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So you guys are gonna get me sleeping,
and then me waking up right?
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Yes, yeah, yeah- we literally just finished discussing ...
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Now this is my favorite part of every morning.
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I boot up my computer and I see what kind of feedback I've been getting since I
was asleep.
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Cause, you know, you sleep for ten hours you don't know what people
are saying about you.
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What's a let's play? Well have you guys
seen Mystery Science Theater? No?
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Well neither have I but I hear it's very
similar to that. so what you do is you
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So what you do is take a source material, with the let's play specifically you take a video game
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and you play it like a normal customer
would but if you're funny if you have
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the gift you talk over it and you make
jokes and you tell stories and people
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watch it because they're not just
interested in the game they're interested in me!
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When this light turns
on
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no more cool, funny, everybody's friend,
just Greg. No no no no, when the light is
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on you get Lazergreg. Your even
cooler even funnier even more interesting best friend!
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Haha! All right everyone, I'm walking around I
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don't know if I'm supposed to kill this
guy but whatever! I'm just gonna...
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Is that a rock?
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I've committed to doing
let's plays professionally, full-time,
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about a year ago. I used to be in college,
I don't to brag or anything, but it was
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the fifth highest rated community
college and on the west coast
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I have always thought of myself as a very
creative person. ALWAYS. when I was a
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little kid and I was in grade school I
would never pay attention in class!
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Schools aren't a place for creative
people. I'm an artist what do you- what
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I'm gonna get a degree, and then get a
nine-to-five job with insurance and
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benefits and stuff? No you can't be an
artist and have a job.
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But, you know, I still have a regular job- I had to get, my parents said I had to
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It did seem a little weird to us at first but you know as a mother I had to take a step back
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and help Greg because I want to see him
reach his full potential.
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It- it still doesn't make any sense to me...
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This is my computer! Built her myself- I kinda...
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of kind of a techie. She served me very
well like this thing she can survive
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anything that I put her through you know?
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Well if you asked me a month ago I would say thirty.
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If you ask me now- how many
subscribers I have now... uh more than that...
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You guys are subscribed right?
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Uh- yeah yeah yeah I will, eventually yeah
absolutely yeah possibly yeah yeah I did
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yeah good!
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I don't think people
understand what it takes to do what I do
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okay at a regular job you just do your
job! You just do your work, but when you're a
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let's player you have to be funny!
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Gaaaaaaaaay- this game is gaaaaaaaay!
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ALL THE TIME!
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just stop you can't just take a break
that is thousands of hours recording it
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and playing it and editing it and in
those thousands of hours you have to be
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making jokes the entire time because my
audience my loving audience expects me
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to be funny
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That's pretty funny...
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oh! you know what slavery!
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Vincent van
Gogh paints the Mona Lisa and he spends
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thousands of hours painting this thing
and he dies poor now imagine some guy
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draws a funny mustache on the Mona Lisa
and he makes 500 million dollars.
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Who would you rather be? I want to be the guy drawing mustache!
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I want to be the millionaire! Cuz that's what this is it's it's taking something that exists and
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making it better and being recognized
for that. Being BIG! I mean who are the
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developers who made Call of Duty or
Bioshock or Doom? You don't know but you
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know PewDiePie and it's hard it's really
it's really hard and people people don't
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understand what it takes to do what I do!
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It's just you know- I just gotta find my audience...
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it's got one like...
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The hardest part is trying to explain it to our friends...
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a lot of our friends have been asking about him... and if he's okay
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You know from the outside, people just seem to think that Greg doesn't have a
job
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plays video games all day and doesn't
seem to be doing anything with his life
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All right! Here we are, you guys are
seeing me and my second job. This is my
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call it my civilian job!
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Yeah, we hired uh,
Grade, a while ago. He's all right I guess
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does what we tell him to.
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It really is
unbelievable
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seeing the sheer amount of joy on a
person's face when he hand them a steaming pile of za.
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This must be what Steve Jobs feels like every single day
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Except instead of
delivering iPhones delivering pizza!
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Wetold him he didn't get a job, we'd kick him out of the house.
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It's given me a whole new perspective cuz I see I see how they live and it's been very humbling!
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Do you think I'm humble?
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What?
Do you think I'm a humble person?
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He does seem kind of in his own head a bit though I mean which is normal for a
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kid his age still trying to figure out
what I do with his life and all that..
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Oh! Greg's gonna hit the car! Whoa!
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yeah he's nice to have around.. He's the
only one that likes Kevin.
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Did you was your hands Kevin?
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You guys know Kevin right?
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Uh... I don't uh... no... ah
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You guys know Kevin! Come on he's in a lot of my videos if you guys watch my
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videos like you've been bound to have
heard Kevin!
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Watch this...
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Hi, welcome to Perry's... I'd hi thanks for
calling Perry's I'd like to thank you
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for.... What would you like to order?
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I've got a lot of friends but Kevin has
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definitely risen to the top he doesn't
say much but when he does say something
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gold!
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Hey hey, Greg..
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Hey!
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more like all the FARTS you could eat!
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You guys are all so nice to have around!
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The crew adds an interesting element.
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People are you're making a real
movie!
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Right now I have a rapidly growing
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fanbase of highly dedicated highly
motivated Lazergreg fan boys... and girls
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I'm very inclusive. I like to call them
my greggies... No, my La- my Lazies, Lazys?
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My Lazys! Anyway I think it's super
important to stay connected with your
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fans it's good to remind them that I'm
just another average, norma,l down to
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earth, average...
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celebrity!
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So that's why I
host a weekly comment reaction video
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for my griggers.
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I don't just consider them
to be my fans some of them I consider
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them to be my friends...
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Some of them even
my best friends! you got Fedora Logan
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spiderchan69, lavacraft, NaziDogg,
Peter Stormaretrooper and of course
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puppyluvr..
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Oh yeah I'm subscribed
absolutely!
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I I try to watch all of his videos.
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Alright guys check this out!
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OOOOOOOH! HE BLEW UP!! That's crazyyyy!
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Alright!
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So here we are next comment
reaction video.
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Uuhh, first comment says
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"nice vid!"
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Nice vid... wow...
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Thank you so much that
means a lot to me man
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I worked really hard on this one... Part 18
was...
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Thank you.
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My boy!
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Nazi D! my Grigger! Alright what's he gotta
say?
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"I think you can make your commentaries a little more engaging
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if the editing was a little tighter.
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Just a thought thought smiley face" well
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What the frick are you talking about NaziDogg?
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he's trolling he's always doing this!
it's crazy,
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What an idiot. Alright next comment!
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So um...
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Those are all of the the
comments this week if you guys want to
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be on the next week's comment reaction
video just leave a comment.. and um..
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LAZERGREEEEEEG out!
Alright...
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FRICK!
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Greg what did the comment say?
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What do you think it said? Huh?
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It's right there on the stupid screen!
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I'm shitting, you want to join me?
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Kevin
uh-huh
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I was thinking.
what we could do for the next stream is
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we could wear silly hats or something
like that you think that'd be cool?
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You think that'd be funny?
ah....
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We could wear San Francisco Giants Hats!
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Right...
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That'd be funny! Get it? Cuz they're gay.
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Oh...
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I didn't know they were gay...
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Of course they are!
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I don't think people would like that though
it's like hurtling..
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Oh yeah
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joke's pretty highbrow
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yeah
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Frick Kevin
we got to think of something we need we
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need a hook to get people watching Kevin
think of something!
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Okay.
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I'm doing all the thinking!
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We don't have to wear silly
hats...
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we could just eat peppers!
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Kevin
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that is an a-plus idea Kevin! That's a
good freakin idea! You see what we can do
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when we work together when we put our
heads together you see what we can
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accomplish? This is exactly what I'm
talking about, the dynamic duo, the dream
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team. This is what it's all about!
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GREG! NO! No! Nooo! Y
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You know you're not supposed to do that
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I was putting it
back!
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Did you even wash your hands?
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Fucking....
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He's jealous Kevin don't let him bother
you
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Uh.. are you still my ride for tonight?
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Oh yeah buddy! For sure!
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Before I drop you off, can we still stream tonight?
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I have homework...
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When's it due?
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Tomorroooow...
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Well then do it tomorrow!
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It'll be fine! We're streaming Kevin! It's gonna be sweet
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What's up everybody? It's your old buddy
Lazergreg, I'm back! and- don't wave
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there's no camera. And I'm joined by my
buddy Kevin!
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Kevin it's really embarrassing having to say your real name on this dream dude..
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Well it's not as
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embarrassing as having to say Laser-Greg
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okay Kevin- my name is cool!
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alright? and besides every big youtuber
has like a cool youtuber name!
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You know there's actually uh a YouTube celebrity that lives near here?
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Uuuuhhh no
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I would think you know him..
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never heard anything about that...
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okay..
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But you know what? Fun fact: there is a guy who
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lives around here who makes like YouTube
videos you know for fun like as a hobby
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I don't know if you know him though he's
kind of small it's-
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his name is DanMark...
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Oh yeah!
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Wait, oh yeah
that's what I was talking about!
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You... You'd call DanMark.. like you'd go as far as to
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call him a celebrity?
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Well he has like, what 700,000 subscribers? that's kind of a lot..I'd say that's YouTube
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celebrity status..
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Kevin subscribers aren't
everything! I mean this videos aren't
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even really my thing anyway,
you know? So I guess that's why he's not
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really lik-e that why don't really think
of him that way...
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but like he does Let's Plays and
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we do let's plays...
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No no no, Kev-
it's not this it's not the same thing
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like okay I can see the similarities
okay I'm not an idiot.
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Right...
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But like what we do is different
artistically.. like comparing apples
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Okay..
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To oranges...
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To green apples!
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So green apples
different colors different
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..tastes! They're like different the fruits
all together-
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Where are we supposed to be going?
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I actually saw him- he came to the
pizza place a few couple days ago he had a big order-
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He was at the pizza place?
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Pizza place...
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Doing what!?
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He bought pizza- what else
would he do? He bought a lot of
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pizza it was like for a party or
something uh.. He seemed really nice and cool and chill
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Yeah I mean he is cool! Because he's like got a cool sense of
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style and he's got a cool house
supposedly he gives to charity or whatever...
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I know DanMark!
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Yeah! we go way
back way back oh yeah!
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That's cool!
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It is cool! Like I am cool for knowing him.
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We've been- I don't want to say rivals,
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but we've been like like friendly
competitors for a really really really
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long time.
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Okay!
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Hey, you seem to know him pretty well.
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Well, he knows me too.
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did you get invited to the party?
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Kevin I- I get invited to like all sorts of
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parties like I can't even keep track of
the parties I HAVE to go to- and so I was
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absolutely invited to this one.
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uh-hey yeah yeah!
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Yeah but I don't know
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if I'm gonna go because there's just-
there's... because, you know... we have a lot
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of it's a job you... YOU know what Kevin?! we completely forgot I died earlier, and we're
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supposed to eat the peppers so let's do
that.. now.
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Okay? Cool awesome there they
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are! We have a bowl right there it's- we
don't have a webcam like I said so it's
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gonna be all yeah audio yeah I'll take
that.
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You ready?
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Let's light this bitch!
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No I'm not strong
enough you have to go first
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uh kay
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Wait! Don't be a hero Kevin I can do
it. We're gonna do it at the same time okay
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Okay.
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Uah.. my god...
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Ow-
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Mmm
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OW! OW!!
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OOOWWWW!!! Oh my god it's so hot!
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It's also pretty tasty!
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Guah, no it isn't!! -OW!!
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OH MY GOD!!
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Greg, have you not swallowed yet?
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NO!
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It's so hot!
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Do you want me to swallow for you?
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NO KEVIN! Don't be gross!!
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OH MY GOD!
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KEVIN CUT THE STREAM
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Cut the stream right now!
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How?
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YOU PUSH THE BUTTON THAT SAYS STOP IDIOT!
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Okay I got it, thank God.
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Oh my God , Kevin you gotta go get me milk- you gotta go give me milk right now!
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I need it
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Okay!
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I NEEEED IT!
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It's so hot!
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Oh God!
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WHY?
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Why did you let me do this?
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Why would people do this for views?
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FOR STUPID VIEWS!
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Greg here's your milk
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Gimme!
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This kind of crap.. ugh-
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is below- below us! We can't do this to
ourselves
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You think this is below us?
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Just wait until you shit it out, it's gonna be fuckin' hot!
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I can't think of that right now Kevin we got to be smart about this okay. We have to think of a way to
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get views
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So what are we gonna do?
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Hey-
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Uh
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That youtuber party that DanMark was throwing- uh
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Do you remember when that was gonna be?
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Do you remember when that was?
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HEEEEEEYYY! Did somebody order a pizza?
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Haha- um we did, a while ago...
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Oh- Uuuuhhhh
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like but
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we got it...
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you're not missing
one? you're not missing one
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Uuuuhh- no I don't think so...
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I heard- I mean they called
me to come over here to deliver one are you sure?
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I don't know.. I mean probably! Okay..
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How long are we gonna keep doing this man?
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Doing... what? Pizza- stuff?
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No it's me!
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Greg!
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Lazergreg?
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DanMark!
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from?
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high school!
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my name's mark...
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you know me man!
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Aahhhhh-
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It's ringing some bells right?
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yeah...
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How do you forget
this face? So you having like a like
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a party or something fun going on in
there?
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Yeah it's just this little get-together, I actually gotta get back-
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Is that Markiplier?!? Is that Markiplier?
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You know what, I think I think I do
remember Greg! Yeah! we were both in the same
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oral
comm class that's right he Greg
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delivered one of the most enchanting
monologues that I've ever heard...
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I'm just kidding, I never took an oral comm class, but he seems like an okay guy I mean he
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brought his own pizza!
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He's a let's player? That's that's pretty cool! Maybe I'll
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check out his channel sometime. You know
sometimes those little guys they deserve
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the attention.. sometimes they make the
best content too
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Oh, I'm a girl, I'm just gonna fucking kill myself, hold on.
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Other times...
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I always thought I had a big family, but-
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Hey!
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Hi, what's up? How many subscribers do you have?
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On what?
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On YouTube idiot, how many
subscribers you have on YouTube?
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Um like
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300,000 or so...
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What?! Are you serious?! You?!
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Hahahahahow do you have so many?
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My boyfriend has much more so-
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Oh I get it..
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You gotta get those views any way you can, right?
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What do you mean?
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Well I mean
come on like, those aren't really your views right?
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I mean they're only watching you
because of DanMark right?
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No!
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What do you what do you like what
kind of videos do you make?
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Oh! um I meanI have a few videos, mostly just of my cats.
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How many views could those possibly get?
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Well actually there's one of
yeah of my cat Wu-Wu reacting to popcorn!
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Okay-
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It's really cute!
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It sounds cute.
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That one has about 3,000 views...
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cool.
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Markiplier! Markiplier! Mark- Mar.. have you seen Markiplier... around here? No?
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Heeeeeeeyyyyyy
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Who is that?
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That's- That's Greg!
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Wha- What is he doing here?
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Uh- I dunno! He kinda just walked in!
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Haha
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Well, he is weird and he is making everyone uncomfortable so you need to go talk to him!
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Yo! Greg! How about you and I, we go
over here?
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He is awesome I mean I how
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cool is it that he's invited me to his
big youtuber party I mean obviously I
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bring a lot to the table so this is as
much of a favor for him as it is for me
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I don't know about this man I feel a
little nervous I don't know if I can do this..
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Why not? come on.
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I'm surrounded by
all these like YouTube celebrities like
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all this talent that's weird..
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nah not all
my friends are YouTube celebrities Greg
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basically all of his friends are famous
I mean I'm I'm swimming with the sharks
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out here okay and I'm a big shark but
these sharks are even bigger than I am
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and if those sharks are bigger than this
shark like just just imagine how big
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those sharks might be...
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it makes you think
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wow those are some big sharks...
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Hahahaha, whooo! Fans!
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Where the hell is he?
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Stop calling me!
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You have fans that call you?
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Do they call you regularly?
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Mm-hmm, yeah I
do
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Oh man yeah it's sucks dude
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I don't think it your number are you
getting hacked or they like messing with
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you I know some people that can help you
out cuz I have my shi-stuff hacked-
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oh no no no!
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My griggers- very sneaky like thieves in the
night!
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How bout! we uh we watch a- uh we have a
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YouTube video! One of your YouTube videos! Let's watch it
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Yeah!
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Yah!
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Yeah. yah yah yah yah yah ya
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I could show you like one two or how ever many you want to look at. We gotta whole night ahead of us!
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We got a whol- a groovy night! Yeah dude!
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It's important I think to you know support
the the smaller channels on YouTube you
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know especially as they're growing it's
tough, it is tough when you're starting out!
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You know what it was.
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it all started
for me with my uh my younger brother and
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I we would we would play video games for
hours you know he would watch me play
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you know our parents would get so mad
because we'd spent so many hours and
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hours eating junk food playing games and
then he died
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I'm just-
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guys I'm just kidding this joke he's
upstairs running around, acting like a
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goofball I'm sure. But he told me how
much he liked watching videos of other
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people playing video games and then
posting him online and it didn't make
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sense to me at the time you know I
thought it was really pointless so I started making my own
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You should really have a button where you know if a character is
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gay or not just like just so you know if
you want to like if you're do hate gay people you can kill them
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you know how about we get some head phones for that!
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Wait what?
Got some
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Some Headphones!
why what are you doing?
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Well there's a lot of people here they're trying to have a conversation and I think you know
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we just want to keep this between us two
youtubers you know what I'm sayin?
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No! What are you talking about? They'll love it! Besides my video is more
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interesting than their boring
conversation anyway
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ya- no.. uh ya- no
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and then I got lucky again, overnight
one of my videos just went pwshooo and I've been
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pretty doing pretty well ever since but
being honest you know I'm scraping the
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bottom of the barrel which is sad, because I'm just
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being myself come back in a couple years
and all I might have left are some fart
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jokes, a cool jacket and- poop jokes..
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alright guys so I just farted! which means I gotta take a shit!
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so that's a good time to end the stream Lazergreg out!
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Is it over? it says there's 20 minutes left
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oh I forgot to stop the recording so I
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just uploaded the whole thing!
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You know you coulda editted that stuff out?
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oh?
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yeah I think people would be less
inclined to watch something that's 55
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minutes long compared to something
that's like you know like 35 minutes on
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or something like that-
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yeah that'll make it better
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Whoa! oh oh hey hey hey you know the rules
here good vibes only all right we're all
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hermanos here anyways
I'm saying is uh what you just showed me
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was a success because you put it out
there there are so many people that you
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talk talk talk all day about grading
people didn't ever do it alright
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that being said I think you can make it
a little bit shorter because my YouTube
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analytics show me and this is you know
I've been in the game for a while now
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buddy. My shorter videos they do
better than my longer videos- and if you
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just if you just make them shorter that
you you got it
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He gets it... ¯\__/¯
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get out get out right now get out of
here
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what are you still doing here
we're closed
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Hey! Greg! I thought you left so um-
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no no I didn't but I'm leaving now so yeah I'm getting out of here
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okay- you alright?
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I'm fine
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you sure?
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I'm positive I'm positive I'm great
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you sure?
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don't I look great?
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Don't touch me
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Why don't you just a little longer I'll get
you a drink here I'll go get-
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I don't want any more drinks okay I don't
anything to do with any of you this was stupid
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I'm sorry I thought it would help
you I thought I could-
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Oh! You thought you could help me! oh it's just me Greg! I always need help don't I always need
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help from you well you know what I don't
need your help I never needed your help
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look look how you're looking at me I can
see it I see it in all your eyes you
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don't think that you can judge me and you can just poop all over my
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accomplishments because every single one of you has more subscribers than me you
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know what you you should have never
invited me to your stupid youtuber party
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anyway!
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The party is better without him!
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everyone who knows me knows that
I love criticism I need criticism I feed
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off of it because you can't get better
unless you accept criticism that's how
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you become the best and that's what I
want to be I want to be the best but it
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has to be constructive yeah no one's
gonna help anyone if you're just being
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mean it was just being a super jerk okay
I'm my biggest critic and I say I'm
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great and everybody thinks Denmark is so
great cuz he's got a cool jacket and a
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hot girlfriend everyone thinks he's
amazing so where does he get off judging
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me telling me that I'm no good a fellow
creator that's not that's not the code
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man from now on I'm gonna live by what I
said
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I still have my channel, my career and my
job- You can't take that from me!
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Greg! come here
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what's up boss?
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you're fired
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Kevin did it
482
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:07,660
you never made it back from your delivery, you never even MADE a delivery, and I had to give them 30% off their
483
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:11,100
next purchase
and Kevin had to do it
484
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,440
told you Kevin did it
485
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,420
If that was the only thing you did
I'd still fire you
486
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,920
name one other thing I did you can't do it you've never done anything name one other thing
487
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:27,750
I've been receiving complaints about people having their toppings... rearranged have you been
488
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:34,740
tampering with toppings?
489
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:40,920
PEOPLE LIKE IT!?! ok I
customize their pizza experience it's FUN
490
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,460
Okay so this is what I do right I like to
personalize every single customer's
491
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:49,970
pizza because you know customer service
comes first and I want them to know I
492
00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:53,910
want to know they didn't just get a
regular old pizza that they paid for
493
00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,120
they got a pizza from Greg a Lazergreg
pizza
494
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:03,440
It's not fun it's disgusting it's disgusting it's gross
495
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,920
it's more fun than disgusting
496
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,800
no no I know that you don't wash your hands. Ok can I ask you guys to leave?
497
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,400
Oh- yeah guys let's get outta here
498
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,640
Greg, we'll see you later...
499
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,260
So... the manager and I had some
500
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:24,580
creative differences
501
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:27,240
you are disgusting you think you just
502
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,610
touch pizzas like that he just rub your
dirty grubs all over them! you are the
503
00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:34,770
stupidest person I've ever met you think
that's ok think it's fun
504
00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:38,340
that's what I get for working with the enemy cuz you know what that that's what this is it's
505
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:45,750
a war between the blue-collar and the
artists apparently there's no room for
506
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:51,630
art in pizza believe me I tried but, no, you know what this taught me? this
507
00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:57,059
taught me that I've been distracted
okay I have to focus all my efforts back
508
00:30:57,059 --> 00:31:00,690
into my YouTube channel because this is
how they get you with you they attempt
509
00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:05,519
to you with pizza and money and then
that's it you're dead you're one of them
510
00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:08,451
there's just a mindless blue-collar
drone out to kill art
511
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,280
hey dude, thanks for the
512
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:19,950
Exactly Kevin ice cream ice cream is
art that's something and Mr. Nycho would
513
00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:25,639
never understand he just cares about
about money on the bottom line
514
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:33,240
so um are you gonna try and do now, you gonna try and make some good videos?
515
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:40,033
no Kevin I'm going to make the best videos
516
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,300
Okay!
517
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,460
yeah!
good idea!
518
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:46,340
It is! So guess what we're doing a stream tonight
519
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,240
you and me Kevin
520
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,440
oh... do you need me to help you?
521
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,750
Of course I need you to help me Kevin you're my
522
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:59,429
friend all right but also we are
partners we're in this together okay you
523
00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:02,850
were always telling me that I I worked
too hard but now we're gonna work even
524
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:09,420
harder as a team we are the dynamic duo
of YouTube and you're my sidekick
525
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,100
yes!
526
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:13,500
yes and now there's nothing we can't
accomplish not one we're together
527
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,120
nothing!
528
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,060
Nothing!
Nothing!
529
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,040
I can't stream tonight..
530
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,080
have you not been listening to a thing I've said ?
531
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,990
I've been doing some thinking
and something really important about
532
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:32,490
being creative is the ability to
continue learning I've been in the game
533
00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:37,500
for a very long time but that doesn't
mean that there's not opportunities to
534
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:43,320
improve it says Mercury playback to
space ingest settings it's got a
535
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:50,190
stomach premier has a stomach?
what did I do? do any of you guys know how
536
00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:52,467
to edit? do you know how to edit?
537
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:55,710
like pretty much all of us know how to edit...
538
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,160
So this is your clip right? Like this is the one you're gonna use I guess
539
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,129
yeah that's the video okay
540
00:32:59,129 --> 00:33:04,860
so you basically in this first window
you can select what parts of it you want
541
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,940
to use so let's say you want to use this
part where you're shooting that-
542
00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,710
I wanna use all of it! That's the whole video
543
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:13,360
Well that's the thing with editing is you don't want to use all of
it
544
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,990
why would I want less gold?
545
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:20,160
because like there's lots of parts where you like you go to the bathroom and stuff and like you
546
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,940
I can cut those
out?
yeah
547
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:26,280
it's gonna take hours for one
548
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:33,410
video that I don't even know where to
start
549
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:50,760
okay it is 3:34 in the morning- the
witching hour... oh it's not like a
550
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:56,100
scary movie or anything there's no
ghosts well I'm recording this because I
551
00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:10,530
wanted to show you guys that I finished
editing I am like an editing ninja I'm
552
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:14,970
just cutting all the chaff like this is
a skill I never know I had I have to cut
553
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:21,240
a lot of gold though it was very hard to
get rid of some of that gold but video
554
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:26,910
is about 30 minutes now I think I have
to say that this is the best video I've
555
00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:37,680
ever made I have to sleep till 1:00 if I
want to get my full 10 hours
556
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,100
Gonna have to kick him
557
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:42,280
off my bed
558
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,940
frick... he's so peaceful
559
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,500
Good morning
560
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,000
good
afternoon
561
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,760
so did you guys hear the news
562
00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,740
no what news?
563
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:06,280
I have decided to make a
youtube comeback
564
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,440
that's great!
565
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,360
you still have that job at the pizza place right?
566
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,310
yeah- of duh I'm working mornings now so I
567
00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,660
can focus on making videos
568
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,340
why didn't you work this morning
569
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,560
I had the day off!
570
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,340
Well it must have been nice to get some rest and did you have fun with your friends last night?
571
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:27,398
mom, I keep telling you they are not my friends, they're just making a movie about me
572
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,160
you had a sleepover with people that aren't your friends?
573
00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:38,910
you're not listening you're not listening to me! this is good news guys I'm back I'm
574
00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,860
making it I'm back guys as long
575
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,580
as you
have a job
576
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:48,220
yeah it was really hard lying
577
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:53,010
to my folks but I'd like to think that
they do the same thing in my position
578
00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:58,860
because all they ever want to do is
support me and help me I'm striving for
579
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:02,100
something greater than they could
possibly imagine
580
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:07,740
I want to tell them it's true trust me
I'd rather I rather tell them the truth
581
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:14,430
but they would want me to lie to them
because it's what's best for me so if
582
00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:22,180
you think about it I'm not lying to them..
I'm lying for them...
583
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,330
alright everybody I'm
584
00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:27,000
off to work now
585
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,340
all right so here's what I do okay I
586
00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:32,750
wake up super early like 8:30 right
before my parents go to work I jump in
587
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:40,220
my car drive around the corner park it
then they leave hop the back fence jump
588
00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:45,550
through the window
589
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:52,900
guys didn't want help? and that's it how
would they even know? who orders a pizza
590
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,680
in the morning
591
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,850
so I know Gregory is
lying to us even if I didn't see him
592
00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:02,080
climb through his window the pizza place
doesn't even open until 11 o'clock and
593
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,120
I'm still subscribed to his YouTube
channel
594
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,030
alright guys I'm back I'm just
595
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:15,010
ditching work forever cuz I quit my job
at the pizza place so now I'm gonna be
596
00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:19,000
playing a lot more games for you guys
I'm going to be uploading probably four
597
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,540
times a day now
598
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:25,360
I leave comments but I
guess he doesn't know it's me
599
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,080
I can't tell my husband he'll kick Greg
out
600
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,720
{falsetto}
It's foolproof!
601
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:39,340
Synth music
602
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,000
click
603
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,720
more intense synth music
604
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:59,690
Kevin hi yeah listen I'm gonna get you
right now
605
00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:04,460
I don't care that you're at school Kevin
all right it's important just tell them
606
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:07,100
that you're sick or something make
yourself barf listen I'm gonna be there
607
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:14,040
in 10 minutes 10 minutes Kevin it's
gonna be 10 minutes it's fine
608
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,200
get in!
609
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,440
You said you'd be 10 minutes!
610
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,120
I was really hungry at stop somewhere to
get food
611
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,707
Well, what dd we get?
612
00:38:21,707 --> 00:38:23,100
MINE!
613
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,480
we have peanuts in my house you can eat there.
614
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:35,720
what makes a video big you
know we could do you know those videos
615
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,410
where like someone dies so I can real
life they're dead but they died in like
616
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:45,840
a really funny way we could do that
people always click on those
617
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,540
are we gonna kill someone Greg?
618
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,660
no it's lightning in a bottle has to
619
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:57,660
look natural there'd be no way we could
make it look good
620
00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:05,570
Well- when I click on a video it's
621
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:09,780
usually because it has a cold picture or
boobies
622
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,540
I know what we should do
623
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:13,660
or a red circle
624
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:17,320
Kevin shut up okay Stop talking!
625
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,580
okay..
626
00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:25,300
we have
to make our thumbnails better think
627
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:30,700
about it the thumbnail it's the first
thing someone sees when they click on a
628
00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:37,730
video and if that looks good then the
video has to be good Kevin let's talk
629
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:44,270
about you when you click on a video
what's the thumbnail look like what is
630
00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:49,850
it say Kevin Kevin answer the question
you never say anything say something
631
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:54,400
real Kevin say anything real
what would you click on what do you look
632
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,260
at what is the video?
Uuuuhhhhh...
633
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,720
Katy Perry's
nipples!
634
00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:07,380
would you click that video
635
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:15,020
I do I always do
636
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:18,520
and the ones that look like they prove aliens exist
637
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:25,240
we figured it out it was right here!
638
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,660
not on the board idiot
639
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:29,360
stop looking it's not on the board
640
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,580
are you gonna write something on the board
641
00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,660
no I'm not gonna write something
on the board I already said the idea
642
00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:33,600
they filmed it
643
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,130
but there's video ideas
otherwise what's the whole entire point
644
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,600
of having this why'd you-
now you're missing an eye
645
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,120
That's uh-
646
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:51,020
now you're missing your face
647
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,180
turn the
fucking cameras off
648
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,380
it is done
649
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,660
I want to click on it now
650
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:25,640
we're onto something Kevin do you feel it?
651
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,560
yeah I feel thirsty
652
00:41:29,569 --> 00:41:33,589
I'm thirsty too Kevin
653
00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:45,600
I'm thirsty for the nectar
654
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,180
nectar?
655
00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:49,660
the youtube nectar
656
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:51,740
What are you talking about?
657
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:54,620
I never know what the fuck you're
talking about
658
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,740
I'm talking about keesh Kevin
659
00:41:56,740 --> 00:42:05,460
Dinero! Mulan... money
660
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:08,140
Oh- dough!
661
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:11,599
exactly there are many types of
662
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:16,670
respectable nectars but none
663
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:20,339
so sweet
664
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:29,109
bountiful as YouTube nectar it is the
only nectar on the world that gives you
665
00:42:29,109 --> 00:42:37,079
everything it's the only nectar that
that makes you into a better person a
666
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:44,230
smarter person think about it go all of
the other youtubers how beautiful it made
667
00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:56,160
them Burnie Burns, PewDiePie ,Markiplier-
all touched by the nectar.
668
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,020
like DanMark!
669
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,700
no
670
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,880
Kevin
671
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,950
it doesn't work for everyone but it's going
672
00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:18,000
to work us! for Lazergreg and Kevin-
Kevin you've got to get a new fucking name dude
673
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,880
but wait Greg, I have a name..
674
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,100
Kevin?! no that's your birth name Kevin okay you
got to get something new you have to
675
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:30,830
come up with a name that people can
respect look at Key & Peele, you think
676
00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:36,620
Key & Peele are their real names? no! you
need a name like Peele
677
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:43,040
well I guess when you put it like that
it makes a bit more sense
678
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:48,050
now the nectar is sitting right in front of you it's got that name on it the nectar is not
679
00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:53,050
for Kevin it's for the new you the
better you it'll come to you naturally
680
00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:55,760
it'll flow into you Kevin
681
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,420
another one
682
00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:59,360
Oh!
683
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:09,320
lucky number Kevin! that's what all the
chicks call me
684
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,050
Genius! you are a genius
685
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:16,340
let's make you a freakin YouTube channel
I've always wondered what it would be
686
00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:23,390
like like what what I would want from
people once I became famous and it would
687
00:44:23,390 --> 00:44:29,360
be create it would be crazy if people
just made fan art of me but in weird sex
688
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:39,470
fantasies can you imagine? you know what'd be funny? is me with Marge Simpson that'd be
689
00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:42,880
hilarious or Elastigirl
690
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,010
oh boy I'm flirting with this one girl
691
00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:52,520
for a while she's been flirting with me
she we we've been flirting with each
692
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:59,240
other it's a mutual thing the two of us
and I don't even really know how it
693
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:03,130
started she was one of the first people
who started watching my videos and then
694
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:08,170
we just took it from there and we're
just getting these very long very deep
695
00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:13,080
conversations in the comments section
where we talk about everything the
696
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:20,360
content of the videos life politics love
and we just have this connection
697
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:26,030
I was one of Greg's first subscribers you know? Greg cares a lot about his fans but I
698
00:45:26,030 --> 00:45:29,320
think he sees me as his number one fan
699
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,480
I mean she's obsessed with me dude she's my only support her on patreon
700
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,080
you know I think if it as allowance I mean I
701
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,050
think Greg would appreciate it more
we're thinking that it's coming from a
702
00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:45,080
fan than his mom please don't tell his
father
703
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,360
she wants me
704
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,310
so I realized that you
can't just title a video Mark Wahlberg
705
00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:57,320
you'll never guess we killed exposed and
just make it a fallout playthrough
706
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,670
because people get mad they start
disliking it a lot I got a lot of
707
00:46:01,670 --> 00:46:07,650
dislikes on that video and dislikes make
me sad
708
00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:11,200
so I learned that if you're gonna title
video something you actually have to
709
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,850
talk about what's in the title of the
video who's like confirmed to be an
710
00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:20,890
alien like celebrity wise there the
obvious ones David Bowie's definitely an
711
00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:23,410
alien why else would he write those
songs he's hiding in plain sight
712
00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:28,060
it's just the I think these things are
interesting to talk about and now
713
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:33,190
because of it I can still do what I love
I can still play video games and make
714
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:39,040
people happy and become more famous the
Malaysian airline flight right it just
715
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,590
disappeared and everyone just stopped
talking about it even though we never
716
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:44,110
found it we never found it and you know
what that means right
717
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:48,460
I mean you think about it you think of
all the places that the government doesn't
718
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:53,530
let you go like Indian reservations. what
are they trying to hide? they say that
719
00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:56,980
it's just a place where Indians can live
in peace or whatever but they could be
720
00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:03,130
doing anything brewing anything. but I'm
at a hundred five subscribers 105
721
00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:09,190
subscribers now I'm gaining like 10
subscribers a week DanMark right now
722
00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:15,960
he's at like 400 thousands so I'll pass
him at least a couple of weeks
723
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:21,220
HEY everybody!! DanMark here! got a story to tell ya
724
00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:27,880
Holy POO is it a good day? once upon a time this morning in fact I was walking down the road my
725
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,710
neighbor it's like hey there mark what
up and I'm like oh and he's like he goes
726
00:47:32,710 --> 00:47:36,700
he goes to me he he comes up to me and
he goes he goes huh DAMN Mark how did
727
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:41,260
you get nine hundred thousand followers
-nine hundred thousand YouTube followers
728
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:46,870
I was like no way he's like yeah way so
I ran home really fast looked at my
729
00:47:46,870 --> 00:47:51,400
computer and he was not kidding this
this is huge nine hundred thousand it's
730
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,450
you guys who inspire me everyday
inspiration changes perspective
731
00:47:55,450 --> 00:48:00,940
therefore changes yourself I reached nine
hundred thousand followers today and
732
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:07,240
everything that I do here just just
could've been done without each and
733
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:14,070
every nine hundred thousand of you
believing in me and
734
00:48:14,070 --> 00:48:15,440
PISS ASS!!
735
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:21,300
time to spend however many minutes each
my videos are-
736
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:25,920
uh shit, I'm late..
737
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,300
Jim! you got the camera all.. set up
738
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,260
You need a cup of coffee or anything?
no, I'm alright
739
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,260
AAYYY! Jim!!
740
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:38,020
yeah I checked out Greg's channel
recently I think it's gotten a lot better
741
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:41,200
I don't think it's the kind of
Content that I would really want to watch...
742
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,640
the Taliban are victims the Taliban-
743
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,100
uh- but he's he's got his own thing he's on
744
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:52,840
his own path and I can't fault him for
that you can't fault anybody for that for being themselves
745
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,880
anyone who practices magic is evil David Blaine I
746
00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:00,289
went to a magic show once when I was a
kid and how did he get the coin behind
747
00:49:00,289 --> 00:49:02,660
my ear if they can make a coin show up
behind my ear
748
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:07,579
I consider Greg Greg a friend I think
he's a friend I think he would I'd hope
749
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:12,049
you considered me the same and I want
all my friends to succeed you know I
750
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:20,480
believe that there is a genre for
everyone and a viewer for every creator
751
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:28,980
what is his game here?
752
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:32,580
he is always one
step ahead of me
753
00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:38,820
so I need to be two steps ahead of me
754
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:41,960
and then I'll be one step ahead of him
755
00:49:44,450 --> 00:49:51,460
what makes DanMark popular like what why do people like him
756
00:49:51,460 --> 00:50:00,800
well I mean he's got a nice personality his videos are funny and well edited and
757
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,720
no
758
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,400
It's his jacket..
759
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,080
I didn't know that...
760
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:14,400
yeah it's his jacket... jacket
761
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:28,560
Tssssss, it's like $80...
762
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,840
Kevin how much money do you have?
763
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,790
Uh, like $12
764
00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:37,240
how does he even afford that?
765
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:41,240
I mean he has like a million subscribers..
766
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:46,750
no no, he has nine hundred forty-eight thousand
three hundred ninety-six subscribers
767
00:50:46,930 --> 00:50:54,200
well then how are you gonna get the
jacket because I mean I was thinking of
768
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,970
some video ideas so we could do and
maybe if I learn some editing we could
769
00:50:58,970 --> 00:51:04,070
come out with content more often together
and I wanted to research us playing
770
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,840
a new game together and I
have a few ideas that I want to go and try-
771
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,360
Kevin! have an idea
772
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,080
I thought my idea was
pretty
773
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,640
I know where we could get that jacket...
774
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,200
Okay, here we are.
775
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,120
is this DanMark's house?
776
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,240
Oh yeah- put your ski mask on
777
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,440
I don't have a ski mask!
778
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,040
Why didn't you bring your mask?
Are we going to break into DanMark's house?!
779
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,520
No- Kevin it's not like we're doing anything
780
00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:46,430
super illegal- we're just going in there and taking his jacket!
781
00:51:46,430 --> 00:51:51,109
Greg, I don't feel comfortable doing that stealing is-stealing is wrong
782
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:57,080
Kevin all right listen don't don't bail
me now okay after everything I've done
783
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,960
for you okay just relax
784
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:04,369
Greg, you have never done anything for me I thought it
785
00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:09,560
was cool cuz you were older than me
and had a car but you're always mean to
786
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,980
me and you never liked my ideas and I'm
starting to fail Spanish class now cuz
787
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:19,480
you keep pulling me out of my school
788
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:24,160
where's this coming from
why being such a baby would it work
789
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,200
Kevin you're the only one who could fit
my chimney just
790
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,440
it'll be fast, don't worry about it.
791
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,510
Greg no I just I can't do this
792
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,680
that's wrong I'm walking home
793
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,040
wait wait you can't go man, we're a team!
I'm done
794
00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:44,160
We're Lazergreg, an- and LuckyNumberKevin!
795
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,970
No Greg.
796
00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:49,840
Kevin!
797
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:54,560
You can never be done Kevin!
798
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:02,320
fine, more nectar for me!
799
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,080
see you on the stream on Friday!
800
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,680
I'm not coming back to the stream
Greg
801
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,320
I'm in..
802
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,920
if only these walls could talk...
803
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,680
to me...
804
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,240
about his secrets
805
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:24,120
he's wearing it
806
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,720
Thar she blows!
807
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,560
Greg!
808
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,120
What are you doing?
809
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,160
what do you mean what am I doing? You know what I'm doing
810
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,720
You're not actually doing this are you?
811
00:54:52,720 --> 00:55:00,000
No-no, you're right. I wrote it down, had you film it, had you record it! Drove all the way here and broke into his house because I'm not gonna do it, really?
812
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,480
Oh my god...
813
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,240
you're not actually considering going through with this?
814
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,840
Greg!
815
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,440
Whaaat do you want?
816
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,280
You will go to jail!
817
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,840
I'm going to go to jail?
818
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,480
You will go to jail!
819
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,920
Who's going to arrest me, is it going to be you? What are you a cop now? Officer idiot!
820
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,280
let me work
821
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,040
Fuck me..
822
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,160
No! no, I can't do this
823
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,880
I can't do this anymore
824
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,400
I'm DONE! I'm fucking leaving
825
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,600
Get outta here
826
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,760
Just- Just leave the mic!
827
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,400
What is his deal?
828
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,560
Hmm..
829
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:34,120
I just didn't have the heart for it he
obviously cares so much about that
830
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:44,000
jacket sleeps in it so why would I even
take something that makes him so happy I gotta just get..
831
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,680
Danmark sleeps in his jacket
832
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:56,800
Danmark sleeps in his jacket
Danmark SLEEPS in his jacket
833
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:16,760
oh my god DanMark sleeps in his jacket!
834
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:35,249
all right guys get this I have some
serious dirt on DanMark- REAL DIRT and the
835
00:57:35,249 --> 00:57:38,459
thing is DanMark and I we're we're
really good friends were like best
836
00:57:38,459 --> 00:57:41,939
friends he lets me stay in his house all
the time we hang out all the time his
837
00:57:41,939 --> 00:57:47,729
girlfriend super hot and she's super
nice to me specifically but I just felt
838
00:57:47,729 --> 00:57:52,040
like I had to inform his audience of who
he really is...
839
00:57:52,040 --> 00:58:00,479
I can't believe I am gonna say it! did you know that DanMark actually sleeps while wearing his jacket- like
840
00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:11,279
what a freakin weirdo like he sleeps in his jacket! some of you guys are gonna be thinking like that
841
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:16,619
it's not that big a deal
Oh DanMark sleeps in his jacket oh who
842
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:21,839
cares it's like but that makes him a
freak and a psychopath and a crazy
843
00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:28,169
person he he loves his image of who he
is like the DanMark personality like oh
844
00:58:28,169 --> 00:58:31,589
who he's become the sellout that he is
now that he can't even take his jacket
845
00:58:31,589 --> 00:58:34,000
off when he's sleeping
846
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,550
No I don't feel bad... I don't feel bad at all
847
00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:44,550
we're rivals we're like all the famous
rivals we're like Tom and Jerry or FDR
848
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:49,280
and Hitler or John Lennon and the guy
who killed John Lennon
849
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,400
look at you guys
850
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,230
I see the way you look at me
every time I bring up Danmark you all
851
00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:05,160
look at me the same way you look at me
like like you don't understand like how
852
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,670
could he hate Danmark how could anyone
hate Danmark you've all talked to him
853
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:11,640
you've all spent time with him you've
all interviewed him and you all think
854
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:20,180
he's so perfect and so great but you
never asked me you never asked me why
855
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:27,960
you want to know? You want to find out?
856
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,840
in high school I had this class and this
857
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:39,770
guy would sit next to me and he didn't "bully" me nobody ever bullies me but...
858
00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:47,790
he gave me a hard time
he made it difficult every day he made
859
00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:52,830
it hard and then one day before class
he's coming up to me and I know what
860
00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:55,170
he's gonna do and I know what he's gonna
say and I know what's gonna happen but
861
00:59:55,170 --> 01:00:01,020
then DanMark shows up- out of nowhere
completely forgot he was in the class
862
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:06,510
all I could focus was on this guy and he
just stares him down tells him to
863
01:00:06,510 --> 01:00:10,770
leave me alone and the guy gets back up
in his face right here like they're
864
01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:16,080
gonna fight but DanMark doesn't move
DanMark just stands there and tells them
865
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:21,570
to leave me alone and the guy gives up
then he sits down and he doesn't look at
866
01:00:21,570 --> 01:00:24,720
me it doesn't say anything to me for the
rest of the year
867
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:31,260
and you know what happened after that
everyone starts patting Danmark on the
868
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:37,350
back saying how great of a guy he is how
he's a hero how he saved me and you know
869
01:00:37,350 --> 01:00:40,680
where that left me?
870
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,020
I was just the kid that needed to be saved
871
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:49,740
well I didn't need his help! I didn't ask
him for his help, but that's all I was
872
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:54,930
the guy who he saved
and that's why I have to beat him if
873
01:00:54,930 --> 01:01:00,869
that's why I'm chasing him that's why I
have to pass him cuz that's not all I'm
874
01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:07,190
going to be and that's the whole reason
why he did it he didn't do it to help me
875
01:01:07,190 --> 01:01:11,430
he did it to help himself so everyone
would congratulate him so he would be
876
01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:13,819
the hero
877
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,400
it's too late now anyway it's not like I
can take the video down it's already
878
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,880
uploaded
879
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,360
You know you can take a video down?
880
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,520
can you?
881
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:33,960
yeah
I'm not gonna take it down
now, it's got a ton of views it's got a hundred like a day
882
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,960
-it's not a big deal
DanMark sleeps in his jacket but no
883
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:41,630
that makes him a freak and a psychopath
and a crazy person he what I'm like I
884
01:01:41,630 --> 01:01:46,950
love him so much he's like a brother to
me but he is a fucking freak what is
885
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,960
that even
886
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,720
this is the greatest day of my life
887
01:02:05,609 --> 01:02:10,720
welcome back griggers we're having
another comment comeback video first
888
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:15,099
comment is from beef jerky is my life
fuck DanMark, I always knew he was a
889
01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:19,660
pussy. Here's the thing- you're not close
to DanMark one of his friends or his
890
01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:24,339
best friends or in his family I am so I
can say from personal experience that
891
01:02:24,339 --> 01:02:27,160
yes he is a gigantic pussy
892
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:32,120
"thank you for telling me, unsubscribed from Dan Marc because of this always knew there was something off about him"
893
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:36,640
well real Bigfoot there is
something off about him just not his
894
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:46,320
jacket- cuz he sleeps in it is! next comment
is from my boy my Griggga Nazi Dogg
895
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:52,080
"video was alright, kind of funny, miss Kevin
though hope to see him in the next one"
896
01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:01,160
Oh Nazi-D! nobody misses Kevin he's a
soul-sucking coward! Next comment is from
897
01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:07,630
elite hacker 666 kill yourself you hack
you suck what you're doing is this dumb
898
01:03:07,630 --> 01:03:12,900
drama crap reviews alright
I'm not gonna- read your novel just cuz I
899
01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:17,200
owned your boyfriend on the internet
we're just gonna move on...
900
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,920
Most of them are kinda similar...
901
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,839
ok except we
902
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:36,240
have one from an original Lazergreg fan!-
puppyluvr<3 "I'm so happy that
903
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:41,160
you're finally getting views! you're
finally the superstar I always knew you would be"
904
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,589
I'm proud of him, I mean I
don't get it but you know what he's
905
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:54,160
successful at it which is great I mean
even though he can sometimes be a little mean
906
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,800
what would I be proud of?
907
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,200
my
son tricked a hundred and seventy
908
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:06,670
thousand people into watching this crap
oh my god
909
01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:10,160
this is completely his mother's fault
910
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,910
Greg seems to think that I'm a young woman
911
01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:20,960
that's um, interested in him. this is
getting a little weird
912
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,320
faster faster faster!
913
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:30,839
[GREG'S MOM}
So Greg found my email address and he's
been emailing me pretty naughty things
914
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:37,000
I'm just trying to ignore it because I
mean I'm sure there's other women that
915
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,920
he's talking to like that
916
01:04:48,920 --> 01:05:01,340
this part always grosses me out ew- ew
mousse is not very efficient so you got
917
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:06,550
to use a lot of it I kill a tube a week
typically
918
01:05:12,590 --> 01:05:16,290
yep
things are looking pretty good on Planet
919
01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:21,270
youtube.com/Lazergreg I found out
that you can get a ton of viewers if you
920
01:05:21,270 --> 01:05:25,350
just find someone who's very very
popular and say terrible things about
921
01:05:25,350 --> 01:05:30,810
them so Ploptron, right like he's a nut
he's a psychopath here I here's the
922
01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:34,140
thing he acts all secretive like he's
never shown his face but I've seen him
923
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:38,190
on several occasions I see him all the
time and he's like he's an ugly gross
924
01:05:38,190 --> 01:05:42,150
idiot which explains why he's so
paranoid he thinks that the government
925
01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:45,420
is stealing your poop so they can put it
in vaccinations and that's what turns
926
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:48,680
your kids retarded
927
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,990
I get a lot of dislikes now though- but people are always gonna
928
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:56,550
hate on people more popular than them
and besides dislike it's only three
929
01:05:56,550 --> 01:06:02,670
letters away from like so if you think
about it people like me he look like he
930
01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:06,600
loves himself so much like he's so in
love with the Danmark persona he's just
931
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:12,600
he's just gonna wear a jacket forever
like it's his skin now his gross
932
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:18,690
DanMark foreskin- I hate it when a person is
foreskin he's an animal fuck him it's
933
01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:23,240
just silliest things you guys know that
I wouldn't I wouldn't sleep in my jacket
934
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:33,150
I did happen to fall asleep once
with my clothes on after a long night of
935
01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:37,340
streaming but I mean that was just like
936
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:48,960
You guys wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? like you would, um-
937
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,040
you would tell me right?
938
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:13,940
Ya- no.. the negativity is getting to me
a little bit but I try not to let it
939
01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:18,530
affect me too much they're still
watching the video I'm still getting the
940
01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:23,000
views that it's not that big a deal!
941
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,920
Greg have you not found a better way of
doing this?
942
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,360
have you found another window leading into this room?
943
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,520
I just- all I care
about is that I either get shotty or sniper
944
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,640
you took my sniper rifle
alright it's alright it's alright
945
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:41,270
everything's good here in the Danmark
world you can't get to me he can't get
946
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:43,580
under my skin
you'll be will see you as laughing when
947
01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:48,440
the scoreboard it signifies that I win
in the end!
948
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:52,610
Uhhh hey it's Kevin I am NOT at
949
01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:57,120
my phone right now or or-
950
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:06,620
Hey buddy!
it's me Lazer- it's me Greg I just wanted
951
01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:14,589
to call check-in man see and see what's
going on see what you were doing
952
01:08:14,589 --> 01:08:22,250
I'm doing great you know I got a
girlfriend now that's a lie that's a lie
953
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:28,150
I don't actually have a girlfriend I was
just trying to make you jealous
954
01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:33,560
Who am i kidding though? you'd never get
jealous
955
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,640
shit man you're Lazer-Greg!
956
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,400
yeah that's me
957
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,500
dude this is awesome I'm a big
fan you mind if we get a selfie together
958
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,440
sure
959
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:48,440
oh thanks man! yeah thanks I really
appreciate it
960
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:49,960
thanks cool run into you
961
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,480
No problem!
962
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,998
Hey- is that za? you got some za?
there
963
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,680
yeah yeah we're having a little get together over my friends place so I'm gonna go over
964
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,800
Wow- that sounds really fun
965
01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:04,000
that sounds really fun like what what
what's the occasion? what are you guys doin?
966
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:09,760
you know it's it's actually just a thing but they're waiting on me- and the pizza, so I should really get going...
967
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,440
I have a great idea you know would be nuts what
968
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:16,489
if I showed up? What if Lazergreg came to the party? and I and they were they would all
969
01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:19,000
be super like that'd be nuts right?
970
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,529
yeah oh I'm not really sure it's kind of that
971
01:09:21,529 --> 01:09:26,270
vibe man, like not a lot of people watch the
videos there I'm sure they'd appreciate
972
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,040
you once they saw it- once they saw you
though
973
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:34,360
well maybe next time! maybe you can get them to subscribe so next time they would recognize me!
974
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,560
yeah man, it was nice meeting you..
975
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,680
get them to subscribe and then I'll
come to the party next time they'll all be impressed
976
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,200
Put the selfie online! show them you met Lazergreg!
977
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,720
The channel is doing great..
a lot of people seem to like me now.. even
978
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,560
though it doesn't seem like it
979
01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:03,219
a lot of ways I really miss the old days
we would just goof off and stream after
980
01:10:03,219 --> 01:10:12,580
work so we should definitely hang out
sometime so you should call me back but
981
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:17,080
I gotta go now
I don't want to get recognized again
982
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:26,000
by another fan! so.. just... I'm really busy
these days but but if you were to call
983
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,600
I would make time
984
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:38,840
anyway see you later buddy
985
01:10:43,830 --> 01:10:50,610
it's not exactly how I envisioned my
youtube career but look do you never
986
01:10:50,610 --> 01:10:53,820
know how the mighty hand of Fame will
strike you
987
01:10:53,820 --> 01:11:00,360
winners can't be choosers besides I have
plenty of fans people still know me and
988
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,400
love me
989
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,960
like puppyluver<3..
990
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,360
Do you
guys think that this is going just a
991
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:16,620
little too slow? yeah I think it's going
pretty slow I think it's time I make a
992
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:21,400
big move really kick things up a notch
993
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:25,440
What- what do you mean Greg?
994
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:29,800
I'm gonna send her a picture of my junk
995
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,160
Wait- what!?
996
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,680
yeaup! it's gonna be great!
997
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,720
No, he can't do this!
998
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,320
shut up!
999
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,600
Yeah! shut up! god, I can't get hard with
1000
01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:43,440
you freaking screaming
1001
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:44,680
Alright....
1002
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,000
I'm going to tell her.
1003
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,600
Ah shoot, Ah shoot
1004
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,600
Aaaaaand send
1005
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,360
Ah shoot- oh no no
1006
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,480
OH MY GOD! What is this?!
1007
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,480
Hoooooo no... OOOhhhh no
1008
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:07,680
OH FUCK!!
1009
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,960
how did we even get to this situation?
1010
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,600
dad it it wasn't me
1011
01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:15,520
okay it's them they didn't tell meee
1012
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,360
did you guys know about this?
1013
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,800
I don't- uh.. know
1014
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,440
they knew I told them not to say anything I didn't want you to know
1015
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:29,200
that's an issue and... we'll deal with it later. right now I have half a mind to kick you
1016
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:36,080
out but since you've been keeping up
with your responsibilities your job
1017
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,770
He doesn't have a job. he has a job in
months!
1018
01:12:40,770 --> 01:12:42,760
What? No- mom
1019
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,570
Greg
1020
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,480
how did you find out how did you know
1021
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,440
I watch your videos!
1022
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:55,320
I want you out of the house before I get back from work and take this riffraff with you I want this
1023
01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:05,680
done no more cameras no more riffraff no
more dick pics just OUT- You understand?
1024
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,880
That is so gay...
1025
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,320
Heeey! Kevin, what's up man?
1026
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:21,780
long time no see! listen a little bit of
a favor, weird thing out of the blue I
1027
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:23,640
kind of have to stay inside your house
and live here
1028
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,240
Greg- I don't think
1029
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,550
it wouldn't be for long Kevin it would just be until I got
back on my feet all right hey there was
1030
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:35,240
some old drama at the old house so I
wouldn't even know I was here- I'm super clean
1031
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,200
Greg- listen, I really don't think
that's a good idea, I'm sorry i just-
1032
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,120
Kevin-
1033
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,840
I'm kind of at a
disadvantage here Kevin okay I'm on the
1034
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:51,570
street look I understand you're mad at
me or whatever but I I called you I
1035
01:13:51,570 --> 01:13:53,760
left a bunch of messages all right I
said I was sorry
1036
01:13:53,760 --> 01:14:01,230
you didn't say you're sorry. I listened
to all your messages Greg and I'm not
1037
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:08,120
mad at you anymore, but but even if I did want you to stay I don't think my mom would be cool with it ...
1038
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:11,840
Why wouldn't she be okay
with it? Your mother loves me!
1039
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,600
I didn't know that you lived with-
1040
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,840
Darth Vader!
1041
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,760
Yeah- I don't think she likes you very much..
1042
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,200
Is this about... you all laughed! every
single one of you, you all laughed!
1043
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,360
you all thought it was hilarious
1044
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:42,800
OH MY GOD, did you guys get that?
1045
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,720
we all laughed together!
1046
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,590
Greg, I'm sorry I just I
1047
01:14:46,590 --> 01:14:51,210
can't I can't let you stay here maybe
I'll see you again soon but I just I
1048
01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:54,200
gotta go I'm sorry
1049
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:08,450
he is such a baby I'm a terrible friend
I'm the ba- I'm the.. he just left me to
1050
01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:15,000
rot in the street he just abandoned me
he...
1051
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,040
okay.. um...
1052
01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:26,239
What about you guys? You can- can I
stay in one of you guys' places? I
1053
01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:30,980
mean there's a bunch of you and it'd
just be for like a couple of days or
1054
01:15:30,980 --> 01:15:35,090
like a week or something.. then hey!
you'd have Dir- yeah you'd have direct
1055
01:15:35,090 --> 01:15:40,720
access to the the star of your movie! you
know?
1056
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:45,280
Um.. I think we're good-
Yeah I think we got everything
1057
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:49,280
I think we're pretty much done with the movie, this was one of the last things we needed...
1058
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,650
you guys do know that this is
1059
01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:56,000
basically all your fault right
none of this would have happened if you
1060
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,350
had told me who I was talking to you
knew the entire time I wouldn't be here
1061
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,320
if it wasn't for you
1062
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:12,800
I know what this is
you're turning me into the
1063
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,720
the villain of your movie!
1064
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,000
You're tricking people! You tricked me! you can't-
1065
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,060
treat me like this you can't treat
someone like this alright I'm not just a
1066
01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:27,280
character in your movie I'm a person
1067
01:16:27,489 --> 01:16:29,680
turn the cameras off
1068
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,480
Greg, I think we're just going to leave...
1069
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,400
Yeah you're just gonna leave? Movie's over?
1070
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:39,640
there's your ending Greg's an idiot!
Greg's alone!
1071
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,640
this isn't right you can't-
1072
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,600
fine
1073
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,139
movie's over see you later guys
1074
01:16:48,139 --> 01:16:57,600
hope your movie sucks no one's gonna
watch it! nobody cares! nobody cares!
1075
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:03,840
I think it sucks what's happening with
Greg. I mean I hold no animosity towards
1076
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:07,530
him. I got thick skin, you know, emotionally
1077
01:17:07,530 --> 01:17:13,320
bulletproof. You got to, I mean
there's always going to be bad vibes on
1078
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:17,880
the internet and if you just let them
get you down there it's gonna be uh it's
1079
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,729
gonna be hard to come back from it. At
this point I just kind of like really
1080
01:17:20,729 --> 01:17:27,719
feel bad I'm bad for the guy. I mean I
have people every day that are
1081
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:33,869
commenting on my videos saying
that I'm stupid I'm ugly that I don't
1082
01:17:33,869 --> 01:17:43,559
belong on YouTube... but um I tried to quit
YouTube but I've tried and nobody else
1083
01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:52,019
would take me... I have no practical skills
so YouTube is just kind of stuck with me
1084
01:17:52,019 --> 01:17:55,280
for the time that means so I
1085
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,680
Just one sec
1086
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:14,520
DanMark... I have nowhere to go. I need
somewhere to stay. Can I please stay with you?
1087
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:17,400
I have nowhere, please?
1088
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:26,960
yeah of course... Um yeah, come in, I just gotta give uh.. I just gotta give- I just got to talk to Julie... but come on come on in
1089
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,000
thank you, thank you DanMark
1090
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,920
It's mark.. but
1091
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,520
he's weird and he makes me uncomfortable
1092
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:37,679
he's not weird- he's just we need to give
1093
01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:40,840
him a chance here all right
1094
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,560
he he hates you! he tried to ruin your career what's wrong with you?
1095
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,000
He doesn't hate me!
1096
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,920
yes he does!- His entire career is-
1097
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,000
No! No!
1098
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:57,240
Greg- you don't hate me, do you?
1099
01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,920
Nu-uh
1100
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,960
See!
1101
01:19:03,170 --> 01:19:07,940
Greg where'd you get the Styrofoam cup
1102
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:14,320
well this I got out on the streets..
1103
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,920
he needs us.
1104
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,489
I think this will be really
1105
01:19:17,489 --> 01:19:24,210
good for Greg it seemed like he was
going it through some rough times I
1106
01:19:24,210 --> 01:19:29,510
can't help but feel just a little bit
responsible for all of this I guess I
1107
01:19:29,510 --> 01:19:35,040
may have given Greg the impression that
he had to compete with me I mean I did
1108
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:42,929
just beat dark souls I'm pretty
intimidating. I am hoping that this whole
1109
01:19:42,929 --> 01:19:46,590
experience will be a positive one for
him I think given the time that we can
1110
01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:52,050
spend together you'll get to see me as a
person and not as a YouTube rival, you
1111
01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:57,420
know? I'll treat him like any other my
friends maybe even let him sit in a
1112
01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:59,760
streaming session or a recording session
you know
1113
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:06,560
oh here's the studio but- you just gotta keep it down a little bit... Julie's in there
1114
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,240
is Julie pissed off that I'm staying here?
1115
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,400
That sucks...
1116
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,080
this is the master bedroom
1117
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:14,360
yeah I know
1118
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,160
this is where you'll be bunking it's the guest room
1119
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,560
thank you
1120
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:28,270
honestly I'm kind of surprised that he's
letting me stay here and I am really
1121
01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:38,260
appreciative I was kind of mean to him
in the past- well he was pretty mean to me
1122
01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:42,610
too
it was mostly him but he's making it up
1123
01:20:42,610 --> 01:20:46,990
to me by letting me stay in his house
under his roof!
1124
01:20:46,990 --> 01:20:49,240
that's it goes deep-
1125
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,390
man I don't know, I think I just need to take some time to
1126
01:20:52,390 --> 01:20:58,060
figure things out really get back on my
feet and figure out where I want to go
1127
01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:03,400
from here because it was hard though
there were a few hours there where I was
1128
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:12,300
on the streets and I really didn't know
what was gonna happen to me I'm just I
1129
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:20,840
am I'm really grateful that DanMark
took me in
1130
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,600
they're really gonna miss me when I leave in a few months...
1131
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:32,960
and we're live- in five four two welcome back to
1132
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:37,390
another live stream I hope you're all
having a good night if you have a funny
1133
01:21:37,390 --> 01:21:45,370
story or just one is alo leave a comment
good notice tonight uh we have a special
1134
01:21:45,370 --> 01:21:51,040
guest right here he's a bit of a
controversial figure but we're here to
1135
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:56,070
get to know him a little bit more wanna
understand him we're gonna go inside him
1136
01:21:56,070 --> 01:22:03,760
everybody welcome the man the legend- Lazergreg!
1137
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,320
Woo!
1138
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:14,480
Uh yeah- hi, I'm Lazergreg- how's it going everybody? weeee
1139
01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:20,400
Woohooo! that's right uh so guys I saw something
1140
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,280
very strange this morning-
1141
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:23,480
was it me?
1142
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:30,120
Uh, no- it actually wasn't but now I should
1143
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:35,600
explain Greg has been staying with me
at the last couple days..
1144
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,560
Yeah, I didn't really have a choice I was homeless
1145
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,520
What?- well?
1146
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,960
I see that we have a lot of comments
1147
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:52,460
coming in here that are asking we're
gonna fight.. come on guys this is
1148
01:22:52,460 --> 01:22:58,280
tonight Greg and I, we're
vegetarians-
1149
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:06,440
There will be no beef between the dos of us, right homie?
1150
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,160
yeah we're
gonna have a good time
1151
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,920
A swell time! so we're having a good time
good we're just here to play some video
1152
01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:16,270
games
nice and game there's gonna chill a bit
1153
01:23:16,270 --> 01:23:19,240
we're HOMIES!
1154
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,640
please stop hitting me..
1155
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:44,240
so I have been here a
few weeks now and it's been so sweet
1156
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,710
I've been feeling really good
this place has a great energy there's
1157
01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:53,360
there's so many good vibes I think DanMark and Julie are starting a warm up to
1158
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:59,480
me and I've been in basically all of
DanMark's videos! we make such a good
1159
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,600
creative team-
1160
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:06,140
look at that I always got your back- yeah did you see
1161
01:24:06,140 --> 01:24:07,520
that it was a trust exercise..
1162
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,553
but who's got yours?
no!
1163
01:24:09,553 --> 01:24:10,610
I got yours.
1164
01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:12,560
You see this? You see what we can accomplish when we work together?
1165
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,640
you see see that
1166
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:20,690
yeah sure I had all my old loyal fans my
old channel but, who needs them? I'm
1167
01:24:20,690 --> 01:24:24,490
being watched by so many more people now
1168
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:34,120
whoo sorry Julie I did not know you were
in here are you editing a video?
1169
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:39,990
Yeah- it's been a while the posted one, so just needs to get this one out there.
1170
01:24:39,990 --> 01:24:48,590
Oh right yeah you make youtube videos too- I knew that I knew that already
1171
01:24:50,510 --> 01:24:58,130
Julie listen I wanted to say something
1172
01:24:58,370 --> 01:25:01,400
I'm really sorry about when I was rude
to you.
1173
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:05,200
when which time?
1174
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:11,680
At the party- I told you that the only reason
people watched your videos was because
1175
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:20,240
you were dating DanMark- you
deserve a lot more respect than that
1176
01:25:21,819 --> 01:25:25,200
it's okay just it's really not a big
deal
1177
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:29,260
No, Julie, this is a big deal I mean
1178
01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:33,409
you put so much hard work into this and
you put you put so much of yourself into
1179
01:25:33,409 --> 01:25:37,400
it and no one no one should be allowed
to discredit that!
1180
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,400
No, honestly this is just a hobby to me-
1181
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:44,960
no it isn't this is not a hobby Julie this is your passion this is important to you!
1182
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:48,079
no it's not, it's not my
career and it's just what I do for fun
1183
01:25:48,079 --> 01:25:51,229
and the only reason I have followers
this cause of DanMark and that's like
1184
01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:54,560
completely fine with me so...
1185
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,080
how are you fine with that?
1186
01:25:57,080 --> 01:26:01,189
Because I mean I wouldn't be even doing this at all if it wasn't for him. Like I mean I'm glad I have the
1187
01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:09,260
opportunity but I wouldn't be pursuing
it if it weren't for him.
1188
01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:14,800
doesn't it feel like you didn't earn their attention at all though?
1189
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,229
yeah whatever
1190
01:26:26,990 --> 01:26:31,520
um thanks for the apology though
1191
01:26:33,969 --> 01:26:37,480
whatever
1192
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:48,090
I am an artist, and artists need
to create for themselves imagine a world
1193
01:26:48,090 --> 01:26:51,280
where artists didn't create for
themselves they just helped other
1194
01:26:51,280 --> 01:27:00,119
artists with their art and their
problems it would be empty frames and
1195
01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:07,090
blank canvases dry brushes it would be
just like that movie where the
1196
01:27:07,090 --> 01:27:10,560
government steals all the color...
1197
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,159
Schindler's List I'm really grateful for
1198
01:27:14,159 --> 01:27:21,429
DanMark letting me stay in his house and
I've learned a lot from him I'm sure
1199
01:27:21,429 --> 01:27:30,070
he's learned a lot from me but I got to
go back and do my own thing and recreate
1200
01:27:30,070 --> 01:27:37,510
my YouTube space and honestly I don't
care if I don't have a single subscriber
1201
01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:44,469
anymore
I will rebuild and I'll create a whole
1202
01:27:44,469 --> 01:27:48,480
new fanbase
1203
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,880
DanMark!
1204
01:27:51,969 --> 01:27:58,680
I want to live in a world where there is
color-
1205
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,440
Me too Greg-
1206
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:07,630
There's just- so much canvas out there that I still need to put my brush on, do you
1207
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,599
understand what I'm saying? this is what
I'm saying:
1208
01:28:09,599 --> 01:28:16,269
painting with you on your canvas it's
been so great but it's time for me to
1209
01:28:16,269 --> 01:28:20,680
start creating on my own again..
1210
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:25,200
yeah if you- uh, want to learn to paint I think you definitely should do that...
1211
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:29,280
You really get it
1212
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:32,469
that's why I think it's about time I
1213
01:28:32,469 --> 01:28:34,680
move out
1214
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:38,920
yeah that is a great idea-
1215
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,150
it is a great idea
1216
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:48,680
and it gets even better, I'm about to make everything right. I'm gonna make an apology
1217
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,800
video
1218
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:50,960
oh
1219
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:53,760
and I know what you're thinking we're sitting
1220
01:28:53,769 --> 01:28:58,040
here in private and I could apologize to
you right here right now
1221
01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,160
get out of my head
1222
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:06,189
But! think about this, now imagine I
make a video put it on the internet the
1223
01:29:06,189 --> 01:29:09,939
whole world sees it and everyone on the
planet knows how sorry I am
1224
01:29:09,939 --> 01:29:11,800
that's way better
1225
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:15,280
that sounds
that's it sounds great right it sounds
1226
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:20,079
like a good idea, I agree but I
think as an artist it's time for you to
1227
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:27,240
really develop your voice some more and
you know you're a funny guy Greg you're a funny guy
1228
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:31,480
Are you seeing it, cause I feel like this is not that hard to follow.
1229
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,480
It's a kids movie
1230
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,720
for kids? but there's a gay in it.
1231
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:42,360
I am funny! I am so funny! yeah so in a few days I'll be out of your hair !
1232
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:47,650
Haha- I think you're being hard on yourself,
1233
01:29:47,650 --> 01:29:52,120
I think you'd be good if you left today!
1234
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,560
yeah - two more days I'll be gone I just have so much -
1235
01:29:55,560 --> 01:30:01,030
I think it would be better if you if you got this
1236
01:30:01,030 --> 01:30:06,480
over with now I think do it as soon as possible I think you've
yeah-tomorrow!
1237
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:10,140
gotta strike while the iron's hot man I
you gotta take this
1238
01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:13,920
this passion that you're feeling right
now this intense feeling and that's how
1239
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:17,040
art is made are you passionate about
this?
1240
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,020
of course! I'm passionate about everything!
1241
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:22,530
use that while it's well it's hot man! you
gotta strike the iron while it's hot
1242
01:30:22,530 --> 01:30:25,920
gotta use that passion while it's
burning inside you okay you don't just
1243
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,920
let opportunities like this pass you by
if you continue to let opportunities
1244
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,060
like this pass you by you're never going
to strike this is an awesome opportunity
1245
01:30:33,060 --> 01:30:39,180
for you and it'll be okay for everyone
else if you took advantage of this
1246
01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:45,120
mm-hmm
opportunity now, and leave today
1247
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,790
yeah, I'm gonna do it
you get to do it
1248
01:30:47,790 --> 01:30:49,920
you're gonna do it!
1249
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,760
today's that day DanMark!
1250
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:56,600
yes!
1251
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,440
okay ha here we go here we
1252
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:05,880
go it's what's going on what's that how
long have you had that?
1253
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,770
what the camera?
1254
01:31:07,770 --> 01:31:11,480
yeah the camera yeah
1255
01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:15,630
not long we we had
somebody trying to break in and now
1256
01:31:15,630 --> 01:31:18,360
we're trying to be just you know a
little safer
1257
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:19,610
Wow
1258
01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:24,847
that, a break-in, that is that that
is so scary..
1259
01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:27,780
right?
that that would happen
1260
01:31:27,780 --> 01:31:29,640
yeah
uh-huh
1261
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,300
I mean you never- you
don't see you coming you don't think I
1262
01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:37,680
don't know
1263
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:41,210
well
at least I didn't take anything!
1264
01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:45,200
That's true!
mm-hmm
1265
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:49,100
They didn't uh- take
anything
1266
01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:51,440
yeah no okay great
1267
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:55,200
well I'll see you later
1268
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:58,960
Lazergreg out!
1269
01:32:01,390 --> 01:32:05,920
Oh Frick I forgot my hobo bag
1270
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:12,150
yeah
feels good being back in the real world
1271
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:16,350
it's weird
1272
01:32:17,780 --> 01:32:25,160
when I came back I expected everybody to
be mad at me still but
1273
01:32:27,510 --> 01:32:34,679
it turns out there's a lot of people
like me
1274
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:47,280
Who like Lazergreg, because all the things
that I say....
1275
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:59,800
Hey guys! Lazergreg here! it has been a while, I just needed some time to figure some
1276
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:04,300
things out
I have something to get off my chest I
1277
01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:12,520
have not been completely honest with you
guys and I need to come clean I need to be real.
1278
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:21,240
after spending some time living
with DanMark and really getting to know
1279
01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:31,360
him and talk to him and get closer to
him...
1280
01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:34,760
I can really say with total confidence:
1281
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:43,040
DanMark really is the worst
fucking person on the Internet
1282
01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:47,610
it's not exactly how I expected it but
1283
01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:54,680
I think I finally found my audience
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