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Do you think they have
yesterday's daily news?
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- Monica: Why?
- I just wanna check my horoscope...
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See if it was right.
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Oh, my god. Phoebe. Don't look now,
but, behind you there's a guy...
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Who has the potential to break our
hearts and plunge us into depression.
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Where?
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Ooh, come to mama.
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Okay, he's coming.
Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
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Nice hat. Both: Thanks.
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- We should do something. Whistle.
- We're not gonna whistle.
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- Yeah, come on, do it.
- No.
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- Do it. Do it. Do it.
- Woo-hoo!
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I can't believe you did that.
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Monica: Why did I woo-hoo?
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I mean, what was I hoping?
He'd turn around and say:
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"Ooh, I love that sound.
I must have you now"?
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I just wish there was something
we could do.
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Hello. Hello, coma guy.
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Get up, you girl scout! Up, up, up!
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- Phoebe, what are you doing?
- Maybe nobody's tried this.
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I wish we at least knew his name.
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Would you look at that face?
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I mean, even sleeping he looks smart.
I bet he's a lawyer.
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Yeah, but did you see the dents
in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
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Okay. He's a lawyer who teaches
sculpting on the side.
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And he can dance.
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And he's the kind of guy who,
when you're talking, he's listening...
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You know, and not saying,
"yeah, I understand"...
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- But wondering what you look like naked.
- Oh, stop it.
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I wish all guys could be like him.
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I know.
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Are there no conscious men
in the city for you two?
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- He doesn't have anyone.
- Yeah. We feel kind of responsible.
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I can't believe you said, "woo-hoo."
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I don't even say, "woo-hoo."
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Oh, she's coming up. She's coming up.
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Folks, when we come back...
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We'll talk about her new book
euphoria unbound...
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With always-interesting Nora Tyler bing.
Put the kids to bed for this one.
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Don't watch this. Weekend at Bernie's
is on showtime and hbo and cinemex.
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- No way.
- Come on. She's your mom.
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Exactly. Weekend at Bernie 's.
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Dead guy getting hit
in the groin 20, 30 times.
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- No?
- Chandler, I gotta tell you...
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I love your mom's books.
I love her books.
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I cannot get on a plane without one.
I mean, this is so cool.
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You wouldn't think it's cool
if you were 11...
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And all your friends were passing around
page 79 of mistress bitch.
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Come on, Chandler. I love your mom.
I think she's a blast.
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- You can say that. She's not your mom.
- Ross: Oh, please. She's the...
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Rachel: Hi, sweetie.
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When did rigatoni get back from Rome?
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- Last night.
- Really?
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So then his plane didn't explode
in a big ball of fire?
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Just a dream I had.
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But, phew.
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Hey, hey, hey. She's on.
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Ah. Nora bing.
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Before we get to the book.
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What is this about you being arrested
in London? What is that about?
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- Your mom was arrested?
- Shh, I'm busy beaming with pride.
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This is kind of embarrassing...
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But occasionally after
I've been intimate with a man...
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- Why would she say that's embarrassing?
- Shh.
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I just get this craving
for kung pao chicken.
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That's too much information.
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So now you're doing this book tour thing.
How's that going?
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Oh, fine. I'm leaving
for New York tomorrow, which I hate.
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But I get to see my son, who I love.
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Group oh.
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This is the way that I find out.
Most moms use the phone.
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You know, don't take this wrong,
I just don't see you as a mom somehow.
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- I don't mean that bad.
- Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom.
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I bought my son his first condoms.
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And then he burst into flames.
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Monica: Let's see. "Congress is
debating a new deficit-reduction bill.
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The mayor wants to raise
subway fares again.
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The high today was 45."
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And, oh. And teams played sports.
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Phoebe: What about Glen?
Monica: No.
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- He could be a Glen.
- Mm-mm. Not special enough.
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Ooh, how about agamemnon?
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Way too special.
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I'm famished. What do I want?
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Please, god, don't let it be
kung pao chicken.
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Oh, you watched the show.
What did you think?
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Well, I think you need
to come out of your shell just...
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What is this dive?
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- Only you could've picked this place.
- Oh.
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Come on. Shut up. It's fun.
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Hi. Nora: Give me a hug.
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- Well, I think we're ready for some Tequila.
- I know I am.
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- Who's doing shots?
- Hit me.
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- I'm in.
- There you go. Ross?
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Uh, I'm not really a shot-drinking
kind of guy.
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Hi. Sorry. Sorry we're late.
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We, uh, kind of just, you know,
lost track of time.
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But a man can change.
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Anyone want me to appraise anything?
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Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you,
I've read everything you've ever written.
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No, I mean it.
When I read euphoria at midnight...
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All I wanted to do was become a writer.
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Oh, please, honey.
If I can do it, anybody can.
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You just start with half a dozen
European cities...
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Throw in 30 euphemisms
for male genitalia...
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And, bam, you have got yourself
a book.
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My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
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Yeah, any messages for room 226?
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- You okay, slugger?
- Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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What is with you tonight?
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Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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Nora: Okay, thank you.
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It's the Italian hand-iicker, isn't it?
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No. It's the one he's licking.
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She's supposed to be with you.
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You're good.
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Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold
100 million copies of my books...
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And you know why?
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The girl on the cover
with her nipples showing?
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No, because I know how to write men
that women fall in love with.
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Believe me, I cannot sell a paolo.
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People will not turn 325 pages
for a paolo.
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Come on.
The guy's a secondary character.
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He's just a... you know, a complication
you eventually kill off.
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When?
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He's not a hero.
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You know who our hero is?
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The guy on the cover
with his nipples showing?
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No, it's you.
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- Please.
- No, really.
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Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.
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- Right.
- Oh, come on, kiddo.
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You're gonna be fine, believe me.
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Uh, I'll just pee in the street.
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Is Chandler here?
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- Yeah.
- Wait. Come here.
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Okay, uh, about last night...
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Um, you know...
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Chandler. You didn't tell...
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Okay, I'm thinking
we don't need to tell Chandler.
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It was just a kiss. One kiss.
No big deal, right?
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- Right. No big deal.
- Okay.
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In bizarro-world.
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You broke the code.
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- What code?
- You don't kiss your friend's mom.
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Sisters are okay.
Maybe a hot-looking aunt.
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But not a mom. Never a mom.
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What are you guys doing out here?
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Uh, well, Joey and I had discussed getting
in an early morning racquetball game.
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But, um,
apparently somebody overslept.
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Yeah, well, you don't have your racquet.
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No. No, I don't,
because it's being restrung.
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Ahem. Somebody was supposed
to bring me one.
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Yeah. Well, you didn't call
and leave your grip size.
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Okay, you guys are spending
way too much time together.
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Okay, I'm scum. I'm scum.
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- Ross, how could you let this happen?
- I don't know.
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Well, it's not like she's a regular mom.
You know? She's sexy. She's...
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You don't think my mom's sexy?
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Well, not in the same way.
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I'll have you know that Gloria tribbiani...
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Was a handsome woman in her day,
all right?
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You think it's easy giving birth
to seven children?
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Huh?
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Okay, I think we're getting
into a weird area here.
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- Aah.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- What are you guys doing out here?
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Well, ha, ha, not playing racquetball.
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- He forgot to leave his grip size.
- He didn't get the goggles.
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Oh. Right.
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Well, sounds like you two have issues.
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Goodbye, baby.
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Do they wait for me to do this?
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- So are you gonna tell him?
- I'm not gonna tell him.
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- Why would I tell him?
- How about, because if you don't...
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- His mother might?
- Hmm.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Uh, he's not even wearing a jock strap.
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What did I ask?
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-Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Nothing. I just thought
I'd stop by, you know, after the, ahem...
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That I, you know.
Um, so, what are you doing here?
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I'm not really here.
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I just thought I'd drop these off
on the way. My way.
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Do you, um, come here a lot...
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Without me?
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No, no, no.
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So, um, do you think he's doing any better
than he was this morning?
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How would I know? I wasn't here.
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Really? Not even to,
um, change his pajamas?
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Oh, my god.
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You're my friend. I had to tell you.
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I can't believe it.
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Paolo kissed my mom?
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Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you noticed,
but he had a lot to drink.
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I mean, you know how he gets
when he's drunk...
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I can't do this. I did it.
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It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom.
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What?
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I was really upset about Rachel and paolo
and I think I had too much Tequila...
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And Nora... Mrs. Mom, your bing, was...
203
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She was just being nice, you know?
But nothing happened.
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Nothing. Ask Joey. Joey came in...
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- You knew about this?
- Uh...
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You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
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I spent the entire day with you.
Why didn't you tell me?
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Hey, hey. You're lucky
I caught them when I did...
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Or else who knows
what would've happened?
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Thanks, man. Big help.
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I can't believe this.
What the hell were you thinking?
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I wasn't. I don't know. I...
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Of all my friends, no one knows the crap
I go through with my mom more than you.
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- I know.
- I can't believe you did this.
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- Me neither.
- I'm mad at you for not telling me.
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- What are you mad at me...?
- Let me slam the door.
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Chandler, I didn't kiss her. He did.
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See what happens
when you break the code?
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- Joey.
- Aah! Uh.
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- Rach.
- Hey.
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"A woman undone.
By Rachel Karen green."
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Yeah, I thought I'd give it a shot.
I'm still on the first chapter.
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Now, do you think his "love stick"
can be "liberated from its denim prison"?
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Yeah, I'd say so.
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And there's no "j" in "engorged."
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- Hey, rach.
- Hey.
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- You going to the hospital tonight?
- No. You?
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No. You?
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You just asked me.
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Okay, maybe it was a trick question.
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- Um, Rachel, can we do this now?
- Okay.
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I am so hot.
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And here's a picture of my mother
and father on their wedding day.
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Now, you tell me she's not a knockout.
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I cannot believe
we're having this conversation.
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Come on, just try to picture her
not pregnant. That's all.
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Central perk is proud to present
miss Phoebe buffay.
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Phoebe: Thanks.
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Hi. Um, ahem. Okay.
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I'd like to start with a song
that's about a man I recently met...
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Who's, um, come to be
very important to me.
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Okay.
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You don't have to be awake
to be my man
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long as you have brain waves
I'll be there to hold your hand
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though we just met the other day
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there's something I have got to say
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okay, thank you very much.
I'm gonna take a short break.
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Rachel: Okay, that was Phoebe buffay,
everybody. Whoo!
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- What the hell was that?
- Phoebe just started...
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I believe I was talking to Joey.
All right, there, mother-kisser?
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"Mother-kisser."
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I'll shut up.
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Chandler, can I say something?
I know you're still mad at me.
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I just wanna say that there were
two people there that night, okay?
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- There were two sets of lips.
- Yes, well, I expect this from her.
256
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Okay? She's always been
a freudian nightmare.
257
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Okay, but if she always behaves like this,
why don't you say something?
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Because it's complicated. It's complex.
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Hey, you kissed my mom.
260
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We're rehearsing a Greek play.
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- That's funny. We done now?
- No.
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Okay, you mean you're not gonna
talk to her, tell her how you feel?
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That would be a no. Just because
you played tonsil tennis with my mom...
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Doesn't mean you know her, all right?
Trust me, you can't talk to her.
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Okay. "You can't"? Or you can't?
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Okay, that's my finger.
Okay, that's my knee.
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Still doing the play.
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All right, what did you do with him?
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- You're awake.
- Look at you.
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How do you feel?
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Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
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Gosh, you look good.
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I feel good.
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Who are you?
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- Sorry.
- I'm Phoebe buffay.
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I'm Monica geller.
I've been taking care of you.
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We both have.
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00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,838
- So the etch a sketch is from you guys?
- Actually, it's just from me.
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- Yeah, I got you the foot massager.
- Know who shaved you? That was me.
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- I read to you.
- I sang. Ha.
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Well, thanks.
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- Oh, my pleasure.
- You're welcome.
283
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So I guess I'll see you around.
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What? That's it?
285
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"See you around"?
286
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,069
- Well, what do you want me to say?
- Well, I don't know.
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Maybe, uh:
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"That was nice.
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It meant something to me.
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I'll call you."
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- All right. I'll call you.
- I don't think you mean that.
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This is so typical.
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You know, we give...
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And we give...
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And we give.
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And then we just get nothing back.
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And then one day, it's just, you know,
you wake up and "see you around."
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Let's go, Phoebe.
299
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,898
You know what?
We thought you were different.
300
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,359
But I guess it was just the coma.
301
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Nora:
The car's running downstairs.
302
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I wanted to drop off these copies
of my book for your friends.
303
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- Anything you want from Lisbon?
- No, just knowing you're there is enough.
304
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All right. Well, be good. I love you.
305
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You kissed my best Ross.
306
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Or something to that effect.
307
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Okay.
308
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,645
Look, it was stupid.
309
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- Really stupid.
- Really stupid.
310
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And I don't even know how it happened.
311
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I'm sorry, honey.
I promise it will never happen again.
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- Are we okay now?
- Yeah.
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Ah, the forbidden love
of a man and his door.
314
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Shh.
315
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He did it. He told her off. And not just
about the kiss, about everything.
316
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- You're kidding?
- No.
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He said, "when are you gonna
grow up and start being a mom?"
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- Wow.
- Wait, then she came back with:
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"The question is, when are you gonna
grow up and realize I have a bomb?"
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Okay, wait. Are you sure she didn't say:
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"When are you gonna grow up
and realize I am your mom?"
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- That makes more sense.
- You think?
323
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,787
So, what's going on now?
324
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,999
I don't know. I've been standing here
spelling it out for you.
325
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,336
I don't hear anything. Wait, wait, wait.
326
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What do you see?
327
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,299
It's hard to tell.
They're so tiny and upside down.
328
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,800
Wait, wait, wait.
329
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,387
They're walking away.
They're walking away.
330
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,974
No, they're not. They're coming
right at us. Run, run!
331
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,811
You okay, kiddo?
332
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:14,231
- Yeah, I'm okay.
- All right. You be good.
333
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,150
Drive safe.
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- Mrs. Bing.
- Mr. Geller.
335
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,203
Hey.
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00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,623
You mean that?
337
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,459
Yeah, why not?
338
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,879
- So I told her.
- Oh.
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00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,590
-How did it go? —awful. Awful.
340
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,675
Couldn't have gone worse.
341
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,262
- Well, how do you feel?
- Pretty good.
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00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,018
Well, see?
343
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:55,356
So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea,
you know, me kissing your mom, huh?
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00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,025
But we don't have to go down that road.
345
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,659
Now, this is just the first chapter...
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00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:11,956
And I want your absolute
honest opinion. Okay?
347
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:16,836
Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching
for her "heaving beasts."
348
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,963
What's a "niffle"?
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00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,132
You can usually find them
on the heaving beasts.
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00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,512
All right, all right,
so I'm not a great typist.
351
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,724
Wait, did you get to the part
about his "huge, throbbing pens"?
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00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,812
Tell you, you don't wanna be around
when he starts writing with those.
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00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,107
- All right, that's it. Give them back.
- Group: No.
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