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- [school bell rings]
- [Evan] Okay,
I'll see you guys Thursday.
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Good work.
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Make sure
to get those papers in.
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Mr. Marquez.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Uh, yeah.
What's up, Eddie?
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I've been having
some thoughts...
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Oh, my God.
Suicidal.
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- You want me to call somebody?
- No, no, it-it's about my...
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orientation,
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I guess you would call it.
And...
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I-I think I'm...
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I-I think I'm gay.
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And I know that you're gay,
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and I thought that maybe
you could help me or, like,
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talk me through how to tell
the people in my life.
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'Cause...
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this is all just
so new and scary, and...
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could really use some support.
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What?
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You're scared to come out?
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It's 2024.
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Just go in the hall
and say, "I'm gay."
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I-I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be mean.
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Like, I can't help you
with this. This is--
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I grew up in the '90s.
That was different.
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Just-just go and get advice
from kids your age.
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I mean, if you want
somebody to talk to,
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go talk to one
of the many out gay kids
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at this school, you know?
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- Yeah. O-Okay.
- But be careful.
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Don't talk to one
of those nonspecific queer kids
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who may or may not be doing it
for clout.
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Those people
are mostly straight.
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- Don't tell anybody I said that.
- Yeah.
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You're gonna want to find,
like, a real gay person.
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Like, classic gay vibes.
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You know. Queeny.
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You know.
Should be easy to identify.
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Don't tell anybody I said that.
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Somebody your age.
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They'll help you more than me.
I think. [laughs]
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But great-great--
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Thanks.
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Very good.
Okay.
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I'll see you later.
Bye.
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I don't know. I just feel
like you don't listen to me
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when I tell you what I want.
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I don't want a birthday event,
Malcolm.
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Oh, my God, you fucking nerd.
It's not an event.
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It's you and me going to a bar.
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It's a leather daddy bar.
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People need to have fun.
In this life. I'm sorry.
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You and me are going
to fucking Tom of Austin
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for your 35th
motherfucking birthday,
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because you are a gay man
in your prime
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and someone needs to suck
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- your dick!
- Shh!
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[quietly]
I'm at school.
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Nobody needs to suck my dick.
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I need to suck your dick.
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I'm kidding.
No, we're friends, remember?
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I have an outfit picked out
for you. It's cunt as hell.
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No. I'm not wearing
whatever you have planned.
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- I'm not wearing it.
- Yes. Yes.
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It's cute. It's comfy.
You're gonna love it. Bye.
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♪♪ Every time I see you falling ♪
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♪♪ I get down on my knees
and pray ♪
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♪♪ I'm waiting
for that final moment... ♪
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I think my balls are
hanging out of these shorts.
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Yeah, they're shorts, babe.
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Well, I haven't dressed
like this since I was 24.
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Some people
still think you're 24.
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- Nobody thinks I'm 24, Malcolm.
- I mean, they do
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when you're with me.
They're like,
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"Look at those two
twentysomethings.
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"They have their life
ahead of them.
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"Are they going
to an Ice Spice concert?
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- I like them."
- [chuckles]
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Let's just get inside the bar.
If some parent sees me out here,
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- they're probably gonna try
to hate-crime me.
- Oh, my God.
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Not everyone in the world
is a homophobe,
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- as much as you love that.
- Malcolm.
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I know we're in Austin,
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but you forget
we are also in Texas.
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Yeah, we are at a gay bar
in Texas
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and a gay bar parking lot
filled with gay people's cars
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and you-- I know you think
you're the only gay man
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- in this universe, but--
- I feel like I hear
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that you're about to start
talking about Berlin again.
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- Am I right?
- I actually wasn't.
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But let's fucking
go there, babe.
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Because in Berlin, your life
is your work is your life
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- and you can actually be
yourself in any environment.
- Right. Your life is your work.
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- Don't-don't--
- That perspective
is what got you fired.
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I resigned.
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Like a U.S. president.
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[sighs]
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This could be fun, actually.
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Ew. You're attracted
to the most, like,
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basic bodybuilder bodies.
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It's so embarrassing.
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You can just say you're jealous.
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I'm g--
I'm not jealous of him.
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Uh, it's been a while since I've
been around just gay people.
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This'll be good.
I'm doing something
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that's not work for once.
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He's 35. You don't need
to check it. 35.
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I'm younger.
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Check mine.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[faculty]
Surprise!
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- Oh, my God.
- Happy birthday, Ev.
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- Remember us?
- Happy birthday.
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[groaning, panting on TV]
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- Oh, my God. [weak chuckle]
- [man] You like that?
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This is insane, okay?
You cannot bring people
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like the people I work with
to a place like this.
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- They're gonna
freak the fuck out.
- [Malcolm] God.
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Oh, my God.
Daddy, chill. It's fine.
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- They deserve to freak out.
- They don't need
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- to be freaked out.
Moretti is here?
- Yeah.
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You brought Grant Moretti
to this bar?
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- How are you?
- I-I have to just do--
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- Is this your idea
of, like, a fun surprise?
- Yes.
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Yeah. That's why I did it.
I got to say, you're acting,
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like, a little not grateful.
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Just smile. Smile.
Have fun, have fun.
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Evan, Evan, Evan. Malcolm.
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- Hi.
- Hello. I just need
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to disclose quickly
that since there are
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more than
three faculty members here,
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this is technically
a school event.
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So I just--
Just act accordingly.
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And happy birthday!
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Happy birthday.
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Are-are you okay?
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Of course. Of course.
I'm open-minded.
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I'm open-minded.
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I'm a little uncomfortable,
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but I'm working through it.
Hello.
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Excuse me.
Don't touch him. Goodbye.
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- Later.
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
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He's not interested.
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You know, there's fisting porn
on three of the televisions.
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- Oh, God.
- I think all the TVs are playing
the same thing, though.
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No, no, no, no, no. They
all seem to be different ones.
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There's a really, you know,
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traditional,
missionary-style on one.
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Of course, it's between two men
who are about 40 years old.
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Why?
Why am I talking about this?
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Grant, it's very sweet
that you came, but just--
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- You don't need
to stay here, okay?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Stay. Come on. I'm gonna do
a little performance later.
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- Might turn you on.
- [chuckles] I remember why it
was good you resigned, Malcolm.
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- Mwah. See? Thank you.
I resigned.
- Mm.
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Please, just stay
for one more hour.
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All right. I'll--
Maybe a drink, then, and, uh,
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hopefully some wings as well.
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I don't think they have wings,
but there is
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a cum-themed bundt cake
that, uh,
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looks pretty good to me.
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Maybe just a drink, then.
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He's gonna get roofied.
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Because of you.
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Oh, my God.
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They're not that bad for you.
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♪♪ I'm the one you want ♪
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♪♪ Baby, come get it ♪
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♪♪ Feeling in my soul,
we can take this... ♪
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- Chuck. It's me, dude.
- Uh...
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Markie Hillridge, man.
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- We played football
together in high school.
- Oh, my--
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- Exactly. Yeah, dude.
- Markie? What the fuck, dude?
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- How the fuck are you?
- [laughs] Holy shit.
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- Aw, it's been forever.
- I know.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just here
at this birthday party.
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Is that why you're here?
You got a party?
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No, we're just--
we're just hanging.
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Wait.
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You ended up marrying
Kathy Durham, didn't you?
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- Briefly, yeah.
- Oh.
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What a dime piece, man.
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- We're divorced. Yeah.
- What?
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- Can I get her number? I'm
kidding. No. That sucks, man.
- [laughs]
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I mean, you guys were,
like, joined at the hip
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from junior high
to graduation and shit.
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Y'all were perfect.
What happened?
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Markie, I'm gay.
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[chuckles] What?
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- I sleep with men.
- Okay.
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But-- Oh, sure.
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But you weren't gay
in high school.
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I was. Uh, yeah.
I was in the closet.
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Huh.
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So we beat Westlake
with a gay quarterback.
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- [laughs] Yeah, we did.
- That's what you're saying.
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What, like, 300 yards that game
or some shit.
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- At least. Was a good time.
- I wish you'd have come out
the moment we won.
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I came out in the shower after.
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[laughing]
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[laughs]
This outfit is incredible.
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Oh, thanks. Yeah.
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Malcolm gave me this stuff.
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It's so hot.
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Nick knows he doesn't
have to be here, right?
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No.
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That is what I want
to talk to you about.
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We broke up.
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- What? When?
- I know.
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Like-like, just, like-- Oh.
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Okay, thank you.
I'm gonna take, uh, this one.
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Mm-hmm. Mm.
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Mm, mm-hmm, mm.
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A few hours ago.
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I just, like,
hit a breaking point.
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- With the pool stuff?
- Yeah, with the pool.
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And then, like,
in hindsight, that pool,
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like, him digging his own pool
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is just a way for him
to pretend to be busy
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instead of looking for a job.
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- Yeah, we all knew that.
- I didn't want
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to say anything. I didn't want
you to worry about me.
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I-I knew it.
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It was painfully obvious.
To everyone.
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[chuckles]
Sure. Right.
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Well, now you know the truth.
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- Gwen.
- Yes, baby?
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You really don't have
to be here.
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What? No.
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Are you kidding? I'm--
It's your birthday.
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And I am definitely gonna find
a new man tonight.
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Mama is loose.
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- You're on the loose.
- Oh, my God, I'm on the loose.
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[laughing]
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Wait, do you want a drink?
I'm gonna get another drink.
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How many shots have you had?
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I'm gonna get laid.
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[laughs]
No. Maybe.
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Okay.
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Yo, Ev. You know
your friend Daniel?
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Who?
244
00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:57,742
Daniel.
Your friend.
245
00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:58,911
That guy over there.
246
00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,313
[Evan]
That's not my friend.
247
00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,886
That's, like,
a random waiter I met once.
248
00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:04,722
He was telling me about poppers.
249
00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:06,225
Okay, I wasn't gonna
come out tonight,
250
00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,362
but then I thought,
"The community. I need it."
251
00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:12,237
- [laughs]
- Wait, so can you finish
explaining what poppers are?
252
00:08:12,238 --> 00:08:14,976
Remember the videos I showed you
of guys bottoming?
253
00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:16,512
People use poppers for that.
254
00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:17,682
[Rick]
Oh.
255
00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,384
- [chuckles] Yo.
- Oh, my God.
256
00:08:19,385 --> 00:08:23,126
- The whole gang's
officially back together again.
- Yeah.
257
00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,394
Who are you?
258
00:08:24,395 --> 00:08:25,865
Come on, hon.
259
00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:27,602
Guys, I'm down to try poppers.
260
00:08:27,603 --> 00:08:28,704
[chuckles]
I-I got you.
261
00:08:28,705 --> 00:08:30,039
I got you, boo.
262
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,008
Here-Here's mine.
263
00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:31,810
All right, boys.
264
00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,212
I got the poppers.
265
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,016
- [men] Poppers!
- I just had a crazy idea.
266
00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:37,889
I've been trying to get
a community together of artists
267
00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:40,928
and people who dance
and sex workers.
268
00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:42,598
If you guys are in,
I will leave my place.
269
00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:44,936
I have a little bit
of settlement money
270
00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:47,742
from when I sued
California Pizza Kitchen.
271
00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,746
We have to go.
272
00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:51,082
Good luck, babe.
273
00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,729
- [indistinct chatter]
- Thank you.
274
00:08:58,464 --> 00:09:00,100
- Hey.
- Hey.
275
00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:02,170
Kind of surprised
to see you here.
276
00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:03,707
I feel like you've been
sort of avoiding me
277
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,110
since the homecoming debacle.
278
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,014
Yeah, I've been
fully avoiding you.
279
00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:08,449
- [chuckles]
- But Malcolm called
280
00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,320
and, um...
281
00:09:10,321 --> 00:09:11,690
it's your birthday.
282
00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,728
I enjoyed it.
283
00:09:13,729 --> 00:09:14,896
Before I freaked out.
284
00:09:14,897 --> 00:09:17,200
Our awkward kiss thing.
285
00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:19,004
Yeah, right?
Before the freak-out?
286
00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:20,575
- Yeah.
- Oh, it was great. Yeah.
287
00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:21,910
- What are you guys
talking about?
- Oh, my God.
288
00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:24,081
- Hi. Me? [laughs]
- Hi.
289
00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,617
- How are you?
- How are you?
290
00:09:25,618 --> 00:09:27,254
- I'm good.
- How's the, um...
291
00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:29,291
- What is it that you do again?
- [chuckles]
292
00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:31,763
Uh, thank you so much
for asking. I'm a dancer.
293
00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:33,567
- Mm.
- Uh, yeah.
But right now I'm working
294
00:09:33,568 --> 00:09:36,874
as a software engineer for
a very innovative tech start-up.
295
00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,176
What is the start-up?
296
00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,381
We provide tents
for unhoused people.
297
00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,851
- Oh.
- Um, through an app.
298
00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:44,388
Unhoused people
actually can't access an app,
299
00:09:44,389 --> 00:09:45,724
'cause they don't have phones.
300
00:09:45,725 --> 00:09:47,093
They're not called "cell-less."
301
00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:48,964
They're called "homeless."
They have phones.
302
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,333
And why do you need the app?
303
00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,036
Why can't you just
give people the tents?
304
00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:54,007
So many people
keep asking me that.
305
00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:56,045
But, you know, we're partnering
with North Face,
306
00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:57,749
- which is really cool.
- Whoa.
307
00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,951
[dance music playing]
308
00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:00,955
[Rick]
Oh. Look at those guys.
309
00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:03,092
Precious.
310
00:10:03,093 --> 00:10:05,698
♪ ♪
311
00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,671
No, you can get it with someone.
I swear to God.
312
00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:09,940
You really c-- Oh.
313
00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,375
- [squeals]
- Hey, you slut.
314
00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:12,879
How are you?
315
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,152
There is not a single
straight guy in the house.
316
00:10:16,988 --> 00:10:18,723
- That's crazy. Hug?
- Hug.
317
00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,326
- I love you.
- I love you.
318
00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,732
Ah, there's the pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow.
319
00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:24,636
- Markie. I love you, too.
- Hey.
320
00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:26,271
- Hey. Yeah.
- Aw.
321
00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:29,211
- Cool.
- You're such a positive force
in my life,
322
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,917
and I am just so lucky
to know you.
323
00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,921
You're so great.
Do I ever tell you that?
324
00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:35,189
- [mouthing]
- [Markie] Wow.
325
00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,993
I say that about you
all the time.
326
00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:39,197
I feel the same way. I've always
wanted to say this to you.
327
00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:41,670
- I--
- Oh, my God. I'm gonna see
about the karaoke situation.
328
00:10:41,671 --> 00:10:44,776
- Hold on.
- [Evan] But I don't think
they have karaoke here.
329
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,549
- No, they let you
if you're persistent.
- [Gwen squeals]
330
00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:49,084
- Gwen is so drunk.
- Oh, my God.
331
00:10:49,085 --> 00:10:51,823
More porn on the TVs here.
332
00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,794
[chuckles]
That's better.
333
00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:55,196
You're welcome, by the way.
334
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,332
For Harry.
335
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,635
What do you mean?
336
00:10:57,636 --> 00:10:58,771
I brokered peace
between you two.
337
00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:00,206
Singlehandedly, by the way.
338
00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:01,843
- You didn't broker anything.
- [urinating]
339
00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,614
He's just a guy
I had an awkward kiss with.
340
00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:05,216
Okay.
Well, now he's here,
341
00:11:05,217 --> 00:11:07,421
and obviously he wants
to "S" and "F" you, so...
342
00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:10,359
- Malcolm, it doesn't matter,
because nothing can happen.
- I know.
343
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,629
You care about your job.
344
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,898
But you do not need to be,
345
00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:15,002
like, a cop in your own life.
346
00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:16,940
That stupid rule
doesn't mean you can't
347
00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:18,142
hook up with coworkers.
348
00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:19,745
It means you can't get caught
349
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,148
hooking up with coworkers.
350
00:11:21,149 --> 00:11:22,752
- [water running]
- You-you-you don't understand
351
00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:25,156
something so fundamental
about being a teacher.
352
00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:26,659
My work
353
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,162
- and my personal life
- Oh, my God.
354
00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:30,734
- are deeply separate things.
- Please stop talking
355
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:32,003
about teaching.
I'm begging you.
356
00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,408
It's so boring.
It's so boring.
357
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,877
I honestly don't care.
358
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,180
If you don't want to hook up
with Harry, don't.
359
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:38,717
But, like, him and I
do have a vibe.
360
00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:41,155
So if you don't fuck him,
I-I do have to.
361
00:11:41,857 --> 00:11:43,225
'Kay?
362
00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,294
Oh.
363
00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,432
- Hey, Harry. Did you see?
- Hey. Hey, guys.
364
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,703
- Harry walked into the bathroom.
- [chuckles]
Good to see you again.
365
00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:51,041
- Hey.
- Evan, didn't you have to--
You were telling me
366
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,379
how much you had to go
to the bathroom.
367
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,414
[scoffs]
368
00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:55,718
Pee-style, you said.
369
00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,287
Not poop.
370
00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,457
- Bye, guys.
- [door opens]
371
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,328
- [door closes]
- Sorry, he's always trying
372
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,266
- to make me uncomfortable.
- [urinating]
373
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,501
[laughs softly]
374
00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:07,141
I'm uncomfortable
so much of my life, honestly.
375
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,715
- [sighs]
- [water running]
376
00:12:10,716 --> 00:12:13,052
This thing does not get hot.
377
00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:15,924
Well, everything else around
here is working perfectly.
378
00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:17,394
[laughs]
I know.
379
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,470
[exhales]
380
00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,545
So, uh...
[chuckles]
381
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,553
What should we do?
382
00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,761
[chuckles]
What do you mean?
383
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:37,401
I kind of dig a crazy girl.
384
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:43,279
When we did this at school,
it didn't end very well.
385
00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:46,352
That's true.
386
00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:52,632
But we are not
at school right now.
387
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,637
Hello. Am I allowed
to pee in here?
388
00:12:55,638 --> 00:12:57,575
- Yeah, of course you can pee.
It's a, it's a bathroom.
- No, I-I just heard
389
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,479
that bathrooms are
high-activity areas, you know?
390
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,587
[stammers] Oh. Okay.
I'm so sorry, gentlemen.
391
00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:07,161
Oh. Whoa. Nope? Good.
392
00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:11,671
I'm gonna...
393
00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:13,874
[laughs]
Guess I'll see you in there.
394
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,376
- [door creaks]
- Bye.
395
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,347
I'm telling you guys, seriously,
modern-day root beer
396
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,050
tastes nothing
like O.G. root beer.
397
00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:21,923
- That can't be true.
- It is true. Look it up.
398
00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:23,292
Hey, one sec. Evan.
399
00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:24,795
Hey, man, this place
is fucking awesome, dude.
400
00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:26,165
- [chuckles]
- These guys are great.
401
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,002
They're hanging
on my every word, man.
402
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,939
It's like they're on
Team Markie big-time.
403
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,809
Yeah, so, basically, these guys
404
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,580
- want to have sex with you.
- With me?
405
00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,982
- Yeah.
- Why?
406
00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,153
You're kind of a classic bear.
407
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,823
You think more of these guys...
like, does everybody here
408
00:13:38,824 --> 00:13:40,761
- want to fuck me?
- A lot of people do.
409
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:42,430
- Do you want to fuck me?
- No, I'm good.
410
00:13:42,431 --> 00:13:44,167
- Okay.
- Is it making you uncomfortable?
411
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,604
- You want me to do
something about it?
- No, no.
412
00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,107
No, not at all, actually.
It's very flattering.
413
00:13:47,108 --> 00:13:48,309
I'm-a hang on to this
for a little bit.
414
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,346
Makes you think,
though, you know?
415
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:52,016
Like, imagine me as a gay dude.
416
00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:53,620
I'd have to bang
all these dudes.
417
00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,256
And probably all those dudes.
418
00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:56,926
It would suck to suck that much,
if you know what I'm saying.
419
00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:58,930
No, but if you were gay,
you would like it,
420
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,604
so it wouldn't feel like work.
421
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,642
Nah, I don't think I'd like it.
Nah. Sorry.
422
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,879
Even if I was gay as hell,
even if I was gayer than you,
423
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,215
I don't think I'd like it.
424
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,520
Guys, I'm on the root beer wiki.
It's true.
425
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:12,423
- Wow.
- [Markie] I'll catch up
with you later.
426
00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:13,492
Are you okay, Rick?
427
00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:15,564
You look like you
maybe are not okay.
428
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,267
- What's going on?
- Just doing my best
429
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:20,272
- at keeping Austin weird.
- [both laugh]
430
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,714
Dude, poppers. These things
are gonna be the next big thing.
431
00:14:23,715 --> 00:14:26,953
I'm gonna sell these things
at a 200% markup.
432
00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:29,592
Yeah. How much of this
did you do?
433
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,395
- The... a lot.
- Yeah.
434
00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,600
Oh, can you text me,
so I remember:
435
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,838
"Poppers profit
straight community."
436
00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:38,041
Yeah, I'll text you in a second.
I'm gonna take these with me.
437
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,545
- Okay? You hold steady here.
- All right, buddy.
438
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,150
Hope the money
doesn't change me.
439
00:14:42,151 --> 00:14:44,789
- I'm gonna sing a song, okay?
- Nope. Hey, hey, hey.
440
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,561
- [feedback squeals]
- Hey. How are you?
- Hey. Hi. How are you?
441
00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,665
- [Malcolm] Haven't seen you
in a bit.
- Great.
442
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,403
I'm gonna sing a ka...
a song for you,
443
00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:54,407
and it's gonna be a cappella.
444
00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:56,245
Okay, kill the music, please.
Thank you.
445
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:58,016
- [music stops]
- [cheering, applause]
446
00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:02,825
♪♪ It's Gay Town City ♪
447
00:15:02,826 --> 00:15:06,198
♪♪ Ah, it's Gay Town City ♪
448
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,035
♪♪ Everybody loves gays ♪
449
00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:10,239
♪♪ Everybody loves girls ♪
450
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,945
♪♪ But gays don't love girls. ♪
451
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,615
- Oh, shit,
I'm about to Shazam this one.
- Oh, wait, it's okay,
452
00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:17,487
do you know how h-hot
I am considered by men?
453
00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,694
And not a single one of you
has even started
454
00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,264
to look at my cleavage.
455
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,202
- [blows raspberry]
- [laughter]
- And that is also
456
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:27,173
awful for me.
[chuckles]
457
00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:29,879
♪♪ But I'll still sing ♪
458
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,616
♪♪ For my gays... ♪
459
00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,753
- No.
- Work, bitch.
460
00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,356
- That was great.
Give it up for you.
- Hold on, wait.
461
00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,861
- No, that's... [stammers]
- [crowd booing]
462
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,331
Keep the hag.
463
00:15:39,332 --> 00:15:40,499
[others chanting]
Keep the hag.
464
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,770
- Keep the hag.
- Hey, be nice.
465
00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,038
Do not call her "hag."
466
00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:43,907
- She's my friend.
- Malcolm, let's stop
467
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,210
with the misogyny.
468
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,746
A white woman with red hair?
469
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,516
Do you know how hard she had it?
470
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,821
- Time to go. Time to go.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
- I love you, baby.
471
00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:52,758
- Okay.
- Give it up for Gwen.
472
00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:54,762
[cheering, applause]
473
00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:56,465
Somebody gave me ketamine.
474
00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,171
- I don't know what that is.
- [laughs]
475
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,974
We're here tonight
to celebrate a man.
476
00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:03,479
A myth, some would say.
477
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:07,120
- Maybe a legend. Evan Marquez.
- [cheering]
478
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:09,825
Our Latinx queen.
479
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,562
[applause]
480
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:14,368
- Evan's my hero.
- You know, people
will tell you in this life,
481
00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,405
they'll say,
"You can't, you can't be gay."
482
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,444
- Nobody says that.
- They say that. They say that.
483
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,214
- Okay.
- The point is,
484
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,419
- we're here to celebrate you.
- [man] Mm-hmm.
485
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,490
- All of you. [tongue clicks]
- [crowd] Aw...
486
00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,562
I'm gonna celebrate Evan
right now
487
00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:28,930
with all of me.
488
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,133
[crowd oohing]
489
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,201
- Hit it.
- ["Fade into You" playing]
490
00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:32,938
- [all oohing]
- Uh.
491
00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:35,644
Yeah, it's getting sad
and sexual here.
492
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,815
Whoo!
Gay pride.
493
00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:39,151
You know what's coming?
494
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,727
Something really hot.
495
00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:49,037
♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪
496
00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,608
♪♪ Inside y... ♪
Shit.
497
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,143
It was supposed to be wh...
a whipped cream reveal,
498
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,147
but it got smushed
in the jacket,
499
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,383
but it looked good before.
500
00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:57,755
♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪
501
00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,025
♪♪ That's true ♪
502
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:01,896
Still good, though, right?
503
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,934
I'm not going up there.
504
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,440
♪♪ I look to you and I see ♪
505
00:17:07,441 --> 00:17:09,244
- [both] ♪♪ Nothing ♪
- Come on.
506
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,816
- Do it yourself.
- No, you can come up with me.
507
00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,285
- [Evan] No, come on.
- Get up there, Evan.
508
00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:14,589
[Malcolm]
Come on.
509
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:15,690
Okay.
510
00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:17,695
♪♪ In shadows ♪
511
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,534
Loser. Loser!
512
00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:22,170
[laughs]
513
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,107
♪♪ Some kind of night ♪
514
00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,679
♪♪ Into your darkness ♪
515
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,015
Harry. Harry.
516
00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:29,686
Come up with me.
This is another teacher.
517
00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:31,923
Harry.
♪♪ I want to... ♪
518
00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:34,628
[vocalizing]
519
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,498
We-We've been rehearsing this
for weeks.
520
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:39,705
Weeks now.
You know this one, right?
521
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:41,474
You cool with this?
522
00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:44,080
Both your guys up there
getting steamy?
523
00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:45,416
Neither of them are "my guys."
524
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,287
They're my friends. It's fine.
525
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:48,823
If I've learned nothing else
in your world,
526
00:17:48,824 --> 00:17:51,094
it's that there's no such thing
as "just friends."
527
00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:53,499
- What does that mean?
- You know what I mean.
Come on, man.
528
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,537
I see, I see the way
you look at Harry.
529
00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,275
I see the way he looks at you.
You guys got chemistry.
530
00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,013
It's fine.
I'm not a jealous guy.
531
00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:01,348
They can do what they want.
532
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,785
Look, dude,
when you look at him,
533
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:04,722
it reminds me
of how I look at Gwen.
534
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:06,424
And vice versa.
535
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,295
- What?
- Come on.
536
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,899
You don't have to be naive
537
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,335
or pretend like you don't see
that there's definitely
538
00:18:11,336 --> 00:18:12,805
something brewing
between her and I.
539
00:18:12,806 --> 00:18:14,207
With you and Gwen?
540
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,577
She said it by the bathroom.
541
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,080
"I love you, Markie."
What was all that?
542
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:18,783
- Markie.
- What?
543
00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:21,155
I j... look, I ju... I suffer
in silence 'cause I don't want
544
00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:22,858
to be a home-wrecker.
545
00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:24,227
I...
546
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,233
I'm sorry, this is
such new information.
547
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,570
I mean, you wouldn't be
a home-wrecker.
548
00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:31,041
She-she broke up
with Nick tonight.
549
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,076
Who? They what?
550
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,379
Gwen and Nick broke up.
551
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,948
Oh, my God, dude, tonigh...
[gasps]
552
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,087
It's a full moon, brother.
Tonight's our night.
553
00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:41,195
It's the night you and I go
after the ones we love.
554
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:48,710
[both]
♪♪ Fade into you ♪
555
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,848
[crowd cheering]
556
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:56,458
♪♪ Strange we never knew. ♪
557
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,195
Get up there, Evan.
558
00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,565
Get up there and plant your flag
559
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,603
in front of God
and all these gay dudes.
560
00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:03,472
[voice fading] Get up there
and mark your territory...
561
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,644
♪♪ These are the times
that I think about ♪
562
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,179
["Nirvana" by Elliana playing]
563
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,184
♪♪ Red lights and the feeling ♪
564
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:13,492
♪♪ That I needed you ♪
565
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:17,000
♪♪ Oh, you got me
right in nirvana ♪
566
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,736
♪♪ So fast ♪
567
00:19:18,737 --> 00:19:21,475
♪♪ You're the best part
of a sad song ♪
568
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:24,348
♪♪ You got me all out of breath ♪
569
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:27,888
- ♪♪ Too fast, and I miss you
when I'm going home ♪
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
570
00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:29,758
♪♪ And I've been running
in circles... ♪
571
00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:31,729
Oh, so you're, like,
in love with me now?
572
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:34,602
- Yeah. I think that's
a possibility, yeah.
- Okay, great.
573
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:38,508
♪♪ Feel the end
if I'm not out of nirvana. ♪
574
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:44,822
♪♪ Fade into you ♪
575
00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:47,595
- Evan.
- ♪♪ It's strange you ♪
576
00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:49,665
- ♪♪ Never knew ♪
- I meant the other guy, dude.
577
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,301
Come on.
578
00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:52,671
♪♪ You gotta fade ♪
579
00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:56,580
- Doofus.
- ♪♪ Into your darkness ♪
580
00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:58,917
♪♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
581
00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:01,388
Don't lay down,
that's when the spins start.
582
00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:07,902
[Employee] I'll be right with you.
One moment, please.
583
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:09,872
Okay. Rude.
584
00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:11,642
Evan, I'm proud of you.
585
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,580
- You knew Malcolm was
no longer faculty...
- [sputters]
586
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,717
...so, good for you.
You kissed the right guy.
587
00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:17,788
That's not why
I kissed him, Grant.
588
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:21,495
I'm not gonna live my life
by those rules anymore.
589
00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:22,998
Should've been Harry. Seriously.
590
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:25,904
I said it to you, man.
Chemistry is off the charts.
591
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,108
Should've kissed
both of them thangs.
592
00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:30,412
Yeah, no, Harry's great,
593
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,950
but, you know,
594
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,686
Malcolm is... Malcolm
595
00:20:33,687 --> 00:20:36,358
and he has a special place
in my heart.
596
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,563
The heart wants
what it wants, you know.
597
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,767
I miss the gay bar.
598
00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:44,307
- [scoffs]
- You might just miss
the poppers.
599
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,677
I miss the poppers.
600
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,248
- Wait, where is Malcolm?
- [Evan] That waiter
601
00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,119
Daniel invited him to an orgy.
602
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,622
Unbelievable.
603
00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:54,494
Well, whatever.
I accept him for who he is.
604
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:57,000
You got to let people be
who they are.
605
00:20:57,769 --> 00:20:59,471
- Whoa.
- And that's the only
relationship advice
606
00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:01,341
- worth a damn.
- Yes.
607
00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:04,849
That is actually, like, so true.
608
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,418
Gwen, your voice was
amazing tonight.
609
00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:08,690
You were like a...
you were a songbird.
610
00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:10,995
A true songbird.
611
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,602
I didn't sing at the bar, did I?
612
00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:17,741
["Kissing in Swimming Pools"
by Holly Humberstone playing]
613
00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:21,215
[chuckles]
That is damn good.
614
00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:25,122
I haven't had one of these
in probably, uh, 20 years.
615
00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,659
My wife forbids it.
616
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,665
Oh-ho-ho, bad boy.
[chuckles]
617
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,538
Just tonight.
It's a special night.
618
00:21:32,539 --> 00:21:34,508
Why is it special?
619
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:36,912
Just feels special.
620
00:21:36,913 --> 00:21:38,616
Aw.
621
00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:40,854
And it's your birthday.
622
00:21:42,391 --> 00:21:43,392
Hey.
623
00:21:43,393 --> 00:21:44,761
[Rick]
Oh-ho.
624
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,866
- [Malcolm] Hi, teachers.
- Look at this funky guy.
625
00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,170
- I thought you were at the orgy.
- I went.
626
00:21:49,171 --> 00:21:50,907
It was good.
627
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:53,345
That waiter's so fucking
annoying, but he gives a...
628
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,115
almost academic blow job.
629
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,686
Apartment or warehouse?
630
00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:58,388
Um, Home Depot stockroom.
631
00:21:58,389 --> 00:21:59,926
- Mmm.
- [chuckles]
632
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,294
Stocking up on caulk.
633
00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:03,532
Oh-ho-ho,
look at these two lovebirds.
634
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:07,674
We had a really nice long talk,
635
00:22:07,675 --> 00:22:10,246
and we're back together.
636
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,685
- [Malcolm] Aw, that's amazing.
- [Gwen] And you know why?
637
00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:16,960
It's because, Markie, you said
something so awesome in the car.
638
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,932
You said, "You got to let
people be who they are."
639
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:22,537
- Aw.
- Oh. That's cute.
- [Gwen] Yeah.
640
00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:25,476
Thanks, Markie,
for what you said.
641
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,351
[Nick]
All right, just gonna announce
something real quick.
642
00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,789
This pool, guys, is almost done.
643
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,626
I mean, it's almost ready.
644
00:22:33,627 --> 00:22:36,665
But the water in it looks
like dirty sink water.
645
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,335
Well, you shouldn't go in.
The filter has
646
00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:40,473
- to actually be
up and running before--
- Exactly.
647
00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,477
- So it's not ready,
is what you're saying.
- [Nick] It's not ready.
648
00:22:42,478 --> 00:22:43,880
- But show 'em the jets.
- Okay, okay.
649
00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:45,449
- I would love to see the jets.
- Yeah.
650
00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:46,819
Let's see the jets.
651
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,956
- Got it on Bluetooth here.
- Bluetooth?
652
00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:52,062
- Watch this shit.
- [Nick] Three, two,
653
00:22:52,063 --> 00:22:53,431
one.
654
00:22:53,432 --> 00:22:55,402
[creaking]
655
00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:56,540
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
656
00:22:57,207 --> 00:22:59,110
- It's the main pipe!
- No, no, no, no.
Not on the burger.
657
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,515
- [Gwen]
Have to turn off the valve.
- [laughing]
658
00:23:02,552 --> 00:23:04,588
This is kind of...
659
00:23:04,589 --> 00:23:06,424
Kind of boyfy-boyfy?
660
00:23:06,425 --> 00:23:07,728
A little bit.
661
00:23:07,729 --> 00:23:12,705
♪♪ I could repair you so gently ♪
662
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,175
♪♪ So ♪
663
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:19,885
♪♪ Can we kiss
in your swimming pool? ♪
664
00:23:19,886 --> 00:23:22,289
♪♪ In this bathing suit ♪
665
00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:24,695
♪♪ I would die for you ♪
666
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:29,237
♪♪ Maybe I don't have
to leave so soon ♪
667
00:23:29,238 --> 00:23:33,913
♪♪ You look heavenly
in this shade of blue ♪
668
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,187
♪♪ We don't have
to complicate it ♪
669
00:23:38,323 --> 00:23:42,129
♪♪ I just want to be
alone with you ♪
670
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,702
♪♪ I ♪
671
00:23:45,436 --> 00:23:48,242
♪♪ Just want to be alone
with you. ♪
672
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:50,581
[vocalizing]
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