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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,866 --> 00:00:07,835 - [school bell rings] - [Evan] Okay, I'll see you guys Thursday. 2 00:00:07,836 --> 00:00:09,439 Good work. 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,345 Make sure to get those papers in. 4 00:00:13,816 --> 00:00:15,483 Mr. Marquez. 5 00:00:15,484 --> 00:00:18,290 Can I talk to you for a second? 6 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,529 Uh, yeah. What's up, Eddie? 7 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,032 I've been having some thoughts... 8 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:24,703 Oh, my God. Suicidal. 9 00:00:24,704 --> 00:00:27,776 - You want me to call somebody? - No, no, it-it's about my... 10 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:28,978 orientation, 11 00:00:28,979 --> 00:00:30,782 I guess you would call it. And... 12 00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:33,220 I-I think I'm... 13 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,159 I-I think I'm gay. 14 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,662 And I know that you're gay, 15 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:40,267 and I thought that maybe you could help me or, like, 16 00:00:40,268 --> 00:00:42,639 talk me through how to tell the people in my life. 17 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,641 'Cause... 18 00:00:43,642 --> 00:00:47,081 this is all just so new and scary, and... 19 00:00:47,082 --> 00:00:50,221 could really use some support. 20 00:00:51,023 --> 00:00:52,391 What? 21 00:00:52,392 --> 00:00:54,028 You're scared to come out? 22 00:00:54,029 --> 00:00:55,397 It's 2024. 23 00:00:55,398 --> 00:00:58,404 Just go in the hall and say, "I'm gay." 24 00:00:59,073 --> 00:01:00,407 I-I'm sorry. I don't mean to be mean. 25 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:01,811 Like, I can't help you with this. This is-- 26 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,714 I grew up in the '90s. That was different. 27 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:06,285 Just-just go and get advice from kids your age. 28 00:01:06,286 --> 00:01:07,589 I mean, if you want somebody to talk to, 29 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:09,660 go talk to one of the many out gay kids 30 00:01:09,661 --> 00:01:11,129 at this school, you know? 31 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:12,932 - Yeah. O-Okay. - But be careful. 32 00:01:12,933 --> 00:01:15,103 Don't talk to one of those nonspecific queer kids 33 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:17,308 who may or may not be doing it for clout. 34 00:01:17,309 --> 00:01:18,744 Those people are mostly straight. 35 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,648 - Don't tell anybody I said that. - Yeah. 36 00:01:20,649 --> 00:01:22,685 You're gonna want to find, like, a real gay person. 37 00:01:22,686 --> 00:01:24,990 Like, classic gay vibes. 38 00:01:24,991 --> 00:01:26,727 You know. Queeny. 39 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:28,429 You know. Should be easy to identify. 40 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,700 Don't tell anybody I said that. 41 00:01:29,701 --> 00:01:30,935 Somebody your age. 42 00:01:30,936 --> 00:01:32,739 They'll help you more than me. I think. [laughs] 43 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,776 But great-great-- 44 00:01:34,777 --> 00:01:35,945 Thanks. 45 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:37,347 Very good. Okay. 46 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:39,253 I'll see you later. Bye. 47 00:01:39,988 --> 00:01:41,857 I don't know. I just feel like you don't listen to me 48 00:01:41,858 --> 00:01:43,159 when I tell you what I want. 49 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,996 I don't want a birthday event, Malcolm. 50 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:47,234 Oh, my God, you fucking nerd. It's not an event. 51 00:01:47,235 --> 00:01:49,138 It's you and me going to a bar. 52 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:51,342 It's a leather daddy bar. 53 00:01:51,343 --> 00:01:52,979 People need to have fun. In this life. I'm sorry. 54 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,484 You and me are going to fucking Tom of Austin 55 00:01:55,485 --> 00:01:57,989 for your 35th motherfucking birthday, 56 00:01:57,990 --> 00:02:00,127 because you are a gay man in your prime 57 00:02:00,128 --> 00:02:01,429 and someone needs to suck 58 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:02,866 - your dick! - Shh! 59 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:04,402 [quietly] I'm at school. 60 00:02:04,403 --> 00:02:05,872 Nobody needs to suck my dick. 61 00:02:05,873 --> 00:02:07,341 I need to suck your dick. 62 00:02:07,342 --> 00:02:09,278 I'm kidding. No, we're friends, remember? 63 00:02:09,279 --> 00:02:12,017 I have an outfit picked out for you. It's cunt as hell. 64 00:02:12,018 --> 00:02:14,656 No. I'm not wearing whatever you have planned. 65 00:02:14,657 --> 00:02:16,459 - I'm not wearing it. - Yes. Yes. 66 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:19,065 It's cute. It's comfy. You're gonna love it. Bye. 67 00:02:19,066 --> 00:02:22,605 ♪♪ Every time I see you falling ♪ 68 00:02:22,606 --> 00:02:26,747 ♪♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪ 69 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:29,720 ♪♪ I'm waiting for that final moment... ♪ 70 00:02:29,721 --> 00:02:33,528 I think my balls are hanging out of these shorts. 71 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,330 Yeah, they're shorts, babe. 72 00:02:35,331 --> 00:02:37,535 Well, I haven't dressed like this since I was 24. 73 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:38,971 Some people still think you're 24. 74 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:40,841 - Nobody thinks I'm 24, Malcolm. - I mean, they do 75 00:02:40,842 --> 00:02:42,278 when you're with me. They're like, 76 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:43,581 "Look at those two twentysomethings. 77 00:02:43,582 --> 00:02:44,883 "They have their life ahead of them. 78 00:02:44,884 --> 00:02:46,386 "Are they going to an Ice Spice concert? 79 00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:48,056 - I like them." - [chuckles] 80 00:02:48,057 --> 00:02:50,026 Let's just get inside the bar. If some parent sees me out here, 81 00:02:50,027 --> 00:02:51,764 - they're probably gonna try to hate-crime me. - Oh, my God. 82 00:02:51,765 --> 00:02:53,768 Not everyone in the world is a homophobe, 83 00:02:53,769 --> 00:02:55,003 - as much as you love that. - Malcolm. 84 00:02:55,004 --> 00:02:56,306 I know we're in Austin, 85 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,508 but you forget we are also in Texas. 86 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:59,479 Yeah, we are at a gay bar in Texas 87 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,950 and a gay bar parking lot filled with gay people's cars 88 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:04,421 and you-- I know you think you're the only gay man 89 00:03:04,422 --> 00:03:06,192 - in this universe, but-- - I feel like I hear 90 00:03:06,193 --> 00:03:08,129 that you're about to start talking about Berlin again. 91 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:09,365 - Am I right? - I actually wasn't. 92 00:03:09,366 --> 00:03:10,968 But let's fucking go there, babe. 93 00:03:10,969 --> 00:03:13,339 Because in Berlin, your life is your work is your life 94 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:16,680 - and you can actually be yourself in any environment. - Right. Your life is your work. 95 00:03:16,681 --> 00:03:19,085 - Don't-don't-- - That perspective is what got you fired. 96 00:03:19,086 --> 00:03:20,120 I resigned. 97 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:22,257 Like a U.S. president. 98 00:03:22,258 --> 00:03:23,895 [sighs] 99 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:27,468 This could be fun, actually. 100 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:29,840 Ew. You're attracted to the most, like, 101 00:03:29,841 --> 00:03:31,343 basic bodybuilder bodies. 102 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,445 It's so embarrassing. 103 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,681 You can just say you're jealous. 104 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:35,684 I'm g-- I'm not jealous of him. 105 00:03:35,685 --> 00:03:37,689 Uh, it's been a while since I've been around just gay people. 106 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:39,258 This'll be good. I'm doing something 107 00:03:39,259 --> 00:03:40,595 that's not work for once. 108 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,333 He's 35. You don't need to check it. 35. 109 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:44,368 I'm younger. 110 00:03:44,369 --> 00:03:46,005 Check mine. 111 00:03:46,006 --> 00:03:47,507 [indistinct chatter] 112 00:03:47,508 --> 00:03:49,445 [faculty] Surprise! 113 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,584 - Oh, my God. - Happy birthday, Ev. 114 00:03:51,585 --> 00:03:54,155 - Remember us? - Happy birthday. 115 00:03:54,156 --> 00:03:56,226 [groaning, panting on TV] 116 00:03:57,261 --> 00:03:59,934 - Oh, my God. [weak chuckle] - [man] You like that? 117 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,546 This is insane, okay? You cannot bring people 118 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,918 like the people I work with to a place like this. 119 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:11,222 - They're gonna freak the fuck out. - [Malcolm] God. 120 00:04:11,223 --> 00:04:12,725 Oh, my God. Daddy, chill. It's fine. 121 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:14,696 - They deserve to freak out. - They don't need 122 00:04:14,697 --> 00:04:16,900 - to be freaked out. Moretti is here? - Yeah. 123 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:18,971 You brought Grant Moretti to this bar? 124 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:21,309 - How are you? - I-I have to just do-- 125 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:23,848 - Is this your idea of, like, a fun surprise? - Yes. 126 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:26,419 Yeah. That's why I did it. I got to say, you're acting, 127 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:27,922 like, a little not grateful. 128 00:04:27,923 --> 00:04:29,526 Just smile. Smile. Have fun, have fun. 129 00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:31,328 Evan, Evan, Evan. Malcolm. 130 00:04:31,329 --> 00:04:32,665 - Hi. - Hello. I just need 131 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:33,934 to disclose quickly that since there are 132 00:04:33,935 --> 00:04:35,572 more than three faculty members here, 133 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:37,374 this is technically a school event. 134 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,478 So I just-- Just act accordingly. 135 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,282 And happy birthday! 136 00:04:41,283 --> 00:04:42,351 Happy birthday. 137 00:04:42,352 --> 00:04:43,654 Are-are you okay? 138 00:04:43,655 --> 00:04:45,223 Of course. Of course. I'm open-minded. 139 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:46,326 I'm open-minded. 140 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,595 I'm a little uncomfortable, 141 00:04:47,596 --> 00:04:48,831 but I'm working through it. Hello. 142 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:50,334 Excuse me. Don't touch him. Goodbye. 143 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:51,937 - Later. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 144 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:53,406 He's not interested. 145 00:04:53,407 --> 00:04:55,510 You know, there's fisting porn on three of the televisions. 146 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:58,216 - Oh, God. - I think all the TVs are playing the same thing, though. 147 00:04:58,217 --> 00:05:00,454 No, no, no, no, no. They all seem to be different ones. 148 00:05:00,455 --> 00:05:01,657 There's a really, you know, 149 00:05:01,658 --> 00:05:03,359 traditional, missionary-style on one. 150 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,497 Of course, it's between two men who are about 40 years old. 151 00:05:05,498 --> 00:05:07,034 Why? Why am I talking about this? 152 00:05:07,035 --> 00:05:10,207 Grant, it's very sweet that you came, but just-- 153 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,778 - You don't need to stay here, okay? - No, no, no, no, no. 154 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,652 Stay. Come on. I'm gonna do a little performance later. 155 00:05:15,653 --> 00:05:18,890 - Might turn you on. - [chuckles] I remember why it was good you resigned, Malcolm. 156 00:05:18,891 --> 00:05:20,661 - Mwah. See? Thank you. I resigned. - Mm. 157 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:22,197 Please, just stay for one more hour. 158 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:24,769 All right. I'll-- Maybe a drink, then, and, uh, 159 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,172 hopefully some wings as well. 160 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:27,909 I don't think they have wings, but there is 161 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,513 a cum-themed bundt cake that, uh, 162 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:32,384 looks pretty good to me. 163 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:34,723 Maybe just a drink, then. 164 00:05:35,593 --> 00:05:37,395 He's gonna get roofied. 165 00:05:37,396 --> 00:05:38,798 Because of you. 166 00:05:38,799 --> 00:05:39,666 Oh, my God. 167 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:41,268 They're not that bad for you. 168 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:43,306 ♪♪ I'm the one you want ♪ 169 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:46,045 ♪♪ Baby, come get it ♪ 170 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,682 ♪♪ Feeling in my soul, we can take this... ♪ 171 00:05:47,683 --> 00:05:49,653 - Chuck. It's me, dude. - Uh... 172 00:05:49,654 --> 00:05:51,255 Markie Hillridge, man. 173 00:05:51,256 --> 00:05:53,293 - We played football together in high school. - Oh, my-- 174 00:05:53,294 --> 00:05:55,798 - Exactly. Yeah, dude. - Markie? What the fuck, dude? 175 00:05:55,799 --> 00:05:57,501 - How the fuck are you? - [laughs] Holy shit. 176 00:05:57,502 --> 00:05:59,104 - Aw, it's been forever. - I know. 177 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:00,407 What are you doing here? 178 00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:01,643 I'm just here at this birthday party. 179 00:06:01,644 --> 00:06:02,879 Is that why you're here? You got a party? 180 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,150 No, we're just-- we're just hanging. 181 00:06:05,151 --> 00:06:06,787 Wait. 182 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:09,225 You ended up marrying Kathy Durham, didn't you? 183 00:06:09,226 --> 00:06:10,293 - Briefly, yeah. - Oh. 184 00:06:10,294 --> 00:06:11,830 What a dime piece, man. 185 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:13,934 - We're divorced. Yeah. - What? 186 00:06:13,935 --> 00:06:15,871 - Can I get her number? I'm kidding. No. That sucks, man. - [laughs] 187 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:18,376 I mean, you guys were, like, joined at the hip 188 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,646 from junior high to graduation and shit. 189 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,851 Y'all were perfect. What happened? 190 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:25,024 Markie, I'm gay. 191 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:29,331 [chuckles] What? 192 00:06:29,332 --> 00:06:31,269 - I sleep with men. - Okay. 193 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,572 But-- Oh, sure. 194 00:06:32,573 --> 00:06:33,807 But you weren't gay in high school. 195 00:06:33,808 --> 00:06:36,278 I was. Uh, yeah. I was in the closet. 196 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:37,815 Huh. 197 00:06:37,816 --> 00:06:40,989 So we beat Westlake with a gay quarterback. 198 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:43,092 - [laughs] Yeah, we did. - That's what you're saying. 199 00:06:43,093 --> 00:06:45,363 What, like, 300 yards that game or some shit. 200 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,535 - At least. Was a good time. - I wish you'd have come out the moment we won. 201 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:48,837 I came out in the shower after. 202 00:06:48,838 --> 00:06:50,374 [laughing] 203 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,444 [laughs] This outfit is incredible. 204 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,814 Oh, thanks. Yeah. 205 00:06:53,815 --> 00:06:55,283 Malcolm gave me this stuff. 206 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:56,719 It's so hot. 207 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,822 Nick knows he doesn't have to be here, right? 208 00:06:57,823 --> 00:06:59,058 No. 209 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:00,293 That is what I want to talk to you about. 210 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,362 We broke up. 211 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:03,299 - What? When? - I know. 212 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,703 Like-like, just, like-- Oh. 213 00:07:04,704 --> 00:07:06,472 Okay, thank you. I'm gonna take, uh, this one. 214 00:07:06,473 --> 00:07:08,109 Mm-hmm. Mm. 215 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,245 Mm, mm-hmm, mm. 216 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:10,581 A few hours ago. 217 00:07:10,582 --> 00:07:11,983 I just, like, hit a breaking point. 218 00:07:11,984 --> 00:07:13,854 - With the pool stuff? - Yeah, with the pool. 219 00:07:13,855 --> 00:07:15,591 And then, like, in hindsight, that pool, 220 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,094 like, him digging his own pool 221 00:07:17,095 --> 00:07:19,599 is just a way for him to pretend to be busy 222 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,836 instead of looking for a job. 223 00:07:21,837 --> 00:07:23,406 - Yeah, we all knew that. - I didn't want 224 00:07:23,407 --> 00:07:25,444 to say anything. I didn't want you to worry about me. 225 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,680 I-I knew it. 226 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:28,917 It was painfully obvious. To everyone. 227 00:07:28,918 --> 00:07:30,253 [chuckles] Sure. Right. 228 00:07:30,254 --> 00:07:31,488 Well, now you know the truth. 229 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:33,894 - Gwen. - Yes, baby? 230 00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:35,832 You really don't have to be here. 231 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,234 What? No. 232 00:07:37,235 --> 00:07:39,205 Are you kidding? I'm-- It's your birthday. 233 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:41,576 And I am definitely gonna find a new man tonight. 234 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:43,146 Mama is loose. 235 00:07:43,147 --> 00:07:44,949 - You're on the loose. - Oh, my God, I'm on the loose. 236 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,352 [laughing] 237 00:07:46,353 --> 00:07:47,822 Wait, do you want a drink? I'm gonna get another drink. 238 00:07:47,823 --> 00:07:49,358 How many shots have you had? 239 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:50,628 I'm gonna get laid. 240 00:07:50,629 --> 00:07:52,264 [laughs] No. Maybe. 241 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:53,534 Okay. 242 00:07:53,535 --> 00:07:55,069 Yo, Ev. You know your friend Daniel? 243 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,472 Who? 244 00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:57,742 Daniel. Your friend. 245 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:58,911 That guy over there. 246 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,313 [Evan] That's not my friend. 247 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,886 That's, like, a random waiter I met once. 248 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:04,722 He was telling me about poppers. 249 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:06,225 Okay, I wasn't gonna come out tonight, 250 00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,362 but then I thought, "The community. I need it." 251 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:12,237 - [laughs] - Wait, so can you finish explaining what poppers are? 252 00:08:12,238 --> 00:08:14,976 Remember the videos I showed you of guys bottoming? 253 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:16,512 People use poppers for that. 254 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:17,682 [Rick] Oh. 255 00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,384 - [chuckles] Yo. - Oh, my God. 256 00:08:19,385 --> 00:08:23,126 - The whole gang's officially back together again. - Yeah. 257 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,394 Who are you? 258 00:08:24,395 --> 00:08:25,865 Come on, hon. 259 00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:27,602 Guys, I'm down to try poppers. 260 00:08:27,603 --> 00:08:28,704 [chuckles] I-I got you. 261 00:08:28,705 --> 00:08:30,039 I got you, boo. 262 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,008 Here-Here's mine. 263 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:31,810 All right, boys. 264 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,212 I got the poppers. 265 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,016 - [men] Poppers! - I just had a crazy idea. 266 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:37,889 I've been trying to get a community together of artists 267 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:40,928 and people who dance and sex workers. 268 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:42,598 If you guys are in, I will leave my place. 269 00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:44,936 I have a little bit of settlement money 270 00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:47,742 from when I sued California Pizza Kitchen. 271 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,746 We have to go. 272 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:51,082 Good luck, babe. 273 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,729 - [indistinct chatter] - Thank you. 274 00:08:58,464 --> 00:09:00,100 - Hey. - Hey. 275 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:02,170 Kind of surprised to see you here. 276 00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:03,707 I feel like you've been sort of avoiding me 277 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,110 since the homecoming debacle. 278 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,014 Yeah, I've been fully avoiding you. 279 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:08,449 - [chuckles] - But Malcolm called 280 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,320 and, um... 281 00:09:10,321 --> 00:09:11,690 it's your birthday. 282 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,728 I enjoyed it. 283 00:09:13,729 --> 00:09:14,896 Before I freaked out. 284 00:09:14,897 --> 00:09:17,200 Our awkward kiss thing. 285 00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:19,004 Yeah, right? Before the freak-out? 286 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:20,575 - Yeah. - Oh, it was great. Yeah. 287 00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:21,910 - What are you guys talking about? - Oh, my God. 288 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:24,081 - Hi. Me? [laughs] - Hi. 289 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,617 - How are you? - How are you? 290 00:09:25,618 --> 00:09:27,254 - I'm good. - How's the, um... 291 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:29,291 - What is it that you do again? - [chuckles] 292 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:31,763 Uh, thank you so much for asking. I'm a dancer. 293 00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:33,567 - Mm. - Uh, yeah. But right now I'm working 294 00:09:33,568 --> 00:09:36,874 as a software engineer for a very innovative tech start-up. 295 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,176 What is the start-up? 296 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,381 We provide tents for unhoused people. 297 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,851 - Oh. - Um, through an app. 298 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:44,388 Unhoused people actually can't access an app, 299 00:09:44,389 --> 00:09:45,724 'cause they don't have phones. 300 00:09:45,725 --> 00:09:47,093 They're not called "cell-less." 301 00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:48,964 They're called "homeless." They have phones. 302 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,333 And why do you need the app? 303 00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,036 Why can't you just give people the tents? 304 00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:54,007 So many people keep asking me that. 305 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:56,045 But, you know, we're partnering with North Face, 306 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:57,749 - which is really cool. - Whoa. 307 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,951 [dance music playing] 308 00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:00,955 [Rick] Oh. Look at those guys. 309 00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:03,092 Precious. 310 00:10:03,093 --> 00:10:05,698 ♪ ♪ 311 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,671 No, you can get it with someone. I swear to God. 312 00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:09,940 You really c-- Oh. 313 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,375 - [squeals] - Hey, you slut. 314 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:12,879 How are you? 315 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,152 There is not a single straight guy in the house. 316 00:10:16,988 --> 00:10:18,723 - That's crazy. Hug? - Hug. 317 00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,326 - I love you. - I love you. 318 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,732 Ah, there's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 319 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:24,636 - Markie. I love you, too. - Hey. 320 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:26,271 - Hey. Yeah. - Aw. 321 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:29,211 - Cool. - You're such a positive force in my life, 322 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,917 and I am just so lucky to know you. 323 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,921 You're so great. Do I ever tell you that? 324 00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:35,189 - [mouthing] - [Markie] Wow. 325 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,993 I say that about you all the time. 326 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:39,197 I feel the same way. I've always wanted to say this to you. 327 00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:41,670 - I-- - Oh, my God. I'm gonna see about the karaoke situation. 328 00:10:41,671 --> 00:10:44,776 - Hold on. - [Evan] But I don't think they have karaoke here. 329 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,549 - No, they let you if you're persistent. - [Gwen squeals] 330 00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:49,084 - Gwen is so drunk. - Oh, my God. 331 00:10:49,085 --> 00:10:51,823 More porn on the TVs here. 332 00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,794 [chuckles] That's better. 333 00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:55,196 You're welcome, by the way. 334 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,332 For Harry. 335 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,635 What do you mean? 336 00:10:57,636 --> 00:10:58,771 I brokered peace between you two. 337 00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:00,206 Singlehandedly, by the way. 338 00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:01,843 - You didn't broker anything. - [urinating] 339 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,614 He's just a guy I had an awkward kiss with. 340 00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:05,216 Okay. Well, now he's here, 341 00:11:05,217 --> 00:11:07,421 and obviously he wants to "S" and "F" you, so... 342 00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:10,359 - Malcolm, it doesn't matter, because nothing can happen. - I know. 343 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,629 You care about your job. 344 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,898 But you do not need to be, 345 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:15,002 like, a cop in your own life. 346 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:16,940 That stupid rule doesn't mean you can't 347 00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:18,142 hook up with coworkers. 348 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:19,745 It means you can't get caught 349 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,148 hooking up with coworkers. 350 00:11:21,149 --> 00:11:22,752 - [water running] - You-you-you don't understand 351 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:25,156 something so fundamental about being a teacher. 352 00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:26,659 My work 353 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,162 - and my personal life - Oh, my God. 354 00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:30,734 - are deeply separate things. - Please stop talking 355 00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:32,003 about teaching. I'm begging you. 356 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,408 It's so boring. It's so boring. 357 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,877 I honestly don't care. 358 00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,180 If you don't want to hook up with Harry, don't. 359 00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:38,717 But, like, him and I do have a vibe. 360 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:41,155 So if you don't fuck him, I-I do have to. 361 00:11:41,857 --> 00:11:43,225 'Kay? 362 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,294 Oh. 363 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,432 - Hey, Harry. Did you see? - Hey. Hey, guys. 364 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,703 - Harry walked into the bathroom. - [chuckles] Good to see you again. 365 00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:51,041 - Hey. - Evan, didn't you have to-- You were telling me 366 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,379 how much you had to go to the bathroom. 367 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,414 [scoffs] 368 00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:55,718 Pee-style, you said. 369 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,287 Not poop. 370 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,457 - Bye, guys. - [door opens] 371 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,328 - [door closes] - Sorry, he's always trying 372 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,266 - to make me uncomfortable. - [urinating] 373 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,501 [laughs softly] 374 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:07,141 I'm uncomfortable so much of my life, honestly. 375 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,715 - [sighs] - [water running] 376 00:12:10,716 --> 00:12:13,052 This thing does not get hot. 377 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:15,924 Well, everything else around here is working perfectly. 378 00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:17,394 [laughs] I know. 379 00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,470 [exhales] 380 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,545 So, uh... [chuckles] 381 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,553 What should we do? 382 00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,761 [chuckles] What do you mean? 383 00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:37,401 I kind of dig a crazy girl. 384 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:43,279 When we did this at school, it didn't end very well. 385 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:46,352 That's true. 386 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:52,632 But we are not at school right now. 387 00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,637 Hello. Am I allowed to pee in here? 388 00:12:55,638 --> 00:12:57,575 - Yeah, of course you can pee. It's a, it's a bathroom. - No, I-I just heard 389 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,479 that bathrooms are high-activity areas, you know? 390 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,587 [stammers] Oh. Okay. I'm so sorry, gentlemen. 391 00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:07,161 Oh. Whoa. Nope? Good. 392 00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:11,671 I'm gonna... 393 00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:13,874 [laughs] Guess I'll see you in there. 394 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,376 - [door creaks] - Bye. 395 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,347 I'm telling you guys, seriously, modern-day root beer 396 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,050 tastes nothing like O.G. root beer. 397 00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:21,923 - That can't be true. - It is true. Look it up. 398 00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:23,292 Hey, one sec. Evan. 399 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:24,795 Hey, man, this place is fucking awesome, dude. 400 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:26,165 - [chuckles] - These guys are great. 401 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,002 They're hanging on my every word, man. 402 00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,939 It's like they're on Team Markie big-time. 403 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,809 Yeah, so, basically, these guys 404 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,580 - want to have sex with you. - With me? 405 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,982 - Yeah. - Why? 406 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,153 You're kind of a classic bear. 407 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,823 You think more of these guys... like, does everybody here 408 00:13:38,824 --> 00:13:40,761 - want to fuck me? - A lot of people do. 409 00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:42,430 - Do you want to fuck me? - No, I'm good. 410 00:13:42,431 --> 00:13:44,167 - Okay. - Is it making you uncomfortable? 411 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,604 - You want me to do something about it? - No, no. 412 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,107 No, not at all, actually. It's very flattering. 413 00:13:47,108 --> 00:13:48,309 I'm-a hang on to this for a little bit. 414 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,346 Makes you think, though, you know? 415 00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:52,016 Like, imagine me as a gay dude. 416 00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:53,620 I'd have to bang all these dudes. 417 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,256 And probably all those dudes. 418 00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:56,926 It would suck to suck that much, if you know what I'm saying. 419 00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:58,930 No, but if you were gay, you would like it, 420 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,604 so it wouldn't feel like work. 421 00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,642 Nah, I don't think I'd like it. Nah. Sorry. 422 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,879 Even if I was gay as hell, even if I was gayer than you, 423 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,215 I don't think I'd like it. 424 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,520 Guys, I'm on the root beer wiki. It's true. 425 00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:12,423 - Wow. - [Markie] I'll catch up with you later. 426 00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:13,492 Are you okay, Rick? 427 00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:15,564 You look like you maybe are not okay. 428 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,267 - What's going on? - Just doing my best 429 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:20,272 - at keeping Austin weird. - [both laugh] 430 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,714 Dude, poppers. These things are gonna be the next big thing. 431 00:14:23,715 --> 00:14:26,953 I'm gonna sell these things at a 200% markup. 432 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:29,592 Yeah. How much of this did you do? 433 00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,395 - The... a lot. - Yeah. 434 00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,600 Oh, can you text me, so I remember: 435 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,838 "Poppers profit straight community." 436 00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:38,041 Yeah, I'll text you in a second. I'm gonna take these with me. 437 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,545 - Okay? You hold steady here. - All right, buddy. 438 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,150 Hope the money doesn't change me. 439 00:14:42,151 --> 00:14:44,789 - I'm gonna sing a song, okay? - Nope. Hey, hey, hey. 440 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,561 - [feedback squeals] - Hey. How are you? - Hey. Hi. How are you? 441 00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,665 - [Malcolm] Haven't seen you in a bit. - Great. 442 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,403 I'm gonna sing a ka... a song for you, 443 00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:54,407 and it's gonna be a cappella. 444 00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:56,245 Okay, kill the music, please. Thank you. 445 00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:58,016 - [music stops] - [cheering, applause] 446 00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:02,825 ♪♪ It's Gay Town City ♪ 447 00:15:02,826 --> 00:15:06,198 ♪♪ Ah, it's Gay Town City ♪ 448 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,035 ♪♪ Everybody loves gays ♪ 449 00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:10,239 ♪♪ Everybody loves girls ♪ 450 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,945 ♪♪ But gays don't love girls. ♪ 451 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,615 - Oh, shit, I'm about to Shazam this one. - Oh, wait, it's okay, 452 00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:17,487 do you know how h-hot I am considered by men? 453 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,694 And not a single one of you has even started 454 00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,264 to look at my cleavage. 455 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,202 - [blows raspberry] - [laughter] - And that is also 456 00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:27,173 awful for me. [chuckles] 457 00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:29,879 ♪♪ But I'll still sing ♪ 458 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,616 ♪♪ For my gays... ♪ 459 00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,753 - No. - Work, bitch. 460 00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,356 - That was great. Give it up for you. - Hold on, wait. 461 00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,861 - No, that's... [stammers] - [crowd booing] 462 00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,331 Keep the hag. 463 00:15:39,332 --> 00:15:40,499 [others chanting] Keep the hag. 464 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,770 - Keep the hag. - Hey, be nice. 465 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,038 Do not call her "hag." 466 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:43,907 - She's my friend. - Malcolm, let's stop 467 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,210 with the misogyny. 468 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,746 A white woman with red hair? 469 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,516 Do you know how hard she had it? 470 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,821 - Time to go. Time to go. Goodbye. Goodbye. - I love you, baby. 471 00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:52,758 - Okay. - Give it up for Gwen. 472 00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:54,762 [cheering, applause] 473 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:56,465 Somebody gave me ketamine. 474 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,171 - I don't know what that is. - [laughs] 475 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,974 We're here tonight to celebrate a man. 476 00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:03,479 A myth, some would say. 477 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:07,120 - Maybe a legend. Evan Marquez. - [cheering] 478 00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:09,825 Our Latinx queen. 479 00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,562 [applause] 480 00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:14,368 - Evan's my hero. - You know, people will tell you in this life, 481 00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,405 they'll say, "You can't, you can't be gay." 482 00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,444 - Nobody says that. - They say that. They say that. 483 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,214 - Okay. - The point is, 484 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,419 - we're here to celebrate you. - [man] Mm-hmm. 485 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,490 - All of you. [tongue clicks] - [crowd] Aw... 486 00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,562 I'm gonna celebrate Evan right now 487 00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:28,930 with all of me. 488 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,133 [crowd oohing] 489 00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,201 - Hit it. - ["Fade into You" playing] 490 00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:32,938 - [all oohing] - Uh. 491 00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:35,644 Yeah, it's getting sad and sexual here. 492 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,815 Whoo! Gay pride. 493 00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:39,151 You know what's coming? 494 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,727 Something really hot. 495 00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:49,037 ♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪ 496 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,608 ♪♪ Inside y... ♪ Shit. 497 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,143 It was supposed to be wh... a whipped cream reveal, 498 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,147 but it got smushed in the jacket, 499 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,383 but it looked good before. 500 00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:57,755 ♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪ 501 00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,025 ♪♪ That's true ♪ 502 00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:01,896 Still good, though, right? 503 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,934 I'm not going up there. 504 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,440 ♪♪ I look to you and I see ♪ 505 00:17:07,441 --> 00:17:09,244 - [both] ♪♪ Nothing ♪ - Come on. 506 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,816 - Do it yourself. - No, you can come up with me. 507 00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,285 - [Evan] No, come on. - Get up there, Evan. 508 00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:14,589 [Malcolm] Come on. 509 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:15,690 Okay. 510 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:17,695 ♪♪ In shadows ♪ 511 00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,534 Loser. Loser! 512 00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:22,170 [laughs] 513 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,107 ♪♪ Some kind of night ♪ 514 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,679 ♪♪ Into your darkness ♪ 515 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,015 Harry. Harry. 516 00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:29,686 Come up with me. This is another teacher. 517 00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:31,923 Harry. ♪♪ I want to... ♪ 518 00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:34,628 [vocalizing] 519 00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,498 We-We've been rehearsing this for weeks. 520 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:39,705 Weeks now. You know this one, right? 521 00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:41,474 You cool with this? 522 00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:44,080 Both your guys up there getting steamy? 523 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:45,416 Neither of them are "my guys." 524 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,287 They're my friends. It's fine. 525 00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:48,823 If I've learned nothing else in your world, 526 00:17:48,824 --> 00:17:51,094 it's that there's no such thing as "just friends." 527 00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:53,499 - What does that mean? - You know what I mean. Come on, man. 528 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,537 I see, I see the way you look at Harry. 529 00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,275 I see the way he looks at you. You guys got chemistry. 530 00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,013 It's fine. I'm not a jealous guy. 531 00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:01,348 They can do what they want. 532 00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,785 Look, dude, when you look at him, 533 00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:04,722 it reminds me of how I look at Gwen. 534 00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:06,424 And vice versa. 535 00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,295 - What? - Come on. 536 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,899 You don't have to be naive 537 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,335 or pretend like you don't see that there's definitely 538 00:18:11,336 --> 00:18:12,805 something brewing between her and I. 539 00:18:12,806 --> 00:18:14,207 With you and Gwen? 540 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,577 She said it by the bathroom. 541 00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,080 "I love you, Markie." What was all that? 542 00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:18,783 - Markie. - What? 543 00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:21,155 I j... look, I ju... I suffer in silence 'cause I don't want 544 00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:22,858 to be a home-wrecker. 545 00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:24,227 I... 546 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,233 I'm sorry, this is such new information. 547 00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,570 I mean, you wouldn't be a home-wrecker. 548 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:31,041 She-she broke up with Nick tonight. 549 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,076 Who? They what? 550 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,379 Gwen and Nick broke up. 551 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,948 Oh, my God, dude, tonigh... [gasps] 552 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,087 It's a full moon, brother. Tonight's our night. 553 00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:41,195 It's the night you and I go after the ones we love. 554 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:48,710 [both] ♪♪ Fade into you ♪ 555 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,848 [crowd cheering] 556 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:56,458 ♪♪ Strange we never knew. ♪ 557 00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,195 Get up there, Evan. 558 00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,565 Get up there and plant your flag 559 00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,603 in front of God and all these gay dudes. 560 00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:03,472 [voice fading] Get up there and mark your territory... 561 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,644 ♪♪ These are the times that I think about ♪ 562 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,179 ["Nirvana" by Elliana playing] 563 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,184 ♪♪ Red lights and the feeling ♪ 564 00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:13,492 ♪♪ That I needed you ♪ 565 00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:17,000 ♪♪ Oh, you got me right in nirvana ♪ 566 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,736 ♪♪ So fast ♪ 567 00:19:18,737 --> 00:19:21,475 ♪♪ You're the best part of a sad song ♪ 568 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:24,348 ♪♪ You got me all out of breath ♪ 569 00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:27,888 - ♪♪ Too fast, and I miss you when I'm going home ♪ - Yes. Yes. Yes. 570 00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:29,758 ♪♪ And I've been running in circles... ♪ 571 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:31,729 Oh, so you're, like, in love with me now? 572 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:34,602 - Yeah. I think that's a possibility, yeah. - Okay, great. 573 00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:38,508 ♪♪ Feel the end if I'm not out of nirvana. ♪ 574 00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:44,822 ♪♪ Fade into you ♪ 575 00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:47,595 - Evan. - ♪♪ It's strange you ♪ 576 00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:49,665 - ♪♪ Never knew ♪ - I meant the other guy, dude. 577 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,301 Come on. 578 00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:52,671 ♪♪ You gotta fade ♪ 579 00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:56,580 - Doofus. - ♪♪ Into your darkness ♪ 580 00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:58,917 ♪♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 581 00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:01,388 Don't lay down, that's when the spins start. 582 00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:07,902 [Employee] I'll be right with you. One moment, please. 583 00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:09,872 Okay. Rude. 584 00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:11,642 Evan, I'm proud of you. 585 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,580 - You knew Malcolm was no longer faculty... - [sputters] 586 00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,717 ...so, good for you. You kissed the right guy. 587 00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:17,788 That's not why I kissed him, Grant. 588 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:21,495 I'm not gonna live my life by those rules anymore. 589 00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:22,998 Should've been Harry. Seriously. 590 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:25,904 I said it to you, man. Chemistry is off the charts. 591 00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,108 Should've kissed both of them thangs. 592 00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:30,412 Yeah, no, Harry's great, 593 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,950 but, you know, 594 00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,686 Malcolm is... Malcolm 595 00:20:33,687 --> 00:20:36,358 and he has a special place in my heart. 596 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,563 The heart wants what it wants, you know. 597 00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,767 I miss the gay bar. 598 00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:44,307 - [scoffs] - You might just miss the poppers. 599 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,677 I miss the poppers. 600 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,248 - Wait, where is Malcolm? - [Evan] That waiter 601 00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,119 Daniel invited him to an orgy. 602 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,622 Unbelievable. 603 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:54,494 Well, whatever. I accept him for who he is. 604 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:57,000 You got to let people be who they are. 605 00:20:57,769 --> 00:20:59,471 - Whoa. - And that's the only relationship advice 606 00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:01,341 - worth a damn. - Yes. 607 00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:04,849 That is actually, like, so true. 608 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,418 Gwen, your voice was amazing tonight. 609 00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:08,690 You were like a... you were a songbird. 610 00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:10,995 A true songbird. 611 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,602 I didn't sing at the bar, did I? 612 00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:17,741 ["Kissing in Swimming Pools" by Holly Humberstone playing] 613 00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:21,215 [chuckles] That is damn good. 614 00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:25,122 I haven't had one of these in probably, uh, 20 years. 615 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,659 My wife forbids it. 616 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,665 Oh-ho-ho, bad boy. [chuckles] 617 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,538 Just tonight. It's a special night. 618 00:21:32,539 --> 00:21:34,508 Why is it special? 619 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:36,912 Just feels special. 620 00:21:36,913 --> 00:21:38,616 Aw. 621 00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:40,854 And it's your birthday. 622 00:21:42,391 --> 00:21:43,392 Hey. 623 00:21:43,393 --> 00:21:44,761 [Rick] Oh-ho. 624 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,866 - [Malcolm] Hi, teachers. - Look at this funky guy. 625 00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,170 - I thought you were at the orgy. - I went. 626 00:21:49,171 --> 00:21:50,907 It was good. 627 00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:53,345 That waiter's so fucking annoying, but he gives a... 628 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,115 almost academic blow job. 629 00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,686 Apartment or warehouse? 630 00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:58,388 Um, Home Depot stockroom. 631 00:21:58,389 --> 00:21:59,926 - Mmm. - [chuckles] 632 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,294 Stocking up on caulk. 633 00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:03,532 Oh-ho-ho, look at these two lovebirds. 634 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:07,674 We had a really nice long talk, 635 00:22:07,675 --> 00:22:10,246 and we're back together. 636 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,685 - [Malcolm] Aw, that's amazing. - [Gwen] And you know why? 637 00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:16,960 It's because, Markie, you said something so awesome in the car. 638 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,932 You said, "You got to let people be who they are." 639 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:22,537 - Aw. - Oh. That's cute. - [Gwen] Yeah. 640 00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:25,476 Thanks, Markie, for what you said. 641 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,351 [Nick] All right, just gonna announce something real quick. 642 00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,789 This pool, guys, is almost done. 643 00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,626 I mean, it's almost ready. 644 00:22:33,627 --> 00:22:36,665 But the water in it looks like dirty sink water. 645 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,335 Well, you shouldn't go in. The filter has 646 00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:40,473 - to actually be up and running before-- - Exactly. 647 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,477 - So it's not ready, is what you're saying. - [Nick] It's not ready. 648 00:22:42,478 --> 00:22:43,880 - But show 'em the jets. - Okay, okay. 649 00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:45,449 - I would love to see the jets. - Yeah. 650 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:46,819 Let's see the jets. 651 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,956 - Got it on Bluetooth here. - Bluetooth? 652 00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:52,062 - Watch this shit. - [Nick] Three, two, 653 00:22:52,063 --> 00:22:53,431 one. 654 00:22:53,432 --> 00:22:55,402 [creaking] 655 00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:56,540 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 656 00:22:57,207 --> 00:22:59,110 - It's the main pipe! - No, no, no, no. Not on the burger. 657 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,515 - [Gwen] Have to turn off the valve. - [laughing] 658 00:23:02,552 --> 00:23:04,588 This is kind of... 659 00:23:04,589 --> 00:23:06,424 Kind of boyfy-boyfy? 660 00:23:06,425 --> 00:23:07,728 A little bit. 661 00:23:07,729 --> 00:23:12,705 ♪♪ I could repair you so gently ♪ 662 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,175 ♪♪ So ♪ 663 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:19,885 ♪♪ Can we kiss in your swimming pool? ♪ 664 00:23:19,886 --> 00:23:22,289 ♪♪ In this bathing suit ♪ 665 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:24,695 ♪♪ I would die for you ♪ 666 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:29,237 ♪♪ Maybe I don't have to leave so soon ♪ 667 00:23:29,238 --> 00:23:33,913 ♪♪ You look heavenly in this shade of blue ♪ 668 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,187 ♪♪ We don't have to complicate it ♪ 669 00:23:38,323 --> 00:23:42,129 ♪♪ I just want to be alone with you ♪ 670 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,702 ♪♪ I ♪ 671 00:23:45,436 --> 00:23:48,242 ♪♪ Just want to be alone with you. ♪ 672 00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:50,581 [vocalizing] 47757

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