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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:16,801 快点。 2 00:02:55,281 --> 00:02:57,601 小不点,你再笑我也让你吃泥巴。 3 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:25,681 哎,高住啊,遮紧一点,屁股又露出来 4 00:03:25,681 --> 00:03:25,921 了, 5 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:46,001 哎,苟住。 6 00:03:48,641 --> 00:03:51,281 狗住哎, 7 00:03:52,801 --> 00:03:55,681 狗住狗 8 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:58,241 住,狗住 9 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,391 狗住 10 00:04:09,951 --> 00:04:12,831 狗住,你快点出来呀。这一带是 11 00:04:12,831 --> 00:04:15,791 赵老板的进仓,万一被他们发现了,我们就糟 12 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:18,511 了呀。狗住,你快出来嘛, 13 00:04:19,311 --> 00:04:21,761 狗住。哎呀, 14 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,041 苟住点,哎呀,快点走 15 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,721 嘛。哎,小不点, 16 00:04:27,921 --> 00:04:30,841 我这个样子让我怎么出去嘛,要 17 00:04:30,841 --> 00:04:32,402 我抱着屁股走,我才不干呢。 18 00:04:43,362 --> 00:04:45,922 好吧,你把裤子脱下来,我帮你补补。 19 00:04:46,402 --> 00:04:47,922 好,我脱。 20 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:18,402 讨厌。 21 00:05:56,722 --> 00:05:57,122 拿去, 22 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:03,922 哎,苟住,快点啊。 23 00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:08,122 小不点,你看这,你看吧,这 24 00:06:08,562 --> 00:06:11,282 这这多难看嘛,这 25 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:14,402 哎呀,将就点吧,不透风就行了,走 26 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:14,962 走走。 27 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:23,962 走走 28 00:06:23,962 --> 00:06:24,562 哪儿呀?不 29 00:06:42,362 --> 00:06:42,642 要哭。 30 00:07:47,443 --> 00:07:49,443 我要你尝尝坐这把椅子的味道, 31 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:50,723 嗯? 32 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:54,883 啊, 33 00:07:58,963 --> 00:07:59,603 抓住他们, 34 00:08:13,123 --> 00:08:16,043 张老板我们什么都没有看见狗柱, 35 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:19,603 对不对啊?对对,我们什么 36 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:20,203 都没有看到。 37 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:40,003 告状。快跑 38 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:49,843 啊,快走。 39 00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:08,683 哎 40 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:18,403 呀,小不点,救命 41 00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:20,643 啊,救命啊, 42 00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:26,403 救命啊,救命 43 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:30,083 啊。 44 00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:34,163 快跑 45 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:39,763 啊, 46 00:09:42,563 --> 00:09:43,603 把他们都给我抓回 47 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:56,163 来。 48 00:10:03,043 --> 00:10:03,603 快走啊。 49 00:10:11,843 --> 00:10:14,483 哎,小不点,你什么地方不好躲, 50 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,763 偏要躲这个阴森森的地方。哎, 51 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,963 你懂什么,越是这样阴森森 52 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:22,643 的,他们越不容易找到 53 00:10:24,803 --> 00:10:25,443 我们,快走吧。 54 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,414 哎,小不点好恐怖。我们换 55 00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:01,374 个地方吧,瞧你胆子这么小,有 56 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:02,734 我在,你还怕什么? 57 00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:54,564 走 58 00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:02,844 走走走哎呀哎,小宝女儿。 59 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,164 你呀,真笨哦, 60 00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:35,444 干什么呢?你 61 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:44,204 哦。这有什么好怕的嘛?走, 62 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:44,884 跟我走。 63 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:01,684 嘿,小不点,还一个床呢, 64 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:06,964 他妈的 65 00:13:10,004 --> 00:13:11,204 你呀。 66 00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:15,844 好吧,今晚就在这休息好了, 67 00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:37,605 我到里边去找找。 68 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,645 啊啊 69 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:09,245 啊啊啊 70 00:14:12,045 --> 00:14:12,165 啊。 71 00:14:17,245 --> 00:14:18,605 哎哎 72 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:24,805 哎哎哎哎哎 73 00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:26,725 哎哎哎哎哎哎 74 00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:33,245 哎哎哎哎哎哦哦哦 75 00:14:34,485 --> 00:14:37,205 哦哦哦哦哦哦 76 00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:41,365 哦哦。 77 00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:46,125 啊,在楼上走走,走。 78 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:16,005 哈哈哈哈哈哈 79 00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:23,485 哈 80 00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:28,245 哈哈哈哈 81 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:32,245 哈 82 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:38,725 哈哈哈。 83 00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,726 啊啊啊啊啊啊 84 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,686 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 85 00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:46,366 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 86 00:16:58,696 --> 00:16:59,416 啊啊。 87 00:17:18,886 --> 00:17:21,846 哎,其实啊,我早上来请哎哎里边请里 88 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:24,646 边请啊哎哎哎哎哎哎 89 00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,326 哎哎姑娘见客了 90 00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:33,766 哎,见客了下来了啊。 91 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,246 好来来来见客啦 92 00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:04,246 哟大妹子干嘛哭哭啼 93 00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:05,046 啼的呢? 94 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:09,846 在咱们这里啊,有吃有穿 95 00:18:09,846 --> 00:18:12,326 的,到了月头还可以拿钱回去, 96 00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:16,406 干什么也没有这种事好赚的啊。 97 00:18:21,526 --> 00:18:24,326 大妹子,我看你还是答应了吧, 98 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,446 我死也不会接客好, 99 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:28,726 你不答应。 100 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,166 好了, 101 00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:45,046 这姑娘骨头挺硬 102 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,446 你们去开导开导她啊。 103 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,566 起来又便宜了,你们这两个兔崽子 104 00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,846 456哎哎哎,三 105 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:10,246 点三 106 00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:16,726 点走吧。哎哎 107 00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:16,966 哎。 108 00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:28,246 哎哎,两个馒头好的,好 109 00:19:28,886 --> 00:19:29,566 好,小 110 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:33,566 子。 111 00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:55,767 哎,鸽子 112 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,127 兔子,哈哈。 113 00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:29,607 各位,现在由我来变魔术 114 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:33,287 我要在这个帽子里变出 115 00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:36,167 两只鸽子来现在 116 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,767 请各位来赏眼 117 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:40,967 嗨 118 00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:43,927 啊。 119 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:02,087 现在我再不出一只兔 120 00:21:02,087 --> 00:21:02,567 子来 121 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:09,447 啊。 122 00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:37,847 啊啊啊啊 123 00:21:38,207 --> 00:21:39,607 啊啊啊 124 00:21:41,727 --> 00:21:43,047 啊,哎呀。 125 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:49,327 人呢? 126 00:21:52,887 --> 00:21:55,847 哎哎,小不点快走啊。狗柱,我 127 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,647 们不能走了,为什么我们把别人厂子给 128 00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:01,367 砸了?哎呀,快走啊,不行, 129 00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:04,327 我看我们还是回去看看吧。哎,走 130 00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:05,167 嘛,回去看看。 131 00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:11,447 小耗子痛得厉害。 132 00:22:13,847 --> 00:22:16,207 不动不动,哎 133 00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:17,047 呦 134 00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:27,287 喂,哎呀,兄弟,不要紧的,只是 135 00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:30,247 脱了臼,我已经给你接好了,忍着点吧啊。 136 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,487 哎哦,怎么的,能不能治得好 137 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,047 啊。哎,你放心。 138 00:22:37,327 --> 00:22:40,007 我父亲是有名的接骨大夫, 139 00:22:40,247 --> 00:22:43,208 专治跌打损伤,哎,我也学了不 140 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,408 少哦。狗壮,你说对不 141 00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:46,968 对?对 142 00:22:50,648 --> 00:22:50,768 对, 143 00:22:56,088 --> 00:22:57,128 忍着点就好了。 144 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,248 兄弟啊,休息两天就好了。谢谢 145 00:23:20,408 --> 00:23:23,288 那群王八羔子等我的腿好了以后,我非插掉他们几条 146 00:23:23,288 --> 00:23:25,968 腿不可。小布袋,谢谢你 147 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:28,728 啦,哪里刘老爹,你们的班子 148 00:23:28,888 --> 00:23:31,768 因为我们而给砸了,实在对不起, 149 00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,528 事情都过去了,还提它干什么呢? 150 00:23:35,608 --> 00:23:38,328 哎哎,小不点走啊,走 151 00:23:38,328 --> 00:23:41,048 啊,老爹, 152 00:23:41,928 --> 00:23:44,288 那我们走了,谢谢啊,谢 153 00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:47,848 谢啊,谢谢, 154 00:23:52,488 --> 00:23:53,448 走啊,你 155 00:23:57,368 --> 00:24:00,088 刘老爹,小不点 156 00:24:00,328 --> 00:24:03,288 什么事啊,我跟他都 157 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:06,248 是孤儿。我们从小在外头流 158 00:24:06,248 --> 00:24:09,048 浪,哎,可是我们的力气很 159 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:12,008 大呀,我们可以帮你们扛东西,帮你们打杂 160 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:15,088 狗。哎,对不对?对对,哎哎, 161 00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:19,208 这个我我爹啊,让他们 162 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,168 留下吧。哎 163 00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:24,928 好,如果你们不嫌弃的话,那就 164 00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:25,528 留下来吧, 165 00:24:28,408 --> 00:24:29,688 谢谢老爹。 166 00:24:34,128 --> 00:24:37,048 是谁砸的场子?陈管事啊,这只是个 167 00:24:37,048 --> 00:24:40,008 小误会,过去就算了,别提了,这两个 168 00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:42,408 小兄弟啊,就留在团里帮忙吧。 169 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:46,488 哎哦你说倒轻松啊,我 170 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:49,448 们的穷人快饿饭你还装什么人物收留他们? 171 00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:53,928 陈管事啊,我不会让他们挨饿的。 172 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:57,288 嗯,好,这话可 173 00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:00,248 是你说的,过两天房东 174 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,008 要是来收房租的时候可有你的好戏 175 00:25:03,048 --> 00:25:04,408 看。走, 176 00:25:23,128 --> 00:25:25,608 薛大汉把这个翠花拿去当了 177 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:28,888 爹班主,这是娘留下来唯一的遗 178 00:25:28,888 --> 00:25:30,568 物,你怎么可以把它当了呢? 179 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,728 人都死了。还留着它干什么? 180 00:25:35,528 --> 00:25:38,368 能当一个是一个我总不能看着 181 00:25:38,368 --> 00:25:41,288 大伙跟我一块挨饿,快 182 00:25:41,288 --> 00:25:43,929 去吧,你把当回来的钱 183 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,889 顺便买点补药回来给他炖只鸡 184 00:25:46,889 --> 00:25:48,329 吃。班主我 185 00:25:50,489 --> 00:25:51,209 拿去吧 186 00:25:54,409 --> 00:25:54,809 是。 187 00:26:05,009 --> 00:26:06,329 狗柱跟我走。 188 00:26:17,049 --> 00:26:20,009 小不点,你想干什么嘛?哎呀,祸是咱们闯 189 00:26:20,009 --> 00:26:22,969 的,咱们总得替他们想点办法,你疯了,咱 190 00:26:22,969 --> 00:26:25,209 们逃命都来不及了,还管什么闲事啊。 191 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:26,449 哎。 192 00:26:31,449 --> 00:26:34,409 跟我走,哎,理解理 193 00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:37,369 解吃什么有什么啊。哎,先生理解理解。哎 194 00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:40,289 哎,先生吃饭吧。哎,先生里边请 195 00:26:40,289 --> 00:26:43,209 哎,不要不要。哎,先生里边请吃 196 00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:45,769 饭吧啊,吃饭啊,妈的, 197 00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:48,849 什么店,你看看你们烧的什么菜,哼, 198 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,569 小不点,你真要去当厨师啊,哎呀,你 199 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,529 怎么老不相信我告诉你。跟我走准 200 00:26:55,529 --> 00:26:58,449 没错。哎,各位理解理解啊,吃什么有什么 201 00:26:58,489 --> 00:27:01,449 啊,就在那我们去试试看面有饭啊,各 202 00:27:01,449 --> 00:27:04,089 位理解理解啊。哎,各位哎二位哎小关,你 203 00:27:04,329 --> 00:27:07,249 们这是不是理解理解有酒有菜有面有 204 00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:10,089 饭啊,不是哎,小关理解理解二位,您先坐 205 00:27:10,089 --> 00:27:13,049 一下啊,各位是不是有什么哎,要到马 206 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,129 上就来,哎呀,不是啊。 207 00:27:16,329 --> 00:27:19,289 我们这儿哪是来吃饭的,我们是来应征 208 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:22,169 的应征啊,老板,你是 209 00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:24,809 来应征的,那你以前学过没有 210 00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:27,609 学过哦,当然学过 211 00:27:27,929 --> 00:27:30,649 我父亲是有名的 212 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,609 厨师,我也学会不少什么 213 00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:36,409 葱花炒蛋了,炒肉丝炒肉片炒鱼煎 214 00:27:36,409 --> 00:27:39,369 鱼炸鱼红烧鱼豆瓣鱼清蒸鱼糖醋鱼,还有最 215 00:27:39,369 --> 00:27:42,089 拿手的胡 216 00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:43,729 椒鲜鱼。 217 00:27:46,089 --> 00:27:49,049 胡椒鲜鱼啊,这是 218 00:27:49,049 --> 00:27:51,929 我家祖传最拿手的好菜。 219 00:27:52,169 --> 00:27:54,689 嗯,狗柱,哎,对不对? 220 00:27:54,929 --> 00:27:56,649 对对对,对 221 00:27:57,769 --> 00:28:00,009 你呢啊,我,我 222 00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:04,209 他是我的最佳助手。二把刀狗柱, 223 00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:07,929 对不对?哎,对对对,好好好好, 224 00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:11,049 那你们两个就留下来吧,谢谢老板,谢 225 00:28:11,129 --> 00:28:14,089 谢老板。只是 226 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,209 这个 227 00:28:19,929 --> 00:28:22,089 我这个大师傅他赖着不走啊。 228 00:28:27,369 --> 00:28:30,289 老板,没关系,我有办法,谢谢,谢 229 00:28:30,289 --> 00:28:30,889 谢,谢谢。 230 00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:34,569 哎,小师傅。 231 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:54,050 小不点怎么回事?我告 232 00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:56,810 诉他咱们是土匪,专门杀人放火, 233 00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:58,810 这小子一听就跑了。 234 00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:02,490 咦咦,咦。 235 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:51,050 小不点,哎呀,你怎么搞的 236 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,010 你看怎么搞的,你来 237 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:09,690 你。你 238 00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:09,970 看你, 239 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:20,090 哎,看看李姐,李姐哎,二位里边看多 240 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:23,210 了,哎,兄弟,李姐,胡椒鲜 241 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:26,050 鱼呀,是我家祖传的拿手好菜,说味 242 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:28,890 有味,说色有色,我绝对 243 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,850 保证它是色,香味齐全,你要不要先 244 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,970 尝一尝啊?好,我来尝尝 245 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:35,530 啊。 246 00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:42,250 小不点,这个就叫 247 00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:43,770 胡椒鲜鱼啊。 248 00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:04,770 这什么菜怎么吃吧,这还 249 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:08,730 没付钱呢。掌柜的 250 00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:14,170 葱花炒蛋好不好啊,你们自己尝 251 00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:16,850 尝看什么葱花炒蛋啊走哎哎 252 00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:19,530 这什么 253 00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:22,050 哎哎哎哎哎 254 00:31:23,690 --> 00:31:26,570 哎哎,什么事啊,这是什么鱼啊哎,胡椒 255 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:29,330 鲜鱼啊,你自 256 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:32,210 己尝尝看。走 257 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:35,410 走,走这个走 258 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:39,850 走走走,到那边去走。哎, 259 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:42,890 好小子,你们两个在到底搞 260 00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:45,850 什么鬼说老老师给我说的哎哎哎哎 261 00:31:47,451 --> 00:31:48,411 哎,你们走你们走。 262 00:32:01,131 --> 00:32:02,851 来这个这家伙,嗯, 263 00:32:10,651 --> 00:32:13,611 不像别他妈的浆糊也 264 00:32:14,331 --> 00:32:16,091 走走吃饭喝酒走 265 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:20,731 好哎哎哎 266 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:23,691 哎哎坐坐哎哎。各位本 267 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,331 店最近有一道最好的名菜名 268 00:32:27,131 --> 00:32:29,811 菜哎。哎哎哎哎 269 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:32,651 就是叫做胡椒鲜鱼。哎哎哎, 270 00:32:33,131 --> 00:32:36,011 各位可以尝尝看就知道了。好吧哎, 271 00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:39,051 先来试试看哎,试试试哎胡椒鲜鱼 272 00:32:39,051 --> 00:32:42,011 胡椒鲜鱼快点快点快点胡椒 273 00:32:42,011 --> 00:32:44,731 鲜鱼啊,快点哎哎 274 00:32:44,811 --> 00:32:47,771 小不点糟嘞糟嘞,姓赵的 275 00:32:47,771 --> 00:32:50,171 赵呀来了呀哎, 276 00:32:54,091 --> 00:32:57,051 喂喂这个,这两个家伙就 277 00:32:57,051 --> 00:32:59,451 像仓库那两个。别瞎说, 278 00:33:00,091 --> 00:33:03,051 仓库那两个小子脚底抹油溜得快不 279 00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:04,251 会是他们不会。 280 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,731 哎,那两个小子真他妈邪门, 281 00:33:08,971 --> 00:33:11,851 溜得比耗子还快。他妈的 282 00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:14,411 我就不信那个邪,就是这个小子 283 00:33:15,131 --> 00:33:16,011 来过来他 284 00:33:21,851 --> 00:33:23,371 妈的就是那个小子。 285 00:33:28,331 --> 00:33:31,211 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 286 00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:31,731 啊 287 00:33:36,131 --> 00:33:38,251 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 288 00:33:39,531 --> 00:33:41,451 啊啊啊啊 289 00:33:43,211 --> 00:33:45,931 啊啊啊啊啊啊 290 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,171 啊啊啊啊啊 291 00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:51,451 啊啊啊 292 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:53,251 啊。 293 00:33:57,531 --> 00:33:58,331 哈哈 294 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:04,731 哈哈 295 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:08,131 哈哈哎哎哎哎哎 296 00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:09,891 哎哎哎哎 297 00:34:12,571 --> 00:34:15,011 哎哎 298 00:34:17,451 --> 00:34:20,091 哎哎哎哎 299 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:23,131 哎哎 300 00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:24,851 哎哎哎哎哎。 301 00:36:23,772 --> 00:36:24,692 搞住我们快走 302 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,812 来是吧?来 303 00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,692 了喝杯酒不行了来了哎 304 00:36:39,212 --> 00:36:41,372 哎来来里边请来 305 00:36:42,972 --> 00:36:45,612 哎,来吧,走啊,别走啊,走上来 306 00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:46,172 啊。 307 00:36:51,532 --> 00:36:54,492 来嘛,快点快请啊。哎哎 308 00:36:54,492 --> 00:36:57,452 那边快快大爷哎,大爷哎, 309 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:00,972 你还满意吗?到 310 00:37:00,972 --> 00:37:01,292 那边 311 00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:04,412 对不起 312 00:37:11,172 --> 00:37:13,132 啊,瞧瞧你们这副德行。 313 00:37:18,732 --> 00:37:21,612 老大,我刚才看见那两个小子溜进来了, 314 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:24,492 哎,胡说,我一直在这儿, 315 00:37:24,732 --> 00:37:27,692 我看你们是浆糊糊糊 316 00:37:27,692 --> 00:37:30,252 了眼,浆糊糊了,眼 317 00:37:30,412 --> 00:37:33,212 瞎了,还不赶快走是 318 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:36,932 走乔大爷。 319 00:37:43,452 --> 00:37:46,092 哎,快走,可是你答应买不起的。哎呦 320 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,372 妈你那怎么办?你 321 00:37:49,372 --> 00:37:51,213 瞧我这样我还没关系。 322 00:37:52,893 --> 00:37:55,813 哎,那你下回可别忘记了,不会不会 323 00:37:55,813 --> 00:37:56,333 我的宝 324 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:04,093 贝哎,二位里边楼上请啊哎,走了哈哈。 325 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:08,293 大一次,我这里就说过了你想这个 326 00:38:08,293 --> 00:38:09,173 人他怎么改 327 00:38:11,213 --> 00:38:14,013 啊啊?你找到了没有嘛啊没有啊,没有找到怎么 328 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:15,693 行呢啊,你到那边我再去 329 00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:26,813 站住。 330 00:38:40,973 --> 00:38:43,933 你叫什么名字?怎么我从来没见过你 331 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:44,173 呢? 332 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:48,013 嗯, 333 00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:52,413 我, 334 00:38:54,813 --> 00:38:57,213 我叫翠翠呀,翠翠 335 00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:01,893 是刚来的乖阿姨, 336 00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:03,613 乖,你挺害羞的嘛。 337 00:39:07,453 --> 00:39:10,333 嗯,今天我要你 338 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,173 陪我大爷行不行? 339 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:16,413 大爷,我不行的,不要紧, 340 00:39:16,573 --> 00:39:19,213 来吧,来吧,你快来 341 00:39:19,853 --> 00:39:20,733 不行不要紧, 342 00:39:23,933 --> 00:39:26,573 你快来啊,走走走走走。 343 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,853 哎,大爷,我不行啊,不要紧啊。哎,楼 344 00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:32,253 上小桃红,见客啦。哎 345 00:39:33,253 --> 00:39:35,693 哎,就让我们走啊。我真的, 346 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,173 今天我要好好的伺候你我给等到这一 347 00:39:39,173 --> 00:39:42,093 天来,哎呀我 348 00:39:42,093 --> 00:39:45,053 一定会让你满意讨厌哎啊。 349 00:39:54,053 --> 00:39:56,653 来吧,来吧,不,不行啊,没关系,没关系, 350 00:39:57,213 --> 00:40:00,133 大爷,我不行啊,你不行,我行 351 00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:00,253 啊。 352 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:24,173 你看就是他就是他,哎呀天霸,他是 353 00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:27,133 假货假的。 354 00:40:27,613 --> 00:40:28,093 哎, 355 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,173 假的。是啊,妈 356 00:40:37,613 --> 00:40:38,013 妈, 357 00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:44,173 我说过我不行吗? 358 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:03,374 狗住快走啊在楼下哎 359 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:04,934 小毛呀哎哎哎哎 360 00:41:09,254 --> 00:41:11,294 哎哎哎哎哎哎 361 00:41:12,174 --> 00:41:14,974 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 362 00:41:15,614 --> 00:41:18,534 哎哎哎哎哎哎。 363 00:41:32,414 --> 00:41:32,734 那 364 00:41:45,054 --> 00:41:48,014 哼,你笑什么偏要我装 365 00:41:48,014 --> 00:41:50,814 大姑娘害得我被姓赵的小胡子蹭得痒死了, 366 00:41:51,454 --> 00:41:54,414 改天我也留个小胡子蹭蹭,你看你好不好受好了, 367 00:41:54,414 --> 00:41:56,174 少狗咬鸭子呱呱叫,走吧。 368 00:42:11,454 --> 00:42:12,214 你干什么?你你 369 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:16,574 看什么你 370 00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:21,614 我的命是不是? 371 00:42:29,654 --> 00:42:32,574 来,腿坏了,手 372 00:42:32,574 --> 00:42:32,974 也废了, 373 00:42:39,494 --> 00:42:40,734 怎么还不动 374 00:42:43,054 --> 00:42:43,454 打我去。 375 00:43:15,934 --> 00:43:18,494 小不点啊,你们怎么了?哎,我们, 376 00:43:20,494 --> 00:43:23,454 哎,没什么衣服太旧了,我们 377 00:43:23,454 --> 00:43:25,294 去换件新的啊。哎哎, 378 00:43:27,054 --> 00:43:30,014 那他这样不不不哎,小 379 00:43:30,014 --> 00:43:32,974 不点。哎呀,这哎 380 00:43:33,094 --> 00:43:34,694 哎真的没什么。哎 381 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:40,174 呦看你比真姑娘还俏啊, 382 00:43:40,974 --> 00:43:43,854 你这皮肤又白又 383 00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:44,334 嫩啊, 384 00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:56,495 赶明儿我给你打副金镯子嫁 385 00:43:56,495 --> 00:43:59,415 个阔少爷,要不然呢,就给你送到 386 00:43:59,415 --> 00:44:01,655 窑子里。我的这个后半辈子 387 00:44:02,495 --> 00:44:03,775 跟着全靠你了 388 00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,855 疼的哎哎陈管事,你 389 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,535 不要打他都是我不好 390 00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:15,375 少废话,你跟他一样。 391 00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:19,615 陈管事,他们刚进班子不懂 392 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,695 规矩就原谅他们这一次吧。哼, 393 00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:26,495 告诉你们,如果想在这儿混, 394 00:44:27,135 --> 00:44:28,175 就得听我的。 395 00:44:30,095 --> 00:44:31,855 加油,您请 396 00:44:41,295 --> 00:44:44,255 真真你们为什么那么怕他?他 397 00:44:44,255 --> 00:44:46,655 是负责开戏路设场子的, 398 00:44:47,055 --> 00:44:49,615 如果没有他,我们就跑不了码头, 399 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:54,335 我看有他没他都一样,只要节目好不 400 00:44:54,335 --> 00:44:57,295 怕没人看你有什么好主 401 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,255 意。走,我们找 402 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,215 你爹去嗯, 403 00:45:04,695 --> 00:45:07,575 大爷来了。 404 00:45:33,055 --> 00:45:33,215 请 405 00:45:40,095 --> 00:45:42,295 赵老大,嗯,是是 406 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,015 怎么你要卖姑娘是 407 00:45:48,255 --> 00:45:51,135 是有五位姑娘,我 408 00:45:51,135 --> 00:45:53,455 保证都是新鲜货哦,扎 409 00:45:54,095 --> 00:45:56,975 不扎手啊。哎,这个请 410 00:45:56,975 --> 00:45:59,295 您放心。绝对没有麻烦。 411 00:46:06,335 --> 00:46:08,935 嗯,你要多少钱 412 00:46:09,855 --> 00:46:12,495 啊?不敢不敢, 413 00:46:12,975 --> 00:46:15,535 怎么敢跟您提钱呢?我以后 414 00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:17,455 还要请您多多栽培, 415 00:46:20,895 --> 00:46:23,735 既然你是明白人,那我就给你出个 416 00:46:23,735 --> 00:46:25,135 公道价钱。是 417 00:46:27,055 --> 00:46:29,215 啊。这这 418 00:46:30,495 --> 00:46:32,615 只有五十块大洋啊嗯, 419 00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:37,215 怎么嫌少不不够了, 420 00:46:37,535 --> 00:46:40,335 够了,那你什么时候把人 421 00:46:40,335 --> 00:46:40,895 送来? 422 00:46:45,695 --> 00:46:46,415 明天晚上。 423 00:47:01,776 --> 00:47:04,656 各位乡亲,现在我要给各位介绍 424 00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:07,416 一个精彩的节目,那就是滑稽说话。 425 00:47:07,536 --> 00:47:09,776 谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢。 426 00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:23,536 小不点 427 00:47:29,296 --> 00:47:32,016 狗儿,向各位请 428 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,816 安,向各位请 429 00:47:34,816 --> 00:47:35,136 安。 430 00:47:38,096 --> 00:47:41,056 今天我们哥俩给各位 431 00:47:41,056 --> 00:47:44,016 表演一段精彩的双簧,精彩双 432 00:47:44,016 --> 00:47:46,736 簧做的不好不好,请各 433 00:47:46,736 --> 00:47:49,696 位多多包涵,多多包 434 00:47:49,696 --> 00:47:52,456 涵。哎,咱们说做就做,说 435 00:47:52,456 --> 00:47:55,056 做就做。哎,来我跟你说好了啊, 436 00:47:55,656 --> 00:47:58,496 你在前头,我在后头,你在前 437 00:47:58,496 --> 00:47:59,616 头,我我。 438 00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:10,096 我叫狗柱儿 439 00:48:10,976 --> 00:48:13,376 到这儿来找我的爸爸, 440 00:48:14,096 --> 00:48:16,736 我的爸爸呢,我的 441 00:48:16,736 --> 00:48:19,616 爸爸呢,我的爸 442 00:48:19,616 --> 00:48:22,176 爸呢?爸爸,爸 443 00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:24,536 爸。爸 444 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,736 爸,爸爸,爸爸,爸 445 00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:32,016 爸,你疯了,我哪来那 446 00:48:32,016 --> 00:48:33,776 么多爸爸,我娘又不是交际花, 447 00:48:40,216 --> 00:48:43,176 哎呀,这是演戏嘛,好再来再来 448 00:48:43,176 --> 00:48:43,376 嘛, 449 00:48:50,096 --> 00:48:52,176 等我找到了我的爸爸。 450 00:48:52,976 --> 00:48:55,056 我一定要好好的孝顺他 451 00:48:55,856 --> 00:48:58,496 如果我做错了事,也 452 00:48:58,496 --> 00:49:01,376 绝不要他动手,我自己打我 453 00:49:01,376 --> 00:49:03,136 自己啪 454 00:49:05,616 --> 00:49:08,576 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 455 00:49:08,576 --> 00:49:11,456 啪啪啪啪。哎呀,你有没毛病吧,我牙都 456 00:49:11,456 --> 00:49:14,256 快打掉了,不行你坐前头, 457 00:49:14,336 --> 00:49:15,416 我一定要到后头好 458 00:49:18,016 --> 00:49:18,256 好好。 459 00:49:24,496 --> 00:49:26,896 我叫小不点, 460 00:49:27,536 --> 00:49:30,336 我也来找我的爸爸, 461 00:49:31,216 --> 00:49:34,096 我的爸爸呢,我的 462 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:37,056 爸爸呢,我的爸 463 00:49:37,056 --> 00:49:40,016 爸呢,我的爸爸 464 00:49:40,016 --> 00:49:42,816 呢,爸爸。爸 465 00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:45,616 爸,爸爸,爸 466 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:48,496 爸,爸爸,爸 467 00:49:48,496 --> 00:49:51,376 爸,爸,你的爸爸 468 00:49:51,536 --> 00:49:52,416 在这儿呢, 469 00:49:59,057 --> 00:50:01,617 等我找到我爸爸, 470 00:50:02,097 --> 00:50:04,417 我一定要好好孝顺他。 471 00:50:05,057 --> 00:50:08,017 如果我做错事,绝对不 472 00:50:08,017 --> 00:50:10,737 要他动手台上那几位都是怎么样自 473 00:50:10,737 --> 00:50:13,537 己打我自己,自己 474 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:16,657 打我自己自己打我自 475 00:50:16,657 --> 00:50:18,737 己啪 476 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:23,217 啪。哈哈哈哈 477 00:50:23,817 --> 00:50:26,737 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 478 00:50:26,817 --> 00:50:29,697 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 479 00:50:30,057 --> 00:50:30,177 哈 480 00:50:32,977 --> 00:50:35,577 哈哈哈哈哈哈 481 00:50:35,937 --> 00:50:38,737 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 482 00:50:39,257 --> 00:50:39,777 哈哈。 483 00:50:47,857 --> 00:50:50,737 小部长,你真行啊,把咱 484 00:50:50,737 --> 00:50:52,977 们厂子弄热了,哪里哪里 485 00:50:54,817 --> 00:50:57,617 哎,小不点,你那玩意儿真不错呀。 486 00:50:58,337 --> 00:51:01,297 小不点,可真有你的,我早就说过了, 487 00:51:01,297 --> 00:51:04,177 绝没问题的,对不对?哎,对 488 00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,697 你出的什么馊主意乱改戏码, 489 00:51:10,497 --> 00:51:13,377 把我们杂牌的招牌都砸了。我哎,陈 490 00:51:13,377 --> 00:51:16,217 管事,你可不能这么说我们虽然不 491 00:51:16,217 --> 00:51:19,097 表演杂耍,可是小不点替我们班子赚了 492 00:51:19,097 --> 00:51:21,897 不少钱呢。咱们的 493 00:51:21,897 --> 00:51:24,657 班子就是靠杂耍跑码头,他这么一乱 494 00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:26,897 来,我以后怎么去开戏路啊? 495 00:51:27,297 --> 00:51:30,177 哎,杂耍团也可以演戏啊,难道 496 00:51:30,177 --> 00:51:32,697 一定要表演特技啊?哎 497 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:35,977 呦,去你的这儿没你说话的份儿。陈管事 498 00:51:35,977 --> 00:51:38,817 啊,有话可以慢慢讲嘛,怎么可以动手 499 00:51:38,817 --> 00:51:41,537 打人呢,不打他们改不了。哎 500 00:51:42,337 --> 00:51:44,377 哎哎哎哎 501 00:51:45,497 --> 00:51:48,297 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 502 00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:51,257 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 503 00:51:51,537 --> 00:51:54,017 哎哎哎哎哎哎 504 00:51:54,497 --> 00:51:57,017 哎哎哎哎哎哎 505 00:51:57,457 --> 00:52:00,257 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 506 00:52:00,377 --> 00:52:03,337 哎哎哎哎 507 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:05,617 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 508 00:52:06,577 --> 00:52:09,377 哎哎哎哎 509 00:52:10,017 --> 00:52:12,497 哎哎哎哎哎哎。哎 510 00:52:12,937 --> 00:52:15,417 哎哎哎哎 511 00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:19,137 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 512 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,777 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 513 00:52:24,977 --> 00:52:27,617 哎哎好了好了算了算了苟住啊 514 00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:30,097 好了算了不要再打了 515 00:52:30,577 --> 00:52:32,577 好了不要再打了好了, 516 00:52:33,777 --> 00:52:36,737 陈管事,这就是你平常待人的结果, 517 00:52:36,977 --> 00:52:39,137 你自己要好好的反省反省,哼。 518 00:52:41,737 --> 00:52:44,177 你记着这笔账,我非找你算不可。 519 00:52:45,057 --> 00:52:45,377 哼, 520 00:52:49,857 --> 00:52:50,257 小六走, 521 00:53:01,058 --> 00:53:03,858 小不点痛快极了,这小子早就 522 00:53:03,858 --> 00:53:06,018 该揍了,受够了他的气。 523 00:53:07,138 --> 00:53:08,498 没想到你们替我出了 524 00:53:13,138 --> 00:53:15,858 小不点,走嘛。哎呀,干什么呀,哎呀,走嘛, 525 00:53:15,858 --> 00:53:18,818 你哎呀狗柱啊,你到底在玩什么花样 526 00:53:18,818 --> 00:53:21,738 啊?下楼就知道了,走走 527 00:53:21,738 --> 00:53:21,938 走。 528 00:53:42,298 --> 00:53:45,058 这是怎么回事?小不点,你忘了 529 00:53:45,618 --> 00:53:46,818 今天是你生日啊。 530 00:53:58,498 --> 00:54:01,298 123小不点儿长 531 00:54:01,298 --> 00:54:04,258 尾巴小不点儿长尾巴尾巴 532 00:54:04,258 --> 00:54:06,978 长四季芽给我们留下好印 533 00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:09,778 象。小不点儿长尾巴小不点 534 00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:12,578 儿长尾巴尾巴长四季芽, 535 00:54:12,658 --> 00:54:15,618 给我们留下好印象。小 536 00:54:15,618 --> 00:54:18,258 不点够争气,替我耗子出了 537 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:21,138 力,而且懂武艺,能说能做会 538 00:54:21,138 --> 00:54:24,098 唱戏。小不点好兄弟,我们大 539 00:54:24,098 --> 00:54:26,978 伙感激你,这里就是你家里从此 540 00:54:26,978 --> 00:54:29,778 不再流浪去,从此不再流浪去, 541 00:54:29,938 --> 00:54:32,898 从此不再流浪去,从此不再流浪 542 00:54:32,898 --> 00:54:33,618 流浪去。 543 00:54:44,858 --> 00:54:47,778 小不点我爹说的对,就把 544 00:54:47,778 --> 00:54:49,298 这当成自己的家一样。 545 00:54:50,978 --> 00:54:53,938 这是我为你缝的鞋,希望你 546 00:54:53,938 --> 00:54:54,818 会喜欢它。 547 00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:05,538 谢谢。 548 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:13,498 小不点,这是大伙为你准备的 549 00:55:13,498 --> 00:55:15,658 一点心意啊。谢谢老爹,谢 550 00:55:16,658 --> 00:55:19,618 谢大家来来来,来坐坐。坐啊, 551 00:55:19,698 --> 00:55:22,658 大伙坐来坐来,小不点坐慢 552 00:55:22,658 --> 00:55:25,138 着慢着啊,呃,我们呢, 553 00:55:25,538 --> 00:55:27,578 先敬小不点一杯啊。来来来,谢 554 00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:29,498 谢大家, 555 00:55:32,258 --> 00:55:34,738 来来来,多吃点菜嘛, 556 00:55:37,618 --> 00:55:39,978 吃嘛,我敬小不点一杯,谢谢。 557 00:56:38,619 --> 00:56:40,139 嗯,不错, 558 00:56:47,739 --> 00:56:50,619 赵老板,这钱是不是可 559 00:56:50,619 --> 00:56:51,659 以赏给我啊? 560 00:56:58,259 --> 00:57:01,099 好钱当然会给你 561 00:57:01,379 --> 00:57:02,859 是是,哎。 562 00:57:55,259 --> 00:57:56,179 便宜了,那小子 563 00:57:58,259 --> 00:58:01,139 把他们押下去叫老保姆训练 564 00:58:01,139 --> 00:58:03,779 训练准备接客是走 565 00:58:04,579 --> 00:58:04,979 走啊。 566 00:58:16,299 --> 00:58:18,379 班主班主班主 567 00:58:19,139 --> 00:58:21,979 班主不好了,什么事啊,珍珠他们不 568 00:58:21,979 --> 00:58:22,579 见了啊, 569 00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:33,939 奇怪,他们怎么都不见了呢。 570 00:58:34,899 --> 00:58:36,819 八成是城管事做的手脚班主 571 00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,499 班主班主 572 00:58:44,019 --> 00:58:46,819 班主珍珍,他们到哪儿去了? 573 00:58:47,139 --> 00:58:50,099 被被城管事卖到乌龙院去了。 574 00:58:50,339 --> 00:58:52,819 那城管事呢,被赵天霸他们打死了, 575 00:58:54,179 --> 00:58:57,059 畜生赵天霸,他们的势 576 00:58:57,059 --> 00:58:59,859 力也太大了,我们要想办法救他们才行啊。 577 00:59:02,380 --> 00:59:04,900 老爹,我有办法救他们你有什么办法 578 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:05,380 来? 579 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:39,220 不来了,不来了,不是不 580 00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:42,220 准你看嘛。来来来,来来来,来 581 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:45,100 来来,来,你别 582 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:48,020 挤了,你别挡着我去,我告诉我喜欢 583 00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:48,340 他。 584 01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:06,020 乖乖,谁要是跟他睡上一觉, 585 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:09,300 准保他妈的三年不想去澡堂子洗澡? 586 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:10,340 对对。 587 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,500 你是哪家的姑娘? 588 01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:22,820 我是你家的祖奶奶 589 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,940 少动手动脚碰我的女儿是是。 590 01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:46,100 让开,让开,让开。 591 01:00:55,340 --> 01:00:58,180 大哥这个妞儿好面熟啊,怎 592 01:00:58,180 --> 01:01:01,060 么又见你新妈了,别尿洒眼睛 593 01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:03,460 冲昏了头,宝贝儿是新来的。 594 01:01:11,220 --> 01:01:13,780 艳红,瞧你这副样子, 595 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:16,820 哪像个大闺女,再小我就 596 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:19,060 把你给卖了,免得我每天担心 597 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,300 爹,人家就喜欢这样嘛。 598 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:40,820 老婆,你想不想过舒服 599 01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:42,340 的日子啊啊, 600 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:49,700 我哪有那个命啊。哎,老婆,你 601 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:52,580 有这样宝贝女儿,我保证你一辈子享 602 01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,900 清福啊。哦,哎, 603 01:01:55,860 --> 01:01:58,500 你们的意思是,哎, 604 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:01,660 你要是愿意,我带你去见我们老板娘啊,怎 605 01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:04,501 么样?呃,这个啊。 606 01:02:06,661 --> 01:02:09,221 哎,好 607 01:02:09,381 --> 01:02:11,221 啊好,请请请 608 01:02:15,461 --> 01:02:18,021 嗯,爹,你怎么把我给卖了嘛,你 609 01:02:22,421 --> 01:02:25,141 你我不要啊, 610 01:02:30,501 --> 01:02:31,701 哎,慢走好,谢谢 611 01:02:33,861 --> 01:02:34,221 请。 612 01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:42,701 请上楼吧这边 613 01:02:48,381 --> 01:02:48,741 老板娘, 614 01:02:52,021 --> 01:02:52,141 你 615 01:02:59,461 --> 01:02:59,661 看。 616 01:03:07,301 --> 01:03:09,701 哪来的在外边碰上的 617 01:03:10,981 --> 01:03:11,701 你跟他谈谈。 618 01:03:17,941 --> 01:03:20,661 老伯,你请坐,好好 619 01:03:24,821 --> 01:03:26,261 哎,坐下, 620 01:03:28,341 --> 01:03:30,021 滚开,滚开是。 621 01:03:43,701 --> 01:03:46,661 老伯令爱真是娇如天 622 01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:48,261 仙呐哎, 623 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:52,181 糟就糟在这儿啊,她每天 624 01:03:52,221 --> 01:03:55,061 招蜂引蝶,不知给我惹了多 625 01:03:55,061 --> 01:03:58,021 少麻烦,天生就讨 626 01:03:58,021 --> 01:04:00,821 男人喜欢,要不然这条花街上 627 01:04:00,821 --> 01:04:03,781 哪来这么多男人。你说对不对呀? 628 01:04:06,421 --> 01:04:07,621 对,对 629 01:04:12,501 --> 01:04:14,341 你看怎么样?不错, 630 01:04:19,301 --> 01:04:22,021 老板娘,这这这 631 01:04:22,021 --> 01:04:24,981 个啊,你放 632 01:04:24,981 --> 01:04:27,701 心好了,我们这儿的价格最 633 01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:30,421 公道,保证比别家都 634 01:04:30,421 --> 01:04:33,301 高。三十大 635 01:04:33,301 --> 01:04:36,261 洋,什么三十大洋 636 01:04:36,461 --> 01:04:38,981 不卖不卖爹 637 01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:43,941 我辛辛苦苦把他养大,不知 638 01:04:43,941 --> 01:04:46,301 道花了我多少心血哦 639 01:04:46,501 --> 01:04:48,661 你捡现成的捡 640 01:04:50,581 --> 01:04:53,541 老伯干嘛生那么大气呢? 641 01:04:55,301 --> 01:04:58,101 我们这儿啊,有吃有穿 642 01:04:58,101 --> 01:05:01,061 的。何况你女儿每个月 643 01:05:01,061 --> 01:05:03,621 还可以替你赚上几十个大洋呢。 644 01:05:04,342 --> 01:05:07,222 算了算了,我也不 645 01:05:07,222 --> 01:05:10,022 想她赚钱给我,咱们干脆 646 01:05:10,022 --> 01:05:12,982 点一百大洋,她就是 647 01:05:12,982 --> 01:05:14,662 你的了啊, 648 01:05:16,262 --> 01:05:18,982 六十大洋不卖 649 01:05:19,702 --> 01:05:22,582 七十八十 650 01:05:23,302 --> 01:05:23,542 啊, 651 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,702 我看。你倒是挺精的呢 652 01:05:32,902 --> 01:05:35,222 好吧,一百就一百。 653 01:06:28,182 --> 01:06:30,862 好好德 654 01:06:31,062 --> 01:06:31,222 行 655 01:06:34,102 --> 01:06:36,982 哎,你叫什么名字啊?我, 656 01:06:39,622 --> 01:06:42,582 我叫艳红,艳 657 01:06:42,702 --> 01:06:45,142 红,美极了。 658 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:48,582 你真是美如天仙,娇艳 659 01:06:50,102 --> 01:06:52,982 娇艳如花,娇 660 01:06:52,982 --> 01:06:54,022 艳如花。 661 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,822 死相瞧你那副德行 662 01:07:08,822 --> 01:07:09,062 呢? 663 01:07:13,862 --> 01:07:16,822 来来,我教你规矩去, 664 01:07:19,302 --> 01:07:22,182 别怕,别怕,来吧, 665 01:07:23,382 --> 01:07:24,022 来吧。 666 01:07:31,942 --> 01:07:32,342 看什么 667 01:07:50,822 --> 01:07:53,782 老伯,钱都在这儿。 668 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:08,263 走走吧,你坐坐 669 01:08:18,983 --> 01:08:21,863 啊。宝 670 01:08:21,863 --> 01:08:24,343 贝儿,你倒摸起我来了, 671 01:08:29,223 --> 01:08:31,703 人家就喜欢这个调调, 672 01:08:32,663 --> 01:08:35,623 好摸摸尽管的摸侦 673 01:08:35,623 --> 01:08:36,943 探来了,有意思哦。 674 01:08:44,343 --> 01:08:46,023 慢慢来嘛啊, 675 01:08:57,863 --> 01:08:58,343 好 676 01:09:03,063 --> 01:09:04,103 好极了, 677 01:09:08,903 --> 01:09:10,823 快来来来。 678 01:09:13,703 --> 01:09:14,223 来呀, 679 01:09:17,063 --> 01:09:17,703 来吧, 680 01:09:20,103 --> 01:09:23,063 不要急嘛,人家还有一 681 01:09:23,063 --> 01:09:25,223 个怪规矩规矩, 682 01:09:28,663 --> 01:09:29,703 什么规矩 683 01:09:33,543 --> 01:09:36,423 我喜欢先把男人绑起 684 01:09:36,423 --> 01:09:39,383 来,什么绑绑起 685 01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:41,863 来这样。 686 01:09:42,503 --> 01:09:44,703 才够刺激嘛。嗯, 687 01:09:46,263 --> 01:09:48,983 真他奶奶好新鲜 688 01:09:49,543 --> 01:09:51,703 有意思快,我等不及了, 689 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:55,703 快快来来。 690 01:10:04,903 --> 01:10:07,823 好来快我,我等不及 691 01:10:07,823 --> 01:10:08,983 了有意思快。 692 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,783 这干什么?我怕你叫得太厉 693 01:10:43,783 --> 01:10:46,583 害了让别人听到了那多不 694 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:47,383 好意思。 695 01:10:51,703 --> 01:10:53,943 对不对呀?对对, 696 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:55,223 来来来。 697 01:12:02,504 --> 01:12:05,384 别动啊,乖乖的在这儿等我我 698 01:12:05,384 --> 01:12:06,744 马上就回来啊。 699 01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:30,264 老板罩不住啊,怎么那么快就完事了?少胡说, 700 01:12:30,584 --> 01:12:31,464 轮不到你呀。 701 01:13:13,304 --> 01:13:15,144 老弟,咱们就在这儿接应他。 702 01:13:16,104 --> 01:13:18,904 好天霸 703 01:13:24,344 --> 01:13:24,664 真真 704 01:13:30,664 --> 01:13:33,544 真真,你是谁?哎, 705 01:13:33,544 --> 01:13:35,224 我是小不点啊,小不点。 706 01:13:38,184 --> 01:13:41,064 你真是小不点。哎呀,现在没时间解释了,快 707 01:13:41,064 --> 01:13:42,744 走你爹,他们在外面接应,快点, 708 01:13:58,344 --> 01:14:01,304 快点,快点跟我 709 01:14:01,304 --> 01:14:01,464 走。 710 01:14:35,545 --> 01:14:35,825 快走, 711 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:00,345 大妹子,你好大的胆子 712 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,145 说。谁叫你来的 713 01:15:04,265 --> 01:15:06,505 耶?不是你帮我买来的吗?我, 714 01:15:08,265 --> 01:15:11,065 我看你是毛是坑毛是 715 01:15:11,065 --> 01:15:11,385 坑, 716 01:15:13,945 --> 01:15:16,665 点灯毛是坑,点 717 01:15:16,665 --> 01:15:19,545 灯找 718 01:15:19,545 --> 01:15:19,865 死。 719 01:16:14,505 --> 01:16:15,345 来哎 720 01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:18,065 哟。 721 01:16:47,545 --> 01:16:48,345 来呀。 722 01:20:55,387 --> 01:20:56,507 还不赶快上去抓人? 723 01:21:25,907 --> 01:21:26,427 你俩跑了。 724 01:22:04,507 --> 01:22:07,307 高柱啊,怎么这么久了还没有消息 725 01:22:07,307 --> 01:22:07,547 啊。 726 01:22:20,907 --> 01:22:23,867 小不点老弟不 727 01:22:23,867 --> 01:22:25,947 管了我出了杀 728 01:22:36,027 --> 01:22:38,347 小不了,小不了。快,他们在楼上。 729 01:23:10,587 --> 01:23:11,067 哎哎哎哎 730 01:23:19,588 --> 01:23:19,708 哎 731 01:23:22,548 --> 01:23:22,668 哎。 732 01:23:34,668 --> 01:23:37,308 啊啊啊啊啊 733 01:23:41,828 --> 01:23:44,068 啊啊。 734 01:24:52,908 --> 01:24:55,868 小不点,你真是有一手啊。小不点,你的 735 01:24:55,868 --> 01:24:58,668 功夫在哪学的?哎,我父亲啊, 736 01:24:58,828 --> 01:25:01,788 以前是武馆的馆主啊,我的功夫当然 737 01:25:01,788 --> 01:25:04,188 不错了,狗柱啊,对不对啊, 738 01:25:06,228 --> 01:25:06,588 班主 739 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:12,428 班主,你们都没事吧?哎,没事,队长 740 01:25:12,748 --> 01:25:15,388 赵天霸就是他,嗯,绑起来, 741 01:25:16,748 --> 01:25:19,628 其余的人呢,你在楼上。上去给我抓来, 742 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:20,708 上车走,谢 743 01:25:22,908 --> 01:25:23,468 谢啊, 744 01:25:28,508 --> 01:25:30,988 班主,我们回去吧,对,我们回去。 745 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:35,548 小不点,我们走吧,老爹, 746 01:25:35,628 --> 01:25:38,508 我们走了,你们一路上多 747 01:25:38,508 --> 01:25:39,228 保重啊,好 748 01:25:43,228 --> 01:25:46,108 走走,再见,再见,再见, 749 01:25:46,148 --> 01:25:46,388 再见。 47024

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