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呃，你们要知道，呃，
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师傅多年来苦练武
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功呃，无论
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这个各家各派啊师傅
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啊，不是想要天下无敌。
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那么师傅，我想要什么我是
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要这个这个呃，而
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是发扬国粹啊，
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那么我们学习武
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功呢？那么你们千万要
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记住啊，不是要打架，
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而是要增强体魄，
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那么再除去这个这个，
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呃，东亚病夫的名号
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啊，师傅。你说什么
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我一点都不明白啊呃，
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我
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师傅他说要要去小便可不
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可以啊？我已经
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说过，叫你们练武要专心，
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我教过你们要忍
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啊，难道你们都忘了师傅小便都不行
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吗？
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你们笑什
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么？快走，快走。来把衣服
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给
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我穿上
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你，你，你这是干什么？你踢盘子
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啊，踢踢盘
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子也不懂吗？我
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告诉你，以后不许你在这里
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混下去啊。
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现在你懂了吧师傅他干什么
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要饭你啊？哎，老兄啊，我
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看你一时糊涂，我们拉
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拉手做个朋友吧哈，
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老子就是不跟你交朋友，
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我要砸你的招牌。把你给扔出去，
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这这这这是何必呢？师傅，打
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他打他吧，我们学武
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不是为了打架的
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干什么你你你这这这这
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师傅，师傅打他打他
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了，师傅好本事。
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臭要饭的，你别他妈再忍了，
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全部怕他呢。哎哎哎哎
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呀，哎呀
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哎呀师傅
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哎。哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎。哇哇哇
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哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇
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哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇
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哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇
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哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇
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哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哎呦哎哎。
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哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎
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哎哎
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哎
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哎。
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哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎。
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哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊
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啊啊。
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哎
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哎哎呀，师傅本事大吧啊。
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师傅，你用的是什么功夫啊？铁头功
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铁头功。
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师傅，怎么铁头功不是用在头上用在这儿
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的这个呃呃，上面这
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个是大铁头，下边那个是
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小铁头，懂不懂？
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嗯嗯。嗯，
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哎哎贺通，你闯祸了，闯祸，
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我不是把他打跑了吗？哎呀，他们几兄弟啊，每
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个都很凶的，他们迟早会来找你麻烦的，
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小心点的啊，
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师傅不能不走。师父的武
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功你们见过，
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现在师父可以说天下无
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敌。
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师父的武功已经登峰造
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极，
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现在要去找别的高手比
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武，为了把国
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术发扬光大，
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师父，师父只
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有。离开你们，
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所以师傅不能不
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走了。师傅，不要走，不
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要走，不要走啊。
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阿毛，你是大
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师兄，
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师傅，这一次走
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了之后，你要好好掌管门户
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师傅。我记住你的教训
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好，那我就放心了。师
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傅，师傅不要走。师傅，
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师傅不要走。师
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傅，师傅不
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要走。
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老三，这个臭小子能打败你啊
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哎，不是啊，是一个二十多岁的汉子。
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哎，嗯，小朋友，你
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们那个师傅呢，师傅为了发扬国术，出
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门去找各路英雄比武去了，
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呃，小朋友。我们是来拜师
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的，你们是来拜师的
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啊。师傅刚出门，他要很久才回来呢
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啊。哎，三弟啊，怎么有功夫的人
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又走了，哎呀我们啊，
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真是没有福气。哎，我们又错过了
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学武的好机会了。哎，太
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可惜了。
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哦
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哦，哦哦，哦哦，哦哦，有啊，
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有啊啊，哇，哎呀。
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哎
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呀嗯嗯哎呀。哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎。
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哎。
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来，
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给我俩馒头好好好，请等一等啊。
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啊，客官，请坐，
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请喝茶。
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你要到什么地方去？我，
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我是闯荡江湖的，闯荡
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江湖，
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那么你一定是个英雄好汉
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了，大家都这么称
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呼我。呃，我们
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云游四海，专打抱不
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平，嗯，
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咪咪啊，客人来了咪咪，
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两位大爷请坐。哎哎，
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来来来哎。
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小妹妹，陪大爷喝杯茶再走啊。来
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来来，来来，大爷，
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大爷，别这样
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放手，大白天你干什么？
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老佛老佛。
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大英雄好汉，你救救我们吧
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兄弟，
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你不是说过好打不平吗？
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现在有机会给你大
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显身手，
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你们两个现在给我滚出去
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哦。哎哎哎。事情还没完
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呢，没完啊，
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你先出手什么？你怕死啊。
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哎哎，我不怕死，四
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海之内皆兄弟也。
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我们总算是朋友，那么谁先出手
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还不是一样，你
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们两个我们也是两
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个，咱们刚好拉平。对了，有种的
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先出手。我让你做
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老大，你先出手吧这
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个啊，
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去啊，去呀。
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哎
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哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎。哎呦哎
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呦哎呦哎呦哎呀哎呦，
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哎呦
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喂到你了
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好啊啊啊
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啊啊走。
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没事了，没事了，
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我的功夫怎么样？你是老大，你
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的功夫当然比我强了。
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姑娘多少茶钱不用了，
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小意思嘛。你帮了我的忙，
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我还没有谢你呢，
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那么我走了啊。
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哎哎，你别走，
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老夫受了伤，你留下来帮
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帮我的忙好吗？嗯，
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我跟他看一下。
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哎，你，你，你，
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哎呀。你，
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你还没睡这这嗯，
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你嗯嗯嗯嗯。
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怎么还没睡？老头子睡了
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我来看你嘛，
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有什么事我要你教我
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打拳
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打拳，
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我要是学会了打拳，
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就没有人敢欺负我了。
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是。是是
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啊，你要干什么啊？打拳不是要像
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你一样要把衣服脱光的吗？
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哎哎不要不要不要不要不要
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不要哎不要
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不要不要，
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你不用怕嘛，老头子
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睡着了。我我
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我不是这个意思那么
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你如果我跟你
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跟你这个这个这个我，
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我就练不成童子功了，
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这些鬼童子功不练也就罢了，
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不成我不成，我要走了。
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强奸呐，来人呐，强奸
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呐，不要吵，来人呐啊，强
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奸老婆快强奸我，我没好
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啊，不是不是好
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小子，哎呀好，你
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跑，下次我要碰见你啊，非宰
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了你不可。
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哎
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呀，来
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来来，接着。
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哎，你呀，这个笨
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蛋啊你，你，
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你这什么意思啊，你跟那个女
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的啊，
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你看见了，要是
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我。我一下子就把他给吞了，
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哼，嗯，
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哎，你是谁？我，
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我本来是来偷东西的，
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没想到看上一场好戏。嗯，
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我可没有做过亏心事，呃，是
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他要跟我这个这个这
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个嗨，这年头啊，好人吃亏
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啊，哎，走吧，哦
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哦哦哦哎。我们到哪儿去啊？到我
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的地盘去跟我走好了。
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你这个死鬼啊我叫
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你不要干这个臭队长了现在我
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钱也没有了，人也没有
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了，我以后怎么过
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这个死人是谁？是当地
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自卫队长，走
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上哪儿去啊？吃饭去吃饭，哎
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呀好。
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嗯嗯嗯
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嗯哎呀，
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太饱了。
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嗯嗯，付钱了。
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啊啊，
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什么你，你要我付钱哎，
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我是你救命恩人呐，你不该请我吃饭
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呐呃，对应
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该应该呃呃这个呃，
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这个不过我的钱包，呃，
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丢在茶馆的那个老头那儿去了呃，
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那怎么办呢？喂，我
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们要耍花招脱身啊。
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就这么办好不好？嗯，
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严老板一句话，
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你这小子他妈的小子，我就
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拼了我，我跟你拼了，我跟
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你拼命，哎呦啊，
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哎呦啊哎呦切，你这
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小子抽我的老婆你才抽我，你抽
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我老婆，你胡说，我没有我没有哎，
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我叫你不要打架，你出去，出去，出去，我
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老婆，我不要你。你走开，出
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去，出去别打架，
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你偷我老婆去，你胡说，别在这吵。对对对，
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他没给钱啊，没给
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钱。哎，你们大家听着呀，山上有金矿，
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我们大家快点去拿去拿呀，
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你真行啊。当然了，出
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来混混没有两下子。早就已经死
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了，
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那我怎么办
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啊？啊，
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快
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点，这
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是我的，这是我的，这是我的。
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我现在我抢我的
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老太婆，这是我的别
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抢啊，你这个死老太婆，哎呀，哎
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呀，哎呀，哎
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呀，哎呀。
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给我，给我，给我，这
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是我的，这是我的。
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哎呀哎呀哎
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呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎
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呀哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎。你，你不
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要压着我吗？哎，喂，
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你再压着我，我就对你不客气了。
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哼，你不会喝酒就不要喝那么多嘛。
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哎，真
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是哎。
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什么山上真的发现
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有金矿哎，
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这是哪儿的话呢？他们只不过是发现
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几块陪葬的金子，所以就
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抢来抢去的，
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还以为真发现什么金矿呢。
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哎，看来七爷要以镇长的身份
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去平息谣言喽。
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你这是哎，
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我这个镇长是够倒霉的了。
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人家当镇长是捞得风生
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水起，我这个镇长是一点
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油水都没有啊，在这个穷
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乡僻壤的地方真是太
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倒霉了，现在可有
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了机会了，什么机会啊？
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你得赶快把这个金矿的谣言四
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处去散播啊，明白吗？
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嗯。我明白了，
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所有的人他们都跑来寻金
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子，地方就繁荣起来了，
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到时候不是他们掘金，是
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我们发财了。
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哎，好吧，要8.8点就来了啊，
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千万别来小六点，快快快
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快点下，小二
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是吧，输了好多了，下了，下
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了，快点下妈的，这把啊，
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还要打哎，快点下注啊，
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买买买，
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马大爷呀。买多点嘛，
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这次你一定赢的。是啊，马大爷，我
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赢了，买多点，好好好好，我也
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下
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下下。买大
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买大买大
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啊。
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讨厌动手多脚的
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开了。
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开没
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关系，一会儿。哎，
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快点下注啊，买呀，
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这一次啊，稳赢的。哎哎哎，咪咪啊，买
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大呀一块大洋啊。
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哎哎哎，
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笑什么有什么好笑的妈，哎哎
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咪咪啊，你就算。帮我一次忙
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啊好不好啊，去你的
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别开玩笑了就是哎哎咪咪
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这点忙都不肯帮啊。来人呐，
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来人呐，
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哎呦哎，小心点这这
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哎。
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姐看琴琴早晚要
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出事了是过
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来您得想个办法我，嗯。
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呃，一个月能赚几个钱
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太没有保障了，就
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是说。
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啊，是你啊，
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哼，你可把我害苦了。哎
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呀，过去的事情别提了，
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哎，吃饭没有哈，谢谢，别
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搞了，又想吃霸王饭，哼，
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哎，不不不，不
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要，是你肯当这个自卫队队长，
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什么都有的吃啊。嗯嗯
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哎，你不是说过有武功吗？
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我，我也没有
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什么武功，我的武功都是在书本
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上学来的。哎呀，不要紧的，
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这份差事啊，谁都不肯做，你放心
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去做好了，知道吗？
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哎，你是从外地来的吧。
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呃，是啊，是
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啊，哎，做自卫队长要有功夫
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的，你有功夫吗？功夫，
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嗯，
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功夫啊，有
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你们看好了啊。
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哎
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哎哎，
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这个不行，好
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功夫好功夫。哎呦，
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好功夫好功夫啊，
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好极了。咱们开个相亲大
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会就选你做自卫队长。哎呦哎，谢谢哦，
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哎，你这是
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吉利啊。
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何先生，从今天开始，您就是本镇
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的自卫队长，
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呃。哦，对了，我
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还有个条件啊，嗯，不是说好
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的吗？怎么还有条件呢？我一个
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人孤掌难鸣。我需要
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一个助手，恐怕没人肯干这份
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差事喽。这个人你们放心。
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嗯，来
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来来来，
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你这
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位就是我的助手，哈哈
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啊。
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咱们家哎
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哎
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哎，好大的
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胆子，这胖胖的是什么助手
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副队长啊，谢
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谢，这就是副队长这个德行。
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走。
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大哥青之队又来了一个新的自卫队
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长。听说这个人的武功很
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好，料事如神，镇民都很尊敬他
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死了好几个，还有人跟上，
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真他妈的不怕死啊，
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照样把他打发了吧。老
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二，哎，杀鸡焉用牛
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刀，事情交给我办好了。对啊，
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00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,320
看来这小子又要准备棺
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材了。嗯，
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听说这就是新来的自卫队长，
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他一定吃了豹子胆竟敢当队
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长啊。听说他的功
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夫不错嘛，我就不相信
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过去跟他玩几手。
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啊啊，慢走
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干嘛？你到了本
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镇都不来拜候我们两兄
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弟拜候，
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你们是谁呀啊，
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我们是谁你都不知道，
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00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,200
看这个王八蛋
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嗯，我们就是青石镇的黑
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白公子你一见到我们就可以发财
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啊，发财啊，
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发发财，我发财了啊，
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发财。
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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你想发财，我看你是想见
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棺材
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他妈的你打了我的鸟，
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放走了我的鸟，你是什么
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鸟啊？哎呦我
454
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,600
的鸟啊
455
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,320
哎呦。好小
456
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,200
子，你简直是个混蛋你
457
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,160
到这儿当自卫队长，你知道当队长
458
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,120
是干什么的？我知道对付
459
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:17,760
土匪，
460
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,480
嗯，你有什么本事啊，
461
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,680
我们跟随镇长这么多年，别
462
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,600
说队长了，他妈的连厕所长也干不
463
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,560
了啊。我看看
464
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,920
你他妈有什么本事当队长。
465
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,440
哎呦妈
466
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,920
的慢慢讲吧。
467
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,280
哎哎，兄弟有事慢慢讲吧。哎
468
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,680
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
469
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,680
哎哎哎哎哎
470
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,440
哎哎哎哎哎
471
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,440
哎哎哎哎哎
472
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:00,600
哎。
473
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,880
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
474
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,000
住手
475
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,040
镇长他们两个打我啊。队长
476
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,880
他们不认识你，冒犯之处请多原谅啊。
477
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,640
我有公务在身。我不理你们了去
478
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,800
过来。哎哎，镇长这
479
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,760
这小子哎，你们两个不能够乱来呀，
480
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,960
我请他来当队长，就让他来送死来
481
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,400
了。哎哎
482
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,720
哎，我说镇长啊，我们两个跟随
483
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,360
你这么多年了也应该分点银行。哎
484
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,040
哎，我对你们两个已经有了安排了。你们在赌
485
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,920
场里头做主理呀。哎呦哎，谢谢镇长，哎呦
486
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,720
谢谢哎，
487
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,240
镇长，对不起不要紧吧。
488
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,760
哎哎哎，你们给我定口棺材，哎，你用
489
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,720
啊，不是不是给我哎，
490
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,000
是给他哎，
491
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,200
我们走了，这是。
492
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,400
哎哎两位好久不见，怎么要定
493
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,280
棺材啊。哎哎呀，这个
494
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,160
年头真是怪事真多啊。你们两位这
495
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,400
么年纪轻就要定棺材，
496
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,760
哎呦，你怎么打人呢？胡说八道啊，
497
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,880
这个不是我们定的啊，是为了新来的
498
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,680
自卫队长定的。啊哦，是给自卫队
499
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,560
长定的嗯，那么要多大的尺码
500
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,360
啊啊，我告诉你
501
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,320
啊，这个木头可以用坏
502
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,280
的，这价钱呢，可以开高一点
503
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,640
将来算账的时候我们两个
504
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,320
要二一添作五，你知道吗，二一添作
505
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,280
五，这是为什么，老规矩，你
506
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,240
忘了，哎呀，不明白啊，老规矩，
507
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,520
明白明白，老规矩。咱们
508
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,640
先回赌场去吧，
509
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,680
谢啊，谢啊，就要拍
510
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,160
了啊，
511
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,120
谢啊谢啊。
512
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,840
喂，我早就猜到你来了这里
513
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,000
猜到怎么样？别多说了，
514
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,320
我哪来的钱呢？一天到晚就知道
515
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,280
赌关你屁事，你管得着吗？
516
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,080
你我管不着。
517
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,240
我真后悔嫁给你这个烂赌鬼，
518
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,000
喂正仔啊，你就别再多事了。
519
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,320
要是给肥姑知道了可不得了，
520
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,880
不会放心放心，
521
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,960
我看你还是去找黑白公子上来，哎，好好
522
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,000
好好哎，
523
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,960
好了好了，算我倒霉，咱们回去，回去咱回去
524
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,200
说，哎。
525
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,600
干嘛？你干嘛？我要把你卖
526
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,440
到这儿来，我就不愁没赌本了，混蛋
527
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,520
哎，回来。哎呀，放开我，
528
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,600
走那容易啊。
529
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,800
哎呀，放开我呀，
530
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,600
好了
531
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,560
两位两位你看看看，看我老婆
532
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,520
怎么样啊。哎，不错，好
533
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,920
好，值多少钱？呃，问题
534
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,800
是你说价钱公道点，哎，你
535
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,680
说哎，不行不行不行不行，为什么不行啊，
536
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,400
我们先要看过货再说，哎，货不是在这儿吗？哎
537
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,920
哎，我的意思是
538
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,880
想看看它里边，呃，到底
539
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,320
是不是真材实料，哎
540
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,160
啊，这个看衣服里边啊，哎，是，
541
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:26,640
嗯，不错。让我看过衣
542
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,080
服里面之后
543
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,320
认为满意的话我
544
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,280
就分文不少。那那你们马上就
545
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,760
看，马上看了啊，来看看。
546
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,000
大哥怎么样？不错，你来过目，
547
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,400
队长来了。
548
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:22,440
哎
549
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,920
哎喂，我们是河水不
550
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,840
犯井水你当你的自卫队长，我们开我
551
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,760
们的赌场，你来干什么啊？来干嘛？
552
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,440
你们这里太不像话了，我
553
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,920
身为自卫队长，我不能不管。
554
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,640
我要把你们这个地方完全给封
555
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,000
掉你们活得不耐烦了，你们
556
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,720
也不打听打听现在这个地
557
00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,920
盘是谁的。哎呦
558
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,960
哼，王八不像王八乌龟不像乌龟，
559
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,880
让我来对付他。哼，住手。
560
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,320
原来是你呀，我的大英雄
561
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,920
你怎么会当起自卫队长了？
562
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,720
你，你怎么会在这儿啊，
563
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,120
你跟我的事闹大了，老夫
564
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,840
把我赶出来了，你你你，
565
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,960
你不应该靠这个来过活呀。我是女
566
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,680
人，除了这个还有什么好
567
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,120
干的？
568
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,800
啊，原来跟队长
569
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,760
是老相好啊，你那事情就简单
570
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,320
了啊。既然是自己
571
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,800
人，最好不要吵了，
572
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,080
所谓和气生财是不是
573
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,040
啊，公事公办，谁给你
574
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,680
自己人啊啊。哼啊，
575
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,360
你这个混蛋敬酒不
576
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,000
喝喝罚酒，少跟他啰嗦打打
577
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:11,840
哎呦啊。
578
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,640
哎哎哎哎哎哎
579
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,400
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
580
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,440
哎哎呀哎呀哎呀
581
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,560
哎呀哎呀
582
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,040
哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀
583
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:32,280
哎
584
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,320
呀哎呀哎呀。
585
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:42,160
哎
586
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,160
哎哎哎哎
587
00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,120
哎哎
588
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,720
哎哎
589
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:10,600
哎。
590
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,160
兄弟啊，
591
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:20,960
好
592
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,200
好小子，让你凉快凉快
593
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,000
啊。
594
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,720
哈哈哈哈哈哈
595
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,120
哈哈哈哎呀
596
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,640
哎呀哎呀哎
597
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:57,600
呀
598
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,920
哎呀哎呀。
599
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,280
哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
600
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,520
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
601
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,680
哎哎哎哎哎
602
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,320
哎哎
603
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:20,840
哎哎。
604
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,680
哎，住手，镇长，
605
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,160
镇长，
606
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,080
你怎么搞的？报告镇长，
607
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,720
刚才这个家伙到这儿来说是要封我们的
608
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,480
赌场。是啊，镇长，你怎么会这样？
609
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,200
镇长，难道我做的不对吗？哎，
610
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,560
一个人出来混，要聪明点，不然
611
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,640
的话你的命就不会长啊。
612
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:32,760
嗯，
613
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,200
你找谁呀？找这里的自卫队
614
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,560
长，我是副队长，
615
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,400
你是他什么人
616
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:49,600
朋友哦，他到小
617
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,240
饭店去了。
618
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,720
哎，嗯，四维队长在哪里？
619
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,280
队长在那儿，嗯，
620
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,880
哎，这地方走的啊，随便。
621
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,120
哎，
622
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,160
什么那么臭啊？嗯嗯，
623
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,480
没有啊，
624
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:53,440
没有啊，你的
625
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,280
胆子不小啊。居然当起了自卫
626
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,120
队长了去去去去去去
627
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,920
干什么啊，你干什么？你想干什么？
628
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,000
怎么了怎么了？打
629
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,400
架起来了。
630
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,520
你这个人脾气太坏了
631
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,000
不错，我就是想找人打架，
632
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,800
我不跟你打架，你走吧，我
633
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,680
偏不走，看你这个臭队长能
634
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,320
把我怎么样。哼，你不配跟我交手，
635
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,360
我的徒弟已经可以收拾你了。站住。
636
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,800
是你啊，是你，你是
637
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,840
不是他的徒弟？
638
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,520
我是这儿的自卫队长
639
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,600
徒弟，你用师傅教你的绝招
640
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,120
来对付这个家伙。
641
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:22,320
嘿
642
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,320
嘿嘿
643
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,840
嘿嘿嘿
644
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:35,680
嘿。
645
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,840
原来你是这样当上自卫队长的？
646
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,040
对啊，说起来还要多谢
647
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,520
这位小兄弟。是啊，石大哥，
648
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,960
这个年头啊，单靠武功是不行
649
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,840
的，还得靠点小聪明才行呢。嗯
650
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,200
嗯嗯嗯，
651
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,000
你是干什么的？
652
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,360
老实告诉你。我是县里派来的，
653
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,840
听说这里发现了金矿，
654
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,840
公安局派我来查究，有没
655
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,800
有这回事？哎，金矿这件事是
656
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,240
闹过一阵子。嗯，
657
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,240
那么谣传是真的
658
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,080
了，金矿是假的。不过有一个
659
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:48,520
这个呃，
660
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,360
有个古墓才是真的
661
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,480
古墓
662
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,160
古墓的事你们有没有对任何人讲过
663
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,160
没有啊。看来古墓
664
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,240
必定藏有珍宝，这
665
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,600
件事一定要交给上头处理。
666
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,960
我就是担心古墓被人偷挖
667
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,840
这个你不用担心我已经
668
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,080
安排好了，没有人能进得去的，
669
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,000
你听清楚了没有？
670
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,440
贺通这个笨蛋他本身是没
671
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,200
有武功的，可是这个密探施
672
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,440
威，他是个难搞的人物，
673
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,920
古墓的事只有他们两个人知道。
674
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,440
一定要把他们杀了。好啊，那
675
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,240
我们来个借刀杀人。
676
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,920
哎呀哎呀哎呀
677
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,880
哎呀哎，那个新队长
678
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,840
真厉害，他的徒弟我也打不过哟。哎
679
00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,760
哟哎哟，
680
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,040
看来那家伙真有点本事啊。嗯。
681
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,560
干什么的哦，在下是青
682
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,400
石镇图七坐下的文胆扭八
683
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,000
来干什么？我代表镇长有
684
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,400
点事，要跟各位商量商量
685
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,560
到底什么事。山
686
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,320
上有个藏宝的古墓，这个秘
687
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,960
密只有贺通与诗薇知道
688
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,880
哦。只要你们派人到镇公
689
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,600
所杀了施威，活捉贺
690
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,400
通就能在他的口中探出
691
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,720
古墓的所在了嗯？
692
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,760
嗯啊啊啊
693
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,520
啊啊啊
694
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,480
啊啊
695
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:34,440
啊。
696
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:45,200
你
697
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,720
这是什么人啊？你这
698
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,680
是什么人啊？你这
699
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:55,680
是什
700
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,240
么人啊？你这是什么人啊？
701
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,360
你这是什么人
702
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,600
啊？你
703
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,360
这是什么人啊，你
704
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,600
这是什么人啊？你这是什么人啊？
705
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:14,600
快。
706
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,480
哎呦哎呀哎呀哎呦
707
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,760
哎呦哎呦哎呀
708
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,280
过来过来啊。
709
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,560
哎哎哎哎哎
710
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,960
哎哎哎哎哎哎
711
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,120
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
712
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,880
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
713
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,800
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
714
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,240
哎哎。
715
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,080
嗯哎哎哎哎
716
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,440
哎哎哎哎
717
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,680
哎哎哎
718
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,480
哎哎哎
719
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,320
哎哎哎哎哎哎
720
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,600
哎哎。
721
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:17,360
哎哎
722
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,440
哎哎哎哎
723
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,520
哎哎
724
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:28,480
哎哎哎
725
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,560
哎哎哎哎
726
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,240
哎哎。哎
727
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:46,640
哎哎
728
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:50,000
哎
729
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,480
哎哎哎哎哎
730
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,240
哎哎哎
731
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,200
哎哎哎哎哎
732
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:06,440
哎
733
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,320
哎哎
734
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,560
哎哎哎哎。哎哎
735
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,240
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
736
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,160
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
737
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:23,400
哎哎
738
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,480
哎哎哎
739
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:35,520
哎
740
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,240
哎哎哎哎
741
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:41,760
哎哎。
742
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:49,920
哎哎哎
743
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,240
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
744
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,840
哎哎哎
745
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:04,560
哎哎
746
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,160
哎哎呀。
747
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,440
哎呀，抓到土匪了，抓到那个土匪啊，
748
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,200
不错啊。土匪啊，
749
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:20,640
这个自
750
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,200
卫队长，没有啊，走
751
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,200
走。哎呀，
752
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,280
这回这土匪倒霉了啊。走，哎呀
753
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:33,440
哎
754
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,440
呀哎呀
755
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,240
来过来，哎呀哎哎。哎，
756
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,880
以前的土匪啊，专杀咱们自卫队长
757
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,360
现在的自卫队长专抓土匪来游街示
758
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,320
众。哎，真是天理循环啊，这叫恶有
759
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:54,880
恶报。
760
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,800
哎，嗯，贺通这小子真厉害，
761
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,360
我们是自作聪明。
762
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,280
哎哎哎，姐，我
763
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,600
还有一条妙计啊，嗯。
764
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,280
我听说贺通跟那个叫咪咪的女人
765
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,200
有一手哦，如果我们能
766
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,120
够利用咪咪把贺通的古墓地点
767
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,920
给套出来，我们就先下手把墓里的
768
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,760
珍藏偷走。哎，那
769
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,920
就赶快去找他嗯啊。
770
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,920
救命啊，
771
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,280
救命啊。
772
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:09,600
你在嚷嚷什么？
773
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,240
有人欺负你啊，不是人，
774
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,040
那是什么？有一只老鼠对
775
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,160
着我唧唧的叫唤，老鼠。
776
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,800
现在跑了，你这个
777
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,360
人胆子真小，老鼠都怕，这是
778
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,800
就像你怕我一样。
779
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,320
贺彤，你可把我给害苦
780
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,040
了，什么我
781
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,520
害你我没有害你
782
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:42,640
我没有啊。
783
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,520
为了你，我丈夫把我给轰了出
784
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,760
来，你又封了赌馆。
785
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,600
那就砸破我的饭碗了。嗯
786
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,840
嗯，可是你不该留在那种
787
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:02,240
地方，
788
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,400
那你怎么安置我呢？
789
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,320
怎么安置我嘛。
790
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,960
还在练童子功啊
791
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,920
不，我要走了，我要走了，
792
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,200
你让我走好了，你让我走
793
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:37,680
你让我走。
794
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,280
哎，我求求你还要哎
795
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,680
哎哎哎哎哎
796
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,600
哎哎你让我
797
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,920
走，我早跟你说过
798
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:57,200
我是练童子功的吗？你
799
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,920
让我走啊，
800
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,560
练童子功的人都可以喝酒，
801
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,000
陪我喝一杯陪我喝杯酒可以
802
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,640
吗啊？喝
803
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,040
酒。
804
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,080
嗯，喝点喝多一点
805
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,960
啊。嗯嗯，
806
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,880
来喝喝
807
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,440
再喝一点不不不，不
808
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,960
再来一点嘛，好热啊，
809
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,840
哎呀，哎
810
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,320
呀。啊，好好
811
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,840
哎嗯，
812
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:06,440
听别人说镇外山上有金矿是
813
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,880
不是真的？哎，
814
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,600
你别听别人说鬼话了，
815
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,920
不过大家都这么说
816
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,880
情况是没有的，有的
817
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,800
是是什么
818
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,600
没什么。
819
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,000
我不肯，你不讲我不肯，
820
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,600
不要缠着我嘛，讲嘛，讲
821
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,720
我就不缠着你，
822
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:51,120
你真的能保守秘密。我
823
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:52,400
们是老相好，
824
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,600
假如不是练这些什么鬼童子功，我们呢，早就
825
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,200
是夫妻了。对，嗯，
826
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,120
对，说呀，说呀，嗯。
827
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,800
嗯嗯，山上
828
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,280
有一个古墓，
829
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,960
真的，那里边是不是有金银珠宝？
830
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,400
嗯，我
831
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,040
没看过那古墓在什么地方，
832
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,320
我不讲干嘛不讲嘛，
833
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:26,520
嗯。
834
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,640
你是不是把古墓的地图藏在身上了？
835
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,360
藏宝图在哪儿？我不知
836
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,960
道不知道
837
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,640
你不要走啊
838
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,760
我要毁了你的童子功。看谁的
839
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,400
功夫好？
840
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,240
贺大哥，你，
841
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,040
你不要这样，你的藏
842
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,880
宝地图是不是在身上？
843
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,160
是是在身上
844
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,200
在哪儿在。
845
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,200
嗯，在我的脑袋里边
846
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,560
究竟在哪儿嘛？
847
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,440
嗯嗯，是是藏
848
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,320
在地下的一个一个
849
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:07,200
古洞里。
850
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,160
好好好。
851
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:18,800
啊，
852
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,960
哎，你快点走了啊，快走，
853
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,840
快走，快走你回去告诉你们大哥说句
854
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,120
好话，这不管我们的错。哎哎，
855
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,400
我们一找咪咪捡到山上去寻宝
856
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,080
是，嗯。
857
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,400
哎呦哎呦哎
858
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,360
呦哎呦。
859
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:03,640
了。
860
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:08,640
啦啦啦啦。
861
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,200
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
862
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,240
啊啊
863
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,600
啊啊啊啊
864
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:29,400
啊
865
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,400
啊啊啊
866
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:39,440
啊啊
867
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:46,920
啊。
868
01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:14,670
站住，
869
01:16:19,390 --> 01:16:20,990
你就是自卫队长的徒弟啊。
870
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,640
哎哎哎哎
871
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,560
哎哎哎
872
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,280
哎哎哎哎哎
873
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:38,800
哎
874
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,240
哎哎哎哎哎。
875
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:02,600
哼
876
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:15,520
哼。
877
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,640
你听着回去马上跟你那王八队长一起滚
878
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:40,880
要不然我就打断你的腿。
879
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,600
要是他们真的赶我们走，
880
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,520
那怎么办呢？哎呀，看你怕成这个样子，
881
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,560
又说是有功夫的话，不是这么
882
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,440
说，这两个土匪相当厉害，
883
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,880
我看你们还是先避开一下，我立刻进城
884
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:05,320
去带人来剿匪。哎，石
885
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,640
大哥说的对，我们还是先剿了匪，再
886
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,600
当队长也不晚，反正镇长已经死了，
887
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,520
我们在这里最大，
888
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,960
这样也好。不过我一个
889
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,880
堂堂自卫队长要我暂时避开这
890
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,800
太不像话了，再说
891
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:27,600
让我们避到哪儿去呢？哎，到我外
892
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,480
婆家里去，你外婆，事不宜迟，
893
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:33,440
快走吧，我也立刻进城去了，再见啊，
894
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,680
嗯，走啊。
895
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:43,040
哎，
896
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,280
师傅到这来了，师傅，我找的你好苦啊。
897
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,040
哎哎，师傅，师傅，哎
898
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,360
哎，师傅，我找的你好苦啊，我要拜你为
899
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,080
师啊。哎，师傅哎哎他他
900
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:01,280
他怎么了？他说他拜你为师啊
901
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,560
啊哎，
902
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,480
师傅你真威风啊，
903
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,560
走。哎，走走哎，走吧，大
904
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,520
哥，这是贺通哦，
905
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,560
胆子可真不小啊，你竟敢当
906
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:39,280
起自卫队长？你有没有数过
907
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:41,520
你这件衣服有多少人穿过？
908
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,440
嗯，我，
909
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,720
哎，我看还是把这个自卫队长也
910
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,080
送到阎王爷那儿去报到吧。好哎哎哎哎哎
911
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:51,880
哎
912
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:55,840
哎哎
913
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,680
哎哎
914
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,000
哎哎哎哎。
915
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:08,840
哎哎
916
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,320
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
917
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:17,400
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
918
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:19,920
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
919
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:23,240
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
920
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:25,960
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
921
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:29,120
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
922
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,720
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
923
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:35,040
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
924
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:36,840
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎呀。
925
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,960
哎哎哎哎
926
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,320
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
927
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,360
哎哎哎哎哎哎
928
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:55,360
哎哎
929
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:00,960
哎哎
930
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,960
哎哎哎哎哎哎。哎
931
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:15,320
呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀
932
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:18,160
好厉害。哎呀怎么办？
933
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:20,400
有了
934
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,120
这招
935
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,160
对他。
936
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,960
我要你尝尝老子这一招龙争虎
937
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:47,200
斗。
938
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:02,880
哎哎哎呀
939
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,280
哎呀哎
940
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,400
哎醒醒醒醒用别的招数哎
941
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,440
啊别的招数哎，就这个
942
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,400
我们来一招就就这个哎哎哎这个
943
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,080
双数海啊好
944
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:24,600
哎
945
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,160
哎哎哎。
946
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,640
哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀
947
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,400
哎呦他妈的
948
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:41,440
让你看看老子这招顶天立地哎呦哎呦哎
949
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:44,400
呦哎呦哎呦
950
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:48,280
哎呦
951
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:51,080
哎
952
01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:56,560
呦。
953
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,920
哈哈哈哈这叫双鬼拍门，
954
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,800
你们的花招关了吧，看看我的死亡游戏
955
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,120
好呀。哎
956
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:21,920
我哎呀哎哎
957
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:23,120
哎。
958
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,960
哎呀哎呀
959
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,800
哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎
960
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,880
呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀
961
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,120
哎呀
962
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,080
哎呀哎
963
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:51,480
呀。
964
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,920
哈哈哈哈哈哈
965
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:22,880
哈哈哈哈
966
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,480
哈。哎呀啊啊
967
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,320
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
968
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,080
啊啊啊啊
969
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,840
啊啊啊啊啊啊
970
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:41,120
啊
971
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,760
啊啊啊啊啊。
972
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:56,360
哎哎哎
973
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,080
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
974
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:04,240
哎哎
975
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,880
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
976
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:12,320
哎哎来来来绑起来绑起来好
977
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:12,720
哎
978
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,400
哎哎哎哎走啊。
979
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:23,440
拉走，是啊，走
980
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:23,760
走
981
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:30,000
河东小娃子，这次剿匪你们立下大功，
982
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,160
我回县城大大嘉奖你们。
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