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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:22,873 --> 00:02:26,977 - Jesus Christ! Do you have to do that? - It's my car! So just shut up and drive! 2 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:42,224 WASHINGTON D.C. 19 MILES 3 00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:53,587 There's someone out there! 4 00:02:55,005 --> 00:02:55,963 It's one of them! 5 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:58,425 - I don't think so... - It's one of them! 6 00:03:05,265 --> 00:03:06,850 Jesus Christ! 7 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,372 - Are you alright? - I hit my... 8 00:03:41,384 --> 00:03:43,261 Alright! It's alright. 9 00:03:46,013 --> 00:03:47,723 I'm sorry. 10 00:03:49,851 --> 00:03:51,853 I think I knew him once. 11 00:03:55,356 --> 00:03:57,191 Where are we? 12 00:04:00,653 --> 00:04:03,322 God! Jesus. I think I broke a rib... 13 00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:07,744 Suck it up! We got to get out of here. 14 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:14,375 Honk the horn. Maybe they'll give us a ride. 15 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:33,352 David? 16 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,313 David, Jesus. Pop the trunk. 17 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,775 God damn it! 18 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,952 There's a semi-automatic in there. 19 00:04:50,118 --> 00:04:51,750 What's the point, Jane? 20 00:04:51,787 --> 00:04:54,712 The point is we're not giving up! 21 00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:57,918 And we're definitely not giving up to a bunch of cripples, 22 00:04:59,461 --> 00:05:00,586 stinkers! 23 00:05:00,587 --> 00:05:02,511 Maggot infested... 24 00:05:02,548 --> 00:05:06,051 crazy, zombie dissidents! 25 00:05:06,384 --> 00:05:08,136 Come and get it! 26 00:05:08,173 --> 00:05:09,751 Come on, you pussies! 27 00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:14,143 - What are we gonna do? - We're gonna take their goddamn truck... 28 00:05:14,179 --> 00:05:16,645 Grab that gun, you chicken shit! 29 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,023 See the trick. Is to aim low! 30 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:22,267 Take their legs out! 31 00:05:23,109 --> 00:05:25,778 You can't kill them, but you can slow 'em up! 32 00:05:25,815 --> 00:05:28,579 Oh .. get up you pansies! 33 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:31,743 - Bring it on! - I'm sorry, Jane! 34 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,495 I'm truly sorry. 35 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,856 Oh! Who cares! Shut up and shoot! 36 00:05:35,892 --> 00:05:37,749 It's my fault... 37 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,418 The whole damn thing... 38 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:43,045 It's all my fault. 39 00:05:44,248 --> 00:05:47,050 *** Jesus! 40 00:05:48,785 --> 00:05:51,054 I'm sorry, Jane. 41 00:05:52,806 --> 00:05:54,515 I never should have opened my mouth. 42 00:06:04,526 --> 00:06:07,612 I remember the night the world went to hell. 43 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:11,407 It was the night I first met Jane. 44 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:19,082 We're back on "Marty Clark Live" with our special guest 45 00:06:19,118 --> 00:06:21,834 constitutional scholar, Jane Cleaver, 46 00:06:21,876 --> 00:06:23,675 whose new book is: 47 00:06:23,711 --> 00:06:28,090 "Subversion: How the Radical Left took over cable news." 48 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:29,889 And a good friend, David Murch 49 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:32,554 who is a former presidential speech writer, 50 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:35,981 and high priced campaign consultant. Welcome, David. 51 00:06:36,557 --> 00:06:39,000 With the elections just three weeks away, 52 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:42,021 the President is in full campaign mode. 53 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:46,692 Just this week in Boulder, several protesters were arrested , 54 00:06:46,817 --> 00:06:52,532 when they took off their coats to reveal anti-war T-Shirts. 55 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:53,365 David? 56 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:55,465 There has been several of these incidents. 57 00:06:55,501 --> 00:06:58,412 The protesters say they have a right to free speech. 58 00:06:58,449 --> 00:07:00,998 Does the President have a policy 59 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:03,255 of suppressing dissent? 60 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,384 Well, look Marty. The President has a 1st Amendment right 61 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:10,132 to take his case to the American people without being shuttered down. 62 00:07:10,382 --> 00:07:13,552 But to answer your question, no there is no policy. 63 00:07:13,589 --> 00:07:16,513 The Secret Service is there to protect the President. 64 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:18,837 Now they gonna err on the side of caution. 65 00:07:18,874 --> 00:07:20,856 Jane looks like she's going to jump out from her chair! 66 00:07:20,892 --> 00:07:23,446 Marty, please! If you look at these protesters, 67 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:26,320 you see men with breasts and women with armpit hair. 68 00:07:26,357 --> 00:07:29,005 They are ugly, stupid, coarse. 69 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:31,066 They have nothing to offer but hate for this country. 70 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:32,971 And they know the only way they could ever get on TV, 71 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:35,231 is to defecate in public on our President and our troops... 72 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:36,908 - Jane, please! - And you, Marty. 73 00:07:36,945 --> 00:07:38,666 You are their collaborator. 74 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:41,313 You put these repulsive, horrible people on TV 75 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:43,445 which is all that they want to begin with, so... 76 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,167 Thanks! Mission accomplished. 77 00:07:46,393 --> 00:07:49,796 We go now live to Altoona, Pennsylvania 78 00:07:49,832 --> 00:07:53,007 and we're being joined by Mrs. Janet Hofstadter. 79 00:07:53,044 --> 00:07:54,504 Welcome, Mrs. Hofstadter. 80 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:58,013 You are what used to be called the "Gold Star Mum" 81 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,764 That's right, Marty. 82 00:07:59,765 --> 00:08:03,476 And your son, Corporal Gordon Hofstadter was killed in action. 83 00:08:03,513 --> 00:08:05,483 July 8th of this year. 84 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,803 And you were detained by the Secret Service, 85 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,319 for heckling the President. What exactly did you say to him? 86 00:08:12,903 --> 00:08:15,197 I stood up and I asked him: 87 00:08:16,281 --> 00:08:20,493 - Why did my son die? - "Why did my son die?" 88 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:22,388 And he didn't answer me. 89 00:08:22,424 --> 00:08:24,247 And I asked again. 90 00:08:24,497 --> 00:08:25,998 And again... 91 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:29,494 And then I was grabbed by the arms and taken out. 92 00:08:29,628 --> 00:08:31,796 Why did you say that to the President? 93 00:08:33,339 --> 00:08:35,597 Because no one else will. 94 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:39,011 They told us there was a threat to America. 95 00:08:40,012 --> 00:08:42,796 But the weapons of mass destruction weren't there. 96 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:46,394 Their nuclear program wasn't there, the threat wasn't there. 97 00:08:46,978 --> 00:08:50,800 And here is the President surrounded by his supporters and his yes men, 98 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:54,193 and they are talking happy talk about his war. 99 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:56,742 I have the right, Mr. Clark. 100 00:08:56,779 --> 00:09:00,492 I have the right to ask him: Why did my son die? 101 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:04,537 Thank you. David? What do you say about all that? 102 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:06,990 First of all, I'd say Mrs. Hofstadter, 103 00:09:06,992 --> 00:09:09,166 I honour you, for your sacrifice. 104 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,862 I had an older brother 105 00:09:11,277 --> 00:09:13,587 who gave his life in Vietnam. 106 00:09:13,623 --> 00:09:15,256 And, believe me. 107 00:09:15,882 --> 00:09:18,259 If I had one wish... 108 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:34,817 If I had... one wish... 109 00:09:37,736 --> 00:09:40,072 I would wish... 110 00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:43,664 for your son to come back. 111 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,203 Because I know he would tell us all... 112 00:09:48,873 --> 00:09:51,792 how important this struggle is. 113 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:57,147 This is important struggle for all, for the safety and security of all Americans, 114 00:09:57,198 --> 00:10:01,551 and... and how proud he is to have served his country. 115 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:05,248 Frankly, sir, I don't think you know my son well enough to... 116 00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:07,056 Thank you, Mrs. Hofstadter. Thank you so much. 117 00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:10,052 We'll be back after these messages. 118 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:20,701 Thank you. 119 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:22,281 Bring it on. 120 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:26,368 There is no way you gonna tell me that wasn't planned. 121 00:10:26,404 --> 00:10:29,579 - It wasn't I had planned! - Ohh. Come on... 122 00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:31,975 I mean, I've been hearing about you forever. 123 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:34,690 You're supposed to be the smartest guy in DC. 124 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,422 Now look. The smartest guy in DC just fucked up, okay! 125 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,923 I just... 126 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:43,098 I blanked out... on live TV. 127 00:10:43,134 --> 00:10:45,678 - Never had that happened before. - Well, it was great! 128 00:10:45,929 --> 00:10:49,390 You were like... crying. 129 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,186 It was like... so... 130 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:56,231 sincere! 131 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,322 See, that's the thing. 132 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,778 You have this... credibility. 133 00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:05,656 I mean, you and I are basically saying the same shit, 134 00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:08,659 but people treat me like I'm some sort of circus act. 135 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,829 Do you believe that stuff you say? 136 00:11:11,162 --> 00:11:12,877 Yes! 137 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:14,499 Well, I mean... 138 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:15,916 You know. 139 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:19,217 I mean, come on! It's words... It's a game. 140 00:11:19,253 --> 00:11:21,130 You say whatever it takes to win. 141 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,048 Well, maybe that's your problem. 142 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:24,545 Okay. 143 00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:28,096 So you believe what you say. 144 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,018 You believed a soldier would come back and be like: 145 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:32,677 "Oh! By the way, thanks for getting me killed!" 146 00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,395 No! I don't believe it. 147 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,482 A couple of tricks I can teach you. 148 00:11:41,692 --> 00:11:43,995 That waiter keeps winking at you. 149 00:11:44,045 --> 00:11:46,194 Oh, I think I knew him once. 150 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,991 - Ah, you were saying... - Okay, here's the thing. 151 00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:53,662 You want the audience to see you thinking. 152 00:11:53,699 --> 00:11:54,787 Right, you got a question. 153 00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:58,216 You know already know what you gotta say... some dumb ass talking point but... 154 00:11:58,334 --> 00:11:59,835 You think about it... 155 00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:02,630 you drag it out, you go... 156 00:12:03,714 --> 00:12:05,554 Well... 157 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,426 Marty... 158 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:12,347 that is really interesting. 159 00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,768 Thinking. 160 00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:19,521 Okay. 161 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,441 - Ask me a question. - Okay... 162 00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:25,047 Well, Jane. 163 00:12:25,084 --> 00:12:26,742 Tell me: 164 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:30,206 What color panties are you wearing tonight? 165 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,610 Well... Marty... 166 00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:40,500 I'm not wearing any panties! 167 00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:48,509 See? I'm fun. 168 00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:50,524 I'm so much fun... 169 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:54,238 All the... men in this town are such emasculated pussies. 170 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,526 They're all afraid of me. 171 00:12:55,561 --> 00:12:56,855 And why is that? 172 00:12:56,891 --> 00:12:58,685 Maybe they just don't like you. 173 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,181 No, seriously! 174 00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:04,066 Maybe, it's the force of your intellect. 175 00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:06,777 Now, there's not much I can do about that. 176 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,280 You know why I like you? 177 00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:14,701 I've known you over an hour and you haven't made one single joke about my name. 178 00:13:14,737 --> 00:13:17,078 That's all I get from these bozos! 179 00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:21,492 Meet Cleaver June Cleaver... beaver cleaver. 180 00:13:21,527 --> 00:13:23,960 Well... that would just be rude. 181 00:13:23,997 --> 00:13:25,755 I hardly know you. 182 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,714 We can fix that. 183 00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:29,966 Then hurry! 184 00:13:30,466 --> 00:13:32,551 What do you have in mind? 185 00:13:33,219 --> 00:13:34,970 Well... 186 00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:37,557 Marty... 187 00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:48,567 Sorry honey. I got to take that. 188 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:49,776 No... 189 00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:51,945 It's Pothis... That's my Pothis tone! 190 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:54,273 Oh Jesus... Can I listen? 191 00:13:58,327 --> 00:14:00,751 - Murch here. - David? 192 00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:03,457 - Catch you at a bad time? - No! No! Not at all. 193 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,959 That's not the President! That's Kurt Rand. 194 00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:08,258 - It's the same thing. - David? 195 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:12,216 Sorry, Kurt... I just... I have someone here. 196 00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:14,510 Some one here. 197 00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:16,720 It's not Jane Cleaver, is it? 198 00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:19,003 No! 199 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:21,225 Well, tell her hi if it is. 200 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:24,644 Hey, we caught you today on the Clark show. Pothis was watching. 201 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:28,190 Oh! I don't know what happened there, Kurt. I must have had some kind of brain clot. 202 00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:30,573 No listen, he loved it! He was moved by it! 203 00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:33,325 - Moved by it! - Hell yes. That's why I'm calling you. 204 00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:37,240 That bit about the wish and the soldier coming back. That's great stuff, man. 205 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,367 He wants to use it in a some speech. 206 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,913 Jesus! Be my guest... 207 00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:44,886 Yeah, but here's the thing, okay? 208 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:49,503 He said it to you. You just went on the Clark show and repeated it. Okay? 209 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:52,797 Yeah, well of course. We all know what a silver tongue debater the... 210 00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:59,305 - Something wrong? - No! Everything's fine. 211 00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,641 Good work. You tell Jannie bye-bye, okay? 212 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,727 - Bye, Kurt! - Bye, Jannie! 213 00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:12,775 Oh, I'm so gonna make you scream. 214 00:15:15,529 --> 00:15:18,615 "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." 215 00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:20,867 Henry Kissinger said that. 216 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:26,164 In DC, even second hand power has its compensations. 217 00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:33,964 Oh my God! He is good! 218 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,679 They just adore him. 219 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:38,551 - What is it? What has he got? - It's a gift. 220 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,386 He's not stupid. 221 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:45,141 He has a way of making stupid people feel like they are just as smart as he is. 222 00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,103 Murch. I think this is it. 223 00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:52,529 I suffer when I see those numbers every day. 224 00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:57,445 I see them before you do. And until I'm spent. I tell 'em all the time. 225 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,286 If I'm gonna have one wish, 226 00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:04,786 one big wish. I'd bring those brave young Americans back. 227 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:08,211 Because if they could come back, 228 00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:10,541 I think I'll know what they would say. 229 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,710 He was wrong about that. 230 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,211 Dead wrong. 231 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:18,411 The first incident took place less than 48 hours later, 232 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:21,694 when a regular night flight arrived at Dover Air Force Base, 233 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,097 carrying a brand new batch of caskets from the war. 234 00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:58,881 Copy that. 235 00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:02,884 We've got another civilian taking pictures. 236 00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:05,720 - Newspaper guys again? - I don't know. 237 00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:08,849 Main thing is security camera. 238 00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:25,978 Copy. 239 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,467 Seen a figure running around back of the hangar. 240 00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:30,996 Could be inside by now. 241 00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:46,183 Sir? 242 00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:51,266 You are trespassing on a United States military installation. 243 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:55,186 I suggest you make yourself known, sir. 244 00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:00,441 Sir? 245 00:18:00,442 --> 00:18:03,194 There are no cameras allowed here. 246 00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:09,116 It is against the policy of the US military to allow cameras... 247 00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:38,229 Stop! 248 00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,767 Stop! 249 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,419 Stop there! 250 00:18:57,456 --> 00:18:59,958 Stop! Please stop there! 251 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,130 Look! I know you're alive, we'll get medical help. Please stop! 252 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,022 Fuck! 253 00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,358 Freeze! 254 00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:53,971 At ease, soldier. 255 00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:09,987 Peggy Pepper's daughter came and took us out to the Wounded Steer. 256 00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:11,698 Have you tried that buffet? 257 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,559 I just love those little croutons they have. 258 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,283 Sorry ma. I gotta take this. 259 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,868 Murch. 260 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:18,911 What? 261 00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:23,332 Yeah, I'm just dying to do a show again after he called me a "dick" on the air. 262 00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:25,974 Hey look, can I call you back? I'm with my mom. 263 00:20:26,011 --> 00:20:30,173 His hip never really healed up after that truck accident he had. 264 00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:32,425 Slow down... 265 00:20:33,426 --> 00:20:35,678 You drive so darn fast. 266 00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:37,221 Sorry mom. 267 00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:39,014 Murch. 268 00:20:39,223 --> 00:20:40,584 He what? 269 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,645 Go fire his ass. You don't need me to tell you that. 270 00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:46,522 Hey listen. Can I call you back? I'm with my mother. 271 00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:05,466 Paddy Runihan's boy came by to see her last night. 272 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,002 He stood outside the window. 273 00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:10,167 In the moonlight, she said. 274 00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:12,297 So she went out on the patio. 275 00:21:13,199 --> 00:21:15,635 He just wanted to tell her goodbye. 276 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,387 Paddy Runihan? 277 00:21:18,554 --> 00:21:20,347 Isn't she the one... 278 00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:22,558 Wasn't her son killed in the war? 279 00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,601 Yes, that's him. 280 00:21:25,102 --> 00:21:27,896 I thought it was odd when she told me. 281 00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:30,149 Well, what did she offer? Med? 282 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,735 Oh, I don't know, dear. 283 00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:35,905 Maybe I just got the details wrong. 284 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:46,320 He liked chocolates. 285 00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:49,210 Well, you're making some little squirrel very happy! 286 00:21:58,093 --> 00:21:59,385 Oh, go on... 287 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,306 - You can answer it... - No, no, no. It's just my... 288 00:22:03,332 --> 00:22:05,934 A woman I've been seeing. On and off. 289 00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,359 Have I heard about this one? 290 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,431 Actually it's Jane Cleaver. 291 00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,228 From TV? 292 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,448 Oh, be careful, hon. 293 00:22:15,485 --> 00:22:17,820 She is what we used to call a "skank". 294 00:22:24,703 --> 00:22:27,122 Hey Mom. Wait here a minute. 295 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:32,501 Hey? 296 00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:33,961 Buddy? 297 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:38,258 Hey buddy? What the hell are you doing? 298 00:22:56,484 --> 00:22:58,987 Mom! Get in the car! 299 00:22:59,404 --> 00:23:01,239 Lock the door. 300 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,259 What happened? 301 00:23:58,296 --> 00:24:01,549 - Those men. They look like they... - Look, mom! I don't know what they... 302 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:06,303 I don't know who they were okay, but we're safe now, so you can relax. 303 00:24:11,891 --> 00:24:12,892 Murch. 304 00:24:12,893 --> 00:24:15,609 David, we got us a little situation developing here. 305 00:24:15,646 --> 00:24:18,273 If I tell you what it is, you're gonna think I'm crazy! 306 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:20,408 Yeah! Try me! 307 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,509 All vets? 308 00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:27,769 Veterans of the current engagement, to be precise. 309 00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:31,203 Remember that little speech of yours about a soldier coming back? 310 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,078 Yeah. 311 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,998 That one is no longer in heavy rotation. 312 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,632 BIOMEDICAL LABORATORY 3 313 00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:40,337 Hope you haven't just need this. 314 00:24:42,989 --> 00:24:45,968 - Oh, Jesus! - Yeah, I told you. 315 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:57,270 David, I'd like you to meet P.F.C. Bobby Earl Bieller. 316 00:24:57,854 --> 00:24:59,939 So say "hi" Pecker Wood! 317 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:03,172 Oh, sorry. He can't say "hi". No vocal chords. 318 00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:05,946 He could wave though, if he had any manners. 319 00:25:06,529 --> 00:25:08,803 Private Bieller here died on the operating table, 320 00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:12,076 after which he put up a hell of a fuss. 321 00:25:12,113 --> 00:25:14,328 How many of these... 322 00:25:14,662 --> 00:25:16,794 these cases are there? 323 00:25:16,831 --> 00:25:19,125 About 2 dozen, that we know about. 324 00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:21,987 Words are getting around, that the papers are afraid to touch it 325 00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:23,698 cause it is damn weird. 326 00:25:23,734 --> 00:25:25,721 They are on the streets, Kurt. 327 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,279 There's no... hushing this one up. 328 00:25:27,315 --> 00:25:28,801 I figure we have a day or two. 329 00:25:28,926 --> 00:25:31,095 After that, we need a good, solid lie. 330 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,643 But what is happening? 331 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,105 How can a dead soldier get up? 332 00:25:35,141 --> 00:25:37,810 Don't know, buddy... That's why we got this lab. 333 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:39,484 The thing is: 334 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,556 We can't kill 'em! And God knows we've tried! 335 00:25:46,819 --> 00:25:48,445 Here. You wanna to try? 336 00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,323 No thanks. 337 00:25:53,659 --> 00:25:57,538 Shoot 'em, they keep on coming. Cut them up in pieces, the pieces keep coming. 338 00:25:57,575 --> 00:25:59,587 We amputated his leg and you know what it did? 339 00:25:59,623 --> 00:26:02,001 Damn thing kicked the doctor, square in the ass. 340 00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:04,753 Not to be premature, but... 341 00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:06,673 I'm thinking supernatural. 342 00:26:08,216 --> 00:26:09,759 He feels it, Kurt. 343 00:26:10,218 --> 00:26:11,724 You see? 344 00:26:11,761 --> 00:26:14,972 - He feels pain! - Ahh hell. He volunteered. 345 00:26:25,174 --> 00:26:27,080 It's something to think about, huh? 346 00:26:27,094 --> 00:26:29,111 A soldier who can't be killed. 347 00:26:29,148 --> 00:26:31,535 Takes a lickin' and keeps on ticking... 348 00:26:31,572 --> 00:26:34,574 I mean, should all recruitment undergo in the sewer. 349 00:26:34,611 --> 00:26:37,577 If we could keep the same dodgy eyes out in the battlefield forever... 350 00:26:37,702 --> 00:26:40,748 - That's like the answer to our prayer! - Kurt? 351 00:26:40,831 --> 00:26:43,125 Why do you think they came back? 352 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:47,796 - What do you suppose they want? - Couldn't be the disability benefit. 353 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,049 A day later, when the story broke wide, 354 00:26:51,086 --> 00:26:52,884 we found out what they wanted. 355 00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:57,097 And coincidentally, we found out how to kill them. 356 00:27:02,644 --> 00:27:04,104 Excuse me, sir. 357 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:27,966 Robert? 358 00:27:28,003 --> 00:27:29,796 Robert Bunton? 359 00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:35,844 What are you here? What do want, Robert? 360 00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:39,764 EARLY VOTING HERE 361 00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:43,351 You want to vote? 362 00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:47,564 Do you have your ID? 363 00:27:56,614 --> 00:27:59,825 Do you need instructions? You know how to use the punch card? 364 00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,662 Then you can go right over there. 365 00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:09,710 It's good to see you, Robert! 366 00:28:24,475 --> 00:28:26,894 - Where is he? - Over there. 367 00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:29,313 He's voting. 368 00:28:52,545 --> 00:28:54,218 He's dead. 369 00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:56,423 He's really dead. 370 00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:05,562 A miracle, Marty. 371 00:29:05,598 --> 00:29:11,193 Nothing less than a pure miracle. It is the hand of God! 372 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:16,359 Reaching down to touch our nation, our blessed President, 373 00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:20,388 our brave warriors and their grieving families. 374 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:25,077 He is the Resurrection and the Life. 375 00:29:25,244 --> 00:29:26,870 Amen! 376 00:29:28,188 --> 00:29:30,379 In addition to the San Francisco incident, 377 00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:34,335 we now have confirmed reports of resurrected soldiers in Boston, 378 00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:37,610 Detroit, the Florida pan handle and 379 00:29:37,647 --> 00:29:40,676 several cases here in DC, Jane. 380 00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:44,810 Well, Marty. Far be it for me to offend members of any religion, 381 00:29:44,846 --> 00:29:47,980 but if I am an Islamic fascist right now, I have to take this as an omen. 382 00:29:47,981 --> 00:29:50,471 I mean, talk about our God is bigger than your God. 383 00:29:50,506 --> 00:29:54,284 So you're saying that all of this is just a stamp of heavenly approval. 384 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,749 Well, I'm sure our atheist liberal friends are looking for a different way to spin it. 385 00:29:57,786 --> 00:30:00,779 But if you remember what our President said a couple of weeks ago, 386 00:30:00,815 --> 00:30:03,645 how he wished that our fallen soldiers could come back 387 00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:07,084 and tell us how they felt about the sacrifice they made in this great cause. 388 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,916 Well, that's exactly what we're seeing now. 389 00:30:08,953 --> 00:30:11,498 Not even death will stop the march of freedom. 390 00:30:12,816 --> 00:30:14,422 It's a Murch line if I ever heard one. 391 00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:18,004 Which raises another point. The Marine in San Francisco, 392 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,500 Sergeant Robert Bunton. 393 00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:23,676 We had reports that he went to an early voter registration centre, 394 00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:27,054 and cast a vote for president. 395 00:30:27,163 --> 00:30:28,848 Now Jane? Is this legal? 396 00:30:29,807 --> 00:30:31,934 Well, Marty... 397 00:30:32,101 --> 00:30:33,978 The laws vary by state. 398 00:30:34,015 --> 00:30:35,818 There are two questions here: 399 00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:38,883 One. Are the soldiers legally dead? 400 00:30:38,919 --> 00:30:40,698 Is "undead" the same as "dead"? 401 00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:44,239 And two. This man is a hero who died fighting for this country. 402 00:30:44,322 --> 00:30:47,325 Who's gonna tell him, he doesn't have the right to vote? 403 00:30:48,576 --> 00:30:49,784 David? 404 00:30:49,785 --> 00:30:51,296 You have transformed that girl. 405 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:54,111 She's... She's so damn credible! 406 00:30:54,148 --> 00:30:56,250 Just give her a couple of talking points. 407 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,608 What do you say, Kathy? 408 00:30:57,609 --> 00:31:00,134 Think we could put this gal in office? Huh? 409 00:31:00,171 --> 00:31:02,578 Something small at first... Maybe the Senate. 410 00:31:02,615 --> 00:31:06,221 Come on. Can you see her in a debate, with him feeding her lines? 411 00:31:06,358 --> 00:31:08,829 And those legs of hers... in a little leather mini. 412 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:10,722 Yeah, like you care... 413 00:31:11,014 --> 00:31:13,147 If you want to talk about President, Marty, 414 00:31:13,183 --> 00:31:16,770 you should call those dead people when voting this time again. 415 00:31:17,897 --> 00:31:21,275 - Yeah, sure... - We'll take a break. We'll be right back. 416 00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:23,277 Gentlemen. I think we created a monster. 417 00:31:23,313 --> 00:31:25,654 Smile, bad boy. You've done good. 418 00:31:25,696 --> 00:31:28,031 We don't know what we're messing with here, Kurt. 419 00:31:28,156 --> 00:31:31,034 This could jump right up and bite us on the ass. 420 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:33,187 Well it jumped and it bit. 421 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,412 What's is problem? 422 00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:38,458 The dead wanted to vote, alright. They just didn't want to vote for us. 423 00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:42,384 I saw one of those things today. 424 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:45,073 I was in Caffeine City and I looked out window and it was like... 425 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:47,097 Oh God! There it was. 426 00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:50,929 I mean, it was like guys in uniform, but only with like, some skin. 427 00:31:52,139 --> 00:31:53,640 I think he knew me. 428 00:31:57,644 --> 00:31:59,104 Murch. 429 00:32:01,481 --> 00:32:03,024 What? 430 00:32:05,853 --> 00:32:07,788 Hey, my segment's after the commercial! 431 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,448 Not now. We got a talker. 432 00:32:09,823 --> 00:32:12,117 Have you ever been in a war, sir? 433 00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:16,292 You've seen men get killed? 434 00:32:16,329 --> 00:32:19,620 No. No, I had a medical ah... 435 00:32:19,627 --> 00:32:23,295 I've seen men get killed, sir. 436 00:32:25,338 --> 00:32:27,621 For a lie. 437 00:32:27,657 --> 00:32:31,469 Women and children killed... for a lie. 438 00:32:32,095 --> 00:32:35,014 I seen my friends... 439 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:38,107 killed for a lie. 440 00:32:38,143 --> 00:32:41,563 I was killed for a lie. 441 00:32:41,938 --> 00:32:44,357 What is it you want, Sergeant? 442 00:32:44,774 --> 00:32:47,193 We want one thing. 443 00:32:47,985 --> 00:32:50,237 We want to vote. 444 00:32:51,914 --> 00:32:57,804 We'll vote for anyone... who ends this evil war. 445 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:04,173 Bastard! 446 00:33:04,210 --> 00:33:07,004 It's as if the bowels of hell had opened 447 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,953 and then disgorge these demons, in our midst. 448 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:15,089 These Satanic spawned devils that walk among us. 449 00:33:15,124 --> 00:33:18,177 The end is near. It is at hand and... 450 00:33:18,212 --> 00:33:23,500 we must beg God's forgiveness for our sins and immorality 451 00:33:23,511 --> 00:33:27,805 that has brought this plague upon us... once a great nation. 452 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,344 I believe we're looking at shots here of Baltimore 453 00:33:30,444 --> 00:33:34,615 but as you know, the government today declared that all zombie soldiers 454 00:33:34,651 --> 00:33:38,470 are a public health threat pending further tests. 455 00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:39,617 So, how about it, Jane? 456 00:33:39,624 --> 00:33:45,418 Do these deceased veterans have rights, and are they being violated? 457 00:33:45,626 --> 00:33:48,608 The fact is that, Marty, they studied these creatures and 458 00:33:48,644 --> 00:33:50,552 they have no higher brain function. 459 00:33:50,589 --> 00:33:53,717 Their intelligence levels basically that of a liberal. 460 00:33:53,753 --> 00:33:55,557 Do you let them vote? 461 00:33:55,594 --> 00:33:58,059 As I've always said. You stand by the law 462 00:33:58,096 --> 00:34:02,200 The law says deceased voters are supposed to be routinely purged from the voting rolls. 463 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,609 - But you said last week... - On top of which, Marty, 464 00:34:05,646 --> 00:34:07,865 these things, they are turn coats! 465 00:34:07,866 --> 00:34:11,100 They betrayed their country, and their government and their fellow soldiers. 466 00:34:11,123 --> 00:34:13,300 And they're giving aid and comfort to the enemy. 467 00:34:13,306 --> 00:34:14,528 Now... as I said. 468 00:34:14,529 --> 00:34:16,680 They're brain dead, maybe they're not responsible... 469 00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:19,368 - Maybe they won't go to Hell. - Verily they shall! 470 00:34:19,404 --> 00:34:20,409 So? 471 00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:21,702 What's the solution? 472 00:34:21,703 --> 00:34:24,998 Monsters, traitors. There's one solution for both! 473 00:34:25,034 --> 00:34:28,334 Mobs, tortures... pitchforks! 474 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:33,757 The face of this war had always been ugly. 475 00:34:33,924 --> 00:34:36,468 We'd always try to hide it from the public. 476 00:34:36,504 --> 00:34:37,885 But then... 477 00:34:37,886 --> 00:34:40,972 They were among us! These dead young men. 478 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,771 These monsters. 479 00:34:42,807 --> 00:34:47,353 Demanding only that we look at that face, and acknowledge what we had done. 480 00:34:47,728 --> 00:34:49,189 Son! 481 00:34:49,523 --> 00:34:52,025 You shouldn't be out here in this rain. 482 00:35:01,742 --> 00:35:04,161 This will keep you warm for a bit. 483 00:35:05,497 --> 00:35:07,290 You want something to eat? 484 00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:09,667 We have some coffee. 485 00:35:14,171 --> 00:35:16,382 We know what you've... 486 00:35:18,634 --> 00:35:23,431 We want you to know that somebody does appreciate you. 487 00:35:24,098 --> 00:35:26,100 We have a boy. 488 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,519 Our Jim. 489 00:35:29,979 --> 00:35:32,231 He's over there, too. 490 00:35:32,856 --> 00:35:37,654 We don't complain... We know that someone called to duty. 491 00:35:37,946 --> 00:35:40,323 But pray every night 492 00:35:40,364 --> 00:35:44,201 that he will... come back home. 493 00:35:44,452 --> 00:35:48,122 Alive and... 494 00:35:49,289 --> 00:35:51,291 That's Beulla. 495 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,503 That's his dog. 496 00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,134 It's okay. 497 00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:02,845 It's alright. 498 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,138 It's alright. 499 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:10,061 What's your name, son? 500 00:36:17,693 --> 00:36:19,486 Michael. 501 00:36:20,404 --> 00:36:22,364 Michael. 502 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:25,325 And that's a nice name. 503 00:36:26,744 --> 00:36:28,579 Michael? 504 00:36:29,705 --> 00:36:31,873 I'm Irene. 505 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,127 Irene Baker. 506 00:36:40,507 --> 00:36:43,126 Are you from around here, Michael? 507 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,148 God dammit! Why don't they do something? 508 00:36:57,184 --> 00:37:00,333 Eat a brain or bite somebody's throat out or something. 509 00:37:00,368 --> 00:37:02,362 God dammit! At least we'd have an excuse to round them up. 510 00:37:02,404 --> 00:37:04,414 We are rounding them up, Kurt. 511 00:37:04,428 --> 00:37:06,549 You grab one and another one pops up! 512 00:37:06,586 --> 00:37:10,495 We don't have the manpower for this. The whole damn National Guard is overseas! 513 00:37:10,745 --> 00:37:12,293 Meanwhile... 514 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:16,004 5 days to election and our numbers are off the cliff, like wildly damn coyote. 515 00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:17,160 And you know why? 516 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,547 Because we got these undead creeps at every damn mall and bus-stop 517 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,395 looking all shot up and pitiful. 518 00:37:22,432 --> 00:37:24,884 They do make quite an impression. 519 00:37:24,926 --> 00:37:26,802 Why don't we just ignore them? 520 00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:28,429 Say what? 521 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,764 Just treat them like regular vets. 522 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,064 Welcome home. 523 00:37:33,101 --> 00:37:35,191 Our heroic sons. 524 00:37:35,228 --> 00:37:36,980 Let them do what they want to. 525 00:37:37,016 --> 00:37:38,146 Let them sit around. 526 00:37:38,147 --> 00:37:40,049 - Let them vote. - What are you now? 527 00:37:40,086 --> 00:37:42,151 - A zombie rights advocate? - Why not? 528 00:37:42,568 --> 00:37:44,028 How many of them are there? 529 00:37:45,112 --> 00:37:46,905 What is it? Couple of hundred now? 530 00:37:47,322 --> 00:37:50,702 - They ought to max out soon. - Not necessarily. 531 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:53,120 We got quite a few dead ones, we're keeping off the books. 532 00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:57,791 Even so, a few hundred votes is not going to swing a national election. 533 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,710 Florida? 534 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:01,752 Point withdrawn. 535 00:38:01,753 --> 00:38:05,925 It's not just their damn votes. It's all the live people they're getting to. 536 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:08,344 Tell me something. 537 00:38:08,636 --> 00:38:11,018 The military vote is ours. Always. 538 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:14,433 How come we can't find one dead soldier on our side? 539 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:19,020 If they died for a cause they believed in, 540 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:21,399 they're at peace. 541 00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:25,074 They've got no reason to come back. 542 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:28,864 - How did you know that? - Cause I started it all. 543 00:38:29,531 --> 00:38:30,906 Remember? 544 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:33,994 If I had one wish... 545 00:38:34,161 --> 00:38:36,747 I wish he had that wish back. 546 00:38:41,043 --> 00:38:43,045 If that's true, 547 00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:48,508 the majority of dead soldiers support the war. They haven't come back. 548 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,759 Tough sell, Kurt. 549 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,973 Look at all the soldiers that support our President by staying dead! 550 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:58,310 Then give me an idea! 551 00:38:58,518 --> 00:39:01,068 The three of us sold a war, dammit. 552 00:39:01,104 --> 00:39:04,357 We sold a war based on nothing but horse shit and elbow grease. 553 00:39:04,394 --> 00:39:06,219 We are the best in the goddamn game! 554 00:39:06,255 --> 00:39:09,410 It's not a goddamn game, Kurt! 555 00:39:09,446 --> 00:39:11,299 Why do you think this is happening? 556 00:39:11,335 --> 00:39:14,719 Because we sold a war based on nothing but this horse shit and elbow grease. 557 00:39:14,755 --> 00:39:17,143 And those poor motherfuckers died for it. 558 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,331 Excuse me. There is no defeatist rhetoric in this room. 559 00:39:23,418 --> 00:39:25,258 - Where are you going? - I'm going to get drunk... 560 00:39:25,294 --> 00:39:29,179 within an inch of my life. Then I'm gonna sleep for 8 hours straight, 561 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:32,068 while you go find a soldier who is proud to have given his life 562 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:34,220 for horse shit and elbow grease! 563 00:39:35,054 --> 00:39:36,514 Hold it! 564 00:39:38,758 --> 00:39:41,060 You don't have to piss me off. 565 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,272 But you're a goddamn genius! 566 00:39:58,453 --> 00:40:00,955 - Which one is he? - We'll find him. 567 00:40:00,992 --> 00:40:02,749 We keep records. 568 00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:09,004 Cheer up, weepy! You're finally gonna get your wish. 569 00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,928 This blows, Kurt! 570 00:40:10,965 --> 00:40:14,098 See, I blame Mrs. Janet Hofstadter for all this. 571 00:40:14,134 --> 00:40:17,430 Going on TV, mouthing off, making you cry like that... 572 00:40:17,555 --> 00:40:19,682 She's fair game now. 573 00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:23,936 And that's her boy right there. Corporal Gordon Hofstadter. 574 00:40:24,687 --> 00:40:26,980 How's that for symbolic value? 575 00:40:31,844 --> 00:40:35,531 How do you like to be on the "Marty Clark Show"? 576 00:40:38,909 --> 00:40:41,495 Can you talk, Corporal? 577 00:40:43,747 --> 00:40:46,166 Then, may I ask, why don't you? 578 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:49,420 Hurts... 579 00:40:52,131 --> 00:40:53,971 We have a prepared statement. 580 00:40:54,008 --> 00:40:58,330 If it would be more convenient, we could have someone read it for you on the show 581 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,181 and you could simply nod your head yes. 582 00:41:02,891 --> 00:41:04,894 Would you like to read it? 583 00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:28,291 So... 584 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:31,920 You don't support the war. You don't support the President. 585 00:41:32,295 --> 00:41:34,922 That would be too much to ask. 586 00:41:36,258 --> 00:41:38,432 Why did you go to war, Corporal? 587 00:41:38,468 --> 00:41:40,762 To protect your homeland, your family. 588 00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:43,223 To protect your loved ones, right? 589 00:41:43,431 --> 00:41:45,892 Those are noble reasons. 590 00:41:46,584 --> 00:41:49,312 - What's the mom's number? - Speed dial 1. 591 00:41:50,646 --> 00:41:54,679 Rand here. Put Mrs. Hofstadter on the line if you would. 592 00:41:57,195 --> 00:42:00,031 Your mother would like to have a little chat with you, Gordon. 593 00:42:01,574 --> 00:42:04,202 Gordon, honey? Is it you? 594 00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:06,621 Yeah, ma. 595 00:42:06,829 --> 00:42:08,712 I love you, honey. 596 00:42:08,748 --> 00:42:11,626 They said I can only have a second to speak to you but... 597 00:42:11,835 --> 00:42:14,170 there's a paper they want you to sign... 598 00:42:14,796 --> 00:42:17,423 It might be better if you sign it, honey. 599 00:42:18,341 --> 00:42:21,293 But you should do what your conscience... 600 00:42:23,345 --> 00:42:26,313 It might be best if you sign it, Gordon. 601 00:42:26,349 --> 00:42:29,231 There's so much I want to say but... 602 00:42:29,268 --> 00:42:32,313 I'm proud of you, honey. I love you... 603 00:42:32,855 --> 00:42:34,565 I love you, Ma. 604 00:42:34,602 --> 00:42:36,150 I... 605 00:42:38,485 --> 00:42:41,121 Did your mom give you some good advice, Gordon? 606 00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:22,237 Stop it! Stop! 607 00:43:30,454 --> 00:43:32,852 You can let Mrs. Hofstadter go now. 608 00:43:32,889 --> 00:43:35,250 I don't want to bother her any more, understand? 609 00:43:35,417 --> 00:43:37,461 No, this is David Murch. 610 00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,962 Mr. Rand... 611 00:43:40,589 --> 00:43:42,966 Mr. Rand can't come to the phone now. 612 00:43:49,098 --> 00:43:51,266 I don't understand. 613 00:43:51,725 --> 00:43:53,268 Why me? 614 00:43:53,685 --> 00:43:56,254 Why did I have to be the... 615 00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,481 the focus of all of this? 616 00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,068 It was so awful about Kurt. 617 00:44:02,104 --> 00:44:04,112 Just awful. 618 00:44:04,696 --> 00:44:08,742 - I guess Kathy wasn't doing his job. - Yeah, I guess. 619 00:44:09,618 --> 00:44:11,369 Who's wasn't doing her job? 620 00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:14,914 Why do you ask? 621 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,291 David, I want to be an insider. 622 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:20,170 I want to have real power like you. 623 00:44:20,545 --> 00:44:24,007 I'm learning so much from you. It's amazing what you did to me. 624 00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:27,051 But Jane. You're funny. You're photogenic. 625 00:44:27,468 --> 00:44:31,681 - You're more useful in front of the camera. - Yeah, but I won't be 35 forever. 626 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:34,855 You're 41! 627 00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:38,521 David? I wanna be your prot�g�. 628 00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:41,107 I want you to groom me. 629 00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:47,196 - You want me to kiss the dead rummy? - No! 630 00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:53,203 Is something wrong? 631 00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,699 Jane! 632 00:44:55,246 --> 00:44:57,874 Kurt Rand was like a big brother to me. 633 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,459 I watched him die today. 634 00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:04,964 I watched him die. 635 00:45:05,714 --> 00:45:07,799 I had never seen... 636 00:45:09,135 --> 00:45:10,887 anyone... 637 00:45:11,971 --> 00:45:14,223 Jesus! What is it with you? 638 00:45:14,974 --> 00:45:19,019 It's like there's an answer to all of this, I know... I know it's right there, 639 00:45:19,055 --> 00:45:21,820 right in front of me, but I can't... see 640 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:26,313 and I can't... put my hand on it. 641 00:45:28,946 --> 00:45:34,421 Of course I didn't have long to wait, before the answer puts its hand on me. 642 00:45:34,558 --> 00:45:38,334 But when you put this formerly deceased veterans in internment camps 643 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:41,125 aren't you questioning their patriotism, David? I mean... 644 00:45:41,162 --> 00:45:43,694 Aren't you really saying that they are a menace... 645 00:45:43,730 --> 00:45:45,462 Of course not! Of course not. Marty... 646 00:45:45,863 --> 00:45:48,382 Formerly deceased veterans are in medical quarantine. 647 00:45:48,549 --> 00:45:51,343 Now I'm pleased to say they've been... cleared. 648 00:45:51,379 --> 00:45:54,137 We hope to have them processed and back on the streets by Monday. 649 00:45:54,174 --> 00:45:55,805 So they can vote on Tuesday? 650 00:45:56,556 --> 00:45:59,818 No one in this administration would contest the right 651 00:45:59,855 --> 00:46:02,479 of these brave men and women to vote. 652 00:46:02,646 --> 00:46:08,234 And I resent that implication, Marty. My brother gave his life in Vietnam. 653 00:46:08,271 --> 00:46:10,153 So you deny the allegations. 654 00:46:10,189 --> 00:46:11,696 Allegations? 655 00:46:11,779 --> 00:46:14,825 All over the web today, liberal websites. Here's one... 656 00:46:14,861 --> 00:46:19,168 "Liberum Arbitrium.com". It's a typical blog. 657 00:46:19,204 --> 00:46:21,668 One question for administration mouthpiece David Murch 658 00:46:21,669 --> 00:46:24,850 who trades on his respect for veterans. 659 00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:27,045 If his brother did died in Vietnam, 660 00:46:27,211 --> 00:46:29,965 why isn't his name on the Memorial Wall? 661 00:46:30,591 --> 00:46:32,446 Well, that's absurd. It is. 662 00:46:32,483 --> 00:46:34,302 Where exactly, David? 663 00:46:36,179 --> 00:46:38,243 Well, I never... 664 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,308 found it. 665 00:46:40,475 --> 00:46:44,901 There are 40 some thousand names... 666 00:46:44,937 --> 00:46:49,818 Marty ! This... This is a baseless cheap smear. 667 00:46:50,276 --> 00:46:52,112 This is despicable! 668 00:46:52,737 --> 00:46:56,374 According to the documents produced on the website here on the screen, 669 00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:59,530 Lance Corporal Phillip Murch was honorably discharged 670 00:46:59,537 --> 00:47:04,916 and shipped home to Silver Spring, Maryland... in March of 1971. 671 00:47:09,504 --> 00:47:13,674 You are among friends here, David. Here's your chance to respond. 672 00:47:15,743 --> 00:47:17,303 Alright. 673 00:47:17,636 --> 00:47:20,534 Before we go to break, condolences once again 674 00:47:20,535 --> 00:47:23,134 to the family of presidential adviser Kurt Rand... 675 00:47:23,554 --> 00:47:26,987 dead at 52 of a massive heart attack. We'll be right back. 676 00:47:34,611 --> 00:47:37,573 We thought it was best for you, sweetheart. 677 00:47:38,366 --> 00:47:41,026 When Phillip came home, he was... 678 00:47:42,203 --> 00:47:43,913 He was different. 679 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,208 I don't know if he got into those drugs or what, but... 680 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:51,254 It wasn't Phillip anymore. 681 00:48:21,074 --> 00:48:25,412 Mom said to help her carry the groceries. 682 00:48:26,021 --> 00:48:29,291 Squirt, you can't... frighten people like that. 683 00:48:31,793 --> 00:48:33,253 Okay. 684 00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:49,519 Okay, we're gonna help too, okay, squirt? 685 00:49:12,918 --> 00:49:15,253 You would never have hurt Phillip. 686 00:49:16,012 --> 00:49:18,948 You worshipped him, David. 687 00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:21,175 You had no way of knowing. 688 00:49:21,551 --> 00:49:23,349 Halt? Friend or foe? 689 00:49:23,386 --> 00:49:26,706 Woh, squirt. That's not funny. Put the gun down, okay? 690 00:49:26,742 --> 00:49:28,646 - Friend or Foe? - Put the gun down. 691 00:49:28,682 --> 00:49:31,478 - Friend or Foe? - Look! This is not a game. Put it down! 692 00:49:37,817 --> 00:49:40,194 You are dead. Get up! Get up! 693 00:50:00,781 --> 00:50:04,969 You'll see, mummy... I'm going to wish, I'm going to wish, 694 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:08,102 for Phillip to come back and be okay, 695 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,471 and he'll tell you we were just playing a game. 696 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:15,604 - I know, baby. - That will be my wish for every day. 697 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,524 Till he comes back and be okay. 698 00:50:18,858 --> 00:50:21,027 You're a good boy, David. 699 00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:26,573 It was just a game. It was just a game. 700 00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:29,826 We hope you'd forget. 701 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,457 If we didn't talk about it. 702 00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:38,085 And eventually you did. 703 00:50:40,587 --> 00:50:43,799 - Son... - Yeah... 704 00:50:44,424 --> 00:50:47,302 Do you think Phillip might come back? 705 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:50,890 Paddy Runihan's boy came back! 706 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:55,978 I would like to see him one more time. 707 00:50:56,812 --> 00:50:58,647 Before... 708 00:50:59,773 --> 00:51:01,691 I don't know, mum. 709 00:51:03,485 --> 00:51:04,944 I don't know. 710 00:51:05,570 --> 00:51:07,620 I had forgotten, alright. 711 00:51:07,656 --> 00:51:11,660 Mainly I forgot that you don't treat other people's lives as a game. 712 00:51:12,077 --> 00:51:15,638 Now I had over a thousand Phillips on my conscience. 713 00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:19,709 But they voted. I saw to that. 714 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:23,672 I went into Portusen. I gave him the sales pitch of my life. 715 00:51:23,755 --> 00:51:27,509 And on election day, by God, they voted. 716 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:30,053 And when they'd made their point, 717 00:51:30,089 --> 00:51:31,971 and their voices were heard, 718 00:51:32,008 --> 00:51:35,308 they were finally at peace. 719 00:51:39,947 --> 00:51:43,571 ** exit polls indicate that the incumbent is trailing 720 00:51:43,607 --> 00:51:47,158 in these two key states and obviously he needs those states. 721 00:51:47,195 --> 00:51:51,324 We will keep our eye on that one. That's gonna be tight all night long. 722 00:51:52,433 --> 00:51:54,952 You know that this is going to turn out to be 723 00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:57,789 in history, the year of... 724 00:51:57,825 --> 00:51:59,958 We're down 6 in Ohio! 725 00:51:59,994 --> 00:52:01,584 How about Florida? 726 00:52:02,418 --> 00:52:05,087 Oh this is bad. Bad enough. 727 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:09,842 - You played it wrong, David! - I did what was right. 728 00:52:10,226 --> 00:52:14,889 You put us in a damn bad spot. And now I have to make the call. 729 00:52:17,183 --> 00:52:19,769 Do you really have to make the call? 730 00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:21,734 What should I do? 731 00:52:21,770 --> 00:52:23,689 Let the other side steal this election? 732 00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:25,274 Steal it? 733 00:52:25,858 --> 00:52:28,486 Jesus, Kathy! They won it. 734 00:52:28,861 --> 00:52:31,280 No, they haven't. Not yet. 735 00:52:31,317 --> 00:52:34,038 Because we count the votes. 736 00:52:34,075 --> 00:52:36,374 We do what is best for America, David. 737 00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:40,747 If the voters disagree... That's their problem. 738 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:46,342 It is a miracle come back! 739 00:52:46,379 --> 00:52:48,839 Unbelievable! This is the story, friends: 740 00:52:48,876 --> 00:52:51,764 With 89% of the precincts reporting, 741 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,012 the President has now moved ahead in Ohio 742 00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:58,020 and Florida is now too close to call. 743 00:52:58,056 --> 00:53:00,831 The big story, the one you want to look at is, 744 00:53:00,867 --> 00:53:03,504 what happened to those early exit polls that indicated 745 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:06,111 that the President was going down to defeat? 746 00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:07,270 Didn't happen. 747 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,429 Our course our news media have gotten their story wrong 748 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:11,368 once or twice in the past as well. 749 00:53:11,611 --> 00:53:14,864 It was almost 4 am before they finally called it. 750 00:53:15,448 --> 00:53:17,201 Our side won. 751 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:18,702 Imagine that. 752 00:53:23,582 --> 00:53:26,298 Six weeks in Bora-Bora. 753 00:53:26,334 --> 00:53:29,379 That's what we need. That will fix us right up. 754 00:53:32,006 --> 00:53:34,306 I can't, David. 755 00:53:34,343 --> 00:53:37,721 I have to ramp up. Kathy wants me on the team. 756 00:53:37,971 --> 00:53:39,764 Really! 757 00:53:41,141 --> 00:53:44,143 - At her old job? - No, you dumbshit! 758 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,853 Yours! 759 00:53:46,396 --> 00:53:48,648 She told me you were packing it in. 760 00:53:50,275 --> 00:53:53,015 But you can still be my... 761 00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:56,156 mentor and spiritual adviser. 762 00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,168 Jane! 763 00:54:00,576 --> 00:54:03,529 You're so good to me! 764 00:54:24,601 --> 00:54:27,687 Kathy? What is it? What's happening? 765 00:54:28,521 --> 00:54:30,320 I'm about to catch a helicopter. 766 00:54:30,356 --> 00:54:33,734 And I advise you to get the fuck out of town till we figure out what to do. 767 00:54:34,151 --> 00:54:36,320 They're all coming back. 768 00:54:41,017 --> 00:54:43,708 They're coming out of Arlington. All of them! 769 00:54:43,744 --> 00:54:45,685 World War II, Korea, Vietnam... 770 00:54:45,721 --> 00:54:49,083 We said we'd count their votes, but we didn't. 771 00:54:49,124 --> 00:54:50,756 We lied! 772 00:54:50,793 --> 00:54:53,879 What were they going to do? Well... 773 00:54:53,962 --> 00:54:56,382 They did what soldiers always do. 774 00:54:56,674 --> 00:54:59,098 They called for reinforcements. 775 00:54:59,135 --> 00:55:03,264 Come and get it you pansies. Bring it on! 776 00:55:06,225 --> 00:55:07,976 I'm sorry, Jane. 777 00:55:09,636 --> 00:55:12,356 I never should have opened my mouth. 778 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:31,709 Oh shit! 779 00:55:37,698 --> 00:55:41,176 - You're the one that called us back. - That's right. 780 00:55:43,036 --> 00:55:45,180 You said we'd have a voice. 781 00:55:45,764 --> 00:55:48,725 - But you betrayed us. - That's right. 782 00:55:49,351 --> 00:55:54,097 I got it coming. Go on, I'm not afraid. Do what you gonna do. 783 00:55:56,065 --> 00:55:59,110 - Help us! - Help you? 784 00:55:59,146 --> 00:56:01,071 Join us. 785 00:56:01,697 --> 00:56:04,491 We're looking for a few good men. 786 00:56:07,035 --> 00:56:09,167 Hi Squirt! 787 00:56:09,204 --> 00:56:11,539 Friend or foe? 788 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,835 Phillip? 789 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,174 Long time no see. 790 00:56:24,969 --> 00:56:27,393 You did your best, little brother. 791 00:56:27,430 --> 00:56:30,391 I'd be proud to fight beside you. 792 00:56:38,216 --> 00:56:41,444 The government continues in exile. 793 00:56:41,652 --> 00:56:44,355 But Washington DC, is ours. 794 00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:46,279 We are here to stay. 795 00:56:46,615 --> 00:56:48,330 All across this country. 796 00:56:48,467 --> 00:56:51,084 An army of fighters, 1 million strong 797 00:56:51,121 --> 00:56:55,249 who laid down our lives to defend the land we loved. 798 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:58,091 But know this truth. 799 00:56:58,127 --> 00:57:00,718 Our lives are precious. 800 00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:04,558 And if you ever again send our brothers and sisters 801 00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:08,789 to give their lives for a needless, pointless lie, 802 00:57:08,826 --> 00:57:13,184 then we guarantee that you will see the true face of war: 803 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:16,661 The Face of Hell!60299

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