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They're wheel-
to-wheel coming out of the last chicane...
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...the Frenchman DeVoe
making a run at Bivens for second.
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But they won't be able to catch Bell
as he takes the flag and...
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Oh, it's a great start
to the qualifying heats...
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...here at the Monaco Grand Prix.
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I beg your pardon?
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Your room, madame, is no longer.
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But I had a reservation.
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I don't care
if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party.
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Aah.
This isn't my first Grand Prix, you know.
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Lana Kane?
No.
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See?
What?
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So where are we supposed to sleep?
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- Voilà.
- No.
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I am not sharing a room with you.
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No, I'm sharing it with you,
and it's the last one in the hotel.
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No view, but it's got two queens.
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Where's the other?
Greasing up in the bathroom?
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Malory.
You know what?
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Hey, look, Ray, this is fine.
Two of us will just have to double up.
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Exactly, two of you.
Wha...?
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Ha. Excuse me?
I am not sharing a bed.
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It's bad enough Lachouffe
made us schlep all the way to Monaco...
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...for whatever's on that damn disk.
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Which had better be worth
this splitting headache.
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Yeah, help yourself.
Go ahead, drink it up.
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Well, it sure better be
worth 4 million bucks.
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Which is where?
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Oh, Sterling has it.
What?
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You turned Archer loose in a casino
with $4 million?
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Oh, don't worry.
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He may be a vain, selfish, lying,
and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore...
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...but gambling
is one vice Sterling doesn't have.
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Uh, guess he's too busy
doing all that other awesome stuff.
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- Thanks, Mother.
- Oh, shu... Aah!
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Why isn't there a metal briefcase
full of bearer bonds...
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...handcuffed to your drinking arm?
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Uh, you just answered
your own question.
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Sterling, if you left that briefcase
in some cathouse, I swear to God...
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Relax. The money's totally safe,
on deposit with the casino.
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Wha...?
That way they comp everything.
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I call it the Sterling Archer
Triple-A Power Play.
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And yes, the A stands for "awesome."
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- Did you get a receipt?
- Of... Of course I did.
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Obviously, I did that.
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Now if you will excusez-moi...
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Ah, Monsieur Archer.
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If you will please to follow me
to le suite royale...
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...where I took a liberty
to have a woman waiting in your Jacuzzi.
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Yes, I will.
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Good work there, uh...
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Uh, Benoit.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Sorry. Ha!
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Sorry, sorry.
I was laughing at your name.
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I mean, because you know
what it sounds like, right?
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Sounds like "Ben Wa balls," Benoit.
"Balls." See?
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I can't even say it without saying "balls."
Say your name.
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Benoit.
Balls.
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See? Physically impossible.
Does monsieur require anything else?
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Yes, I do, Benoit balls.
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Monsieur desires more champagne,
steak frites...
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...a post-Jacuzzi female companion,
and for somebody to get up here...
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...and fold his towels into swans.
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Not these towels, some thicker ones.
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As thick as possible,
while still being swan-shape foldable.
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And, uh, when will monsieur desire
to try his luck at the tables?
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Wow, what is French
for "broken record"?
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Pardon, monsieur, but as I said,
the suite royale is reserved for...
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Sterling Malory Archer.
And there goes my erection.
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Hi, Mother.
We're switching rooms.
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I want my luggage up here
in three minutes.
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My bellhops have been taken prisoner
by the Wehrmacht.
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Wait, what?
Now you just listen to me, bub...
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Madame, the only way you will have
this suite is over my lifeless corpse.
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Perhaps that will teach you
to insult the proud nation of Monaco.
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Now, if you will excuse moi, I must go
and find fresh towels and a whore.
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Hey, Benoit,
not too thick on either, okay?
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Happy?
Yeah, except for my gun's all soapy.
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Pretty dumb taking a bath with it.
Sterling, I'm warning you.
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If one red cent of that money
is missing...
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...when we make the exchange
with Lachouffe...
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It won't be. Everything's comped.
Because they expect you to gamble.
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Which I'm not going to do. Duh?
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Mother, I've done this tons of times.
Wha...? With ISIS money?
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No.
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But 4 million seems pretty steep for...
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What's on that disk, anyway?
None of your beeswax.
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And the price is irrelevant,
because you're going to steal it back...
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...after the exchange.
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Oh.
Duh.
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And you have to steal it back
because I, um, slightly borrowed it.
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Um, slightly from where?
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Huh? What in the world?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Pam!
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Also irrelevant, because you're not going
to screw this up, are you?
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No. No, I'm not, Mother.
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You better not.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, man.
Ah.
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Ha, ha, oh, that was fun. Thank you.
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Seriously, not many women could bring me
to orgasm in front of my mother.
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I wouldn't think.
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Four million dollars gone.
Every single account has been wiped out.
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All except Miss Archer's.
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And how does she have
2.3 million damn dollars in her 401?
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Is that a lot?
Maybe not to you, Glenda Gotrocks.
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Stop calling me that.
Stop being a fricking jillionaire.
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Make me.
Zip it, you two.
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Now, we've obviously been the victims
of identity thieves.
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Which is funny why?
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You think it's just a coincidence Mr. Archer
took $4 million to Monte Carlo?
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What?
He took what where?
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In bearer bonds, whatever those are.
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Shit-snacking crackers.
Oh, that thieving bastard.
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He's gambling away
our retirement money.
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What?
Lady luck, monsieur.
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She awaits your passionate embrace.
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I'm kind of passionate-embraced out
right now after the tub-snorkeling.
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Oui, in the Jacuzzi of your free suite,
in which monsieur desires to remain.
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Uh, yes, yes, he does.
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Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance.
Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any...
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...chips. Thanks, Radar.
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Uh, okay.
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Monsieur, the minimum c'est deux.
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The minimum is two? Okay, here.
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Thanks, Benoit balls. I don't actually...
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Banque.
What happened?
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What is "bonk"? Does that mean I...?
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Lose? Hang on. That was...
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Wait, how much are these chips worth?
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Twenty-five grand? Apiece?
Bonne chance.
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Hey, hey, hang on. Benoit balls. I...
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So I need to get that money back.
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Shit. Or whatever, merde.
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Okay, what does that mean? Do I...?
Win? Really? Just like that, 50 grand?
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All right, let's do that again.
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Oh, my God, this is like taking candy
from a candy-hating baby.
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Uh, speaking of candy,
I'm gonna be here a while...
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...so bring me a fifth of Glengoolie Black
and a bag of gummi bears.
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Do you want anything?
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Gummi bears all around.
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I'll eat hers
if she doesn't, uh, have teeth.
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Okay. Let's play some goddamn cards.
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- Yes.
- Banque.
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No, no, no!
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Goddamn it, woman,
wipe that grin off your pie face.
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He's killing me.
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I'm gonna kill you.
No.
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Ray, stop it. I can feel a hot streak
coming on. Just give me a...
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Here, take this.
No, thanks. I'm not thirs... Ow!
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How much?
Uh, well, it's hard to say, really.
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Maybe 800,000?
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You lost 800 grand?
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Oh, no, no, remaining.
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Here, hold these?
Ray, I said I'm not thirsty.
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Unh!
Ow!
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Three-point-two million dollars?
I've been really streaky, Ray.
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I was up for a while, then down,
then up for a really long time, but then...
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You've only been here 20 minutes.
Wow. Seemed way longer than that.
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And I thought you didn't gamble.
I don't.
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I mean, not since...
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I had a really bad experience one time.
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- Um, hit me?
- Busted.
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And now all the candy is Mother's...
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...because crybaby hit on 17 again.
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Like an idiot.
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Why was I dressed as Hitler?
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Why do you do anything you do?
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Archer, when your mother finds out...
No, Ray, you cannot tell her.
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Or Lana. They'll think less of me.
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And I won't?
I don't care what you think.
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I'm telling your mother.
Telling her what?
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Your son...
Shh, shh, shh. No, no.
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Come on.
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Uh...
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Is drunk.
Ah.
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Who are you, Carrie Nation?
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But, my God, Sterling,
look at your clothes.
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Just how drunk are you?
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Oh, for the...
We're meeting Lachouffe in two hours.
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I'll clean him up,
try to get some coffee in him.
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Make sure that's all you put in him.
Sorry, what?
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Keep it in your pants, sister.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Yeah, yuk it up.
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Wow, all these years, I've never
seen Archer, like, "drunk" drunk.
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Have you?
Once.
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Can't play cards, can't drink.
Unh, unh, unh.
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I don't feel good.
What the hell good are you?
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Unh. Oh, God.
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Why was he dressed as Hitler?
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Uh, ahem.
Anyhoo... Ooh, I think I see a duke.
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- Ugh. What?
- Nice.
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Glad you can still be snotty
while Archer's gambling away your 401.
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My what?
Tell her I said hey.
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Shut up. And ours too.
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Everybody's.
But Archer wasn't gambling.
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- He was just drunk. Aah.
- Lana, did you hear me?
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I thought you spoke French.
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00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,709
- Oh, shit!
- Lana.
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Cyril, tell...
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Idiot. Stupid, stupid, stupid idiot.
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00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,258
Look, I said I was sorry.
No, you didn't.
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Well, whatever.
I have a plan to get the money back.
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00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,638
Which doesn't include you
taking my toiletries.
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You're not using them.
I am.
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Look at your pores,
then tell me you're using them.
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Then tell me your genius plan.
Rob the casino.
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Thanks for the lotion.
Ray, we can do this.
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Come on,
I've broken into way tougher places, right?
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Not without my turtleneck, but still...
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Do you even know
where the bearer bonds are?
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Well, no, not exactly, but...
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What does it say on the receipt?
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Oh, that you didn't get, did you?
No.
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Do you know
why they're called bearer bonds?
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Because you're gay?
They're unregistered and untraceable.
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00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,585
And the legal owner of a bearer bond...
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...is whatever asshole
physically holds the piece of paper.
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I don't know why you're so pissed off.
Technically, that money was mine.
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- Wh...? Ugh.
- And mine.
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Your money?
And yours, and dickbrain's here.
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And Cyril's, and Pam's. Everybody's.
224
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Because your mother's cleaned out
all the ISIS 401 accounts.
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- What?
- I have a 401?
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Not anymore.
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I had almost 200 grand in there, you...
Oh, okay, that is it.
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Down. Ray, put it down, or I swear...
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Archer, I will put you down.
Well, how am I the bad guy?
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Mother's the one
who stole our retirement money.
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All I did was foolishly lose it.
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He does have a point.
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00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,461
But why would she pay 4 million bucks
for unverified information?
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00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,922
Well, either she's getting Alzheimer's...
Hey.
235
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,592
...or she thinks it's another sex tape.
Hey.
236
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,636
Actually, that would not surprise me.
237
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:05,307
Well, whatever's on the disk, Lachouffe
expects $4 million in bearer bonds...
238
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,934
...and we only have 1 million.
239
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,269
Um, or 800,000.
240
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,105
For which there is no receipt.
241
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,815
Look, Lana, I feel bad enough as it is.
242
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:17,194
Unh, you couldn't feel bad enough.
Shut up, so here's what we're gonna do.
243
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,114
We have to keep Malory occupied
while we meet Lachouffe.
244
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,949
She's in the bar, hitting on a duke.
245
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:26,620
I bet you get chilly at night,
all alone in that great big castle.
246
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,830
Ew.
247
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,916
But judging from the way Sir Duke
was eye-banging the waiters...
248
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,126
...I don't think she's gonna have luck.
249
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,920
- Ray, that's where you come in.
- Ew.
250
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,965
- Yeah, he's like 1000.
- You're not gonna have sex with him.
251
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,259
- Well, wait, he is a duke.
- No means no.
252
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,137
Because you will be making
the exchange with Lachouffe.
253
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,597
- But wait, he's expecting Mother.
- Yup.
254
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,807
Ew.
255
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,685
When Lachouffe realizes
we don't have $4 million in bearer bonds...
256
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,063
...we'll take out his bodyguards.
257
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,449
What the hell does she keep in here,
buckles?
258
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,868
Then, having retrieved
your mother's disgusting sex tape...
259
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,913
Uh, allegedly disgusting.
Although, probably disgusting.
260
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,541
- We figure out a way
to get our 401 money back.
261
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,919
Yeah, hi, duh, we just steal
the bearer bonds from the casino.
262
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,965
If they're even in the casino.
Well, where else would they be, Ray?
263
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,217
Taxi. Taxi!
264
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,553
Oh, shit.
265
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:31,226
Well, you better hope they're in the vault.
Ray, hurry up, get changed.
266
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,729
I'm good.
267
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,695
It's the second
qualifying round in the Monaco Grand Prix...
268
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,407
...and, oh, they're really burning up
the streets of Monte Carlo.
269
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,076
Oh, it's just great.
270
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,495
This is not at all great.
271
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,915
Why not? They're already tied up,
and we don't even have any rope, so...
272
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,250
And you can have these control tops.
273
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,169
No wonder your mother's such a bitch.
274
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,214
Can you not rub your dick
in my mother's pantyhose? Please.
275
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,216
Archer.
What? Lana, look at him.
276
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,511
Why would somebody tie up the guards?
Duh. So they could rob the...
277
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,929
Oh, shit.
278
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,599
- Benoit.
- Balls.
279
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,688
Unh.
How the hell would he know?
280
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,191
Oh, right. Desolée.
281
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,528
Well, he couldn't have gone far
in 10 minutes. It's a zoo out there.
282
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,112
- There's a zoo here?
- Wow, okay.
283
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,407
The Grand Prix.
They could have both, Lana.
284
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,826
Zoo? Ici?
Go, dumbass.
285
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,914
If we don't get my 401 back, you won't
live long enough to regret you were born.
286
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,166
That doesn't even make sen... Ow.
287
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,211
Now, is that bulletproof or what?
288
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,964
Yeah. Yo, I didn't even feel that.
289
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,633
This shit's pretty tight, man.
Oh, I can let it out.
290
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,720
And I can let all this stuff go
for $41,688.
291
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,890
And I'll even throw in the Chokebot.
292
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,143
Krieger, what the hell are you doing?
293
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,731
I'm selling ISIS equipment until I get
every damn cent of my 401 back.
294
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,319
Oh, so, uh, hey, how would you guys like
a color copier...
295
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,823
...and about, say, 80 computers
for your clubhouse?
296
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,158
And some blowjobs.
297
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,327
I mean, printers.
298
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,746
Oh, damn it,
we're never gonna find Benoit.
299
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:19,501
Balls. And we might if you two
would stop being bitches for five seconds.
300
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,337
Case in point, Lana. That's...
301
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,672
Oh.
302
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,173
Hand over the bag, Benoit.
Balls.
303
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,176
Damn it, that's my line.
Au revoir, suckers!
304
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,012
Benoit!
Balls.
305
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,347
No, the moment's ruined.
We're ruined.
306
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,017
How are we supposed to catch him now?
307
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:41,607
Wow, this might be hard to drive
with such a huge, throbbing erection.
308
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,112
Woo-hoo!
- Fast racecar!
309
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,699
Well, Dennis,
it's a strange turn of events here...
310
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,201
...at the Grand Prix,
because look here now.
311
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:57,789
Who could believe it?
A woman driving in a Formula One race.
312
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,125
And a Negress at that.
313
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,711
No, you don't see that every day.
314
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,379
Or that.
315
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,237
He's headed for the coast road.
316
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,530
Hey, thanks, Captain Obvious.
317
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,451
Dukes!
Is it obvious he has a gun?
318
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,662
Well, yeah, now.
319
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,248
Ha, ha. How do you like those pommes?
320
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,668
How do you like them?
321
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,920
What the hell are you doing?
322
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,423
Shooting his tires so he loses control
and flies off the cliff.
323
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,008
With the bearer bonds?
324
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,551
Yes, Lana, with the...
325
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,762
Oh, damn it.
326
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,854
Benoit! Balls.
327
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,111
That was actually pretty ballsy.
328
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,240
And I never got my swan-shaped towels.
329
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,618
I can't see, you fool! Get off!
330
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,204
I am getting off. I love this.
331
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,289
Archer.
Not now, Lana.
332
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,418
Yes, now.
Damn it, Lana, I said not...
333
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,294
Oh, shit!
334
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,967
Nice plan, Lana.
335
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,427
Wha...?
336
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,643
Oh, rocket launcher.
337
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,605
Y'all! Y'all, my car is slowing down
for some unknown reason.
338
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,400
Just must be out of carburetor.
339
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,154
Archer, look out.
340
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,324
Yeah, an attack helicopter
and a rocket launcher, Lana.
341
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,660
I think I see it.
Not that.
342
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,913
I see it, Lana.
343
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,833
There's this new thing
called situational awareness.
344
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,334
Great. Tell that to Benoit.
345
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,005
Balls.
Ha-ha-ha.
346
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,813
Archer!
347
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,690
The money. Where's the money?
348
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,025
It's right here, Ray.
349
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,068
Uh, and I'm fine, since you asked.
350
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,737
Yeah, I didn't.
Hey, you know what...?
351
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,035
So guess that's it
for Lachouffe and Benoit.
352
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,871
Balls. Nailed it.
353
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,710
And speaking of,
you are so lucky this worked out.
354
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,421
Well, you know what they say, Lana,
unlucky at cards...
355
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,925
...lucky at a whole shitload
of all kinds of other stuff.
356
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,136
Yep, you're the best.
Thank you.
357
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,557
Why are you drinking again?
We're meeting Lachouffe in 10 minutes.
358
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,268
Already did.
You...? Oh.
359
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,979
And I just assume
I don't wanna know what's on that.
360
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,023
Don't worry, nosey parker, you won't...
361
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,068
...but it's a lot more interesting
than my afternoon.
362
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,071
You'd think that duke
had never been with a woman before.
363
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,073
Would vomit, too tired.
Oh, shut up.
364
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,368
And every dime of that 4 million
better be in that bag.
365
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,370
It is, and while we're on the subject...
366
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,248
Thanks for stealing our 401 money.
I...
367
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,585
First of all, if that's my Chanel suit,
I will have your guts for garters.
368
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,878
You need some garters.
369
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,257
And second of all, I didn't steal that money,
I merely borrowed it.
370
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,758
Well, just for the record...
371
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,928
...I think using our 401 s
as your personal ATM machine...
372
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,888
...was incredibly lame.
373
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,432
And just for the record, I don't care.
374
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,270
That being said,
we better hurry up and redeposit this.
375
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,313
No telling what those idiots might do...
376
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,567
...if they find out
their measly 401 s are missing.
377
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,736
Been a real pleasure
doing business with y'all.
378
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,447
Especially you, Pam.
Holler!
379
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,539
Uh-huh. All right, peace out.
380
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:13,086
So wait, they're gonna fence all that stuff
and then pay us for it?
381
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,755
Oh, damn it.
Way to go, stupid.
382
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:20,594
Me? Hey, I'm not the one who was
handing out blowjobs like puffy stickers.
383
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,054
Oh, shit.
384
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,224
Plus, I gave them all my stickers.
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