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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,041 DOCTEUR B. MARTIN: ENT 4 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:11,208 There you go. 5 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:23,375 -That's a lot! -It's worth it. You'll see. 6 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:25,958 Know how to use it? 7 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,458 Hey! 8 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,000 That's right, sorry. I'll contact you at 8:00 PM. 9 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:43,125 Test, test, one, two. One, two, three. Check, check in. 10 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,541 Kiwi calling Jaguar. 11 00:01:45,416 --> 00:01:48,875 You're draining the batteries, Kremeur! It's not a toy. 12 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:01,250 Attention, please. 13 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:07,625 Swissair flight 983 from Dallas is now arriving 14 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:11,375 at gate number 19. 15 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:16,041 Attention please, 16 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:19,208 Swissair flight 983 from Dallas is now arriving 17 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:22,166 at gate number 19. 18 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:46,166 For those who care, this guy with the passport is me. 19 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:51,125 Louis Alban. I'm an artist. I do children's drawings. 20 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:56,750 Distinguishing features: enormous, world-renowned talent, 21 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:58,375 and charm! 22 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:03,666 Louis Alban is fed up. 23 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,416 You're back just in time for New Year's Eve. 24 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:21,875 I'm hosting everyone tonight, it's unbelievable: 25 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,500 my wife's folks… 26 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:28,166 Fed up with what? Well, taxi drivers who have it out for me, 27 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,291 with my impresario here, who wants what's best for me… 28 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:35,250 Fed up with people who like me too much, or not enough, 29 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,666 with winter… 30 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,875 In sum, things are going terribly. Things are great. 31 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,125 OK then… 32 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,958 There's no way out of it tonight. 33 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,291 They keep coming back. 34 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:06,791 Christmas wasn't enough for them! They're having it at Bob's again. 35 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,583 There's going to be cake, though. 36 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,916 Cake? Who cares? Your dad's place is so boring. 37 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:15,083 Sure, but cherry clafoutis… 38 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,375 It's boring, period! 39 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:19,916 Hey! 40 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,458 I might have planned a little something for you all. 41 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:28,333 I said "might." 42 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,625 MY ROOM (SMALLER AND SMALLER) MOM AND BOB'S ROOM 43 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,208 MR. LOUIS ALBAN SWITZERLAND 44 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:49,916 Dear Dad, this is our new house. 45 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,333 So, you can get some idea of it. It's very ugly. 46 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:58,291 Mom has a boyfriend. He's alright. His name is Bob. 47 00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:02,083 She says I need a dad around the house. 48 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:06,541 She seems happy. I'm more worried: he's decided to educate me. 49 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:10,041 This is the first time in my life I've gotten smacked upside the head. 50 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:14,875 He says it's for my own good. I don't want to bother Mom about it. 51 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,541 I hope I'll just get used to it. 52 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:20,583 Happy new year, my lonely little dad. 53 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:24,375 New Year's Eve will be without you, but I love you. Jeremie. 54 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,375 … need a dad around the house. 55 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:41,166 She seems happy. I'm more worried: he's decided to educate me. 56 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:44,833 This is the first time in my life I've gotten smacked upside the head. 57 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:46,375 He says it's for my own good. 58 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:51,083 I don't want to bother Mom about it. I hope I'll just get used to it. 59 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,083 So, have I told you about my father? 60 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:20,083 The Cyclone? 61 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,916 The Cyclone. 62 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,833 He's supposed to be coming tonight. 63 00:07:23,916 --> 00:07:24,958 Dad invited him? 64 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,708 I invited him. It's a surprise. 65 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,708 It's my new-year's present for Bob. 66 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:33,333 He won't come. Why would he come if Dad didn't invite him? 67 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,041 They're going to ruin their eyes in the dark like this. 68 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:45,833 Get the pizza while it's hot. 69 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,083 Shit, it moved! 70 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:51,458 Jeremie, you know I don't like it when you say bad words. 71 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:52,833 Yes, Mom. Sorry. 72 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,000 How are you, Mom? 73 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,875 I'm great, sweetie, why? 74 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,291 Oh, just wondering. 75 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,541 Have fun. 76 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,166 The Cyclone will come. Lights. 77 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:15,791 What's the Cyclone doing in Switzerland? 78 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,083 Lakes, silence, taxes… 79 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,625 The Swiss climate is exactly what he needs for his nerves right now. 80 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,708 He's not coming! 81 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:42,333 -Are you from around here? -Who's asking? 82 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:48,083 -Know this kid? -Oh, what a cute kid. 83 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,041 I know that, where does he live? 84 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,875 Have you counted how many windows there are? 85 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,166 And what if I say "Bob"? 86 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,541 His names Bob? That's new. 87 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,250 It's true. There's not many kids named Bob these days. 88 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,791 You can't stay parked there. It'll look abandoned. 89 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:09,041 There's lots of parking lots down below. See you around. 90 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,041 Let's go, boys! 91 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:24,333 Kiwi to Jaguar, Kiwi to Jaguar: German car, Swiss plates. 92 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,000 Strong personality. 93 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,333 Copy that, Kiwi. Over and out. 94 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,791 So, Miss Know-It-All, are you surprised? 95 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,916 How'd you get him to come? 96 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,958 I think I said the right words. 97 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:42,708 He's coming in five minutes. Dad didn't invite him. What's so funny? 98 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:47,125 He won't be here in five. He doesn't have the address, and he won't get it. 99 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:51,458 He'll be wandering out, getting upset, and that's the funny part. 100 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,041 Shit! 101 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,708 Shit… 102 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,083 Oh… 103 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,541 Shit. 104 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,375 …the one about the woman who swallows a fishbone, 105 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,875 have you heard that one? 106 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,083 She's choking, and her husband says, "Honey, swallow some wine." 107 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,416 And with her last breath, she says… 108 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,750 "I can't. I'm on a diet." 109 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,041 "I can't. I'm on a diet!" 110 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:20,208 Weak, Bob. Weak. 111 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:25,541 One, two, three, four, five, fix… 112 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:27,500 Can I help you? 113 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:31,583 -One, two, three, bitch… -His name is Martin? 114 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:33,583 -four, five, fix… -No, his name's Bob! 115 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:36,833 Bob, Bob… Sorry, but that's a name for a hat. 116 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:38,958 No, it's a nickname. 117 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,250 Am I disturbing you? 118 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,166 Hold this. 119 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,000 Give me a leg up, please. 120 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,916 Of course. Will that be all? 121 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:15,666 Here we go. 122 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,833 Push, God damn it! 123 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,958 -Bob? -Bob! 124 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:32,041 -Bob Martin! -Bob Martin! 125 00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:34,541 Are you sure it's here? 126 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,458 Why don't we go see the concierge? 127 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:40,000 I told you, I've been here before. 128 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:43,041 Let's try… that one. 129 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:50,916 Or, no, wait. That one. I recognize it. 130 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,750 I don't see it here. 131 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:20,625 OK. Let's go see the concierge. 132 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:26,375 Oh, well… He started early. 133 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,083 I'd like to see him at midnight. 134 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:31,916 Poor guy. I'm going to give him… 50. 135 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,416 It's a special occasion. 136 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,458 Huh? 137 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,416 I'm going to try English. 138 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,500 We cherche Bob Martin. 139 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,083 Bob Martin. 140 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:06,916 A doctor, un médecin. A handsome guy. 141 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:08,875 For the réveillon. 142 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,500 How much clearer could I be? You try. You're a woman. 143 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:27,083 So, answer me: what time is it? 144 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,583 -I don't understand… -Bob Martin. 145 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,041 For New Year's Eve. 146 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,041 Forget it. You're scaring her. 147 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:46,958 Oh, well, you're a godsend! It's all right, ma'am, goodbye! 148 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,416 What happened? 149 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,583 Are you a local? 150 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:54,041 Nice to meet you. Thierry Hubert, as in Thierry Hubert cars. 151 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,458 People call me TH. I'm looking for Bob Martin. 152 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,083 Oh… no… 153 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,583 What a talent! 154 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:19,375 Kiwi to Jaguar, Kiwi to Jaguar: there are three of them now. 155 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,708 They're all lost. 156 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,416 This is absurd! I've been here twenty times! 157 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,833 I'm Florence, but I go by Flo. What's your name? 158 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,833 Every time, I get mixed up. But I'm not that stupid! 159 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:33,333 Don't apologize. I've been here 200 times. I've even slept over. 160 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,708 Christ, this guy's a downer… 161 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:42,041 Oh, honey, your pants are all torn in the back! 162 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,083 What's your costume? 163 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,833 The descent of Pentecost. 164 00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:46,458 Honey, we have all night 165 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:49,833 for introductions. Give some space to Mr.…? 166 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:50,875 Alban. Louis Alban. 167 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,416 OK then! Louis, 168 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,125 we're going to the same place, let's stick together. 169 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,875 Plan A: We call Bob's place. Plan B, if necessary, 170 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,666 is TH's memory. I've been here. It's on the 7th floor. 171 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,166 -No, the 19th. -Right, the 19th, I told you so! 172 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,166 Huh? 173 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:11,500 Stay there, Kiwi. Don't touch anything. Jaguar, over and out. 174 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:14,625 Thierry Hubert? With some floozy? 175 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,750 What the hell is he doing here? 176 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,166 Telefono? 177 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,375 Grazie mille. 178 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,625 We're not really going to walk up 19 flights, are we? 179 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:46,666 No, baby. Give your feet a rest. We'll come back with the solution. 180 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,916 Prego. Aperitif? Cocktail? 181 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,291 Si, si, muchas gracias. 182 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,291 What's going on? They're not answering. 183 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,833 It's a big cabin. 184 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,541 What cabin? 185 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:10,458 Shh! I'm calling my wife. 186 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,500 The other times, I came with her. 187 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:15,041 Addresses, maps, itineraries: that's all her. 188 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,875 My Suzie's a real compass. 189 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,791 She's got all the phone numbers, too. 190 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,500 Well, almost all! If you see what I mean. 191 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,583 Not to toot my own horn, but… 192 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,458 I'm not your average lady-killer! 193 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,916 Of course, Bob's another story! 194 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,958 Let me tell you, he's a real lady's man! 195 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,125 He drives 'em crazy! 196 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,500 With him, they usually end up in a sanitarium! 197 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,791 I mean, I'm sure you know. 198 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,250 -Right. -What business are you in? 199 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:45,000 Drawings, and shoes, too. 200 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:49,791 Right… Say, what do you think of Flo? 201 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,791 Flo? Who's Flo? 202 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:56,083 The girl out there. Cute, right? She's my new accountant. 203 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,750 She's on a trial period. Three months. I'm not crazy. 204 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:04,458 She's so excited for this New Year's Eve. She likes me. 205 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,750 Miss. Another? 206 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,958 -Oh, no, no… -Go ahead, it's on the house. 207 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,958 -No, because… Then… -Go ahead. 208 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,666 If I have a third, 209 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,541 I'll be totally tipsy, and then I'll talk too much… 210 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,625 What's so special about this Bob Martin? 211 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,375 -Bob? -Yes. 212 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:26,958 Oh, Bob, he's priceless. No one throws a party like him. 213 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:27,875 Ah… 214 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,916 I've got 2000 of 'em in here. 215 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,166 -2000 what? -Bardins. 216 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,166 What are you looking at? It's Martin, not Bardin. 217 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,916 Oh, right. Martin. 218 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:49,458 I don't know. The shock, the cold, the pills, the jet lag… 219 00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:50,708 Jetlag? Why, 220 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,708 -where are you in from? -Dallas. 221 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,291 Dallas, of course. 222 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:59,500 OK, well, there's 200,000 Martins here. 223 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:03,291 Do you know Bob's girlfriend? 224 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:05,541 Martine? 225 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,166 -Madeleine. -Right, Madeleine. 226 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:13,375 I hear she's a real slut! 227 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:16,875 Shit, you're bleeding! 228 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:20,083 -Will it stain? -No, it's just fruit. 229 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,250 It's niente. 230 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,208 Hey, tell him how good he looks in this! 231 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,625 He wouldn't put it on. 232 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,333 He was bleeding. 233 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:32,500 Isn't this better? You can breathe, now! 234 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,000 Leave me alone. 235 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,958 -Fits him like a glove. -I told you, I don't care. 236 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:39,375 OK, see you later. 237 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,875 What about Bob? 238 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,708 -No answer. -What do we do, then? 239 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,708 We walk up the 19 flights. 240 00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,333 Overalls are very modern. 241 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,708 I'd look ridiculous in them, but you… 242 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,708 That's enough, all right? 243 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,791 They're leaving the pizzaiolo. 244 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:03,291 They're entering the… hydrangeas! 245 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,208 It's 21:42 PM, we're still on schedule. 246 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:14,791 Listen to that! That's Bob, I'm sure of it! 247 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:15,916 I'm sure it'll show. 248 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,250 Relax, baby! Be like Louis! 249 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,000 Oh, you're cute! 250 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,666 It's different. Did they repaint? 251 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:41,166 They must have. 252 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,791 -Is Bob here? -Why wouldn't he be? 253 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:52,333 Robert! Roby! 254 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,833 Coming through! 255 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,833 -Someone's here for you! -Hey, friend! 256 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,416 I'm wasted. I don't know where I live. 257 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,708 I've been mixing everything… 258 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,458 Who's this? Let me borrow you. 259 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,458 I'll bring her back later! Alive! Look, everyone! 260 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:14,041 Look at this! 261 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,583 I think we screwed up. 262 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:19,708 Let's go. I'm nauseous. 263 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:22,958 I'm a tad thirsty. 264 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,375 Thierry, please! 265 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,500 We'll grab a drink and be on our way. 266 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,083 Please tell me there's something other than mint tea? 267 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,000 Thank you. 268 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:49,416 Heart. How can you eat heart? 269 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:53,041 Apparently, it gets you hard. What're you having? 270 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:57,958 I don't want to drink or get hard. I just want to have fun. 271 00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:00,416 And at Bob Martin's. Period. 272 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:05,000 Louis! Live a little. Look at them… 273 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,000 I'm looking. 274 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,708 I'm looking. 275 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,416 Don't you see anything? 276 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,250 No, what? 277 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,875 I don't know… Flo. 278 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:23,458 All those guys around her, flirting, touching her. I mean, I imagine. 279 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:26,125 Let them! 280 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:40,958 Listen to TH, Louis. The secret with women is trust. 281 00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:43,625 Do you trust anyone here? 282 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:46,500 It's all about the reel, as Bob says. 283 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,625 First you hook 'em, then you reel 'em in. 284 00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,166 Hook, reel. Hook, reel. 285 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:57,291 And all those algae at the bottom, I couldn't care less! 286 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:58,333 Have you seen them? 287 00:22:58,416 --> 00:22:59,583 They look like… 288 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:01,083 Ski instructors? 289 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,500 Why do you say that? About my wife? 290 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:07,625 -No reason. -No, tell me. 291 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,541 Really, nothing. 292 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,208 OK, it's not that I'm bored, 293 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,875 but can you reel your fish in so we can raise anchor? 294 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,208 I might make a little phone call. 295 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:24,625 Florence! 296 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,625 Where were you? 297 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,666 Were you cheating on me? Come on, come dance with me. 298 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,041 I need some air. 299 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,458 What the hell is she doing? 300 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:48,750 She's not there… I don't get it. 301 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,333 What's wrong? 302 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:02,541 -What is it, Thierry? -There's no answer. 303 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:06,083 What's wrong? 304 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,500 A chair, quick, bring a chair for my friend! 305 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:10,750 It's nothing. It's your wine. 306 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:14,166 He'll be fine. We're not going far. Just to Bob Martin's, the doctor. 307 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,833 -Do you know him? -Do I know Bob? 308 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:17,583 Didn't he save Checkroun? 309 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,416 -No, that's not him. -He lives in the Geranium tower. 310 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,666 No, he's the one who treated the Zeitoun twins for rubella. 311 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,375 -No… -The one from Peony Tower! 312 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,666 Peony Tower? Rubella? 313 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:31,250 -A rubella from hell! -No, no, 314 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,083 -It was chickenpox! -No… 315 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,958 They were covered in pox! 316 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,458 Bob Martin, he's a cardiologist, the one from 317 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:38,875 -Bougainvillea Tower. -No! 318 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,875 -Samy's father went to see him! -No! 319 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,083 Don't bring up Samy's father, OK? 320 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,000 He owes the family two million! 321 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,958 -Oh, calm down… -Two million! 322 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:49,291 -Why'd you mention Samy's father? -Six months! 323 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,583 Calm down! 324 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,125 It's always the same with you! 325 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,083 I can shout, too! 326 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:00,791 My jacket! 327 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,333 Bye! See you later! 328 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,750 God damn, she's fine! 329 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,458 He smelled like B.O., he stepped on my feet and dislocated my arm, 330 00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:18,541 and fed me champagne. Thanks a lot. 331 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:21,333 No one forced you to dance with a stranger. 332 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,666 It's not my fault you can't find the place! 333 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:27,083 Jesus Christ, cut it out! This is bad enough already! 334 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,000 Hey! 335 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,583 We're off-topic here. We're expected at Bob's! 336 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:32,708 Yeah. 337 00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:34,750 It's late. Bob must be worried sick. 338 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,958 And we're just standing around. How rude of us! 339 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:39,666 Exactly, we should go. 340 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:45,666 OK… I recognize this. I'm sure of it! 341 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,333 Come on. I know where to go. 342 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:51,125 Look, TH, you seem a bit out of sorts. 343 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,916 So, temporarily, let's put your intuitions on hold. 344 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,291 Let's try a new method. We'll work with what we have. Which is? 345 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,083 The rubella from Geranium Tower. 346 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:01,250 What do you say, Flo? 347 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:02,750 Sure. 348 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:09,166 I've already had rubella, and you can't catch it twice. 349 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,958 TH, the Peony Tower chickenpox? 350 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:14,125 And I'll take the Bougainvillea heart attack. 351 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:17,666 OK, friends. We must split up. 352 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,916 But we're going to save a lot of time. Let's move! 353 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,375 Whatever happens, meet back here in half an hour. 354 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,166 TH… 355 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,333 Half an hour, OK? 356 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:37,875 My turn again… And now I smell like B.O. 357 00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:40,166 Chickenpox… 358 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,375 Have I had chickenpox? 359 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,208 Copy that. Over and out. 360 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,833 -Friends, they've split up. -So? 361 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,166 So, they're losing time. 362 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,416 -And if he just loses? -He's got till midnight. 363 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,875 Is Cyclone going to sleep at midnight? 364 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:58,416 She's not wrong. Are you sure you've got it right? 365 00:26:58,583 --> 00:26:59,875 I've got some wild cards. 366 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,916 Who gave me up? 367 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:23,375 You'd better start talking. Are you alone? Where are the others? 368 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:29,375 You're a bit young for Douglas. My name is Douglas. 369 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:33,291 My friends call me Doug. I don't have any friends. 370 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,708 Nice place you've got here… 371 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:39,750 What? 372 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:40,666 Nothing, I… 373 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:46,000 What do you use all this for? 374 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,916 I shoot at kids, and dogs, and cars. 375 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,041 Mostly kids. Anything that makes noise. I can't stand noise. 376 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,583 Oh? You scared me. 377 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:59,750 I'm sorry to bother you about this, but among your neighbors… 378 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,833 Let me stop you right there. I don't have a neighbor. 379 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,666 Eliminated, denounced. Anonymous letters to city hall. Gone! 380 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,500 What can I do for you? 381 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:16,708 Nothing. Really. I'm looking… No! Well, my wife is on a ski trip. 382 00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,583 Ouch! 383 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:19,958 Why? 384 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,875 No reason. 385 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,625 Why'd you say "ouch"? 386 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:28,541 The snow, the ski-lifts, the instructors, 387 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:33,958 the coffee-shop vibes, cheese fondue, lingering eye contact… 388 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,541 And night falls early! 389 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,750 When did she leave? 390 00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:40,333 -Last night. -Too late. 391 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:44,208 Shit! Snow is worse than anything. 392 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:46,041 Oh? You, too? 393 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:50,833 No, for me it's dance. I had the yoga instructor in my sights, 394 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:54,583 and my wife ran off with the tap dance teacher. Talk about noisy. 395 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,083 Would you mind if I made a phone call? 396 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,333 As you wish. 397 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,625 No funny business, OK? Short sentences, simple verbs. 398 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,833 One word I don't understand, and you're dead. 399 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:21,625 I apologize. I can… 400 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,125 I'm letting it ring. It's a big cabin. 401 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,666 Oh, my God… 402 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:42,250 This is all very nice, but… 403 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:44,750 Unfortunately, I have a serious problem 404 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:47,500 to attend to, it's urgent. 405 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,666 -So do we. -Yeah. 406 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:57,375 Plus, really, I'm no big deal. 407 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:59,041 No big deal? 408 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,916 Will you stop talking nonsense? 409 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:07,666 I say and do what I please. 410 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,625 This is absurd! 411 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:20,458 Don't you like it in there? 412 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:33,875 Don't make me use this! I've got bullets for everyone! 413 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,166 Is that clear? 414 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,125 Now that everyone's calmed down, 415 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:42,875 I want to know everything about your neighbors. 416 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,541 -On the left? -Awkward, 417 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:50,458 47 years old, businessman… 418 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:52,541 Oh, and very uptight. 419 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,291 No, not him. 420 00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,625 Oh, that's good! 421 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:06,625 That's not very smart, Thierry. You'll catch cold. 422 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,208 So? 423 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:10,583 Tragic… 424 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,500 No answer from Meribel. 425 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,208 And you? 426 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,083 Great. And our piece of business? 427 00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:24,541 Oh, man… 428 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,041 Do you think my wife is cheating on me? 429 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,541 Yes, of course. 430 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:32,750 Really? 431 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,250 Oh my God… 432 00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:45,083 After everything I've done for her… 433 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,208 What didn't I do? 434 00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:55,041 For twenty years now, for her, I've been selling 435 00:31:55,125 --> 00:32:01,375 dangerous cars, real lemons, winding back odometers… 436 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:05,708 I'm a thug, Louis. A murderer. 437 00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:08,583 -Oh… -A murderer! 438 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,750 You're getting down on yourself, 439 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:14,291 but you're a good guy, Thierry, really. 440 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:16,666 -Really? -Yes! 441 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:20,541 It's these women who ruin our lives! 442 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:23,000 And the instant you ask for a moment to yourself, 443 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:27,208 they run off to humiliate us with a red beanie or a white coat. 444 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:29,375 It's intolerable! 445 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:32,458 Yeah. You're right. It's disgusting! 446 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,125 Are you married? 447 00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:37,500 Never. Are you nuts? 448 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:39,875 You've got great intuition. 449 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,458 Exactly. 450 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:46,500 That's why we're going to Bob's. To put our problems in the grave. 451 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:47,500 Exactly! 452 00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:57,041 You're not going to believe me, but the worst part is I've been here! 453 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,666 She found it. She found it! 454 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,125 What a girl! 455 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,833 Kiwi to Jaguar, Kiwi to Jaguar. 456 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,875 The two slackers are soaking wet. It's 28 degrees out. 457 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,583 The girl ran out on them. What do we do? 458 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:21,166 Jaguar, do you copy? 459 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,000 Jaguar, do you copy? 460 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:29,500 Oh, your dad makes me laugh so hard, Lilou. 461 00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:30,666 Are you having fun? 462 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,791 Have fun! 463 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:37,125 It's almost bedtime, remember. I'll come tuck you in. 464 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:40,125 And don't turn the light off, OK, Jeremie? 465 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,541 Sorry, but at least she's having fun. 466 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:50,250 It's crazy, her obsession with the dark. 467 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,875 -Where are you going? -One last phone call to Meribel. 468 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,041 Don't be an ass, Louis. Let me call. 469 00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,958 Florence, what the hell is this? And where's Bob? 470 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:05,708 I kept asking them, I swear, 471 00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:09,916 but I had to stop mentioning Bob. It was turning them on. 472 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,125 What about all the signs from the balcony? 473 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:14,333 That wasn't me. I've been in here. 474 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,333 Did we go for a swim? 475 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,958 As a matter of fact, I've been running around looking. 476 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,541 And TH? 477 00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,541 TH is imagining something. 478 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,250 Did he talk to you about me? 479 00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,166 Did he talk to you about me? 480 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:35,083 Yes. You're all he can think about. 481 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,083 Babysitter, my ass! You whore! 482 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:40,875 Whore! 483 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,041 -Are you married? -I was. 484 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,166 And it didn't stick? 485 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:17,500 No, it was great. She died… at sea. 486 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,666 That's horrible! 487 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,625 So, there's no one to take care of you? 488 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:29,041 Your shirts, and pants, and underwear? How do you manage? 489 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:33,041 -Is the weed or is it me? -No, it's the hot and cold. 490 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:37,833 You can't stay like this! Let me take care of you. 491 00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:41,041 -It's fine. -No, it's not. 492 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,791 -Really, it's fine. -No, it's not! 493 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,208 It's fine! 494 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,833 Hey! Turn the boogie down! I'm on a call here! 495 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:01,791 What'd she say, exactly? 496 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:24,333 You look great like this. 497 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,458 I don't care. 498 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:37,583 What's going on? Are you tired? 499 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,833 No, I just think you're attractive like this. 500 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,791 Don't get your hopes up. I'm faithful. 501 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:43,916 But to whom? 502 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,583 To my memories. I only have one woman in my life. 503 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,708 -Not like him. -What do you mean? 504 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:58,666 How long is he going to bore us with his little wife Meribel? 505 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:00,208 You can't say that! 506 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:03,000 TH is doing his best to find Bob. 507 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,166 His best… 508 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,291 I'm going to kill them all! 509 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,333 Let me through! 510 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:15,041 Let me through! I'll kill them! 511 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:15,958 Come on. 512 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:21,208 -Who does he want to kill? -Ski instructors. 513 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:22,208 All of them! 514 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,666 Thank you, young man. 515 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,666 Why doesn't he just go see his whining old lady? 516 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,750 Oh, this is the worst! 517 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,416 And my heels… I left them… 518 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:39,458 Later! We must catch up with TH. He could be dangerous. 519 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:45,875 Do you have socks in that box, by chance? 520 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:49,375 That'd be really lucky. 521 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:57,333 -What size are you? -Seven and a half! 522 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:10,166 -You hit him! -You think? 523 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:18,083 Go on, get out! 524 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,541 -What'd he say? -I don't know. 525 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,083 I've got spare tires! 526 00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:27,791 You got a spare radiator, too? 527 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:44,708 Oh… 528 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,500 What'd I ever do to you? Why are you being mean to me? 529 00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:51,875 I'm not being mean. Quite the contrary. 530 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:55,166 I'm starting to grow attached to you. 531 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,458 -Really? -Yes. 532 00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:00,083 I need you, you know. We're the same, you and I. 533 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,166 -Really? -Yes. 534 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:07,250 I've got a problem, too. My wife. My wife. 535 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:08,875 The one who drowned? 536 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:14,875 Drowned? What's going on? 537 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:17,583 My wife. Bob stole her from me. I came to find her. 538 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:18,875 That's it. 539 00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:23,000 Oh, man… I've got a migraine… 540 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,916 Is there a kid in the mix? 541 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,125 No. Fortunately. 542 00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,291 Fortunately. 543 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,458 -Bob is such an asshole! -Yes. 544 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:40,541 So, Thierry, 545 00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:43,750 why don't we solve my problem, and then we'll solve yours. 546 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,708 -You swear? -I swear. 547 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:51,833 Are you kidding me? What about me? 548 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,458 I'm just sitting here like an idiot, 549 00:40:56,541 --> 00:41:00,125 stuck with these two cucks, one of whom is a killer, 550 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:04,916 and I haven't said a word in ages! Well now I'm going to speak up! 551 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:08,166 Thanks. Thanks for everything. 552 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:12,666 The idiot is leaving! 553 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,708 You, stay here! 554 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:23,583 No one's ever hit me before. 555 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:28,000 This is the first time I've been hit! 556 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,041 Calm down. 557 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,708 He didn't hurt you. 558 00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:33,333 No? Look. 559 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,625 You know Louis. He can be a little impulsive. 560 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,625 He didn't hit you hard. 561 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,333 All right! Enough of this. 562 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:49,250 We're in this together, for better or for worse, OK? 563 00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:52,708 OK. 564 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:58,833 I'll stay, but on three conditions. One: stop hitting me. 565 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,375 Two: he stops calling his wife. 566 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:07,500 And three, I demand shoes. 567 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:13,625 What an asshole, this Bob! 568 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:17,166 I'm going to ruin his life! 569 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:18,458 Got any ideas? 570 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:22,375 I think I have one. Just one, 571 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,458 but a genius one! 572 00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,750 Wrong number. Move along! 573 00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:30,708 Oh, it's you! 574 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,750 They're with me. 575 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,583 The little lady stays outside. 576 00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:45,875 Why? 577 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,541 Because only cuckolds are welcome here, 578 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:50,416 -and no one else. -Oh, well… 579 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,916 -Do you vouch for her? -Of course. 580 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,541 Yes, absolutely. 581 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:02,708 Yeah, I get it: cuckolds and ugly boots, thanks! 582 00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,083 It's only temporary. 583 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,541 Temporary, my ass! 584 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,750 Calm down, Douglas, calm down. 585 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:11,500 A 36 caliber. A defensive weapon, OK, 586 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:14,916 but still, crashing a car worth this much… 587 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,833 Say, Mr. Jeremie: 588 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:20,250 don't you think your treasure hunt is going sour? 589 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,958 And that's not all. Right now, 590 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,625 they're making a pact with the psycho in Peony Tower! 591 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:28,541 We're heading for trouble. 592 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:31,875 What'd I say? 593 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,208 Blood. 594 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,125 Blood! 595 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:40,791 Hello? There's blood everywhere! 596 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:43,625 Yeah. Try this. 597 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,583 It's not for pansies! 598 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,416 So… 599 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:07,375 Lilou? Liliane Martin, you said? 600 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:09,625 No. No, I don't know her. 601 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:14,000 I'm not crazy, am I? Earlier, he said… 602 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:19,333 Didn't you tell me you shot at kids? 603 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,375 -Yes. -You bragged? 604 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:24,833 No, sir! But I'm alone 605 00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:27,000 in this battle! 606 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:31,750 Do you know how many yammering little rug rats there are here? Nearly 1200! 607 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,250 So, I do my part. 608 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:39,458 But of course, a few get away… 609 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:45,666 What about Jeremie? 610 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:47,166 Then I say, "fire." 611 00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:48,958 -Sorry? -Jeremie from Cyclamens? 612 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:52,625 A dirty, rotten little bastard! 613 00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,291 Thanks. He's my son. 614 00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,166 Your son? What son? 615 00:44:58,333 --> 00:44:59,875 And the lying continues… 616 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,708 Lies, or modesty, call it what you will. 617 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:06,041 Bob took everything from me. My wife, my son. 618 00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,583 I've been reduced to nothing but grief. 619 00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:15,000 That's vile. 620 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:19,166 This Bob doesn't sound like such a nice guy. 621 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:23,541 Still, when it comes to making a racket, your Jeremie's a terror. 622 00:45:24,291 --> 00:45:28,083 Poor little guy… What do you expect? He's half-orphaned. 623 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:31,166 In my day, he was well-behaved. 624 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,625 He used to read a lot. 625 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:38,166 But with Bob, he gets the radio turned on full blast, people shouting, 626 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,291 getting hit upside the head… 627 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:49,916 and probably… this little cubby hole: 628 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,083 HAPPY NEW YEAR 629 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,500 Near the garbage chute. 630 00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:00,208 Separation is terrible. 631 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:02,958 I did everything I could to hold my marriage together. 632 00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:06,125 Put yourself in my shoes. 633 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,500 Sometimes, it's just too much for him. 634 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:15,250 He puts his nose to the window and screams. He lets it all out. 635 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:20,208 And you take that screaming as an aggression, but it's… 636 00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:24,875 It's a song. A plea for help. 637 00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,041 A lament. 638 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,208 I had no idea. 639 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 That changes things. 640 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:46,041 Finish your drinks, and let's go free this little martyr. 641 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:50,875 Dad is a child. A born comedian, a shameless liar. 642 00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:53,708 He's jealous, sensitive, possessive… 643 00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:56,166 -And armed! -Yes. That's the snag. 644 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:58,416 -Is this the first time? -The gun? 645 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,958 To my knowledge, yes. I don't get it. 646 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:03,000 Usually, he breaks walls with his head. 647 00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,000 Often? 648 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:07,250 Every time we move out. Twice a year on average. 649 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,125 He dumped us, me and Mom, 650 00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:12,375 like a pair of old socks, five years ago. Do the math. 651 00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:13,291 Very consistent! 652 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:17,166 He can't help it! Mom and I belong to him. 653 00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:19,375 So, all it takes is getting one Bob 654 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,875 or another involved with Madeleine, 655 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:25,416 and Dad is guaranteed to burn the whole world down! 656 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,000 Amazing! 657 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:28,250 Diabolical! 658 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:32,333 I read in "Science" that imagination is hereditary. 659 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,625 Plus, as I'm sure you already know, 660 00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:37,833 the children of divorcees are often screwed up, 661 00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:40,875 out of control, and uncontrollable. 662 00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:45,833 Jaguar to Kiwi, Jaguar to Kiwi: white alert! 663 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:49,416 White? Hang on, white? 664 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,958 Which one is that, again? 665 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,333 OK, I'm coming. 666 00:47:56,833 --> 00:48:00,708 Thanks, everyone. Finally, some action. I was starting to rust up there. 667 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,041 The shit's about to hit the fan! 668 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,083 It's here. 669 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:13,291 OK, let's recap. I shoot up the lamps. 670 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:17,958 Blackout. You, in the dark, you distract everyone. 671 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:20,250 You make off with your hostage. 672 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:24,708 Total time: 45 seconds, max. Excuse me. 673 00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,916 Go on, I'll cover you! 674 00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:36,875 -Did they repaint? -Shh! 675 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,666 Turn the lights on, instead of… 676 00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,791 What the hell is this? 677 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:45,000 Careful! This smells like a trap. 678 00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:14,458 There. 679 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:29,500 Oh, bother… 680 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:33,000 My little man… 681 00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:36,625 I'm out of my depth. 682 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,208 What are they doing to you? 683 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,708 What are you making me do? 684 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,750 Where could you be? 685 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:56,541 -I'm going to check the bathroom. -OK, OK. 686 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:00,708 There's no juice! 687 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,583 Tired, Louis? 688 00:50:09,666 --> 00:50:10,958 What's that? 689 00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:15,416 The phone cords. Some people don't keep their promises. 690 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,333 No, what you're wearing. 691 00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:21,083 Borrowed from your wife. 692 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,041 Do you like me like this, Louis? 693 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:51,333 God damn, it's oak. 694 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:07,166 They're at Mom's. 695 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,291 Your mother's? 696 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:13,583 Isn't that a red alert? 697 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:16,583 Keep a cool head, Kremeur. 698 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:44,625 So? 699 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,500 -Hey! -It's red. 700 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:50,541 Finally! I was freaking out. 701 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,208 God damn it… 702 00:51:58,083 --> 00:52:00,500 There's no trace of a man here. 703 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,041 Nothing but a woman's scent. 704 00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:16,625 I don't understand. 705 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:18,583 I understand everything. 706 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:22,958 Everything. Your wife is still here. 707 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,416 It's overwhelming, huh? 708 00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:33,666 You're touching, like this. A lost little orphan. 709 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,208 If we weren't so confused, 710 00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:44,708 I'd make love to you. And dinner, and children, perhaps. 711 00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:48,875 -But we barely know each other. -Sure, but I can feel our chemistry. 712 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,833 Calm down, kiddo. 713 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,958 Me, calm down? 714 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,583 You want me to be calm? With the psycho in there 715 00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:58,125 and his rifle? He's going to kill us all before long! 716 00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:00,708 I thought I'd won him over. 717 00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:04,375 Won him over? Oh, my God… 718 00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:20,625 Patience! We make a good team! 719 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,250 We're going to find him! 720 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,083 I'LL HAVE YOUR HIDE YOU SON OF A BITCH D. 721 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:33,250 GO SCREW YOURSELF SHITHEAD 722 00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:41,416 Louis, you sadden me. Look at the reality. 723 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,000 Honestly, Louis! He's screwing your wife, 724 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:47,250 torturing your son, and you want to give up. It makes me sick! 725 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,666 Listen, man. We had a deal, you and I. 726 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,958 While you're sulking on your little car here, 727 00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:55,541 there might be a ski instructor making an ass of me! 728 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:57,458 And that's killing me! Understand? 729 00:53:57,541 --> 00:54:00,666 Fine, that's all well and good, but my brains have gone to mush! 730 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:01,875 You can't understand. 731 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:07,541 Go over the whole sector! 732 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:12,625 Louis, your son, 733 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,000 it's personal for me now! 734 00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:16,875 I see him, I can feel it, it kills me! 735 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:20,625 This kid is ours, now, Louis, don't you get it? 736 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,250 I'm ready to be a mother! 737 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,958 The opportunity hasn't come along quite yet, 738 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:30,541 but you have no idea how intensely I feel for you! 739 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:35,541 The need to… to take care of him, to bring him some warmth, 740 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:36,666 some love! 741 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,333 That's beautiful. 742 00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:43,000 But I need warmth, too! I need love! 743 00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:44,166 So? 744 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,583 You idiots! 745 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,833 Oh, God, not the psycho! 746 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:52,500 You scared the hell out of me! What are you up to? 747 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:57,541 Nothing… Louis wasn't feeling well. 748 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:00,083 I'll perk you right up, Louis! 749 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:04,291 Look at this! "New Year's Eve at Bob Martin's, Orchid Tower," 750 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:07,416 with an arrow! Thanks, Doug! 751 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:10,541 There's tons over there! 752 00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:14,750 Piece of cake! 753 00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:25,166 Who's this? 754 00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,750 Oh, God, no… 755 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,125 -The Loukoums… -Yes! 756 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:31,500 The descendent of Borgia. Himself. In the flesh. 757 00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:35,125 Are you taking the night off, or what? I forgot, you don't like money. 758 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:38,416 There's a time for business and a time for love. 759 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,208 Are you on a case, Caruzo? 760 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:42,958 We're getting nowhere. 761 00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:47,083 Do you know where Bob Martin's place is? I've got a date with a little blonde, 762 00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,375 a real bombshell. 763 00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:51,208 Shit, the blacks! 764 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,333 Isn't that good news? 765 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,708 "Thanks, Doug!" 766 00:56:09,791 --> 00:56:13,291 Yes, I recognize this! 767 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,541 Right, right, sure you do. 768 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:18,708 NEW YEAR'S EVE BOB MARTIN 769 00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:26,291 DANGER DO NOT ENTER 770 00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:31,500 It's cast iron. 771 00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:34,000 Thanks, Doug. 772 00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:42,083 Red alert terminated. Cleaning phase underway. Posters recuperated. 773 00:56:45,083 --> 00:56:48,041 -We can breathe easy. -Sure, but for how long? 774 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:54,750 Jaguar to Porpoise. Jaguar to Porpoise. 775 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,458 This is Porpoise, over. 776 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,875 How's it going up there, Porpoise? 777 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,375 The party's winding down. I repeat, 778 00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:03,916 the party's winding down. And you? 779 00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:09,708 All's quiet again. I repeat, all's… Oh my God! 780 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:13,708 Oh my God, what? I repeat: Oh my God, what? 781 00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:15,458 One second, Porpoise. 782 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:19,958 Pinch me, Mr. Jaguar. Do you see what I see? 783 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:32,041 Shit, shit, shit… Shit! 784 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:34,000 You see traps everywhere! 785 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,541 Maybe, but this guy's kid isn't clean. 786 00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:40,250 Thierry, please, can you tell him to get off my case? 787 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:43,625 No! That's too easy! You come bother me on New Year's Eve, 788 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:47,166 expose me to the night air, make me take absurd risks, 789 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,500 and I'm not allowed to have an opinion? 790 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:55,541 Can someone turn the lights on? The dark is bad luck for me. 791 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:58,833 No problem. One second, my darling. 792 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:02,416 Fuses… 793 00:58:03,916 --> 00:58:04,791 are my thing. 794 00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:12,958 There. Just takes a little skill. 795 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,291 Why are we working our butts off to go down 796 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,791 when we want to go the 19th floor? 797 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:45,541 First, we have to find an exit. 798 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:00,375 -Here. -There what? 799 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:03,416 We'll bust through. I'm not going to rot in here! 800 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,250 Me neither. 801 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,125 What do we break it with, our heads? 802 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:10,666 With powder. 803 00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:13,833 No way. I respect your convictions, so please, 804 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:17,416 respect mine. No noise in this complex! 805 00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:31,291 Don't tell me you planned for this? Not all this? 806 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:35,833 I'm going to admit something, Kremeur. I'm just slightly out of my depth. 807 00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,041 Well then… 808 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:43,166 While you're admitting things, is your father… 809 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,708 like you? In his head, I mean. 810 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,291 Mom says so. 811 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:48,916 Well, in that case… 812 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:50,416 NEW YEAR'S EVE BOB MARTIN 813 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:57,333 You think now's the time to be shelling peas? 814 00:59:57,416 --> 01:00:00,708 I'm exhausted! 815 01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:03,708 Stop whining, Douglas. 816 01:00:03,791 --> 01:00:08,708 Do what I do. Think of something else. 817 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:11,958 Focus on something that makes you happy, like a knife, 818 01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:15,541 or a cleaver, or a club. A big old club. 819 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:18,375 Yes! With big spikes! Yes. 820 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:20,958 I can't say no to that. 821 01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:24,125 But I'm having trouble focusing, 822 01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:28,291 because I'm thinking about what TH and his prostitute are doing back there 823 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,458 instead of helping us. 824 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:34,916 They're having a wonderful love story. 825 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,125 So shell, shell! 826 01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:39,666 I'm going… 827 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:44,750 Oh, they're so cute! 828 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,291 Oh, I'm dizzy… I need to throw up. 829 01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:55,833 A kiss for Jean-Marc. 830 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,875 A kiss for Lilou. 831 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,333 A kiss for François. 832 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:11,083 And a big smacker for my darling little thug. 833 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:16,625 Jeremie? 834 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:19,291 Jeremie! 835 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:23,333 Fine, but this is the first and last time, all right? 836 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:25,500 -Promise? -I swear. 837 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:42,791 I can't breathe! We're going to die! 838 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:48,083 Nothing doing. It's reinforced. 839 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,250 That's it, guys. 840 01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:51,583 I'm dying. 841 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,875 Don't be so negative! 842 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,291 Think about tomorrow! 843 01:01:57,125 --> 01:02:00,791 When you're out of here, I'll take you on a trip. 844 01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,750 Méribel Les Allues, snow, 845 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:07,083 fresh air, silence! 846 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,083 Are you kidding! 847 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:12,583 We're going to end up like him. Stuffed. The big sleep… 848 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:25,416 I've been around the block: Tonkin, Cochinchina, Hauts Plateaux, 849 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,583 but I've never seen anything like this. 850 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:29,791 Bravo, kid, you're a master! 851 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:32,916 -A master! -Don't get ahead of yourself. 852 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,291 You see what I see? 853 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,000 That's mine. 854 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:42,500 Which one is Mrs. Kremeur? 855 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:44,041 The one with the dogs. 856 01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:47,416 If you'd known her in '54, before the disaster… 857 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:51,625 -Her skin was like lychee… -And the girl with her? 858 01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:56,750 Oh, that's… You're embarrassing me, Mr. Jeremie. 859 01:02:57,333 --> 01:03:00,583 I see. So, if I understand correctly, 860 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:05,750 the little sisters back there will be operational in seven or eight years? 861 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:07,416 Sooner. 862 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:12,416 Now that I can see better, 863 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,750 I can say that we're screwed. 864 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:22,291 Where's that from? 865 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,750 Taiwan. 866 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:43,833 What'd he see? The Madonna? 867 01:03:45,416 --> 01:03:46,333 Louis? 868 01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:49,625 Louis! Loulou? 869 01:03:50,208 --> 01:03:53,083 You're upset, aren't you? 870 01:03:53,666 --> 01:03:55,625 If it's about my car, don't worry. 871 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:59,666 A fresh coat of paint, and I'll find a jackass to sell her to. 872 01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,875 We're at Madeleine's. 873 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:04,666 This is Jeremie's. 874 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:07,041 From Arcachon, seven years ago. 875 01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:11,208 Hey! Louis! 876 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:14,958 Can you hear me? It's TH! 877 01:04:15,791 --> 01:04:18,208 It's Flo! It's Doug! 878 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:20,791 We're all here! 879 01:04:21,416 --> 01:04:24,416 Don't worry. We'll make it out of here. 880 01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:25,500 OK? 881 01:04:28,916 --> 01:04:31,666 He's ten, but he seems older. 882 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:35,625 He's wearing plaid pajamas. No, striped! And a red parka! 883 01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:39,916 His name is Jeremie, Jeremie Alban! He's my little boy. 884 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:41,500 He wanted to be a fisherman. 885 01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:45,208 I used to take him hiking out on the coast. 886 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,458 He'd eat kelp. 887 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,250 He'd imitate the seagulls. 888 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,958 He'd talk to the crabs, and the turtles. 889 01:04:58,125 --> 01:04:59,458 Turtles are cute. 890 01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:00,500 Does your friend… 891 01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,750 have scurvy, or what? 892 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,083 These are the symptoms. 893 01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:07,958 No, it's his wife and his kid. They're under his skin. 894 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,916 He should see a dermatologist! 895 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:11,875 Done for. 896 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:13,583 We're done for! 897 01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:17,625 Calm down! 898 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:24,416 Everything's fine. 899 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,375 We've got the situation under control! 900 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,583 OK, we've hit rock bottom, 901 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:33,416 but all it takes to come back to the surface 902 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,458 is a good kick… 903 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:38,791 And… 904 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:43,625 We didn't have enough time together! 905 01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:47,291 I've never seen someone die before. 906 01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:50,291 He sacrificed himself for us! 907 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,833 Sacrifice, yeah right. 908 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:55,083 He chose the easy way out, 909 01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:57,541 the coward's way out: suicide. 910 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:03,375 We're headed for a heroic, sordid end: a slow death. 911 01:06:05,416 --> 01:06:07,333 First, we'll itch all over. 912 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:10,750 Our tongues will get thick and furry; 913 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:15,083 our lips will crack; we'll all have big blue flies 914 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:18,791 in front of our eyes. And we'll be very hungry. 915 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,791 We'll end up eating each other. 916 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:28,416 Come see! 917 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:30,833 Come see! 918 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,291 Help me. 919 01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:34,958 Help me, please! Together, we'll be sure to find him! 920 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:36,541 She's cute… 921 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:40,791 Hop to it! Let's find this kid! 922 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:42,416 Can't you see she's worried? 923 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,291 I'm here! 924 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,166 He's alive! 925 01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:50,708 He's alive! 926 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:56,083 He's alive! 927 01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:05,333 We've got no choice but to cross. But the water's great! 928 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:09,208 Never! 929 01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,708 What the hell is this joke? 930 01:07:11,791 --> 01:07:14,583 It's fascinating! 931 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:17,291 They built all these little cages 932 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,500 over this beautiful water. 933 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:22,583 If I make it out alive, I'll kill the developer. 934 01:07:22,666 --> 01:07:26,916 No, honey, I'll carry you. It's dangerous. There could be holes. 935 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,333 And holes are good for Doug. 936 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:32,083 Can I ask you something? Why are you helping her? 937 01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:34,458 I have the right, too. 938 01:07:35,541 --> 01:07:37,000 I'm not asking for love. 939 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:40,166 I'm just invoking my human rights. 940 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:43,375 I'm just asking for a helping hand, 941 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:46,375 a kind word. 942 01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:50,458 I want you to carry me! 943 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:55,791 Oh, Christ, man… 944 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:59,250 No way. You're too… 945 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:01,041 Honestly, you're too… 946 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:04,541 Fat? Say it. Say it, asshole! Too fat! 947 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:08,833 -No, but… -You're going to build me a raft! 948 01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:11,416 No. Listen, Doug. 949 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,125 You're not being fair, here. 950 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:19,916 Honestly, Douglas! We're a little short on time, here. 951 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,041 Work it out with Louis, OK? 952 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,416 Louis? 953 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000 Louis? 954 01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:36,500 My little boy learned to swim early. 955 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,666 He had red floaties on his little arms. 956 01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,416 I'd hold his chin up. 957 01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:49,333 Do you remember when we pretended to be drowning? 958 01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:54,125 The look on your mother's face… 959 01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:57,166 And all of them, not finding anything. 960 01:08:58,458 --> 01:08:59,916 I don't get it. 961 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:08,625 We're not going to let ourselves get beaten by some blacks! 962 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,250 Ow! 963 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,291 -You smell that rotten smell? -Yes. 964 01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:19,083 We're approaching civilization. 965 01:09:19,166 --> 01:09:23,791 We're almost there! Up there is the sewers! 966 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:26,166 Thanks, TH! 967 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:28,208 You smell that? 968 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:31,708 What I smell is the firedamp explosion waiting for us. 969 01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:35,333 What kills me is how we look. We must look crazy. 970 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:38,833 Are you kidding? You look wonderful, kitten. 971 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,416 You could make a rat hard! 972 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,041 We're surrounded by poetry. 973 01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:51,125 Lilou was right. 974 01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:54,500 We ate the cake, but no sign of the Cyclone. 975 01:09:56,833 --> 01:10:01,291 Sanctus misericordia nobis. Is she speaking to the angels, or what? 976 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,208 Do you think she's here to pray, or ask for advice? 977 01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:11,333 I'm freezing. 978 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,541 Do what you want, Christian. 979 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:18,083 I don't attack on holy land. 980 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:22,083 They won't get her. Never. No chance. 981 01:10:22,666 --> 01:10:24,083 Mom is faithful. 982 01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:27,583 Isn't Mom beautiful when she's sad? 983 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,708 -Huh? -What? Your mother? 984 01:10:31,791 --> 01:10:32,625 Shh! 985 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:36,666 Say… 986 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,083 What's the plan, now? 987 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,750 I don't know anymore. 988 01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:46,166 Dad's in hell, Mom's in heaven. 989 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:51,000 They'll never meet again. Not anymore. It's over. 990 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,000 Oh, the bastards! 991 01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:57,125 This takes the cake! 992 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:03,208 A present from the Jerries! Change of plan! 993 01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:05,666 If I make it out of here alive, I'm dipping 994 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:08,625 the developer's testicles in anti-rust paint! 995 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:14,041 Mortar shells are insane! 996 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:18,625 Oh, yeah, danger really turns me on! 997 01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:25,583 This is funny. 998 01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:29,416 He must have been, say, four years old. 999 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:33,291 It was in Heidelberg. On the Neckar River. 1000 01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:36,541 He just had to have a strudel 1001 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,000 for his snack. 1002 01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:41,541 The guy with the boat is starting to get on my nerves! 1003 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:47,000 Doug! Keep your nerves for the attack. 1004 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:51,500 We're going to take this Bob by surprise! An ambush, at night! 1005 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,416 I'm crucified. 1006 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:01,083 She's taunting us. 1007 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,291 I'm going in. 1008 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:09,916 No. 1009 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,416 Imbecille! 1010 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,333 Let go! 1011 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,583 Are you crazy? You want to tempt the devil? 1012 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,875 Fuck the devil! 1013 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,541 Who touched that goddam mortar? 1014 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:31,875 I want a name! 1015 01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:34,333 It must have been the fatty! 1016 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:38,416 Tattletale! I was in the front. It couldn't have been me! 1017 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:41,958 I accuse the fisherman's father! He's been losing his head. 1018 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:43,750 He's a dangerous man. 1019 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:45,083 Go to hell! 1020 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:50,000 Enough fighting! 1021 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:52,625 Let's go get a good breath of fresh air! 1022 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:55,250 Come on! 1023 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:57,333 -Here we go! -Oh! 1024 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,125 May I? 1025 01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,333 There. 1026 01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,875 Shit! We dug too far. We're in China! 1027 01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:16,333 Let me see China. 1028 01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:22,375 Bastard! Thief! 1029 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:24,166 Oh, Madeleine! 1030 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,208 Dirty thief! 1031 01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:33,125 Louis, come out! I saw you! 1032 01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:35,291 Who is it? 1033 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:38,541 It's me, Madeleine. Come out of your hole! 1034 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:43,000 Madeleine who? I know tons of Madeleines. 1035 01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:47,625 Do something! Blow this thing up! 1036 01:13:52,791 --> 01:13:55,083 -Louis! Come here! -Oh! 1037 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:02,791 Louis! 1038 01:14:04,166 --> 01:14:06,458 Oh! Madeleine! 1039 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:09,250 This whole hullabaloo was you, wasn't it? 1040 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:13,125 No, I swear, I just got here. 1041 01:14:13,291 --> 01:14:16,416 You have no right! Give him back to me! 1042 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,250 That's right, make a fool of yourself. 1043 01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:23,833 I'm the fool? Have you seen yourself? 1044 01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:25,666 This time, you're going to prison! 1045 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:28,916 You hear me? Prison! 1046 01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,458 Listen, Madeleine, 1047 01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:34,875 I only came to talk things over. 1048 01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:38,625 I was in a great mood. 1049 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:42,208 Now that things have taken a turn, 1050 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,375 I'm going to give you a piece of my mind! You hear me? 1051 01:14:46,041 --> 01:14:47,375 Bravo! 1052 01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:50,625 Louis! Louis! 1053 01:14:51,333 --> 01:14:53,291 Sorry, but the others are waiting! 1054 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,500 What's the little guy want? 1055 01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:58,250 I don't know him. 1056 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,333 What? You don't know me? 1057 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,125 Move along! Leave us alone! 1058 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,708 That's the best I've heard yet. He doesn't know me… 1059 01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:11,125 He doesn't know me anymore! 1060 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,166 -Is that the guy who was sick? -He threw up in the elevator. 1061 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:18,375 As it so happens, ladies and gentlemen, this woman here 1062 01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:20,916 is living in sin with a torturer 1063 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:24,541 who hits my son in the face. A Nazi, you could say! 1064 01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:28,000 What? But… 1065 01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:29,291 You heard me! 1066 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,833 I know everything. Comes as a surprise, does it? 1067 01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:35,833 Mr. Martin, Bob Martin! 1068 01:15:38,791 --> 01:15:40,875 -Bob? -Bob! 1069 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,375 Louis, you're scaring me. 1070 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:46,083 You're right to be scared, because I'm going to break your Bob! 1071 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:47,916 Into little pieces! 1072 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,875 Into pieces! Into pieces! Into pieces! 1073 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:55,416 Into pieces! Into pieces! 1074 01:15:55,500 --> 01:16:00,208 Louis… Bob, who is not my Bob, 1075 01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:03,625 is a very nice man who does very advanced research. 1076 01:16:03,791 --> 01:16:05,875 He's your son's doctor. 1077 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:08,750 As for me, I live alone, and I have you to thank. 1078 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,166 Now be nice and tell me where you're hiding my Jeremie. 1079 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:16,750 I don't have Jeremie. I came to save him. 1080 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,333 What's going on, Madeleine? 1081 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:19,916 Louis! 1082 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:25,333 I know I'm being insistent, but the others don't get it. 1083 01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:28,541 I can't keep them waiting around. 1084 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:29,666 You know how Doug is. 1085 01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,250 What does he want now? 1086 01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:34,083 I can explain. Hang on. 1087 01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:38,041 "I can explain…" There's nothing to explain! 1088 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:39,708 She's so annoying! 1089 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:41,875 If he's not with you, someone took him! 1090 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:43,291 It happens every day! 1091 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,166 Calm down. I'll handle this. 1092 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,208 Don't go anywhere! 1093 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:49,791 Madeleine. 1094 01:16:56,583 --> 01:17:00,041 I'm going crazy, Louis. What'll I do without Jeremie? 1095 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,500 Don't worry. 1096 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:05,000 Jeremie's not an idiot's son. He can handle himself. 1097 01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:06,625 Louis… 1098 01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:32,750 Don't be mad. 1099 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:36,958 I just wanted to see you both. To see us… together. 1100 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:42,666 We're here, kiddo. We're together. 1101 01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:45,791 You're not happy, are you? 1102 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:47,250 Sure we are! 1103 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,291 We're happy. You did a good job. 1104 01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:51,041 None of this matters. 1105 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:54,625 -They can go to hell. -We're happy. 1106 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:58,125 This is getting boring. Let's go. 1107 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:01,208 Hang on. Maybe it's not over. 1108 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:05,041 Show's over! 1109 01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:08,041 Go home! 1110 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,958 Nothing to see here! 1111 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:14,458 Go home! 1112 01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:15,375 Go! 1113 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:18,166 Happy new year! 1114 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:19,708 Happy new year! 1115 01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,208 You might think I'm cold, 1116 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:27,000 but if you want to see the sunset over the Alps, 1117 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,458 you're going to have to get in. 1118 01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:33,125 Are you sure we need this guy? 1119 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,291 When I really commit to something, 1120 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:36,750 I do a good job! 1121 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:41,458 Douglas! Count. The building manager, you, my little kitten, 1122 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:45,166 my friend Louis, and me, makes five. Like five fingers! 1123 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,625 You want to be amputated? 1124 01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:47,666 No. 1125 01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:49,916 Well then, Flo. 1126 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:50,833 What? 1127 01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:59,625 Hello, ma'am. Nice to meet you. 1128 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:03,083 Jeremie! He does look like you. 1129 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:05,625 You too. 1130 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:08,916 We're just waiting on you, Louis. 1131 01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:10,791 OK? 1132 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:15,791 Bye, ma'am. See you around. 1133 01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:18,208 Just a little trip to Meribel. 1134 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:20,708 It's a one-day thing. A promise I made. 1135 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:23,666 You and I have a lot to discuss. 1136 01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:25,625 Give me 24 hours and I'll come back. 1137 01:19:25,791 --> 01:19:26,958 Or five years? 1138 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:28,708 Dad, can I come? 1139 01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:32,000 You promised I could when I was big. 1140 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:33,625 I've proven myself. 1141 01:22:09,416 --> 01:22:15,166 Subtitle translation by: Adam Lozier 76087

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