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[***]
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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister,
Dot *
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* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Miss Cellany *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?
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Rita, tell me
how it's gonna be.
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I already told you
16 times.
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I wanna hear it
again.
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Yeah, de-- Definitely
wanna hear it again.
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* We can take care
Of ourselves *
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* We're independent
me and you *
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That's true.
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* We don't need any humans
To tell us what to do *
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* From now on, we're living *
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* Where nobody can get
In our way *
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And, uh, where are
we gonna be living?
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* Monterey *
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Oh, that's right. Like--
Like the cheese.
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* Monterey, Monterey *
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* It's the California livin'
With the sun and the surf *
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* And we'll never have
To give in *
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* To another
Human master again *
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* It's Cannery Row
For dinner *
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* And then
We'll sleep on the beach *
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* Where the sand is heaped up
In piles *
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Definitely a lot of sand.
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RITA:
* A litter box for miles *
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* You'll never have to fetch
Another slipper again *
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* No more having
To pretend to be nice *
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* We're finally free *
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* From now on we'll be
With the sun *
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* And the sand
And the thundering seas *
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* On the cliffs of the harbor
With the cypress trees *
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* And the Fisherman's Wharf
It's all there *
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* In Monterey *
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RITA:
We're here. Jump.
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That was fun.
Let's do it again.
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Oh, yeah.
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[SPITS]
I just love hay up my nose.
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Let's see. The beach should be
right over that hill.
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What you got
in your hand?
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Only a mouse,
George.
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I hate cameos.
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Men don't play
with mice.
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Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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[SPLATS]
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Oh, Rita.
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Nice ocean view, eh?
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You didn't tell me
there'd be bunnies.
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Bunnies?
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We must've taken
a wrong turn at Solvang.
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Hello, little
bunny-wunnies.
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You're
making me sick.
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MAN:
Dinnertime.
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* Ba-dabba-dabba-loo-bum *
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* Ba-dadda-looda-lee-bum *
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* Ba-dee-da-la-ba-doo
Da-lee-bum *
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* Everybody gather
Around now *
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* Eat it up and gobble it down *
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That's right.
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* Eat your food
You'll all see *
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* Pretty soon you'll all be *
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* Nice and fat and furry
And round *
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* Look at this fur
Ain't it purty? *
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* So soft and so shiny
And sleek *
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* We take our time
Don't rush it *
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* Clean and shine
And brush it *
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* Every single day of the week *
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* Tweedle-dee-dee-ah *
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* Tweedle-dee-doo *
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* Eat up all them carrots
And plants *
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* If you want
A furry rabbit *
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* Then come on down
and grab it *
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* At Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch *
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Well, what have
we here?
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I could use
an extra set of eyes
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to keep the troops
in line.
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Do you wanna watch
the rabbits?
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[BARKS]
Hello, little lady.
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You're just what I need
for my barn.
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You're a lucky cat,
all right.
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You get to
chase the rats.
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* This is great
This is perfect *
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* It's always the same thing
With cats *
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* There's always
Some ignorant human assumin' *
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* We like to chase rats *
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* I'm getting real sick
Of the stereotypical view *
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* We can't be controlled *
[SNIFFS]
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* And we hate to be told
What to do *
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[SHRIEKS]
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* They misunderstand us
They can't command us *
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* We don't purr if we're not
In the mood *
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* Humans believe
That the animals love them *
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* But all we want
Is their food *
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Pbbt!
* I don't need this job *
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* I won't work
For that slob anyhow *
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* I'm telling Runt
That it's over *
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* We're leaving right now *
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[MOOS]
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"Moo" yourself,
you lower life form.
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[GRUNTS]
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That's two minutes
in the penalty box
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for clipping.
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That's it.
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We're out of here.
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[SIGHS]
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I guess we can
leave tomorrow.
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[YAWNS]
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Definitely.
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[ALL YAWN]
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Bedtime.
Definitely bedtime.
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* It's time to close
Your bunny eyes *
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* And rest your bunny heads *
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* Sleep all night through *
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* And I hope that you *
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* Won't wet your bunny beds *
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Definitely don't wanna
wet the bunny beds.
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Hey, it's a cartoon.
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What'd you expect,
Sondheim?
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[CROWS]
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BOB:
Rise and shine.
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All right, you bunnies,
let's hop to it.
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[YAWNING]
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Come on.
Got a schedule to keep.
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Huh?
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[SNIFFING]
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Mm. Fur.
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Nice and soft
like the bunny.
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[GASPS]
Bunnies?
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Uh-oh.
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Bunny coats.
Definitely bunny coats.
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Cute little varmint.
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You're gonna make a nice,
white, furry coat,
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ain't you?
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[WHIMPERS]
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[BARKING, GROWLING]
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Gotcha.
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BOB:
Come back here, you mutt!
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[BARKING]
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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Great horny toads.
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Yeeeow!
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[BARKING]
Ow!
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[GRUNTS]
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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?
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RITA:
I told you to go
before we got on the train.
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And that goes for
the rest of you too.
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[***]
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[SCRAPING]
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[GURGLING]
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Puppy bone.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GIGGLES]
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Mindy.
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Oh, there
you are, hon.
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Everything okay
out here?
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Hi, lady.
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Mom.
Call me Mom.
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Okay, lady.
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[SIGH]
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Look what I have
for you, hon.
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Isn't she pretty?
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Dolly doll.
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Mm.
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A brand-new one
for my little girl.
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Dolly.
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[MUMBLING]
Dolly.
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Careful.
It wets.
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Okay. I love you,
bye-bye.
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[GASPS]
Buttons!
Mm?
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what are you
doing?!
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[GULPS]
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Bad dog.
Digging up the yard.
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You've been
going through
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the garbage again,
haven't you?
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Get to your doghouse
this instant, do you hear me?
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We won't need this old thing
anymore, thank goodness.
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Now to call Mary Beth
and gloat about my new apron.
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Whee! Yay!
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Yeah!
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Hello, Mr. Man.
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Hi, Mindy.
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[GASPS]
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Dolly.
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[GRUNTING]
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[WOOFS]
Whee!
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[WHIMPERS, SHIVERS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SQUEALS]
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[GASPS]
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[BARKING]
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Dolly?
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[GRUMBLING]
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Dolly?
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[BARKS]
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Buttons.
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[HOWLS]
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Ooh. Dolly.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLING]
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[GASPS]
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Hi, Buttons.
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Wheee!
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[GIGGLING]
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MINDY:
Dolly.
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[SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT]
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[GASPS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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[MOANS]
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[GROANS]
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[WHIMPERING]
[CANS CLANKING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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MINDY:
Dolly.
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Where's dolly?
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[BARKING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[PANTING]
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[MINDY
GIGGLING]
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Dolly.
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Well, no, it would never
fit you, Mary Beth.
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[PHONE CLANKS]
Well, I never!
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Mary Beth's just jealous
of my new apron.
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And how's
my little darling?
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Mindy. Where did
you get that?
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I thought
I threw that away.
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Buttons.
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Buttons.
I thought I told you
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not to dig through
the trash can.
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You'd think there was something
important in there,
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00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,634
for heaven's sakes.
264
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,601
Well, it's bath time
for you.
265
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,033
[***]
266
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,000
[***]
267
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,367
[***]
268
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,634
ALL:
* In the mall, in the mall
In the glorious mall *
269
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:24,701
* We'll find a birthday gift
For Dr. Scratchansniff *
270
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:26,734
Don't you love it
when we sing the plot?
271
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,534
* Something nifty
Something thrifty *
272
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,667
* For our shrinky
Scratchansniffty *
273
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,868
*In themall *
274
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,767
Clothes.
Candy.
275
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,434
Babes.
276
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,033
[***]
277
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:43,300
Hello, 90210s.
Hello, 90210s.
278
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,267
Boys. Control
yourselves.
279
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,801
Yes. We are
on a mission.
280
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,968
MAN [ON TAPE]:
Good morning, Mr. Phelps.
281
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,868
Mission
implausible.
282
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:56,267
Your mission, should you
decide to accept it,
283
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,634
is to buy a gift
for Dr. Scratchansniff.
284
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:01,334
This tape will self-destruct
in six seconds.
285
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,834
Was it food
or was it Memorex?
286
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,267
[GULPS, EXPLOSION]
287
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,767
[BELCHES]
288
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,868
More like indigestion.
289
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,467
ALL:
Let's shop.
290
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,067
Hey. Mine's not working.
291
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,801
Middle-kid
syndrome.
292
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,033
BOTH:
Would you like
to take a survey?
293
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:31,267
Okay.
294
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,267
Do you eat beans?
295
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,634
Would you like to
see a new movie
296
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:34,701
starring
George Wendt?
297
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,234
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
298
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,701
Would you like to
see George Wendt
299
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,133
eating beans
in a movie?
300
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,100
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?
301
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,300
Would you see
George Wendt
302
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,801
in a bean-eating
movie?
303
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:45,067
How many beans
do you eat
304
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,667
at George Wendt
bean-eating movies?
305
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,267
How many bean-eating movies
have you seen with George Wendt?
306
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:52,100
Um, it's not that we wouldn't
like to take your survey.
307
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,434
Uh...
308
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:55,501
it's more like we'd rather
have dental surgery.
309
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,634
BOTH:
Mwah.
310
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,400
If you were a bean, what
kind of bean would you be?
311
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,300
Wait. We're not
finished.
312
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,033
You'll have to
start over now.
313
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,300
WAKKO:
That was kind of fun.
314
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,734
YAKKO:
Yeah. Like waiting in line
at the DMV.
315
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,267
WAKKO:
So, what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchy?
316
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,300
DOT:
Ooh. How about an outfit
317
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,234
from Oedipus Rex
Men's Wear?
318
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,868
YAKKO:
Nah. His mom would hate those.
319
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,467
Look. Freudian Slips.
320
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,934
YAKKO:
Uh-uh. He makes his own.
321
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:21,033
I wonder what you get
a "p-sychiatrist"
322
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,334
for his birthday?
323
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,400
[***]
324
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,334
Let's get
Dr. Scratchansniff
325
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,067
a pretty new dress.
326
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,200
Are you kidding?
With his figure?
327
00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:40,000
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
328
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,133
No, we wouldn't.
329
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,834
But he would.
330
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,100
Do you
eat beans?
331
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,400
Would you see a new movie
starring George Wendt?
332
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,133
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
333
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,534
Would you see George Wendt
eating beans in a movie?
334
00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:52,567
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?
335
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,667
Would you like to eat
George Wendt's beans?
336
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,400
BOTH:
Invalid survey.
337
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,234
I know.
338
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,968
How about we get Scratchy
a birthday suit?
339
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:07,000
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
340
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,033
No. Would you like to
take a hike?
341
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,601
WOMAN 1:
Maybe they don't like beans.
342
00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:14,567
[***]
343
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,400
Do you think Scratchy
would like some cologne?
344
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,133
We have Obsession,
Repression
345
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,434
and Ecstasy.
346
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,234
Do you have anything
for beginners?
347
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:33,501
[SWALLOWS]
348
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
Ah.
349
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,267
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
350
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,267
Never give up,
do you?
351
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,634
We're persistent.
352
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:46,100
Try using a better
deodorant.
353
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,601
WOMAN 2:
Maybe they don't like
George Wendt.
354
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:52,734
[***]
355
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,033
[ALL PANTING]
356
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,133
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
357
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,968
[ALL SCREAM]
358
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:03,367
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
359
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,167
No.
360
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,767
[BOTH SCREAMING]
361
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,133
Elevator go
down the hole.
362
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,834
How about this for Scratchy?
It plays Bach.
363
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,000
Yeah. But does it
play forward?
364
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,334
[DRUM ROLL]
365
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,834
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
366
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,167
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
367
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,200
See? It's a running-gag thing.
368
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,567
I think everyone
gets the idea now.
369
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,167
[SCREAMS]
370
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:34,067
I can't take it
anymore. I give up.
371
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:37,767
But what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchansniff?
372
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,234
Ah.
373
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,767
[***]
374
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,200
Oh. A present for me?
375
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,434
Well, well.
376
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:56,801
What a surprising surprise
for me on my natal day.
377
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:59,634
Just a little something
we wrapped up.
378
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,501
[GASPS]
Aw.
379
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,868
"For our beloved
Dr. Scratchansniff.
380
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:08,701
"A gift to let you know
we're not so bad after all.
381
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,501
X's and O's.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot."
382
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:15,467
I am opening carefully,
expecting a bomb,
383
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,734
but acting polite,
don't you know.
384
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,000
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
385
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,300
[ALL SCREAM]
386
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,767
WOMAN 1:
Do you eat beans?
387
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,100
WOMAN 2:
Would you see a movie
starring George Wendt?
388
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,601
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
389
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,734
Would you like to see
George Wendt eating beans?
390
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,334
They don't know beans
about surveys.
391
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,467
Good night,
everybody.
392
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,467
Mwah.
393
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,934
[***]
394
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,734
ALL:
Wanna take a survey?
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