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The following programme contains
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scenes of strong violence
and strong language.
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'People I'd love to kill:'
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'Manspreaders.'
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I mean... yeah.
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That's what he said to me.
'Donna in the minimarket...'
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Just saying!
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'..who is never happy to help.'
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Got an alligator in your garden,
- then what?
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How big is it?
'Norman from work...'
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No, I can't put that
on the front page.
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'..for failing
to acknowledge my potential.'
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'Jeff from work...'
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'..for having
zero spatial awareness.'
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Night!
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'Actually, everybody at work.'
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'People who have sex with you,
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and then then only reply
to your texts with emojis.'
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'My sister Seren
for leaving me on read,
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on my phone
and in my life in general.
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Our mum for leaving
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and forgetting
to tell us where she went.'
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'And forever at the top of my list...
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...Julia Blenkingsopp...'
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Did you hear Rhiannon died?
Awww
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No, I- I didn't...
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'..who subjected me to a relentless
campaign of psychological abuse,
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eroding my self-worth
and general context in the world.'
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Oh my God, do you smell that?
It smells like decay!
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She's so weird!
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'Julia Blenkingsopp
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for making me pull so much of my
hair out that I had to wear a wig.'
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'Julia Blenkingsopp
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for turning me into a ghost...'
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'..making me forever invisible
and afraid.
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'And I'd kill my dad...
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'..for dying
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and leaving me
to deal with everything alone.'
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Dad?!
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Da... Nur- Nurse!
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Nurse! Excuse me!
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I pulled out the wire.
You prick!
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Nah, you're too easy.
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You alright?
Yeah.
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Right...
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Got you some bits.
Yessss!
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Give me my... knife, would you?
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Here. Here you go.
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Thanks. What happened there?
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Ah, just... tea.
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Jeff, er, bumped into me.
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It was an accident.
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You let people take the piss.
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You need to learn to...
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stand up for yourself.
I know.
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Don't just say you know. Do it.
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I'm serious, Rhiannon.
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Don't let people walk all over you.
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Make 'em see you, how you are.
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How special you are.
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Just be more...
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Are you trying to kill me?
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You sound worse.
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Has anyone been in to see you today?
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I told you, someone will be with you
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as soon as they're available.
Excuse me?
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Come on!
It will take you two minutes!
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Sorry, can I...
This isn't good enough.
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I pay for your fucking wages!
Oh, can I have a raise, then?
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My mate wants a mini trifle, so he
should get a mini fucking trifle!
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Don't speak to me like that, sir.
Sorry, I- I just need, um...
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Hey! I'm talking to you.
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Hi, excuse me.
Fine! I'll do it myself, then.
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'And myself...'
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You can't go in there!
My dad... erm...
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'..for being so helpless
without him...'
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He's crashing...
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'..letting him down... again.'
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'People I'd love to kill:'
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'Everyone.'
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♪ Swallow my tongue back of my throat
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♪ Like it's finite
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♪ Only so long I can chew
'Til I choke
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♪ Hide in plain sight
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♪ What have you done? My rabbit run
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♪ Caught in the headlights
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♪ And I'm bigger
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♪ Now
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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh
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♪ So say my name
Like I'm ten feet tall
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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal
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♪ And every day that I get older
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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal
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♪ I guess my blood's running colder ♪
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You look nice.
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Tommy will be so missed,
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and not just by the people
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whose extensions he didn't finish
before he fell ill.
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Ooh. What time do you call this?
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As I was saying,
Tommy will be missed.
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- Hi.
- But he'll be
missed most by his family.
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I thought you weren't coming.
Flight was delayed.
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...daughter Seren,
mother to his only grandchild, Noel,
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son-in-law Xavier,
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daughter and carer Rhian...
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That's not my name.
Shh.
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...and not to mention
his dedicated employees,
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Andrew, Craig, and Shaun,
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whom he saw as family,
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and all the other friends,
colleagues and clients
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who have come to say goodbye
one final time.
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And now, to play Tommy out of this
life and onto whatever awaits,
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is a cover of a song
by his favourite artist,
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Bruce Springsteen,
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because Tommy was a "Boss" too.
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Literally.
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He ran a limited company
and employed three other people.
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I told him to say that.
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Tommy, this one's for you,
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carefully chosen by...
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...Rhian.
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♪ Hey, little girl,
Is your daddy home?
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♪ Did he go
and leave you all alone?
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♪ I got a bad desire...
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It's actually quite nice.
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♪ I'm on fire...
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He said he'd haunt me if I didn't.
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♪ Tell me now, baby,
Is he good to you?
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♪ And did he do to you
the things that I do?
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♪ Oh, I...
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♪ I can take you higher
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♪ Oh, oh, I'm on fire ♪
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Thank you.
Oh. Er... Thank you.
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Sorry for your loss.
Very sorry.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
So sorry, Rhian.
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Er, it's actually... Rhiannon.
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Yeah.
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♪ GIN WIGMORE: New Rush ♪
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What is she doing here?
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She moved back.
She wanted to pay her respects.
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♪ I step on you
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♪ To sip on fire
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♪ I got this feeling
That I can't go back
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♪ I got this feeling
That I can't go back
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♪ I burn my eyes... ♪
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Erm, excuse me?
Oh, hi.
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There are a lot of dirty glasses
on our table.
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Oh... OK.
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Erm...
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Hi, Aunty Brenda, it's...
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Rhiannon, Tommy's daughter.
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Oh. Are you the one
that lives in France?
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No, that's Seren.
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I'm just... here.
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So, you don't work here?
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No.
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She doesn't work here.
Oh no.
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Oh! Sorry.
Woah! Steady on.
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Oh, hi.
Oh... hi.
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Hi.
Er...
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It was really nice of you to come.
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No, yeah. Like, obviously...
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You know, Tommy was, like...
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Yeah.
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Anyway...
So, how have you been?
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Sorry, what was that?
Sorry. Just asking how you've been.
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Uh, I'm...
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I'm pretty sad, actually.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, me too.
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Anyway, erm... It's good to see ya.
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Yeah.
I should deliver these.
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Er, maybe we could get coffee
or something sometime.
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Yeah...
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Yeah, OK.
I mean, you got my number, so...
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Oh, yeah. But, um...
I don't know if it's working.
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Does it end in 274?
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Yeah, that's the one.
Cool.
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Do you want anything? Sure.
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At school, she made me think I'd died
and was just a ghost in uniform.
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Uh? What's that?
Nothing.
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I should... It was good seeing ya.
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Bye.
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You alright?
Mmm.
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Here we go. Cheers.
Cheers.
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Cheers.
Cheers, mate. Yeah.
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Sorry.
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I got them to do
mini Scotch eggs especially.
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I only eat meat
when I'm menstruating.
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Oh. Come on, it's a special occasion.
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Rhiannon, can you stop
waving meat in my face?
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Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you.
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There are, like,
zero vegetarian options.
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Who the fuck eats iceberg lettuce?
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You should have a word
with whoever did the food.
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Looks like an impoverished
child's birthday party.
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Yeah. Rhiannon, did you even
send them my dietary requirements?
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Oh my God! Hi!
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It's been so long, hasn't it?
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I mean,
I haven't seen you since school.
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So long ago.
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We're all so different now,
aren't we?
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So, how are you?
What you been up to?
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Rhiannon?
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My dad died.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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What?
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Pidge wants some chipolatas.
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Excuse me.
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Stop being weird.
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Were you just gonna go?
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I did look for you.
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Well, it was nice to catch up.
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Yeah,
I haven't seen the girls for ages.
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They're all going for
a reunion drink at SQR tomorrow.
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You should go.
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Are you joking?
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What?
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She pretended not to recognise me.
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Julia?
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Maybe she didn't.
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Yeah. Right.
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Rhiannon...
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We need to sell the house.
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And the business, probably.
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What?
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I... But I- I live in the house.
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There are other houses.
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But this is Dad's house.
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Seren, it... Our home!
You could always buy me out.
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With what?
I'm an admin assistant.
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A bag of stationery?
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Well, Xav and I
wanna buy a place, so...
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Well, why don't you move back?
You could move back in.
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And then we could all be,
like, a little family.
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It won't be just Tink and me.
Are you serious?
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Well, where would I go?
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All of Dad's stuff-
Sorry, it's happening.
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I've got an estate agent.
Julia's doing it.
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No. Seren!
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Yes.
Rhiannon, she's doing us a favour.
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Her new place doesn't normally
take anything under half a mil.
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Seren, you can't let her.
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Let's talk about it later, yeah?
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I'll ring you.
Seren, please. I'll sort it.
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Bye.
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OK.
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This could be a good thing for you.
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A new start.
What? Dad's dead!
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I know.
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He was my dad too.
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You need to get over
this Julia thing.
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Go to SQR. You might have fun.
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♪ LADYTRON:
Destroy Everything You Touch ♪
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'People I'd love to kill:
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Julia Blenkingsopp...
258
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...for getting to live the perfect
life when she ruined mine,
259
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and now coming back
to do it all over again.'
260
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♪ Destroy everything you touch today
261
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♪ Destroy me this way
262
00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:42,221
♪ Anything that may desert you
263
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♪ So it cannot hurt you
264
00:16:45,861 --> 00:16:50,301
♪ You only have to look behind you
265
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♪ At who's underlined you
266
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♪ Destroy everything you touch today
267
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♪ Destroy me this way ♪
268
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Tink, come here.
269
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♪ LABI SIFFRE:
Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying ♪
270
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♪ Crying
271
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♪ Crying never did nobody no good,
No how
272
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♪ That's why
273
00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:39,181
♪ I don't cry...
What?
274
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♪ That's why
275
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♪ I don't cry ♪
276
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Morning.
277
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I'm back.
278
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'People I'd love to kill:
279
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My colleagues
280
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for failing to notice
there's been a woman-sized hole
281
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on reception for the last ten days.'
282
00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:07,821
'My dad
283
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,581
for saying
I should stand up for myself,
284
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:11,621
and then dying, so now I have to.'
285
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,381
Do I need pet insurance? No!
286
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,181
'My boss, Norman...'
287
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,501
Cos I don't have any pets.
288
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,781
'..for only seeing me
as a coat rack...
289
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,941
...when I could be so much more.'
290
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,301
Ooh!
Can I get a word, Norman?
291
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,101
Oh, uh, that's not for me. I was...
292
00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:41,461
Er, yeah. S- Yeah.
293
00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:43,661
Erm, what can I do for you?
294
00:20:45,341 --> 00:20:48,661
I'd like to be considered
for the junior reporter position.
295
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:50,981
Please.
296
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:54,381
OK, erm...
297
00:20:54,381 --> 00:20:56,421
Wasn't expecting that.
298
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,021
Erm, what's brought this on?
299
00:20:59,021 --> 00:21:00,621
I've been here a while now,
300
00:21:00,621 --> 00:21:02,701
and I thought it was time
for a change,
301
00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:05,981
so here is my CV for your perusal.
302
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:07,941
Ooh...
Well, you said when I started
303
00:21:07,941 --> 00:21:11,021
there would be scope for progression,
and, erm...
304
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,541
I haven't actually, uh, progressed.
305
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,141
But I'd like to.
306
00:21:15,981 --> 00:21:17,941
You don't have to read it now.
Yeah.
307
00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:20,061
Well, I've read it.
It's quite short.
308
00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:26,261
I've been working on some story ideas
that could be good for us.
309
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:28,221
Erm, for example,
310
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,981
someone found
a perfectly preserved cat
311
00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:32,941
in the Carndell flats redevelopment.
312
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:36,861
I thought it could be a good,
er, human-interest story.
313
00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:39,741
Or, erm...
314
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,981
there's a residents' meeting
happening next week
315
00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:44,381
about the surgery closures.
I could cover that?
316
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,461
OK. There's- There's more if you...
317
00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:50,701
The thing is, sweetpea,
318
00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:53,141
I don't really see you in editorial.
319
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,901
Well, cos I'm not there yet.
320
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,341
You know?
321
00:21:58,341 --> 00:22:02,621
I'm over there,
but I'd like to be... there.
322
00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:07,741
And Jeff is...
323
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:09,861
just great.
Yeah!
324
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,821
But, as junior reporter, I could
focus on engaging my demographic.
325
00:22:13,821 --> 00:22:18,221
Mmmmm... It's just,
you don't have the, um...
326
00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:21,141
..to be, erm...
327
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,461
You know? You're a bit...
328
00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:28,061
"Ooh-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la, ooh."
329
00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:29,501
And you need to be "Argh!"
330
00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:33,261
So, the question I would ask is,
331
00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:36,061
"Do you have that killer instinct
332
00:22:36,861 --> 00:22:39,901
to, er, do that?" You know, the job.
333
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:45,621
Well, maybe not now, but I can learn.
334
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,221
Well, y- you do that.
335
00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:49,741
And then we'll talk.
336
00:22:49,741 --> 00:22:51,501
Good?
337
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,261
Was there something else?
338
00:22:55,101 --> 00:22:57,101
Erm... no.
339
00:22:57,101 --> 00:22:58,541
Thank you.
340
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:01,021
Oh!
Would you put these in the, er...
341
00:23:01,821 --> 00:23:04,141
recycling on your way out?
342
00:23:25,861 --> 00:23:27,501
Fuck.
343
00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:47,861
Hi. Sorry.
344
00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,181
Is this...?
345
00:23:50,181 --> 00:23:52,621
Are you- Are you reception?
346
00:23:52,621 --> 00:23:54,261
Erm...
347
00:23:55,061 --> 00:23:57,141
Administrative assistant.
348
00:23:57,141 --> 00:23:58,821
Ah, sorry.
349
00:23:58,821 --> 00:24:00,501
I'm AJ.
350
00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:01,821
Pierce.
351
00:24:01,821 --> 00:24:03,661
Here- Here to see Norman.
352
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,021
That's a serious bit of kit
you got there.
353
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,701
Perfect for all those...
354
00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:11,821
administrative emergencies.
355
00:24:11,821 --> 00:24:13,981
There's nothing in here.
356
00:24:13,981 --> 00:24:15,821
Erm...
357
00:24:16,861 --> 00:24:18,381
Hi!
358
00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:22,021
I can just go through.
No! Sorry, he...
359
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:26,301
He likes me to call th-
Anthony, son, get over here!
360
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:28,861
Thank you.
Fuck am I for, then?
361
00:24:29,981 --> 00:24:31,981
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
362
00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:33,741
Oh, er...
363
00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,461
Uh, Rhiannon.
364
00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,701
Thank you, Rhiannon.
365
00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:40,261
Oh, that... that's fine.
366
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,301
You couldn't do us some teas,
could ya, sweetpea?
367
00:24:42,301 --> 00:24:44,061
Heeeyyy!
368
00:24:44,061 --> 00:24:45,941
How's your mum?
369
00:24:45,941 --> 00:24:47,941
Erm-
Saw her in the garden the other day.
370
00:24:47,941 --> 00:24:49,621
Lovely top she had on.
371
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,901
She's always so well turned out,
isn't she?
372
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,821
Fuck!
373
00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:07,621
Thanks for coming in.
374
00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:09,381
What? No, thank you.
375
00:25:09,381 --> 00:25:11,701
Uh, a minute of your time, folks!
376
00:25:11,701 --> 00:25:15,501
I'd like to introduce you to AJ!
377
00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:16,821
Hello.
378
00:25:16,821 --> 00:25:21,261
AJ will be our new junior reporter
from tomorrow.
379
00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:22,941
Heh-heh-hey!
What?
380
00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:25,221
Be nice to him. Not too nice.
381
00:25:25,221 --> 00:25:26,901
Lana, I know what you're like.
382
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,621
Lock up your daughters!
383
00:25:28,621 --> 00:25:30,901
Er, no, lock up your notepads.
384
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,261
And your mum!
385
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:36,461
His mum's lovely.
Yeah.
386
00:25:37,941 --> 00:25:39,701
Anyway, welcome.
387
00:25:39,701 --> 00:25:41,341
And, er, I'll show you out.
388
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:42,981
That- That's out.
389
00:25:45,861 --> 00:25:47,461
Yeah.
390
00:25:47,461 --> 00:25:49,381
That was mine.
391
00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:01,421
What's the fucking point?
392
00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:14,021
'People I'd love to kill:
393
00:26:15,261 --> 00:26:19,221
This fucking nepo-baby who thinks
he's entitled to everything,
394
00:26:19,221 --> 00:26:21,381
including my job.'
395
00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:02,821
Ah!
396
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,301
Jesus, fuck!
397
00:27:04,301 --> 00:27:06,261
Oops, sorry! I was just...
What are you-
398
00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:08,221
Shat myself!
There's, um...
399
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:12,421
Uh, a form.
A form?
400
00:27:12,421 --> 00:27:15,621
Yeah, like, a new employee form
to fill out.
401
00:27:15,621 --> 00:27:18,621
Oh.
And I don't have your email, so...
402
00:27:18,621 --> 00:27:20,901
OK.
That's why I'm here.
403
00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:22,821
Can I have it?
Yeah.
404
00:27:22,821 --> 00:27:24,341
Er...
405
00:27:25,181 --> 00:27:26,941
I think, uh...
406
00:27:26,941 --> 00:27:30,381
I think Norman already has it,
but...
407
00:27:31,621 --> 00:27:34,141
Er, there you go.
Thanks.
408
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,741
Y- You must really like your job.
409
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:41,061
Or I must really hate it and need an
excuse to get out of the office.
410
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:44,861
Erm...
411
00:27:44,861 --> 00:27:46,821
This is gonna sound weird, but...
412
00:27:47,661 --> 00:27:49,341
...did I take your job?
413
00:27:51,581 --> 00:27:54,021
Well, it's not my job, is it?
414
00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:55,901
It's your job, so...
415
00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,061
OK...
416
00:27:58,901 --> 00:28:00,061
So, congrats!
417
00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:04,021
Bye!
418
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:07,861
Bye...
419
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:14,861
Are- Are you OK there?
420
00:28:15,941 --> 00:28:17,541
Yeah.
421
00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:21,021
Alright.
422
00:28:55,141 --> 00:28:57,461
Missed you.
423
00:29:16,341 --> 00:29:17,941
Fuck's sake!
424
00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:51,341
Ow!
425
00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,861
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
426
00:29:57,661 --> 00:30:00,301
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
427
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:01,981
No, no, no!
428
00:30:13,701 --> 00:30:15,301
Tink!
429
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:31,221
Tink...
430
00:31:29,141 --> 00:31:32,061
"Veuillez laisser
votre message apres le bip."
431
00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:34,261
Hey, Seren.
432
00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,661
I hope France is good.
433
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:39,581
Tink's dead now too.
434
00:31:40,781 --> 00:31:42,501
She's dead.
435
00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:45,221
And I, um...
436
00:32:00,741 --> 00:32:02,661
Please don't sell the house.
437
00:32:02,661 --> 00:32:04,901
Seren, please!
438
00:32:04,901 --> 00:32:07,981
It's my home!
She can't take this too!
439
00:32:07,981 --> 00:32:09,981
And you can tell Julia
440
00:32:09,981 --> 00:32:12,101
to just leave me alone!
441
00:32:12,101 --> 00:32:14,221
I don't want her in the house.
I don't...
442
00:32:14,221 --> 00:32:16,461
I don't want her here.
443
00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:18,301
And Dad wouldn't want it.
444
00:32:19,461 --> 00:32:22,941
And he said I need to stop
letting people take the piss.
445
00:32:24,661 --> 00:32:27,421
So, you can just tell her
to just fuck off!
446
00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:30,901
She is not gonna ruin my life again.
447
00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:36,781
Actually, I'll tell her.
448
00:32:57,781 --> 00:32:59,861
♪ SUGABABES: Round Round ♪
449
00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:01,501
♪ ..nobody, got my honeys
450
00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:04,181
♪ When I go round, baby, round, round
451
00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:05,981
♪ Spinnin' out on me
452
00:33:05,981 --> 00:33:08,101
♪ I don't need no man...
453
00:33:20,341 --> 00:33:22,941
♪ Round, round, baby, round, round ♪
454
00:33:22,941 --> 00:33:25,341
♪ SPICE GIRLS:
Who Do You Think You Are ♪
455
00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:36,261
Julia.
456
00:33:36,261 --> 00:33:37,661
Julia!
457
00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:39,661
Oh, Rhiannon!
458
00:33:39,661 --> 00:33:42,181
I didn't see you.
What are you doing here?
459
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,901
Stop it. OK?
460
00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:46,661
Stop what?
461
00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:49,621
♪ The race is on
To get out of the bottom...
462
00:33:49,621 --> 00:33:52,221
Are you OK?
Do- Do you need a drink of water?
463
00:33:52,221 --> 00:33:55,381
No, I don't need a drink of water!
464
00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,381
I need you to stay out of my house!
465
00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:00,501
OK? I don't want you in it!
466
00:34:00,501 --> 00:34:02,061
Oh, babe.
467
00:34:02,061 --> 00:34:04,261
You need to sort this out
with your sister.
468
00:34:04,261 --> 00:34:05,861
I'm just doing this for Seren.
469
00:34:05,861 --> 00:34:07,701
Why me, Julia?
470
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,341
Sorry?
471
00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:13,741
Stop pretending
that you don't know what you did!
472
00:34:14,901 --> 00:34:17,981
I've no idea what you're talking ab-
You ruined my life!
473
00:34:17,981 --> 00:34:20,261
♪ Swing it, shake it, move it...
474
00:34:20,261 --> 00:34:22,941
I don't know who I am!
475
00:34:23,821 --> 00:34:26,381
You- You made me nothing!
476
00:34:26,381 --> 00:34:28,941
And you're back,
and you're doing it again now.
477
00:34:29,941 --> 00:34:32,861
You're selling my house,
you killed my dog!
478
00:34:32,861 --> 00:34:34,861
My life is shit because of you.
479
00:34:34,861 --> 00:34:37,981
So just stop. OK? Stop!
480
00:34:40,701 --> 00:34:43,421
Babe, I'm not in your life.
481
00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:46,141
So all the shit, that's on you.
482
00:34:46,141 --> 00:34:48,301
You didn't exist to me then.
483
00:34:48,301 --> 00:34:49,981
And you don't now.
484
00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:52,501
You're delusional.
485
00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:54,541
It's like you're obsessed with me.
486
00:34:55,381 --> 00:34:58,261
It's fucking creepy!
487
00:34:58,261 --> 00:35:00,501
♪ I don't know
488
00:35:00,501 --> 00:35:02,701
♪ Who
489
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,661
♪ Do you think you are?
490
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:26,421
You're not still doing that,
are you?
491
00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:30,741
Bedtime, I think, Rhiannon.
492
00:35:31,581 --> 00:35:33,021
What's going on, babe?
493
00:35:33,021 --> 00:35:34,981
Oh, nothing.
494
00:35:36,941 --> 00:35:38,941
You made me this way.
495
00:35:39,781 --> 00:35:42,861
♪ You have got to reach on up
496
00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:46,901
♪ Never lose control ♪
497
00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:57,781
She was like that at
school, always making stuff up.
498
00:35:58,621 --> 00:36:00,541
I think she's just lonely.
499
00:37:22,381 --> 00:37:24,061
It's shit without you.
500
00:37:43,181 --> 00:37:44,221
Oh!
501
00:37:44,221 --> 00:37:45,941
What the fuck?!
Woah!
502
00:37:45,941 --> 00:37:47,621
Didn't see ya!
503
00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:57,461
Woah, what the fuck?
504
00:37:57,461 --> 00:37:59,381
Do you see me now?
505
00:37:59,381 --> 00:38:01,701
I'll fucking end you,
you stupid bitch!
506
00:38:04,901 --> 00:38:06,661
You fucking cut me!
507
00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:10,101
My fucking shirt! I love this shirt!
508
00:38:11,781 --> 00:38:13,981
Oh, you're fucked!
509
00:38:13,981 --> 00:38:16,301
You are so fucked!
510
00:38:16,301 --> 00:38:18,061
You are so fucking-
511
00:38:30,581 --> 00:38:32,621
Do you see me now?
512
00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:35,581
Do you... see me... now?
513
00:38:43,141 --> 00:38:44,741
Do you see me now?
514
00:40:52,941 --> 00:40:56,021
♪ SLEIGH BELLS: Kids ♪
515
00:41:04,781 --> 00:41:07,821
♪ It was a Wednesday,
I got the Kool-Aid
516
00:41:07,821 --> 00:41:10,741
♪ I hear my diction,
Talking to my baby
517
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:14,021
♪ I wanna feel the ocean,
Put on my sunset lotion
518
00:41:14,021 --> 00:41:16,981
♪ And see the sun glow,
Water flow in slow motion
519
00:41:16,981 --> 00:41:20,021
♪ I got a beach chair,
I see the blonde hair
520
00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:22,821
♪ Pick up my feet there,
I feel the cool air
521
00:41:22,821 --> 00:41:25,661
♪ The breeze is nice now,
I'll tell you right now
522
00:41:25,661 --> 00:41:29,221
♪ I sip my Kool-Aid,
I'm feeling better now
523
00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:31,901
♪ Uh, did I ever need a vacation?
524
00:41:31,901 --> 00:41:34,021
♪ Just need to get away for a while
525
00:41:34,021 --> 00:41:37,581
♪ Wait, did I forget my sunglasses?
526
00:41:37,581 --> 00:41:40,061
♪ Nope! Got 'em
527
00:41:40,861 --> 00:41:44,021
♪ I paint my nails pink
There in the sand dome
528
00:41:44,021 --> 00:41:46,941
♪ I hear the ozone
Calling on my radio
529
00:41:46,941 --> 00:41:50,021
♪ I see a young boy
There on the rope swing
530
00:41:50,021 --> 00:41:51,981
♪ He gets a nosebleed ♪
531
00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:57,021
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