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哎哎
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哎
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哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎慢
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点哎吸一口烟过过瘾再来啊
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你好。
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我喝酒
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抽过瘾了吗？过瘾了。
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等了五年就等今天竟
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然还分不出高低，怎么不服气
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啊？嗯，再来啊，
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老不死的来就来。
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啊
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啊啊
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啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，也喝一口不好吧
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好
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啊。
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你笑什么我笑你们
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好像小孩子一样在耍把戏你是谁
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我。我是我
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干什么的过路的？嗯，我倒
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想问问你们两个在干什么比武
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嗯哦你们是不是
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每五年约斗一次到现
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在还分不出胜负？不错，
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我们前后已经比了二十年一直还分
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不出高低。是啊，这次又分
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不出胜负，我愿意再等五年
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怕你不成嗯嗯。
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嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯，
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你看什么嗯哎
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啊，我看你们这个长相
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等不到五年喽，
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为什么？因为你们的大限已到
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你啊，最多再活四年半
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啊，你呢，大概还有两年半好活，
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谁说的人比
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天地命属阴阳，我
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会看相。我说的真的吗？一
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点不假，那怎么办？难办，
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既然你会看相有没有别的办法，让我们
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马上分个高低
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办法倒有不知道行不行，得通
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什么办法把你们两个功夫教
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给我，嗯，什么，你们教我
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功夫。然后由我跟别人动
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手，我用谁的功夫打中对
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手最多就算谁的功夫高。
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嗯，这办法好像不错哦。
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嗯，我还有一个问题哦，什
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么问题你学我们两种功夫，
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万一你用一种功夫跟别人交手，
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那我们怎么能心服？不对，这不公
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平。高手过招，性命攸关。
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只要哪种功夫能够克敌制胜，我当
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然用哪种功夫，我怎么会只用一种功夫
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呢？嗯，有理，你们同
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不同意呀。嗯，这办法
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虽然不是最好的办法，
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但是好像又是唯一的办法，
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我同意。不过，在我
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们胜负未分之前，我不承认你
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是我徒弟，嗯，而且你也不能
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半途反悔哦。
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别跑，
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站住，站住。
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哼，我看你还往哪儿跑？糊
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涂三鸟，你们是百鸟门的人，不
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错，我是老大鹏鸟，
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嗯，我是老二，叫
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雕鸟，我是
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老三小
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鸟。
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啊啊，那不是大嫖客的表哥
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吗？哦，是表
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弟哦。春眠不觉
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晓，处处闻啼鸟。
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我正奇怪，这儿怎么会这么吵呢？
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啊，原来这儿有三只大
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笨鸟，小叫花子，这里
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没你事儿。滚开，滚开。本来
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是没我事儿，可是你们把我吵醒
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了，现在就是我的事儿。
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那好，刚才我们只想对付一
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个，现在正好解决一双
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对一双说的比唱的还好听。
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好厉害啊，看我
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的。
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啊啊啊啊，
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他拿棍子啊
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啊
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啊啊
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啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊。
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不要，不要，
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不要。
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哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。
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哎呀呀，哎呀呀，你这是滚蛋
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满嘴
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这三个大笨鸟，叫他们杀一个古
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正元，竟然也会失手。
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从现在开始，这件事情交给你，
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由你负责动手，保
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证不会去了。
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根本就不应该失手。
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我扭蛋作弊向来不拖泥
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带水。以后我一个口令，你们就
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一个动作，我来团团
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为律是
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现在我就跟你们去找吴正元，
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你打哪儿来？凤家
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庄怎么称呼菲
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菲凤菲菲啊，不不
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不，我没有，
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我不姓凤，也不住在凤家庄。
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本来我是个孤儿，
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没名没姓的，因为我喜
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欢无拘无束的浪荡江湖。
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所以啊，我就给我自己取了个名字
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叫菲菲，哼。这
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飞飞嘛，也就是自由
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自在四处飞翔的
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意思。你不会功
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夫怎么四处飞翔浪浪江湖，
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谁说我不会啊，武学浩如
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瀚海，而且
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天外有天，人外有人，
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我也学过功夫，不过就不是糊涂三角
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的对手，那他们为什
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么要杀你？我是五行门大
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师林云海的大弟子。
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三个月前，百鸟门门主
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罗冠天伙同街马门高手
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马发春夜袭五行门，
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二人杀了下士，并狂
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言要杀尽天下五行门弟子。
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我除了逃，别无
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选择，你想逃到哪儿去啊？
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我有位师伯隐居在柳桥溪。我准
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备去投靠他对呀，你的腿受
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伤了啊，一点小伤没关系。
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哎，这样吧，你在这儿休息一会儿，
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我去弄点吃的，填饱了肚子，
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养足了精神，我再陪你去柳桥
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西啊。
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小心点吧，谢
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谢啊，拿
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来
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馒头啊，馒头
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也要啊，对。
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啊
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啊啊，不要跑。哎哎哎哎，
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你走了抓不上眼睛啊，你怎么回事？你不要跑。哎
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哎哎，对
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不起，明明还死了。是的，
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师伯是罗冠天。和滇
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马门的马发春下的毒手。哎，
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江湖恩怨，是是非
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非。我一再告诉你，师父
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要他明哲保身，
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设身事外，没想
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到他还是劫数难逃。
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郑源，你就留在这里继续
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练功，但是功夫
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未练成之前。我不准你提起
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报仇之事
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是师傅
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龙女，你看谁来的
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师兄师弟，好久不见你
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好你好，来给你介绍位朋友
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菲菲啊，是
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你啊，你们认识啊，
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面熟。不认识，
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嗯，
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就是他就是他站
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住。讲电话五十年
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在什么地方啊？你想知道
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我放啊，你过来，我告诉你，
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嗯，
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说啊，
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嗯啊。哎
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哎呦，
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站住，
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不
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要过来嗯，
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你还有什么花招尽管你出来吧哼，有
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有。
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你看着还有呢
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五行拳我比你打得好，
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这叫虎。哎
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呦呵，
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我先让你尝尝我的五行拳。哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎看我浓。哎，
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这个浓情虎跳你懂不懂
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哼，看我的蛇形来。
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嘿嘿，我去你啊嘿
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嘿嘿嘿，你不又在呼我吗？
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老虎不发威，你当我是病猫啊。
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猛虎出洞虎虎虎生
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风，嘿嘿嘿嘿，黑虎偷
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袭，哎呀，又在偷呢，省点力啊。哎
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呀，来胖虎扑羊啊
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啊啊。我把你打成病猫哎
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呦，
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大哥，我听你话，
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哼，看我的炮好
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哎，
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我推炮
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打得你不成能你
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来来。
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我大鱼
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我让
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我吃鱼
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回来你不用明追下去，你
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要暗中跟下去，是等到遇到他落脚
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地方再来通知我是，嗯。
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哎呀，什么
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许家武躲在柳桥西。不错，朋
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友在你去通知马发
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春，我们马上到柳桥西去找
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许家，哈哈哈哈
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哈哈哈哈哈哈。
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啊，师伯，他就是杀死我师父的仇
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家
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罗冠天马发春，
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你们为什么要杀我师弟？十年前，
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黎明海在漓江。杀了我师
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兄，君子报仇十年不
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晚，我当然要杀了他。哼，
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你师兄在漓江罗杀父女，
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我师弟杀他，那是他咎
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由自取，
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所以我杀林宁海
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也是林宁海咎由自取，
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而且我喜欢斩草除根，
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今天我特地与马发春
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到此。出你的根，哼哼，
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我倒要看看你们怎么样出我的根。
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啊啊啊
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啊啊啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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啊啊
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啊啊。
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来
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哎，看看看看哎哎，
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百鸟一比哎，991
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轮哎
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哎，阎王爷又多那个听听喽。哎，
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听听。
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兄弟，快从我们走走不了嘛，
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我不走，
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快走啊。
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快走，有机会再回来报仇，快走吧。
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练功苦不苦苦
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怕不怕。嗯，
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不怕对吃得苦
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中苦，方为人上人。
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想要功夫深练功一定不要
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怕吃苦，否则不如不练。
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今儿个我路过柳桥溪，
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才知道江湖上又少了一个高
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手，谁五行圣手
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许家武
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一家八口满门招杀，
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这就是功夫不行的代价，好好的
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练。
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快走快走，
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有机会让回来替我们报仇报仇
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报仇。
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胡花子有没有教你什么绝招啊？
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没有，那我先教你一套绝招，
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有机会可以应付他，
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我出拳，你准备了啊。
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哼，好好出海。哎呀，再来，
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这就是我的绝招，我攻上，其实
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攻下我攻左其实攻右，哈哈，我
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用猛龙出海，其实用海底角
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龙这叫声东击西，这什
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么绝招根本就是骗招，哈哈哈哈，真
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真假假假假真真，骗招就
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是绝招，嗯。
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哎，我刚学了一套绝招，要不要试一
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试？是不是
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吕疯子教给你的？不
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错好，那我就来试试你的绝
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招。
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猛龙出海，
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嘴巴说的是猛龙出海，脚底下
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却是海底蛟龙。吕疯子这
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套声东击西呀。哎呦，我
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连做梦都梦得出来呀，你还想来试
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试我啊，你既然知道为什么让我出手，
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你存心整，我不是整你是
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训练，你不经一事不
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长一智啊，来，我教你一
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套绝招，你也有绝招啊。你当然
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啦，你现在出手攻，我
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不为不屑，如果被我扣住
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的话。尽量想办法避开
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来呀，再来呀，
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你这什么功啊？粘手是不是绝
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招啊，是要不要学
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要。
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现在你的功夫已经练成了，
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我们到哪儿去找高手呢？找高
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手由我来负责。
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不过我有一个原则啊，什
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么原则？我要找的是真正的高手，
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而且。还要是十恶不赦的
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坏人哼，不然怎
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么能显出你们功夫的威力呢？我赞
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成。嗯，我也赞成，既然你
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们都赞成，明儿一早上路。
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哎，这东逛西逛的到底在哪儿啊？高
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手啊。哎，
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这高手在哪儿啊？坏了，别急，
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就快出现了我这一想你
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们看到了没有啊，哪有看见的，那
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斜着也是斜着，状况不是很好吗？走走
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走，我等不及了，你们不是说一定可以找得到的吗？
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找到的哎，在
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这呢你还没死啊，要死的
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是你们三个啊。
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嗯哎，这嘴倒挺硬的，不但嘴硬
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拳头更硬呢啊，嗯。
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那要看看谁的拳头硬
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谁的硬你
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的硬我的。
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高连到达又是我的
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灵猴斋堂又是我的，
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你不能老是打他的招啊，你存心让我输
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啊。疯子，别紧张来了啊
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啊啊
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啊啊，黑白不分我的，
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你一张我三张。哎呀哎呀
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哎呀我的鼻子哈哈哈野狗吃屎
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我的啊，
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这
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张是我的你的真要命
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急死我了三
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比二。
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哎呀，猛龙出海我的
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平了平了
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下，招用谁的我的，我的，
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我的，我的，用我的，哎
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呀哎呀
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哎呀，哎呀哎呀，
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走，快走啊，我下来再见。
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哎，怎么样？嗯，同样三招
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不分胜负啊，不要紧，一定会有武
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功高强的人来找我，到时候你们一定可以
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分得出胜负是吗？干什
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么？
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干什么
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干什么？忙手忙脚的赶着去投胎
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呀啊，
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我喜欢戴绿帽子怎么样？不行啊，
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我们刚才碰到那个小叫花子，我知道
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你们跟他交过手呢，是
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败呢。嗯。
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你们这三个大笨蛋
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看我呢。哎哎，
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牛大爷要不要禀告门主，那不必呢，一
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个是有句话你用不到，禀告门主
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就凭我扭蛋换个扭屁，他就滚
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蛋了啊。不过他现在不
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比以前呐，功夫很厉害的哦，很厉害。
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是啊，比我还厉害吗？
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哼。哎
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哎，生意上门了嗯嗯嗯嗯哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎。
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嘿嘿，
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丁敏，不错，是你先出
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手呢，还是我，嗯，你一
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个人矮，为了避免人家说我
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一大气球先让你担当，对不
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对？对对
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对，对，站好不许蹲，嗯。
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嗯哎呀
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哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎躲起来了哎哎
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哎哎呀。哎呦哎
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呦哎，你们怎么不来扶我啊，
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你叫我们不许动啊。哎呦
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哎，你踢一踢我呢，你还让不让我三
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招男子汉大丈夫不让哎，
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我要让你知道我五行拳的厉害哎
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呦哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎
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哎哎哎。
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哎呦我靠
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哎呦哎呀我才能痛苦呢。
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哎，你再这样还我，我就不跟
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你打嗯嗯
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哎哎双胞胎呀。哎
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哎一样的哎哎。
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哎呀，不一样，就是不一样。哎，我被你唬住呢。
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打虎，哎呦
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哎呦妈呀，我的虎落平
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阳起来啊，我让你看看我的
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矮脚货。
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哎哎
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哎哎哎，看我的货嘴飞门，
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哎哎哎。这是什么东西
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呀？你娘的脚
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看我的野鹤飞吻，
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你这是什么蛇啊？
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动可不能乱钻
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我的暖皮鞋不错吧，
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你的鞋呢？冬眠了啊在哪儿
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在这儿。
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哼，
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龙蛇虎鹤还有一行呢。豹，
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你这是什么豹？我的顽皮豹这
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才叫顽皮豹。
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎哎
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哎哎哎哎哎
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哎。原来你是怕这个炮
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我就给你来个大礼炮。哎
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哎哎哎
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来没有了哎呦哎呦
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哎呦哎呦哎呦
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哎呦哎呦哎呦
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哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦
445
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,520
哎呦哎呦哎呦。
446
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,920
打得你不成人形，我还有一个本门
447
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,960
型你等着挑
448
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,360
他是在打拳还是在
449
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:51,960
跳舞啊
450
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,040
你这什么型
451
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,120
像乌鸦。
452
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,320
啊，应该打打我们的招吧。是啊哎哎
453
00:41:11,1000 --> 00:41:12,120
哎
454
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,360
哎哎哎哎，
455
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,840
还要背出我的
456
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,160
哎哎哎啊嘿嘿，我进去看看哦。嗯嗯来
457
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,200
来来。哎哎哎
458
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,120
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
459
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,040
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
460
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,120
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
461
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,600
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
462
00:41:43,1000 --> 00:41:46,400
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
463
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,1000
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
464
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,680
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
465
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,440
哎哎处处我去拿我的
466
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,320
哇哎你表弟来了。
467
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,640
嗯，一只凤凰，
468
00:42:12,1000 --> 00:42:15,520
哎呀
469
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,280
哎呀哎呀
470
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,320
哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀
471
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,120
哎呀哎呀我老西来啦哎
472
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,720
哎呦哎呀哎呀哎呀。
473
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,600
哎呀，快点吧，你们上
474
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:40,800
啊
475
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,160
乌龙摆尾
476
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,120
捡起舅舅啊。打
477
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,400
啊，我不打了，
478
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,720
过来啊，站这儿，哎
479
00:43:08,1000 --> 00:43:09,520
呀哎
480
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,840
呀哎呀，哎呀，
481
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,720
哎呀哎呀。
482
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,920
扭转干坤四比三哎
483
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,120
呦哎呦
484
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,160
哎呦嗯嗯
485
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:41,880
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯
486
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,600
嗯嗯不错不错，
487
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,200
这次又是几招。嗯，又是一
488
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,760
样，每人四招。哎，
489
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,040
这样比下去，什么时候才能分出高低呀？
490
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,920
哎，我认识一个人，他的武
491
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,800
功很高，而且素行不良，
492
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,120
找到他你们就可以分出高低，现在就
493
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,880
是，哎，这个人下落不
494
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,600
明，我先去打听他的行踪，
495
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,600
你们回去等我消息，小子，
496
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,760
你不是想开溜吧？哎，人
497
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,640
格担保啊。有你们在你们
498
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,800
叫我溜，我还不想溜呢。
499
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:51,679
罗半天
500
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:57,519
胆子倒不小，我没找你，
501
00:44:57,519 --> 00:44:59,119
你倒自个儿送上门来了。
502
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:03,039
功夫高了，胆子自然也大了。
503
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:05,999
你有什么遗言，遗
504
00:45:07,679 --> 00:45:10,479
言没有，我只想跟你打听一个人
505
00:45:11,279 --> 00:45:13,159
谁马发春。
506
00:45:15,919 --> 00:45:18,799
没问题，只要你能赢得
507
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,279
了我，我一定告诉你。
508
00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:47,599
倒学了不少东西。
509
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:20,079
说，马发春，他在什么地方？我告诉
510
00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:23,039
你，你也杀不了他，那是我的事。马发
511
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:25,839
春行踪不定，你能找到他徒弟，水长
512
00:47:25,839 --> 00:47:28,759
流就能找得到他，我到哪儿去找
513
00:47:28,759 --> 00:47:31,759
水长流，每天晚上水长流一定到
514
00:47:31,759 --> 00:47:33,999
西春苑，到那儿就一定找得到他。
515
00:47:50,479 --> 00:47:53,039
哎，大爷来了，姑娘见客了，
516
00:47:53,279 --> 00:47:56,239
公子啊，您是第一次来吧，第
517
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,879
一次一回生二回熟，
518
00:47:59,039 --> 00:48:01,839
什么事啊，都有第一次公
519
00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:04,639
子啊，您是先叫姑娘呢，
520
00:48:04,879 --> 00:48:07,519
还是先看表演啊啊，
521
00:48:08,879 --> 00:48:11,599
你们这有表演。是啊。五个
522
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:14,319
人一起表演，都是经过
523
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:17,279
啊，特别的训练，保证
524
00:48:17,279 --> 00:48:20,239
精彩。我叫姑娘，他们看
525
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,559
表演，我们分开享受啊。
526
00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:26,479
这儿的规矩啊，先付钱后享
527
00:48:26,479 --> 00:48:29,439
受付钱。嗯
528
00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:31,199
嗯
529
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:40,079
哎，够不够够了，够了。
530
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:43,279
谢谢，谢谢啊哎，海明珠啊，
531
00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:48,479
公子啊，海明珠是我们这儿
532
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:51,359
最红的姑娘，有她伺候啊，
533
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:53,359
保证公子满意。嗯
534
00:48:55,079 --> 00:48:57,999
嗯，好好伺候啊，我去找
535
00:48:57,999 --> 00:49:00,559
人，记住别玩昏了头了，
536
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:07,399
他享受我们付钱，嗯。
537
00:49:23,119 --> 00:49:25,999
就这个表演当然了，不
538
00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:28,919
是这个表演你还以为是什么表演
539
00:49:28,919 --> 00:49:31,919
啊，这有什
540
00:49:31,919 --> 00:49:34,639
么好看的？哎呀，钱都花了，
541
00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:37,359
不看白不看看吧。
542
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,999
哎，我们过去乐吧。哎呀，别笑
543
00:49:46,759 --> 00:49:48,599
了，别笑了。
544
00:50:16,919 --> 00:50:18,959
讨厌你干什么还好抓
545
00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:30,919
我来抓他还好不在。
546
00:50:36,879 --> 00:50:38,399
你讨厌你要找我干什么？
547
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:49,679
不不不，我不能宽衣
548
00:50:49,919 --> 00:50:52,159
公子不宽衣怎么行呢，
549
00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:54,679
就是宽衣也不行啊。哎，
550
00:50:56,399 --> 00:50:58,399
公子哎哎哎哎哎，
551
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,199
对不
552
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:03,559
起啊。
553
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,719
水长流，你还记不记得我？
554
00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:14,639
哦，原来是五行门的漏网之鱼呀。
555
00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:17,759
不错，就是我真是
556
00:51:17,759 --> 00:51:20,639
人生何处不相逢，相逢
557
00:51:20,639 --> 00:51:23,399
却在妓院中。不不不，你应
558
00:51:23,399 --> 00:51:25,519
该说断魂就在妓院中啊。
559
00:51:34,919 --> 00:51:37,519
打架了，打架了，走走
560
00:51:37,999 --> 00:51:39,839
不要打了，
561
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,559
不能打了。小子，你用谁来打啊？
562
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,239
刚开始你们记招吧。
563
00:52:09,519 --> 00:52:11,199
灵猴上树，我的
564
00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:25,439
直打黄龙，我的招。
565
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,479
看看我的乌龙摆尾
566
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,639
疯子，你的招不灵扣你一招
567
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:51,679
哎，用我的灵猴偷桃。
568
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,599
花子都是你教的好招疯子扣我两招
569
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:16,319
啊，这一招是你负我的啊，
570
00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:21,999
不要打了，不能打了呀，不
571
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,679
要打了，不要打了。
572
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:41,839
水长流回去告诉你师傅马花春
573
00:53:42,399 --> 00:53:44,879
明天下午，我在万山崖等他，
574
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:48,079
还有这里的损失你负
575
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:49,119
责。是
576
00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:54,719
啊，好厉害
577
00:53:55,119 --> 00:53:57,999
啊，你刚才用的什么招啊？飞
578
00:53:57,999 --> 00:54:00,799
飞脚，哎，你们谁的招式多，
579
00:54:01,039 --> 00:54:03,199
当然我了。你的呢？嗯，
580
00:54:03,759 --> 00:54:06,719
我付一招哎，没关
581
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,679
系，我明天约了个高手，你还有翻
582
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,839
本的机会啊。真的，那
583
00:54:18,539 --> 00:54:21,259
个小叫花，跟两个老头在一起
584
00:54:21,339 --> 00:54:24,219
是几天不见那个小叫花子
585
00:54:24,379 --> 00:54:27,259
好像脱胎换骨，武功诡异难防，
586
00:54:27,259 --> 00:54:29,339
我就不相信他有三头六臂，
587
00:54:30,219 --> 00:54:33,179
他既然约我到万山以来，我倒要
588
00:54:33,179 --> 00:54:34,419
好好的会会他。
589
00:54:49,229 --> 00:54:51,949
听说你学了不少新招，当然
590
00:54:52,269 --> 00:54:55,069
要杀你就得学新招。小子，
591
00:54:56,349 --> 00:54:59,309
这家伙不见得是个好东西，岂止不
592
00:54:59,309 --> 00:55:01,909
是好东西，根本就不是个东西。嗯
593
00:55:02,349 --> 00:55:04,989
哎，你还有什么后事要交代的？
594
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:08,069
嗯，你自不量力，哼。
595
00:55:20,399 --> 00:55:21,039
我的刀
596
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:29,279
哎呦哎呦惨了套一招，
597
00:55:31,919 --> 00:55:32,959
现在看我的。
598
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,679
你也扣一招下招用什么
599
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,559
龙腾虎跃
600
00:55:59,679 --> 00:56:01,999
疯子这招不灵啊好偷食。
601
00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,639
你的招也不灵看我的
602
00:56:32,999 --> 00:56:35,999
啊，这马船不
603
00:56:35,999 --> 00:56:37,999
错。你倒有一点见识，
604
00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:48,079
我的也不灵不花吧。看样子我们要亲
605
00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:50,959
自出马，对这匹马不好对付我们联
606
00:56:50,959 --> 00:56:52,679
手，嗯，哎呀。
607
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:14,799
你的眼睛，我们联手攻他
608
00:57:30,959 --> 00:57:33,919
啊。嗯
609
00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:35,399
嗯嗯
610
00:57:37,719 --> 00:57:40,559
哎哎哎哎
611
00:57:41,199 --> 00:57:41,439
哎哎
612
00:57:45,319 --> 00:57:48,199
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎，你
613
00:57:48,359 --> 00:57:51,279
怎么拿我的头撞他啊。你。你的头发跟跟
614
00:57:51,279 --> 00:57:52,039
脚差不多嘛。
615
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,719
哎呦哎呦
616
00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:02,319
哎呦哎呦有点不对哎，准备开溜。哎呦
617
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:08,319
哎呦哎
618
00:58:14,879 --> 00:58:15,759
呦哎呦
619
00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:23,479
哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦。
620
00:58:37,519 --> 00:58:39,839
马发顺的天马钱真是邪门。
621
00:58:40,239 --> 00:58:42,959
我想听天马威力十足
622
00:58:43,999 --> 00:58:45,359
又无处可击。
623
00:59:03,359 --> 00:59:05,119
花子，你再打一遍。
624
00:59:38,719 --> 00:59:41,279
哎，嗯，你攻我，
625
00:59:41,519 --> 00:59:42,479
我嗯嗯嗯。
626
00:59:59,999 --> 01:00:00,359
哎
627
01:00:03,919 --> 01:00:06,399
哎，疯子你没有发烧吗？
628
01:00:06,919 --> 01:00:09,759
你怎么学女人跳舞啊，你
629
01:00:09,759 --> 01:00:12,639
才发烧呢？哎，你记不
630
01:00:12,639 --> 01:00:15,599
记得在妓院？客人酒醉追
631
01:00:15,599 --> 01:00:16,719
舞女那回事啊
632
01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:21,759
嗯哦你想学那舞步啊？嗯
633
01:00:21,759 --> 01:00:24,639
不错，那舞步灵巧
634
01:00:24,639 --> 01:00:26,959
绝妙，我们以柔克刚
635
01:00:27,439 --> 01:00:30,319
也许能够克制马发春的颠马
636
01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:33,319
拳哦哎，你们两
637
01:00:33,319 --> 01:00:36,239
个到底在搞什么怪招啊？你别管，
638
01:00:36,879 --> 01:00:39,799
等我们研究出新的招数自然会教给
639
01:00:39,799 --> 01:00:42,719
你。哎，花子。我们还要
640
01:00:42,719 --> 01:00:44,639
研究新的花招才行啊
641
01:00:45,999 --> 01:00:48,479
知道吗？记得吗？
642
01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:52,879
懂吗？你王
643
01:00:52,879 --> 01:00:53,279
八蛋
644
01:01:02,639 --> 01:01:05,599
太骚了，潘金
645
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:06,399
莲卖骚。
646
01:01:13,919 --> 01:01:14,039
嗯
647
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:33,279
嗯，西施不能笑
648
01:01:33,919 --> 01:01:35,119
西施晚上。
649
01:01:59,199 --> 01:02:01,279
颠马拳威猛凶悍，
650
01:02:02,399 --> 01:02:05,199
尤其马发出的颠马脚更是厉
651
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:08,159
害。你想跟它对敌，要
652
01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:10,279
先经得起我这一关的考验。
653
01:02:10,879 --> 01:02:12,399
嗯嗯，
654
01:02:17,119 --> 01:02:18,239
原地转，
655
01:02:29,559 --> 01:02:29,999
再来。
656
01:02:41,199 --> 01:02:42,039
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯
657
01:02:44,879 --> 01:02:45,119
嗯嗯
658
01:02:48,719 --> 01:02:48,839
嗯
659
01:03:05,039 --> 01:03:06,399
嗯嗯嗯嗯有了。
660
01:03:09,679 --> 01:03:12,639
嗯，贵妃出
661
01:03:12,639 --> 01:03:13,239
浴嗯
662
01:03:19,559 --> 01:03:19,839
嗯嗯
663
01:03:26,479 --> 01:03:26,599
嗯
664
01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:29,559
嗯。
665
01:03:58,759 --> 01:04:01,559
嘿嘿，这叫凤眼，专打
666
01:04:01,559 --> 01:04:04,399
关节使其酸麻，学好了
667
01:04:04,639 --> 01:04:06,879
可以助你跟马发生对敌。
668
01:05:10,399 --> 01:05:12,719
啊，编码权
669
01:05:13,279 --> 01:05:15,919
博大精深，一共有
670
01:05:15,919 --> 01:05:17,439
七十49兆。
671
01:05:18,559 --> 01:05:20,879
非一朝一夕所能练成。
672
01:05:22,559 --> 01:05:24,799
目前你已学了基本三十，
673
01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:28,239
应该可以报一箭之仇了。师
674
01:05:28,239 --> 01:05:31,159
傅，那我们现在就去找他，你
675
01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:32,719
准备到哪里去找他呢？
676
01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:37,999
妓院酒楼大街小巷，他离不了这些
677
01:05:37,999 --> 01:05:40,879
地方的我既然
678
01:05:40,879 --> 01:05:43,719
败给我，他们三人就不会在显
679
01:05:43,719 --> 01:05:46,719
眼之处落脚。我们尽量往
680
01:05:46,719 --> 01:05:48,319
隐秘的地方去找他。
681
01:06:21,399 --> 01:06:23,759
嗯。第四招，貂蝉戏吕布，
682
01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:26,239
嗯啊，
683
01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:31,519
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。
684
01:06:52,359 --> 01:06:55,239
第五招，木兰射箭嗯嗯。
685
01:07:26,159 --> 01:07:28,479
周俊出战，这是第六招，
686
01:07:29,199 --> 01:07:32,119
看清楚没有啊，这就是
687
01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,319
你们新创的五拳六式啊。
688
01:07:35,199 --> 01:07:38,079
嗯，不错，我还以为你们
689
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:41,039
只会功夫，没想到。你们对女
690
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:43,999
人的跳舞也特别有研究啊。
691
01:07:44,319 --> 01:07:47,279
并不是我们对女人跳舞有研究，是因
692
01:07:47,279 --> 01:07:50,079
为那天我们在妓院花钱看女人跳
693
01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:52,919
舞，为了钱我们不得不研
694
01:07:52,919 --> 01:07:55,759
究。嗯，飞驴，飞马飞舞，飞拳，
695
01:07:55,919 --> 01:07:58,839
我看不好玩，那你是不想
696
01:07:58,839 --> 01:08:01,759
学啊。这种功夫敌不敌得过
697
01:08:01,759 --> 01:08:04,639
颠马拳啊，哎，敌得过敌不过是另外一
698
01:08:04,639 --> 01:08:07,279
回事啊，你不想学，也得学
699
01:08:07,839 --> 01:08:10,479
再练下去。我们也要变成女人
700
01:08:10,479 --> 01:08:13,319
喽。这种功夫姿势太
701
01:08:13,319 --> 01:08:15,999
难看了，一点章法也没有要练
702
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,119
我自己会练，
703
01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:19,479
嗯。
704
01:08:50,679 --> 01:08:52,639
大妈，你在跳舞啊。
705
01:08:56,159 --> 01:08:59,079
哼，不错，你们来的正
706
01:08:59,079 --> 01:09:01,199
好，我正好缺一个舞伴，
707
01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:05,199
你们谁来哼，功夫没长进，
708
01:09:06,079 --> 01:09:08,319
嘴巴都长进了不少。嗯，
709
01:09:09,039 --> 01:09:10,959
师傅让我来陪陪他
710
01:09:12,559 --> 01:09:12,799
嗯，
711
01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:21,039
我来跟你算一算上次的总
712
01:09:21,039 --> 01:09:21,359
账。
713
01:11:48,119 --> 01:11:48,799
把衣服脱掉，
714
01:11:54,279 --> 01:11:54,399
嗯？
715
01:12:05,559 --> 01:12:07,519
啊啊啊啊啊
716
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:11,279
啊啊啊啊啊
717
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:17,999
啊啊
718
01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:27,199
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
719
01:12:27,919 --> 01:12:29,479
啊啊
720
01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:32,839
啊啊。
721
01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:36,119
你为什么不打五拳？嗯啊，没有音
722
01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:39,039
乐起头我打不出五拳啊，那简单，
723
01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,719
我们伴奏，嗯，快快
724
01:15:43,679 --> 01:15:44,199
快快
725
01:15:50,199 --> 01:15:52,439
搞什么嘛你啊，快快
726
01:15:53,639 --> 01:15:56,479
快，不是这个在这里，哎呀，
727
01:15:56,879 --> 01:15:58,079
哎哎，预备一。
728
01:16:41,119 --> 01:16:41,519
快快，快
729
01:16:44,079 --> 01:16:44,519
快快。
730
01:16:54,079 --> 01:16:56,359
哎哎哎，有效啊
731
01:16:57,319 --> 01:16:57,639
再来。
732
01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:29,839
哎呀，大风脸啊啊啊
733
01:17:30,759 --> 01:17:30,879
啊
734
01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:47,679
啊啊啊
735
01:17:48,719 --> 01:17:50,399
啊啊啊。
736
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:01,759
看他的后马蹄
737
01:19:16,759 --> 01:19:17,159
抓脚。
738
01:19:37,079 --> 01:19:39,879
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
739
01:19:39,919 --> 01:19:42,719
看你的他的脚已差不多
740
01:19:43,119 --> 01:19:45,999
用五拳六指打他。记住灵活
741
01:19:45,999 --> 01:19:48,079
运用你这。
742
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:55,039
我看你别叫马发春了，干脆改成
743
01:19:55,119 --> 01:19:55,999
马叫春算
744
01:20:04,639 --> 01:20:07,519
了。嗯，别叫风马乱踢人嘛，
745
01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,959
气他，揍他打他。
746
01:20:18,399 --> 01:20:18,759
哎
747
01:20:20,999 --> 01:20:23,839
啊，潘金莲卖骚，我的
748
01:20:31,679 --> 01:20:33,279
刚才欺负我的
749
01:20:35,159 --> 01:20:36,399
昭君出塞。
750
01:20:53,999 --> 01:20:56,919
哎哎哎
751
01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:59,039
呀，都是主宰我的我的我赢了
752
01:21:13,759 --> 01:21:16,719
西施孝文。丝绸深，我又赢了
753
01:21:16,719 --> 01:21:19,599
三次了，我赢了三次，来
754
01:21:19,599 --> 01:21:21,279
人赢死我了，
755
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,879
洗手洗脸，洗头
756
01:21:40,319 --> 01:21:41,519
洗脚，该我了。
757
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,199
贵妃出狱，我的
758
01:21:48,839 --> 01:21:49,759
木兰射箭
759
01:22:02,759 --> 01:22:05,199
啊。木兰射箭，我的啊，好。
760
01:22:18,639 --> 01:22:21,599
金弓神剑花木兰原来你用
761
01:22:21,599 --> 01:22:24,239
六美花招，你看我的爹马三式，
762
01:22:36,799 --> 01:22:38,559
这就叫做爹马回体。
763
01:23:01,599 --> 01:23:04,399
西施晚上洗手
764
01:23:05,919 --> 01:23:08,799
洗脚洗头洗脸。
765
01:23:12,239 --> 01:23:14,959
贵妃出狱贵妃，我的逼死我的
766
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,479
都听我的木兰，我的。
767
01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:39,999
四糟老头子特别风情
768
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:43,399
死鬼杀千刀的四糟
769
01:23:43,399 --> 01:23:43,879
老头子
770
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:49,279
貂蝉，我的潘金莲
771
01:23:49,279 --> 01:23:49,919
我的
772
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:55,999
六美人销售完了可别手软，脚
773
01:23:55,999 --> 01:23:58,959
软的哼，好吧，今天
774
01:23:58,959 --> 01:24:01,919
我额外奉送你一位让你提提神。
775
01:24:02,479 --> 01:24:04,559
六凤还巢丑女人
776
01:24:05,759 --> 01:24:07,559
谁呀？啊，
777
01:24:09,319 --> 01:24:12,279
你的。你的没
778
01:24:12,279 --> 01:24:13,039
人教我。
779
01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:49,239
啊啊，你赔啊，你赔啊，你赔啊，
780
01:24:58,959 --> 01:24:59,519
是你啊。
781
01:25:23,279 --> 01:25:25,919
你这招什么招啊？丑人多作怪，
782
01:25:27,999 --> 01:25:30,919
看来你好像跟他有仇哦。
783
01:25:30,919 --> 01:25:33,879
嗯，他残酷狂妄，毁了
784
01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:36,479
五行门。又杀了我朋友
785
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:39,759
我是跟他有仇嗯，那你当
786
01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:42,679
时跟我们学武的目的到底是想报仇还
787
01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:45,599
是真心想替我们分出武功的高低？
788
01:25:46,399 --> 01:25:49,359
嗯嗯，都有
789
01:25:49,359 --> 01:25:52,359
啊，我们受骗啊，高手都打完
790
01:25:52,359 --> 01:25:54,159
了，我还分不出高低。嗯
791
01:25:55,679 --> 01:25:58,559
哎，华子啊，我有个
792
01:25:58,559 --> 01:26:01,359
主意，嗯，什么主意，既
793
01:26:01,359 --> 01:26:04,119
然我们分不出高低，嗯。
794
01:26:05,279 --> 01:26:07,839
不如把他当成高手
795
01:26:07,839 --> 01:26:10,799
啊，谁打动他的招式多，嗯，
796
01:26:11,119 --> 01:26:12,839
谁就武功高啊。注意
797
01:26:17,599 --> 01:26:20,479
啊，师傅啊，什
798
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:20,639
么
799
01:26:23,959 --> 01:26:24,399
师傅。
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