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Heard about the cage match
at the school fair yesterday.
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Yeah.
Word is you rearranged
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some dude's face real good.
Sick.
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-Who's saying that?
-Everyone, man.
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It's gone viral.
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(Students chatter)
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Fiona! Wait!
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Look, I know you're mad,
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but I was thinking
about what you said before,
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like how me and you going out
would work for the both of us.
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Problem is, I don't even
pretend to date thugs.
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You weren't there.
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He wouldn't shut up
about all this gay stuff.
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So, it's better to be
known as a gay basher
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than a gay person.
Is that it?
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You know what?
Maybe it is.
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(Sighs)
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Fiona, come on.
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Riley, we need to talk-
my office.
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Who's she?
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Larissa's the head
of our LGBT Club.
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Yeah what's that, a sandwich?
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Lesbian, gay, bi, transgendered.
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Larissa brought it
to my attention
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that you attacked a gay man.
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(Scoffs)
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And before we start
talking hate crimes,
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I want to hear
your side of the story.
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Ms. H., whatever she told you,
is there proof?
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Is someone pressing charges
or something?
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Go home for the day.
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And come back tomorrow
with a thousand words
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on non-violent
conflict resolution.
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The LGBT Club offers sensitivity
training for homophobia.
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Thanks.
I'll pass.
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Look at us!
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I wish we could dress like that
all the time.
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(All laugh)
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Oh! And the Borogard blog's
on fire
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about my proposal
to unite the realms.
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Well, your idea to marry
Dreadamort's prince
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was a stroke of genius.
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I just hope Dreadamort
accepts it.
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Wow. Sexy costumes.
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Close it! Close it!
(Clears throat)
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Is that... from Halloween or-?
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-Yeah!
-It's larping.
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Larping?
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You mean like
dressing up like wizards
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and having styrofoam
sword fights?
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Sure it sounds lame
when you say it like that.
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Yeah, but, isn't that just for,
like, huge sci-fi dorks?
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It's not just for them.
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It's something I like to do
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while you do
your stupid band stuff.
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Whoa! Since when is
my band stuff stupid?
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(Bell rings)
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Ms. Can we go to our own
classes, please?
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(Students chatter)
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So, where do we eat today,
Clare bear?
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In here?
Front steps?
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Well, K.C. always saves me
a seat in the caf.
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And he'll be sitting with Dave.
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Super.
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I know! Dave's so nice.
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It's no wonder you two
hit it off at the club fair.
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And now that we both
have boyfriends...
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He's not my boyfriend, Clare.
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I was nice to him,
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and somehow he got
the wrong idea.
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So, you don't like him?
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It... it's just I like
to be regular friends
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with a guy before we become
boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Like K.C.
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Like you and K.C. were friends
before you started going out.
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-Of course.
-Hey!
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Did you know we're still taking
on new power squadders?
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Um...
You're asking us?
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Lots of the players'
girlfriends are on the squad.
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Dave's told us
all about you two!
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Oh.
We'll think about it.
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So, what are you
going to tell Dave?
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I was thinking about
trying out for the squad.
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Hey!
Sorry I'm late!
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Thanks for not ratting me out
about, you know...
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I didn't think
it was necessary
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to get the school involved.
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Cool.
I'm sorry.
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So, let's do this exam, right?
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Riley.
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I had you removed
from the course.
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With your temper, I don't think
you have what it takes
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to become a lifeguard.
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But, Sam, this is my summer job!
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Maybe next summer.
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(Police siren wails)
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(Sighs)
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(Exhaling)
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(Panting)
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Ms. Your best chapter
of fantasy fiction
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by Friday, everyone.
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Why write fantasy
when you can live it?
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Right, Princess Carella?
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Maybe Sav's right.
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Pretending to be a princess
is ridiculous.
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Anya, Borogard needs you.
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And Sav hasn't talked
to me all day.
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I'll just him a text-pology.
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For what?
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Oh, hold on.
I got a message.
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They accept the marriage!
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Long live Carella,
empress of Dreadamort!
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Oh-ho!
I'm getting married!
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Bridesmaid, called it!
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Uh, what about Sav?
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Are-are you going to tell him?
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If he loves me,
he'll understand.
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(Laughs)
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Aw, don't get confused.
This isn't foreplay.
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If I have to tell you one more
time to shut up about that.
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Oh, what, Mount Riley
might erupt again?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You're getting
a pretty vicious rep.
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But, whatever, I won't joke
about it any more.
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There's a cure.
I found it online.
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A cure? For what?
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-For confusion.
-Confusion?
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I didn't think you were
confused anymore.
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It's hard to keep up.
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I just need to get rid
of some stupid thoughts.
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(Whistle blows)
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Two seconds.
That's a fall.
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Match, Riley.
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Go ahead, you two.
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Too easy.
I need a new partner.
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How about Larissa?
I think she likes you.
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Shut up.
I feel sorry for those freaks.
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(Panting)
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So, feeling that
school spirit?
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I knew you put
Trish up to it.
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Thanks, Dave.
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Oh, yeah. How about
tomorrow after practice,
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I'll take you to any movie
you want, lady's choice.
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Could we ask Clare and K.C.?
Double date?
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Nah! Tomorrow it's you,
me, a dark theater,
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and five gallons
of sweet buttery corn!
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Sounds... great.
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Okay.
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There's lots of support
for people like you.
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We can also arrange
one-on-one therapy
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with a recommended psychologist.
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The feelings,
they're making me crazy.
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I wish they would just go away.
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Well, you're at a crossroads.
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Embrace a gay lifestyle
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or decide to live the life
you want.
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I won't be embracing
any gay lifestyle, believe me.
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Hmm.
I used to be like you.
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But through therapy I,
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I allowed myself
to choose my future.
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Now I have a wife, two kids...
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And you're happy?
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Happier than I was.
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(Clears throat)
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Anyway, read the literature
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and we'll talk about
a counseling plan.
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Thanks, uh, Gerry.
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Well, when you're ready, then.
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(Students chatter)
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Hey, beautiful!
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You scared me.
What do you want?
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To apologize.
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You've been right all along
about my feelings.
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I'm getting help.
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Congrats.
It's about time.
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Yeah. So, I hoped you'd be
into having a real boyfriend.
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Excuse me?
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I mean, once I'm cured!
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Cured?!
Are you insane?
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You can't cure homosexuality!
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Yes, you can!
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There's a website, an office...
It's like a disease!
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Wow. You really
hate yourself, don't you?
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Too bad you can't cure bitch!
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(Students gasp)
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We don't talk anymore, okay?
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Fix me. Cure me.
I'll talk to a doctor,
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uh, take a straight pill,
whatever it takes.
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Did you read the literature?
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What it takes is weeks, months,
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maybe even years
of reorientation therapy.
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Years?!
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Yes. And unfortunately
this type of therapy
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is not covered by insurance.
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Have you talked to your parents?
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As if I'd tell my parents
I need money to get de-gayed!
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Well, a lot of parents
think it's worth the investment.
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(Sighs)
How much is it?
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Say a hundred an hour,
once a week, maybe 20 weeks.
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Around $2,000.
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Whoa! Two grand?
(Laughs)
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Oh, I get it.
This is a scam, right?
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You require extensive
behavioral modification.
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I'm just trying to help you,
Riley.
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Whatever, Gerry.
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I'm gonna figure it out
on my own.
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It's going to take a lot more
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than just finding
the right girl.
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It couldn't hurt.
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(Breathing heavily)
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Pete?
Tonight, guys' night out.
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(Music playing
through headphones)
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(Door closes)
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Ow.
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Hey.
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You still re-mixing
the Studz songs?
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I'm supposed to be,
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but I've been spying
on your double life.
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It's bizarre,
but you look super cute.
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You're not going to
make fun of it?
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No, but, uh-
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Okay, then I have
some crazy news-
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I just don't get why you want
to hang out with these weirdos.
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Why are you in a band?
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Um... 'Cause there's nothing
better than rocking a crowd.
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It's like I'm their god.
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Exactly! The Borogard people
look up to me, Sav.
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I'm important.
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-You're important to me.
-You say so.
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But ever since you guys
got back from L.A.,
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it's like you're
married to the band.
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Anya, it's just that we're busy!
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So, I found people
that have time for me,
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who accept me for who I am.
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Oh, and who would that be?
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A fairy princess
or my girlfriend?
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You better hope I can be both.
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(Door slams, bell rings)
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Oh, and the thought of you
cheering me on?
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Man, I'll be able
to do anything!
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All right, so I thought,
you know, tonight after practice
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I'll bust out the shower gel,
we'll hit up the movies,
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uh, grab some-
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Dave! Stop.
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Stop what?
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Sorry.
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I tried to play along
as your girlfriend.
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But I can't.
249
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,533
But I...
thought you liked me.
250
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,661
I like you,
just not like that.
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Is it someone else?
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-Sorry.
-Who?
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It doesn't matter.
254
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Aw, man.
The guys think I'm cool.
255
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,468
And now girls
think I'm datable
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all because I'm with you.
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00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,685
Would you be less mad at me
if I helped you keep your rep?
258
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,734
Corner pocket.
259
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,237
That's game.
Three in a row.
260
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,489
Super.
Are we done?
261
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,324
Nope.
262
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,659
Tonight one of these lucky
girls is going to find out
263
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,118
what kind of guy I am.
264
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,079
Sorry, I didn't get
the memo today.
265
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,248
Is that a straight one?
266
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,832
Exactly.
How about you?
267
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,377
It's been weeks since Mia left.
268
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,671
You still off the market?
269
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,172
Well, there's no point
in denying
270
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:02,008
a babe's a good thing, right?
271
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,511
Watch the master at work.
272
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,100
(Girls laugh)
273
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,398
Good job.
274
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,219
You guys are gonna love her.
All right, she's cute, nice.
275
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,680
(Crying) Dave said
it didn't feel right.
276
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,183
Then he dumped me.
277
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,977
I just hope I can stay
on the squad.
278
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,396
Aw, sweetie.
Come here.
279
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899
There are lots of
single guys on the team.
280
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,985
Yeah!
281
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,072
(Sighs) You think
they're buying it?
282
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,783
You should get an Oscar.
283
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,287
It worked.
Dave's still the man.
284
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,955
That guy's lucky
he got a hopeless crush
285
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,416
on a pretty cool girl.
286
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,712
I'm sure you'll find a guy
who's right for you someday.
287
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,467
I'm sure I will, Clare bear.
288
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,520
555 number.
289
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:39,981
Fake.
290
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,024
Oh. Ouch!
291
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,568
Why isn't this working?
292
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,694
I don't know.
Some guys have it.
293
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,279
Some guys just don't.
294
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,704
Maybe it's karma.
295
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,373
Someone needs to put me
out of my misery.
296
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,167
-Is that vodka?
-Want some?
297
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,796
Naw. I'm just gonna
get another bad coffee,
298
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,673
then another game?
299
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,053
Aah!
300
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,768
One more hem, and it's done.
301
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,311
Thanks for staying late with me.
302
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,938
Oh, no problem.
303
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,481
We'll have to make sure
we get some photos
304
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,149
for your parents.
305
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,651
(Sighs)
306
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,403
Hey, Ms. Dawes.
307
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,364
Anya.
308
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,036
Uh, you know, I have some
brushes that I should wash...
309
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,706
...somewhere.
310
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,918
If you're here to judge me-
311
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,628
I'm not.
312
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,843
Look, um, I'm sorry
I made fun of you.
313
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,637
It's just I tell you
everything about the band.
314
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,181
And this you kept a secret.
What's that?
315
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,601
(Sighs)
316
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,603
It's my wedding dress.
317
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,232
What?!
318
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,900
Tomorrow, I'm getting married
to the Prince of Dreadamort
319
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,694
to save Borogard
from destruction.
320
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,656
-Oh, my God!
-I made it happen, Sav.
321
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,742
And over there,
they're calling me a-
322
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,786
Dude!
Are you coming or not?
323
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,874
Let me guess.
Band practice?
324
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,334
Spin's only night off.
325
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,337
You wanna come watch?
326
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,923
No, dummy!
If you haven't noticed,
327
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,717
I have a sunrise wedding
to get ready for!
328
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,427
And it might be
the only one I ever have.
329
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,556
Sav. Let's go.
330
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,312
(Sighs)
331
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,735
Are you ready?
You ready?
332
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,236
Boom. Boom.
333
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,906
Hey, come on,
you don't like that?
334
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,949
Okay, doof.
Let's go.
335
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,284
Bathroom.
336
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,758
No peeking.
337
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,764
Oops. My bad.
338
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,059
You sure you want
to do this?
339
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,102
I'm not your instructor
anymore.
340
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,069
You want a beatdown,
you got it!
341
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:35,865
Go ahead! Kick my ass.
I deserve it.
342
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,754
Why?
343
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,634
(Inhales sharply)
344
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,386
I'm not normal.
345
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,974
Right.
346
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,183
Okay.
347
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:10,316
Look, I know how hard
it is for you.
348
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,569
I'm a swimmer.
349
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:17,240
The locker rooms,
the showers, I get it.
350
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,245
But I don't want
everybody to know.
351
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,624
That you have a choice about.
352
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,545
You don't have to come out
until you're ready.
353
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,757
If I ever am...
354
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:41,514
In the meantime, all this
self-hating, violent crap?
355
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,309
How's that working for you?
356
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,193
(Medieval harps
and flutes playing)
357
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,029
She's stunning.
358
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,322
Are you okay?
359
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,032
Just because Sav and I
360
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,742
are two seconds away
from breaking up
361
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,785
doesn't mean I can't
enjoy my wedding.
362
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,287
Here goes.
363
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:11,419
Empress of Dreadamort,
thy minstrel hath arrived!
364
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,963
(Strums lute)
365
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,053
(Flute and harp join the melody)
366
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,607
When this ceremony
hath come to an end,
367
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,944
you shall leave here
as husband and wife,
368
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:39,489
joined together
by the powers that be.
369
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,241
This eternal bond shall
keep thee together
370
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,410
from this day forward.
371
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:48,790
It's a very mature step, Riley.
Keep me posted on your progress.
372
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,377
You okay?
373
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,836
I mean, not to pry,
374
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,046
but you were just talking
to the counselor.
375
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,798
Anger management.
376
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,383
I'm done being a raging jerk
all the time.
377
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,051
Okay, cool.
378
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,805
Well, I should uh,
head to class.
379
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,765
Peter, wait.
380
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,017
There's a new memo out today.
381
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:13,147
You were the first to find out,
and you've been right all along.
382
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,275
(Whispering)
I'm homosexual.
383
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,903
Well, can't say I'm surprised,
384
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,446
but I'm glad
you're admitting it.
385
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,198
So, should I submit
a bulletin
386
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,950
to the morning announcements
or something?
387
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,660
No.
This stays between us.
388
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,704
I'm not gonna come out
in high school.
389
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,957
What stays between us?
You didn't tell me anything.
390
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,083
Thanks.
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