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- * MTV *

- Previously on
RuPaul's Global All Stars"--

For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be doing makeovers
on your eliminated

"Global All Star" sisters--

[cheers and applause]

--as you transform
them into a member

of your "Drag Race" family.

[upbeat music]

Vanity Vain.

- The family resemblance
was not there.

- Kitty Scott-Claus.

We've seen that
narrative before.

It gets a little tiresome.

Nehellenia.

- I definitely want
to go to that party.

- Nehellenia, condragulations.

You're the winner of
this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

Vanity Vain,
Kitty Scott-Claus--

I have never been
in the bottom.

I've never had to
lip-sync before.

- [screams]

Kitty's got claws.

Shantay, you stay.

Vanity Vain, sashay away.

[laughter]

[suspenseful music]

- What a night, ladies.

Well, Kitty,
congratulations baby.

- Yes.
- Congrats, Kitty.

- Oh, my God.

- You were fighting
for that lip-sync.

- That was fucking horrible.

I've never been below
safe, let alone being

in the bloody bottom two.

I was just like, I can't--

I can't be a loser
like those other girls.

- [laughs]

- I was literally there like--

I felt myself,
like, shutting down.

And I was like, this is-- like,
this is how it's gonna go.

I mean, I think before this
week I would have said,

I've already won
this competition.

I've got it in the bag.

And here we are.

If anything,
it's put everything

into perspective for me.

No one's safe.

- Well, here we are,
though, in the top five.

- Top five.
- And Nellie, congratulations--

- Congratulations, girl.
- --your first win.

- Thank you.
Finally!

Is so fun,
so thank you so much.

- Yay!

- I'm very nervous because
the top four is like, here.

I need to do one step.

But if it's a wrong
step, I can't make it.

- I do want to say
congratulations, Nellie.

- Thank you.

- I know I came at you really
harsh in "Untucked" before.

Yeah, I know, but I don't
see the family resemblance.

Just being completely honest.

I literally thought you guys
were going to be in the bottom.

I know my opinion comes
across very harsh sometimes.

It's just how I am.

But, yeah, I apologize.

- I know that you are a
good person, so don't worry.

- OK, baby.

I have my feelings
about this challenge.

But who am I to take away
anything from anyone else?

Nellie just won.

She deserves to celebrate.

Celebrate your win.

- Everybody say love.

[together]
Love.

- I want it.

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag
Race Global All Stars"

will receive a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics and a grand prize
of $200,000

with extra-special
guest judge Ts Madison.

* RuPaul's Drag Race *

* May the best
drag queen win *

[upbeat music]

- It's a new day.

Top five!
[all cheering]

- Top five.

- Hey!

- Now, I know y'all didn't
see this one coming.

Tessa T up in the
top five with Alyssa,

Kween, Kitty, and Nehellenia.

[laughs]

- Oh, my god, look how
small this table is.

- Wow.

- Top five.

How do we feel, girls?
- Baby.

- It's amazing.

But how you feel?

- I feel good.

And I feel like it's
giving me a boost

that I've never had before.

Like, I've never
lip-synced before.

I've never--
- Oh, my god, that's right.

- I've never been in
the bottom before.

No more bottoming for me.

I'm here to fight.
I'm here to win.

I can taste that crown.

- Girl.

- I can already tell you how
I've already spent that money.

- Ooh!
- That 200k is mine.

- [laughs] Well,
look, that's cute.

But I'm going to fucking win
because I've been doing very

well this competition,
and I'm sick of being

robbed at the stake.

I should have five wins.

I see these other
girls looking at me,

and I know that they
think I'm a threat.

But I also know
that they're not

going to give me my flowers.
And you know what?

Fuck them.
I don't need flowers.

I like KFC.

[laughs]

But, look.

Congratulations,
Nellie, that being said.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

Well done, Nellie.

- I have one win,
a mini challenge,

three times on the top.

So I'm very con--
how you say?

- Confident.

- Confident.

- Not confident, consistent.
- Consistent.

- Consistency wants to what?

- So, baby, yeah.

I'm the filler queen
and you can say it.

But maybe this
filler queen can win.

OK, I win a challenge, doesn't
mean now I go like

Alyssa, like--

This bitch is still
underestimating me.

Why?

What about you, Alyssa?

- I am very pleased with where
I'm at in this competition.

- Uh-huh.

- And we are here
in the top five.

- It's gonna be a
fight to the finish.

- Oh, baby.
- Ooh!

- Tooth and fucking nail.

- Well, y'all hos
better knuckle up.

- Knuckle up.
- All right?

- 'Cause it's about to buck.

- 'Cause I got the boxing
gloves right over there.

- Did everyone expect
to see themselves

sitting here in the top five?
- Yes.

- Yes.
Yeah.

- Did you, Nellie?
- No.

Week after week, I say, OK--

[sirens wailing]

- Thank god.

That was gonna be
boring, I could tell.

- Hey, Globetrotters.

- Ooh!

- Take me on a trip and
let's go first class.

'Cause you can't
spell ambassador

without a whole lot of ass.

[all cheering]

- Oh, my god.
- Ass.

- First-class.
- Oh, my god.

- First-class.
- First-class.

- We're taking a trip.

- I never go into first-class.

Yay!

[bell dings]

- Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

- Hello, Mother.

- Yes.

- [laughs]
My top five Global All Stars.

Condragulations.

You've all come so far
in this competition,

but now it's time
for you to all go home.

- [gasps]

- Don't be scared.

Just close your eyes--

- [gasps]

- --click your heels,
and repeat after me.

There's no place like home.

[together]
There's no place like home.

- There's no place like home.

[together]
There's no place like home.

- There's no place like home.

[together]
There's no place like home.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

I want each of you to create
a queer-tastic tourism spot--

- Ooh.

- --that shows the world why
your country is so special.

- Yay.
- Right.

- Oh, this is gonna be fun.

- #GlobalAllStars.

And for extra fun, I want
you to create a picture

perfect postcard in Canva.

- Ooh.

- Later today, you'll shoot
your tourism spot with world

traveler Michelle Visage.

- Oh, yay!
- Oh, yay!

[cheers and applause]

- Home is where the heart is.

And have the opportunity
to be the ambassador

and represent my country--

I will accept that
role with great pride.

- And tomorrow,
on the runway,

we will be joined by our
extra-special guest

judge, Ts Madison.

[cheers and applause]

- Ts knows how
to brand herself.

She's a branding genius.

Everything she does goes viral.

- Oh, and on the runway, in
honor of the final season

of "Star Trek Discovery,"
your category

is Queens in Outer Space.

- Whoo.
- Ooh.

- Oh, yay.
- Oh, my god.

- Full disclosure-- "Star Trek"
is a production of our partners

at Paramount Plus.

[laughter]

All Stars,
start your engines.

And may the best
global glamazon win.

- Yay!
- Yes!

- [groans]
Kitty, what is this?

- Do you not love?

- I've never done this.

- We did an advertising
challenge on my season.

Nobody won the challenge.

- These commercials this week,
y'all are playing it safe.

That's not how you become
The UK's Next Drag Superstar.

- Last time I did
a marketing challenge,

I was working as a team.

And that didn't
really go to plan.

So I'm excited to push myself
and show Ru why I should

have won in the first place.

I'm excited.

- So what are you going for?

- Well, I'm thinking the
UK is very traditional.

- Uh-huh.

- And, like, talking about,
like, British food, how like,

it's made fun of
across the world.

- Tea and crumpets.

- Tea and crumpets,
faggots and mash.

- What you just call me?
- You heard me.

- [gasps]
- It's a food.

- What?
- Faggots.

- Faggots?
- Yeah.

- The faggots is
not a bad word.

- It's like a British food.

They're disgusting.
But--

- Really?

What-- but, like,
what is it, though?

- So you say that
faggots is disgusting?

Is-- you're homophobic?
- I'm stupid.

- You say faggot is disgusting?
- I'm stupid.

- Faggots and mash, the food.

- Oh.

- It's like, a big meatball.

Like, I'm just
talking about food.

Spotted dick, faggots and
mash, toad in the hole.

These girls are
looking at me like I'm

speaking another language.

And I'm literally like, honey,
this is the Queen's English.

Nellie, did you do an
advert in your season?

- No, we didn't have it.

So for me, it's the first time.

In another language
it's very hard.

- So what's the idea
you're going for?

- We have a lot
of stereotypes--

- Which are--

- --from the video
games, to the food,

the food from the heart.

We have a lot.

- Mm-hmm.

And so what type of
angle are you going for?

- Bitch.

I ain't no travel agent.

I'm a fucking drag queen.

What do I know about tea and
crumpets but the Swiss version?

I'm just going for,
like, Swiss cheese,

Alps, Matterhorn, all of that.

- I think you're
so lucky, as well,

'cause you get to pick between
doing Switzerland or Germany.

- Right.

'Cause for the
rest of the world,

we're like one in
the same country.

[laughter]

- So, girl,
how are you feeling?

Oh, my god, top five.
- Top five.

This is exciting.
- Bitch.

Yes!

Oh, my god, we're doing
a tourism commercial.

Thank goodness.

Because everybody knows that
I bombed mine on my season.

Book your tickets to
Kween Kong island, please.

- I think the issue for
me, it wasn't that funny.

- I wanted to laugh
at certain things,

but then it went to
this sort of dark place.

- So this will be redemption.

I am ready, motherfucker.

I was in the bottom.

I lip-synced for
this challenge.

Thinking about it now,
there's so many

things that I love about where
I come from, about the country.

- Yeah.

- You know, there's lots of
things I want to celebrate,

but lots of things that
I want to poke fun at.

So I'm really going to make Ru
laugh and just be a fuckwit.

That's what we do.

- I think that's the
route I'm going, as well.

- Yeah.

- There are a lot of things
about America that I love.

And there's a lot of
things about America

I'm sure you all just
sit back and go--

- The fuck?

- --what the fuck are
they doing over there?

- [laughs] Totally.

- Besides, this is the
furthest I've gone.

- Mama, oh, my god.
- I know.

- How are you feeling about it?
- This was the challenge.

I almost won.

Yes, and kick, and layout.

Yes.

Whoo!

- Everyone was laughing
when it was airing.

So you got the job done.

- So I'm definitely gonna--

- Go all out.

- --put the pedal
to the metal, baby.

I didn't come here just to kiki
and catch up with all the gals

from around the world.

I came here to claim my crown.

So if I nail this,
it lands, I get a big win,

I sail into the top four.

- Mm.

- Definitely will be
a dream come true.

- I know.

Oh, my god.

- Ten years ago this is
where my journey ended,

right at the top five.

This is my time.

- The Italian translate.

Oh, my god.

- Canva makes design so simple.

[upbeat music]

* *

- These templates are terrific.

* *

- Oh, I like that one.

Huh.

[upbeat music]

- Is everyone
excited for this one?

- Do you know what?

Thinking about home
has made me like--

- I know.
It made me homesick.

- Not homesick, but
it's made me just like,

oh, I bloody love
where I come from.

- Yeah, me too.

- How's everyone feeling
for the shoot today?

- I think it's--

my concept is very
me, very Italian.

It's my kind of humor.

- Good.

- I hope it's work.

I'm very, very proud
of my language,

my culture, my country.

It's maybe the biggest
thing that I have here.

- I think we've really got to
play up to the stereotypes--

- Yeah.

- --for our countries.

So it's like, it is, like,
being like, overly Italian

and for me to be,
like, overly British,

and Alyssa to be
like, overly annoying.

[laughter]

If you had to move
anywhere else in the world

and you couldn't live in
your own country anymore,

where would you move to?
Alyssa?

- I do love Sydney.

- The thing is, is the bloody
insects, and the spiders,

and the--

- Oh, my god.

- Everything literally
is trying to kill you.

- When you go to
other countries

are you like, what
a bloody relief?

- [laughs]

- The United Kingdom
is so beautiful.

The people is so open mind.

I see a lot of people going
in the street dressed like--

like they want.

- Nellie, is it
like that in Italy?

Like, what's it like for,
like, queer people in Italy?

- Oh, no.

In Italy, you no can do it.
- You can't do it?

- Definitely.

We-- we dress everyone
in the same way.

If someone tries
to be yourself--

if a man go in the
street with a skirt,

it's something that
everyone watch to him

make joke about him.

- Really?
- Yeah.

And when I go in
the United Kingdom,

I saw people wear
something very strange,

but nobody give a fuck.

- Yeah.

- So you can wear
whatever you want.

In Italy, it's not like that.

- London, I don't know--

I don't know if I could
live there every day.

Because that one month was--

I was there, it was beautiful.

But towards the end, when it
started raining every day--

- It's a lot.

- --I was like, girl, I
need to go see my therapist.

- Right.

- Ah, seasonal depression.
It's very real.

- Yeah, it's so true.

- It's like the damn Noah's
Ark is getting built and shit.

I don't know.

It's like, 50
damn days of rain.

- That's a good summer if
it's only 50 days of rain.

- [laughs]

- Can you say art?
- Heart.

- Art.
- Heart.

- Art.
- Art.

- Art!
Art!

- Art.
- Art.

- Art.
- Art.

- Art.
- Yes!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hello, Kitty.
- All right, Michelle.

- It's time to
shoot our tourism

commercials with the one and
only Mr. Michelle Visage.

- Are you ready to give us
some tourism to make people

want to flock to the UK?

- I am so excited for this.

I'm gonna get everyone
flocking over here.

Come on.

I'll be on the board of control
like, you're not in, you're in.

Come on.

Feel like a bouncer on
the door at the club.

My concept is to set
it up like Britain--

what we all know, what
we all love, cups of tea,

afternoon tea, the rain.

What better way to sell
your country than taking

the piss out of it?

- You know what you need to do.

- Yeah.
- So do it.

- OK, sweet.
- Sound good?

- Yeah.
- Here we go.

And action.

- Get lost on the
Circle Line for weeks.

- So this time, can you try
it with a British accent?

- Yeah.
- Just kidding.

- Oh, my god,
I was so confused.

- It was a joke, Kitty.

- I was like, what am I doing?

- [laughs]

- Can you?

[laughs]
- No.

We know that!

- Go for afternoon tea
with the royal family.

They love it!

- Do Brummie people
say "ah-fternoon"

and not afternoon?

- Afternoon.

We say a hard A.
- You said "ah."

- "Ah?"
- Yeah.

You said-- you've gone posh.
- Stop it.

Fuck off.
No, I haven't.

- [laughs]

- And then this one, I'm gonna
have a piss up a foam box.

- Is that a thing?
- Yeah.

- How did I not know this?

- Could you not smell it when
you walk through, like, Soho?

- I guess not.

- Oh, you're going at
the wrong times, Mich.

- OK.
All right.

Let's do it.

Action, or take a slash in one
of our many public toilets.

[laughs]

- There's a phone in there.

- Shake it more than twice,
you're playing with it.

- [chuckles] You filthy bitch.

- Action.
Let's see it.

- Faggots and mash!

Toad in my hole.

- What's toad in my hole?
- Aw.

- [laughs]

- Buy a girl a drink first.

My shoot is going so well,
Michelle is just chatting

to me like we're old gal pals.

We're gasbagging,
having a gorgeous time.

- That's a wrap, kitty.

- Yay!

I feel like, after
last week's stumble,

I'm definitely back on
top, baby, where I belong.

- Alyssa Edwards.

- Is this American
enough for ya?

- The only thing that
could be more American

is if you were
wearing an apple pie.

- [laughs]

- You think you got it covered?

- Do you think
I got it covered?

- I always believe
in you, Alyssa.

- There we go.
Thank you.

- OK.

- I am hoping that
I snatch that win,

and that $10,000, and that
golden ticket to the top four.

Lord, please be with me,
as I act a damn fool again.

Do you want me to, um--

I need to razzle
dazzle with this.

- Well, yeah.

I'll tell you if it's too much.

Here we go, and action.

- If you're looking for
a show, look no further.

You came to the right place.

Now let's hit it.

- [laughs]
OK. Cut.

- New York City, home of
the brave to the streets

of the freak.

- The pace was great, Alyssa.

- Did my energy look good?

Did you like how I was
standing and all that?

Did I sound funny on "it makes
you want a hot dog real bad?"

- No, no, no, no.
It was fine.

And action.

- Lights, cameras, action.

- Great.
Moving on, baby.

- Should I do that one
again or did it sound good?

- No, no, no.
I liked it.

- The timing and
the pace was good?

- Great.
I'll tell you.

- The fear of failure has
haunted me my whole life.

But, damn, the pressure is on.

- Alyssa, do yourself
a favor and try

not to tilt back too far.
- OK.

- Nobody needs to
see our fucking chin.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Got it.

- And action.

- * Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo *

* Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo *

- That was perfect, what you
just did, 'cause it's very--

- Yankee Doodle Dandy.
- Yes!

- OK.

- Here we go, and, action.

- Home of the barbecue,
the rodeo, and the Grande

Dame Alyssa Edwards.

That's me.

- [laughs]
I like that one.

Cut.

Good, Alyssa.

That's a wrap on you.
- OK.

What would be my grade
if I was a student?

- I-- well, I thought
you were fantastic.

You would get an A from me.

You listened, you took
direction, you went for it.

Job well done.
- I'll take that.

Thank you.
- Ah.

Ciao, Nehellenia.

Tell me all about
what you want to do here.

- So I was thinking about
start with the most

famous Italian, so--

- Madonna.
- Mario.

- Oh.

[laughs]

It's a-me, Mario.

- It's a-me, Mario.

- [laughs]

- OK.

- OK, here we go, and action.

- Hello, it's me.

Oh, no, Mario,
I'm Nellie, bitch.

- I love that.
That works.

Next one.

- Lasagna, ravioli,
carbonara, cannoli,

spaghetti, and so much more.

- I want you to do it again.

Make sure we can understand it.
- OK.

- So just slow it
down a little bit.

- Lasagna, ravioli,
carbonara, cannoli,

spaghetti, and so much more.

- Let me hear you
say girlfriend.

- "Girl-fi-end."

- Say girlfriend.

- Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.
- That's it.

- Girlfriend.

- Try it again.

- Do you have a "girl-fi-end?"
Hmm?

It's good?

- "Girl-fi-end."

I love it.

- Oh, we are so
good with heart.

- Can you say art?
- Art.

- Not heart.
- Art.

- Because heart is this.
- OK.

With art?
- Art.

- Art.

- Yeah.

- I watch a lot of "Drag Race."

And I know if Michelle
say something,

you need to be-- to shut up
and say, OK, let's do it.

- And action.

- We are so good with art.

Big heart.

- You said art the first
time and then the next two--

- And heart the second one.
- Yeah.

- Oh!
I can't do it!

- Art.

Just think of the letter R.

- Art.
- Art.

- Heart.
- Art.

- Art.
- Art.

- Art.
- Yes.

- OK.

- Like dog barks
when they go, art!

Art!
- Art.

- Art.
- Art.

- Art.
- Art.

- Yes!
[laughs]

- Art!
Art!

- Oh, my god.
- Art!

Art!
- OK.

- Yes?
- Art.

- What does a pirate say?

- Argh.
Art.

OK.
- Art.

We so go with heart.

[buzzer blares]
Oh, no!

- How do you say the letter R?

- R.

- That's it!

- OK.

- Put a T on the end of it.

- We're so good with art.

- Yay!

You did it!

- Thank you.

Finally, I got it.
- Next one.

- [speaking Italian]

Mamma mia.

I think I'm a very, very
funny Italian person.

In English, it's different.

I'm scared that my
jokes are too Italian.

- And that's a wrap
on you, Nellie.

- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

Tessa Testicle, look at you.

- Look at moo.

- Look at moo!

- Look at moo!

- [laughs]

- I ain't never done
no advert challenge.

I ain't never done no
travel agents, no nothing.

But I'ma still show up and
do the job because I'm what?

Tessa T.

- I am utterly delighted
to see you here, Tessa.

- Hi, Moochelle Visage.

- [laughs]

You competed in
"Drag Race Germany."

- I did.

- But you are going to
represent Switzerland here.

- I am.

- Because that's
your home country.

- Yes, ma'am.
- OK, I love that.

OK.

So since you're teaching
us about Switzerland,

you decided to be a Swiss cow.

- Absolutely, because
we're basically known

for all of our dairy products.

- OK, perfect.

Let's start with
the first shot.

Action.

- My name is MooPaul,
but you can call me Moo.

- I like the voice
you're using,

but maybe you can pull
back a little bit.

- OK.

- And action.

- Come for the
cheese and chocolate.

Stay for the tax evasion.

- Cut.
Great.

What was the other line
you were talking about?

- Coins?
I never lactose.

- I don't get it.

- Should I stick with
the original line?

- What's the original?

- Hide your wife,
hide your cash.

- I think that's funnier.
- OK.

- Hide your wife.

Hide your cash.
- Wait.

Your voice can't
change like that.

You were just MooPaul.
- Yeah, right.

[laughter]

- You went into announcer.

- Everything about this
commercial is cringe.

But I'm not a quitter.

And get effed in the Alps.

- That sounds like fun.
- Right?

- One more time.
- You should try it.

- Here we go, super clear.

- Don't you mean
the Moo-ter-horn?

I'm looking at Michelle
Visage, and I think

she is slightly "amoosed."

- [laughs]

- Do you like playing
hide-and-seek?

- Wait a minute.

- You put the emphasis
on the wrong syllable.

Do you--

- Do you--
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Here we go.

And--
- All right.

- --action.

- Do you like playing
hide-and-seek?

- Good.

That's so much better,
more conversational.

Can you twerk in
the cow's outfit?

- I can try it.
- Pretend twerking.

Pretend, yeah.

Our milkshakes bring all
the boys to the yard.

So what are you waiting for?

Come to Switzerland.

Our milkshakes bring all
the boys to the yard.

Done, Tessa.

- Listen.

If Switzerland wants to ban
me after this commercial,

I don't blame them.

Thank you so much, Michelle.

- You're welcome, sweetheart.

Hello, Kween Kong.

- Hey, girl,
you look beautiful.

- As do you.
- Oh, thank you.

- Are you ready to do this?
- I am.

I haven't douched, so I don't
plan on bottoming today.

- Now, your script is
pretty thick, my darling.

- Like me.

[laughter]

I'm ready to go full
gung-ho, dickhead Kween

Kong, and just roast the
shit out of the place

that I love down under.
Yeah.

- I'm gonna do the voiceover.
- Lovely.

- And you're gonna act it out.
- Gorgeous.

- OK, here we go.

Are you looking
for the greatest

adventure of your life?

Do you want to pick
your nose every time?

- Oh, I don't have to.
- Try once without it.

- Yeah, sure.

- Are you looking
for the greatest

adventure of your life?

- [gasps]
- Great.

I like that better, personally.

- Thank you.

- Here we go, and action.

- Come to Palmerston
North in New Zealand,

and ride a fun little
sheep with "Drag Race"

winner Spanky Jackson.
- Cut.

OK.

Now, we're only
on page 5 of 700.

[light upbeat music]

* *

- Right.

* *

- OK.

* *

Oh, yeah.

But yeah, here we go.
- OK.

And, action.

- Aw, you are
so cute, baby koala.

- I have chlamydia.

Cut.

Do you ever call
chlamydia the clap?

- Do you want me
to say the clap?

- Want to try it with the clap?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

- Action.

- Now, if you didn't catch
the clap from the koalas,

you'll definitely get lucky
at Mardi Gras in Sydney.

- Cut.

Love it.

You'll definitely get
it, not get lucky.

- Oh, sorry.
- Get it.

Action.
- Now.

If you didn't catch the
clap from the koalas,

you'll definitely get it
at Mardi Gras in Sydney--

or as I call it, "Syd-nay!"

Come on, let's be gay!

- That's a wrap.

- Thank you.

- That wasn't too complicated.

- Look, I'm feeling really
confident about my commercial.

You know, I had so
much fun on set.

Because I literally left
that set the last time

and wanted to throw
myself in front of a bus.

[laughs]
This time, I am the bus.

Beep, beep.
Yes!

[laughs]

- Good job, sweetheart.

- Fuck, yeah.

Thank you, everyone.

Come on, Chlamydia, let's go.

- [laughs]

- Would you ever want to
have biological children?

- I don't know if the
world would be ready.

I think I would be
like "Mommy Dearest."

- [laughs]
- Oh, my god.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, elimination
day is going on.

- It's elimination day, and
we are going down from top 5

to top 4.

Good luck, girls.

- Nellie, do you have a
drag mom or a drag family?

- I have a drag family.

We have a lot of sister.

- Is Pithia a part
of your house now?

- No.

Pithia is only my lover.
- Oh, yeah.

- She's the father?

- The handsome weird uncle.

- [laughs]

- I wouldn't be
anything that I am today

if it wasn't for
my drag mothers.

I'd be in jail or, like,
or dead, to be honest.

- I think,
growing up in the South,

there was always
that, you know, like--

- Shame.
- Yes.

- Family isn't always blood.

- Oh, period.

- And I remember going
to, like, the drag

shows watching, you know, my
drag mom and learning so much.

- If someone was like, I'm
gonna be your drag daughter,

I'd be like, no.

Your father pulled out.
You're not mine.

- [chuckles]

- Like, would you
ever want to have

actual, like,
biological children?

- I want to have so many kids.

Like, I want to, like,
have a big family.

Like, it's such the Pacific
Island sort of mother in me

that wants to have babies.

- Yeah.

- I just need a
partner that'll stay--

[laughs] that'll stick
around, to be honest.

- Alyssa?

- Me and Steve have
talked about it.

We've chatted about it.
- Aw.

- And he wanted his own family.

I don't know if the
world would be ready.

I think I would be
like "Mommy Dearest."

- You would.
- Period.

- I buy you all
these nice things,

and this is what
I get in return?

Can you point your feet
in your ballet class?

- Straighten your legs.
- Oh, my god.

- And Steve is so funny.

He's like, well, what if our
child doesn't want to dance?

And I was so confused.

Well, what if you get
what your father got?

- Right.

- He wanted an all-American
boy, and instead

he made an all-American queen.

[laughter]

- Nellie, would
you have a child?

- I wanted to have, but in
Italy it's not possible.

- Uh-huh.

- But for me, it's
maybe the biggest

thing that I miss in my life.

- Is having children?

- Yeah.

Because the day that my
first nephew born, I cry.

- Yeah.

- I cry because I'm thinking
that can never happen to me.

For Italian gay people,
it's not easy.

- God.

- Sorry, I get emotional.
- Yeah, I know.

- Sorry.

- I have a friend whose son,
he likes to play with dolls.

He likes to play with makeup.

- Yeah.

- His mother is, like, the
greatest because she's such

a big supporter of my drag.

It, like, warms my
heart to know that--

- She's raising the baby.

- --that she's raising
possibly one of us.

- Oh, baby, yeah.

- And it really makes
me emotional, too--

fuck.

[chuckles] I'm just so happy
that we are coming around to,

like, letting our little
kids be who they want to be.

- Absolutely.
- Yeah, baby, period.

[light music]

* *

[RuPaul's Cover Girl"]

* *

- * Cover girl *

* Put the bass in your walk *

- Whoo!
- Yes!

- Yes, ma'am!

- Yeah, honey.
- Come on, somebody!

- Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars."

She's been undressed
by kings, and she's

seen some things that a
woman ain't supposed to see.

It's Michelle Visage.

- You know, Ru,
I've been to paradise.

But interestingly enough,
I've never been to me.

- [laughs]

He puts the D in duty-free.

It's Jamal Sims.

- You said doody.

[laughter]

And the gorgeous Ts Madison,
welcome home, darling.

- When I think of home,
I think of a place

where there's love overflowing.

And Ru, I've been
overflowing all night.

[laughter]

- This week,
we challenged our queens

to create queer-tastic tourism
spots for their home countries.

And tonight, on the runway,
category is "Star Trek,"

Queens in Outer Space.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best
global glamazon win.

- * 'Cause you're a star,
baby *

* Star, baby *

- The category is "Star Trek,"
Queens in Outer Space.

Up first, representing
the UK, Kitty Scott-Claus.

- I am beaming down
to the global runway,

and I am serving you
galactic glamour.

I'm literally wearing glass.

- Oh, she's got
the solar system.

Show us Uranus.

- [laughs]

- Big Dipper?

I don't even know
the Little Dipper.

- It's her way
or the Milky Way.

[laughter]

Up next, representing
Down Under, Kween Kong.

- I am serving you
pure galactic warrior

princess realness.

This is what the sky goddess
would look like if she

was in outer space.

- Ru, night braces
have changed so much.

- They really have.

Kong ago, in a
galaxy far, far away.

[laughter]

- Well, she clearly has a
homosexual male hairdresser.

[laughter]

- Remember Uhura?
- Yeah.

- Well, this is her now.

- Damn, Spock.

[laughter]

- Up next,
representing Germany?

- Yes.

- Tessa T.

- I am serving you Dianne
Brill goes to Studio 54,

the lady in the moon.

- Her stars have
definitely aligned.

- I think I can see
her space balls.

- I don't know nothing
about "Star Trek,"

but I feel
drop-the-track gorgeous.

- You know, not only does
she wax, but she also wanes.

[laughter]

- Girl, you trying to moon me?

[laughter]

- It's a little bit
of "Moulin Rouge,

it's a whole lot of
"Ziegfeld Follies."

It's conceptual.

It is high drag.

- To the moon, Alice.

- [laughs]

* *

Up next, representing the
United States of America,

Alyssa Edwards.

- Y'all wanted queens
from outer space?

Well, I'm delivering a
goddess on the mountaintop.

- Set phasers to stunning.

- Nanu-nanu.

[laughter]

- This is
Cirque Du Soleil meets

fantasy meets Barbarella,
Bob MacKie, Erté,

and Alyssa Edwards.

- C-3PO no, she better don't.

[laughter]

- Mesquite, we have a problem.

[laughter]

- Ooh, a Texas-sized one.

[laughter]

- In space, no one
can hear you beast!

[laughter]

Representing Italy, Nehellenia.

- I have very, very big
boobs with these big spikes

as nipple.

It's so stupid, I love it.

- Starring in "Judy Jetson,
Diary of a Teenage Hooker."

- Now, that's called
the big bang theory.

[laughter]

- She bangs.

She bangs.

- What's the mileage
like on that thing?

- I think we get the point.

[laughter]

- Ooh, supersonic.

- She's a rocket woman.

* *

* Star baby *

- You were by far the
most neurotic 'cause you

were worried about every shot.

- I wanted more of you
and less your sisters.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Welcome, global glamazons.

[together]
Hello.

- Hey, let's take a trip around
the world, starting with

Kitty Scott-Claus
promoting the UK.

[classical music]

- UK, hon.

I'm Kitty Scott-Claus,
and I'm here to tell you what

makes Great Britain great.

And, no, it's not just my tits.

[horn honks]

Don't miss out on trying
our world-renowned cuisine--

faggots and mash, toad in
my hole, or spotted dick.

[gasps]

And don't worry if
you forget your pound

coins, because we pay for
everything with RuPeter badges.

Ooh, Britannia!

Fancy a bevy after work?

Well, Thursdays are
the new Fridays.

So are Tuesdays.

Get lost on the
Circle Line for weeks.

Where the hell am I?

Oh, god.

Oh, no.

Oh, there's the exit.

Go for afternoon tea
with the royal family.

They love it.

Jam or cream first?

You know I always
cream first, Charles.

[laughter]

Or take a slash in one
of our many public loos.

Do you know there's
a phone in there?

[phone ringing]

So head on over
to the United Kingdom.

We're waiting for you with open
arms, big ears, and bad teeth.

We're all gay for the UK.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- I mean, to be honest,
if drag doesn't go to plan,

I could always go into the
tourism industry after this.

- All right.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

- Kitty, I love directing
things like this.

Because you come
with your vision,

and I'm there just to
help you execute it.

And I feel like, Kitty, you
knew exactly what you wanted--

- Mm-hmm.

- --beat by beat.

And I think you
executed it perfectly.

- Do they really
get drunk like that?

- Yeah.
- Will you be my tour guide?

- Absolutely.

I'll hook you up, babes.

- It was just really well done.

It's how I feel
like I would have

done it if-- if I were gonna
do, you know, a tourism ad.

- And tonight,
you look beautiful.

This is a different
look for Kitty.

We've never seen this.

The silhouette is gorgeous.

Great job.
Great job tonight.

- Thank you so much.

- All right.

Next up, Kween Kong
promoting Down Under.

- Get ready, Down Under,
I'm about to get canceled.

Ew!

[laughs]

- Let's take a look.

[upbeat music]

- Are you looking
for the greatest

adventure of your life?

Well kia ora, g'day, cunts,

and welcome to
the land Down Under.

Jump on me kangaroo and
let's show you dogs around.

Ooh!

Adventure you asked for--

come to Perth,
Australia, and fly

the giant black swan with
"Drag Race" superstar Anaconda.

Yes!

Fuck me.

It's huge!

Stand back, Hannah!
Pew!

Pew! Pew!

Duck!

[grunting]

This is so much fun!

The fun doesn't stop there.

Come to Palmerston
North in New Zealand,

and ride a fun little sheep

with "Drag Race" winner
Spanky Jackson.

It's always balmy in Palmy!

Fuck, yeah!

Now, if that wasn't enough,
come down to Taronga Zoo

and hold a koala.

Oh, you are so cute,
baby koala.

- I have chlamydia.

- Don't worry, darling,
so do I.

[laughs]

Now, if you didn't catch
the clap from the koalas,

you'll definitely get it
at Mardi Gras in Sydney.

Come on, let's be gay.

I'm Kween Kong.

And remember, there's
always fundah Down Under.

Whoo!

[laughter]

- Kween Kong, I'm gonna
go on record to say this

is the most beautiful
you have ever looked.

- Oh, my god.

- It is smashing.

Now let's talk about
the tourism video.

I love the line
about chlamydia.

[laughter]

That made me laugh out loud.

- Yes.
- Kween Kong.

- Hi.

- Believe it or not, I've
been down under once.

[laughter]

- Or twice.

- Can you believe that?

[laughter]

But I want to tell you, when
I watch your tourist video,

I wanted more of you and
less your sisters, honey.

Because you're the
Global All Star.

- You had, like,
60 pages of stuff.

It was very inside information.

And I feel like a lot of it was
focused on Hannah and Spanky.

- Tonight on the runway,
when you came out,

I was like, what in the hell?

The hair going straight
up-- honestly, like,

this is a masterpiece.

Yeah, I do think the bottom of
the dress gets a little simple.

But, baby,
up top is everything.

- Thank you, Mama.

Thank you.

- Up next, Tessa T
promoting Switzerland.

Let's take a look.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome to
Switzerland, the country

of Swiss cheese,
Swiss chocolate,

and the best milking
cows the world has to offer.

My name is MooPaul,
but you can call me Moo.

Come for the cheese
and chocolate.

Stay for the tax evasion.

Hide your wife, hide your cash.

Take the gondola and enjoy the
best view on the Matterhorn.

Don't you mean
the Moo-ter-horn?

And get effed in the Alps.

Do it in the dairy air.

Do you like playing
hide-and-seek?

Utterly.

Well, so do we.

We specialize in hiding
your money in weird places.

So what are you waiting for?

Come to Switzerland.

Our milkshakes bring all
the boys to the yard.

- So let's all dairy.

[chuckles]

* *

- Oh, my gosh.

[laughter]

- Whoo!

- Look how beautiful you look.

My goodness, Tessa.

But why didn't you do Germany?

- 'Cause I don't know
nothing about Germany, girl.

[laughter]

- Yeah, that would
have been funny,

pointing at the map
of Germany and going,

oh, I think this is
Hamburg right here.

- The one thing I
wished you hadn't done

was come out in the cow suit
because you'd already wore it.

You didn't give us
any range because you

were dressed as a cow.

So you're kind of
stuck doing that.

- I really enjoyed
all the moo-isms.

But, at the end, I think it
did start to get one note.

And it wasn't--
it wasn't awful.

I thought-- I
thought it was good.

- Your runway look,
bitch, this is giving

me moon healing activation.

[laughter]

And when I seen you come
out with this, it just,

it blew me away.

- Thank you, Tessa.

- Thank you so much.

I love my commercial, bitch.

I don't care what anyone
says, that shit was funny.

- I just feel like a
failure, to be honest.

- No.
You're gorgeous.

- I feel like I failed.

- You do not feel
like a failure.

- I'm disappointed.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- All right.

Representing America,
Alyssa Edwards.

- And if anybody
can sell this, it is

the all-American queen
Alyssa Edwards herself,

and that's a fact.

- Now, let's take a
look at your tourism ad.

[upbeat jazzy music]

* *

- Welcome to the United
States of America.

My name is Alyssa
Edwards, and I'll

be your personal tour
guide around my country

in 60 seconds.

Now, let's hit it.

New York City, home of
the brave to the streets

of the freak.

Let your flag fly high,
and keep

your eyes wide for the
biggest wigs in the biz.

'Cause if there's one thing us
a Americans love,

it's ourselves.

Oh, and of course,
the red, white, and the blue.

Makes me want a
hot dog real bad.

[laughter]

Home is where the heart is,
deep in the heart of Texas,

home of the
barbecue, the rodeo,

and the grande dame
Alyssa Edwards.

That's me.

[laughter]

Every four years,
the circus comes to town.

Welcome to the Greatest
Show on Earth--

shit show that is, politics.

Everybody say love.

We, the people of America,
from sea to shining sea,

stand loud and proud
to keep our country

as the land of the free
and the home of the gay.

Now, y'all come
back now, you hear?

* *

[laughter]

- Aw, Alyssa Edwards.

Bitch, you did not
come to play, did you?

- Not at all.

- Uh-uh.

- Alyssa, you were by
far the most neurotic

when it came to this 'cause you
were worried about every shot.

And I was saying
to you, trust me,

I am not here to
make you look bad.

And you saw you
did not look bad.

Not only did you not look
bad, you were hysterical.

I mean, I just think you
did everything right.

So if there was ever
any doubt, no need.

- This beautiful piece
that you have on right now,

it's gorgeous.

And your makeup is beautiful.

This was a home run.

Great job tonight.

- Alyssa, can you and I have
a conversation real quick,

just between me
and you real fast?

- Come on, girl.

- [clicks tongue]

[cheers and applause]

[tongues clicking]

- So you understood
all that, right?

- I got all of it, girl.

- It was pure Alyssa.

You know what the brand is,
and you know how to do it,

and you know how to do it on
cue, which is what our hope

for you has always been.

You're there, hon.

You made it.

Thank you, Alyssa.

- Thank you.

- Up next,
Nehellenia promoting Italy.

Let's take a look.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, it's me.

Oh, no, Mario,
it's Nellie, bitch.

Let me show you my
beautiful country.

La mia Italia.
Let's go!

Mamma Mia!

Hey, we're not so into pizza.

This is a stupid stereotype.

Pineapple?

Oh, don't you dare!

We're into so many
things like lasagna,

ravioli, carbonara, cannoli,
spaghetti, and so much more.

Your grandma, we always ask,
do you have a girlfriend?

Nona, I am the girlfriend.

We're definitely the
gayest place in the world.

I mean, we live in
a drag queen's boot.

We're so good with art,
big art,

and sometime not so big.

You can think that we
are obsessed with sex,

and it's true!

[speaking Italian]

So come to la mia Italia.

Mamma mia!

[upbeat music]

* *

[laughter]

- Nehellenia, where Alyssa
was neurotic and wanted

everything to be,
"Is it good? Is it good?"

you were more apologetic.

And there was no need.

We can't tell you enough
how naturally funny you are.

You went for it,
and you did it.

Don't doubt yourself.
- Thank you so much.

- I love this look.
It's fun.

It's very Judy Jetson.

And I love the color palette.

And I love this big bang.

It's bold and it's giving
me everything I need.

So great night tonight.

Nehellenia, I watched you
eat that pizza, and I said,

I know what I'm having
for lunch today.

[laughter]

- You have an innate charm
that is irresistible.

Tell me,
did you have fun doing it?

- In the start, yes.

Then I become more
frustrated with myself

because I thinking, oh,
my god, maybe it's not fun.

- Yeah.

- So I need to be
more confident maybe.

- Yeah, absolutely.

Anything else you want to add?
- Love you.

Don't send me home.

[laughter]

- Thank you, Nehellenia.

- Thank you, too.

I was very, very scared
about my performance.

But it's good.

The judges are right.

I need to be more confident.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

You may leave the stage.

[dramatic music]

* *

[upbeat music]

- Oh, girl.

Oh, so elegant.

- So, guys,
how are you feeling?

- Oh, look, I am a little
bit disappointed,

to be completely honest.

I totally understand what
the judges were saying,

but I've been playing so hard.
You know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- This was a challenge that
I really wanted to get--

- Mm-hmm.

- --because I was in
the bottom of my season.

I just feel like a
failure, to be honest.

[together] No.
- Yeah, I feel like I failed.

- You're gorgeous.

You should not feel
like a failure.

- I'm disappointed.
- And Tessa?

- I feel great.

It was new for me.

I've never done
a branding challenge.

Sitting here
with these queens makes

me realize that I did
"Drag Race Germany" for months

before doing
"Global All Stars."

So as far as I've come
in this competition is

an absolute blessing for me.

I'm just really proud
of how far I've come.

I'm proud of anything that's
going to happen here and--

I'm just really happy
to have met you guys

and to have made it this far.

- Tessa, you've done
so fucking well, babe.

- We're so proud of you, baby.

- And, like,
don't write yourself off.

- We're so proud of you.

- Don't write yourself off.

You've done so well
this whole competition.

- Thank you.

It's happy tears, I promise.

- You are 20 million times
the queen that you were--

- Yeah.
- --back on your season.

- That's what I admire--

- Thank you.
--so much about you, Tessa.

- Me too, yeah.

- --is that you're so unafraid
and you're so sure of yourself.

And I think that's such
an admirable quality

for someone so, like, young.

You're incredible.

- And your attitude
is the best, bitch.

Like, literally,
you're like, my favorite

25-year-old on the planet.

- [laughs]

This was the first time ever
in my life that I was like--

so proud of what
I had accomplished.

I've never felt
so proud before.

So what about you, Ms. Alyssa?

[laughter]

- Alyssa, you stormed.
- You stormed.

- You stormed.

- Thank you.

This has been--
oh, my gosh, what--

12 years in the making.

You know?

I wanted to prove
to Ru and Michelle

that I can take direction,
take notes, and apply them.

It was magical.

But whoever wins and
whoever's in the bottom,

this is a fabulous five.

- Yeah.

We're a fab five.

- Ladies, at this point,
it's an all-out brawl.

- Mm-hmm.

- We all want this so bad.
- Baby.

- I mean, I could look and see
the fire in all y'all's eyes.

And that motivates me.

That drives me.
- Yeah.

- 'Cause I'm like, I need to
go refuel this tank, bitch,

'cause I came here to win.

- Period.

- But, Nellie,
I know you were so worried.

- I'm always, like, the shy guy
that don't believe in myself.

When I was in high school,
when I was in the club,

I'm always like,
not good enough.

In this competition, I started
to believe more in myself.

- You need to.
- Baby, you need to.

- Sweetheart, look at you.

You're at top five
of "Global All Stars."

You need to believe
in yourself.

- And I think me and you can be
so proud of us, because we are

like the little child
that make the competition

with these big names.

- In my season,
I bottomed twice.

And, you know, I had to
remind Ru why she has

me here in the first place.
I can't go anywhere.

I need to do the--
I need to be here.

I work my fucking
padded ass off.

- Mm-hmm.

- Like, tonight's
gonna be all out.

I'm gonna give everything.

- May the best woman win.

- May the best drag queen win.

- May the best
cross-dresser win.

- No, Gala is gone.

[laughter]

- See, that's why I
voted her Shadiest Queen.

- [laughs]

- You are moving on
to the grand finale

of "Global All Stars."

[tense percussive music]

* *

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Welcome back,
global glamazons.

- Hello.
- G'day.

- Hi.

- I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

* *

Alyssa Edwards, this week you
red, white,

and blew us away.

Condragulations.

- [gasps]

- You are the winner of
this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

You've won a cash tip of
$10,000, courtesy of Canva.

- Thank you, Canva.

- And best of all, you're
moving on to the grand finale

of "Global All Stars."

- [screams]

Oh, my gosh!

The $200,000 is a
lovely paycheck.

Now, I could do
a lot with that.

But to have RuPaul
crown me and me be

a part of a legacy
that will be documented

and will live on
in drag herstory--

the Hall of Fame
is what I'm after.

- You may step
to the back of the stage.

- Yes, girl.
- Well done.

- Good luck, girls.
- Good luck.

- Congratulations, baby.

[suspenseful music]

* *

Kitty Scott-Claus,
Nehellenia,

you are both safe,

which means you, too, are
moving on to the grand finale

of "Global All Stars."

- Oh, yay!
- Yes!

- I can't move my arms.
- Thank you so much!

- Yay!

- You may step to the
back of the stage.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

[squeals]

- Kween Kong,
Tessa T, I'm sorry my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

Two Global All Stars
stand before me.

- Kween Kong
is a fierce dancer.

Putting me up
against Kween Kong

is only gonna make
me try harder.

It's only gonna make
me go for it even more.

- Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me and save

yourself from elimination!

* *

- The feeling in this room
is so thick, full of tension.

The only thing standing in my
way to getting to the final

is Miss Tessa.

To leave this
competition right now,

like,
after being the front-runner

for most of the season,
it would be devastating.

- The time has come for you
to lip-sync

for your life.

[dramatic music]

- I'm gonna do whatever it
takes to win this lip-sync

and get to the final.

There will be blood
on the fucking dance floor.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Thelma Houston's "Don't Leave
Me This Way"]

- * Don't leave me this way *

* I can't survive *

* I can't stay alive *

* Without your love *

* Oh, baby,
don't leave me this way *

* No, I can't exist *

* I'll surely miss *

* Your tender kiss *

* Don't leave me this way *

* Aw, baby *

* My heart is full of love
and desire for you *

* Now, come on down and
do what you got to do *

* You started this
fire down in my soul *

* Now, can't you see it's
burning out of control *

* Come on,
satisfy the need in me *

* 'Cause only your good
loving can set me free *

- * Set me free, set me free *

- * Don't you leave
me this way, no *

* Don't you understand *

* I'm at your command *

* Oh, baby, please *

* Please don't
leave me this way *

- There she goes!

- * Aw, baby *

* My heart is full of
love and desire for you *

* So come on down and
do what you gotta do *

* You started this
fire down in my soul *

* Now can't you see it's
burning out of control *

* So come on, satisfy
the need in me *

* Only your good loving
can set me free *

* Set me free *

- Come on.
Come on.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!

Oh, Shit!

- I mean, is blocking someone
the way to win a lip-sync?

* *

[all cheering]

- * Come and satisfy
the need in me *

* Oh, baby *

* Come and satisfy
the need in me *

* Ooh, baby *

* Don't leave me this way *

* Don't leave me
this way *

* No,
don't leave me this way *

* No, don't leave
me this way, babe *

* Don't leave me *

* Don't leave me
this way, babe *

[cheers, laughter]

- Whoo!

- Oh, my god.
- Damn.

- Wow.
- Good job, ladies.

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

* *

Kween Kong, shantay, you stay.

- Yay.

[applause]

- Thank you.

- Condragulations.

You are moving forward
to the grand finale

of "Global All Stars."

- Fuck, yeah!

[laughter]

You may join the other girls.

- No shade, Tessa.

But, baby,
I wasn't going anywhere.

- Tessa T, my top five queen,

you are and will always

be an international icon.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you, Ru, for
everything, for this chance,

for the opportunity
to reintroduce

myself to the world,
for this amazing experience.

Thank you.
- Love you, Tessa!

- Good job, baby.
- Tessa, I love you.

- So proud of you.
- So proud of you, baby.

- Well done, baby.
She's gonna storm.

- Wah! Ahh!

[laughter]

- Get your ass up, girl.

[laughter]

What the fuck?

- Condragulations to our
final four Global All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

are you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen in here?

[together]
Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

[RuPaul's
"I'm a winner, Baby"]

- * Nobody wins when you're *

* Oh, oh, nobody, nobody *

* Playing with
the game of love *

* I'm a winner *

- [laughs]

- Next time on
"RuPaul's Global All Stars,"

it's all about our
returning queens--

eight returning All Stars,
seven lip-syncs for your life.

The last queen standing will
win a cash prize of $50,000.

Let the lip-sync
la-la-pa-Ru-za

smack down begin!

- Wow.
- Oh, my god.

- * Can you feel the love? *

* *