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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:06,131 Everybody. Shh. Uh, central perk is proud to present... 2 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:10,302 The music of miss Phoebe buffay. 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,847 Phoebe: Thanks. 4 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:17,893 Hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... 5 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,730 When you suddenly realize what life is really all about. 6 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,690 Okay, here we go. 7 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,364 Okay. Thank you very much. 8 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,996 Chandler: What...? 9 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,546 Oh, great. This is just... 10 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,937 This is so cool, you guys. 11 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,231 The entire city's blacked out. 12 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,984 Mom says it's Manhattan, Brooklyn and queens... 13 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,111 And doesn't know when it'll be back on. 14 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,280 Phoebe: Wow. Rachel: You guys, this is big. 15 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,824 Pants and a sweater. Why, mom? 16 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,826 Who will I meet in a blackout? 17 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,706 Power-company guys? Eligible looters? 18 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,000 Can we talk about this later? Okay. 19 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,127 Can I borrow the phone? 20 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,631 I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. 21 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,382 What's my number? 22 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,011 I never call me. 23 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,319 Chandler: Oh, my god. It's her. 24 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,475 It's that Victoria secret model. 25 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,060 Something goodacre. 26 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,645 Hi, mom, it's Jill. 27 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,314 She's right. It's Jill. Jill goodacre. 28 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,441 Oh, my god. 29 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:33,528 I am trapped in an atm vestibule with Jill goodacre. 30 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,741 Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium? 31 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,912 Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. 32 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,875 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank in an atm vestibule. 33 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,044 Jill says vestibule... 34 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,505 I'm going with vestibule. 35 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,465 Jill: I'm fine. 36 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,676 No, I'm not alone. 37 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,719 I don't know. Some guy. 38 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:02,182 Oh, some guy. I am some guy. 39 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,102 Hey, Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. 40 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,105 Yes, he was some guy. 41 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,032 Joey: Hey, everyone. 42 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,291 Officiating at tonight's blackout is rabbi tribbiani. 43 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:37,008 Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have... 44 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,468 So happy hanukkah. 45 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,849 Phoebe: Ooh, look. Ugly naked guy lit a bunch of candles. 46 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,978 All: 47 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,479 Oh! 48 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,233 Ooh. That had to hurt. 49 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,691 Chandler: All right, all right. It's been 14 and a half minutes... 50 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,699 And you still haven't said one word. Oh, god. 51 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,703 Do something. Just make contact. Smile. 52 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,833 There you go. 53 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,797 You're definitely scaring her. 54 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,592 Uh, would you like to call somebody? 55 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:22,637 Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. 56 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,728 Yeah, thanks. 57 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,149 Hello? 58 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,318 - It's me. - It's Chandler. 59 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,611 Are you okay? 60 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,321 Yeah, I'm fine. 61 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,492 I'm stuck in an atm vestibule... 62 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,788 With Jill goodacre. 63 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,498 What? 64 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,625 I'm stuck... 65 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,045 In an atm vestibule... 66 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,464 With Jill goodacre. 67 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,634 I have no idea what you said. 68 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,761 Put Joey on the phone. 69 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,015 What's up, man? 70 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,558 I'm stuck... 71 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,895 In an atm vestibule... 72 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,190 With Jill goodacre. 73 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,526 Oh, my god. 74 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:21,071 He's trapped in an atm vestibule with Jill goodacre. 75 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,241 Chandler, listen. 76 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,039 Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind. 77 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,002 Rachel: Come on, somebody. 78 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,546 Monica: I'll go. I'll go. 79 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,967 Okay, um, senior year of college, on a pool table. 80 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,677 - Joey: Ooh. - Pool table? 81 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,637 That's my sister. 82 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,642 Okay, okay. My weirdest place would have to be... 83 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:55,438 The women's room on the second floor of the New York City public library. 84 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,567 Oh, my god. What were you doing in a library? 85 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,614 - Pheebs, what about you? - Oh, um, Milwaukee. 86 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,745 Uh, Ross? 87 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,834 Disneyland, 1989. "It's a small world after all." 88 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,296 No way. 89 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,881 The, uh, ride broke down... 90 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:25,218 So Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children. 91 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:31,099 They fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the magic kingdom. 92 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,435 Ooh. Rachel? 93 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,853 I already went. 94 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,980 - You did not go. - Yes, I did. 95 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,773 Monica: Tell us. Come on. 96 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:43,820 All right, uh, the weirdest place would have to be... 97 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,199 The foot of the bed. 98 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,495 - Step back. - We have a winner. 99 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,923 I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. 100 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:07,260 Where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park. 101 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,808 It was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line. 102 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,606 Well, Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature-golf course. 103 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,024 -Come on. 104 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,610 He said we were holding up the people behind us. 105 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,655 And you didn't marry him because...? 106 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:32,118 Do you think there are people that go through life... 107 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,788 Never having that kind of...? 108 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,623 - Probably. - Really? 109 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:40,168 I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. 110 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,878 - Yeah, right. - It is. 111 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,839 Eventually, it kind of burns out. 112 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,886 But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh... 113 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,097 In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. 114 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,648 For all those people who miss out on that, uh, passion thing... 115 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,483 There's other good stuff. 116 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,361 Okay. 117 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,822 But, um, I don't think that'll be you. 118 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,074 - You don't? - Mm-mm. 119 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,284 See, lsee, uh... 120 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,704 Big passion in your future. 121 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,040 - You do? - I do. 122 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,209 Ross, you're so great. 123 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,635 Ross: Ah. 124 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,556 It's never gonna happen. 125 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,523 - What? - You and Rachel. 126 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,950 Why not? 127 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,496 Because you waited too long to make your move... 128 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,666 And now you're in the "friend zone." 129 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,753 No, no, no. I'm not in the zone. 130 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,047 No, Ross. You're mayor of the zone. 131 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,468 Look, I'm taking my time, all right? 132 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,553 I'm laying the groundwork. 133 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,347 Every day I get a little bit closer to, uh... 134 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,724 Priesthood. 135 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:23,354 Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. 136 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,817 If you don't ask her out soon, you'll end up stuck in the zone forever. 137 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,527 I will, I will. 138 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,113 I'm waiting for the, uh, right moment. 139 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,076 What? 140 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,953 - What, now? - Yeah. 141 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,040 What's messing you up? The wine? 142 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,043 The candles? The moonlight? Huh? 143 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,797 You gotta go up to her and say, "look, Rachel, I think..." 144 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,173 - Shh! - Shh! 145 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,675 - What are we shushing? - We're shushing... 146 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,387 Because we're trying to hear something. 147 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:00,058 - What? - Uh, don't you hear that? 148 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,731 -See? —huh. 149 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,197 - Would you like some gum? - Oh. Is it sugarless? 150 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,868 - Uh, sorry, it's not. - Then, no, thanks. 151 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,621 Chandler: What the hell was that? 152 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:27,001 Mental note: If Jill goodacre offers you gum, you take it. 153 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:31,339 If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it. 154 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,886 Phoebe: New York City has no power 155 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,723 and the milk is getting sour 156 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,310 but to me it is not scary 157 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:48,648 'cause I stay away from dairy 158 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,236 la-la la-ia-la-ia-la 159 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,284 - here goes. - You'll do it? 160 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,952 - I'll do it. - Want help? 161 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,454 You come out there, you're a dead man. 162 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,039 Ross, Ross. 163 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,125 Good luck, man. 164 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,257 - Okay. - Okay. 165 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,180 Joey: Where you going? Monica: Outside. 166 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,389 You can't go out there. 167 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,268 - Why not? - Because of, uh, the reason. 168 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,354 And that would be...? 169 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,857 I, uh... I can't tell you. 170 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,192 What's going on? 171 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,947 Okay, listen. You gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you. 172 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,034 - —About what? - He's planning your birthday party. 173 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,579 Oh, my god. I love him. 174 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,289 You better act surprised. 175 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,833 - —About what? - My surprise party. 176 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,087 - What surprise party? - Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. 177 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,215 Well, he didn't tell me. 178 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,760 Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. 179 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,305 This is so typical. I'm always the last to know everything. 180 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,225 - You are not. We tell you stuff. - —uh—huh. 181 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:10,021 I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo. 182 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,816 I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. 183 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,526 What? 184 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,821 Oh. Looks like I was second to last. 185 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,246 It's so nice. 186 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,710 Hey, I have a question. 187 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,923 Uh, actually, it's not so much a question... 188 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,801 It's more of a general wondering... 189 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,095 Ment. 190 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,722 - Okay. - Okay. 191 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,891 Here goes. 192 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:53,356 Um, well, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um... 193 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,192 - Oh. - Yes, that's right. 194 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,736 Look at that little kitty. 195 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,029 What? 196 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,953 All: I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation 197 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:12,333 and the only explanation I can find 198 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:17,714 is the love that I found ever since you've been around 199 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,343 all right, this is just bactine. It won't hurt. 200 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,974 Sorry, that was wax. 201 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,271 Poor little tootie's scared. We should find his owner. 202 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,857 Why not put "poor little tootie" in the hall? 203 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,777 During a blackout? She'll get trampled. 204 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,029 Yeah? 205 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,784 You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. 206 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,871 Chandler: Gum would be perfection? 207 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,249 Gum would be perfection. 208 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,045 Could've said, "gum would be nice." "I'll have a stick. "But, no. 209 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,506 For me, gum is perfection. 210 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,469 I loathe myself 211 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,223 oh, no, the mellons. They hate all living things, right? 212 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,100 Phoebe: Oh. 213 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,775 Hi. We just found this cat... 214 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,526 And we're looking for the owner. 215 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,154 Um, yeah, it's, uh... it's mine. 216 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,158 He seems to hate you. Are you sure? 217 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,160 Yeah. It's my cat. Give me my cat. 218 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,829 Wait a minute. What's his name? 219 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,873 Um, Bob... buttons. 220 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,793 -Bob buttons? —uh—huh. 221 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,878 Bob buttons. Here, Bob buttons. 222 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,671 Oh! 223 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,508 You are a very bad man. 224 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,636 You owe me a cat. 225 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,892 Rachel: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 226 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,936 Here, kitty, kitty. 227 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,897 Where did you go, little kitty, kitty, kitty? 228 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,944 Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty... 229 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,083 Come on, lucky sixes. 230 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,753 Everybody, this is paolo. 231 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,339 Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. 232 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,426 - This is Monica... - Hi. 233 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,845 And Joey... Monica: Hi. 234 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,557 And Ross. Monica: Hi. 235 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,065 Ha, ha. He doesn't speak much English. 236 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193 Monopoly. 237 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,447 Look at that. 238 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,782 So, uh... 239 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,160 Where did, uh, paolo come from? 240 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,704 Italy, I think. Heh. 241 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:58,875 No, I mean tonight, in the building? Suddenly into our lives? 242 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:04,338 The cat turned out to be paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? 243 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:09,427 That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. 244 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,309 I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere. 245 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,978 Oh, I found him. It was paolo's cat. 246 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,565 Ah. Well, there you go. Last to know again. 247 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,944 And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is paolo? 248 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,947 Oh. Paolo, this is Phoebe. 249 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,586 Chandler: All right. Okay. What next? 250 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,755 Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. 251 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,926 It's got a, uh, boyish charm. It's impish. 252 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,552 Here we go. 253 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,690 Nice going, imp. 254 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,944 Okay. It's okay. All I need to do is... 255 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:12,615 Reach over and put it back in my mouth. 256 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,079 Good save. We 're back on track and I'm... 257 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,457 Chewing someone else's gum. 258 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,335 This is not my gum. 259 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,420 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 260 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,298 And now you're choking. 261 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,343 Are you all right? 262 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,389 Oh, my god. You're choking. 263 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,853 Better? 264 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,399 Thank you. That was... 265 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,900 That was... 266 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,569 Perfection? 267 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,135 What'd he say that was so funny? 268 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,054 I have absolutely no idea. 269 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,473 That's classic. 270 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,684 My god, you guys. What am I doing? 271 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,769 This is so UN-me. 272 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,521 If you want, I'll do it. 273 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,526 I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip. 274 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,903 But I won't. 275 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,240 God. The first time he smiled at me... 276 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,578 Those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry. 277 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,204 Did you rent mopeds? 278 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,833 Because I've heard... 279 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,711 Oh, it's not about that right now. Okay. 280 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,923 I know it's totally superficial, and we have nothing in common... 281 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,676 And we don't even speak the same language... 282 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,386 But, god. 283 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,559 Paolo, hi. 284 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,270 - Ross. - Listen, uh... 285 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,569 Listen, um, heh, something you should, uh, know. 286 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,947 Rachel and I are... 287 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,617 We're kind of a thing. 288 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,787 - Thing? - Thing. Yes, thing. 289 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,289 - You have the sex? - No. 290 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:32,546 No, no. Um, technically, the sex is not being had. But that's, uh... 291 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,715 That's not the point. 292 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,929 The point is that, uh, Rachel and I should be, uh... 293 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,391 Well, Rachel and I should be together. 294 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,476 And if you get in the, uh... 295 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,353 -In bed? 296 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,482 Ha. No, not where I was going. 297 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:56,654 If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... 298 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,740 Then, uh, I would be, well, very sad. 299 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,952 So do you, um...? 300 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,378 - You do know a little English? - Little. 301 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,214 Do you know the word crap-weasel? 302 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,302 No? That's funny, you are a huge crap-weasel. 303 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,228 Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this. Watch, it's easy. 304 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,360 Okay? Now try it. 305 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,697 You gotta whip it. 306 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:48,456 Look, look. The last candle's about to burn out. 307 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:52,877 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 308 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:57,506 Minus 46, minus 47, minus 48... 309 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,760 Ross: Thank you. Monica: Thanks. 310 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,972 Ross: Kind of spooky without any lights. 311 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,149 Ross: Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. 312 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,871 Uh, Ross... 313 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,540 This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... 314 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,335 But you have to throw a party for Monica. 315 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,678 - This has been fun. - Yes. 316 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,307 Yes. Thanks for, uh, letting me use your phone... 317 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,601 And for saving my life. 318 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,604 Well, goodbye, Chandler. 319 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,856 I had a great blackout. 320 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,067 See you. 321 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:19,547 Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457. And I don't know if you got any of that... 322 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,300 But I would really like a copy of the tape. 21973

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