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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,1000 Hey, hold it! Hey, come back here, you! 2 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,920 After him! All right! 3 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,720 Hey, you won't go anywhere. You're the 4 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,800 three birds. I know you're you're from 5 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,040 the bird gang. That's right. I'm number 6 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,920 one, the rook. I'm number two. 7 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,160 I'm the hawk. I'm 8 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,600 number three. 9 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,760 I'm the sparrow. Get him! 10 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,600 ohh Isn't that the old man's second 11 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,760 cousin?No, first 12 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,960 cousin. Waking up at 13 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,680 dawn to songs of birds, 14 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,800 I was wondering what was making such a 15 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,600 noise. 16 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,400 I see. It must be you three dumb birds. 17 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,040 Ohh Young beggar, if you know what's good 18 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,440 for you, get lost. Clear it off. I 19 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,920 couldn't give a damn, but you've rudely 20 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,760 woken me. So now you've made 21 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,1000 me angry. All right. We've ordered to 22 00:04:40,1000 --> 00:04:43,520 kill only one person, but we may as well 23 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,800 make it two. Right. 24 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,040 You got. 25 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,400 Ohh It's a stay. Watch me. 26 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,520 No, please, please, don't, don't 27 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,080 Oh, no, you don't. 28 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,280 You fools. Oh, yes, master. 29 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,200 Birds egg. 30 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:08,640 Birds egg. 31 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,680 Birds eggs an idiot. 32 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,240 Master. 33 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,080 These three stupid birds were told to get 34 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,720 rid of Ting Tan, but they failed 35 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,920 miserably. So from now on 36 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,800 I'm putting you in charge. See that it 37 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,800 gets done. Yes, master, you can leave 38 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,440 it to me. You 39 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,120 better not fail me. Yes, yes 40 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:56,920 Hmm 41 00:08:15,1000 --> 00:08:18,560 I don't like having to say anything to 42 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,880 you, Lot Price. So when I give you an 43 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,040 order, you duck to it at once. Now come 44 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,120 here and huddle around. Yes, Sir. 45 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,240 My bender. 46 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,320 Now together we're going to get 47 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,280 Coachington. 48 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,560 Where'd you come from?Phoenix 49 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,920 Village. What's your name? 50 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,560 Fei Fei. The Phoenix?Oh, no no 51 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,400 no noI'm not that. I'm 52 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,680 not one of them. I don't live at Phoenix 53 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,480 Village. In fact, I'm an 54 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,280 orphan. So I've got no name. 55 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,320 Anyway, I don't need one. I just like 56 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,120 wandering around. But I thought, 57 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,520 it's fun to have a name, so I gave myself 58 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,480 one. Fei Fei! And 59 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,200 that meansA person who has 60 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,1000 freedom. Someone who could go 61 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,120 anywhere. You don't know 62 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,280 Kung Fu, so isn't it dangerous being on 63 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:19,840 your own? 64 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,640 Who says I don't know it?It's so 65 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,520 difficult to learn. Besides, 66 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,920 there are many good fighters. I know 67 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,120 Kung Fu as well, but the three birds 68 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,160 still defeated me. 69 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,800 Why should they want to kill you?I come 70 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,200 from the Five Style School. My master was 71 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:41,520 Lao. 72 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,040 Three months ago, the bird gang Boslo 73 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,440 Kan Tin and the boss of the Crazy Horse 74 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,1000 gang Mao Fa Chung attacked us at night. 75 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,1000 They killed my master and warned him to 76 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,080 get every one of the pupils to. There's 77 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,200 no choice. I 78 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,600 ran for it. Where do you intend to go? 79 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,240 My master's brother's living at Willow 80 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,320 Bridge. So I'm going to see him. 81 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,760 No! Your leg's been hurt! Not 82 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,720 serious. I'm all right. Even so, 83 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,720 I think you'd better rest here. You'll 84 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,720 need your strength. If you want to 85 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,200 travel, I'll cook you up a meal. Then 86 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,400 you'll feel much better. 87 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:33,200 Huh 88 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,480 Be more careful. 89 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,640 Thank 90 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,240 you. 91 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,120 The bread. You want 92 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,920 the bread as well?That's right. 93 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:10,560 Hey, 94 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,400 come back here. 95 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,920 Ohh They 96 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,080 killed your master. That's right. 97 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,640 Uncle. It's Lokantin. He teamed 98 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,400 up with Ma Flachuna, the Crazy Horse. 99 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,120 Fighters just can't stop killing each 100 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,1000 other. I warned your master about 101 00:11:43,1000 --> 00:11:46,960 this. Never to get involved 102 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,800 in any trouble. 103 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,880 Otherwise the trouble will come afteryou. 104 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,440 Take that. Stay here if you want and 105 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,360 practice. But... If 106 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,080 you want to succeed, then get about all 107 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,040 this talk of revenge. 108 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,400 Yes. Master. 109 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,1000 Look you. Look who's here. Hey. 110 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,360 Brother. Brother. Long time no see. 111 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,720 Hello. How are you?Well, let me introduce 112 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,800 my friend. Vayt Ray. Huh 113 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,200 It's you. HuhYou know each 114 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,760 other?Maybe. 115 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,240 Don't think so. Huh 116 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,560 There he is! That's the one. 117 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,840 HuhHold it! That beggar. Where's Ko 118 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,480 Chang Chan?You want it 119 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,520 all?That's right. You come here and I'll 120 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,960 tell you. 121 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,080 Talk. He's with your mother. 122 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:01,1000 Really. 123 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,560 Let's see what other chicks you got up 124 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,280 your sleeve. 125 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,720 Snake! Tiger! 126 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,720 Craig! Keep 127 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,360 watching! 128 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,440 Leopard! Well, the five stars, I can do 129 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,240 better than that. 130 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:51,1000 Target! 131 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,360 Snake! 132 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,480 Here, tiger! 133 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,400 Okay... and this... 134 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,800 This is... the leopard! Huh 135 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,040 Now I'll show you the real lifestyle 136 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:11,1000 technique, huhHa! 137 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,880 Ha! Ha! Ha! What you 138 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,640 reckon?You've got the hang of it now, do 139 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,640 you?Ha! 140 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,120 Watch my snake face! 141 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:30,720 I hate 142 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,440 that. Let's end up playing around. I'm 143 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,320 not finished yet. I'll show you how good 144 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,320 I am. Tiger crouching. 145 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,920 Tiger springs. 146 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,480 Tiger attacks. Strike, strike, 147 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,880 strike. It will adjust itself. Save your 148 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,800 breath. Ohh 149 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,320 Come on. You're prowling! 150 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,520 I've made you into a pussycat! The crane 151 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:01,1000 fizz! 152 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,560 I'll eat your crane too! 153 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,520 Now, the leopard! 154 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,880 I'll eat that! Ohh 155 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,320 She really asked for it now. 156 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,240 like this! 157 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,200 Try again! 158 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,920 Don't trace it! Come back! 159 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,720 Brooke?Yeah?I want you to let him go, 160 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,040 but follow him and see where he goes, and 161 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,960 when you find out where he's living, come 162 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,920 back and take!right, 163 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:56,880 yeah. 164 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,720 What's that?Shu Cha Wu is at Willow 165 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,960 Bridge?Oh, yes, sir. 166 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,400 Quickly go and tell Ma Fa Chun to meet us 167 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,400 at Willow Bridge. We're going to get Shu 168 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:14,960 Cha Wu. 169 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,480 Uncle, they're the ones who murdered my 170 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:38,880 master. 171 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,840 So got it. I'll fart turn. 172 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,720 Why did you have to murder my brother?Ten 173 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,200 years ago, in Li Cheng, your brother 174 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,120 killed my brother. I was only getting 175 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,920 revenge for that. I finally caught up 176 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,880 with him. Your brother was a rapist 177 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,640 and a murderer. That's why he died. 178 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,040 He deserved to be killed. 179 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,400 That's why I killed your brother. 180 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,440 He deserved to be killed as well. 181 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,880 And I don't like leaving loose ends. 182 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,240 That's why my fortune and I have come 183 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,200 here now to kill all of you. 184 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,1000 I'd like to see you try. You aren't any 185 00:17:27,1000 --> 00:17:28,720 match for us. 186 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:53,920 ohh 187 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,040 Look up. Look down. 188 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,240 That'll teach you not to follow my style. 189 00:19:27,1000 --> 00:19:28,120 You 190 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,600 won't get away. 191 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,240 Brother, make a run for it. It's too late 192 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,200 now. I 193 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:48,840 won't go. 194 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,480 Brother, run for it. 195 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,960 Run quick. You must get revenge for me. 196 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,160 on! 197 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,400 I'm gonna have a puff on 198 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,320 my pipe 199 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:09,680 first. 200 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,800 I just light up. 201 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:27,1000 enough?Yes, I 202 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,560 have. Ohh I've been waiting five years 203 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,1000 for today, but we still seem to be 204 00:22:50,1000 --> 00:22:53,040 even. So, once or more? 205 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,1000 Come on. You 206 00:22:56,1000 --> 00:22:59,360 dumb bastardI'm not scared of you. Ohh 207 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:13,840 I'm tied. 208 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,680 Let's play Frederic. All right. 209 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:42,1000 Enough. 210 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,240 Who are you?You're so funny. 211 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,800 You look like children out of school. Say 212 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,520 who you are. Me? 213 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,480 I'm me. What do you want? 214 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,400 Passing through?More to the point, what 215 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960 are you two doing?Contest. 216 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,480 Hmm Oh. You've been fighting each 217 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,200 other every five years. But until now, 218 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,120 you're still even. That's right. We've 219 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,1000 been fighting for all of 20 years now, 220 00:24:23,1000 --> 00:24:25,360 but we still can't fight out as the 221 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,760 winner. That's right. That's always the 222 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,560 next try now. I'll wait another five 223 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,680 years. HmmAnd I'll wait too. Hmm 224 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,920 Stop staring. 225 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,240 I reckon that'll be too long. You two 226 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,160 can't wait five years. 227 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,240 And why not?] Because you'll both be dead 228 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,200 by then. You may be four and a half 229 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,160 years... ] And you only give two and a 230 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,530 half years. ] Who says so?] 231 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,640 Fate decides that. And that's your fate. 232 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,200 Nothing you can do. I'm telling you. I 233 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,400 think so. ] Absolutely. ] And what do we 234 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,360 do?Oh, nothing. ] HuhIf you 235 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,520 know our future, can you give us an idea 236 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,360 which one of us is the best fighter? 237 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:17,520 Hmm 238 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,080 I've got one, but I don't know if it'll 239 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,720 work. HuhWell, what is it? 240 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,400 Both of you can teach me your kung fu. Huh 241 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,960 What's that?You teach me your kung fu. 242 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,360 I'll go around fighting other people. And 243 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,1000 whichever kung fu style's the most 244 00:25:37,1000 --> 00:25:40,800 useful, then that person's the best. 245 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,160 HmmSeems like a good idea to me. No. 246 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,680 I've got a question to ask. Oh, what's 247 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,320 that?If you learn both of our techniques, 248 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,640 you can only use one style at a time in a 249 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,440 fight, so I reckon it's unfair. 250 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,120 Right, it's unfair. I'll have to see 251 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,160 during the fight. Which Kung Fu technique 252 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,080 is helping me fight best?Then that'll be 253 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,200 the one I use. How else can I decide 254 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,160 which styles then?That's true. Do 255 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,160 you both agree then?Uh, I'm still 256 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,400 not satisfied it's the best way there is, 257 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,720 but... I suppose it's better than 258 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,600 nothing. HmmI agree. 259 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,960 But before we decide which one is 260 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,120 best, you're not to say that you're our 261 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,1000 pupil. Also, you're not to run out on 262 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,360 us. It's hard to learn kung fu. Yeah. 263 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,240 Are you scared?Uh, 264 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,160 no. Right. You're going to have to 265 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,600 practice very hard. 266 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,920 If you're to succeed, you must practice 267 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,400 it every day or you won't progress. 268 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,840 Today I was passing Willow Bridge. 269 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,440 There was one expert fighter who got 270 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,360 himself killed there. Ohh You should 271 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,520 know him. Xu Xiao Wu. 272 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,720 Xu Xiao Wu is dead. Eight of them died. 273 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,160 Massacre. 274 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,240 Because the Kung Fu wasn't good enough. 275 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,200 Now practice. 276 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,760 Run for it! Run for it! So you 277 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,520 can come back one day and get revenge! 278 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,360 Revenge! Revenge! 279 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,360 Hmm Have you ever been taught 280 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,240 any secret style?No. Then 281 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,320 allow me to teach you some, because 282 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,280 you're gonna need them. All right, 283 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,760 are you ready, huh 284 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,240 Dragon comes out, again. 285 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,400 This is my secret technique. I pretend to 286 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,120 attack the head, but I'm aiming 287 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,1000 underneath. I told you to get ready, but 288 00:28:39,1000 --> 00:28:41,1000 actually it was a trick. I'm trying to 289 00:28:41,1000 --> 00:28:44,360 surprise you. Oh, is that your secret 290 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,800 style?That's an old trick! Oh! It may be 291 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,680 old, but it still works! So it's a secret 292 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,480 style! Aw... Hmm.. 293 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,240 Hey! I just learned a secret technique! 294 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,400 Do you want to test me? 295 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,840 Did he teach you how to use it, eh 296 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,480 That's right! Ah, I see whether you can 297 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,200 or not! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 298 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,520 Ha! Ha! Ha! 299 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,440 You pretend to attack my head, but 300 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,200 actually you aim underneath. 301 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,080 Is that all his secret technique is?I 302 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,720 can do much better than that. Hey, you 303 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,1000 won't be able to trick me. If you know 304 00:29:29,1000 --> 00:29:31,1000 it, why'd you let me use it?You were 305 00:29:31,1000 --> 00:29:34,640 teasing me. No, I'm not. I'm 306 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,440 training you. You must have more 307 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,280 experience. Heh, I'll teach you 308 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280 another secret, sir. Your own secret 309 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,120 style. Uh, certainly. Now, tap me with 310 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,200 your hands. Anyway. 311 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,240 But if I should trap your hands, try your 312 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,280 best to get away. 313 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:54,880 Ohh 314 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,200 Come on. 315 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:03,680 Come on 316 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,1000 What kind of goop is that?Uh, sticky 317 00:30:09,1000 --> 00:30:11,600 hands. My secret style. 318 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,040 Oh. Do you want to learn?Yes. 319 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,600 Now your Kung Fu has progressed 320 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,080 sufficiently. We need a fighter to test 321 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,720 you out on. A fighter?You leave that to 322 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,040 me. 323 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,600 But on one condition. HuhWhat's that? 324 00:31:13,1000 --> 00:31:16,200 I want to challenge a top-class fighter. 325 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,880 Also, he must be a mean piece of work. 326 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,520 Otherwise, how can I know which one of 327 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,440 your techniques is best?I agree. And 328 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,120 I agree, too. Since you both agreed, 329 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,640 we'll start in the morning. 330 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280 Well, we've been everywhere. No solid 331 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,320 top-class fighters. 332 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,800 Hey, where are we going to find them?No, 333 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,320 Ross. Easy. I'll find them very soon. 334 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,360 Well, did you get a load of that?Hey, 335 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,200 come on, you guys. Don't find him. No. 336 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,880 Nowhere. You're going to go finding 337 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,320 yourself. Find him. 338 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,440 Find him. I'm 339 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,680 telling you. What?Hey. Hey, you. I 340 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,120 thought you were dead. You three will be 341 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,920 dead very soon. 342 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,720 HuhWho are you trying to kid?Don't play 343 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,640 rough. I'll soon show you. Huh 344 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,720 HuhHuhWe'll soon find out about that. 345 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,040 Who's 346 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,200 that?You are. 347 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,480 So why don't they take me just fine? 348 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,760 Picking melodis. That's by too. 349 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,680 Hey, you can't keep using 350 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,640 that style the whole time. You want me to 351 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,600 lose?Crazy. Easy 352 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,400 now. What? 353 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,760 Hey, Dragon White style, that's mine. One 354 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,960 for you, free for me. Hey, 355 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,840 Dog style that's mine. 356 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:20,480 Ohh 357 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,480 That one's mine. It's yours?Oh, God damn 358 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,160 it. No. Hurry up, will you?Three to two. 359 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,400 Hey, 360 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,960 dragon, come out. That's mine. We're 361 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,880 even. Even. What 362 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,560 should I use next?Use mine. Mine. Mine. 363 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,400 Use mine. Use mine. 364 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,160 What?What do you think?We were leaving. 365 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,280 Neither wins. Never mind. There has to 366 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,240 be some other top class fighters around. 367 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,800 Don't worry, we'll soon find out which 368 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,240 one's best. Are you sure? 369 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,840 What are you doing, you lot?Look, now, 370 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,880 Shrek, what's up in hurry, ehMr. 371 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,560 Bird, you got a hat. I like to wear a 372 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,920 hat. What's wrong with it? 373 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,1000 We met that young beggar again, you 374 00:34:39,1000 --> 00:34:40,440 remember? 375 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,280 You've been fighting with him, have you? 376 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,800 Yes. At last?Yes. 377 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,640 You three birds are so dumb and 378 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:00,960 big. Now watch me. 379 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,200 Mr. Bird, shall we tell the boss?None 380 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,360 eat. The boss shouldn't be bothered by 381 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,280 such small fry as this guy. All I got 382 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,120 to do is whack my finger at him and he's 383 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,440 finished. But he's changed a lot 384 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,320 recently. He's gone for his good. Really. 385 00:35:18,1000 --> 00:35:19,880 Better than mine. 386 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,960 We're in business. Huh 387 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:37,600 That's it. Oh, you're 388 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,520 too heavy. Oh, fine. You're 389 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:43,600 all 390 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,920 right. Get in there. God, God. Stand up 391 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,120 now. Coming. 392 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,120 You. That's right. Do you want to move 393 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,080 first or should I?But you're 394 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,520 so small. I don't want the people to say 395 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,880 that I'm a bully. You can move fast. 396 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,240 All right. 397 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,800 RightAll right. Yeah. 398 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:24,680 Come 399 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,240 on. 400 00:36:43,1000 --> 00:36:44,880 Hey, you little chicken. 401 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,360 Where'd he 402 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,040 go? 403 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,1000 Ohh Why didn't you come and help 404 00:36:55,1000 --> 00:36:58,800 me?You ordered us not to 405 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,720 move. You useless idiot. You 406 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,760 still want to take me on?Hey, you don't 407 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,640 think I'd say no, do you?I'm not 408 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,360 going to show you how good my fire pistol 409 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,760 is. Stronger comes 410 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:17,680 out. 411 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,120 Oh, watch it, Willie, you hurt me. 412 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,560 I won't fight you anymore if you don't 413 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,200 play fair. 414 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,240 Oh, we're doing the same. Ohh Just like 415 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,280 snacks. Look again. 416 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,040 They're not the same. Oh, you're hurting 417 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,480 me. 418 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,760 Oh, this is the sick cat style. Come on, 419 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,600 get up. I'm going to use my flying crepe 420 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,240 technique. 421 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,800 I got 422 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,960 you. Here comes my flying crane. 423 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,760 What are you trying to do 424 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,320 to me?Where's the flying crane?Huh 425 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,800 Fallen out of its nest? 426 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,960 ohh What kind of style is that? 427 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,240 A slippery state, coming out. HuhHuh 428 00:38:35,1000 --> 00:38:37,440 HuhHuhHuh 429 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,320 HuhHuhHuh 430 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,1000 Whoa! Easy does it, partner. Hi. 431 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,840 HuhHow's that?My snake twist is much 432 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,680 better. Where's 433 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,040 yours?It's sleeping. HuhWake it up. 434 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:03,760 Over here. 435 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,120 Dragon tiger. Snake crane. What's the 436 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,320 fence?Panther. 437 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,560 What kind of panther's that?The pink 438 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:22,960 panther. 439 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,520 That's the pink panther. The panther 440 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,760 can't. Ohh 441 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,560 Oh, a 442 00:39:47,1000 --> 00:39:49,920 lazy panther. 443 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,920 You. Oh, I'll get you. 444 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,960 Oh, I'll get you. Are 445 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,320 you blind? 446 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,440 Oh, so you're afraid of that, are you?But 447 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,960 in that case, I'll have you some more. 448 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,1000 I'm going to let you have it. I got 449 00:40:40,1000 --> 00:40:42,680 another technique here. Now you watch 450 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,040 this. 451 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,120 Is he fighting or is he 452 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:51,840 dancing?What 453 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,400 kind is that?A seagull. 454 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,360 No, it's a crow. 455 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,440 Hey, Shelly Mary Kung Fu technique. 456 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,920 That's right. Hmm 457 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,760 Big ass track's mine. 458 00:41:23,1000 --> 00:41:25,280 I'm the cigar. 459 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,920 Goose up a tree. That's mine. 460 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:44,840 A 461 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,760 singing bird. That's mine. 462 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,800 He's using mine. 463 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,440 My way, my way. My wig is 464 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,480 broken. Ohh 465 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,520 It's your turn, I'll get it right. 466 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:47,1000 Drag yourself. 467 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,600 That's one for me. 468 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,400 I give up. Come here. Stand 469 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,720 here. 470 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,280 ohh That's 471 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,200 my style, four to three. 472 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,400 I feel like I'm a bird, but I 473 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,520 can't seem to fly 474 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,200 anymore. Hey, it's a 475 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,200 tricky style. Hmm 476 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,120 Not bad. Not bad. Hey, what's the score 477 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,480 now?Still the same. I've 478 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,800 got four. Hey, if this keeps up, 479 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,400 we're never going to know which one of us 480 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,200 is best. Hey, I know of a man 481 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,080 who's a kung fu expert, and he's a mean 482 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,880 bastardIf I find him, we'll know his 483 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,400 style is the best. Well, let's go. Hey, 484 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,120 let's go. He doesn't live anywhere. 485 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,760 I've got to find out where he is first. 486 00:44:11,1000 --> 00:44:13,720 Go back and wait for my news. Hey, 487 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,360 bastardAre you going to run out on it? 488 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,280 Yeah. Hey, I gave you my word. I'll 489 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,760 see you right, no matter what. I won't 490 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,880 let you two down. HmmHuhHuh 491 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,400 Oh, good. 492 00:44:50,1000 --> 00:44:51,840 No, Captain. 493 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,080 How dare you come here?You've got a nerve 494 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,640 buzzing your way in here like this. 495 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,560 I'm a good fighter. You don't scare me 496 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,440 one bit. Better say your 497 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,240 prayers. HmmThere's no 498 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,080 hurry. I want to ask you where I can find 499 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,680 a man. Who? 500 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,120 Moppatoon. 501 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,600 No problem. If you can defeat 502 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,120 me first, then I'll tell you. 503 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,680 Your kung fu's improved! 504 00:46:03,1000 --> 00:46:04,320 ah 505 00:47:07,1000 --> 00:47:08,080 huh 506 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,160 Talk. Where can I find him?If I tell you, 507 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,320 you're not to kill him. That's my 508 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,200 own affair. But if you can find his 509 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,320 poople, Shu Chang Lu, then you can find 510 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,360 him. And where can I find Shu Chang Lu? 511 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,480 Usually it's night. Shu Chang Lu, go to 512 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,960 the brothel. I'm pretty sure you can find 513 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,040 him there. 514 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:41,1000 Huh 515 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,360 Customers are here. Out you come, ladies. 516 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,600 Oh, mister, is this your first time yet? 517 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,240 Yes. I'm sure you'll like 518 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,440 it. I look forward to seeing you again. 519 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,560 Mister, would you like a girl now, 520 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,360 or do you want to see the show?Uh, uh, 521 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,920 do you have a show on here?That's right. 522 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,1000 Five people take part in it, oh well 523 00:48:13,1000 --> 00:48:16,880 trained. They're superb, absolutely 524 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,920 fantastic. I want a girl. They 525 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,400 can watch the show. We can meet up later. 526 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,400 It's a house rule. Money first, cash up 527 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,360 front. Pay her. 528 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,880 Is that enough?Oh, that's enough. Thanks 529 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,200 a lot. Sugarplum, 530 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,320 Mr. Sugar Plum is the best 531 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,640 girl that we have in this house. She'll 532 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,640 look after you. I'm sure you'll be very 533 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,200 pleased. 534 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,240 I'm going to look around now. Come on. 535 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,720 Listen, don't forget the job now. Umm 536 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,120 He's having fun with our money. 537 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:09,640 Hey. Nope. 538 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,040 Is this the show you mean?Certainly. 539 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,240 That's what I told you. What kind of show 540 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,240 did you think it was?HuhThis 541 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,320 isn't any good. We paid for it, 542 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,200 so why not watch it?Come on. 543 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:39,600 No, no, 544 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:43,760 no, 545 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,400 noI want to take my clothes off. 546 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,160 Mister, you can't do it with them, mom. 547 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,400 But I don't want to take them off now. 548 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:56,960 ohh Oh, 549 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,760 no, sorry. Oh, come on. Sorry. 550 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,880 Shi Chang Lu, do you still remember me? 551 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,280 Aren't you one of those from the fast 552 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,280 house gym, huhYes, you're 553 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,800 right there. Well, isn't this a small 554 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,120 world?What a strange 555 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,080 coincidence. Right. Today 556 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,840 you're going to breathe your last. 557 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,280 Let's get in there. 558 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,1000 Bastard what kind of style's that? 559 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,840 That's your job. You count 560 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,440 them up. Ah Monkey up a tree, that's my 561 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:11,600 name. 562 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,360 Hey, dragon comes out, that's mine. 563 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,080 Hey, 564 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,560 the dragon's tail, that's mine too. 565 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,800 Crazy, that sounds useless. Lose a point. 566 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,600 Hey, yes, yes, monkey stealing. 567 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,800 Beggar, yours sounds useless too. Crazy. 568 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,760 Minus two points. 569 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,160 It's time to use one of my styles. 570 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:27,920 Ohh 571 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,480 You can go back now and tell your master 572 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,520 tomorrow noon. I'll wait for him outside 573 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,520 town and you can pay for all 574 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,640 of the damages. Get him. 575 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,080 Hey, what stone did you use on him?The 576 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,400 jump kick. EhWhich one do you think's the 577 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,800 best?Oh, mine, of course. And you? 578 00:54:03,1000 --> 00:54:06,1000 I lost that time. Oh, never mind. 579 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,600 I'm meeting a top fighter. Tomorrow you 580 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,680 get your chance. Really. 581 00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:20,210 So the young beggar has teamed up with 582 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:22,610 two old men. Yes, he seems to have 583 00:54:22,610 --> 00:54:24,930 improved in a short time. They must have 584 00:54:24,930 --> 00:54:26,930 taught him if his Kung Fu's that good. 585 00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:29,170 But I don't believe he can improve that 586 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:32,130 much. If he wants to meet me tomorrow, 587 00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:33,410 I'm prepared. 588 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,800 I hear your kung fu's improved. Of 589 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,680 course, because I've come to kill you. 590 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,680 Hey kid, this guy looks like he really 591 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,520 means business. He's an evil man. He's 592 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,720 no right to live. Hey, do 593 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,960 you have anything to say? 594 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,280 Start praying. 595 00:55:19,1000 --> 00:55:21,040 Hey, that's my style. 596 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,520 Very bad, mine is one. 597 00:55:31,1000 --> 00:55:32,800 That's my style. 598 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,520 ohh Minus one 599 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,480 review! What lay you now?Dragon jumping! 600 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,920 Crazy! This is very good! Monkey'speeling! 601 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,840 This one's no good either! Watch this! 602 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:18,800 Come on! 603 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,240 It's Crazy Horse. That's right. You know 604 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:37,920 about that. 605 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,440 Oh, that's no good. Crazy. I think 606 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,560 we're going to have to fight ourselves. 607 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,760 Right. It's not going to be easy. Come on 608 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,200 now. 609 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,400 oh You're right. We'll charge together. 610 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,400 Crazy. Why do you use my head?Your head's 611 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,280 harder than my foot. 612 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,440 Crazy. Looks like we're in trouble. Let's 613 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,800 run for it. Yeah, right. 614 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:08,960 oh 615 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,1000 Come on, let's run for it. Oh, 616 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,440 yeah. HmmMy fortune's crazy horse fist. 617 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,1000 He's so powerful. He's like a mad horse. 618 00:58:41,1000 --> 00:58:44,720 He moves so fast. And he's got 619 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,760 no weak points. 620 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:52,760 Ah 621 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,880 Crazy! Do that again! 622 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:21,640 Huh 623 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,120 Hey. HuhAttack me, 624 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:43,160 huh 625 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,160 Oh, 626 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:54,720 you. 627 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:57,680 ohh 628 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,040 Wow! Ohh Hey, crazy! Are 629 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,800 you all right?You all been about 630 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,320 like a woman! Of course I'm all right! 631 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,560 You remember at the brothel, those 632 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,880 drunken men chasing after all the girls. 633 01:00:19,1000 --> 01:00:22,480 Oh, what is their movement?That's right. 634 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,320 They're moving very quickly. Uh, it's a 635 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,800 kung fu style. I reckon it could even 636 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,600 defeat the Crazy Horse style. Oh. 637 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,240 Hey, what kind of kung fu style you 638 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,240 talking about?Easy, man. 639 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,160 Just wait till we've perfected it. Then 640 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,840 we'll teach you. Beggar, 641 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,680 we're gonna have to invent some new 642 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,640 techniques. Understand? 643 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,720 Remember?Understand? 644 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,200 You bastard 645 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,160 A dancing girl. 646 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,200 I got enough flushing out of cows. 647 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,120 The Crazy Horse Fist is strong, 648 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,560 and his kick is fast and accurate. 649 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,520 Avoid it. If you want to fight with him, 650 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,600 you'll have to first see if you can deal 651 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,360 with us. HmmHmm 652 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,480 Turn around. 653 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:29,840 Hmm 654 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,480 This is the way. Use this strike and aim 655 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,800 for his joint. You learn that and then 656 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,240 you'll be good enough to fight my 657 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,120 fortune. Umm 658 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,040 umm 659 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,560 Crazy Horse is hard to learn. 660 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,600 It involves 49 movements. 661 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,880 It's impossible to learn quickly. 662 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,880 But now you have mastered the basics, 663 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,520 you'll be able to beat him easily. 664 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,080 Master, why don't we go and find him now? 665 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,160 Where do you think we should start 666 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,120 looking?In 667 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,080 the streets first, the restaurants?You 668 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,080 can't hide away forever. No. 669 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,800 I defeated them, so the three of them 670 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,800 wouldn't be full enough to show there. 671 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,360 I reckon we should look somewhere 672 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,1000 isolated. HmmHmm 673 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,520 Four-star flirting technique. 674 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,160 Huh 675 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,320 Hey, the vista, shooting an arrow. 676 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,200 HmmOh. 677 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,040 The dancing style. This is the six 678 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,240 style. Have you got it now? 679 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,200 OhIs this your so-called new technique, 680 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,160 the dancing style?Mm-hmm, 681 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:38,240 that's right. Oh, I thought you were only 682 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,920 interested in kung fu. It seems you 683 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,920 prefer the ladies and the dancing girls. 684 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,760 Hey, we're not interested in the dancing 685 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,920 girls at all. But when we visited the 686 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,240 brothel, we paid to watch the show. 687 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:54,040 If we paid, might as well watch. Oh, 688 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,240 it's so funny, the dancing style, I 689 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,720 reckon it's useless. Hey, say that what I 690 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:01,520 learn. This dancing style, you think it 691 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,520 can defeat my butt church?That's not the 692 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,040 point of issue at the moment. You just 693 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,720 got to learn it. As much longer, 694 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,680 we're gonna end up as dancing girls. 695 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,960 Mm-hmmOh, this kind of style looks so 696 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,280 ridiculous. It doesn't have any rules. 697 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,320 All right, I'll practice alone. Hmm 698 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,560 What's this?Are you dancing? 699 01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,280 That's right. You've come at the right 700 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,880 time, 'cause I need a partner to his 701 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,440 ends. Who will go first?Huh, 702 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,800 instead of Kung Fu, you want to confuse 703 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,680 me with your words. Master, 704 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,040 let me handle him. 705 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,360 This time we're gonna propay to you 706 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,360 permanently. 707 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:44,960 ah 708 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:49,120 Take off your shirt. 709 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,360 Crazy Horse! 710 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:45,520 Ah 711 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,200 Hit the Phoenix Island! 712 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:51,520 Oh, 713 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:25,240 huh 714 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,960 Hey, why don't you use the dancing style? 715 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,040 Without any music?How can I dance?That's 716 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,040 easy. We can fix that quick. Right. 717 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,440 Quick. Hey, 718 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,1000 heyHey, what?What's the matter with 719 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,200 you?Come on. 720 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,520 No, not that. Tell me that one. 721 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,680 One, two. 722 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,040 Huh 723 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,840 Very good. Quick, come 724 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,640 on again. 725 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:57,360 That's great. Yeah. 726 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:29,240 Finish. 727 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:24,400 Now! 728 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:43,440 Oh 729 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:51,600 ohh 730 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,840 Hey, get out of his feet. Go on. 731 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:17,280 His feet. 732 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,240 Watch out now. His feet are almost 733 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,640 useless. Tell you, sir dancing style. 734 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,600 Listen, keep in time. Huh 735 01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,600 I think you better go to Denmark. You act 736 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:55,840 just like a woman now. 737 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,520 Don't act like a crazy horse. 738 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,640 Right, leave him. Grab him. Leave him. 739 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,760 Hey, the dancing kiss, that's mine, huh 740 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,400 Washing her clothes back, vine. Huh 741 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,080 Dancing girl. 742 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,480 Don't you get fed. That's my style. 743 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,560 That's mine. I got two. I got two. 744 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,560 Dancing girl rips their silt. I got 745 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:19,120 three now. I'm winning. I've 746 01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:22,800 got three. 747 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,880 Wash your hands. Wash hands. Wash 748 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,800 feet. The dancing girl washing, that's 749 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,280 mine. 750 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:49,960 Dancing, holding. 751 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,040 Dancing, holding that spine, too. 752 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,680 Dancing girl is a princess. So you used a 753 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:23,840 dancing style. It's not as good as a 754 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:24,520 crazy horse. 755 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,800 That's called the cranny horse kick. 756 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,200 Washing the clothes. Wash 757 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,600 hands. Huh Wash feet. 758 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,560 Washing the feet. 759 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,320 Having a bath. That's mine. That's mine. 760 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:33,520 It's mine! No, it's mine! 761 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,480 Hmm Stupid old man! 762 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,960 You're an idiot! Stupid! 763 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,360 I hate you! You useless 764 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:48,800 old man! That's my style. And that 765 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:49,600 is my style. 766 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,520 After the dancing style, you should be 767 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,160 feeling tired. Hmm All right. 768 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,520 I'll now add in a few of my own styles, 769 01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,360 especially for you. Six dancing 770 01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:05,680 girls at once. Here we 771 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:11,120 go. It's yours. No, it's yours. 772 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,280 Bye, you Robin. Ohh 773 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:17,880 Hey, all right. Yeah. 774 01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,840 Where's that was that?That was my own 775 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,160 style. Ohh I 776 01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:30,720 reckon you didn't like him at 777 01:25:30,1000 --> 01:25:33,1000 all. He destroyed our clan. He's 778 01:25:33,1000 --> 01:25:36,720 so cruel. He killed all my friends. 779 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,760 I had to kill him. HmmSo you wanted 780 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,520 us to teach you to get revenge. That's 781 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:43,760 why you came along. But can you now tell 782 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:46,200 us which one is the best?Uh, 783 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:51,600 both. Oh, she's taking us in. We've been 784 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:53,320 all top fighters, and you can still say 785 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:56,080 we're toothpaste. Hey, 786 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,960 Crazy?HuhI got an idea. 787 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:02,160 What is it?Since we don't know which one 788 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,040 is the best, 789 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,600 why not use him as our target?Huh 790 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:11,400 Whoever can hit him the most times, he's 791 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,280 the winner. Right there! Yeah! 792 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:15,720 Oh, 793 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:20,520 wow! What's that? 50162

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