles] It's all so subjective,
470
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:35,908
like who decides what's good art
471
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:37,896
and what's bad art?
472
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,498
- We do.
473
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:40,990
- Maybe you do, working in that
474
00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:42,939
fancy schmancy gallery, not me.
475
00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:47,500
- No, I mean, you decide
whether you like it or not.
476
00:20:47,524 --> 00:20:49,262
Just because it's in
a museum or a gallery,
477
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:52,212
it doesn't mean that it's good or bad.
478
00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:54,897
You have to decide if
you like it for yourself.
479
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,749
- Yeah, but it's not about talent.
480
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,030
It's like more important to be
481
00:20:58,054 --> 00:21:00,029
a good salesman than a good artist.
482
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:03,116
- [Becca] Isn't that true
about everything in life?
483
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:07,057
- [Miles] I hope not, I
suck at selling myself.
484
00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:11,462
- [Angry Man In BMW] No, I
don't care, I don't care.
485
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,869
Tell that bitch mother of yours
486
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:16,319
to get here, I don't care, traffic,
487
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,657
we know there's traffic
in Los Angeles, sweetie.
488
00:21:18,681 --> 00:21:21,271
We know that, but I need you here now.
489
00:21:21,295 --> 00:21:24,293
Now, I've got a meeting with
Zack Efron in 10 minutes, baby.
490
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,484
No, no you can't meet him!
491
00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:28,389
- That's the exactly the reason I never
492
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,189
want to be good at selling myself.
493
00:21:30,213 --> 00:21:31,814
Guy's a complete douche.
494
00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:32,885
- Yeah, I know, that's why I don't wanna
495
00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:33,719
live in LA anymore.
496
00:21:33,743 --> 00:21:34,894
- Yeah, but that guy's not from LA.
497
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,708
He's a transplant.
498
00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:39,294
People from LA are actually cool.
499
00:21:39,318 --> 00:21:40,510
It's all these douches that move out here
500
00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:43,152
after watching too much
Swimming With Sharks
501
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,947
and Entourage, they think
you have to be a complete
502
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,645
asshole to make it in
LA, but really they're
503
00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:48,092
just ruining it for
the people who actually
504
00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:52,033
have like a, vision and
a decent moral compass.
505
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:54,146
- Isn't Sam from LA?
506
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:55,170
- So?
507
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,236
- She's really cool,
Miles, have you thought
508
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:02,093
about maybe trying to work it out?
509
00:22:04,162 --> 00:22:04,972
It's just a thought.
510
00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:06,802
- Yeah, of course I've thought about it.
511
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,306
I've thought about everything,
I can't stop thinking,
512
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,338
the problem is, I don't know what I want
513
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,634
and I haven't spoken to her,
514
00:22:11,658 --> 00:22:12,727
so I don't know what she wants
515
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:15,927
and honesty, I don't even
know if I care what she wants.
516
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,153
I kinda wanna know what I want
517
00:22:17,177 --> 00:22:19,477
before I talk to her.
518
00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:20,918
- It makes sense.
519
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,600
(phone vibrates)
520
00:22:25,624 --> 00:22:26,434
- You can't answer it.
521
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,790
- Don't want to.
522
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:32,196
- (Beep) Hello, hey, there you are,
523
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:36,146
this is Dad, uh, boy am I sorry that I
524
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:39,286
screamed at you so much
on the phone earlier.
525
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,016
I didn't mean to be that loud,
526
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,443
I just was a little
bit more than surprised
527
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:44,138
that you were suddenly
gonna move to New York
528
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,325
and leave your job here,
529
00:22:46,349 --> 00:22:47,971
so anyway, just give me a call back
530
00:22:47,995 --> 00:22:49,414
and we can discuss, sorry,
531
00:22:49,438 --> 00:22:52,664
it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
532
00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:53,688
So, bye.
533
00:22:58,564 --> 00:23:00,118
(lighter flicks)
534
00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:03,325
- [Becca] Shouldn't we be
a little more low profile?
535
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,139
- [Miles] Always a
sketcher in every group.
536
00:23:05,163 --> 00:23:06,150
- [Becca] What?
537
00:23:06,174 --> 00:23:08,683
- You know, it's like the
first rule of smoking weed
538
00:23:08,707 --> 00:23:10,457
is every group has somebody who completely
539
00:23:10,481 --> 00:23:13,068
bugs out, I knew it wasn't gonna be me.
540
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,076
- I'm just saying, we're not
even pretending to hide it.
541
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,140
- But that's what they expect you to do.
542
00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:20,172
You know, if you're just like,
walking around in public,
543
00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:21,938
in the middle of the day smoking weed,
544
00:23:21,962 --> 00:23:23,550
no one's gonna see it, because
they're not expecting it,
545
00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:25,369
but if you're like, you know,
hiding behind a dumpster,
546
00:23:25,393 --> 00:23:29,176
like tucked down in some
shrub, it looks shady,
547
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,791
plus it's practically legal.
548
00:23:30,815 --> 00:23:33,072
- I can't believe you're a teacher.
549
00:23:33,096 --> 00:23:34,179
- Believe it.
550
00:23:37,465 --> 00:23:39,465
- We need a new mission.
551
00:23:42,568 --> 00:23:45,050
- How about we go around Los Angeles
552
00:23:45,074 --> 00:23:46,625
and we try and find the
most beautiful thing
553
00:23:46,649 --> 00:23:48,383
we've never seen.
554
00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,172
- Way too upbeat for me right now.
555
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,219
- (Laughs) Okay, I'll look
for the most beautiful
556
00:23:52,243 --> 00:23:55,878
thing and you look for the ugliest.
557
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,235
- Now we're cookin' with gas
558
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,693
This is for both of us, thanks.
559
00:24:13,504 --> 00:24:14,313
(man with headphones farts)
560
00:24:14,337 --> 00:24:15,337
- Oh, man.
561
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,696
- Just 'cause he can't hear us
562
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,546
doesn't mean we can't smell your fart.
563
00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:23,707
I actually can't smell it anymore.
564
00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:25,275
(laughter)
565
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,382
Just kidding.
566
00:24:27,312 --> 00:24:28,645
What's his name?
567
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:32,004
- Uh, his name is Eric
Abrams, but his friends
568
00:24:32,028 --> 00:24:33,445
call him Gabrams.
569
00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:35,814
- Occupation?
570
00:24:35,838 --> 00:24:39,111
- Oh, he does valet down at the Biltmore,
571
00:24:39,135 --> 00:24:41,713
but he's an aspiring barista.
572
00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:43,237
- Place of origin?
573
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:46,047
- Duh, Florida.
574
00:24:46,071 --> 00:24:47,668
- Let's check it out.
575
00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:48,775
- [Becca] No!
576
00:24:50,377 --> 00:24:52,528
- Where you from?
577
00:24:52,552 --> 00:24:53,502
- Huh?
578
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,335
- Where you from?
579
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,169
- Houston.
580
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,732
- Oh, that's cool.
581
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:57,756
- Is it?
582
00:24:58,425 --> 00:24:59,925
- Uh, I guess not.
583
00:25:02,227 --> 00:25:04,343
- Do we have any other questions?
584
00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,788
- What are you listening to?
585
00:25:06,812 --> 00:25:08,980
- Dude, you really care?
586
00:25:09,004 --> 00:25:10,337
- Are they good?
587
00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:12,733
- Yeah.
588
00:25:15,131 --> 00:25:16,361
- Nice fart by the way.
589
00:25:16,385 --> 00:25:17,910
- Thank you.
590
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,731
(Becca laughs)
591
00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:24,086
- Oh god, it's so gorgeous out today.
592
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,493
- Are you really ready to move?
593
00:25:26,517 --> 00:25:28,263
New York's freezing.
594
00:25:28,287 --> 00:25:29,860
Everybody just complains
about the weather there,
595
00:25:29,884 --> 00:25:31,350
it's like how we complain about traffic.
596
00:25:31,374 --> 00:25:33,820
- I know, I know, but
I've been talking about it
597
00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:36,595
forever and I feel like
if I don't actually do it
598
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,455
I'm just gonna always be a talker.
599
00:25:38,479 --> 00:25:39,828
- You gotta be smart about it,
600
00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:41,307
you can't be like, I have to decide
601
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,141
in one day kind of decision.
602
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,695
- I am Miles, I've been
talking about it forever.
603
00:25:44,719 --> 00:25:47,898
- So then what's the debate about?
604
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:52,089
- Honestly, my dad and you
guys, you know, my friends.
605
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:55,528
- What'd your dad say?
606
00:25:55,552 --> 00:25:56,785
- Ah, same shit you did,
607
00:25:56,809 --> 00:25:59,034
what about your savings,
where are you gonna live,
608
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:03,176
blah blah blah, it's just (sighs),
609
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,997
you know, he's never say it
but he'd be lonely without me,
610
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,682
you know, I take care of him.
611
00:26:07,706 --> 00:26:09,213
- Does he ever get out?
612
00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:11,323
- Yeah, he's gone on a few dates,
613
00:26:11,347 --> 00:26:14,586
I don't know, I think it's
hard for him, you know
614
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:19,073
because it feels like
he's cheating on my mom.
615
00:26:19,097 --> 00:26:20,180
- That sucks.
616
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,206
- Yeah, it's hard.
617
00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:30,486
Sometimes he calls me
by her name by accident.
618
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,593
- How are you holding up?
619
00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:37,660
- Depends, sometimes
I wake up and I forget
620
00:26:37,684 --> 00:26:39,582
that she's gone.
621
00:26:39,606 --> 00:26:42,439
(sad piano music)
622
00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:45,768
Can we talk about something else?
623
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,292
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
624
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,824
It's still really not proper stoner talk.
625
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:56,273
Ugliest thing in LA, let's go, found it.
626
00:26:58,363 --> 00:27:00,494
Ugliest thing I've never seen in LA,
627
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:01,693
Nickelback at the Wiltern.
628
00:27:01,717 --> 00:27:03,253
(Becca laughs)
629
00:27:03,277 --> 00:27:04,508
- [Becca] I wonder how
Beck feels about that,
630
00:27:04,532 --> 00:27:06,303
he's playing on Friday.
631
00:27:06,327 --> 00:27:08,246
- Probably the same way
Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra,
632
00:27:08,270 --> 00:27:10,279
Judy Garland feel,
they're all rolling over
633
00:27:10,303 --> 00:27:12,053
in their graves.
634
00:27:12,077 --> 00:27:14,221
They used to run this
street back in the day.
635
00:27:14,245 --> 00:27:15,924
All the Hollywood big wigs,
they lived around here.
636
00:27:15,948 --> 00:27:18,198
My dad grew up around here.
637
00:27:19,061 --> 00:27:20,895
Quality time with my dad would be him
638
00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:22,661
taking me around all the neighborhoods,
639
00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:25,199
explaining the history, the architecture.
640
00:27:25,223 --> 00:27:28,868
That and watching Rogers
and Hammerstein musicals.
641
00:27:28,892 --> 00:27:30,131
- [Becca] You must have
tried with all your might
642
00:27:30,155 --> 00:27:31,253
not to go gay.
643
00:27:31,277 --> 00:27:34,321
- [Miles] Wasn't easy,
still doubt it sometimes.
644
00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:35,434
You know, when I'm in the car,
645
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,105
singing alone to Whitney Houston.
646
00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:38,650
- Early Whitney?
647
00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:40,917
- "How Will I Know", "I
Wanna Dance With Somebody".
648
00:27:40,941 --> 00:27:41,980
- Oh yeah, you can't not sing along to
649
00:27:42,004 --> 00:27:45,087
the late, great Whitney Houston, RIP.
650
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:50,456
What was down here,
wasn't it The Ams-thing.
651
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,380
- Ambassador.
652
00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,847
- And The Coconut Girl, right?
653
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:53,680
- Yeah.
654
00:27:53,704 --> 00:27:54,536
- They tore those down?
655
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,716
- Yeah, they built a 600
million dollar high school.
656
00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,027
- 600 million?
657
00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:00,689
- Yeah, yeah, let's
just tear down a really
658
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:02,841
important piece of LA history,
659
00:28:02,865 --> 00:28:05,068
lay off thousands of
teachers during a depression
660
00:28:05,092 --> 00:28:08,872
and built a 600 million
dollar high school.
661
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:09,896
We love it!
662
00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,162
Where Bing Crosby first sang,
663
00:28:16,186 --> 00:28:17,938
where Marilyn Monroe
first signed a contract
664
00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:21,665
to become a model, where Robert
Kennedy was assassinated.
665
00:28:21,689 --> 00:28:24,776
Now the most expensive school
in the history of America.
666
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,687
- [Becca] That building
better be able to fly.
667
00:28:26,711 --> 00:28:27,753
- It's like, how many
teachers could you pay
668
00:28:27,777 --> 00:28:31,117
for 600 million dollars,
our system is so fucked.
669
00:28:31,141 --> 00:28:34,558
- Bet the sloppy joe's are off the chain.
670
00:28:38,924 --> 00:28:42,388
- (Sighs) Whatever, I'm
just a cog in the wheel.
671
00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:44,186
I stopped practicing
law because I actually
672
00:28:44,210 --> 00:28:46,900
wanted to try and help people but,
673
00:28:46,924 --> 00:28:49,142
sometimes I feel like
teaching's no better.
674
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,932
- What, your kids love you, Miles.
675
00:28:50,956 --> 00:28:52,947
- Yeah, but they can't fire
the old shitty teachers,
676
00:28:52,971 --> 00:28:55,008
which is why I might not
have a job next year.
677
00:28:55,032 --> 00:28:56,318
These are the same teachers that like,
678
00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:59,566
ream out a kid if they're
two seconds late for class,
679
00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:01,061
but they won't just pull him aside,
680
00:29:01,085 --> 00:29:03,593
have a conversation if he's flunking.
681
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,192
- You might get laid off?
682
00:29:05,216 --> 00:29:07,714
- They fired everyone under
me, so I would be next.
683
00:29:07,738 --> 00:29:10,071
- Oh, god, I know it's hard.
684
00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:12,499
You gotta stick with it, you know?
685
00:29:12,523 --> 00:29:13,948
It's really important
that there's teachers
686
00:29:13,972 --> 00:29:15,472
who actually care.
687
00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:17,620
- Yeah, but I don't
understand why you would ever
688
00:29:17,644 --> 00:29:19,909
get into teaching if you
don't like kids, you know?
689
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,090
I mean, I feel like sometimes,
690
00:29:22,114 --> 00:29:25,175
my kids are the only people I believe in.
691
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:26,386
- What's up, fag?
692
00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:27,819
- Fuck you, you little shit.
693
00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:29,209
- Too bad your girlfriend doesn't know
694
00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:30,301
that you're a fag.
695
00:29:30,325 --> 00:29:32,588
- Too bad I'm not his girlfriend.
696
00:29:32,612 --> 00:29:34,862
- She does know he's a fag.
697
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:37,779
- Couldn't you have been my girlfriend
698
00:29:37,803 --> 00:29:39,129
for like two seconds?
699
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:43,320
- Oh, sorry, I can be your
girlfriend for two seconds.
700
00:29:44,322 --> 00:29:46,529
- Whatever, I take it back, fuck kids too.
701
00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:48,640
- Yeah, fuck kids.
702
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,630
Man, you held your own though.
703
00:29:50,654 --> 00:29:52,739
(laughter)
704
00:29:52,763 --> 00:29:53,684
I have bad news.
705
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,812
Even though Nickelback at
the Wiltern is hideous,
706
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,640
it can't be used for the
ugliest thing in Los Angeles.
707
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,474
- Why not?
708
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:01,894
- Because you've seen
a hundred shitty bands
709
00:30:01,918 --> 00:30:03,689
at the Witern, it has
to be something you've
710
00:30:03,713 --> 00:30:05,378
never seen before.
711
00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:06,556
- That sucks.
712
00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:08,316
- Game's still on.
713
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:11,590
(relaxing piano music)
714
00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:14,901
- It's weird, how many people do you think
715
00:30:14,925 --> 00:30:16,096
live on this street have any idea
716
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,181
what kind of crazy shit
used to go down here?
717
00:30:18,205 --> 00:30:19,538
- Um, not a lot.
718
00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:22,391
- It's like this entire
area has had it's history
719
00:30:22,415 --> 00:30:25,052
completely erased, does anybody care?
720
00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:27,826
- Jesus, Miles, yes, people care.
721
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,441
Do the people of Koreatown
care, no, probably not.
722
00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:32,515
The people in Koreatown are worried about
723
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,825
putting food on the table and cheap rent.
724
00:30:35,849 --> 00:30:37,338
- Koreans and Mexicans don't care
725
00:30:37,362 --> 00:30:39,417
about history and culture, wow,
726
00:30:39,441 --> 00:30:43,358
there's nothing worse than a
well intentioned white person.
727
00:30:43,382 --> 00:30:45,888
- I'm just saying, not everyone in LA
728
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,362
grew up with a dad who was
trying to turn them gay.
729
00:30:48,386 --> 00:30:49,702
- You know, I'm just
saying, why make history
730
00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:52,370
if no one's gonna remember it?
731
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:53,786
- Do you need a hug?
732
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,644
I feel like you need a hug.
733
00:30:54,668 --> 00:30:57,667
- [Miles] I do, a hug would be nice.
734
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:02,933
- Miles, it's not up to you
or I to save history today.
735
00:31:02,957 --> 00:31:05,539
Let's leave that up to the LA Conservancy,
736
00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,651
they can be pissed about it.
737
00:31:07,675 --> 00:31:10,425
We've got too much on our plates.
738
00:31:11,982 --> 00:31:13,892
- I'm a member of the LA Conservancy.
739
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:17,451
- Oh, of course you are (laughs).
740
00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:20,058
(upbeat music)
741
00:31:39,323 --> 00:31:41,477
(phone vibrates)
742
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:42,978
- Eric is calling?
743
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,760
- Interesting.
744
00:31:44,784 --> 00:31:45,960
- I'll let you answer it if you let me
745
00:31:45,984 --> 00:31:47,013
check my messages.
746
00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,498
- No phones today.
747
00:31:48,522 --> 00:31:49,522
- Who is he?
748
00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:52,090
- Just a guy that I was seeing.
749
00:31:52,114 --> 00:31:53,447
- What happened?
750
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:55,521
- Nothing,
751
00:31:56,272 --> 00:31:59,185
uh, I don't know, I kind of
flaked on him a few times
752
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,747
and he was really nice about it
753
00:32:01,771 --> 00:32:03,328
and said that I didn't seem that into it
754
00:32:03,352 --> 00:32:06,099
and I should give him a
call when I wanted to rock.
755
00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:07,485
- He actually told you to call him
756
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,787
when you wanted to rock?
757
00:32:08,811 --> 00:32:10,699
That's awesome.
758
00:32:10,723 --> 00:32:11,939
Did you call him?
759
00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,597
- No, I respect the move though.
760
00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:14,938
- I respect the move, I wanna call him
761
00:32:14,962 --> 00:32:16,163
and tell him I wanna rock.
762
00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:18,528
- It's all about the timing, you know?
763
00:32:18,552 --> 00:32:20,772
Sometimes if things are
a few months earlier
764
00:32:20,796 --> 00:32:22,275
or a few months later,
765
00:32:22,299 --> 00:32:24,235
everything would turn out differently,
766
00:32:24,259 --> 00:32:27,099
but, if the timing's off,
then the timing's off.
767
00:32:27,123 --> 00:32:28,630
- Did you see Jeremy this morning?
768
00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:30,800
- Yeah, I saw him for a minute.
769
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:31,634
- How'd that go?
770
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:35,240
- Oh, god, we're fine,
whatever, it's cool.
771
00:32:38,296 --> 00:32:40,407
- He still talks about you a lot.
772
00:32:40,431 --> 00:32:42,875
- Well, good for him.
773
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:45,971
This morning he said, "We
should hang out like old times."
774
00:32:45,995 --> 00:32:47,281
- Wow.
775
00:32:47,305 --> 00:32:48,282
- Yeah.
776
00:32:48,306 --> 00:32:50,504
- You're not still interested are you?
777
00:32:50,528 --> 00:32:51,561
- The guy who cheated on me?
778
00:32:51,585 --> 00:32:53,509
Yeah, I can't wait to have his babies.
779
00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:55,748
- How'd you forgive him?
780
00:32:55,772 --> 00:32:57,067
- The first time?
781
00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:58,553
- Yeah.
782
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,778
- The first time I pretended
like it never happened.
783
00:33:01,802 --> 00:33:04,123
- Yikes, that's hard.
784
00:33:04,147 --> 00:33:06,260
- The second time, I dumped his ass
785
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:09,587
and had sex with someone
with a much bigger dick.
786
00:33:09,611 --> 00:33:11,313
- So, I have to find a
woman with like a much
787
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,373
bigger vagina?
788
00:33:12,397 --> 00:33:13,647
- No, opposite.
789
00:33:14,503 --> 00:33:15,421
- It doesn't work.
790
00:33:15,445 --> 00:33:16,254
- Tighter.
791
00:33:16,278 --> 00:33:17,211
- That's what I was going to say.
792
00:33:17,235 --> 00:33:20,117
- Tighter is more revenge.
793
00:33:20,141 --> 00:33:22,224
- The tighter the better.
794
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:27,777
- [Becca] Hey, he doesn't
know that you're the one
795
00:33:27,801 --> 00:33:30,531
who told me that he was
cheating on me, right?
796
00:33:30,555 --> 00:33:33,978
- [Miles] God, no, I hope
not, I mean, I never told him.
797
00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:35,207
- I don't remember what I said,
798
00:33:35,231 --> 00:33:38,094
oh, I said I could see it in your eyes.
799
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:39,531
I just stared at them and
said it like four times
800
00:33:39,555 --> 00:33:41,982
until he started to cry.
801
00:33:42,006 --> 00:33:43,569
He thinks I have ESP.
802
00:33:43,593 --> 00:33:45,528
- He totally does, that's it.
803
00:33:45,552 --> 00:33:47,387
He keeps telling me that he knows
804
00:33:47,411 --> 00:33:49,164
that you know that he's thinking about you
805
00:33:49,188 --> 00:33:50,072
and then when you're ready,
806
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,437
you're gonna come back.
807
00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:55,883
- [Becca] (Laughs) Stop it (laughs).
808
00:33:55,907 --> 00:33:58,490
Tool (laughs).
809
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:03,498
(mellow music)
810
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,137
- Have any other guys in your life
811
00:34:26,161 --> 00:34:28,161
other than rockin' Eric?
812
00:34:29,413 --> 00:34:31,281
- No, not really.
813
00:34:31,305 --> 00:34:34,124
You know, relationship's are hard.
814
00:34:34,148 --> 00:34:36,603
- Tell me about it, women are crazy.
815
00:34:36,627 --> 00:34:37,892
- Not what I meant.
816
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,780
- Oh, well, it's true.
817
00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:44,104
- Nice, what did you mean
Becca, oh, thank you Miles.
818
00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:47,787
What I meant was I'm
super picky, you know,
819
00:34:47,811 --> 00:34:49,383
and I know pretty quickly if I'm
820
00:34:49,407 --> 00:34:50,929
interested in someone or not
821
00:34:50,953 --> 00:34:54,450
and if I'm not, I don't wanna
waste their time or mine.
822
00:34:54,474 --> 00:34:55,830
Too many people get into a relationship
823
00:34:55,854 --> 00:34:58,710
because it's convenient or they're lonely.
824
00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,982
I don't want that to be me.
825
00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:03,866
- So you knew that you weren't into Eric?
826
00:35:03,890 --> 00:35:05,784
- No, no, not necessarily.
827
00:35:05,808 --> 00:35:07,012
- So, you're not really
giving yourself a chance.
828
00:35:07,036 --> 00:35:08,971
- Yes, Miles I'm giving myself the chance.
829
00:35:08,995 --> 00:35:11,082
- Here you have a guy
who says the most awesome
830
00:35:11,106 --> 00:35:13,929
thing ever, call me when you wanna rock,
831
00:35:13,953 --> 00:35:15,623
and you don't call him,
he obviously like you
832
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:18,613
and this is the same guy you
just said two seconds ago
833
00:35:18,637 --> 00:35:20,435
you didn't know if you liked him or not,
834
00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:22,523
so how's that giving yourself a chance?
835
00:35:22,547 --> 00:35:24,077
- I don't know Miles, you know,
836
00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:25,804
I've got a lot on my plate right now.
837
00:35:25,828 --> 00:35:27,884
I'm moving to New York
maybe and I'm dealing
838
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,346
with my dad, I just feel like it went from
839
00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:31,987
taking care of my mom
to taking care of my dad
840
00:35:32,011 --> 00:35:33,559
and I don't have the time or energy to
841
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:35,985
take care of somebody else right now.
842
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:36,961
- A relationship shouldn't be about
843
00:35:36,985 --> 00:35:37,966
taking care of somebody else,
844
00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:38,999
it should be about the two of you
845
00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:41,193
taking care of each other.
846
00:35:41,217 --> 00:35:43,760
- Really, relationship advice?
847
00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:47,353
- (Laughs) Yeah, I guess I should talk.
848
00:35:47,377 --> 00:35:49,241
- I hear what you're saying, I get it,
849
00:35:49,265 --> 00:35:51,321
it's just, I don't know,
850
00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:54,419
a relationship seems daunting.
851
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:57,368
- I haven't been single
long, that seems daunting.
852
00:35:57,392 --> 00:36:00,975
- Do me a favor, if you
get back together with Sam,
853
00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:04,704
just don't do it because
you're afraid of being alone.
854
00:36:04,728 --> 00:36:06,848
I mean, you just turned 30,
your values going way up,
855
00:36:06,872 --> 00:36:10,122
mine's going in the opposite direction.
856
00:36:15,261 --> 00:36:16,761
- Your aura's off.
857
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,731
- Yeah, I've had kind of
like a rough week, so.
858
00:36:19,755 --> 00:36:21,005
- Not you, her.
859
00:36:22,334 --> 00:36:23,509
- Oh, you're talking about her?
860
00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:25,160
I agree.
861
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,689
- What's wrong with my aura?
862
00:36:26,713 --> 00:36:27,676
- Beets.
863
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,744
- What?
864
00:36:28,768 --> 00:36:31,601
- Beets, you need to eat more beets.
865
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,066
They're magical.
866
00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:34,090
- Beets.
867
00:36:35,095 --> 00:36:35,905
- Beets.
868
00:36:35,929 --> 00:36:36,969
- Thank you.
869
00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:38,493
- What about mine?
870
00:36:39,845 --> 00:36:42,089
- You're cool, man, good vibes.
871
00:36:42,113 --> 00:36:43,708
- Thanks, man.
872
00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:44,906
- Ugh.
873
00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:46,095
- He's the expert.
874
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,591
- Yeah, I don't know
about that, thank you.
875
00:36:48,615 --> 00:36:49,424
- Beets.
876
00:36:49,448 --> 00:36:50,448
- Beets.
877
00:36:57,395 --> 00:36:59,133
Where are we headed?
878
00:36:59,157 --> 00:37:00,960
- [Miles] The beet store, obviously.
879
00:37:00,984 --> 00:37:01,984
- Blow me.
880
00:37:06,862 --> 00:37:08,112
Where'd you go?
881
00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:12,923
- It's weird, it's like, she was the one,
882
00:37:12,947 --> 00:37:14,791
she was the one I was going to spend the
883
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,898
rest of my life with, you know?
884
00:37:16,922 --> 00:37:18,477
A couple weeks ago, everything was fine,
885
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:22,251
now, it's not like I
think there's one person
886
00:37:24,146 --> 00:37:26,228
out of six billion that
I could be happy with,
887
00:37:26,252 --> 00:37:27,535
there's not a lot of girls out there
888
00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:29,059
that aren't crazy.
889
00:37:30,437 --> 00:37:33,168
- Everybody's crazy, Miles.
890
00:37:33,192 --> 00:37:36,469
People who aren't a little
bit crazy are boring.
891
00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:38,777
You just have to find someone
who's your type of crazy.
892
00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:40,955
- Sam was my kind of crazy.
893
00:37:40,979 --> 00:37:41,979
- How so?
894
00:37:43,648 --> 00:37:45,375
- She can like, shotgun
a beer faster than I can,
895
00:37:45,399 --> 00:37:48,291
she could speak intelligently about every
896
00:37:48,315 --> 00:37:51,214
proposition in the upcoming election.
897
00:37:51,238 --> 00:37:53,586
She knew every word to "Regulators".
898
00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,193
She makes me laugh.
899
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,830
- So, the question is then,
900
00:37:58,854 --> 00:38:00,854
can you still trust her?
901
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,197
- I don't know.
902
00:38:04,206 --> 00:38:07,123
- That's what you gotta figure out.
903
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,353
- I'm pathetic.
904
00:38:18,377 --> 00:38:19,746
- Why?
905
00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:22,899
- I read her fucking diary,
like, how sad is that?
906
00:38:22,923 --> 00:38:24,291
If I just didn't do that,
907
00:38:24,315 --> 00:38:27,269
everything would be fine right now.
908
00:38:27,293 --> 00:38:28,678
- It's not your finest moment, Miles,
909
00:38:28,702 --> 00:38:30,425
but, we've all done stupid things.
910
00:38:30,449 --> 00:38:31,702
I mean, you had a feeling
that something was wrong
911
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,309
and you were right.
912
00:38:34,755 --> 00:38:35,565
- I gotta give her credit,
913
00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:36,778
she puts up with a lot of my shit,
914
00:38:36,802 --> 00:38:37,612
I'm not clean.
915
00:38:37,636 --> 00:38:39,082
I get wasted with the boys,
916
00:38:39,106 --> 00:38:41,199
I come home and I wake her up for sex,
917
00:38:41,223 --> 00:38:43,466
sweat profusely, I've got hair.
918
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,103
- Okay, okay, okay, you're
literally describing
919
00:38:45,127 --> 00:38:46,897
every non-homosexual man there is,
920
00:38:46,921 --> 00:38:49,651
so, let's not give her
props for liking men, okay?
921
00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:50,485
- Yeah, but she's like...
922
00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:51,640
- Miles!
923
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:53,929
You're amazing, whoever you choose
924
00:38:53,953 --> 00:38:55,582
is gonna be incredibly lucky,
925
00:38:55,606 --> 00:38:56,839
whether it's Sam or not.
926
00:38:56,863 --> 00:38:59,003
You're smart, you're confident,
927
00:38:59,027 --> 00:39:02,111
you're really good with kids and animals.
928
00:39:02,135 --> 00:39:03,928
You're an incessantly positive person,
929
00:39:03,952 --> 00:39:06,327
you have an amazing outlook on life,
930
00:39:06,351 --> 00:39:08,301
although maybe not the last three days.
931
00:39:08,325 --> 00:39:10,675
You're, what else, you're hilarious
932
00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:14,385
and you're sweet and you're so talented.
933
00:39:14,409 --> 00:39:16,723
- Keep going, this is
great, I'm enjoying this.
934
00:39:16,747 --> 00:39:19,409
- I don't know, I'm just saying.
935
00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:21,683
Stop being such a bitch.
936
00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:24,874
(relaxed piano music)
937
00:39:39,428 --> 00:39:43,095
- I'm actually surprised
we never hooked up.
938
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,279
- [Becca] Really?
939
00:39:45,303 --> 00:39:47,465
- I don't know, I don't
wanna make it awkward.
940
00:39:47,489 --> 00:39:48,865
- What did you mean to make it?
941
00:39:48,889 --> 00:39:51,222
- I just mean like, considering all the
942
00:39:51,246 --> 00:39:53,772
drunken nights we spent
together in the last 15 years,
943
00:39:53,796 --> 00:39:54,829
you'd think, yeah, maybe
something like that
944
00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:56,469
could've happened.
945
00:39:56,493 --> 00:39:59,202
- We proved "When Harry
Met Sally" wrong, go us.
946
00:39:59,226 --> 00:40:00,035
- [Miles] Fist bump.
947
00:40:00,059 --> 00:40:01,059
- Hey.
948
00:40:04,342 --> 00:40:06,861
We did kiss one time though.
949
00:40:06,885 --> 00:40:11,681
I mean, it wasn't a big
deal, you were blackout.
950
00:40:11,705 --> 00:40:13,679
It was the summer before senior year,
951
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:16,956
we went up to Santa Barbara
for the Flaming Lips, remember?
952
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,889
Jeremy and Nicole went
back into the bedroom
953
00:40:18,913 --> 00:40:22,353
to smoke pot and you
said, "If I spoke pot, I'm
954
00:40:22,377 --> 00:40:25,986
"gonna throw up all over the world," so.
955
00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:27,368
I stayed out on the balcony with you
956
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:30,553
and then, you looked at
me and you gave me that
957
00:40:30,577 --> 00:40:33,563
same shit-eating grin that
you're doing right now
958
00:40:33,587 --> 00:40:37,337
and you said, "If we
kiss, then neither of us
959
00:40:38,831 --> 00:40:42,400
"would ever throw up again
for our entire lives,"
960
00:40:42,424 --> 00:40:44,412
and then you kissed me.
961
00:40:44,436 --> 00:40:45,246
- I wished I had been right.
962
00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:48,804
- Oh, my god, me too,
you threw up everywhere,
963
00:40:48,828 --> 00:40:51,294
over the balcony onto that woman
who was a few stories down,
964
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,238
oh man, she was so pissed.
965
00:40:53,262 --> 00:40:54,913
- And I passed out and you
went back into the hotel
966
00:40:54,937 --> 00:40:58,392
into Jeremy's room and you
guys started dating after that.
967
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:00,083
- Yeah, crazy night.
968
00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:02,451
- Can I tell you something?
969
00:41:02,475 --> 00:41:03,475
- Always.
970
00:41:04,997 --> 00:41:06,914
- I wasn't blacked out.
971
00:41:08,477 --> 00:41:10,499
- Dude, you were fucking gone.
972
00:41:10,523 --> 00:41:13,341
- But I wasn't blacked out.
973
00:41:13,365 --> 00:41:14,738
- You shit.
974
00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:17,098
- I had a crush on you.
975
00:41:17,122 --> 00:41:18,122
- What?
976
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,101
You were dating Nicole.
977
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:24,215
- Yeah, but that train was
coming to it's last stop,
978
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,822
you know, we broke up
like four days later.
979
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:30,392
- Why didn't you ever say anything?
980
00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:31,809
- I was nervous.
981
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:34,054
- No, Miles, you were not a nervous guy.
982
00:41:34,078 --> 00:41:35,571
- It's weird to take
something from the friend zone
983
00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:37,702
into the romantic zone.
984
00:41:37,726 --> 00:41:39,821
- Alright, well, good to know that doesn't
985
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,428
bother you anymore.
986
00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:52,480
- I don't know, whatever, it
was like a bunch of years ago,
987
00:41:52,504 --> 00:41:55,555
you know, I'm over it, you know.
988
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:58,242
You remember that time,
it was like a few days
989
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,151
before that trip where
you came over to my house?
990
00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:01,175
- Yeah.
991
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,910
- Yeah, I made you that
bean dip and you said
992
00:42:03,934 --> 00:42:06,347
you had something important to tell me?
993
00:42:06,371 --> 00:42:08,739
- I told you that I had a crush on Jeremy.
994
00:42:08,763 --> 00:42:12,930
- Thought you were gonna tell
me you had a crush on me.
995
00:42:14,118 --> 00:42:16,820
- Oh, Miles, I'm sorry.
996
00:42:16,844 --> 00:42:18,834
- Oh, my god, it was 13
years ago, I'm over it.
997
00:42:18,858 --> 00:42:22,084
- You always treated me like
I was your little sister.
998
00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:23,784
You used to give me noogies.
999
00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:26,188
- Yeah, it was total friend
zone back then, you know,
1000
00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:27,795
but you grew on me.
1001
00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:32,836
- Well, when did you start liking me?
1002
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:35,021
- Middle of junior year,
I went to your house,
1003
00:42:35,045 --> 00:42:36,543
I knocked on the door,
no one came to the door,
1004
00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:38,463
so I just kind of walked around
1005
00:42:38,487 --> 00:42:39,887
and looked in your window
1006
00:42:39,911 --> 00:42:43,019
and I saw you just
painting, listening to music
1007
00:42:43,043 --> 00:42:46,960
and I just watched for
like an hour and a half.
1008
00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:52,404
- Creep, taxi!
1009
00:42:52,428 --> 00:42:53,428
- Hilarious.
1010
00:42:55,379 --> 00:42:56,379
- Wow.
1011
00:42:57,187 --> 00:42:58,187
- Crazy.
1012
00:42:59,215 --> 00:43:00,548
- That is crazy.
1013
00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:06,030
I had a crush on you since
like the day I met you
1014
00:43:06,054 --> 00:43:08,051
until I started dating Jeremy.
1015
00:43:08,075 --> 00:43:09,205
- No way.
1016
00:43:09,229 --> 00:43:11,382
- Way, of course I had a crush on you,
1017
00:43:11,406 --> 00:43:12,696
I've always had a crush on you.
1018
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,583
- No way.
1019
00:43:13,607 --> 00:43:16,601
- Miles, I was the new
girl and you were the dorky
1020
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,934
funny guy who made me feel
at home, like right away,
1021
00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,534
what wasn't there to like?
1022
00:43:21,558 --> 00:43:22,893
- I'm not disagreeing with you,
1023
00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:24,191
other than the dorky part.
1024
00:43:24,215 --> 00:43:25,747
(Becca laughs)
1025
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,784
You know, I never knew.
1026
00:43:27,808 --> 00:43:30,185
- I wasn't gonna tell you.
1027
00:43:30,209 --> 00:43:31,121
- Crazy.
1028
00:43:31,145 --> 00:43:32,922
- See, this is what I mean, if our timing
1029
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:36,397
was a little different, who knows?
1030
00:43:36,421 --> 00:43:37,686
- Yeah, you could have been the one
1031
00:43:37,710 --> 00:43:38,768
cheating on me, I could have been walking
1032
00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,747
around with Sam all day.
1033
00:43:40,771 --> 00:43:41,771
- Shut up.
1034
00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:48,855
- In the world of affairs,
we live in our own age
1035
00:43:48,879 --> 00:43:51,296
in books we live in all ages.
1036
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,320
LA Central Library, actually just named it
1037
00:43:56,344 --> 00:43:59,370
the Richard Riordan Library,
1038
00:43:59,394 --> 00:44:02,128
could have called it the Ray
Bradbury Central Library,
1039
00:44:02,152 --> 00:44:03,361
I mean, he spent his entire teenage years
1040
00:44:03,385 --> 00:44:06,218
teaching himself to write in here.
1041
00:44:07,063 --> 00:44:11,414
Fahrenheit 451 versus
an old balding ex-mayor.
1042
00:44:11,438 --> 00:44:12,688
Tough decision.
1043
00:44:14,006 --> 00:44:15,879
- I like the LA Central Library best.
1044
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,449
- So do I, Riordan's not even dead yet.
1045
00:44:18,473 --> 00:44:19,802
You shouldn't be able to have a building
1046
00:44:19,826 --> 00:44:21,567
named after you unless you're dead.
1047
00:44:21,591 --> 00:44:23,320
- What if you're super awesome?
1048
00:44:23,344 --> 00:44:24,560
- Well, then you would
know you're super awesome
1049
00:44:24,584 --> 00:44:27,241
and you wouldn't need a fucking
building to tell you that.
1050
00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:30,659
- I think I need a
building to tell me that.
1051
00:44:30,683 --> 00:44:34,100
- Oh, for you, I shall make an exception.
1052
00:44:52,164 --> 00:44:55,938
♫ We're not a quite a wild window
1053
00:44:55,962 --> 00:45:00,106
♫ Opened to the aching hot sun
1054
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:04,372
♫ Whether the heat warms our eyelids
1055
00:45:04,396 --> 00:45:08,896
♫ And our skins melt into one
1056
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,727
♫ We're not quite a raging winter
1057
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:16,885
♫ There's no snow where I come from
1058
00:45:16,909 --> 00:45:21,337
♫ The stars pan over our foreheads
1059
00:45:21,361 --> 00:45:25,396
♫ And our palms are wet and numb
1060
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:29,305
♫ No you have not ruined me (yet!)
1061
00:45:29,329 --> 00:45:33,641
♫ No you have not ruined me (yet!)
1062
00:45:33,665 --> 00:45:37,993
♫ Despite your best efforts (yet!)
1063
00:45:38,017 --> 00:45:42,184
♫ Despite your best efforts (yet!)
1064
00:45:50,496 --> 00:45:54,185
♫ No you have not ruined me (yet!)
1065
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:58,895
♫ No you have not ruined me (yet!)
1066
00:45:58,919 --> 00:46:03,056
♫ Despite your best efforts (yet!)
1067
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,596
♫ Despite all your best efforts (yet!)
1068
00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:09,116
- I love all the light posts in LA.
1069
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,164
- Yeah, they're pretty sweet.
1070
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:13,047
- They're so charming, you know?
1071
00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:14,498
Each one's so different and cool.
1072
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:16,067
- I've never really noticed.
1073
00:46:16,091 --> 00:46:17,556
- You should start noticing them.
1074
00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:18,924
- Yeah, okay, I think I will.
1075
00:46:18,948 --> 00:46:21,307
Can't use it as your most
beautiful thing though, right,
1076
00:46:21,331 --> 00:46:22,141
you've already seen it.
1077
00:46:22,165 --> 00:46:23,551
- I didn't say it was
my most beautiful thing.
1078
00:46:23,575 --> 00:46:25,023
- Alright, just saying.
1079
00:46:25,047 --> 00:46:26,861
- I'm just saying, well, you should take
1080
00:46:26,885 --> 00:46:29,006
care of yourself and
find your ugliest thing.
1081
00:46:29,030 --> 00:46:30,893
- Okay, alright, I think I will.
1082
00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:31,936
You're pretty ugly.
1083
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,769
- Nice.
1084
00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:33,602
- Could be that.
1085
00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:34,435
- You're uglier.
1086
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,459
Oh, burn.
1087
00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,297
- [Homeless Man] Ladies and gentlemen,
1088
00:46:38,321 --> 00:46:42,009
it's a beautiful day for a beautiful day.
1089
00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:44,351
How you doin', sir?
- Wanna watch?
1090
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,950
Sit over here in the mezzanine, c'mon.
1091
00:46:46,974 --> 00:46:48,254
- [Homeless Man] Who wants to dance?
1092
00:46:48,278 --> 00:46:49,926
Who wants to dance?
1093
00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,135
You wanna dance, sir?
1094
00:46:51,159 --> 00:46:55,076
Come on, come on, bring
it back, bring it back.
1095
00:46:56,532 --> 00:46:58,165
- Great seats.
1096
00:46:58,189 --> 00:47:01,528
- There we go, there we go, ho!
1097
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:02,717
Improvised dance party.
1098
00:47:02,741 --> 00:47:03,551
- [Becca] He's pretty good actually.
1099
00:47:03,575 --> 00:47:05,157
- He's really good.
1100
00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,002
- You like men, you
like women, I'm looking
1101
00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:10,979
for some ladies, but I
don't care, I don't care
1102
00:47:11,003 --> 00:47:13,276
who's going down on me anymore.
1103
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:14,994
I used to care, not anymore,
I use my imagination
1104
00:47:15,018 --> 00:47:18,273
and just imagine it's a 20 year old girl
1105
00:47:18,297 --> 00:47:21,964
that I met in Telemcula
and then it's, boom!
1106
00:47:22,899 --> 00:47:24,186
- She's on your cock.
1107
00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:25,019
- Boom.
1108
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:25,853
- In and out.
1109
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:27,930
- Even though it's a guy, it don't matter.
1110
00:47:27,954 --> 00:47:29,293
It don't matter.
1111
00:47:29,317 --> 00:47:30,126
- Is he coming?
1112
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:31,086
- [Miles] Is he coming over here?
1113
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:31,920
- [Becca] Is he coming?
1114
00:47:31,944 --> 00:47:33,236
Yeah.
1115
00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:34,583
- And he's here.
1116
00:47:34,607 --> 00:47:35,481
- Hold this please.
1117
00:47:35,505 --> 00:47:36,402
What time is it?
1118
00:47:36,426 --> 00:47:39,008
- Oh, I don't, maybe like 4:30?
1119
00:47:41,096 --> 00:47:42,096
- I'm late.
1120
00:47:49,862 --> 00:47:50,671
- Should we go?
1121
00:47:50,695 --> 00:47:51,505
- Should we follow him?
1122
00:47:51,529 --> 00:47:53,278
- Yeah, we should go.
1123
00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:07,006
- What do you think he's late for?
1124
00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:11,017
Good with families and children,
1125
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:13,041
bad with parking meters.
1126
00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:22,143
(sad piano music)
1127
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:39,030
That's the ugliest thing in LA.
1128
00:48:40,021 --> 00:48:41,771
- More sad than ugly.
1129
00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:54,147
Let's go.
1130
00:49:03,778 --> 00:49:04,797
It's sad though, you know, none of us are
1131
00:49:04,821 --> 00:49:06,759
really that far from
sleeping on the street.
1132
00:49:06,783 --> 00:49:08,097
- Speak for yourself, I'm not conversing
1133
00:49:08,121 --> 00:49:09,961
with a parking meter.
1134
00:49:09,985 --> 00:49:12,819
- You've never talk to
an inanimate object?
1135
00:49:12,843 --> 00:49:14,347
We all hear voices in our head, Miles.
1136
00:49:14,371 --> 00:49:16,514
Crazy people just say
what they hear out loud,
1137
00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,805
trying to keep them quiet.
1138
00:49:18,829 --> 00:49:21,523
- Wow, I was not expecting
you to say something
1139
00:49:21,547 --> 00:49:23,195
so profound, I actually
need a moment to like,
1140
00:49:23,219 --> 00:49:24,374
process that.
1141
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:25,346
- Take your time.
1142
00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:28,663
- Another difference is they smell.
1143
00:49:28,687 --> 00:49:31,228
- Did you not smell yourself this morning?
1144
00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:33,886
Have a little compassion.
1145
00:49:33,910 --> 00:49:35,410
Ugh, my feet hurt.
1146
00:49:37,158 --> 00:49:40,704
- Aw, poor baby, you want, want me to,
1147
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:44,151
come on, come on, oh my god, ah,
1148
00:49:44,175 --> 00:49:45,944
see how compassionate I'm being?
1149
00:49:45,968 --> 00:49:48,551
(Becca laughs)
1150
00:49:51,094 --> 00:49:53,927
- Where are we going, do you know?
1151
00:49:55,359 --> 00:49:58,916
- [Miles] No, I don't, I kinda like that.
1152
00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:00,945
- [Becca] Yeah, me too, I guess.
1153
00:50:00,969 --> 00:50:01,779
- [Miles] It's nice, being able
1154
00:50:01,803 --> 00:50:03,062
to just like, enjoy the journey
1155
00:50:03,086 --> 00:50:05,350
and not worry about the destination.
1156
00:50:05,374 --> 00:50:06,711
- [Becca] You should
put that on a t-shirt.
1157
00:50:06,735 --> 00:50:08,828
- [Miles] We should.
1158
00:50:08,852 --> 00:50:10,482
- [Becca] Easier said than done.
1159
00:50:10,506 --> 00:50:11,893
- No, I think we could if we wanted to.
1160
00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:12,727
- Yeah?
1161
00:50:12,751 --> 00:50:14,305
- Yeah, like in Italy,
when I was living there,
1162
00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:15,529
those people know how to live.
1163
00:50:15,553 --> 00:50:16,594
- Tell me.
1164
00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:17,984
- Priorities are completely different.
1165
00:50:18,008 --> 00:50:20,397
It starts out with family then health
1166
00:50:20,421 --> 00:50:23,516
then work, here it's complete opposite.
1167
00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:25,009
- Okay, so like, if we were living today
1168
00:50:25,033 --> 00:50:27,472
based solely on Italian principles,
1169
00:50:27,496 --> 00:50:28,306
what would today be like?
1170
00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:29,402
- [Miles] That's a good question.
1171
00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:30,946
We'd move back in with our parents.
1172
00:50:30,970 --> 00:50:32,022
- [Becca] Okay.
1173
00:50:32,046 --> 00:50:33,067
- [Miles] We'd watch a lot more soccer.
1174
00:50:33,091 --> 00:50:34,276
We'd dress more fashionably.
1175
00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:35,360
- [Becca] Speak for yourself.
1176
00:50:35,384 --> 00:50:38,269
- [Miles] We would start using
olive oil instead of butter,
1177
00:50:38,293 --> 00:50:39,196
drink more red wine.
1178
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:40,030
- [Becca] Yeah.
1179
00:50:40,054 --> 00:50:41,443
- [Miles] You know, just
generally have more fun.
1180
00:50:41,467 --> 00:50:43,154
- [Becca] Yeah, that sounds awesome.
1181
00:50:43,178 --> 00:50:44,112
- [Miles] Right, si, si.
1182
00:50:44,136 --> 00:50:48,302
- [Becca] Si, I gotta move
in with your parents though.
1183
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:52,246
(sad piano music)
1184
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,190
- Ready to give all this up for New York?
1185
00:51:40,214 --> 00:51:41,547
- I don't know, this place is amazing.
1186
00:51:41,571 --> 00:51:43,364
It's like the OG food court.
1187
00:51:43,388 --> 00:51:45,623
- It's the best, this
whole street's the best.
1188
00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:46,457
- What, Broadway?
1189
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:48,071
- Yeah, you can buy stuff on Broadway for
1190
00:51:48,095 --> 00:51:50,150
the same price they sell for in Mexico.
1191
00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:50,984
- Really?
1192
00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:52,924
- Yeah, three hats, 10 bucks.
1193
00:51:52,948 --> 00:51:54,438
- Are they made of flour?
1194
00:51:54,462 --> 00:51:56,647
- Corn, actually.
1195
00:51:56,671 --> 00:51:58,513
This whole place used to be carne asada,
1196
00:51:58,537 --> 00:52:01,099
pig heads, butcher shops, now there's
1197
00:52:01,123 --> 00:52:03,270
like a hipster juice bar.
1198
00:52:03,294 --> 00:52:05,268
I hate hipsters.
1199
00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:07,317
- Hate is a strong word, Miles.
1200
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:09,186
- Don't give me your bullshit compassion.
1201
00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,144
These hipsters come in
and they like take over
1202
00:52:11,168 --> 00:52:13,376
our authentic LA, now
there's a Urban Outfitters
1203
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,431
and an Ace Hotel on Broadway.
1204
00:52:16,455 --> 00:52:19,400
- Would you rather the property
sits empty and languishes?
1205
00:52:19,424 --> 00:52:23,071
- No, but they just think
they're so fucking cool.
1206
00:52:23,095 --> 00:52:25,051
- You think you're so fucking cool.
1207
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:26,141
- Yeah, but I can just be cool by like
1208
00:52:26,165 --> 00:52:28,515
showing people I'm cool,
1209
00:52:28,539 --> 00:52:32,104
I don't need like a fucking mustache.
1210
00:52:32,128 --> 00:52:33,016
- Whatever Miles, you have a uniform
1211
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,363
the same as everybody else.
1212
00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:35,387
- Do I?
1213
00:52:36,164 --> 00:52:39,046
- Yeah, you shop at Penguin,
you wear Lucky jeans,
1214
00:52:39,070 --> 00:52:40,910
you like ball caps and
you wear white t-shirts,
1215
00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:42,443
I can name three guys
that dress just like you.
1216
00:52:42,467 --> 00:52:43,844
- Please don't.
1217
00:52:43,868 --> 00:52:46,205
- Just saying, you're not special.
1218
00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:49,134
- Wow, single tear rolling down my cheek
1219
00:52:49,158 --> 00:52:51,238
for the next three hours.
1220
00:52:51,262 --> 00:52:52,959
- People who wear one
uniform, they love to look
1221
00:52:52,983 --> 00:52:54,694
down on people who wear another uniform,
1222
00:52:54,718 --> 00:52:56,147
it's the human race.
1223
00:52:56,171 --> 00:52:56,990
I know really cool hipsters,
1224
00:52:57,014 --> 00:52:58,573
and I know super douche hipsters,
1225
00:52:58,597 --> 00:53:00,376
I know really cool guys
that dress like you,
1226
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,458
and I know super douches
that dress like you.
1227
00:53:03,482 --> 00:53:04,306
That's the cool thing about LA,
1228
00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:06,694
it's like, no matter what your uniform is,
1229
00:53:06,718 --> 00:53:08,238
there's a neighborhood for you.
1230
00:53:08,262 --> 00:53:09,882
- Yeah, but some uniforms still suck.
1231
00:53:09,906 --> 00:53:10,906
- Like what?
1232
00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,372
- The Nazi uniform?
1233
00:53:14,674 --> 00:53:17,063
- I don't know, guess I've
never met a cool Nazi,
1234
00:53:17,087 --> 00:53:19,416
but uh, there's still time.
1235
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,326
- Ah, you like to push my buttons.
1236
00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:26,163
What's your uniform, Ms. Know-It-All.
1237
00:53:26,187 --> 00:53:28,270
- I don't have a uniform.
1238
00:53:32,004 --> 00:53:32,813
Oh!
1239
00:53:32,837 --> 00:53:33,647
- There's your uniform.
1240
00:53:33,671 --> 00:53:35,420
There's your uniform.
1241
00:53:36,757 --> 00:53:38,840
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1242
00:53:40,194 --> 00:53:42,376
♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young
1243
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,034
♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one
1244
00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:47,745
♫ Life so bright, we'd
be chillin' in the sun
1245
00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:50,125
♫ Day turned to night,
when the party just begun
1246
00:53:50,149 --> 00:53:52,886
♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young
1247
00:53:52,910 --> 00:53:55,585
♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one
1248
00:53:55,609 --> 00:53:58,212
♫ Life so bright, we
be chillin' in the sun
1249
00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:01,310
♫ Day turned to night,
and the party just begun
1250
00:54:01,334 --> 00:54:03,680
♫ Met her way back in
the day when I was young
1251
00:54:03,704 --> 00:54:06,034
♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one
1252
00:54:06,058 --> 00:54:07,970
♫ No, used to play up in my yard
1253
00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:09,107
♫ I never noticed you
1254
00:54:09,131 --> 00:54:11,963
♫ Sun was shining bright
and everything was beautiful
1255
00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:14,253
♫ Old school Nike's, even
then we used to kick it
1256
00:54:14,277 --> 00:54:16,877
♫ Remember when we started,
goofing off about the kisses
1257
00:54:16,901 --> 00:54:19,571
♫ Reminiscing about the past
and thinking about the present
1258
00:54:19,595 --> 00:54:22,279
♫ Acting like a kid I guess,
oh do you get the message.
1259
00:54:22,303 --> 00:54:23,472
♫ Chillin' by the beach
1260
00:54:23,496 --> 00:54:25,014
♫ Runnin' through the town, right around
1261
00:54:25,038 --> 00:54:26,315
♫ Laughing, bumping towels
1262
00:54:26,339 --> 00:54:27,722
♫ Me and you, we just might paint the town
1263
00:54:27,746 --> 00:54:30,001
♫ I never ever thought you
would be the one I'm feeling
1264
00:54:30,025 --> 00:54:31,261
♫ It's appealing and it's real
1265
00:54:31,285 --> 00:54:32,712
♫ And so you know just what the deal is
1266
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,317
♫ Vibes on a good day whenever we chill
1267
00:54:35,341 --> 00:54:38,154
♫ Or we can dance the night
away, tell me what you feel
1268
00:54:38,178 --> 00:54:40,900
♫ Remember we were kids
and everything was simple
1269
00:54:40,924 --> 00:54:43,865
♫ Now I'm on stage and I'm
killing instruments, like
1270
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,792
♫ Remember way back in
the day when I was young
1271
00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:48,614
♫ Never ever thought she
could possibly be the one
1272
00:54:48,638 --> 00:54:51,101
♫ Eyes so bright, we
be chillin' in the sun
1273
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:54,157
♫ Day turned to night,
and the party just begun
1274
00:54:54,181 --> 00:54:58,061
♫ Met her way back in the day
1275
00:54:58,085 --> 00:54:59,272
- [Miles] I don't think there's
a song in it with whistling
1276
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,978
that I don't like,
1277
00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:03,398
("{Sittin' On) The Dock
Of The Bay", classic.
1278
00:55:03,422 --> 00:55:04,792
- [Becca] "Don't Worry Be Happy", classic.
1279
00:55:04,816 --> 00:55:07,933
- [Miles] "Stranger", Billy Joel.
1280
00:55:07,957 --> 00:55:11,240
- [Becca] "Daydream", Lovin' Spoonful.
1281
00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:13,181
- [Miles] There's more.
1282
00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,337
- [Becca] "Patience", Guns N' Roses.
1283
00:55:16,361 --> 00:55:19,022
- [Miles] Genius, no,
there's more, there's more.
1284
00:55:19,046 --> 00:55:23,497
There's a, what's the
one, do do do do do do do.
1285
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:24,477
- [Becca] What?
1286
00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:28,667
- [Miles] You know the one
that goes do do do do do do do.
1287
00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:30,799
- [Becca] Oh yeah, that
one, right, uh-huh.
1288
00:55:30,823 --> 00:55:32,624
- [Miles] I hate you.
1289
00:55:32,648 --> 00:55:33,458
- [Becca] No, you don't.
1290
00:55:33,482 --> 00:55:34,885
- [Miles] No, I do, kinda hate you.
1291
00:55:34,909 --> 00:55:36,737
- [Becca] No, you love me.
1292
00:55:36,761 --> 00:55:37,923
- [Miles] I'm pretty sure I hate you.
1293
00:55:37,947 --> 00:55:39,571
By the way, I've seen a
lot of beautiful things
1294
00:55:39,595 --> 00:55:43,295
in Los Angeles today, when
are we crowning a champion?
1295
00:55:43,319 --> 00:55:44,522
- Oh, I saw the most beautiful thing,
1296
00:55:44,546 --> 00:55:46,044
like, an hour ago.
1297
00:55:46,068 --> 00:55:47,106
- You didn't show me anything.
1298
00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:48,640
- That wasn't part of
the rules, we said you
1299
00:55:48,664 --> 00:55:50,429
had to find it, you assume that we
1300
00:55:50,453 --> 00:55:51,342
had to share with each other.
1301
00:55:51,366 --> 00:55:52,831
- That's so lame, of course we have share
1302
00:55:52,855 --> 00:55:54,329
it with each other.
1303
00:55:54,353 --> 00:55:56,007
You didn't see anything.
1304
00:55:56,031 --> 00:55:57,580
- Yes, I did.
1305
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,818
- What did you see?
1306
00:55:58,842 --> 00:55:59,779
- Not sure if I wanna tell you.
1307
00:55:59,803 --> 00:56:01,635
- You didn't see shit.
1308
00:56:04,148 --> 00:56:07,842
- I saw an older lady sitting
in a flimsy folding chair
1309
00:56:07,866 --> 00:56:12,082
in the middle of the sidewalk
knitting herself a scarf.
1310
00:56:12,106 --> 00:56:13,106
- And?
1311
00:56:14,611 --> 00:56:16,586
- And, you wonder why I don't
wanna tell you anything.
1312
00:56:16,610 --> 00:56:17,943
- I'm listening.
1313
00:56:18,811 --> 00:56:22,513
- She was just sitting there,
not waiting for anything,
1314
00:56:22,537 --> 00:56:26,620
not the bus, not the metro,
she was just sitting,
1315
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,625
knitting, doing her thing.
1316
00:56:31,009 --> 00:56:33,009
- Why is that beautiful?
1317
00:56:33,969 --> 00:56:35,039
- I thought it was peaceful.
1318
00:56:35,063 --> 00:56:36,063
- How so?
1319
00:56:37,190 --> 00:56:40,671
- She was just doing
something for herself.
1320
00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:44,995
She was doing something to
bring herself some peace.
1321
00:56:45,019 --> 00:56:46,820
I thought it was beautiful.
1322
00:56:46,844 --> 00:56:49,108
- I get it, I get it.
1323
00:56:49,132 --> 00:56:53,299
I mean, I don't think it
wins the day, but I get it.
1324
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:01,100
- [Becca] Thank you.
1325
00:57:01,124 --> 00:57:03,181
- [Miles] You ever see
a PBR tallboy in a can?
1326
00:57:03,205 --> 00:57:04,015
(can tab pops)
1327
00:57:04,039 --> 00:57:05,048
- [Becca] What am I, an infant?
1328
00:57:05,072 --> 00:57:06,301
- [Miles] It's a thing of beauty.
1329
00:57:06,325 --> 00:57:07,325
Cheers.
1330
00:57:13,677 --> 00:57:15,913
- How are your folks?
1331
00:57:15,937 --> 00:57:17,270
- They're great, yeah, they've been up
1332
00:57:17,294 --> 00:57:19,114
to my aunt's house in San Francisco.
1333
00:57:19,138 --> 00:57:21,670
- Oh, that's so cool, they're
always doing fun stuff.
1334
00:57:21,694 --> 00:57:24,359
- Yeah, they literally had
a water fight the other day.
1335
00:57:24,383 --> 00:57:25,671
- [Becca] That's so awesome.
1336
00:57:25,695 --> 00:57:27,566
- Yeah, the relationship
kind of simultaneously
1337
00:57:27,590 --> 00:57:29,171
makes me feel like a failure in love
1338
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:31,746
but also that you know,
there's hope that somebody
1339
00:57:31,770 --> 00:57:33,186
I'll have what they have.
1340
00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:35,719
- You will, it's all gonna work out.
1341
00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:36,821
- Will it?
1342
00:57:36,845 --> 00:57:38,766
- [Becca] I think it will.
1343
00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:39,871
- [Miles] I mean, there's a chance that
1344
00:57:39,895 --> 00:57:40,705
it doesn't work out, right?
1345
00:57:40,729 --> 00:57:42,587
That's a possibility.
1346
00:57:42,611 --> 00:57:46,147
- [Becca] Yes, there's a
possibility that it won't work out.
1347
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,775
- It's weird, it's like
when we tell people
1348
00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:50,184
it'll all work out, how do we know?
1349
00:57:50,208 --> 00:57:53,292
- We don't, you just
lie to them to make them
1350
00:57:53,316 --> 00:57:54,921
feel better about it,
but I'm not talking about
1351
00:57:54,945 --> 00:57:56,839
the situation, I'm talking about you
1352
00:57:56,863 --> 00:58:00,030
because I know you, you're a survivor.
1353
00:58:01,223 --> 00:58:04,344
Shit's gonna get thrown
at us our whole lives.
1354
00:58:04,368 --> 00:58:05,326
You gotta deal with it.
1355
00:58:05,350 --> 00:58:08,412
You take it in and you
laugh, you cry, you learn
1356
00:58:08,436 --> 00:58:10,853
what you can and you move on.
1357
00:58:17,143 --> 00:58:19,865
- Is that the lamp from
"A Christmas Story"?
1358
00:58:19,889 --> 00:58:21,568
That is the most beautiful thing in LA.
1359
00:58:21,592 --> 00:58:24,224
- (Laughs) Okay, that can be
your most beautiful thing.
1360
00:58:24,248 --> 00:58:25,343
- [Miles] It's so much better than
1361
00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:26,177
your most beautiful thing.
1362
00:58:26,201 --> 00:58:27,450
- Oh, whatever.
1363
00:58:34,133 --> 00:58:35,718
What am I gonna do Miles?
1364
00:58:35,742 --> 00:58:37,492
- What am I gonna do?
1365
00:58:38,593 --> 00:58:41,093
("I Need a Life" by Born Ruffians)
1366
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:42,117
Waterfall?
1367
00:58:43,764 --> 00:58:45,253
- What did you just say?
1368
00:58:45,277 --> 00:58:46,087
- Waterfall?
1369
00:58:46,111 --> 00:58:48,219
- Oh, man, I haven't done a waterfall...
1370
00:58:48,243 --> 00:58:50,366
- I feel like we need a waterfall.
1371
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:51,390
- Really?
1372
00:58:52,394 --> 00:58:53,277
- I'm prepared to go against everything
1373
00:58:53,301 --> 00:58:56,581
TLC taught me and start
chasing me some waterfalls.
1374
00:58:56,605 --> 00:58:57,605
Waterfall!
1375
00:59:01,495 --> 00:59:04,305
♫ The sun is shining but we stay inside
1376
00:59:04,329 --> 00:59:06,016
♫ Oh but we go out at night
1377
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,926
♫ We stay in looking for a better life
1378
00:59:07,950 --> 00:59:10,448
♫ Oh but we go out at night
1379
00:59:10,472 --> 00:59:12,581
♫ We put up curtains, block out the light
1380
00:59:12,605 --> 00:59:14,912
♫ Oh but we go out at night
1381
00:59:14,936 --> 00:59:17,130
♫ And we stay in bed until we feel alright
1382
00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:20,821
♫ Oh but we go out at night
1383
00:59:23,947 --> 00:59:25,515
♫ I need meaning
1384
00:59:25,539 --> 00:59:26,471
♫ I need a mission
1385
00:59:26,495 --> 00:59:27,660
♫ I need a path
1386
00:59:27,684 --> 00:59:28,970
♫ I need conviction
1387
00:59:28,994 --> 00:59:30,739
♫ I need a life I've never had
1388
00:59:30,763 --> 00:59:33,041
♫ I need much more good and much less bad
1389
00:59:33,065 --> 00:59:34,323
♫ I need meaning
1390
00:59:34,347 --> 00:59:35,733
♫ I need a mission
1391
00:59:35,757 --> 00:59:36,938
♫ I need a path
1392
00:59:36,962 --> 00:59:38,146
♫ I need conviction
1393
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,936
♫ I need a life I've never had
1394
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,058
♫ I need much more good and much less bad
1395
00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:43,832
♫ Oh
1396
00:59:49,538 --> 00:59:51,122
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me help you guys
1397
00:59:51,146 --> 00:59:52,551
out here with these.
1398
00:59:52,575 --> 00:59:53,385
- Bro, don't touch me bro.
1399
00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:57,575
- [Becca] Don't touch me, bro (laughs).
1400
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,864
Sam's calling, do you wanna answer it?
1401
01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:01,911
- [Miles] Nah, fuck it.
1402
01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:03,349
- [Becca] You sure?
1403
01:00:03,373 --> 01:00:04,623
- [Miles] Yeah.
1404
01:00:07,927 --> 01:00:09,377
- Why don't we skip anymore?
1405
01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:11,428
- Oh, guys don't skip,
guys don't skip, okay?
1406
01:00:11,452 --> 01:00:13,340
We freestyle walk.
1407
01:00:13,364 --> 01:00:14,640
- Freestyle walk?
1408
01:00:14,664 --> 01:00:19,172
- Yeah, freestyle walk,
check it, look at this.
1409
01:00:19,196 --> 01:00:20,006
You like that?
1410
01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,779
- Wow, bravo, bravo, yeah, I see.
1411
01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:25,893
Not any woman could do a sport like that,
1412
01:00:25,917 --> 01:00:27,788
it takes the strength, right?
1413
01:00:27,812 --> 01:00:28,939
- Oh yeah, no, I've been
working on my leg muscles
1414
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:29,918
for years.
1415
01:00:29,942 --> 01:00:31,841
- Luckily, I am not any woman.
1416
01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:32,861
- Wait, are you gonna?
1417
01:00:32,885 --> 01:00:33,695
Are you gonna?
1418
01:00:33,719 --> 01:00:35,561
Do it at your own risk.
1419
01:00:35,585 --> 01:00:36,568
I can't promise you're not gonna
1420
01:00:36,592 --> 01:00:37,778
get seriously injured.
1421
01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:38,938
- Alright, ready?
1422
01:00:38,962 --> 01:00:40,271
- [Miles] Oh, God.
1423
01:00:40,295 --> 01:00:41,295
- Oh.
1424
01:00:42,718 --> 01:00:44,376
- [Miles] Toe tap?
1425
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,638
- (Laughs) Just the toe tap.
1426
01:00:45,662 --> 01:00:46,707
- That's amateur hour.
1427
01:00:46,731 --> 01:00:47,683
- What, I didn't see you do it.
1428
01:00:47,707 --> 01:00:49,250
- I didn't wanna show you anything
1429
01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:50,694
you couldn't handle.
1430
01:00:50,718 --> 01:00:51,902
- Oh, anything I can't handle, right?
1431
01:00:51,926 --> 01:00:52,735
- [Miles] Yeah.
1432
01:00:52,759 --> 01:00:53,622
- Alright, why don't you show me
1433
01:00:53,646 --> 01:00:54,538
something I can's handle.
1434
01:00:54,562 --> 01:00:55,962
- Oh, you wanna see
something you can't handle?
1435
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:56,795
- Yeah.
1436
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:57,780
- Back up a little bit.
1437
01:00:57,804 --> 01:00:59,136
- Oh, excuse me.
1438
01:01:00,535 --> 01:01:01,438
- Oh.
1439
01:01:01,462 --> 01:01:02,272
- Oh why...
1440
01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:03,395
- [Miles] Oh, my nuts!
1441
01:01:03,419 --> 01:01:05,661
Oh, fuck you, meter!
1442
01:01:05,685 --> 01:01:06,764
Fuck you.
1443
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:09,896
- Now, who's yelling
at the parking meters?
1444
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,474
Are you alright?
1445
01:01:11,498 --> 01:01:13,920
Oh, that hurt my nuts.
1446
01:01:13,944 --> 01:01:16,708
- [Miles] What is this, what
is happening, this is awesome.
1447
01:01:16,732 --> 01:01:20,131
- [Becca] This is Art Walk,
wait, the vice-Mayor of LA
1448
01:01:20,155 --> 01:01:21,564
has never been to Art Walk?
1449
01:01:21,588 --> 01:01:22,747
- I've always wanted to
come down to Art Walk,
1450
01:01:22,771 --> 01:01:23,676
I've just never made it.
1451
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,273
This is awesome.
1452
01:01:25,297 --> 01:01:26,106
- [Becca] Welcome.
1453
01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:26,939
- [Miles] Have you ever
had anything shown here?
1454
01:01:26,963 --> 01:01:27,787
- [Becca] Nope.
1455
01:01:27,811 --> 01:01:28,750
- [Miles] Oh, so you're
gonna move to New York
1456
01:01:28,774 --> 01:01:31,558
to open up a gallery, when
you could just do it here?
1457
01:01:31,582 --> 01:01:32,732
- [Becca] That is the dilemma.
1458
01:01:32,756 --> 01:01:34,312
- [Miles] What's the dilemma?
1459
01:01:34,336 --> 01:01:37,263
- Well, imagine this but everyday,
1460
01:01:37,287 --> 01:01:40,086
not just once a month, that is New York.
1461
01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:42,001
- This could be everyday.
1462
01:01:42,025 --> 01:01:43,254
This could be everyday, it would just
1463
01:01:43,278 --> 01:01:44,493
take a little bit of time, you know,
1464
01:01:44,517 --> 01:01:45,546
but you'd be part of something.
1465
01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:46,631
- Yeah!
1466
01:01:46,655 --> 01:01:47,464
- Yeah!
1467
01:01:47,488 --> 01:01:48,298
- Yeah!
1468
01:01:48,322 --> 01:01:49,962
- Be the soundtrack.
1469
01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:52,295
- You got the iPod, DJ Tanner.
1470
01:01:52,319 --> 01:01:53,319
Turn it up.
1471
01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,922
♫ If you're sure of yourself tonight
1472
01:01:59,946 --> 01:02:03,750
♫ Grab a coat and a suit and a tie
1473
01:02:03,774 --> 01:02:07,814
♫ Place the links on
the cuffs of your shirt
1474
01:02:07,838 --> 01:02:12,005
♫ Making sure that your hair is done first
1475
01:02:13,502 --> 01:02:17,142
♫ In your heart, in your mind
1476
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:20,885
♫ You love, she wakes up paralyzed
1477
01:02:20,909 --> 01:02:24,159
♫ By your gaze tonight
1478
01:02:25,528 --> 01:02:29,300
♫ She will fall tonight
1479
01:02:29,324 --> 01:02:33,376
♫ I fell asleep in your big house dreaming
1480
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,346
♫ She would wait for me to say goodnight
1481
01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:41,632
♫ In my heart, in my head she's turning
1482
01:02:41,656 --> 01:02:44,755
♫ Goodbye, goodbye tonight
1483
01:02:44,779 --> 01:02:45,648
- Follow me?
1484
01:02:45,672 --> 01:02:47,055
- Oh my gosh, hi.
1485
01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:48,311
What are you doing here?
1486
01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:50,643
- What am I doing here,
these are my photos.
1487
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,644
- No way, aw, these are beautiful.
1488
01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:55,245
- Thanks yeah, I called you earlier
1489
01:02:55,269 --> 01:02:58,778
to invite you out, glad
you decided you wanna rock.
1490
01:02:58,802 --> 01:03:02,969
- (Laughs) Yeah, I'm glad
I'm here too, actually.
1491
01:03:04,533 --> 01:03:08,110
I'm here with Miles, my oldest
friend from high school.
1492
01:03:08,134 --> 01:03:08,944
Miles!
1493
01:03:08,968 --> 01:03:10,057
- [Eric] Pleasure to meet you, Miles.
1494
01:03:10,081 --> 01:03:11,199
- [Becca] Miles!
1495
01:03:11,223 --> 01:03:13,056
- Hey, nice to meet you, man.
1496
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,506
Really cool work.
1497
01:03:14,530 --> 01:03:15,780
- Yeah, thanks.
1498
01:03:17,082 --> 01:03:18,033
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
1499
01:03:18,057 --> 01:03:19,330
you guys want something to drink or?
1500
01:03:19,354 --> 01:03:20,475
- [Becca] Oh, wine?
1501
01:03:20,499 --> 01:03:24,166
- Yeah, none for me,
no drinking on the job.
1502
01:03:27,552 --> 01:03:30,005
- [Becca] Uh, when did you do Higby's?
1503
01:03:30,029 --> 01:03:31,431
- [Eric] When did you get so sexy?
1504
01:03:31,455 --> 01:03:32,553
(Becca laughs)
1505
01:03:32,577 --> 01:03:36,410
("Hanging Gardens by Clasixx)
1506
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,682
- There you are.
1507
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,134
I couldn't find you,
I was looking for you,
1508
01:04:38,158 --> 01:04:39,664
then you disappeared.
1509
01:04:39,688 --> 01:04:42,042
- I just wanted to get
a breath of fresh air.
1510
01:04:42,066 --> 01:04:43,543
- You ready to go?
1511
01:04:43,567 --> 01:04:45,224
- Yeah, I'll go, I mean, I don't wanna
1512
01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:47,713
get in the way of whatever you guys.
1513
01:04:47,737 --> 01:04:48,937
- Oh yeah, no, not at all.
1514
01:04:48,961 --> 01:04:50,587
We're gonna get coffee tomorrow.
1515
01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:54,250
I had no idea his stuff
was so good, loved it.
1516
01:04:54,274 --> 01:04:55,274
- Cool.
1517
01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:09,816
Wish we could just get on
the trolley and go home.
1518
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:10,650
The trolley used to run all the way
1519
01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:12,127
from downtown to the beach.
1520
01:05:12,151 --> 01:05:14,087
- Yeah, relax Miles, I
saw "Roger Rabbit" too.
1521
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,361
- What is that?
1522
01:05:17,341 --> 01:05:20,693
- Oh, that is the new-ish Catholic Church.
1523
01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:21,527
- [Miles] That's it?
1524
01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:22,945
- [Becca] That's it.
1525
01:05:22,969 --> 01:05:24,950
- Jesus, that's ugly.
1526
01:05:24,974 --> 01:05:27,092
- I don't know, it's not that bad.
1527
01:05:27,116 --> 01:05:28,348
- Catholic architecture's supposed to
1528
01:05:28,372 --> 01:05:31,002
make you feel like, closer
to God or something?
1529
01:05:31,026 --> 01:05:32,054
- Yeah, I think that was
the original intention
1530
01:05:32,078 --> 01:05:34,078
in the Middle Ages, yeah.
1531
01:05:34,102 --> 01:05:35,724
- It makes me wanna closer to Home Depot,
1532
01:05:35,748 --> 01:05:37,248
did they even finish sanding it?
1533
01:05:37,272 --> 01:05:39,845
- Be nice, I read that
it's gorgeous inside.
1534
01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:40,891
- Be nice?
1535
01:05:40,915 --> 01:05:42,536
Do you think I should be
nice to the Catholic Church,
1536
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,240
I'm not allowed to be nice
to the Catholic Church,
1537
01:05:44,264 --> 01:05:47,401
they're basically the biggest
organized crime syndicate
1538
01:05:47,425 --> 01:05:50,135
in the Atlantic, they're worse than FIFA.
1539
01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:51,369
- You're just shitting on the architecture
1540
01:05:51,393 --> 01:05:52,421
because it's a Catholic Church.
1541
01:05:52,445 --> 01:05:54,629
- No, no, it's also ugly.
1542
01:05:54,653 --> 01:05:57,570
(calm piano music)
1543
01:06:21,182 --> 01:06:25,066
- I thought it was peaceful in there.
1544
01:06:25,090 --> 01:06:28,417
I mean, I agree, the
outside kind of, is weird,
1545
01:06:28,441 --> 01:06:31,037
but I liked it inside.
1546
01:06:31,061 --> 01:06:32,311
- It's so ugly.
1547
01:06:34,467 --> 01:06:35,288
- I don't mind it not being
1548
01:06:35,312 --> 01:06:38,954
so flashy on the outside, you know?
1549
01:06:38,978 --> 01:06:40,478
I think that's what true religion is,
1550
01:06:40,502 --> 01:06:41,927
you don't have to flaunt
it on the outside,
1551
01:06:41,951 --> 01:06:43,453
you just be beautiful on the inside.
1552
01:06:43,477 --> 01:06:44,656
- Right, 'cause that's
the Catholic Church's MO,
1553
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,716
not flaunting it.
1554
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:50,907
- I think in this case,
yeah, that's the way it is.
1555
01:06:53,865 --> 01:06:55,305
I wanna get something from the gift shop,
1556
01:06:55,329 --> 01:06:57,642
do you want a drink?
1557
01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:00,283
- (Laughs) Gift shop, yep,
it's a perfect example
1558
01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:02,193
of how the Catholic Church
really cares about people's
1559
01:07:02,217 --> 01:07:04,459
inner spirituality.
1560
01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:05,841
- Jesus, Miles.
1561
01:07:05,865 --> 01:07:07,737
- My thoughts exactly.
1562
01:07:07,761 --> 01:07:09,733
- You're being a dick.
1563
01:07:09,757 --> 01:07:10,963
- I'm sorry, did you wanna buy like a
1564
01:07:10,987 --> 01:07:12,963
four dollar bottle of water?
1565
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:15,696
Do you wanna buy like
a $300 chintzy cross?
1566
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,208
Fuckin' go for it, they
buy that shit on Broadway.
1567
01:07:18,232 --> 01:07:19,228
That's what organized religion does,
1568
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:20,897
they buy it over there,
and they bring it in here
1569
01:07:20,921 --> 01:07:22,421
and they mark it up.
1570
01:07:22,445 --> 01:07:23,416
They sell it to suckers,
1571
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,981
don't get mad at me 'cause
I buy my shit on Broadway.
1572
01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:26,455
- I'm mad at you because you're being
1573
01:07:26,479 --> 01:07:29,215
completely insensitive and close-minded.
1574
01:07:29,239 --> 01:07:30,905
- Since when did you
become a fucking apologist
1575
01:07:30,929 --> 01:07:32,436
for the organization that caused more wars
1576
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:33,920
than anybody else in
the history of the world
1577
01:07:33,944 --> 01:07:36,694
and fucking protects pedophiles?
1578
01:07:36,718 --> 01:07:38,264
- I'm not an apologist, Miles.
1579
01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,790
Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?
1580
01:07:40,814 --> 01:07:42,852
She was Catholic and she's fucking real.
1581
01:07:42,876 --> 01:07:43,960
- Oh my god, how can you buy into the
1582
01:07:43,984 --> 01:07:46,269
Catholic Church's line of BS?
1583
01:07:46,293 --> 01:07:49,220
When did you become so religious?
1584
01:07:49,244 --> 01:07:50,368
- I'm not religious, Miles,
1585
01:07:50,392 --> 01:07:52,674
but I respect other people who are.
1586
01:07:52,698 --> 01:07:53,571
It's called respecting other people's
1587
01:07:53,595 --> 01:07:55,965
beliefs and opinions, even if
they're different from yours.
1588
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,138
- Yeah, but you have to be a fucking moron
1589
01:07:57,162 --> 01:07:58,780
to buy into their line of BS.
1590
01:07:58,804 --> 01:08:00,660
You know what, if your bullshit meter
1591
01:08:00,684 --> 01:08:03,435
is like that faulty, then,
maybe you should just
1592
01:08:03,459 --> 01:08:05,601
start rethinking
everything, 'cause I don't
1593
01:08:05,625 --> 01:08:06,682
think you're gonna survive in New York.
1594
01:08:06,706 --> 01:08:07,998
Like, if you can get duped by a bunch of
1595
01:08:08,022 --> 01:08:09,555
70 year old white guys in Rome,
1596
01:08:09,579 --> 01:08:10,945
I don't think any New Yorker is gonna
1597
01:08:10,969 --> 01:08:12,802
pay shit for your art.
1598
01:08:14,818 --> 01:08:18,579
- Maybe you should
rethink everything, Miles.
1599
01:08:18,603 --> 01:08:19,413
'Cause you know everything there is
1600
01:08:19,437 --> 01:08:20,423
to know about LA, right,
1601
01:08:20,447 --> 01:08:23,070
but you don't know shit about yourself.
1602
01:08:23,094 --> 01:08:25,599
Wah, wah, wah, my fiance
is cheating on me,
1603
01:08:25,623 --> 01:08:27,225
I hate being a teacher, I'm gonna go cry
1604
01:08:27,249 --> 01:08:28,672
in my mom's bed for three days.
1605
01:08:28,696 --> 01:08:31,809
You know what, I don't have that.
1606
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:34,680
I don't have Mommy's shoulder to cry on.
1607
01:08:34,704 --> 01:08:36,644
Do you ever hear me
complaining about life ever?
1608
01:08:36,668 --> 01:08:38,118
No, because I'm too busy fucking taking
1609
01:08:38,142 --> 01:08:39,672
care of everybody else, Miles.
1610
01:08:39,696 --> 01:08:41,737
I take care of my mom, and
then I took care of my dad
1611
01:08:41,761 --> 01:08:44,265
and now I'm here fucking
taking care of you,
1612
01:08:44,289 --> 01:08:47,730
when do I ever have time
to take care of myself,
1613
01:08:47,754 --> 01:08:49,234
and yeah, I might go
to New York and I might
1614
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:50,838
fucking fall on my ass,
1615
01:08:50,862 --> 01:08:51,791
but you know what, at least I'll know
1616
01:08:51,815 --> 01:08:52,703
that I fucking tried.
1617
01:08:52,727 --> 01:08:54,172
I can look myself in the
mirror at the end of the day
1618
01:08:54,196 --> 01:08:56,182
and say, at least I'm
not a giant fucking pussy
1619
01:08:56,206 --> 01:08:59,289
like Miles, at least I fucking tried.
1620
01:09:00,867 --> 01:09:04,918
- I didn't fucking ask
for you to come today.
1621
01:09:04,942 --> 01:09:06,935
I didn't ask for any of this.
1622
01:09:06,959 --> 01:09:07,768
- [Becca] Miles.
1623
01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:08,601
- [Miles] No, game's over.
1624
01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:09,625
Fuck it.
1625
01:09:11,252 --> 01:09:12,913
- [Becca] Miles.
1626
01:09:12,937 --> 01:09:14,520
- [Miles] Fuck off.
1627
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:20,447
- [Becca] Please, can we
just, go, please, together?
1628
01:09:25,115 --> 01:09:28,948
♫ I can't get you off my mind
1629
01:09:33,785 --> 01:09:37,618
♫ I can't get you off my mind
1630
01:09:43,076 --> 01:09:46,909
♫ I can't get you off my mind
1631
01:09:52,282 --> 01:09:56,115
♫ I can't get you off my mind
1632
01:10:00,651 --> 01:10:03,280
♫ Off my mind
1633
01:10:03,304 --> 01:10:04,118
- Give me my phone.
1634
01:10:04,142 --> 01:10:04,952
- No.
1635
01:10:04,976 --> 01:10:06,466
- Becca, give me my phone, game's over.
1636
01:10:06,490 --> 01:10:08,823
- Now you wanna talk to her?
1637
01:10:09,889 --> 01:10:10,699
- You did not just do that.
1638
01:10:10,723 --> 01:10:12,382
You did not just throw
my phone into the lake.
1639
01:10:12,406 --> 01:10:14,916
- Go fish it out and see.
1640
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:15,750
- Okay.
1641
01:10:15,774 --> 01:10:17,764
- No, no, no, don't.
1642
01:10:17,788 --> 01:10:20,585
(phone plops)
1643
01:10:20,609 --> 01:10:22,157
You're gonna feel like shit for that.
1644
01:10:22,181 --> 01:10:23,427
- You know what, it's impossible
1645
01:10:23,451 --> 01:10:27,067
to feel any shittier than
you're making me feel right now.
1646
01:10:27,091 --> 01:10:28,304
Last thing I wanted to do was burden
1647
01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:29,826
anybody with my problems, okay?
1648
01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:32,459
Remember, you came to me today,
1649
01:10:32,483 --> 01:10:33,591
I didn't ask for you,
1650
01:10:33,615 --> 01:10:35,144
I didn't ask for this day
1651
01:10:35,168 --> 01:10:37,835
and I'm still not asking for it.
1652
01:10:48,644 --> 01:10:50,061
- Miles, it's me.
1653
01:10:51,590 --> 01:10:55,683
Look, I cheated but I
didn't have sex with him,
1654
01:10:55,707 --> 01:10:57,888
we just got drunk in a bar and made out
1655
01:10:57,912 --> 01:10:59,747
with some guy, I don't even know.
1656
01:10:59,771 --> 01:11:02,103
It was really stupid
and I was really drunk
1657
01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:03,544
and I'm so sorry.
1658
01:11:05,358 --> 01:11:07,691
I know we can work this out.
1659
01:11:08,994 --> 01:11:12,744
Call me back because I
love you so much, bye.
1660
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,203
- There's something that I never,
1661
01:11:32,227 --> 01:11:34,560
I've never told anyone, but,
1662
01:11:39,039 --> 01:11:42,445
my mom wasn't very religious, you know?
1663
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:45,636
But, at the end of the last few months
1664
01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:48,472
right before she died,
1665
01:11:50,967 --> 01:11:53,634
she started talking to a priest.
1666
01:11:57,001 --> 01:11:58,778
In Bolvo, she was at her weakest
1667
01:11:58,802 --> 01:12:00,885
from the chemotherapy and
1668
01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:05,625
she was in so much pain
1669
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:10,160
and she was withering away before my eyes.
1670
01:12:13,966 --> 01:12:18,133
It's the only thing that
gave her a sense of hope.
1671
01:12:22,146 --> 01:12:24,271
So maybe it's bullshit,
Miles, maybe it's bullshit,
1672
01:12:24,295 --> 01:12:25,795
I don't know, but,
1673
01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:30,390
it made her feel better about dying
1674
01:12:34,509 --> 01:12:38,075
and for that I will always be grateful.
1675
01:12:38,099 --> 01:12:41,682
- I'm sorry, sorry
about everything I said.
1676
01:12:46,081 --> 01:12:49,081
(church bells ring)
1677
01:12:52,052 --> 01:12:55,310
Sam wanted to get married at that church.
1678
01:12:55,334 --> 01:12:56,334
I said no.
1679
01:13:05,288 --> 01:13:06,984
Ah, well, we've bussed, we've walked,
1680
01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:09,124
we've subwayed all over the city,
1681
01:13:09,148 --> 01:13:10,345
you know one thing we haven't done?
1682
01:13:10,369 --> 01:13:11,179
- What?
1683
01:13:11,203 --> 01:13:13,452
- Paddle boat, paddle boat.
1684
01:13:15,288 --> 01:13:16,098
How nice is this?
1685
01:13:16,122 --> 01:13:18,524
(Becca laughs)
1686
01:13:18,548 --> 01:13:19,737
My dad grew up right around here.
1687
01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:20,571
- [Becca] Where?
1688
01:13:20,595 --> 01:13:22,279
- Angelino Heights.
1689
01:13:22,303 --> 01:13:23,113
- Oh yeah?
1690
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,643
- Yeah.
1691
01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:27,138
It's where the house from Charmed is.
1692
01:13:27,162 --> 01:13:28,789
- You watched Charmed?
1693
01:13:28,813 --> 01:13:31,563
(peaceful music)
1694
01:13:36,953 --> 01:13:40,515
- [Miles] Ah, Angelino Heights,
I've got porch envy already.
1695
01:13:40,539 --> 01:13:41,443
- [Becca] Porch envy?
1696
01:13:41,467 --> 01:13:42,477
- [Miles] Yeah, I love porches.
1697
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:43,311
- [Becca] Since when?
1698
01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:44,501
- [Miles] Remember my
apartment in college?
1699
01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:46,872
2414, great porch,
people would just stop by
1700
01:13:46,896 --> 01:13:50,967
and barbecue, drink beers,
porches bring people together.
1701
01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:52,438
- [Becca] Interesting.
1702
01:13:52,462 --> 01:13:53,597
- [Miles] My dad grew up
right around this corner,
1703
01:13:53,621 --> 01:13:55,127
wanna check it out?
1704
01:13:55,151 --> 01:13:56,401
- [Becca] Yeah.
1705
01:14:00,232 --> 01:14:01,808
(dance music)
1706
01:14:01,832 --> 01:14:03,367
Ooh, this looks like a cool party,
1707
01:14:03,391 --> 01:14:04,634
sounds like they have a band.
1708
01:14:04,658 --> 01:14:06,064
- Come on, my dad's
house is a couple down.
1709
01:14:06,088 --> 01:14:07,328
- [Becca] Screw your dad, let's go dance.
1710
01:14:07,352 --> 01:14:08,350
- We don't know anybody in there.
1711
01:14:08,374 --> 01:14:09,457
- [Becca] So?
1712
01:14:10,698 --> 01:14:12,247
- Hipsters.
1713
01:14:12,271 --> 01:14:16,354
- [Becca] Come on, it
sounds like robot gangbang.
1714
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:41,764
♫ Better at making time pass
1715
01:14:41,788 --> 01:14:45,019
♫ From one to the other
1716
01:14:45,043 --> 01:14:47,543
- These hipsters fucking rock.
1717
01:14:49,506 --> 01:14:53,673
♫ Until we get in each other's way
1718
01:14:55,801 --> 01:14:56,993
- Holy shit.
1719
01:14:57,017 --> 01:14:58,348
- What?
1720
01:14:58,372 --> 01:15:00,372
- Houston, it's Houston.
1721
01:15:02,058 --> 01:15:03,725
- [Miles] Holy shit.
1722
01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:11,332
♫ Go take your things and burn our time
1723
01:15:11,356 --> 01:15:12,876
- [Miles] Houston!
1724
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:13,900
- Houston!
1725
01:15:16,019 --> 01:15:18,519
You remember us, from the bus?
1726
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,043
- Oh, yeah, sorry I was being a dick,
1727
01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:26,626
I just had to take a shit.
1728
01:15:26,650 --> 01:15:27,563
- It's all good.
1729
01:15:27,587 --> 01:15:29,726
- It's all good now, yeah.
1730
01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:32,234
So, who do you guys know over here?
1731
01:15:32,258 --> 01:15:33,068
- You.
1732
01:15:33,092 --> 01:15:35,258
- Yeah, let's party, yeah!
1733
01:15:38,104 --> 01:15:40,495
♫ I like making time pass
1734
01:15:40,519 --> 01:15:43,852
♫ From one to the other
1735
01:15:44,899 --> 01:15:48,653
♫ There's nothing that
we'll ever find hard
1736
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:51,427
- You, you are adorbs, oh my god,
1737
01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:54,886
your hair is amazing, so soft.
1738
01:15:55,916 --> 01:15:58,126
It smells like cotton candy, I love it.
1739
01:15:58,150 --> 01:15:59,260
Can we make out?
1740
01:15:59,284 --> 01:16:00,294
- Maybe later.
1741
01:16:00,318 --> 01:16:03,901
- Oh my god, I'm gonna
be your best friend.
1742
01:16:06,447 --> 01:16:07,257
- I hope you weren't planning on
1743
01:16:07,281 --> 01:16:08,917
talking to your friend much tonight,
1744
01:16:08,941 --> 01:16:10,345
looks like girl fell in love.
1745
01:16:10,369 --> 01:16:12,834
- It's all good, I think
she needs a Miles break.
1746
01:16:12,858 --> 01:16:14,002
- I'm Sarah.
1747
01:16:14,026 --> 01:16:15,404
- I'm Miles.
1748
01:16:15,428 --> 01:16:16,628
- I kinda got that.
1749
01:16:16,652 --> 01:16:19,048
♫ Oh, when you're in love
1750
01:16:19,072 --> 01:16:20,813
♫ You better make sure
1751
01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,643
♫ You're spending time
1752
01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:25,215
♫ On making time
1753
01:16:25,239 --> 01:16:27,747
♫ There's something great
1754
01:16:27,771 --> 01:16:29,124
♫ In the way
1755
01:16:29,148 --> 01:16:33,315
♫ You make it seem like we're doing great
1756
01:16:54,161 --> 01:16:55,598
- Sarah is gonna show
me where the drinks are,
1757
01:16:55,622 --> 01:16:56,772
you want one?
1758
01:16:56,796 --> 01:16:57,957
- [Becca] Yeah, get me one.
1759
01:16:57,981 --> 01:16:59,731
- I'll be right back.
1760
01:17:04,691 --> 01:17:07,608
♫ Better at making
1761
01:17:10,777 --> 01:17:11,605
- So you're really from here?
1762
01:17:11,629 --> 01:17:13,650
- Yeah, born and raised.
1763
01:17:13,674 --> 01:17:15,050
- Wow, I don't think I've ever
1764
01:17:15,074 --> 01:17:17,751
actually met someone from LA?
1765
01:17:17,775 --> 01:17:18,894
- My dad grew up a couple houses down,
1766
01:17:18,918 --> 01:17:22,187
that's actually why I was walking by.
1767
01:17:22,211 --> 01:17:23,679
- Thanks for the beer, Miles.
1768
01:17:23,703 --> 01:17:25,295
- Becca, ah fuck, sorry.
1769
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:26,129
- It's okay.
1770
01:17:26,153 --> 01:17:27,536
- Oh, I'll go grab you one.
1771
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,643
- Oh, thanks.
1772
01:17:31,806 --> 01:17:32,806
What a day.
1773
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:42,822
- How do you know if you
actually know someone?
1774
01:17:42,846 --> 01:17:45,679
- Um, I think you just kinda know.
1775
01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,741
- Isn't it kinda like terrifying
1776
01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:51,679
to think that, you know, that you think
1777
01:17:51,703 --> 01:17:54,894
you might know someone
but you really don't?
1778
01:17:54,918 --> 01:17:57,399
- What if we come up with a test?
1779
01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:58,235
- Is that possible?
1780
01:17:58,259 --> 01:17:59,069
- So you'll know, like foolproof.
1781
01:17:59,093 --> 01:18:01,220
- Is that possible, how?
1782
01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:02,679
- Uh, okay, how about this?
1783
01:18:02,703 --> 01:18:03,983
What color are my eyes?
1784
01:18:04,007 --> 01:18:05,007
- Becca.
1785
01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:07,615
- Miles, what color are my eyes?
1786
01:18:07,639 --> 01:18:10,087
- I'm like a dude, I don't
know my mom's eye color.
1787
01:18:10,111 --> 01:18:13,765
- What, I saw you 15 years,
dude, what color are my eyes?
1788
01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:15,297
- It's a trick question.
1789
01:18:15,321 --> 01:18:16,321
- How so?
1790
01:18:17,199 --> 01:18:21,116
- 'Cause your eyes change
color with the light.
1791
01:18:24,301 --> 01:18:25,301
- Yeah.
1792
01:18:26,117 --> 01:18:27,490
- My god, I was worried for a second.
1793
01:18:27,514 --> 01:18:28,486
- Why?
1794
01:18:28,510 --> 01:18:30,395
- Maybe your eyes didn't
change color with the light?
1795
01:18:30,419 --> 01:18:32,669
(laughter)
1796
01:18:34,379 --> 01:18:38,180
- Night's like tonight make
me feel happy to be alive.
1797
01:18:38,204 --> 01:18:40,404
Like, if we could just
look out into the stars
1798
01:18:40,428 --> 01:18:42,560
and as the smoke clears
and we see everything
1799
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:43,909
that's going on.
1800
01:18:43,933 --> 01:18:47,116
- [Bicycler] Taco Tuesday, roll out!
1801
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:48,291
- [House Party Guy] Oh yeah.
1802
01:18:48,315 --> 01:18:49,551
- [Becca] What is that?
1803
01:18:49,575 --> 01:18:50,761
- We night bike around LA.
1804
01:18:50,785 --> 01:18:52,444
It gets kinda crazy.
1805
01:18:52,468 --> 01:18:53,752
- Oh, that sounds fun.
1806
01:18:53,776 --> 01:18:57,245
- I gotta couple bikes
if you guys wanna join.
1807
01:18:57,269 --> 01:18:58,436
- [Both] Yeah.
1808
01:19:09,196 --> 01:19:10,804
♫ Wake up kids
1809
01:19:10,828 --> 01:19:13,497
♫ We've got the dreamer's disease
1810
01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:17,267
♫ Age 14, they got you down on your knees
1811
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:21,458
♫ So polite, we're busy
still saying please
1812
01:19:25,712 --> 01:19:29,703
♫ But when the night is falling
1813
01:19:29,727 --> 01:19:33,927
♫ You cannot find the light (light)
1814
01:19:33,951 --> 01:19:38,118
♫ When your dreams are dying, hold tight
1815
01:19:40,649 --> 01:19:42,919
♫ You got the music in you
1816
01:19:42,943 --> 01:19:44,693
♫ Don't let go
1817
01:19:44,717 --> 01:19:46,935
♫ You got the music in you
1818
01:19:46,959 --> 01:19:48,980
♫ One dance left
1819
01:19:49,004 --> 01:19:51,119
♫ This world is gonna pull through
1820
01:19:51,143 --> 01:19:53,261
♫ Don't give up
1821
01:19:53,285 --> 01:19:55,289
♫ You got a reason to live
1822
01:19:55,313 --> 01:19:57,340
♫ Can't forget
1823
01:19:57,364 --> 01:20:00,947
♫ We only get what we give
1824
01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:06,436
♫ This whole damn world
1825
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,395
♫ Could fall apart
1826
01:20:08,419 --> 01:20:10,227
♫ It'd be okay
1827
01:20:10,251 --> 01:20:12,457
♫ Follow your heart
1828
01:20:12,481 --> 01:20:14,573
♫ You're in harm's way
1829
01:20:14,597 --> 01:20:17,012
♫ I'm right behind
1830
01:20:17,036 --> 01:20:20,231
♫ Now say you're mine
1831
01:20:20,255 --> 01:20:23,588
("Scream" by Nico Stai)
1832
01:20:31,969 --> 01:20:33,552
- [Becca] I'm dead.
1833
01:20:37,226 --> 01:20:41,535
- [Miles] Oh, my legs are like,
what the hell are you doing?
1834
01:20:41,559 --> 01:20:44,142
(Becca laughs)
1835
01:20:47,088 --> 01:20:51,255
All of LA's light poles, all
in one place, just for you.
1836
01:20:52,855 --> 01:20:53,855
- Thank you.
1837
01:20:56,109 --> 01:20:57,939
- I woke up this morning, I had no idea
1838
01:20:57,963 --> 01:20:59,358
today would be like this.
1839
01:20:59,382 --> 01:21:00,862
- Me neither.
1840
01:21:00,886 --> 01:21:01,797
- Honestly, I just
thought we were gonna bowl
1841
01:21:01,821 --> 01:21:03,237
and play Area 51.
1842
01:21:04,247 --> 01:21:05,237
- Still time.
1843
01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:06,261
- It's one.
1844
01:21:07,282 --> 01:21:08,365
- Rain check.
1845
01:21:12,935 --> 01:21:17,670
- Is life still on pause
or do we have to hit play?
1846
01:21:17,694 --> 01:21:21,527
- I think we have a few
minutes left on pause.
1847
01:21:22,388 --> 01:21:24,561
- I think you should go to New York,
1848
01:21:24,585 --> 01:21:26,720
it's dark in LA.
1849
01:21:26,744 --> 01:21:27,744
Just do it.
1850
01:21:30,337 --> 01:21:31,149
- Really?
1851
01:21:31,173 --> 01:21:32,749
- Yeah.
1852
01:21:32,773 --> 01:21:33,582
- Really?
1853
01:21:33,606 --> 01:21:34,519
- [Miles] Yeah.
1854
01:21:34,543 --> 01:21:37,125
(Becca laughs)
1855
01:21:38,078 --> 01:21:39,078
- Yes!
1856
01:21:50,029 --> 01:21:51,862
What are you gonna do?
1857
01:21:54,523 --> 01:21:56,023
- I'm gonna swing.
1858
01:22:56,267 --> 01:22:58,267
- What are you gonna do?
1859
01:22:59,264 --> 01:23:00,580
- I've got to get together with Sam
1860
01:23:00,604 --> 01:23:04,556
and just figure out if
there's anything still there.
1861
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,196
- What about the family meeting?
1862
01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:09,087
- No pow-wow, I'm
calling my mom and saying
1863
01:23:09,111 --> 01:23:13,278
this is about me and Sam,
it's nobody else's business.
1864
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,750
- Good for you.
1865
01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:22,183
Hey, you're probably gonna need this.
1866
01:23:23,746 --> 01:23:25,338
- What is that?
1867
01:23:25,362 --> 01:23:27,584
I saw you throw that in the lake.
1868
01:23:27,608 --> 01:23:29,275
- It was my compact.
1869
01:23:30,228 --> 01:23:31,242
- I don't have a compact,
1870
01:23:31,266 --> 01:23:33,457
I threw your phone in the lake.
1871
01:23:33,481 --> 01:23:37,135
- I told you you were
gonna feel like shit.
1872
01:23:37,159 --> 01:23:38,659
It's just a phone.
1873
01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:45,326
Besides, at least now you're even.
1874
01:23:45,350 --> 01:23:47,146
- What's that supposed to mean?
1875
01:23:47,170 --> 01:23:48,629
- Sam left a couple voicemails,
1876
01:23:48,653 --> 01:23:50,865
she didn't have sex with
that guy, they just kissed.
1877
01:23:50,889 --> 01:23:52,411
- You checked my voicemail?
1878
01:23:52,435 --> 01:23:55,172
- At least you have your phone.
1879
01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:56,855
Look, I'm not saying that
you should get back together,
1880
01:23:56,879 --> 01:23:59,379
but, at least now you're even.
1881
01:24:01,319 --> 01:24:03,569
- You really are something.
1882
01:24:05,316 --> 01:24:06,206
- Well, if you're ever in New York,
1883
01:24:06,230 --> 01:24:08,151
you can always crash on my couch.
1884
01:24:08,175 --> 01:24:09,269
- Couch?
1885
01:24:09,293 --> 01:24:11,269
- [Becca] Yeah, buster, couch.
1886
01:24:11,293 --> 01:24:12,356
- What makes you think you're gonna
1887
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:13,457
have room for a couch?
1888
01:24:13,481 --> 01:24:15,688
(Becca laughs)
1889
01:24:15,712 --> 01:24:18,295
(mellow music)
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